/biz/ - Business & Finance

are ya winning son?

>>51122443
>>51122458

first

>>51122443
What leveraged ETF would Taylor write about?

>>51122458
I'm going to be honest with you dad. No

Yotsuba best girl

>>51122474
UCO

https://www.insider.com/taylor-swift-jet-emits-more-co2-than-any-other-celeb-2022-7

Reminder Powell didn't say anything new and market was retarded expecting a pivot

My dream is to save so much money I can buy my house in cash and jew the jews out of their jew mortgages

How you guys doing /smg/bros?

>>51122458
Nope. It's basically a sea of red except for the calls I sold and LKNCY, SHEL, and SCCO.
I wanted to sell my LKNCY but gut tells me something is going on with LKNCY.

Just feels like there is insider or the unseen hand pushing it upwards like when there was a takeover, Elon buying TWTR, or PAND right before the MRK takeover.

Decided to hold and see how it goes.

>>51122490
>bond yield is still inverted
>it's MORE inverted than it was a month ago
its not that he said nothing new, he said exactly what anyone with basic knowledge already knew

>>51122474
I was gonna say CHAD but it's not leveraged

>>51122490
>As of Friday morning after Powell’s speech, the probability for a 0.75 point move was at 54.5%, according to the CME Group’s FedWatch measure.
This is what interests me most. 45% of people think he won't do 0.75?

Use this knowledge as you will

>>51122561
if august inflation cpi report comes in cool, theyll do 50

>>51122567
>bonds and CDs are still giving better returns than the emerging markets

>>51122490
why do you pretend that the market is anything other than complete and utter top down manipulation

>>51122567
I like how the Phillipines has that many people and has almost no relevance outside of it's borders. Must be nice in some ways, just a quaint little shithole.

>>51122520
i learned something new. you can look at the yield curve inflation adjusted.

https://data.nasdaq.com/data/USTREASURY/REALYIELD-treasury-real-yield-curve-rates

it isnt inverted in terms of real yield

>>51122588
If somebody asked me how many people lived in the Philippines I probably would have said something like 5 maybe 10 million or something. weird

What are your thoughts about Monday? Will it get even worse?
>t. still holding 10k in reserve to try and toss at the bottom
I think it will get worse, but if it doesn't, then it's going to crab for weeks.

>>51122567
its fucking insane how completely and utterly irrelevant europe is and is becoming more so

>>51122510
I did that. It was pretty rough seeing my bank balance go -$600k when I could have used that as a deposit for a bigger house than what I got, but I don't regret it.
Not having to pay rent or a mortgage leaves you with a lot of your paycheck left over at the end of the month.

>>51122613
Hopefully it crabs and I profit off of my naked puts

>>51122613
i think we'll be red for september. its historically the worst month for stocks. its when the midterm election year bottom happens on average. Shemitah ends on the 26th, and we get a rate hike on the 21st. hold on to your butts

>>51122632
Seeing all my investments basically go up in smoke and back down to zero will be honestly panic inducing. But not having to pay for a $1,250 - $2,500 monthly mortgage will dramatically increase my standard of living more than any big house ever could.

Hell, being able to max out both mine and my wife's roth ira by dumping $240 a week into it will be amazing. That alone dumped in VT will net me $2 million by the time I retire for a nice $40,000 in yearly dividends

>>51122613
I expect either a gap down and big heem, or a dead cat bounce followed by the big heem.

>>51122658
Lol there are no mortgages below 3000-6000 per month any more. Do you live in the middle of nowhere??? Also Rent is 2k for a studio

>>51122658
That's a great plan
Remember that you're not losing that money as your house is just as much of an asset as the cash/investments would be
I need to keep reminding myself of that when I look at my now meagre investment account

>>51122510
It's deliberately set up to make this approach difficult or impossible. When the average American makes $40k a year, the average home costs over $300k, and prices increase 10%/yr, most people will get further away from owning a house each year.

>>51122710
anon leave the shitty liberal cities and overpriced neighborhoods and yes you can fine safe, comfy towns even with tens of thousands of people with wonderfully priced houses

you're living where the housing bubble is insane
>>51122718
I also think of it that I can take half the money I would have put into a mortgage and dump it into index funds and etfs and I'll retire a millionaire.

>>51122730
The secret for me is just living with my family. Everyone rushes so fast to leave their home and start paying rent to some ((landlord)) or taking out a loan for a house. Just fucking live with your family for a few years and bank up money.

Wtf am I even supposed to be buying except for Chinese tech stocks and physical silver of course?

Thoughts on shorting the russell 2000 instead? it seems overbought and quite weak compared to the sp 500

>>51122822
ur funeral

>>51122630
Keep obsessing, mutt.

>>51122911

Yuropoors are people

>>51122911
Yuropoors are not people

>>51122790
Oil

YOU PUSH IT

jews are mad that incel neets own stock now so they pissed all over the market, but all of us are too autistic to sell and our expenses are covered by mommy so they're only hurting their boomer allies and normie retards while we receive expert training for their next rugpull. if they had just accepted the rise of the neetkings this all could have been avoided, but here we are.

