/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>51097868
Avocados are the next big play. Where else will all the newfound Millennial money go?

>>51097902
>elf
Into the trash

>>51097919
>t. just watched a Modern MBA video

>>51097902
>Text isn't green
One fucking job

>>51097928
Look, the only MBA I care about is the NBA. I have no idea who you're talking about.

Reminder that the Fed hasn't even started tightening yet.

>>51097941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eu3xPa7NHw

How will he announce his return?

>>51097942
What do you call 2.5% in rate hikes? Or https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm ?

So the SIGA dump and fud are based on the WHO's statement that cases are down 21%, and you guys believe it?
Meanwhile, cases detected in 10 universities, and a bunch of elementary school kids are testing positive.
This is clearly a fake dump to trigger stop losses.

>>51097953
I thought avocados were in a shortage

YOU PUSH IT

>>51097961
Are you FUD testing or do you actually have money still in SIGA rn (right now)?

>>51097961
>and you guys believe it?
I do not actually, no. I just want it to dump more so I can buy back in as cheap as possible. It will be at $30 within two months.

>>51097961
Cases are down 21% outside the US. While here they're still going up I believe.

>>51097981
>>51097961
I still have a LOT in SIGA and I think it's gon go up once Mpox starts permanently maiming young, non-white kids.

>>51097139
NAC, N-acetyl cysteine. Fair warning, makes you emotionally flat and nothing fun, but also has great health benefits and works excellently for anxiety. Cheap, and it's just an amino acid. Will also give you the most rancid farts imaginable, they smell like sulfurous death.

>>51097959
So funny this dude is a cyber security wizard and the feds truly can’t figure him out (outside of when he went to prison in Mexico kek)
I miss the live videos of him stoned to the bone in a room covered in tinfoil so no signals can get in/out of his place

SQQQ right after powells speech or before markets close?

>>51098005
Well it hasn't actually spread within schools. All we've got so far are gay dudes in college and one-off molestation cases.

Which means <100k cases, which means <$10 for SIGA.

>>51097961
Limit sell hit today, got the limit buy order in. No need to chase, all the money is in where you buy.

>>51097960
>MBS holdings increased
Okay retard. How about you actually lean what QT I'd then start posting again.

>>51097919
Lmao the cartles got the avocado money on lock. Best way to profit is to help them out :D

>>51097942
They have, Powell is just a pussy

I liquidated
might just buy some boomer rocks, this investing stuff isn't for me

>>51098028
>Nachos and Little Caesars
0/10

>>51097961
Doesn't matter if I believe it, matters if the line will go up or down. If it goes down far enough it'll be cheap again, but for now it's going down.

>>51097961
oh siga dumped alrady? that was quickie. every decent trader knew it gonna dump super easy trading, not sits at 'support'

>>51097981
I bought in at $12, my stop loss is at $14. I haven't sold any of my shares because I don't think monkepox is close to being over. NTI isn't off the table. Look at picrel. The country with the worst outcome should have about 10k cases by Sept 2022. The US is pushing 17k cases right now

>>51097885
Is this bar ok?

>>51098034
>$100 in treasuries runoff
>$55 reinvested in MBSes
>"Durr, that's not QT!1!!"

>>51098031
>one-off molestation cases
Did you miss the news about the Georgia elementary students? They've been back to school for a couple weeks and there are already outbreaks
>Elementary student tests positive for monkepox; 2nd student being tested, district says

>>51098031
this penny stonks dont really trade on fundamentals at ALL. it's tecnical and short squeezes etc. dont pay too much attention to fundamental news that would be like the easiest mistake

>>51098076
>because I don't think monkepox is close to being over.
Well I don't know what to tell you. It is and other people are realizing that, hitting their own exits and stop losses.

If you really believe NTI is a thing (I don't, it's a schizo freakout at bored elites gaming things out and jerking each other off), you should remember that globalist plans can fall to shit just like anybody else's. For example, according to the Plans, They want 1-10% mortality. That orders of magnitude away from what their "nefariously GOF'd strain" can do.

>>51098123
>2nd student being tested
>already outbreaks

I'm still moderately bullish on siga but is 1 with a possibility of 2 really an outbreak....

>There's been a few cases of Pox in schools

OMG siga must triple in market cap due to this!
Its over.
Momentum is gone.
Wake up.

>>51098123
I warned you, bro. I warned you about Jewish/journalist phrasing tricks!

Treat fearmongerers, stock shills, and lawyers the same - assume they lie by omission and weasel wording at every opportunity.

Your first exercise is those Georgia schoolchildren articles. Report back with what you've realize when you reread them.

>>51098135
People, even smart ones like Shkreli, got caught out thinking SIGA is a pennystock (omg, biotech! Awaiting FDA approval! Mooning price!). But it's a legit solid business. You just gotta adjust its fundamentals based on how mpox plays out. Only then do you sprinkle sentiment/memes/reddit buyin on top.

>>51097885
How'd I end up like this man? Just getting drunk alone at 5pm on a Thursday.. chasing dopamine hits from short dated options. No reason to live just chasing highs and trying to coom until I die.. and I don't even enjoy the rush that much anymore and after it's over I'm just alone and in my head again. Too much of a pussy to kill myself I guess.

Anyways uhhhhmmmm I'll have an old fashioned

>>51098199
>even smart ones like Shkreli

>>51098207
:^)

>>51098199
>Shkreli
What happened with his $50k contest? That still on-going. He was short SIGA wasn't he

>>51097902
yaaaay

>>51098223
Last I heard he got stopped out in the second runup into the 20s lol

>>51098223
Knowing him he probably capitulated

>>51098028
50pts will be a massive rally on top of this current stimulus rally.

