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>> No.51059561
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51059561

Is having 2 months for early voting based?

>> No.51059560
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DUN WORRY I AM HERE TO HELP ZE GERMANZ

>> No.51059574
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51059574

>buy SOXL every day
>never look at the price
It's really that simple

>> No.51059582
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51059582

I knew STBX would fuck people up today.

>> No.51059589

>>51059540
>redditors are losing money, and you're laughing?

>> No.51059590
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51059590

$EC
dont let anyone else know though or I'm dead

>> No.51059591

>>51059561
how many times a day can you vote? just the once?

>> No.51059600

I paid off my student loans this year looking forward to my 10K check!

>> No.51059602

Why is the market so gay today?

>> No.51059609

>>51059582
i'm going to stop mentioning chink P&Ds here so that smg can stop losing all their money on them

>> No.51059623

>>51059582
What's sad is it only has a volume of 2 mil. If this thing would have been allowed to run instead of being halted every 5 seconds it could have been worth looking into.

>> No.51059624

>>51059600
kek not how it works

>> No.51059628

>>51059560
you will sell farts to Germans? Haha, I didn't know /biz/ is so based.

>> No.51059630

>>51059590
>14.34% yield
ayyy

>> No.51059631

What's stopping someone from selling a deep ITM covered call on ZIM and pocketing the dividend while guaranteeing virtually no loss on stock overall? What's the catch that prevents this?

>> No.51059636
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51059636

No mumus or bears cumin today

>> No.51059643

>>51059600
quick go get a 10k loan and throw it into your brokerage.

>> No.51059653

>>51059631
Why would you sell deep ITM calls? That's a guarantee you lose you shares

>> No.51059672

Wtf PANW cannot be stopped. It needs to fill the friggen gap!

>> No.51059675
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>>51059636
woo doggie

>> No.51059677

>>51059653
But since it's ex-dividend you'd get the dividend regardless, and that's like 10% return alone not counting taxes.

>> No.51059678
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51059678

Mickey Mouse has Monkey Poop.
It's over.

>> No.51059686

>>51059631
people sometimes exercise options ahead of the dividend date
also depending on how deep ITM you try to sell there might not be a ton of liquidity, so you pay on the spread

>> No.51059689

>OXY

>> No.51059702

>>51059631
You'll get assigned early and have to sell before the ex-div date. Even if the option is otm, you'll probably get assigned if the dividend is greater than the premium.

>> No.51059711

>>51059702
>>51059686
Thanks, I forgot about being assigned early.

>> No.51059713

>>51059582
fellow short squeezer?

>> No.51059714
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>That feel when the Jews can no longer short oil itself via paper contracts...so they just short oil stocks instead

>> No.51059715

GASS GASS GASSS. Silent but deadly sultans choking out our prey!

>> No.51059716
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51059716

Cricket is the based phone service provider that white men use

>> No.51059719
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>GME down 20% the last week
you love to see it

>> No.51059724
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>>51059600
I'm sorry anon, anyone who has paid off the loans will have that 10k confiscated and given to BIPOC instead.

>> No.51059730
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>>51059719
There is nothing finer than seeing redditors losing money.

>> No.51059731

>>51059602

The market is great today
my portfolio is up almost %8

>> No.51059734

>>51059719
i make fun of them every single day in /gme/

>> No.51059742

>>51059730
between GME, BBBY, AMC, and others its been quite the brutal month for redditors and stock cultists

>> No.51059743

SQQQ just went green
>it’s ogre

>> No.51059744
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51059744

>That aint working, that's the way you do it
>let me tell you, them EQNRs ain't dumb
>Maybe gas a german with your little asshole
>Maybe gas a german with your burps

>We got the instore fartgas ovens

>> No.51059748

>>51059716
>Cricket
Everyone knows Boost Mobile is the white mans company. Move out of the hood.

>> No.51059749

>>51059734
what is wrong with those "people"?

