/biz/ - Business & Finance

Literally cat food

>>51176552
cost saving and delicious

>>51176552
Cheap, and better than eating bugs.

>>51176552
Is this a humiliation ritual?

>>51176552
What is Fiber One? Is that like those packing peanuts?

>see I’m just like you!

>>51176552
The stuff on the bottom looks like the pellets that I feed to my hamster. He eats his own poop, and even he doesn't want to eat those pellets.

>>51176662
>keeps a hamster
why? I've wanted to ask this of rodent owners for ages. What do you get out of keeping a rodent in a cage? Seems fucking bonkers to me

>>51176658
how much did mcdonalds pay to get bezos to shill a bic mac

>>51176552
Fast food is the only way I can feed my children now, groceries are too expensive. Someone will have to pay.

>elite
because they aren't

>>51176552
>"Eat promptly."
Check his face. Fat guy. He's lying.

Regards.

>>51176658
based bezos

>>51176963
That pic is definitely a joke
>buying single packaged items with zero nutritional value
>60 cans of soda, fruit juice, sugar cereal, chips
>2 chicken breasts, 0.5lb cheese.

$155 dollars worth of chicken, canned vegetables, water, without wasting any money on goyslop will last like 2 months split between 2 people.... Financially illiterate retards deserve what they get.

>>51176552
looks good, i eat the same sometimes
tuna + mayo + chopped pickles + crackers
will have to give the fiber one a try i guess

>>51176552
Because they are immoral. Eating any animal products is morally abhorrent (unless it's for medical reasons, e.g. the only variant of medication you're prescribed contains animal products like gelatin).

>>51176658
They will never show the goyim how they really live. That kid with the celebrity jet tracker is a hero.

>>51176658
>wow jeff is just like me!! my first job was also mcdonalds. we have so much in common!!11!!!1 we are both destined for greatness

>>51176552
they dont, this is just some bullshit they try once in a while to "detox" or to "balance themselves". They get over it in a week.

>>51177102
>durr

>>51176658
If I was a multi billionaire I would still eat McDonalds

>>51176658
nigga hired a whole agency to fix his dumpster image and this is what they come up with

>>51177213
Please, convince me, how is eating animal products not immoral? You don't actually need it, you do it because you like it or are used to it, it's more convenient. And at the same time it causes unnecessary suffering and has order of magnitude higher (negative) impact on the environment than eating only plant based food. I mean I eat it sometimes too, because I'm weak as fuck and sometimes I fail to control my urges, but that doesn't mean it's moral.

>>51176552
if everyone at that, there'd be even less fish in the sea and tuna would go 1000x

>>51177102
>(unless it's for medical reasons, e.g. the only variant of medication you're prescribed contains animal products like gelatin).
So you're saying that a human's life is worth more than an animal's? In that case, why not eat meat in the first place? You've already valued a human over an animal

>>51177285
>how is eating animal products not immoral?
because animals eat animals in nature and we are still animals no matter how high an opinion you have of yourself
stop trying to play God, the natural world is the way it is and no matter how many Elon Musk bing bing wahoos are implanted in your brain you are still a fucking animal.

>>51176902
They’re basically tiny dogs that are cuter.

>>51177285
Don't need it, but it's highly efficient and optimal.

>>51177285
Trash bait kek no one actually believes this

>>51177177
>>51177117
The only difference between Bezos and you is about 40 IQ points

>>51177321
Yeah but they actually hunt and kill their own food. They earn their right to live, unlike these fat grotesque gluttons who overconsume. If Americans had to hunt or farm their own food half us would probably die and the obesity crisis would be solved.

>>51176658
he pulls it off better than Zuck at least

>>51177321
Animals rape each other too. That means your whole argument is dumb as nails, and so are you.

>>51177429
yes and humans rape each other every single day too. Hopefully you're next.

>>51177285
They are above and beyond hte most vital and nutritional part of our diets.

Also the way nature intended.

Kill yourself simp pleb veggie fag

I eat like this but don't even bother mixing ingredients.
I live in my car because real estate is too expensive.
I have sex with prostitutes because all women near me are fat, brown, or feminists.
I am defeated spiritually and there is no coming back from this. Gg wp NWO

>>51177117
Link?

