/biz/ - Business & Finance

they can't enforce that you fucking pussy ass retard

>>51213547
i left as a staff auditor at EY and refused to do this shit. left after a year, never had my independence audited. fuck these kikes.

>>51213988
They make you hand over your finance documents and shit retard.

>>51214009
Cool but im not trying to be homeless.

>>51214024
say no or just lie to them. who gives a fuck

How the fuck does your employer have a say in your personal finances? Unless it'd be insider trading

Buy banker coins (XRP, XLM, ALGO) using gift cards and a siblings ID

>>51213988
EY has the most stringent independence requirements of them all, afaik. they wanted to know the financial holdings (stocks, retirement investments, property holdings, etc.) of my parents and sister and her husband. kek.

>>51214069
No company is allowed to do that. violation of privacy and human rights. not even China allows that kind of personal intrusion.

>>51214120
https://pcaobus.org/about/rules-rulemaking/rules/section_3#rule3520

>>51214120
This guy is a sovereign citizen, and he currently works at McDonald's

>>51214030
>get fired

>potentially go to jail

Nah

>>51213547
just have a family member buy it and transfer it to your wallet, retard.

>>51213547
imagine being told by your slavers how you are and are not allowed to spend your money, topkek

>>51214120
Literally every company and country does that

>>51214653
>slaver

I'm an elite, I run this fucking country. Do you even know what Big Four is

Have a friend or family member just buy usdc and send them to a kucoin account, then you can trade anonymously.

>>51214517
You have to disclose that dummy

>>51215117
you’re probably an auditor which makes you subhuman lol

>>51214495
Lol, kys you are a total shabbos

>>51213547
>Big 4
>Never even heard of.

>>51213547
I work for PwC and nobody every said anything about it, you're lying

Why would anybody want to work at these types of places if they aren't from a rich jewish family ? If you are in it solely for the money why not just learn to code?

>>51215251
>he doesn't know

these places pay like $60k/year entry level and make you wageslave 50+ hours a week year round. it's only worth it if you have literally 0 life and stay until partner, because they make like $750k a year or more.

>>51215177
I'm actually a consultant. I'm the elite of the elite.

>>51215196
It's part of the compliance documents, you're a liar and you've never worked for PWC in your life.

>>51215251
>Why would anybody want to work at these types of places if they aren't from a rich jewish family ?

Because i need to pay rent

>ey why not just learn to code?

Because

1) Why the fuck would i want to be a coder and

2) that's basically impossible if you weren't taught at a young age.

>>51215341
Why would you ever want to make more than 60k?

I know the Wolf of Wallstreet has the whole "enough is never enough" mentality but earning more than that won't improve your life in any way, and in fact it may detract from your life.

>>51215352
>consultant
no you're one of those wagies in accounting advisory aka outsourced technical accounting

>>51213547
do it with your dad's account.

>>51215406
Can't be a wagie when i run the world ;)

Also, you admitted earlier you work for EY, so why the hate?

>>51215352
lmao fuck off consultant scum. You produce nothing. Now go back to your 45min huddle with your project team so you can listen to Stacy talk about moving squares around on the powerpoint for your client that you will spend 8hrs on, faggot.

I never reported any crypto when asked. They cannot check any of that. Now stop being a faggot and get a real job.

> t. former Deloitte and Booz.

>>51215558
The Stacy in our office literally hits on me lol

>>51215146
it's a cold wallet belonging to your family member that they lost the keys to. they just continue spending 100% of your biweekly monetary gifts on BTC and sending it to that address.

>>51215352
>I'm an elite
>I need to pay rent
>they tell me I can't buy crypto and I do as they say wahhh
kek faggot

>>51215613
Ok, but you can never realize that because you never reported on it.

>>51215630
>I'm a white man
>I'm straight, cis, tall
>Work for a corporation
>Graduate from University
>Wear a suit and tie
>Work in the big city

Yeah, i think im a fucking elite.

I'm exactly like those guys from the movie "Joker" who were on that train who beat him up... they referred to those guys as "the rich", they were employees for "Wayne investments", basically my type of job.