>>51098199
It's just all about news cycle anon. If there are more legit outbreaks and it makes news it'll pump again.

>>51098123
>Georgia
A ghetto state. Gay blacks will fuck anything.

ok so looking at the market performance today, what exactly do ((they)) know about jhole that we dont?

>>51098228
I just need to find something to add to the end of the red version... the yellow one already has the dancing crab

>>51098259
we're at peak fomo, so I'd expect the next leg down soon.

>>51098259
was just a bear trap. The rally continues.

>>51098240
>the market is only high because 0% rates buy buy buy ath 50x times woohooo
>ahhhhhh inflation and rate hikes
>tank
>pump back up through rate hikes and inflation still high
>we should hit ath soon despite rate hikes and inflation because it's not as bad as expected

Yeah..

>>51098259
It's in Wyoming; word leaked that the Fed agreed to backstop the cattle market. Yeehaw.

>>51098299
>we should hit ath soon despite rate hikes and inflation because it's not as bad as expected
literally yes. Inflation is why we can support trillion dollar market caps, whereas in 1900, such a thing would be unfathomable. Inflation inflates how much it costs so buy companies too. It's just the last thing to be priced in because it requires normalization to return. All the market needs to know is that the market will normalize. And it will go to ATHs from there.

>>51098240
I expect another 75 because the economy contracted.

Don’t get J-holed tomorrow

>>51098322
>I expect another 75 because the economy contracted.
I mean, probably. Will just crab the market a bit tho. 50pts and it's over.

Bobo, please work some magic for me tomorrow. Not too much, just a little scare bobo please and thank you kind sir

>>51098321
>gdp is down, projections down, rates up

Give me one good reason why we should set new highs other than clownworld

>>51098259
Powell isn't gonna pivot but we pump anyways

>>51098344
You can't hold back how much it will cost to buy companies. Inflation will inflate that too. You can't artificially hold that price down. Supply chain is the only thing that needs to normalize, and it's on. Wages are already going up to meet the mean.

>>51098338
Bobo is dead my poor little puppy of Wall Street.

>>51098344
Hey, GDP's not down this quarter. It's just anemic as fuck.

>>51098344
Clownworld has been unstoppable lately though. How could you bet against it?

Oh shit, futures just went fucking FLAT

>>51098240

This is a vol suppression rally. Fed/Treasury/ESF has their foot on VIX. That recent drawdown was the fakest shit I've ever seen. Market manipulation is getting turned up to 11 with this admin, which really, should be no surprise.

That being said: IMO fed wants markets to come down a bit when Powell speaks. He's going to be hawkish and the markets will obediently drop, but not too violently. I expect a gradual decline into sept, then a nice pump again in october right into midterms.

The fear of a big crash and recession is a very helpful thing for them for controlling inflation and oil prices, so they're going to keep it alive so the energy speculators do their work for them. At the same time, a real capitulation will not be allowed.

This is a Golden Crab Market.

>>51098386
>Oh shit, futures just went fucking FLAT
fugggggggg
I've noticed a pattern where it does that a lot around this time.

>>51098362
You niggers are so greedy and blindly optimistic there is no way to stop you from breaking the whole machine (again, again, again...). You faggots will print until inflation is 20% a year as long as you can get a 8% return on your 401k

Inflation hasn't even started to reverse yet and the faggots in power printed trillions more and thre it into the wind... it's an absolute clownfest

I'm up over 40% on X, 20% on CLF, and 18% on UUUU.
Life is good.

>>51098396
I might not disagree with you. A bit more conservative than how I'm planning, but you might be right. In fact, last time the fed was liquidating their assets in 2018 we have a massive crap market which huge swings. We're starting to see that a bit. I do think this tuition thing is a huge stimulus. And the market loves nothing more than that injection. 75pts tomorrow for the crab route, 50pts is my scenerio imo.

>>51098416
I hope the country collapses, if that helps. In the meantime, I'm just following the money.

>>51098288
>>51098298
i feel like institutes showed their hand today, i just cant pinpoint their exact intentions. the forest was silent but something moved violently during the night. any indication of slight hawkishness and this market is done, but i think jpow will cuck out

>>51098304
umm what?

>futures

>>51098353
i think you could be right, wont be major though just a light squirt

>>51098457
I get following the money but the ATH narrative is a fucking pipe dream. I'm short till September and flip to bull for October. If they just manipulate a pump the whole way I'm gonna stock up on ammo for the food riots in 2023

>>51098467
>umm what?
The Hidden Tigers. They are Dead.

Can you hear?

They have been gored by the Visible Bulls. Moo. Moo.

I already know what jpow will say. Something along the lines of:

The committee remains committed to...the job market is robust...bla bla bla is resilient...unemployment for people of color...uh...dual mandate...uh...we remain dedicated to uh... expenditures...uh...bla bla bla bla bla bla... for the foreseeable future...bla bla bla niggers
END SPEECH

>>51098495
Daddy got his juice!

>>51098498
sounds like a win/win situation there. Maybe I'll hedge the same way

It has been a tough year so far.

Also vanguards new charts have errors in them they need to fix (a chart like this should start at zero ffs)

Even as a soxl holder, I was expecting to get heemed this morning. I'll never doubt you again Cathy.

>futures

>>51098522
I expected more out of MRVL.

>>51098522
I mean, this tuition forgiveness thing is essentially a massive stimulus that isn't printed money, so not inflationary. Kind of shit for banks, but that money is instead going to flow directly into consumer goods. CPI is gonna kick ass, so it's got to be priced in now. SOXL is a great place to be for that.

Reminder shorts still haven’t covered on BBBY.

>>51098530
Sup dawg

>>51098396
>golden crab
Fck that’s boring

I'm pretty sure I've seen this pattern forming before...