>>51176552
Rich people love skat.

>>51177423
>Yeah but they actually hunt and kill their own food
irrelevant

>>51177117
We know, can you please keep not telling us about it.
Super annoying.

>>51176658

no one eats at mcdonalds because it's a great burger...

>>51176963
>drinks
do burgers really

>>51176658
>same great burger
total fucking lie btw
it's way smaller with way shittier ingredients

>>51177177
My first job was washing dishes for ten bucks an hour and pulling 6-10 hours a shift at 16.

Rich people mostly don't eat like this. Sanctimonious frugality signallers do.

>>51177388
And Jeffery having parents who own a rare gem mine.
You know, totally the same as me.

>>51177623
twitter @CelebJets

>>51176658
Why is Trump the only famous mega rich person that actually felt authentic in his McDonald’s shilling posts?

>>51177319
>So you're saying that a human's life is worth more than an animal's?
I'm just saying it's a completely different moral dilemma, eating animal products is purely deriving pleasure at the expense of animals (their pain, suffering and death), the other is a having your own (sentient being's) suffering and death being kind of compared to suffering and death of an animal (although in terms of amount of animal products contained in medication, I'd guess taking pills every day of your life you still don't eat enough gelatin to amount to a single pig or a cow, but anyway). It's still morally wrong in my opinion, but much less so.

>>51177321
That is a really bad argument. Just because someone else does something immoral, does that justify you doing so? Just because male lions mate with female lions without their consent, does that morally justify me raping someone on the street? inb4 edgelord answer

>>51177373
Absolutely not - per calorie or even per gram or protein, meat uses order of magnitude more water, energy, land and labor than plant equivalents. This is a common misconception.

>>51177383
I do.

>>51177560
Nature intended us to shit in the woods and kill each other with stones, does that make it moral?

>>51177423
>If Americans had to hunt or farm
Fat fuck from Canada here.
I hunt and grow, have been for years, I work a job, I can afford to buy food instead of substance farm which was replaced with factory farms.
If evert retard with a gun when out and "lived off the land" there would be no "food".
Google the great depression and it's why we don't substance hunt like the inuit.
SHUT THE FUCK UP URBANITE.
THERE ARE NO MORE WILD WOODS.

>>51177698
>>51177722
can't tell if bait or if you're actually that retarded. Elon musk's dad bought a stake in an emerald mine. The amount of that investment was less than a typical californian middle class home lmao. Read and weep Jeff Bezos was just an autist success story, a true /biz/ hero that makes normies seethe

>>51177761
>Just because someone else does something immoral
I reject your framing. It is not immoral to eat other animals. If you want to make a case about obese fucks overeating, I'm not talking about that.

>>51177285
gay retard. morals are subjective and imo animals exist to serve us. killing a pig is not much different from killing an ant.
>You don't actually need it
humans are the apex predator and natural carnivores. We only evolved to eat certain plants very recently, and even today humans who eat an all meat diet are far healthier than those who dont. Agricultural people in the past had enough food but were short and sickly because they lacked meat in their diets. Veganism is abuse of your own body for good boy points with your own limp wristed morals.

>>51177423
>If Americans had to hunt or farm their own food half us would probably die and the obesity crisis would be solved.
No I just work a job and buy food after boomer pays me barely 30k a year, the government takes my money to give you food stamps and the landlord takes my money so he can have passive income and can send his kids to school.
I've DAMN bloody well earned this here steak and potatoes, good day to you sir.
Please stop importing more people and stop birthing more mouths to feed.

>>51177791
Okay, so let me ask you this - if I was a sadist and hurting animals gave me pleasure, like real, strong sensation of sexual pleasure, would it be morally justified for me to get stray dogs and torture them to death? Because I believe that's the argument you're trying to make - it is morally justified to hurt animals (to eat them) if that gives me pleasure (I like the taste).