Weird bait thread for (You)'s. I've worked at both EY and PwC for a combined 6 years. Never disclosed any of my brokerage accounts outside of the firm 401k and was never audited because no one gives a shit about independence below partner level. Enjoy your attention, tranny.

/thread

>>51215593
you sound like you're 24 years old. If you're a midwit, then consulting is probably going to be a good career for you since you have no soul and think $150k is making it. You will waste away your years forced into a nice little wagie button up, commuting to client sites, and ultimately producing nothing you will ever be proud of. The "elite" vibe is a great branding tool for consulting firms, because it's facade that keeps all the midwits and stacies thinking they are high society. You better hope you never wake up because it will be very painful and depressing. I think you should leave this thread though, your starbucks order is just about ready. Don't miss your coffee chat with your manager.

Also EY is trash tier consulting firm lmao

>>51215352
>It's part of the compliance documents, you're a liar and you've never worked for PWC in your life.
The only compliance documents I ever had to sign were related to confidentiality, IT security and "code of conduct" bullshit like "no bribes", "no conflicts of interest". I'm thinking maybe you're from some other region? I'm in EU and I'm 99% sure it would be illegal for them to forbid me to trade crypto or anything like that

>>51215687
You're trolling, you never once worked there.

>>51215690
>you sound like you're 24 years old. If you're a midwit, then consulting is probably going to be a good career for you since you have no soul and think $150k is making it. To be honest I would rather die than earn that much money. My mom would call me a "scumbag" for earning close to that.

I've already made it at 60k.... there's literally ZERO reason to want more money than that, you can spend on whatever you want plus save money.

>You will waste away your years forced into a nice little wagie button up, commuting to client sites, and ultimately producing nothing you will ever be proud of

That's the point, we don't need to produce shit, we run the entire world.

You're a midwit, a loser, you're low IQ... and you clearly didn't get hired there, enjoy making my coffee.

>>51215824
I own 40 rental properties and buy whatever crypto I want because I'm the master of my own destiny. I've met a bunch of lawyers and accountants like you at social gatherings, most of them suck up to me and say they want to do what I do one day...

>>51216190
My parents own more, my parents actually own a building in Toronto, one of the towers.

>>51213547
I would move out of whatever shithole you live in to a real country where your employer can't tell you what you vill and vill not own

>>51213547
>retard who has to beg his boss just for a chance to buy stocks or shitcoins while worrying about making rent thinks he’s “elite”

>>51215177
he's def an associate. he begged his daddy manager for a lunch break to make this post before he goes back to working 70 hours a week for a minimal salary

>>51216239
Nice your parents sound based, they can probably buy their own crypto just like me :)

>>51215117
>Big Four
yeah, the name of one of the little 5, lanelet

They’ll Epstein you if they find your dog token wallet. Best just stick to your 3% ETF gains chud.

>>51215682
What the fuck are you bragging about?
You're completely controlled and accept it because you think it's some ideal any of us give a fuck about.

You're completely brainwashed kek

>>51216470
Ok... anyone with power is. Pelosi has to watch what she does and says... any politician has to make sure they say the right things, otherwise they get cancelled.

That's how you run the world, you have to follow the laws of reality.

>>51215352
>that's basically impossible if you weren't taught at a young age.
brainlets actually believe this

>>51215251
It doesn't even pay that well for the effort and hours. Its unironically easier to start as controller in a midsize company and work your way up to CFO or something if you're competent.

>>51216486
That's why we stack sats (which you apparently cannot do)

Working for the old monetary order just seems so played out.
Wearing a suit? going to work? hahaha

>>51216486
Pelosi is a puppet for wall street giga kikes...like all politicians..

>>51215682
holy shit is this unironic cultism or what? You are a cog in the machine, goy

>>51216526
>start as a controller
kek

>>51213988
You have to be 18+ to post here. Financial firms require you to use trade clearance programs before you are allowed to buy/sell stock.

t. former quant

>>51216515
You're just white trash.

Did you go to a high Ivy League school, or Oxford? No? Then im not listening to you.

>>51216543
If only the world were so simple.

>>51216529
Lol haha have fun then. Meanwhile i have a company card.