>>51122972
The market's started doing really shitty ever since you showed up again...

sucks that the market opens for me at 4:30 and closes at 11. being a yuropoor is suffering with gay timezones

>>51122966
not buying this high

BUDDY LOOK AT THE LONG PIG PRICES

>>51123059
see ya at 120

>>51122567
Uk has largest population in comparison to landmass.

>>51123059
oil companies are cheap though, a pe or 8.9, forward 7.6, oil can go to past 100 again

>SeptemBEAR
>OctoBEAR
>NovemBEAR
>DecemBEAR

>>51123135
Gonna be rough

>>51122567
Why is South Korea there twice

>>51122588
Filipinos don't have a long term mindset and don't like to criticize the status quo and let their shitty lives continue on, they're a case study in showing that large population doesn't alone create a great nation

>>51122458
yes all i do is buy puts on QQQ and SPY its literally free money

its just a window dressing for September (q3)
we pump till wednesday

>>51122613
how do you vote?

>>51123135
True

>>51122630
Lol
Israel is too smol to be on the list, yet they entirely own you, goylem mutt.

>>51122443
That tattoos on theback is unironically the least attractive thing in the world my buddy

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>51122588
Except exporting workers to first world countries where they fill the labour gap (steal yer jerbs)

>>51122443
>The value of the stock is falling
>Because everyone is selling
>They are selling stocks to other investors
>The stock therefore should go up as everyone is buying

I don't get it bros

>>51123514
Think of it like the Runescape Auction house anon.
You sell something, others are selling. In a crowded server, these items sell fast at a stable price.
A crowded server is equivalent to a very sought after stock or coin.
When people leave the stock or coin.
When they leave the crowded server.
There are less purchasers.
So people drop the prices on their own stocks, to sell them off. Usually a few dollars discount off the real price.
Thus lowering the stock ticker price.
People buy the cheaper stock, because they think it is a discount, and it may very well be.

>>51123388
Is employment rate a complete meme? Here is Ireland it's like LOL WE GOT EVERYONE WORKING, and there's also an apparent labour shortage. We are definitely importing people too at the moment big time (are we good boys mummy EU yes well take more) so I don't understand where the labour shortage it Unless we are importing people that have no intention of working

>>51123577
EU imports retarded third worlders.
They need high spec highly educated engineers, or people that can obtain commercial licenses.
3 worlders will never fit this description.
3 worlders are also far more likely to just live off of benefits. They sit at home and watch the news, waiting to return home.

>>51122995
This is the price you pay for not PUSHing IT in my absence.

>>51123592
Importing people who can't work for religious reasons is really going to fuck the EU in the anus and I'll welcome this

>>51123514
Read up about order flow and how the mechanism behind matching orders actually works.

Gist of it. You have Buy and Sell orders, these two can STOP movements of the price up and down, but can't move the price. Only market orders actually create these candles you see. If there's more people that want to sell more shares at market, then these will first eat through market buys quickly (red candle down) until more buyers (e.g. big limit buy) are found to absorb the shares (end of the red candle).

Why are FRED members allowed to make comments like these while the others don't? How is this a fair market if FRED members and their friends know what their votes are going to be?

>>51122737
Do housing bubbles typically re-inflate?
If they do, being in a housing bubble region might not be so bad.

>>51123646
qt is also doubling in september so the fed is really going to be squeezing the liquidity out of the markets
no way we aren't deep red
and then europe is having a catastrophic energy crisis into the winter. It's gonna be really bad.

>>51123673
Sounds like it's almost time to buy

>>51123676
I'm so glad dip slurpers are getting heemed

>>51123686
Imagine the capitulation candle

>>51123713
it's not a crash until you have an circuit breaker day

Oil is going to 300 dollars a barrel when Biden can’t rig the market with the SPR anymore

Opinions on FSLR? I missed out on a 2x after eyeing it 2 months ago. Any chance it will return to the 70s?

>>51122710
My brother in christ my mortgage is 457$ a month

how long did it take you kukolds to find your style of investing or trading?

and is it someone elses or did you create your own??

Fuck it
FAT HOGS

>>51123333
>those digits

are URANIUM MINERS a life vest
for a portfolio in the next 24 months ?

what's the play now, buy oil, and natural gas again? Unironically feels like we're about to live in mad max. Is it still too late to buy silver?

>>51123198
>he doesn’t know about South Korea II

>>51123135
>JanuRALLY, FeBULLary, March on

I’m an IT security expert. Could I do what Shkreli does, but for cybersecurity companies?

>>51122568
>was only flat last month after massive energy price manipulation
>energy prices are going back up

If it's not manipulated it's going to be higher and the markets are going to fall off a cliff.

They will probably fudge the numbers so it comes in down 0.00000001% and then all of you greedy faggots will try to push to ATHs again and Powell will be forced to do a 0.75 and we are headed down into October

Either way we tank

>>51124602
What do you think about NET?