>>51177214
this, it's literally one of my top priorities for why i want to become financially independent so i can eat however much mcdonald's food i want without blowing my budget

>>51177752
because you can tell by his bloated face that he actually regularly eats there

>>51177456
>American bringing up Sodomy or murder again.
Nice.
Kill yourself.
Americans are golem.

>>51177844
None of that is what I'm saying and you're inventing edge case scenarios in your brain to justify your retarded argument. You know exactly what the fuck I meant and I am obviously not talking about torturing animals.

This is why people hate you people, because you are off the bat dishonest and unable to argue in good faith. Try not being a piece of shit and you might get some traction.

The irony of you posting
>inb4 some edgelord response
and then coming back with that autism.
Go back to funnyjunk you fucking tourist.

>>51177560
I'd prefer to just eat the steal and vegetables, you act like everything is all or nothing.

There's nothing proving he ate this, he made this "meal" and then immediately threw it away after taking the photo.

>>51177807
>gay retard. morals are subjective and imo animals exist to serve us. killing a pig is not much different from killing an ant.
Okay, and is killing 10 pigs worse than killing 1 pig, or about the same?
>humans are the apex predator and natural carnivores. We only evolved to eat certain plants very recently, and even today humans who eat an all meat diet are far healthier than those who dont.
That is actually factually wrong. You could try to argue the apex predator theory because that's just a classification, but humans are absolutely not natural carnivores - we're omnivores, our digestive system resembles the one of a pig for example. I could go into details if you'd like. The rest of that quote is not true based on scientific literature.
>Agricultural people in the past had enough food but were short and sickly because they lacked meat in their diets. Veganism is abuse of your own body for good boy points with your own limp wristed morals.
citation needed

>>51177285
>You don't actually need it
Wrong. If you actually think this then you are a brainlet and confirmed know nothing about human physiology.

>>51177752
>>51177868
Also orange man never said "wow when I was 18 I worked here to buy beers for the boys hehe" he was always open about how he could buy his own mcdonalds franchise to get free burgers if he wanted.

>>51177882
That's a hyperbole, I'm trying to show you the argument you're using is just wrong. I'm not saying you want to abuse animals, I'm saying exactly this: eating animal products is deriving pleasure from animals' suffering. Which part of that sentence do you disagree with?

>>51177698
You should have taken the lifeguard pill.

>>51177785
>one of Princeton's 11 eating clubs
>eating clubs
do Americans really?

>>51177933
How do you explain hundreds of millions of people on a vegan diet with all statistical data indicating they're as healthy (or healthier) as non-vegans?

>>51177429
humans have raped each other on a mass scale for thousands of years and hopefully your daughter is just the next in a line of billions of raped women

>>51176658
Billionaires eat fast food because they can't spike your food with poison etc..

>>51177974
Literally nobody derives pleasure from slaughtering animals. Breeding animals for food does not mean they suffered. It's not my problem that you're a poor fuck who buys factory farmed meat. You're trying to set up false and dishonest framing in your original argument. You're either actually retarded or pretending. While I don't derive pleasure from killing animals, I would absolutely derive pleasure from killing you. I wouldn't eat you though, don't worry.

>>51176658
Went from 100 to over 300k with crypto in the last bull, still eat my big mac religiously. Money doesn't change what you like.

>>51178082
Yeah youll always be a fat piece of mutt shit lol

>>51178043
>Breeding animals for food does not mean they suffered
How so? Have you ever seen how animals are farmed and killed? Is your argument really that animals don't suffer in meat and dairy production facilities? Even in your fairytale "humane" slaughterhouses best case scenario for an animal is that it gets suffocated in a tight gas chamber and the suffering only lasts a few minutes. Please watch any of thousands and thousands of videos available of actual conditions in most farming facilities or slaughterhouses and tell me you see no suffering there.
>You're trying to set up false and dishonest framing in your original argument.
I really don't see how. My argument has been and still is - eating animal products is morally wrong because it's deriving your own pleasure from sentient beings' suffering.

Goy, you need to understand that when we say "eat ze bugs and you will be happy" we mean it...

They don't actually eat like this you're just being trolled

>>51178225
Listen city faggot it's clear you are completely disconnected from natural life. If you seriously think it is impossible to produce meat without animals suffering then I'm done here. Go suck on an eggplant.