>>51216583
Given the fact that you're an extremely privileged person (given that you ended up here), you could easily... eaisly become an elite with a few steps. Join me.

>>51216803
>You're just white trash.
Making six figs with 3 years of experience. Started lrning2code at 25.

Well, ya're stupid af! Try Yopi Network. its easy even for you.

>Create, send, and trade digital currencies globally.
>Locked liquidity
>Web3 + Multichain + Metaverse + NFT + Green energy
>New web3 network integrated in the yopichain

>>51213547
Sounds like a do now ask for forgiveness later thing to me op
>>51215352
Ew. I was a big 4 consultant. It's not elite guy. Are you a deloitte man? We didn't even pay taxes

>>51216892
Idk what's worse, botposting your shitcoin or calling it "yopi network"
>>51215824
60k? Six 0? You got ripped off friend

>>51214495
>potentially go to jail
wut

>>51215682
>Yeah, i think im a fucking elite.
lmao

>>51215824
Confirmed LARP by someone who got ripped off by a shitty consultant. We've all been their, chief, sorry to hear.

>>51216803
>Did you go to a high Ivy League school, or Oxford?
On the off-chance that it's not a LARP
>Ivy/Oxbridge
>Making only $60k
Holy shit you must be a colossal fuck-up.

Bullish for XRP
ISO20022 cannot be stopped

>>51213547
Land of the free dot TM.

>>51214030
>who gives a fuck
SEC.

>>51215183
>Trust fund suburbanite who never went to jail, much less won a fist fight.
Okay, Rambo.

>>51216995
>Ew. I was a big 4 consultant. It's not elite guy. Are you a deloitte man? We didn't even pay taxes

I'm elite, things have changed. I do pay taxes.

>>51217071
>60k? Six 0? You got ripped off friend

Getting paid more money than God to be an elite and drink coffee with other elites?

Personally i don't think anyone should make above 60k, i feel way overpaid.

>>51213547
>why yes Wagie, as an employee we only permit you to invest in our 10% fee mutual funds
>remember, you are an elite and being elite means staying in the cage with the rest of us

>>51217189
>Big Four
>not elite

Ok you're a troll, i knew it

>>51217258
You're trolling, you'd slash your nuts off for half of what i make.

My mom would disown me if i even made a cent more, she'd call me scum.

>>51217416
>wagie
>literally run the planet

k

>>51217403
Imagine making high school teacher money and feeling elite. I don't get this about you

>>51217457
>he thinks he runs the planet while making a below average salary for his country and not even having full control over his own money

>big 4

OP don't listen to the haters, they are just jealous of your lack of agency and obvious inferiority.

>>51215117
As a consultant myself, you are a slave

>>51213547
how lengthy? if the job is that good i'd just go through the process.

>>51217476
in canada teachers are paid elite salaries, their union runs everything

>>51217504
My salary is in the top percentile dumbass, no one, especially my age, makes more than me, the average doesn't come close to me.

>>51217584
>most privileged person on the planet
>slave

k

>>51213547
>My company doesn't want me buying crypto and stocks now

you talk about your money or company money ?

You earn 60k which is some mid level wagie bucks at best. You work in some soulless, office shithole and think you’re elite because of this? You literally sold yourself out and now you’re asking biz for advice. Kek. Do a flip.

>>51217556
>societial elite
>inferority
>run the planet
>inferior

K

lmao this guy thinks because he works for a big name he's hot shit, making below average salary for white collar work holy shit this is peak wagie

>>51217621
I'm paid an insane amount of money to work in the worlds most luxurious office... i am by far one of the most privileged being on the planet.

And so are you if you even make close to 60k

>0.256
extremely embarrassing ratio, oof. need to work on your bait game buddy

>>51217608
>>51217627
If you run the planet then please stop all immigration today. I'll be looking for the announcement in the news

>>51217654
I make a top salary

The fact that you're even here is proof you're. part of the ultra-privileged class

>>51217672
60k a year or a month ?

>>51217608
You are not priviledged. You live to work. You are supposed to work to live. Lets see if you keep the same mindset when you are 40+. Its ok tho. I can see cope when i see it. Easier to hide from reality

I worked in a big4 company. Never traded, not because i didnt want to but had no money for that shit.