>>51122443
Any of you guys have access to the zero hedge pay wall? I'd really like to see what Hartnett is saying about Q3 & 2023.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/wall-streets-most-accurate-analyst-trade-2023

If you could help a poorfag out I'd be grateful.

how many breakers do we trip on monday?

>>51124778
Green up like 0.5% until ~10am with all the retarded foreigners slurping the American dip.. this will give me time to unload the few calls I bought before close friday...

Then giant red dildos and close down 0.5%

>>51124807
gap down, then red dildo down, then gap down again on tuesday after hitting 390 support
and if we break 390 support next week we're going to 350

>>51124818
390-395 is my entry where I'll take profits on most of my puts and buy a little bit of long dated calls. I really don't see the dems letting it be under 390 for November

EVERYBODY'S SAYING THE CRASH WILL CONTINUE BUT KNOWING (((THEM))) THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING CRAB IT BECAUSE THEY KNOW I'M ALL CASH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jesus fucking christ everything is so oversold again. Why do they have to bounce shit around like this?? Is it really just to shake out retail? Pretty much every single long term chart looks like it's priming for a long pump (some might even call it a melt up) after shitting the bed for literally 8 to 10 months. Inb4 some faggot bear throws out some retarded theory involving muh inflation or muh interest rates.

>>51124062
homo-ners are very out of touch with what the market is actually like, its ok i would be too if i didn't have to pay attention to it

>>51124689
It’s most useful in native windows apps. Native apps are dying because of web apps. Bearish

So friday was the death knell for what's to come the rest of this year huh? Starting monday it will be nothing but -2-4% red days every day with no end in sight until I own nothing and be happy about it huh? Stocks will never ever go back up ever again with the bottom being 0 as out only destination

>>51124968
>everything is so oversold

>>51124968
>We'll stop when I SAY WE'RE DONE DUMPING!

>>51124977
>Cloudflare doesn't do web apps

>>51124977
alright man you need to share whatever it is you are smoking

>>51125001
Nah, come Monday we'll be green again. Buy oil.

>>51125002
Yeah now show the RSI and MACD you big faggot

>>51124257
My piece of shit CCJ has only rose 3% since December I think Uranium is one of those investments that makes all the sense in the world but will never turn a dime due to Jews working against nuclear every step of the way

>>51125110
go all in on calls if ur so confident

>>51122822
>shorting small caps
Lmao small caps usually outperform large caps anon. You know what they say past performance is always indicative of future performance, therefore I wouldn't short it

Pic related. /smg/ has gotten so retarded lately.

>>51125169
post ur 100% LEAP portfolio

I could've made even more money last week.
I should've made more money last week.
I'm going to make more money next week.

>>51125184
>>51125123
Nah I think I'll keep DCA'ing because I'm not a fucking neanderthal

>>51124818
>>51124884
Its bottoming at 300. Idk when. But we’re going to see 300
Next local bottom probably 350

>>51125169
You've truly reached enlightenment once you realize literally everything is fake and gay, and rather than fighting it you just accept it and profit off it.

>>51125206
you're the one crying that your 100% long portfolio is getting heemed

GME had coomcat, what does BBBY have?

>>51123135
>>51124565

>JanuRALLY
>FeBULLary
>March on
>MAYbe sell now
>JUNEver gonna make it
>JULYke losing money?
>AUGUST you'll never learn
>SeptemBEAR
>OctoBEAR
>NovemBEAR
>DecemBEAR

The cycle complete.

>>51124968
>everything is so oversold again
based questioning poster.
didn't see you the last 2 month while we had a massive rally except macro environment is still shit, inflation is still high, fed still doing QT, balance sheet still not shrinking, gov still fueling inflation by "cancel" loan, "cancel" recession, looming food crisis, hot housing market, dollar at near ATH, supply chains (china) locked down, EU goes into third world shithole levels.
basically we go into world wide depression but you say stonk strong muh line goes up?

/cashgang/ right now

>>51125206
>I'm not a neanderthal

we know

>>51125299
no you see the line has to ALWAYS go up parabolically because the population is growing!"
Don't question the fact that every race with an average iq over 85 is actually declining in population!

>>51125360
Well hold on a second, let's at least see his portfolio before we make that judgement.

>>51125384
probably 100% lever etfs

>>51125390
Ok than you're probably right. If he was holding PRTY I would consider him a neanderthal.

>>51125360
funfact: Nepalese have the highest amount of denisovan DNA. Making them technically the most subhuman people alive today

>>51125405
that explains a lot

>>51125390
As it should be.. SQQQ (or SOXS), KOLD, DFEN, and DRIP are based

*whistles at you*

>>51122649
>heckin pumparino
I like charts but this discards the fact europe is about to get schlonged.

>>51125370
Agenda 2030 cancelled. (You) vill own nothing eat ze bugs and be happy RIGHT NOW

>>51125428
I fully expect Powell at the next fed minutes to come out and say everything is priced in, raise rates by 100 points, take out his penis and spin it like a helicopter, then do a 360 and walk away. All the indexes will immediately moon 10% after.

