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God damn almost a boomer you even got kids yet old man?

>>51241158
You still got time! Don’t give up yet!!

>age: 25

nigger

I'm 31 years old and I never even made an off-topic thread

also im 29 starting today :333333

>>51241480
Happy birthday anon, I hope you make it! :)

based god fucked my bitches
based god fucked my bitches
everybody knows that basedgod fucked my bitches

>>51241488
thank u it means a lot to me that my fellow businessmen have my back we will all make it brother

>>51241158
We are growing together brother. Turned 28 this year myself and I must say I feel like I am just beginning to hit my prime years and I am also getting prime pussy

>>51241158
>turning 32 this year
>4 fig crypto poorfolio
>$60k student debt
>living with parents
>khv

>>51241488
Based birthday wisher's digits.

>>51241158
Same anon, also just split with my gf of 3 years that I thought was gonna raise my kids. Also losing my job. Starting from square 1. No debt though

>>51241645
>28
>PMG fag with 4:300
>2 AA degrees worth fuckall but not a drop of debt
>Hotel mama
>khv
Could be worse I suppose

>>51241158
>28
>single
>unemployed
>unknown amount of monero
am I gonna make it?

>>51241158
here, reset

>>51241158
>32
>single
>wagie
>mom nd dad dead
>no family
>no frens
>just a simple shinja bag
>bathroom-sized apartment
this is when I become an anime protagonist, right?

>>51242948
>>51242967
Yes, here you have the portal, you need to go asap

>>51242967
at least you have your own apartment, I'm living in my girlfriend's house, she will soon leave me

>>51242967
stay with your bags for a while and hopefully you can keep a pet, those little hairballs are life changing

>>51241158
just do the longevity pill
EVERY SINGLE TIME I tell someone I'm 29 they think I am 20-25
sleep/eat well, exercise, skin care (cleanse, moisturize, retinoid), other longevity hacks if you want to minmax but whatever I don't bother (like calorie restriction/fasting)
it unironically feels like I bought myself 10 years of youth, which is great for coping

>>51241557
nice

I’m 29 and no matter how many times somebody says ”it’s not over yet!” the fact remains that my memory is poorer now than it used to be and everything goes faster than it used to go. I literally cannot experience things as well as i did before because every experience goes by faster and i remember them more poorly afterwards. I simply cannot enjoy my life as well as before, how is that not the definition of it being over?

>28 + 3/4
>neet
>with parents

I feel targeted by this thread. Anyways, I'm taking Adderall in a few weeks to give me a hope in fuck of salvaging something for the rest of my life. I have catastrophically failed all the self improooovement memes, so I'm just taking the goy pills. I literally do not care if they fry my brain in 10 years, If I can just squeeze a few years of accomplishment out in the meantime and feel what having dopamine is like for the first time ever.

>25
>20k savings
>waging in europe with 14k € per year
>suffering here because it's the only way to break through
I don't even mind the threat of nuclear annihilation

>>51243217
I have none of those issues at 29
you're deluding yourself, or you live like a slob and your body/mind is rotting away

>>51243247
Well yeah i have like a 5 year problem with anxiety, it might be affecting my memory. It could also just be paranoia. But for like 7 months i’ve had this feeling that my episodic memory isn’t as good as it used to be. True that most of those months i lived pretty lazily.

>>51243263
You need to go down the rabbit hole of the neurotransmitter dopamine like I did.
>time perception
>episodic and semantic memory
>sense of urgency
These are all functions of dopamine, and affect our view on reality. Do you play a lot of vidya, drink alcohol, smoke weed, etc...? You may really benefit from a dopamine fast tbqh

I'm personally diagnosed with ADHD, which means my dopamine levels are biologically fucked, but I'd give a dope fast a go if I were you and see how your time perception changes.

>>51243263
sucks, gl bro
fwiw I think the doomer sentiment is self-fulfilling, try to see past it somehow; its impossible to be motivated if you think there's no hope or it "already being over" in your mind - unironically read "the daily stoic" (literally just do 1 page at a time, its structured that way) and you'll probably recognize yourself in a lot of it - helped for me, dyor

>>51243217
https://www.newworldlibrary.com/ArticleDetails/tabid/230/ArticleID/339/Default.aspx

>age 26
>only make $40/hr
>only $26K in crypto
Should I kms?

>>51243306
Yeah lot’s of 4chan, i play video games and get really drunk like once in 2-3 weeks. I guess i should start with cutting out anything more stimulating electronics than tv.

i turned 32 and officially feel reaaaaaaaaaly old.
dont waste time, get your shit together while young

i'm the only 22 faggot zoomer here

>>51242948
Hope by the time you're back, it's not at the height of WW3.

>>51241158
Jesus H Christ you'll probably live to 80. Grow some fucking balls.

>>51243531
Why would you want to post these unrealistic pictures of women you coomer brain?

>>51243069
> be 30
> looks 24~
Can't wait for my face to looks rugged and my hair gray instead of looking like a faggy twenty something boy. At least I've a head full of hair

>>51243555
Sorry, I had nothing else to post with. I just bought a new PC.

33 years old and I've never had sex without a financial transaction being involved

>>51243509
that’s what you think
>>51241480
>>51241510
based prs enjoyer

>>51243360
Lose weight, shave the pedo mustache or grow a beard, get a haircut

>>51243532
>Jesus H Christ you'll probably live to 80.
And could still be a virgin. lol might as well kill yourself early and save yourself from 50 years of mental and physical suffering.

>>51243581
No, faggot

Age 28
No savings
Working just above minimum wage
Just now Going to college
But somehow getting married in November to a hot korean. So got that going on for me, never too late to turn our life around. I was a neet from 18 to 24

>>51243360
>iPhone 11
>autistic glasses
>pedobeard
lol you'll never get a pussy if you dress like a creepy poorfag.

>>51243609
>iGetMorePussyThankYouNigger 11
>awesome glasses
>viking beard
cope

>>51243469
read this >>51243345

>>51243612
You're funny, but at the same time I feel sad for you.

>>51243646
>tranime pedo
top kek

>>51243604
What are you going to college for?

>>51243654
Computer Science. I want a Job that pays 6 figures and I can stay inside at a computer. My current job is an office job and with previously being a neet I don't' mind being at a computer all hours of the day.

>>51243360
Did he ever get his skatepark in Iceland bros

>>51243665
wtf I have the 6 fig comp sci job but how'd you land the girl? went to korea?

>>51243855
Met her through 4chan meetup where I ignored her to play board games the whole time. Then she slid into my DM's after the fact on discord.

>>51241158
S-SHUT UP FAGGOT! I'M STILL Y-YOUNG!

>>51241158
>age 24

>>51243952
let me guess. youre white?

>28
>1500 LINK
>own my own appartment
>recession- and automation-proof job

it ain't much but I'll never be enslaved by the system