I work in a bank now and trade all the time.


btw you truly are a slave when you work in big4

12 hours a day is so common i called it routine

every day, for years

ocasionally you have 1 week without a project but they still want to give you tasks

those mofas

>>51217673
You're a bad troll

>>51217693
median salary for a college graduate is almost $70k, you're literally subpar

>>51217699
A year

>>51217701
If you have a job and are white and live in a first world country, you're more privileged than even a king 100 years ago.

>>51217717
It's sub-40k you moron. No one is earning 70k out of college

Used to work 10h a day. Said fuck it. Went to a small consulting firm. Work 8h a day. As we are small and work on big projects I get to deal with CEOs of lots of companies. Still have time to hit the gym and have energy for the missus

>>51217699
brand recognition

everyone wants to work in a big4 because of future prospects on your career and they can afford to pay you shit

after a couple of years in a big4 literally every bank or company wants you

working on a big4 for life is for soulless idiots

my office is a skyscraper, i had an iphone, so what?

>>51217791
>everyone wants to work in a big4 because of future prospects on your career and they can afford to pay you shit

Then why do they pay me God-tier money when im entry-level?

>>51217740
I'm a bottom rung factory drone and earn €42K/y. $60K/y doesn't sound impressive, not close to elite, EYE EMM OH.

>>51214024

> finance documents
> crypto

You are an actual retard

>>51217804
if you are entry level they pay you shit. even managers are not that well paid. upper managers and partners are paid well but still have to wage-slave much more than their banking counterparts

>>51213547
Employee at a G-SIB here. Unfortunately I have similar restrictions, and the implication here is that you should dump your money in an ETF World Equity, write long-term OTM puts for extra gains and move on with your life. Also, depending on how young you are you are probably going to gain more money by getting in a good job position rather than going all-in in a pajeet coin.

Finally, in my job I have to manage consultants regularly and the Big Four are seen as middle-tier at best by top management (e.g.: CEO, CRO, and head of divisions). The top bracket is usually made of McKinsey, Bain, or BlackRock, although it depends on the kind of topic.

>>51217804
i am manager at a bank and i make 100k

i work 8 hours a day

how does it feel to be part of the elite?

LMAO

>>51213547

Buy and hold XMR maybe?

Is there any private way you can buy crypto?

>>51217870
exactly

Big Four companies are full of midwits. Great minds from my experience come from McKinsey, Bain... if you have a really big problem and shitloads of money yet those are the top.

Not everyone can afford them though

>>51217804
its only god tier money if you some immigrant who send his money home to his fammily
or you like 20 and thats your first job

>have cash
>go to bitcoin meetup
>buy BTC

what they gonna do?

>>51217672
Post offer letter amount.

>>51217944
Indeed, the trade-off for the tenders which are discussed internally are "Do we need a slave which will only do what we tell them to do and needs to be supervised, or do we need new ideas?".
Mind you, slaves have their uses and depending on the task at hand they can be more than enough. You also get to stay within the budget which is reduced in each year due to the cost reduction.

>>51213547
>not buying the generational dip that's coming because corporate jews told him not to

>>51214058
At the big 4 you're potentially auditing these public companies who you're investing in via stocks. It's fine to invest typically, so long as you're not working for these companies at the time. but they want to know what you're invested in so that they can assign you jobs with companies you wouldn't have a conflict of interest with. Otherwise you dumb niggers would be crying for heads to roll when someone with a large stake invested in eg. Microstrategy gives them a clean audit report when they should've failed because you own stock in the company.

>>51213547
>In some cases, companies paid employees with a scrip that was only good at company stores

I hope you're enjoying your 1890 Pennsylvanians oil company experience

>>51217859
I get paid more money than God.

>>51217878
LOL, you're white trash who didn't go to ivy league school

>>51215251
There are literally laws on the books forcing you to work at a big four of you want to get your CPA, which is the gateway to higher level jobs and better pay.

