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>24 hard ciders every night

How do I profit off of this?

>> No.51101346

>>51101334
benzos to stop drinking then sinclair method to trick your brain into thinking alcohol sucks (works for finns)

>> No.51101404

>>51101334
Wean off first- as you probably already know you're at high tolerance so you'll 100% need an ER visit if you cut completely right now. Do 22 max, then 20, so on. Then when you get to about 25% of usual intake, try switch out for kratom and do heavy intake of gatorade/powerade/etc. Watch your electrolytes they'll be fucked for a while even with the gradual detox. As for how you'll profit, well you'll make more money with the improved life expectancy I'd imagine.

>> No.51101458

https://hams.cc/taper/

>> No.51101482

>went cold turkey on Monday after drinking a 6 pack a day for months
WAGMI OP

>> No.51101493

>>51101334
short your liver

>> No.51101498

go for a walk instead, sheesh

>> No.51101507

>>51101482
>trying to get him to seize or even die
fuck off retard
6/day isn't even close to 24/day (and they might be 0.5L aka 36 a day)
he has to either tape or go to a hospital or get benzos from the doctor

>> No.51101519

>>51101493
livers are pretty resilient good chance it's fine and just needs 1-2 months off

>> No.51101531

>>51101334
start making your own ciders

>> No.51101541

every time you want one do 10 pushups

>> No.51101547

>>51101507
Damn, your comment would make sense of I told him to go cold turkey, but I didn't, so you're stupid.

>> No.51101553

>>51101547
you implied it by saying "i went cold turkey"
he has to be careful but he can do it

>> No.51101595

>>51101553
I didn't imply shit. Stop talking, you're looking stupider by the post.

>> No.51101600

>>51101334
I know a guy that could drink an entire fucking 1.75L of grey goose every day at his lowest point. He almost fucking died and now he has scarring on his liver. He's been sober for like 2 years now but he hasn't really done anything great with his life.

>> No.51101636

>>51101595
sorry you got called out anon
i know how 4chan works especially on a board full of anger like this one
you were hoping he'd make crystals

>> No.51101656

-Go bang some hookers, dirtier the better
-Acquire STD
-Get prescribed Metronidazole for STD
-Receive disulfiram-like reaction when mixing Metronidazole and alcohol (nausea, vomiting, headaches etc)
- Repeat until your body can’t stand alcohol

>> No.51101663

Thats alot of calories

For me its vodka and soda water with a slice of lime

>> No.51101664

>>51101404
wholesome and proper advice. OP you gotta slow down before you stop. but do eventually stop. you only live once

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>>51101636

>> No.51101724

>>51101656
or just fucking ask a doctor for medication
some places will only do benzos as inpatient but others won't
just dont mix them or you can get seriously fucked up or die of respiratory depression

you can then get naltrexone or Disulfiram for dirt cheap after easily

>> No.51101737

https://cthreefoundation.org/

look into the sinclair method, i drank for 12 years daily and when i was doing it it became easy to basically stop for weeks at a time

>> No.51101769

>>51101724
He wanted profit, I added hookers

>> No.51103910

>>51101769
you literally recommended medicine when the guy just wanted to make money, health and money don't mix, why do you think young people complain about long working hours? if you want either of the 2 you need to give up one, keep coping like everyone else does with their shitcoins, I keep waiting for shibnobi to become a ninja or at least give me enough to move out of my in-laws house

>> No.51103921

>>51101334
>24 hard ciders
I would be so hungover from 24 ciders I probably wouldnt drink for like 5 days

>> No.51103924

>>51101334
Death, I guess.

>> No.51103997

>>51101334
stop drinking > save the money instead > profit

>> No.51104013

>>51101334
>>51101346

Get /fit/ unironicly

Go on runs

Run untill your lungs and legs give out then run some more

When I quit smoking I went to run 3x a day (untrained)

my legs knees and feet hurt like fuck but its better than lung cancer or liver cancer

Everytime you wanna go back to drinking you run, any day of the week, any time of the day

Buy running clothes, gym clothes, running shoes, extra towels and shirts so you can go on run 3x a day

even if you have to shower 3x a day to freshen up again

>> No.51104020

>>51104013
You’re not allowed to run if you’re ugly. White women will call the police on you

>> No.51104027

How many calories is that even?

>> No.51104048

Everyone in here is retarded as OP gave very little context and you all just decided to tell him how to stop being an alcoholic.

>> No.51104069

>>51101404
Fuck kratom dude
Weaning yes, kratom no

>>51104013
Based

>>51104020
False
This old guy has run every day for the past 8 years by my house in short shorts and the same shirt every day

>> No.51104078

>>51104048
>24 ciders every night
Pretty self explanatory

>> No.51104086

>>51101334
you got yourself into that mess
get yourself out of it faggot lol

>> No.51104092

>>51104078
>how do I profit off this
a man wants to profit off of his 24 ciders and that means he wants to quit?

>> No.51104098

>>51104078
Retard he didn’t even say he was drinking them

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>>51104098
true

>> No.51104325

>>51101334
We have a faggot furry at my workplace that boasts he drinks 4 cheap bottles of win a night and it really shows. His hands are jittery as and he smells like shit constantly. Profit from not becoming a degenerate and improving your life

>> No.51104454

>>51101334
Switch to hard liquor instead

>> No.51104492

>>51101334
Why not switch to cheap vodka at this point? Maybe use apple juice as chaser kek

>> No.51104500

>>51101334
Now do rum or whiskey instead of 5% cider you fucking mong.

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>>51101507
You're a little bitch.
>t.speed freak.

>> No.51104517

>>51101346
Naltrexone ftw

>> No.51104521

>>51104069
>This old guy
>old guy.
They think you have money, dumbass, if you're young and poor you get the cops called on you.

>> No.51104527

>>51101519
Not true OP needs expensive lifelong medicine okay.

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>>51104492
>>51104454
Ha.

>> No.51104544

medical help now before liver failure and coma. rough recovery from there if you make it
don’t touch benzos

>> No.51105087

>>51101334
For how long though? Couple weeks? Months or years?