>>51098500
>you reach the final boss
>you open the giant stone door carved with ancient symbols
>who could it be? who has been pulling the strings to this whole time?
>table full of rich old jews and women virtue signaling about how bad they feel for people of color and their new designer handbag they bought

>>51098396
God I hope you are right. I'm counting on it

>>51098507
finally bulls get to cum

>>51098545
>telling tens of millions of people to not repay their debt and instead use that money to consoom
>not inflationary

Pick one fucktard

>>51098396
>Market manipulation is getting turned up to 11
Smg rightfully believes this but calls GME baggies. LOL

>>51098612
Lmao this

SIGA bros

>>51097959
Quantum suicide bros wwa?

>>51098643
>tfw you wish you had quantum powers to change to a timeline where you didnt fuck everything up
>just makes you sadder
How to you guys live day to day? Im barely hanging on, and many people who i meet think im ok and just too hard on myself. Is there some switch simewhere on my body im supposed to hit that makes me happy?

>>51098634

>>51098643
would you like me to explain why multiverse theory as well as time travel are impossible, i can prove it with logic if you like

>>51098667
no, you just chase dopamine hits until the dopamine doesn't work anymore. Then that is it. It's over.

how's it going faggots
i think i've just figured out an amazing strategy for stocks - specifically new ipo's

new ipo's have 40 day quiet periods where they cannot release certain info, pr and documents and won't receive analysts targets or opinions. once that period finishes stocks tend to receive buy/strong buy analyst ratings (i read some university paper on the quiet period and they proved there is a pattern but i can't remember the details, it was quite complicated)
--- therefore,
i will now actively search for stocks that completed their public initial offerings at around 35-39 days ago so the quiet period expires and can go boom in a relatively quick time

am i a genius or a retard?

>>51098700
The only issue with that idea is that after quite periods end, insiders are allowed to sell. And that's generally the whole reason they are ipoing in the first place.

>>51098667
God provided you with all you need. Try magic mushrooms for a new perspective, fren. It could be the magic switch you are looking for

>>51098700
This is clownworld faggot. Look for the company that misses earnings by the largest amount and go all in for 10x.
Simple.

>>51098731
See, this guy gets it

>>51098731

>>51098681
Yes. Multiverse is simply unworkable, imagine all the decisions going on across the world every second. Not just the human big decisions, literally trillions upon trillions of life forms on land, in the sea, small bacteria within bodies all making decisions, then multply that across the universe and its countles stars with other worlds. So the universe splits each time for each one? Literally stupid. There would be a trillion x trillion x trillions new verse born every frick micro-second exponentially growing faster forever. No

>>51098681
Slow down there Debbie Downer, we just want to meme about the fun schizo genius man for a while.

I got good feeling about tomorrow

>>51098667

actually this >>51098712 anon is pretty right about it, if you are looking for medicine that actually works. also basically you care too much which causes the negativity as well as your mind being too rigid within your routine.

>>51098712
>mushrooms
I have heard psychedelic therapy could work. May know a guy who could get me shrioms and dmt. Thanks my dude, ill consider this
>>51098689
You cant be serious. What am i supposed to do then? Just be miserable forever? Id kill myself in the next year if this was it
>>51098681
Yeah, i know. And time travel is impossible etc. I guess i just want redemption, but dont believe i can get it from going to a church once a week

>>51097885
Poem of the day:
Markets pumped today, tomorrow another dose of double speak Jerome will play, meanwhile at someone's balance sheet another Lehman's moment is cooking up, or maybe not. Time will tell and now we just sit to wait and see.

>>51098329
>>51098344
>>51098322
>>51098240
Is he even announcing any real numbers tomorrow? I thought it was just a general monetary situation speech.

>>51098667
If you haven't found anything that makes you happy yet just try more things.

>>51098443
Time to sell, I have been looking at all those to buy but they are too high

>>51098667
make 32 low-dose edibles out of 7.5g of weed, .5 cups of coconut oil, 100g of gelatin

Want the recipe? Works very well for me because the efficiency of edibles gives me a daily all-afternoon happy high, but it's so low-dosage that I don't get dried out by the comedown. Sleep well and feel great in the morning, come home from work with something to look forward to.

I've also done shrooms as others recommended, but this works better. Shrooms can be a double-edged sword, inconsistent results.

>>51098910
Recipe? Yes please!

>>51098910
Recipe pls

>>51098828
I think I've experienced more than most people do in a lifetime. I also have a ton of shrooms and they kinda sorta help but it's just drugging away the bad thoughts like any other drug/pharma shit.

Nietzche was right... men are meant to die in combat not at an office desk or on the shitter at 70-80 years old

>>51098812
Nothing official probably just generic our economy is le strong and maybe he says he'll pivot or not

>>51098013
How did he livestream, then?

>>51098258
How about the earthquake scenes from san Andreas or 2012

>>51098765
>>51098773
well multi-verse theory + time travel may be possible but it would need to be limited. the reason for this;

in an infinite verse scenario you as well as every person who has existed as well as endless people who never existed would have invented both verse-travel as well as time travel. (similar to the concept in rick&morty), these beings would be appearing in all verse space continuously, in all areas of space/time. essentially filling all space and all time within our universe and all the others. you would find yourself popping in and out of existence in front of your own eyes forever. this is why these theories would need to be limited.

these theories are also interesting in their thought experiment scope as they allow for other strange possibilities, such as the creation of God. you may suppose that such a being came into existence in an anime for example and she went by the name of Lain. This being ended up creating our universe the way it is and inserting herself as a fictional character as a kind of meme and a joke.

another idea is that this scenario is segregated and our current reality is in containment as part of its prism within multiverse theory. essentially making our universe one in which these sort of paradoxes dont occur, but they do in an infinite amount of others.