Consulting is a different beast, but typically it's because you get higher pay and a lot of insider knowledge across your field at the cost of long hours and travel. Imagine working at Amazon, Walmart, etc. and getting access to a lot of their proprietary warehouse management software and workflows because they need help with one part of it. This helps you a lot of you go back into industry.

>>51217672
So privileged you have to ask permission to spend your own money. You couldn’t be more of a cuck.

i hate those consulting firms because i lost a gf due to overtime and overwork

i could have had a much different life today

>>51214024
You’re probably not in America then. I worked at a Big 4 firm and we never had to do that. Only managers and above had to disclose that. And only a complete moron would stay at those fucking hellholes beyond senior associate.

>>51216239
You parents sound based and you sound cringe.

>>51217944
People at McKinsey and Bain are dumber than a box of rocks.

>>51218071
I made 60k, im not trying to dox mself

>>51218242
> proprietary warehouse management software and workflows
You mean like financial tracking software? I couldn’t see a consultant being requested to audit actual code and architectures to design something.

>>51218274
Yeah, I guess Jimmy Carter was such a cuck because his spending was monitored as President.

>>51218299
She wouldn't stay with you if you weren't super high status.

>>51218313
>And only a complete moron would stay at those fucking hellholes beyond senior associate.

Only an ungrateful rat would leave the most luxurious office in the world after being offered a job, you owe them your loyalty.

>>51218369
So you have no real financial freedom and you make less than me? Lol. Good luck controlling the world on $60K. Just don’t be the fall guy and you’ll figure something out one day.

>>51214024
No they don’t lol

>>51218369
Mckinsey is made up of probably the dumbest smart people I've ever met.

Really great business model though, go in- talk to people-take their solutions to problems and put into a PowerPoint- make their ideas your recommendation- peace out before any changes are implemented, avoid any responsibility or fallout. Million dollar powerpoints there

>>51218408
everyone in a big4 thinks he is big shit and the electrician makes more than them and puts 50% of the time.

Why do you think big4 companies give you an iphone and most of the times have great offices? stricter dress code than a bank and are always on a worry?


I spent 20% of the time there chasing people. Everyone is so fucking busy its impossible to reach them

>>51218579
They also work a bit less than big4 cucks and have six-figure salaries

those are actually well paid

>>51218408
I can buy whatever food i want, whatever alcohol i want, etc.

>>51218495
yes they do lol

>>51218495
in Europe I had to disclose everything

they give you so many conflict of interest surveys, documents to fill it seems insane

>>51218674
>work a bit less than big4 cucks and have six-figure salaries
Agreed- did the big 4 thing for a couple months under contract, I actually logged all my time (they don't like that). Literally made 3x if not more than my "manager" who was actually employed by the firm. They also love H1B1's who they pay 40K then try to get you to accept the same because "that's the going rate"

Great names to have on resume but really not worth the time (like 2 years there max) imo. Also really fucks up personal life from what I saw

>>51218772
No one should be paid more than 60k

>>51213547
And rightly so. Insider trading is a serious crime

>>51213547
I work for PwC and am glad to leave the woke shithole in two months. Never stated any assets, they can go fuck themselves.

>>51218833
lmao I started at more than that >5 years ago in a LCOL city.

Funny how you don't think anyone should be paid more than the exact amount you make

>>51218879
bro

my company had a gay flag at entrance for a whole month and most managers state their pronouns, im one of the few who doesnt

this is in Europe, not woke california. Same shit everywhere in western europe. If you go to pwc in saudi arabia or even eastern europe you wont see that shit. They just adapt to the country you live in and there are alot of faggots today

>>51218890
Personally i feel im overpaid LOL

I just hope Christianity is true and the rich will suffer an eternity in hell.

>>51218954
Yeah, I don't like where this is going and how this agenda is forced down the throats of the staff. Apart from the shitty pay, this was the number one reason why I'm leaving. Ultimately, they have no choice, though. Peer pressure.

What a retard lol

>>51213547
I hated working for the big four. Non-stop fucking powerpoint presentations with no one doing actual real legitimate work and clients that literally just want their own opinions repackaged and recommended back to them so they have someone to blame for when they don't work. Not worth the money if you want to make an actual difference in the world.