>> No.51059762
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51059762

we staying flat today because
tomorrow
>US pending home sales
>US durable good
on Thursday
>German GDP
>US GDP
on Friday
>JPow taps mic

I'm bored I demand my circuit breakers

>> No.51059770

>>51059749
evaporative cooling of cults
as the doomsday predictions dont come true, the relatively normal members leave and you're left with ever-more fanatical wackos

>> No.51059775
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It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better sell
Let's make a night, you won't remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget
The bigger your gains, the harder you'll fall
This biggity boy's a diggity dog
I have 'em like twinks, clothes off
Twerking in their monkey poop anus, timber
Face down, booty up, timber
That's the way we like the what, timber
I'm slicker than an oil stocks
Swing your gay sex partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, your gains are done
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, you will be broke watch it drop
One more shot, another round
End of the night, your gains it's going down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

>> No.51059798

>>51059762
> Priced in
> Priced in
> Priced in
> Priced in
> Priced in

>> No.51059800
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51059800

What's for lunch /smg/? Here's my spread.
>no bully

>> No.51059823
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>>51059678
So that's why they were all upset that the state of Florida said you can't groom schoolchildren until they're a certain age. Huh. I never would have suspect -- oh wait.

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>>51059800

>> No.51059829
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51059829

Do your bags hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your bags hang low?

>> No.51059832
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>>51059800
I hope that's for 10 people anon

>> No.51059841

As someone with over 2 years of experience in the stock market I've never seen a better buying opportunity

>> No.51059843
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51059843

What’s going on in here?

>> No.51059845
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>>51059800
>food
I like to put some cinnamon in my coffee

>> No.51059846

>>51059800
I might just eat some veggies and nuts, I'm trying to become a less chunky boy

>> No.51059847

>>51059724
kek

>> No.51059851

journey to the center of the earth

>> No.51059855

>>51059825
those are the most disgusting fries I have ever seen bro may God have mercy on your soul for ingesting that.

>> No.51059858

>>51059800
Damn fren. That’s about eight meals for me right there.

>> No.51059872

>>51059825
This is what eurotrash think fries should be?

>> No.51059879

dumping will resume tomorrow

>> No.51059880

>>51059800
you know we can tell you saved somebody elses picture from the filename right?

>> No.51059883

>>51059800
>tell me you are 35+ bmi without telling me you are 35+ bmi

>> No.51059884

>>51059800
Everyone is gonna call you a disgusting fat fuck, but that unironically looks amazing.

t. poor hungry skeleton

>> No.51059890

>>51059879
dumping is resuming right now

>> No.51059897

>>51059880
you know there's a filename randomizer on a certain plugin for browsing 4chan, right?

>> No.51059901

>>51059884
that's because that's enough food to feed a small army

>> No.51059906

>>51059890
yes, it will also resume tomorrow

>> No.51059912
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>>51059800
Thinking to just have oatmeal, need to loose 10 pounds.

>> No.51059916
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>>51059880
Yeah went over to /ck/ for a minute. Lasted about 10 seconds before I saw a comment from some redditor defending geroge Floyd. Saved this picture and promptly left. I forgot that /ck/ is the gayest board just short of /fit/.

>> No.51059924

>>51059912
I lost 30 lbs that past 4 months feels good bro. 2000 calorie/day clean strict diet wasn't too bad

>> No.51059931

>>51059901
Maybe in Europe, but I could easily eat most of that to myself and I'm only 150lbs.

>> No.51059933

>he doesn't know that sanna, finish pm, has a picture of her in a loli outfit

This is why you deserve to lose your money betting against Finland. Never bet against Finland. EVER.

>> No.51059945

>>51059924
I'm personally doing one meal a day. Managed to get under 230 already. Impressive how quickly it works. I'm fucking hungry all the time though. I do not recommend.

>> No.51059948
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51059948

SQQQ is going to 45 tomorrow. I saw it in a dream.

>> No.51059950

>>51059931
you won't eat all this shit as (((lunch))) at once

>> No.51059960
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51059960

Halt up. This won't end well.

>> No.51059967

>Natty gas prices mooning
>SWN is red for the day

What the FUCK is wrong with this nigger stock

>> No.51059969

>>51059933
what's Finland? some kind of amusement park? whats the ticker?