>>51098936
>>51098932
give me a minute please, as i really want you to get it right. these things are my pride and joy. buying weed in bulk, they cost me only $1 apiece to make and have brought me life-changing comfort and stability. all my friends say the same, and i give them out like candy hurr hurr because they're so damn cheap

recipe incoming

>>51097902
it'd be better if it switched to some other show, something unexpected. maybe south park where randy is shitting out a huge poo except it's green.

>>51097959
Holy based

>>51098667
Can't really diagnose anything from a post on an a faggot forum, but
>where you didnt fuck everything up
If you still have enough physical health to pass for ok outside, it hasn't been fucked up badly enough to ruin the save file yet.

>>51098353
>Powell isn't gonna pivot but we pump anyways
probably. my shorts will be btfo

FOUNDER OF HUAWEI IS WARNING OF A PAINFUL GLOBAL SLOWDOWN AND TELLS COMPANY TO BRACE FOR SURVIVAL

They're going to stop hiking soon, right? The whole getting "inflation under control" narrative does not match reality with any other government objectives. I thought they wanted to reduce the debt with inflation.
They're not cancelling social security or welfare. They're still trying to destroy all sources of energy required for basic economic functions.
Or am I missing that their intention is to cause a great depression that collapses energy usage and prices.

Mortgage rates are already at their absolute limit. If they hike anymore the prices are going to trigger a collapse. That's why I'm so nervous about what they're going to even fucking breathe in these next meetings.
anything over 0 bps is suicide, but the fed has a long history of overreacting and frontloading way too many hikes.

What are your chances for Taiwan and china military actions this year? Im at 25%

Seems like its march all over again. Oil and mineral stocks soaring. Cash gang until I figure out the next play

what will you wish for once you have reached the Wish-granter, will you ask to be bestowed the keeping of the red stone?

>>51098759

>>51098936
>>51098932
>>51098991

7.5g of goodish weed, shredded into rice grain-sized bits
100g of pure gelatin, i use 25 bloom
1/2 cup of coconut oil
4-5 packs of kool-aid or crystal light
some flour, any type but cornstarch
a little tap water
container 1: an oven-safe cup or bowl
container 2: a small tupperware
a stove
an oven or air fryer
a square of cheese cloth or other porous fabric

1) decarboxylate the weed in container 1. 120*C for 30m. Remove to agitate every 10m.
2) pour in the coconut oil and seep together in oven at 80*C for 3 hours. Remove to agitate every 30m.
3) During the final 30m of seeping, make your confection in container 2, on the stovetop at 70-120*C: pour all 100g of gelatin and VERY SLOWLY add water while stirring. You need less water than you think to melt the gelatin, and the less you use, the gummier the candy turns out.
4) Add kool-aid to container 2 and stir until consistent. turning up the heat to 120*C for a bit helps.
5) When the 3 hour seep is finished, take container 2 off the stove. cover with the square of cheese cloth. Pour the oil and weed coffee grounds all onto the cheese cloth. scrape the bowl extremely clean. this is no-waste cooking.
6) bundle up and squeeze the cheesecloth to get all the oil into container 2. use pliers or the butt of a scissors. really rape that thing for 5m or so and get every drop. then set the coffee grounds aside to eat them later. you'll get high as fuck.
7) add VERY SMALL amounts of flour incrementally while stirring the oil into the confection. they do not dissolve naturally, so the flour acts as a binding agent. As with the water, the less you use the better. the more you use of water or flower, the more you will have to use of the other.
8) stir until consistent, no brown streaks or brown sheen on top. place container 2 in freezer for a few hours.
9) remove and cut into 32 squares

Hope you guys make use of this.

NVDS holders you beclown yourselves

>>51099069
Thats the thing, its not only a monetary problem but a deglobalization geopolitical shitfest.
How is this bullish for stocks only god knows.

>>51099073
I would attempt to blow up the entire thing with explosives, because I'm based.

>>51098667
might be structural or chemicals in your brain thats fucked. if nothing makes you happy its not good. normally you should be happy and sad in equalish amounts cyclically. or depending on where you are in life.

do you do any workout or sports? thats one of the best medicines for depression. dunno maybe try to get mental health help from somewhere.

>>51098991
Do you like those gummys they sell at tobacco shops? Some of them get me way higher than weed. Some of them make me feel great, others give me more of a nervous paranoid over-thinking in my head kind of high. So many different kinds I just pick them randomly because I don't know enough about them. What do?

>>51099098
Ty very much, anon. I'll give it a try.

>>51098765
Unless the entire set of possible universes already exists eternally to begin with, and decisions merely determine what part of that set is observed.

>>51099098
why bother when you can buy 5mg gummies for under a buck already made

>>51098530
Imagine retards who think its going to keep going up and have calls overnight.

>>51099151
You're like the bulls who were saying it's going to keep going up at the highs. The market fluctuates. It's time for green.

>>51099120
I don't like those gummies. The reason they give you such extreme and inconsistent resultss is that the manufacturers put a lot of weed into them, then produce them less efficiently than i do. So they have this weirdly blunt but massive high that just puts you on the floor with anxiety and exhaustion. Those tend to be 10mg of THC/dibble or more. Mine are about 2.5mg of THC, but much more carefully served so that you get an even high. I'm really proud of these and have rich stoner friends request them all the time because they really are better. You could probably make a killing selling them for 5x how much they cost to make as well.

see my post here for my better and cheaper alternative
>>51099098

Those stupid BBBY faggots. If all that fomo money went to gamestop we'd be squeezing right now.
How many times do they have to fall for these kiked distractions before learning that there's only ONE stock with idiosyncratic risk to shorts?