>>51122658
Instead you pay for increased property taxes no refunds.
>county 'generously' gave me a little rebate so I only pay 85% car tax because they assessed the car as somehow being worth a lot more than the last year
>pay more but they gave me a 'cut'
How about just no car taxes you fucking thieves. Corrupt ass pseudo city suburban sprawl shithole.

Good morning west coasters!

>>51122837
>non normal distribution of residuals
>heteroskedasticity
>fit a simple linear regression

oh no no no

Black Monday. You ready?

>>51125507
Good morning dear!

>>51122443
Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/392783351

>>51125548
I have 2k in GM puts so that will be the only one that doesnt tank even tho it should. 80% institution owned so let's see end of month sales :D

>>51122458
By God's grace I somehow am Dad.

if things get more severe or recession/bear market continues for a long period i think we could see spx at around or below 3000-2800 levels. it would take a while to get there and there would be a lot of whipsaw and volatility inbetween.
this is me theorizing what institutes are attempting to do. a lot of money was made during the covid bull market of 2020-2022. big money is trying to harvest all of these gains via whipsaw. crushing stop losses, crushing puts and calls. I speculate this could continue for another year at the worst. hedgies are essentially crushing the spirit of retail until capitulation is reached. even though this market appears to be weak or appears to be a bear market I sense that this market is in fact extremely strong. we are actually in a bull market that is being suppressed and gamed artificially. there is a shit load of wealth floating around that must be acquired.

>missed GME
>missed AMC
>missed BBBY
what else should I miss?

>>51125507
GM

>>51125169
>implying the government itself is in control of any policy and isn't just a puppet of business interests

Tightening will continue until wagies are buckbroken even if it presents a problem for the federal government vis a vis the national debt because the Vanguard/Blackrock algorithm could give two fucks about that

>>51122822
I just compared r2k, dow, ndx and spx and the r2k looks like the strongest index of the four. Look about 3 months back and see where Friday's low is compared to the past on the indices. Some easy comparison would be the highs around July 22 and the June lows. I made this mistake before because it seems like the highest index has the most room to fall, but you should try to short the weakest indices, not the strongest. I would rank them from weakest to strongest:
1) dow or ndx (leaning towards dow)
2) spx
3) r2k
Friday's giant drop makes picking a spot for a short entry a little difficult.

or perhaps i am entirely wrong and the market is not manipulated instead algos are governed entirely by chaos and the emotional instability initiated by panic, fear and emotion. yes they are going to dump all the way to 3600 these next 2 months

What the fuck I do not have HIV.

>>51125802
I'm sorry poem anon, we won't forget you when you pass. I see you're still in the denial stage.

>>51125789
>dump all the way to 3600 these next 2 months
>months
anon, I have news for you

>>51125704
PRTY

>>51125635
The only bull narrative is "rich people have a lot of money and have to put it somewhere". There is some truth to this but when/how they do it is always dirty as fuck..

Run a fake narrative of fed pivot/peak inflation.. pump the market for a month right up into the day of Jackson's buttole and then rug the fuck out of them. The next mont is just going to be buck breaking retail now before they slurp the dip.

They straight up said what their plans are... the beatings will continue until wagies go back to work for lower wages. They are going to bankrupt all the crypto fags and meme stock gamblers and once everyone has lost faith they will own everything

Just swing trade.. don't go too long either direction and take realized profits when they are offered. Always inverse the normie narrative whatever they are telling you is a fucking lie

>>51122613
I think It'll rally and everybody will be baffled why. There's some really serious manipulation going on and the Dems won't stop it till midterms. I know September is usually red on midterm years but that's not accounting for whether it's mostly red on years where dems have complete control and stand to lose that or it's mixed or republicans have control and stand to lose. And I'd bet money it's always at least crabbing on years Dems stand to lose big. And for some reason they're more desperate now than ever, I wonder why.

I'm shorting CVNA to 0

>>51125830
Lol I tried that too
It didn't work

>>51125828
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>>51125821
Though to be fair, I was driving home yesterday and felt like I was going to black out for a minute... I probably should have pulled over, but I got to a downhill section of road and I guess the blood came back to my head and I was ok again

>>51124623
reddit spacing

>>51125878
wait, did you get the covaids vaccine?

>>51125828
>The next mont is just going to be buck breaking retail now before they slurp the dip.
>They are going to bankrupt all the crypto fags and meme stock gamblers and once everyone has lost faith they will own everything

aye so it be. i will be buying once blood hits the streets during these days of chaos as we descend into hell

>>51125892
Yes, discussed this last time, but I've been experiencing these kinds of episodes for years, at least back to 2017, maybe earlier. It's gotten worse in the past couple weeks, but that's happened before too. I might have Multiple Sclerosis, but idk.

>>51122747
Grow the fuck up

>>51125917
>It's gotten worse in the past couple weeks
Well yeah thats the gene modification setting in. Your body is fighting it but it wont win. Im so sorry anon...It will be over soon.