>> No.51059970

>>51059948
socksul puts are the superior financial tool

>> No.51059972

>>51059945
I chew a ton of gum, drink water

>> No.51059974

>>51059631
There is none other than getting manually assigned. To prevent this you could set the expiry date to january. The other guy holding the contract would have to be a retard to execute the call and lose all that extrinsic value just to collect the august divi.

>> No.51059984
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>>51059933
>so what she does drugs and acts like a fool while in office. You aren't a bigot are you?

>> No.51059988
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>>51059933
post it right now

>> No.51060013

>>51059933
proof or else i shoot your school

>> No.51060014
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>>51059984
I love her

>> No.51060029
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>>51059933
>has a picture of her in a loli outfit

>> No.51060031

>>51059775
>Lumber is up 5%
Well done.

>> No.51060040

DRV printing again boys its going to 60 come Mid sept.

>> No.51060044
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51060044

We really gonna crab on my birthday?
very boring, will not have another

>>51059916
/fit/ is homoerotic, it's completely different and funny
unless it's a cbt thread, them niggas gay

>> No.51060047
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Siggas... I capitulated

>> No.51060052
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51060052

>>51059933
>>51059988
Czechd do it

>> No.51060070

>>51059540
So, any news from Jpow? Are they still raising rates?

>> No.51060071
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>>51060014
She's a WEF puppet. You need to repent and start focusing on 2d women. Here take this. You are going to need it to beat the sin out of you.

>> No.51060076

>>51060047
I feel like it's gonna retest $15-16 on Friday and will either be $10 or $20 by Mo nday. Just riding my long dated puts and watching it die

>> No.51060081
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>>51059933
She'd better get sucking Saudi dick in order to keep the lights on.

>> No.51060083
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51060083

NASDAQ SAVING THE DAY AGAIN

>> No.51060088

>>51059984

>obviously cucking her husband
>something clearly wrong with anybody who wants to be a "party girl" at 35
>"y-you just hate people having fun!"

Ah yes, the Kevin Spacey Defense.

>> No.51060091
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what the fuck was that?

>> No.51060093

it's still not too late to join the PRTY before normies find out, anon

>> No.51060094
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mid. lunch. puuuUUUUMMMPPPPPP

>> No.51060096
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>missed the exit again

why I am so retarded? I knew the rally was coming to an end and I still didn't act. I fucking hate this feel.

>> No.51060097
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>>51060044
>one is degenerate one is based
kek, whatever helps them sleep at night

>> No.51060099
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line go up now?

>> No.51060107

RIP Julian Robertson

>> No.51060109

what did trigger that volume

>> No.51060111

>>51059762
If JPow hikes then we should still be trending down.
This recent summer bull run is a bit weird to me.

>> No.51060113
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>>51060088
Except Kevin didn't do anything wrong. As PM, doing drugs means she's asking to get blackmailed or assassinated.

>> No.51060115

Line please go down.

>> No.51060122
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51060122

Don’t struggle, baggie

>> No.51060124
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>>51060099
>>51060115
How about no?

>> No.51060131

>>51060107
>Julian Robertson
F

>> No.51060132

>>51060113
She ain't done no drugs y'all

>> No.51060136
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>>51060071
>choosing tranime over this

>> No.51060138

>>51060113
do you know where you can get that cup from? it's actually *extremely* significant. also the ring, as well. those are two most significant items in that video. do you know what he's actually saying with those?

>> No.51060139
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>>51060093
Don't let the jews short your right to party. Don't let the globohomo take away your God given constitutional freedoms to wear party hats. White power fren 1488 ticker PRTY

>> No.51060143

>>51060107
Dude was 1000 years old. He was just as out of touch with the markets as Buffett is.

>> No.51060146
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>>51060115

>> No.51060147

>>51060081
Our newest nuclear reactor is finally complete after a shitload of delays and now they're dragging their feet getting it running instead of working 24/7 to get that shit done before winter. Fuck our useless pozzed crackhead politicians.