>>51099106
so you desire no knowledge or reward after coming all this way?

so is homoness over now? can we go back to holding hands with amine grills?

>>51099098
>not using windmill turbines

>>51097961
The dump is fucking real, I just don't believe the reason why. The jews expect me to believe that not one faggots in Columbus caught pridepox this summer? Not one nigger didn't catch it at the Pike (county jail) or ODRC this summer? Bullshit.
I'll buy back in later but this stock was jewed to hell and back. I really hate kikes. Sometimes I stay awake at nights and try to figure out how I can send them all to hell.

so i went thru this pdf attached in a couple days just to get an idea of how to pick stocks for a divvy portfolio it basically says to look for
>at least 4% yield
>payout ratio under 75%
>10% or higher div growth rate
so i pulled all the dividend aristocrats, contenders, and challengers into a spreadsheet and filtered based on these parameters along with p/e ratio less than that of the sp500 and sorted by sector. am i doing this right or am i just wasting my time and bought into a meme book, feels like im missing soemthing

>>51099098
Based.

>>51099148
I'm diabetic. Those look too sweet

>>51099220
ARCC MAIN EPD. Fuck a book.

>>51099148
cause they suck ass. the misconception about THC is that you need a lot to get high, for two reasons:
1) weed is traditionally smoked, an extremely wasteful method of imbibing it
2) cali stoner culture has convinced people they need dabs and shit to get high. your body can't even process all that thc, so it just gives you one good high and then beefs up your tolerance so you'll never get high again for a month

also not everyone lives in a weed-legal area

>>51099240
Type 2? Keto fixes this

>>51099069
The fed itself has a dual mandate. They're legally obligated to control inflation unless unemployment gets out of control. Powell himself wasn't originally appointed by this administration and is personally trying to be a neutral official, so he won't be rewarded (and would instead be disposed of like a used paper plate) if he sabotages the fed's job to help one political faction.

The debt reduction part of inflation is meant to occur at a certain rate. They have long term plans for that and if it gets outside the planned zone, that doesn't help their plans.

The political background is that a power struggle is breaking out like >>51099101 said. The bottom line is the fed officials have nothing to gain and a lot to lose by taking sides in power struggles, so their obvious move is to just follow the rules, follow the data, and act like machines.

>>51099071
Short natural gas. They already priced in zombie holocaust in Europe so it's only down from here

>>51099220
>a proven system for double digit returns

>>51097885
so much fancy poison

im mad we pumped today and i missed it. im gonna miss tomorrow mostly too and will be angry if jhole pumps us again.

well at least i will have a few cases of alcohol.

>>51099247
>t. never smoked weed

>>51099166
based on what?

>>51099203
Yes, anon. It's over. False alarm just like bird flu.
Cases are coming down. Look, it has been completely eradicated in some areas. Enjoy unprotected sex with men again, you should celebrate with as much cock as you can handle this weekend. Take care of you, because you deserve it!

>>51099242
idk what this means but youre probably right
>>51099279
his thing is getting an 11% yield and a 10-year average total return of 12% in 10 years. idk i just wanted to figure out how to pick divvy stocks because i have like 50k just sitting around doing nothing

>>51099188
I just took a sour gummy and the package says 20 mg. Maybe I should just take half instead of a whole one? Making them myself like you do just seems like a lot of work. But maybe it's worth it. I've made my own specialty beers before with home brew kits, make my own toothpaste, roll my own cigarettes with a machine, grow my own mushrooms, etc. Maybe I can try your recipe one day, I screenshotted it in case I do, thanks

>>51098013
pizza and carne asada nachos
miss me with that sailor jerry...other
than that, giga chadbeast.

>>51097885
I'm looking forward to see how this dumpster fire affects Amazon's stock price

>>51099333
>putting the future of your streaming service on a diversity hire low quality bastardization
sheeeiittttt

>>51099269
Is there a bear etf for oil and gas?

>>51099333
They're releasing it all at once right? It's gonna be the talked about thing for like a week and then die off

>>51097961
I'm surprised that Stanford or Yale hasn't had any yet with how gay those places can be.

>>51099329
It's 4 hours of on and off kitchen work for a whole month of high. to me it's worth it.

>20mg sour gummy
let us know how it goes. remember that 20mg is only in there to bust through heroin addict-level tolerance. the guys who need that volume of thc to feel anything don't get any higher than i do off my little baby bites. they just spend more money.

>>51099298
>t. stoner who thinks wasting all his money and energy on weed makes him cool to functioning adults

>>51099211
They are already going to hell and know it anon.. it's why they are so paranoid, why they were so worried about covid/germs.

They only have this earthly realm to abuse and then they know it's hell or darkness after

>>51099352
KOLD or DRIP

>>51099266
So I guess they'd rather err on the side of overcorrecting. It makes it look like they're DO SOMETHING.
the public don't understand leading indicators well so they'd rather just dumbly obey the masses and be safe.

>>51099381
Only the first 2 episodes.

Interesting that season 2 is already put "on hold". That's a fucking red flag right there.

>futures

>>51099333
Who is that show even for?
Fans? No
Whites? No
Niggers? lmao
Spics? No
College crowd? Nah
Children? No
Whores? No
For the whole family? hahahaha
The first part of anything is know who your fucking audience is. Imagine making such an elementary mistake with billions

>>51099333
>>51099345
I hate this pozzed harbage so much.

Tolkien literally wrote Lord of the Rings as a metaphor for Anglo-Saxon history. He said this himself. When Tolkien wrote his books, he said his vast, detailed, and infinitely rich world was something he could “dedicate simply to England, to my country.”

https://www.amren.com/features/2022/01/the-end-of-fantasy/

>>51099315
kek
>almost 55,000 cases
>spread to 104 countries
Pack it up SIGA sissies, Tedros says it's over

>>51097959
I KNEW IT

>>51099406
Pretty much the same mistake that other movies like Ghostbusters 2016, Jurassic Dominion, Terminator Genisys and those other piece of shit cash-ins made. Hollywood never learns.