>>51178267
I'd really like to know how. Like I said, I do eat meat, but I find what I do morally abhorrent. Please tell me how is meat production possible without any suffering (apart from lab grown meat which currently still requires animal products, but could potentially be "vegan" one day), I'd really like to know

>>51176579
Even the cat would only the tuna

>>51178210
Dude I'm skinny as fuck. I weight like 62kg with 1.83m height

>>51178267
Also I feel like we're close to agreeing those, wouldn't you say so? You do agree that IF it causes animal suffering then it is morally wrong, right? So the only thing that stands between us is agreeing whether it's possible to produce animal foods without any suffering

>>51176944
how much did bezos pay one of his wagies to eat the goyslop for him

>>51177285
>You don't actually need it
Yeah bro, your le healthy plants are filled with essential B12, right?

>>51178639
And that’s why vegans inject themselves with B12 shots lmao. It’s a fad not a real diet.

>>51177878
>7 counts of child pornography
Is child pornography really that rare? seven shitty images or films.. I thought a pedo would have a decent size collection.
There was a pornstar, can't recall her name, who lied about her age and did half a dozen of videos when she was 17, or that hispanic chick with the huge breast "matti" or something like that.
I have probably seen more CP in images and videos, than this pedo. how embarrassing for him, ordinary people seeing more CP than him.

>>51176552

I've grown way too accustomed to delicious grass fed steaks, if I was so poor I had to eat that bowl of slop, I'd rather just blow my head off at that point

>>51176658
Nothing. He pumping his bags

>>51178013
I never understood this logic...wouldn't it be easier if they frequent one location and low wage employees could be bribed/threatened?

>>51177077
Definitely a joke.

>>51176552
Bran is not good for your colon.
Softer fibers are, like the ones found in fruits, broccoli, or leafy vegetables.
Some bran or whole grains are good too, but if bran is your primary source of fiber you are inviting less beneficial bacteria to move to the upper side of your lower intestine where it doesn't belong.

>>51177752
because his name, Donald, is in the name McDonalds...

Come on bro. He's alright but let's not forget he also likes attention.

>>51178953
>There was a pornstar, can't recall her name, who lied about her age and did half a dozen of videos when she was 17, or that hispanic chick with the huge breast "matti" or something like that.
that doesn't really count
actual pre pubescent stuff is rare if you browse normal websites

>>51176552
obligatory

>>51176963
Goy slop

imagine thinking hes elite just lol

>>51176658
Fake and gay. Everyone knows McD fries are the most based

>>51179765
they never tasted all that good after they changed their oil after the media scare about trans fats in my country like 20 years ago

>>51178082
>he thinks he’s rich or part of the elite with 300k
Lmao

>>51176658
>same great burger
But it's literally changed significantly since the 80s you dumb retard.

>>51176552
he doesn't eat that, he wants you to eat that.

>>51177734
wtf
these fags are using jets like if they were cars

do those boots taste good, vitalik?

That doesn't look bad.

>>51179671
Retarded pic. I'd take a Big Mac meal over "Bread and Cheese OR Roast beef" with nothing to drink.

>>51179765
They were really fucking good in the past. Fast food was its best in the 80's and early to mid 90's. They changed something, it's not as good as it was.

>>51176552
It was based until he pulled out the fiber one. I don't eat food like that, garbage, you can't tell what it's made of because it has been so molested by humanity
>>51176963
And look it's all bright colorful goyslop trash
I eat delicious whole foods and it costs me about $1 per day. And that's not even being too frugal. Then you have the meme about "healthy eating is too expensive!" Like actually garbage eating is way more expensive. Just healthy eating doesn't mean you get the same processed filth with a "50% less sugar" tag on it.
>>51180015
They stopped frying them in beef tallow.

>>51177752
>>51176658
Both based desu, especially Bezos, in the time it takes them to make the burger he could have bought the restaurant and staff for a year.

Imagine the wagie seeeeeethe from that.

>>51179582
>because his name, Donald, is in the name McDonalds...
Never noticed, based.