>>51215682
Dude, Bruce Wayne is the elite, you are just an employee. Basically you don't own shit. If you get fired tomorrow, you have nothing.

>>51219254

and believe me they threaten employees alot in big 4 companies with the big f

they also have boards encouraging competition and stuff like that. its also an extremely social place, you cant really get away with being a complete autist like in a bank

I literally reported like 20 overwork hours when i did like 500

>>51219254
The fact that i have my job means im an elite.

>you could get fired tomorrow

And bruce wayne could get struck by lightning.

>>51219072
That's the point... you get to do fake work and get paid

>>51217403
Man this is a really, really bad troll

>>51216486
Pelosi insider traders daily you dumb fucking sheep.

>>51218158
The big shots would evade those rules anyway so this only fucks over the data jannies anyway.

>>51219323
Yeah... the guy who says investment bankers aren't elite accuses me of being a troll... ok.

>>51217740
>>51217740
Holy shit man what a cope. No dude, fuck 100 years wasn't even that long ago. Shit maybe you're not that bad a troll

>>51219321
That wasn't enough for me. I want to know I made a real difference with my work that couldn't have been done without ME having been the one that did it, through and through. Balls to bone.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching your work completely transform a client's way of doing business for the better. Plus, MUCH more money follows that path in the long term.

>>51219543
No, true satisification is knowing you can do fuck all and still get paid.

Also, i don't want any more money than im already making.

>>51219554
True satisfaction has nothing to do with money.

Money is a tool, nothing more.

>>51213547
Same here, just ignore the rule.

>>51217904
>Is there any private way you can buy crypto?
Monero
Secret
Oasis
Railgun
All privacy protocols and yes there are private way to buy crypto.

>>51213547
YNGMI OP, I dont care how much you earn, its still gon be the wagie cagie situation. Crypto gave me my financial freedom BTC and ETH specifically and MATIC and ORE will so another 50x each pretty soon.

>>51219554
No dude, bullshit jobs are fucking miserable. Been there, quit within the year

>>51219895
No dude, jobs where you actually have to do work make you miserable, you feel like a slave.

>>51220064
Not when they are a client of YOUR business. Every minute you put into it, whether it's for a client or not, is growing the value of your own asset. It's the same thing of owning a home versus paying for a landlord's home via renting.

>>51213547
Just kill Mr Noseberg

>>51219895
Exactly. It's Success 101. Once you achieve it and surround yourself with "expensive things," you realize just how vapid and unfulfilling it all is.

>>51215117
PRIDE and HUBRIS are sins anon, you don't run anything,YOU CANT EVEN BUY OR SELL STOCKS AND CRYPTO.

>>51218407
But you’re not a president. You’re this elite wagie cuck that can’t figure out for yourself what the implications are of losing your freedom for selling out. Seethe, cope and do flip on your way out.

>>51213547
After reading this thread im convinced OP is an unfunny unwitty troll thats underage and/or mentally underge. nobnody would actually let their company control their finances and nobody would think they are elite at 60k unless they were 12 making things up. and that major troll reveal of people shouldnt make more than 60k. bro you were super obvious this was a troll at that point. we get it you're here for de lulz and humor but your jokes arent funny at all and you'll never be elite aat such pathetic levels of a job

>>51215117
>Do you even know what Big Four is
yeah a kike scam and you're a wageslave that can't even buy stocks

>>51220591
> After reading this thread im convinced OP is an unfunny unwitty troll thats underage and/or mentally underge.
Welcome to the world of hiring fresh out of college hires with fuck all real-world experience who act like they can advise seasoned business folks on anything worth a damn.

That's the Big 4 for ya.

>>51218772
fuck you pajeet. go home

>>51215385
>is upset he can't invest in crypto anymore (you can anyway)
>Why would you ever want to make more than 60k?

>>51215117
>I'm an elite, I run this fucking country
>can't make investments
Kys you fucking slave

>>51214120
>MUH FREEZE PEACH
>MUH RIGHTS
Private companies can do ANYTHING they want you stupid fucking chud chucklefuck.