>>51099298
He is right. Dabs are fucking retarded, weed pens are convenient but the same problem of being overkill and fucking your tolerance.

More and more I want to retire to a small farm (of weed and mushrooms) and distance myself from the fast food eating, soda guzzling dab smoking retards

>>51099192
>all that fomo money

BBBY was only in the 100 most popular stocks for robinhood for one day, the day it hit $30. news reported that retail bought $300 million or so that day, which would barely have moved GME at all.

the FOMO money was peanuts.

uranium

>>51099333

No problem just issue some corporate bonds and become a zombie.

An important part of the Fed's commitment to equity is making sure that companies that produce this woke shit never have to actually worry about going broke.

Energy used to be 16% of the sp500, it's currently 4%. You gotta have an energy overweight

>>51099418
I will say though, now that the ride is definitely over.
It has been thoroughly entertaining to watch this man actually lose his sanity on stocktwits over the course of a week as the red days just got redder.

>>51099483
Why would I buy uranium? The climate hoax bill passed. What is there to be bullish about right now?

>>51099514
>Energy used to be 16%
when? how much were oil futures then?

>>51099322
Old heads might recognize me from my portfolio. I've been dividend investing a while now. My portfolio is about $180k, yielding just over 8%

ARCC (Strongly Recommend)
CSWC (Hold)
EPD (Strongly Recommend)
MAIN (Strongly Recommend)
PRU (Bought during Covid for $48)

The "dividend kings" spreadsheet is golden. Don't invest in the high-yield ETFs - they ultimately bone you. Look up "MORL". Lessons learned.

My dividends pay all my bills, and yours can too. Just don't go chasing waterfalls, fren.

>>51097885
Yeah, I sold my spy calls 45 minutes too early and bought puts before the bullrun
Keep my tab open, but I'll take two gin and tonics, double, for right now
I'm the asshole now

>>51099514
Energy sussin' rn fr fr

weed smokers are subhuman

>Trevor Milton bought the NKLA dip yesterday

I swear NKLA is up there in funniest stocks to trade of all time.

wife being a bitch because we're trying to have a baby and i had a couple beers tonight

she doesn't even know i bought a SOXL put today ;)

>>51099624
no cap wise bro

>>51099220
I have a strategy of buying specific beaten down dividend stocks and using margin to beef up 30% returns to 50% returns while simultaneously paying off the debt with my salary.

granted those returns are based on the relation to my net worth and salary. as my net worth increases compared to my income the returns will be less because I'll float less debt.

youre doing work, and it helps, but what stocks have you identified? I personally think theres maybe 5 stocks worth buying right now.

so you may have overdone it, but whatever

>>51099496

soooo smg... spy calls at market open or after jpow's speech?

>>51099596
that's what im after, thanks anon. most of these were on my list from doing this >>51099220 so i guess im on the right track

>>51099322
Oh, I check your numbers and apologize for misunderstanding. I thought it was double dollar digits, not percent.

>>51099252
Yep, T2D and yes keto makes a huge difference. I've been on keto for a couple of months and already fasting glucose is way down

>>51099670
I sold a covered call

>>51099714
I should feel bad but seeing all the BBBY loss porn just feels so good

>>51099333
>Spongebob creator points out that spin-offs are indicators of a show selling out and losing its creative touch.
>Within a week after he dies, they announce Spongebob spinoffs.
>Amazon purchases the LotR rights right after Chris Tolkien croaks.

>>51099744
i think we get retard powell pump tomorrow into like lunchtime on Monday

7 days from now these are good, quality plays

>>51099644
wtf is this shit. This stock was at 60 dollars?

>>51099760
I made money on both calls and puts the last two days.. the volatility is still wild and it +/-20%s every day. It's still a top shitcoin to make money on I just don't get why people try to get in super late and then long the top (like SIGA)

>>51099730
Where do I buy it and how do I use it. How does it work?

>>51099812
Test

>youre doing work, and it helps, but what stocks have you identified? I personally think theres maybe 5 stocks worth buying right now.

that's kind of where im at right now, i have this big list of stocks that fit the numbers but now im kinda lost as to how to pick em.
LYB looks interesting for example but im just totally basing it off of what i see on the sheet and what i see when i search it on twitter

>Even with a 6% rally, ASTR is still below $1

>>51099834
>>51099691

>>51099596
Based
I hope to get to a six digit divie folio eventually
I'll check out the tickers you mentioned

>>51099810
Yes, and it still has a fucking $2.6B market cap.

What amazes me is that this shit is STILL on the Top 100 Most Popular Stocks on Robinhood too. Evidently retail retards have more faith in NKLA than BBBY.

>>51098590
>>51098396
How to profit off a perma-crab without daytrading?

SIGA bulls, are you doing your part by participating in drug fueled gay orgies?

>>51099779
There's no really big money to be made off creative pursuits anymore. Same thing already hit the music industry, studio talent multi million dollar music videos get outperformed and memory-holed by literal teenagers with a pirated DAWs and second hand smartphones.

>>51099908
Is Siga ever going to go back up before the FDA approval later this year? I don't like it getting closer and closer to my cost basis. Every fucking day for 2 weeks now.

>>51097961
The outbreak is nearly done in Europe. Cases will slow in USA soon.

>>51099909
>music videos get outperformed and memory-holed by literal teenagers with a pirated DAWs and second hand smartphones.
True fact. And the trannies and leftists on Twitter stole all their Twitter followers too. Guess where those artists are now? Not on Twitter. Not on SoundCloud. They're getting their lives together.