>>51176658
>Mfw I think that Big Mac mogs 99% of fine dining foods by a wide margin.

Regardless of how much we're supposed to hate fast food because it's poorfag goyslop, I'd still take a nice mass produced burger over most expensive and high end foods any day of the week because those fuckers taste great.

>>51177752
Because trump is a fat, braindead mutt. It makes perfect sense that he actually loves goyslop. He would be genuine trailer trash if he didn't get daddy's money.

>>51177752
Because he is self aware.

>>51179987
Good goy

>>51178639
That is a very solid argument, first one in this thread! There are no good plant based B12 dietary sources. But that's also true for vitamin D, people living in northern latitudes need to supplement it, so resting the whole argument on this is pretty weak, because people eating meat also need supplements... Also, fun fact, did you know your B12 vitamin also comes from supplements? Because farm animals also don't get enough "natural" B12 (because of their feed consisting of onions, grains and ground bones) and most farm animals also get vitamin B12 supplements (which you then get by eating their meat).

>>51176658
he probably paid someone to eat that burger for him

>>51177752
He felt inauthentic in everything he did, that's why it blends in so well

>>51177077
>60 cans of soda

AND??

>>51176552
Just eat meat. Problem solved.

>>51176658
this is worse
>>51176552
>fiber one
no thanks I dont consoooome conveeeeenience food (read: sneed(

>>51176658
You people act like billionaires have different taste buds. McDonald's can be decent, depends on my mood.

>>51176963
>the average American diet
I'm trying to banter but it's probably true

>breakfast
>oats with berries from my garden : 15 cents
>lunch
>Apple, banana, a few nuts and an egg 70 cents
>Dinner
>red lentils, frozen veggie mix steamed and seasoned with olive oil and garlic: $1


Snacks: Boiled eggs, apple chips, fruit

I kinda eat like that every day. I'm saving tons of money and i am the most healthy person on the planet. I run marathons.

>>51178314
actually, a lot of cats like fibrous vegetables. i used to have a cat that liked to eat corn flakes.

>>51179671
Except that you can't anymore
Cheese and meat are comically expensive right now.

I'm about to go back to my /fit/ diet from college:
Oats
Rice
Flinstone Vitamins
Whey protein
Chicken 1x per week
Fish 1x per week
Eggs 1x per week
Distilled tap water

All day erryday. Gonna get poorfag shredded again. Hopefully economy turns around before I get scurvy.

>>51177974
The problem with vegans is you cant admit its healthier to eat a whole food diet that includes meat, and that the vegan diet is purely a moral statement. The janes of India have been vegetarians for 1000s of years, and they admit its a sacrifice, they admit they are making a sacrifice not eating meat but they do it because they think its moral....modern vegans lie or are just stupid..

>>51182728
cats nibbling on plants is so cute

>>51182729
good glad that faggot fell. fucking air humping in public like a faggot spotting a male butthole on display. absolutely disgusting and I hope he broke his faggot acting neck

jesus fucking christ, just buy some raisin bran cereal and whole milk, some eggs and russet potatoes, what the fuck is wrong with people

>>51177752
Because he plays the "low class"rich guy. Like what trailer trash thinks life would be like if they had a ton of money. And I gotta admit, he sells it pretty damn well

>>51181821
>people living in northern latitudes need to supplement it

retard, people have been living in northern latitudes for millennia, vitamin D supplements are less then 100 years old....a hunter gatherer living in the north was outside all day in the summer and was white so he got enough vitamin D..

however there are ZERO examples of vegan hunter gatherers, 100s of human societies all disparately adapted to eat meat all over the planet, its what we evolved eating and is probably why we have bigger brains then other primates...

>>51179859
Fuckin kek

>>51176963
>>51177077
>>51179034
It's not a joke. I work at a grocery store and I ring up people like this every day. I guarantee it was also purchased with EBT.

>>51176963
All branded shit lol stop paying for products advertising and buy the cheapest no brand shit you can find it’s all made in the same factories

>>51177077
>That pic is definitely a joke
You've never been to West Virginia, have you.