>>51125471
100 points or no balls

>top orders from yesterday
>people still buying TSLA and TQQQ
why are people this retarded?

>>51125948
This, in two weeks you will have died of the vaxxxxxxxx

>>51125917
My aunt has MS, you should see a doctor about it. I know the testing for it is not any fun at all but better to know.

>look at my old GME investment account
>I put 1000 dollars into apple when i was done and forgot
>it’s worth 1400 now
God damn it.

>>51125828
>Always inverse the normie narrative whatever they are telling you is a fucking lie
People seriously underestimate this strategy, its just easy to fuck up. You need to have a solid fundamental thesis for general trend. Then its easier. Example:
>trend YTD is obviously down
>big ripping rally since june
>normies think we’ve bottomed
>all mainstream outlets start discussing how we arent really in a recession
>people think the fed will pivot
>theres no real reason to believe either
>ease into shorts on the way up
Too fucking easy

>>51125996
no its the gene modification. his Y chromosome is being turned into an X chromosome, however, he will never be a real woman.

>>51125917
HIV can take years before you start experiencing symptoms.

>>51125982
Anon... I think it's you who is retarded

>>51125982
They could have bought the dip

>>51126116
Never denied I was, but even I'm not retarded enough to:
1) buy TSLA two days after a stock split.
2) hold TQQQ over a weekend after JPow fucked the market.

>>51125635
Same as it ever was. How much is are the bulls anyway?

>>51125842
I made good money on puts Friday. Just gotta time it right.

>>51125829
Joe Biden needs to get re-elected, his coconspirators outlined which months they are planning to rally further up in this very thread, baffling behavior indeed. At least sec whistleblowing rewards just went up.

The market is going to dump to catastrophic new lows on Monday, isn't it.

>>51126153
1) Buying TSLA isn't retarded, see you in 20 years when everyone who bought now is rich
2) JPow didn't say anything that would crash the market

>>51125982
dick slurpers finna get heemed

Look at the monthly SPY chart and tell me there’s any scenario where we aren’t about to take a massive leg down.

>>51126213
the words "pain" will be reverberating in peoples minds all weekend

>>51126040
HES BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

>>51126213
I hope not... I only have about $500 in dry powder left for this month to buy the dip, and next month will be extra lean (only about $1500) since I'm taking a vacation... I have to wait till October to slurp big again

>>51126257
>Said the tiger.

>>51126268
he's no longer hidden

If EQNR is green Monday at 10:30 am you need to buy.
This is my gift to you.

>>51126285
Yes, it’s a fossilized mono bull bear hybrid, you just can’t make this stuff up.

>>51122710
My mortgage is about 2.4k

>futures

>>51126377
I just try to avoid looking at them while I keep investing over time

>>51125885
cлoвa room извoз вepcии для вac oзнaчaeт

>weekend pre-futures (aka crypto)
lmao

>>51126254
there isn't, it's super hyper over

>>51126723
Not gonna happen, because this time it's different.

>>51125283
Audibly kekd.

Hahaha. Shitcoin under 20K

Why is qyld and spyd derided while jepi and divo are praised? What is do different about thier respective strategies?

Any other value, momentum and trend investors here?

>>51126953
Anyone who buys QYLD should be banned from the ability to use a broker.

>>51126827
so far it hasn't been different at all. If you followed this for a while then it's actually quite uncanny.

Despite having no issue paying my bills, I enjoy making everyone call me with Indians to beg for my money.

>NYC Health Department confirms first juvenile monkeypoop case in the city
>Rare case of monkeypoop found in Cotati-Rohnert Park school student
>Rancho Cotate High student becomes infected with monkeypoop
>Keller Independent School District confirms monkeypoop diagnosis at one of its campuses
>Probable monkeypoop case detected at Camden County summer camp, officials say
>'Anybody could get monkeypoop': NC reports first female, pediatric monkeypoop cases

This outbreak is just getting started. SIGA sissies WILL make it.

we're in 2008 territory. Are you ready?

>>51126244
Buying TSLA today is like buying BB back in 2008. It's going back to $100 by end of next year once people realize that being first to a market doesn't ensure dominance long term.

>>51127221
Umm sweaty, based Biden changed the definition of recession. If we head into a depression, he'll change that too. If times get tough we'll just say $1 is worth $2 now. It's really that simple.

I fucking hate ignorance.

>>51127278
What the fucks your problem baggot?

>>51127263
Listen sweatie, you can put a cat ear hairband on a pit bull, but it's still a nigger.

I would like to better understand the relationship between short interest, stock float, and resulting failures to deliver.
Can anyone point me to resources on this that weren't written to cater to GME schizos?

I think tuesday will be the kick off of the downfall. It's when hedgies get the fuck out of the market.

>>51127193
So the only thing is will SIGA go up when the entire market is crashing?? That is my only concern because it seems to be heavily impacted by the markets.

>>51127303
Niggers

>>51127311
I'll tell you that failures to deliver don't matter if you're an institution above a certain size. They just work out deals under the table with the people they owe debt to.