Damnit. 2013 was fun.

Some anon was here shilling ASTS. Looks like the Garbage Gon of phone service

>>51099834
Filter out anything that doesn't have positive "DGR 5Y" on the sheet. Choose the largest divergence between "5yr Avg Yield" and "Current Div", obviously aiming to have a higher current dividend than average dividend. Those are your buy targets. Use "Debt/Capital" as the tiebreaker.

Also, don't buy 75 stocks trying to "average dividend" to death. Less than 10. I hold 5.

>>51099907
Wide butterfly spreads

>>51099948
I've looked a bit into ASTS and their technology. I don't think they can pull off what it is they're planning.

If they CAN execute flawlessly the stock will indeed explode, but that's just a huge fucking gamble at this point. You'd be better off bettering on bioshit memes.

Help. I'm being shadow banned by 4chan. I keep posting and get the post successful page, only for no post to go through. The jews must be trying to sabotage me. Help me /smg/ this is my third attempt to post.

>>51099954
nice thanks for the good tips anon

>>51100000
Very nice

Anyone have the picture of Apu grilling with that girl in lingerie and the grill looks rancid?

>>51099935
It won’t unless there are LOTS of cases in schools. There are no reasons for it to pump. Momentum is gone and not a single big deal was done. It will slowly bleed to 12-14 again probably

>>51100000
Quints checked. I wish I had someone to tell me these things before I wasted my money in the first couple years. Let's all retire.

>>51100000
wasted

And just like that, once again, nobody has any idea for sure what's really going to happen tomorrow

>>51099779
Copyright ownership should die with the author/creator, simple as that

>>51099988
They have agreements with top companies so their customers believe that technology can work.
It is either bankruptcy or epic gains.

>>51100070
Everything points to recession bear market. So we pump tomorrow. It's that easy

>>51098765
There is a universe where I have unlimited sex with anyone I desire.

>>51100024

>>51100070
If JPOW says something nice then we pump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XglcbMssJs

Stocks for this feel?

Bridgewater is expecting stocks to go down -25% this year. I've seen other people claim that it can go down further like -50% and more next year.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1562916812442210304

I need to get a new car soon. How fucked am I?

I feel like I'm tempting fate by not getting back into SIGA after today. Can it really drop any more than it already has? Cases have slowed, sure, but we're still seeing a thousand new ones a day.

>>51100152
Use cars are still asking for 30% above MSRP of a new car

>>51100132
You are going to share it with, right, r-right?

>>51100152
Don't get a car made after like 2015.

>>51100102
You would get tired of it.. you always get tired of her eventually no matter how hot she is

>>51100161
redonkiculous I know. My ford ranger is leaking (minor) from head gasket at the moment. Probably going to get head gasket sealer on it
>>51100175
My brother has an S10 pickup truck that is manual. He doesn't like using it because its manual and lowered to the ground. Only issue being my currently apartment would be hard to enter on a lowered truck.

Bank/Market holidays can suck a dick

I'm holding all these red bad stocks that savvy investors told us to not hold longer than a day. I'm gonna make some nice profits like a real badass when the markets go down. mmmhhhmmm

When is our nigga JPowell speaking tomorrow?

>>51100145
Bridgewater's expertise is in commodities.
They should stick to that.

>>51100231
I'm talking about millions. Stadium after stadium filled to the brim.

(((Official))) sources keep reporting that monkeypoo mainly affects the men who have sex with men community, which has been statistically true up to this point. But non sexual transmission is possible and has already been documented in this outbreak. Wouldn’t non fags be reluctant to get tested for fear of stigma of being associated with MSM? This will certainly be true in countries like India. Probably much of the US too. This would be reflected in an apparent “leveling off” of new infections. Thoughts?

I went all in on bank stocks, how fucked am I tomorrow?

>>51099670
whats so bad about being drunk?

>>51100245
There are plenty of good cars that don't have massive computers in them.

>>51100412
those cars also have insanely high insurance rates

>>51100375
you are probably okay

>>51100317
post positions

>>51100419
Not necessarily. A solid like 2014 car in good condition shouldn't be that much more than a new car.

>>51100371
You're coping really hard. It's nothing more than a faggot disease that was going to make SIGA double. It's doubled now and it's time to move on.
like I said from the beginning it's nothing like fucking covid, aerosolized infection at 100 meters. the chances of anyone getting it outside of faggotry is extremely low.

>>51100371
>But non sexual transmission is possible and has already been documented in this outbreak
Non-gay transmission of HIV is also possible but it is considerably less likely, to the degree that if gays didn't exist, HIV would have died out many many years ago.
I think the monke might be just that: a disease that will only exist in the gay community with very rare spillover to some unfortunate individuals. Kids most likely.

>>51099333
should have filmed it in africa with tribals documentary style. shit would have cost 500k and been entertaining.

I'm officially a pool guy /smg/ started my new job today. gonna be working 7 days a week for 3 months straight and will save all that cash to yolo on calls or puts

>>51100567
That's what I've done with landscaping.

>>51100401
Nothing as long as you can keep your shit together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf9UiCGEwxM

>>51100567
Thinking of waging at my university library to get more money to waste on options.

>>51100492
Treatments for HIV are very profitable though

>>51099220
seems like that screen could be useful, but why did you add an extra parameter that the p/e had to be lower than the SP500?

>>51100581
based
>>51100604
yeah, I figured it won't be enough to buy a stack but good enough for degenerate gambling

How hard is BBBY going to squeeze tomorrow?