>>51213988
checked and /thread

>>51220591
>nobody would think they are elite at 60k unless they were 12 making things up
Consultants would. You don't know what consultants are like, being an insufferable cunt is the only requirement for the job. That and basic Excel

>>51215593
Well you are forbidden to fuck women at work too
Mandatory estrogen injections coming... Oh wait

>>51214120
>MUH HUMAN RIGHTS TO OWN CRYPTO!! MUH HUMAN RIGHTS TO BUY SONICTHEHEDGEHOGSHIBAINUHARRYPOTTER COINM!!! MY GRANDPA DIED IN VIETNAM FOR MY RIGHT TO BUY AND SELL ETFS!!! OORAH!!

>>51222996
In a capitalist country being able to participate in capitalism is a human right.

>>51213547
KWAB

>>51223039
You're participating in capitalism by working for the Big4 and not in a prison labour camp.

By your logic a surgeon should be allowed to steal and sell human organs as its their right.

It has never been so easy to own value without anyone knowing it because of the development of cryptocurrency and you are too pussy or deranged to invest anyway? What the fuck? Just create a XMR wallet and buy loads of it anonymously.
Or buy a fake ID on the DarkWeb to create an exchange account and buy shit loads of it and then transfer it to the desktop/App wallets. The possibilities are endless. No one can know that you own anything unless you want to - Jesus, do some people really don't understand what crypto is about?
Elite my ass.

>>51215143
>then you can trade anonymously
Railgun to the rescue

>>51214120
Well, there is a major concern about privacy in cryptocurrency considering the public state of the blockchain ledger. Basically, anyone can track your ass and transaction history just by getting their hands on your wallet address. It's even worse when the address is tied to your identity.

>>51213547
I work for a better audit company than you and we can lmao

>>51213547
Another concern about identities and assets control in question. The sense in that is very limited

>>51215613
>'Not your keys, not your coins'
At this point, anyone failing to manage their multiple keys through account protocols where multiple keys are encrypted into a PIN is primed for .......

>>51219309
but.. HE'S BATMAN

>>51215117
> Do you even know what Big Four is
Yeah, it’s a cope firms for midwits which didn’t make it in McKinsey or in investment banks. You trying to flaunt being in Big4 is cringe. You are probably an auditor or some bottom of the barrel if you try to flaunt being in Big4 unironically. Lol, lmao even.

t. Was an M&A Assistant Director in KPMG straight from non managerial position in Deutsche Bank.

>>51213547
It's very simple. Maintain a private balance with on-chain privacy solutions.

>>51217904
Well, you can make anonymous trades and swaps with Railway web app, thanks to its integration with Matcha DEX aggregator.

A lot of doomers in this thread and OP is troll.
I can tell you that Big Four is great for the resume and a fantastic stepping stone. The "elite" consultants are all at McKinsey, Baine, etc., although being in Advisory is still pretty tight at the Big Four if you're in your twenties. Could be worse. Getting a ton of projects with different companies and management styles helps build your toolbox and work style. You get what you give. Also this anon talking about 60k is probably a foreigner in a service delivery center. Still better than some shitty mom and pop company that won't give you a raise for a decade. Step off your computer and into the real world.
I'll see you an anons on Fishbowl. Also anyone want to redpill me on leaving Big Four to become a lawyer? These fuckers are forcing us to go back to the office and I want to either move to full remote or work a job with actual prestige.

>>51218371
>You mean like financial tracking software?
No. But it doesn't really matter what it is. What matters is that by working so closely with so many companies for audit & consulting, your firm gains a knowledge base of best practices. Then their competitors (if they're struggling) can hire you for consulting services and you can effectively launder trade secrets.

>>51213547
are you this retarded to use a friends or family members bank account to buy crypto? or just buy it in person or at a btc atm than trade on defi. are corpo slaves this dumb?

Hijacking now kiddie OP is gone, lads I've just started an MBA after being a geologist for a number of years, do I go into management consulting after graduation or is that a suckers game? Will be 30 by the time I'm out

ey woman necked herself at work the other day in australia

https://7news.com.au/news/nsw-police/woman-found-dead-in-employers-cbd-offices-after-being-escorted-from-work-drinks-at-ivy-bar-and-nightclub-c-8053867