>>51127315
>I think tuesday will be the kick off of the downfall. It's when hedgies get the fuck out of the market.

What was yesterday then? Also when you use words like "hedgies" everyone thinks your cringe and retarded

>>51127320
and the answer is no not really. But you can always short the market as a hedge, although if SIGA has high enough beta then longing SIGA still won't be a good idea.

>>51127243
Cars?

>>51127305
Repeat after me chud. 41 (clap emoji) million (clap emoji) votes

>>51127346
It's just more ignorance, bro... I fucking hate it like you wouldn't believe.

Our pal Jerome trying to sell 35bil of trash mortgage backed securities every single month

>>51127344
I am already an institution above the requisite size
still curious about the relationship between float and SI though

biz bought the top of the bear market rally

>>51125024
>>51125060
My bad guys I read that as .NET. Cloudflare is basically a necessity for any website. I don’t think it can go any further up in terms of market share

>>51127385

Look up in the sky, it's a bird? It's a plane?
Nah it's just stacy high off her zestimate
Housing is going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better sale!
You'll be the one, with an upside down house
The bigger your house, the harder the prices will fall
This biggity boy's a diggity dog
Twerking in an underwater house
House Down, Booty Up, timber
I'm slicker than an zestimate price
She said housing won't fall, but I bet she will, timber
Swing your houses right and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more mortgage, another round
Spend your house like a cash cow, it's going down
Swing your houses round and round
End of the year, it's going down
One more missed payment, another round
End of the month, you'll be without a house!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

>>51127358
People can't afford to pay for the electricity they've already used and your going to push a new car out?

>>51127358
of the electric variant, yes.

>>51126950
very happy I bought BITI yesterday.

>>51127418
Have you started drinking today?

>>51127453
Buying the top is a good thing.
Less people to compete with come exit time.

>>51127412
I don’t know about this. People really value their houses, are you sure it won’t be farmland collapsing because it is currently being valued at high density residential value. Also if people start eating bugs won’t that increase the needed pesticides and cost of operations of the classic farm??

>>51127418
>>51127426
I was doing the stonetoss thing, I should have greentexted. Point is, I don't know if the people buying every TSLA dip know or care about the condition of its moat. All they know is muh funny moon man muh 2001 AAPL AMZN.

How low will SPY go?

>>51127543
Unfortunately we all know the truth about men who like tomboys.

Should I buy TQQQ/UPRO on monday? Yesterday was the bottom, right?

>>51127530
Home Price to Income Ratio. We are a 8. Last housing bubble was a 7. Housing was actually affordable before the pandemic. FED wants to destroy consumer spending. The only way they can achieve is by killing asset price appreciation. The biggest asset in a normies portfolio is their house. Without house price destruction demand will not decrease. It's the ONLY WAY.

>>51127346
Lol you think one day is hfs and institutions getting out. You must be new

>>51127593
No. dummy. you need you buy SQQQ..

Taylor Swift wouldn’t make songs about Leveraged ETF’s because she’s not dumb enough to swing trade meme products like that.

In fact she should make a song about it called Chop. Chop. Chop.

>>51127605
Andrew Tate told me buying a house is a trap and you shouldn't do it.
>>51127632
No she should make a song about GUSH geisha's. We're the real winners in all of this.

So we're all expecting the dip, but what industries would survive and grow stronger during the recovery?

>>51124778
Bout tree fitty

THE BUTTCOIN IS NOT DOING WELL LOL

>>51127619
That's not even what I said retard. He said Tuesday will kickoff the downfall, Which already happened yesterday. Trillions left the market.

>>51127655
If EQNR is green Monday then the natural gas industry will triumph over Jewish manipulation.
The Saudis also established a price floor on oil and have threatened to axe production if Jewish paper price dilution continues on Wall Street.

>>51127655
Human organ harvesting, IRS weapon equipment providers, and bug harvesting

>>51127690
I certainly hope so. Seems like a win win scenario to me either way. If the Saudi's act it will piss off Iran if Iran acts it will piss off the Saudi's. Bullish for oil regardless.

>>51127712
I was actually in Saudi recently for work. They have a bright future. They’re building a mega city called “the line”. Look it up. The only people who call it impossible don’t understand the wealth flowing into the country right now.
The Saudi etf is doing very good, same with Qatar Gas.

>sold all my bullish positions on friday on the first dump
>finally feel at ease
in b4 fuck the shorts rally on monday but we're going down bby. With fed hiking well past their initial target to tame inflation bonds will eventually have to start going wild again.

help I can't stop diworsifying

>>51127593
zoom out and you tell me retard

>coworker tells me to short Tesla and that the other major automakers are about to fold it like a potato chip
Where the fuck do these people keep coming from?

>>51127767
The line is fucking mental. Not even the saudis can afford a project that massive.

>>51127828
literally a bottom signal if you ask me

When was the last time the fed were so adamant in staying the course to tame inflation where they continually raised rates well past what people thought would pivot at?

>>51127835
it will also never pay for itself

The. Farty. Ponies. Will. Come. Out. To. Rip. Ass.