>>51100152
Order a new car from the factory and try your best to find a dealer without a markup. Yes you’ll have to wait months, but it is what it is. Used cars are a scam right now. A salesman from a dealership confessed to me they rip people off who come in needing a car asap and have to settle for a used car

cmon /smg/ we had 1 anon shill the gaysex meme that made us money. What is the next play? Fuck your oil, that shit is priced in. Lithium is ath, mining stocks are beaten down so maybe some vale or rio. Retail stocks?
I hope you all enjoy this meme I made the other day

>>51099269
>priced in

it's only just beginning

>>51100747
That is the one thing I will praise TSLA for: no dealership hoops. You select the car you want with all the add ins and specs and that is the price you pay.

>>51100152
spam ford dealers that you will buy an electric transit for $7500 cash (they are hard to sell). then go trade it in for whatever.

So what are your predictions for Jackson's Hole tomorrow? I'm think Jay cones out in Hawk Stance and doesn't see his shadow. No 6 week waiting period and an immediately rape hikes 75 times.

does anyone have the fake ryan cohen tweet talking about kosher ball sweat dunking in and out of your fucking mouth kek baggies?

>>51098962
strategically placed hole in the foil to beam the signal directly to the internet without interception

>>51100813
JPow is hawkish and market pumps anyways because I bought puts for tomorrow

>Loblaws
>Employee Share Ownership Plan (ESOP)
>Loblaws matches 25% of your contribution to buying Loblaws stock with your paycheque
i'll be able to make this choice in 6 months, is it really as good as it sounds? In a recession if this shit dumps -50% then getting an instant +25% profit won't matter in the first place

for the record i'm still only using $0 of my TFSA contribution room because i withdrew my cost basis from the bull run
after doing some math with the big boy cheque i got in this new job (fucking taxes/deductions were $1k cad from 2 weeks what the fuck), it'll still take me like 1-2 years to max out of my TFSA regardless of what i do so maybe i may as well try to get a 25% bump on my contribution room with this ESOP stock thing

>>51100778
>That is the one thing I will praise TSLA for: no dealership hoops. You select the car you want with all the add ins and specs and that is the price you pay.
As TSLA has been hiking prices they put current pre-orders in pre-order purgatory to try to get them to cancel to reset the order at the higher price.
>>51100813
We are nearing the point where JPOW either has to have testicles or becomes a eunuch. The market is DARING him to be a hawk.

>>51100902
>Loblaw
Isn't that the name of that lawyer from Arrested Development? Now THAT is the funny ticker company I need to put some money in!

>>51100927
you prob can't trade it since it's a canadian stock, i mean only canadians know what it is in the first place (basically walmart of canada)

>>51100923
Why doesn’t JPow just turn up the heat and punt back over to Biden? JPow’s job is to keep inflation below 2% and keep unemployment low. Yes, JPow has the power to literally destroy the world, but that’s on Biden and Congress to prevent, not JPow. If JPow decimates China, the EU, and the Federal Debt payments with his rate hikes, then Biden and Congress should probably do something about it

>>51100751
Party City has all the makings of something so obscene that it might just work. It has that "icky" effect that makes the average investor reflexively cringe that I actively look for. I've posted about it on prior /smg/ threads.

I fully expect a Halloween run up and for insiders to start accumulating soon given they were buyers at $6, which is thrice the current price.

Is it too soon to short CVNA tomorrow? I need a play badly. I got stopped loss out of my SIGA today. Bought at 19, held till 26 and back down again. Yes I know I was late, kek baggie and all that. Idk what to do.

>>51100970
I can attest to that. Almost bought some at 1.96 today, but just the thought of the location at my local shopping mall made me change my mind. I think it will produce good gains, but convincing myself to buy it is so hard.

>>51100959
>JPow’s job is to keep inflation below 2% and keep unemployment low
I mean as far as what the Fed has in their mandate all indicators are screaming for additional rate hikes and higher rate hikes.
However, the Fed since 2001 and especially since 2008 has been in the business of saving the stock market pretty exclusively. Asset managers of all walks of life are leveraged to their eyeballs assuming that the easy money will never EVER stop because they are leveraged to their eyeballs.
Just look at how much pants shitting there was over the past like 6 months, and the 10 yr is barely at where it was in 2019.

>>51100983
It's not to soon to short CNVA. Still extremely overvalued.

>>51099098
>1/2 cup of coconut oil
>not vodka

Anon, I….

>>51100983
What you need is to learn how to trim profits. When you think a sell point looks good, but you're unsure, sell 25-35%. Then if it goes down and you get stopped out you get some gains towards the top.

Any opinions on webr anons? It looks like a double bottom

>>51100724
as hard as it squeezed today

NEW

>>51101066
>>51101066

>>51099333
Is this dem rangz n sheit?

>>51100970
i'm in

>>51101004
I don't blame you for being hesitant given that it's already doubled in the last month and the average investor I've interacted with in it is a mouth breathing moron who thinks every small cap stock is "the next big short squeeze" despite it only having 9% of the float short.

>>51099834
LYB looks decent. obviously dont go all in at one price. I would assume chemical companies are dealing with rising input costs right now, but if the companies good its very possible you could buy with conviction (holding for long term) to enjoy the gains after bagholding dividends for a bit.

the important part is to filter for stocks you like and WATCH them. you really shouldnt invest in a stock you havent watched for awhile. you need to understand how it moves

>>51101014
Alcohol extracts are very slow and shouldn't be done with vodka.
>Decarb weed same as in my recipe
>Seep in 95% everclear at room temp in a dark place for a month
>Use a sieve to mix with something and then drink
This requires far more weed to work and is somewhat wasteful. Still not as wasteful as smoking, but coconut oil is proven in lab testing to be the superior medium. Look it up if you want. Vodka doesn't have nearly enough ABV. Has to be everclear

>>51098200
get a wife

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