>every living thing in existance including solar bodies survives by consumption of other lifeforms because God made the universe that way as an inalienable law of reality
>nooooo it shouldn’t apply to you!
>because there is no God!
>”just be nice all the time”, that’s real morality!
>now get the jab and obey my social demands or i’ll make your life difficult on purpose

>>51177752
That burger looks too good to come from McDonald’s.

>>51177077
I would lay money on that not being a joke in any way shape or form. The vast majority of people in the world are retards, one of the main reasons the world is currently in the state it's in is because we've actively nurtured and encouraged these people to continue existing, we've even spent money on importing even dumber ones and feeding them.

>>51182728
My cat just ate a fuckload of my dog's food then vomited on the living room floor

>>51177682
mate I'm afraid so. not just burgers, a lot of "western" noggers don't drink simple water and milk anymore.

>>51176963
>a bunch of nutritionless goyslop
>wahhh im so poor
you have only yourself to blame

>>51176552
Man, I got strong taste buds. I regularly ate plain tuna years ago. But this is simply disgusting. That has to be british cuisine

>>51176552
Jeff Bozos

>>51184421
what a fucking lovable asshole
>>51176552
is there a good twitter for this or something? living cheap in our economy?

>>51186568
>is there a good twitter for this or something? living cheap in our economy?
Try Hoarder Cooking
https://youtu.be/w46Dwh4TMGA

>>51186586
thanks lad

>>51186586
nevermind i think you sent me a troll videos

>>51176963

>>51177077
the soda chips are definitely the worst offenders, everything else seems fine to me

>Processed sugars
>Trans fats
>Fried foods dunked into soibean oil
>High fructose corn syrup (regular corn syrup is marginally better)
All of this shit is garbage for you and is designed to be addicting. Kick the habit before it's too late. Jesus Christ, there's a reason why heart disease is the number one killer in America.

>>51177785
>Drinking the koolaid this hard
If you dig into any self made success story they already started with meaningful connections and investment capital

Even if it wasnt the case, that would be what, 2 self made billionaires out of how many that failed? Was it even his 500iq that set him apart or was it luck at that point?

Youre praising a system that treats you like a slave. Even if you "make it" youre still a slave just with more freedom
True freedom and power only exists for the elite, and it has so in any system. Praising your opressors is fucking reddit-tier levels of retarded

>>51177752
Trump knows damn well what he is and doesn’t give a fuck, which is also why he was both so entertaining and able to get millions to fall for one of the very elites they claim to hate. Trump doesn’t go around saying how he too was some chump working at a burger joint, he’ll tell you all about the small million dollar loan his father gave him after he already established the Trump name. With people like Bezos or Zuckerberg you can tell they’re always trying to be a shill for whatever brands they happen to have, they have virtually no personality of their own. People like Trump or Musk in comparison are the complete opposite and either total open books or at least play a part thats not just sanitized non offensive bullshit really well, hence why they are so beloved and Bezos, Gates, Zuck, etc. are so hated.

>>51177597
Living in your car is sovl

>>51186568
somebody pls answer seriously

>>51179671
No I won't you pretentious faggot

>>51176552
that s the future to save the earth

>>51177077
>>51182691
it's NOT a joke. this was posted in complete sincerity by an ameriblob. go to any grocery store in america and you'll see the creatures with carts full of this stuff

>>51177077
also wasting money on water instead of buying a filter is stupid

>>51176963

>>51176552
pretty sure they don't holy shit

tuna ew stinky taste and mercury

>>51177285
Yeah stop eating meat to save the environmenterino, in fact just stop eating altogether and just get a nutrient solution IV into your veins to save the earth and stop climate change. Also stop using all electronic devices, in fact, all electricity in general, you don’t NEED it after all. Running water hurts the heckin biosphere so just stop having that too, just drink rainwater, think about the polar bears and shit the ice caps are gonna disappear by 2010 if you don’t drink from puddles. Oh yeah also we’re going to need you to castrate yourself to stop overpopulation, think about Mother Earth we are LITERALLY killing the wholesome 100 sea turtlerinos and that is so not poggers. Fuck yeah science!