Don't say you weren't warned.

>>51125283
51123135 #
>>51124565
>MAYbe sell now
>JUNEver gonna make it
>JULYke losing money?
>AUGUST you'll never learn

>>51127835
>>51127844
I think it’s going to work.

>>51127835
I kept thinking "what if a fire breaks out?".

>>51127839
we're at essentially unprecedented low levels of unemployment. Feds got plenty of room to hike. Before the 80s, the unemployment rate was still above 5% and the fed hiked the rate as almost as high as 20% to curb inflation. If the fed did that today the entire global economy would collapse and everyone would be tongueing american anus like a thai hooker.

I've never bought any stock but I'm considering starting to buy some now and keep buying over the next few months? I don't pay much attention to the news so don't have much insight into the economic situation at the moment, But looking at the charts 90% of stocks are down by 50% from 2020/21. Is now a good time to buy or are you lot expecting them to come down a lot more? Also, Can anyone recommend stocks?

>>51127867
they'll just toss their southeast asian slavor labourers at the fire to quench it with their blood.

>>51127643
andrew tate tongue my taint.
People buying houses are extremely over leveraged based on the home to income ratio. One misstep, one lay off one potato prince increase and they will be forced to liquidate.

>>51127855
Then you're retarded but hardly a surprise.

I suggest you look up what a basic skyscraper costs, and then multiply it by however many times you need to get to a 170km line

>>51127867
Are you prepared to do some learning to work at a startup? It's probably going to be a bit different than what you're used to

>>51127605
Housing is not stock. In the present economic climate it is a service. I don’t understand what you mean by a housing bubble, . It’s not something you need two of.

>>51127853
The ponies, are they in the room with us now?

Calling all cubicle cucks. Get back to the office! NOW!!!

>>51127828
>the other major automakers are about to fold it
no, I think all the automakers will all fall just because automakers are inherently cyclical businesses. I don't see why TSLA would be any different.

Robotaxi/FSD is a meme of a software that will be delayed perpetually, their solar business is universally panned, and their robot venture is peak retard.

>>51127855
>spotted the wef brainlett
Literally who except social detritus wants to live in mega city one?

>>51127942
>I think you’re retarded but that’s hardly a surprise
There’s something wrong with you. I think you’re a glowy.

>>51127942
Dude calm your tits

>>51127952
Hit me with the details brah. Of course I can't promise anything blindly

>>51127988
You have zero idea what you are talking about, weekend smg in a nutshell.

>>51127970

>>51127346
You sound like a faggot hedgie. I bet you even voted for biden.

>>51127911
> If the fed did that today the entire global economy would collapse and everyone would be tongueing american anus like a thai hooker.

ive had a dream once several months ago where i witnessed the whole world burning and being engulfed in lava except for america. both my mother and my grandma had very vivid dreams that had supernatural properties to them and I am willing to believe what I dreamt was the near future.

>>51128037
god britney spears was so hot during her meth phase

>>51128026
>says a wef npc
Live in ze pod brainlett, going to love watching this crash and burn like everything else

>>51128037
You sound like a faggot zoomer baggie. You're probably trans even. kys.

>>51128052
>love watching it crash and burn like everything else
That’s because you’re mentally ill.

>>51128056
Baggie? I'm not that faggot. Trans rights dont matter.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to the stock market on Monday.

Stairs down... elevators up.... right?

Monday may be green. Probably will dump some more after that.

>>51127952
Probably should give you my email
jrocker829@gmail.com

Every other day, every other day
Every other day, every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
But whenever Monday comes, you can find me cryin' all of the time

>>51128048
I suggest consulting a mexican warlock

>>51127984
That's different from saying every other car manufacturer is about to put Tesla out of business, they just haven't felt like doing so yet. People have been saying that shit for half my life.

>>51123091
wew I didn't realize they were using that much. time to buy some lean oil futures
>>51125283
Au-GUH-st

I've never bought any stock but I'm considering starting to buy some now and keep buying over the next few months? I don't pay much attention to the news so don't have much insight into the economic situation at the moment, But looking at the charts 90% of stocks are down by 50% from 2020/21. Is now a good time to buy or are you lot expecting them to come down a lot more? Also, Can anyone recommend stocks?

>>51128127
how are automakers going to put tesla out of business when they are doing so to themselves faster than Tesla is driving itself out of business? EV's are inherently a scam to force shortages.

>>51128089
Bulls are coming bobo...

>>51128144
I dunno. The guy was trying to shill me a Chevy Bolt. I trust cars from Detroit about as far as I can throw them, and I don't lift weights. That goes doubly true for cars from Detroit with a lithium bomb underneath the driver's seat.

>>51128138
Buy BBBY.