>> No.51060151

>>51060107
F
>>51060132
>dindu
mmmhmmmm

>> No.51060154

>>51059912
Anon I am willing to trade fitness advice for financial advice do we have a deal

>> No.51060153
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>>51060138
You should be very careful what you post, anon. Very careful.

>> No.51060155

>>51060083
are we looking at the same stock market?

>> No.51060161

>>51060111
bear market rally

>> No.51060163
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51060163

Want to buy into nat gas, what do?

>> No.51060171

>>51060138
we're not interestd in your secret pederast codes

>> No.51060173
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>>51060136
Fine learn the hard way. Hope you aren't using an android.

>> No.51060174
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Went long x2 on EQNR yesterday and short x5 on DAX today

How rich am i gonna be in the winter?

>> No.51060175

>>51060081
She's going to have to go alot further then sucking dick to appease the Saudis... ehem.. tastes

>> No.51060181
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51060181

SOXL owners you beclown yourselves

>> No.51060182

>>51060147
>In solidarity with Germany, the activation of the reactor will be postponed indefinitely
Imagine if this happens, anon

>> No.51060183

>>51060163
If you have cojones, BOIL. If not, XOP/XLE/GUSH/NRGU/TELL/VET/EQNR

>> No.51060188

Evens: buy GME $100 calls May 2023
Odds: buy SPY puts
Dubs: creampie my daughter

>> No.51060192

>>51060153
>>51060171
That's not a cup set you can buy. Only true royalty gifts that set. How do you think he's not in trouble? He's a glowie, in reality.

>> No.51060203

>>51060173
Just because I prefer 3D doesn't mean I see them as my equal or care what they think.

>> No.51060211

>>51060188
impressive, very nice

>> No.51060217

>>51060163
fucking retard

>> No.51060219

>>51060188
Get pumping anon

>> No.51060220

>>51060188
The dubs have spoken

>> No.51060222

When is safe to go all-in again? What piece of news is everyone waiting for?

>> No.51060227
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quick I need a play to make 10 bucks today

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>>51060211

>> No.51060233

Any good shorts mates?

>> No.51060238

>>51060222
All-in on what?

>> No.51060239
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>>51060188
checked and omw

>> No.51060240

>>51060136
her head is square and she's a corrupt cheater great waifu my dude

>> No.51060244
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51060244

>People still naysaying oil

>> No.51060248
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>>51060203
With anime girls you can see them as equals and care what they think. With anime, anything is possible.

>> No.51060251

>>51060163
>>51060183
Don't forget $LNG

>> No.51060252

>>51060238
Any broad-market index

>> No.51060253

>>51060233
DRIP
KOLD
SQQQ

>> No.51060254

>>51060233
Well ASTR will bleed out to 0 because, unlike SPCE, it doesn't have a billionaire backstopping its joke of a space program.

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>>51060233
NVDA gonna get rekt
Buy all them puts, baby girl

>> No.51060270

>>51060217
???

>> No.51060273

>>51060252
When they climb above their 200 day moving average. That's about as "safe" as you can get.

>> No.51060274

>>51060248
why would you consider a fleshlight an equal?

>> No.51060278
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>>51060188
Rolling

>> No.51060283

Is this yogurt fucked up?

>> No.51060286

>>51060248
>>51060203
>>51060274
you can shut the fuck up now

>> No.51060287
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51060287

*things not found in Germany.

>> No.51060289
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>>51060222
>anon waiting for small piece of news for next golden bullrun

meanwhile
>EU collapse
>ASIA collapse
>US collapse

I wish I can have your brain for one day to get a break

>> No.51060296

Do redditors talk about SIGA or are they averse to gay sex?
If it's the latter, how could they be so homophobic?

>> No.51060304

>>51060296
go back and find out

>> No.51060305

>>51059829
do your options chain hang low
fuck yo puts, my negro
are you taking profit in the light
shorting silver, shorting gold

>> No.51060312

please Mr. Bobo, my little bussy can't take it again today

>> No.51060314

>>51060287
*things also not found in California

>> No.51060321
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>>51060274
Look if you must go 3d, make the smart choice.