>>51128138
buddy look at apple computer. until that is buck broken and down 50-80% don't even look at the market for now.
black monday soon

>>51128154
Mumu let bobo have one day. Bobo got to release a little pre-cum, but that's where it ends. We green Monday

>>51128108
Ok. I need to work on the prototype a bit more, it's not quite at MVP stage yet. I'll email you once I have something actually presentable... In the meanwhile, if you have some time, try watching some YT videos to see if this sounds interesting. The YCombinator channel has some good stuff, and any talks by Michael Seibel (one of the Twitch founders) is a good place to start.

>>51128138
Things are looking very dangerous to me right now. If you're not a trader and don't really know what you're doing, I advise you to continue waiting patiently.

they'll watch, and they'll learn

>>51128217
You sound pretty serious about this. Have you considered recruiting more people as well potentially?

>>51128138
You can never predict when it's a good time to buy for sure but since you are buying continually it doesn't matter and you can buy now since most of your leverage is in the future. It could make a difference if you already had a fat wad of cash let's say.

You don't need to look at news. You either do it like Buffett and buy good companies (things you know, leaders, etc.) for low risk but low leverage which is probably appropriate. You don't need much diversification if they're solid companies. If you want to make more money and can stomach the volatily go diversified (important due to many memes in the space) into commodities, which is best right now. Second best is value picks, high interest rates means money will rotate into higher yielding stocks (low p/e, beat down), bonds, or ,if bonds unattractive due to inflation, commodities

>>51128194
enjoy your 38k battery replacement every 75k miles.

>>51128261
Not yet. For one, I don't have money to pay anyone. I have savings for myself if I end up quitting my job, but that's it. And right now VC/seed money is all dried up, so I don't expect any investment. For a while, it'll have to be a part-time thing.

>>51128208
I'm not retarded. I was considering buying shares in weapons, energy, oil, shipping, food production and fertiliser companies. Would this be a good strategy considering the international situation?

>>51128277
trying to find the more recent one I saw.

can i have a job at the startup?

>>51128306
Do you have any skills?

>>51128289
Understood. I wrote down the research info you gave me. I don't have anything going on except work so it will give me something to do afterwards at the very least.

>>51128317
I can use a computer.

>>51128306
no, but you can get one at a stopdown

>>51128317
i'm a NEET with a superiority complex and you'd be lucky to have me

>>51128304
yes that is actually a good strategy.

>>51128304
Absolute shit strategy since you are a almost a full year late.would have been OK 10 months ago

>>51128225
I've traded crypto for a while. Its just seems like a good time to buy stock considering how much they've crashed over the past couple of years. See
>>51128304
What do you think?

>>51128269
Great answer, Thanks. Things I'm considering investing in I listed in >>51128304
This post. What do you think?

>>51128347
This kids got upper management written all over him.

>>51128351
What would you recommend?

>>51128360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_1lIFRdnhA

Also FYI the startup doesn't happen if I end up dying from AIDS, so... keep that in mind

>>51128354
I'm serious, the CEO of the stock market made a big annoucement yesterday. we're all fucked and this is a terrible time to buy.

>>51128305
To put it in perspective: Gas would need to be a minimum of over >10$ a gallon for this to play out based on a 30mph average.

EVs are a scam.

>>51128382
Nice one. Just accumulate fiat and buy when? Later this year?

>>51128371
Fucking kek that's exactly what I was referring to

>>51128127
"muh competition" plus "muh carbon emission credit selling co" are the two dumbest bear arguments in my opinion.

Tesla has no American competition, but I think all major continents will stick to whatever their local automakers are. Europoors will buy VWs, China will support BYD, etc. I also think both Musk brothers have been incredibly suspicious with their sell timings, and Elon will likely lose the TWTR case.

>>51128407
hard to say. when we do hit bottom it could rip up violently. but first they'll crash the housing market and make unemployment go up.

pay attention to every FOMC and wait for them to pivot. could be 3 months could be 1 year

New
>>51128456
>>51128456
>>51128456

>>51128403
Easier to ban ice cars & trucks if a large population is tricked into thinking ev's work...thats what ca is working towards

>>51128305
>>51128277
That is why I immediately got suspicious. Telsas sell their EVs for $40k. Bolts are $20k. Where did that $20k evaporate into? Bullshit construction, apparently.

/smg/ - schizo market general

>>51128521
Stop replying to baggots and the problem may fix itself.

>>51127828
Tesla is the best. They just have better technology. But it seems if Elon just left the company things would get better. Maybe just be on the board

>>51123646
They have had a big problem with mixed messaging this year. JPow was supposed to crack down on this and get them in line. Guess when your trying to manage rich super bankers you'll have big "personalities " to keep in check

>>51127938
At I have asset to liquidate rentie, one misshap and your homeless. If worse comes to worse I'll just put a rentie in my basement and have him pay my mortgage.

>>51127767
did they actually break ground on the Line?

>>51128403
THAT'S A BIDEN WIN

>>51127320
>it seems to be heavily impacted by the markets.
Siga has been bleeding for 2 weeks unrelated to what the market is doing. Additionally it tanked a few days ago because WHO report said worldwide new cases down by 21%.

The siga play is entirely about mpox, and nothing else (so far). Might become a meme stock once reddit gets uppity about mpox or whatever