>> No.51060323

ASTS +8.57% today. Satellite launch in two weeks.

>> No.51060332

>>51060296
Both times it broke to new ATHs it showed up on https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

Those were, incidentally, great times to short.

>> No.51060333
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So when is siga going to 30?

>> No.51060341

>>51060188
post her gaping cunny when ur done anon

>> No.51060345
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>Up 6%
>made a good chunk selling CANO
>Up on NRDY

What bear market lads? I CAN'T FUCKING SEE ONE

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>> No.51060355

>>51060333
I'm bearish on it from here but unironically when/if it goes beast mode in India. I don't think we know enough yet but if that outbreak/strain has some crazy fatality rate and mutates some more smallpox-ness in the Ganges, SIGA would hit $100.

>> No.51060361

>>51060296
Nope, nobody is talking about mpx
This is why my eyeballs are still sticking to SIGA
The
>leveling off
narrative is such intense bullshit being used to do some more shakeouts. The abysmally low volume shows it.
I took profits, but I'm just waiting to jump on that big fat green dildo again.

>> No.51060363

>>51060321
Why would just grab someone like that during an interview? Ladyboy or not. Show some respect for personal space. Also, would fuck all week

>> No.51060365

piece of shit crab market

>> No.51060367

>>51060341
>Dubs: creampie my daughter
>assumes shes underage
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JANNIES!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!! HELP US PLEASE@!@@@@@@@@@@@@
>>51060351
dark brandon will save us.

>> No.51060369

>>51060253
>>51060254
thanks guys I'll look into these

>> No.51060370
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Why didn't I sell the scam pump? Curse my greed

>> No.51060371
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>>51060138
What is he actually saying and how do I make money off it?

>> No.51060374

I could have retired if I hadn't closed out my large CVNA short position in February
That company is literally just money laundering for organized crime.

>> No.51060380

>>51060367
>>Dubs: creampie my daughter
>>assumes shes underage
anon its not any fun if shes not underage

>> No.51060382
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>>51060254
>>51060323
Hope that shit explodes and I get a 10x

>> No.51060384

>>51060374
There's always FUBO.

>> No.51060386

>>51060222
Confirmation of a Fed pivot from the Fed itself would cause a bull run at least for awhile

>> No.51060387

>>51060367
The Dark Brandon meme is just so they can pin the midterm losses on a black man. smdh

>>51060369
Look up ASTR's launch record for the funniest fundamental research ever.

>> No.51060393
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51060393

#BoomingEconomy
#BidenWin
#Pivot
#25bps

>> No.51060394

>>51060289
Unless you're an always-online schizo who thinks humanity has peaked and we're going to go extinct in the near future, there will be another bullrun.

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I should have sold. It's going back to $19-17.

>> No.51060402

What happened to Maverick?

>> No.51060406

>>51060382
Uh, to be clear, anon, that wasn't a typo. I was only talking about Astra/ASTR.

I've got no clue if ASTS is good or not.

>> No.51060407

>>51060380
>its not any fun if shes not underage
Assumes his daughter is a girl

>> No.51060408
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>>51060393
How is nobody giving a shit a bout these ukraine billions?

>> No.51060411

>>51060367
men can do whatever they want with their own property fuck off

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>>51060188
>inb4 your daughter is a body pillow with a loli printed on it

>> No.51060414

>>51060400
So sell now then. We're all waiting to get back in at those prices if cases start coming up again. Don't let the money you've already lost turn into greater losses.

>> No.51060417

>>51060363
when you're a youtube star, they let you do it. you can just grab em by the bussy

>> No.51060428

>>51060408
there's nothing to give a shit about until it collapses. 3 billion dollar drop in a 30 trillion dollar bucket. we're fucked.

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>>51059743
>>51059762
Red in the afternoon sour hours.
Redder tomorrow
End of day nvidia reports losses
But the losses weren't as bad as reported so it goes green
The next day the gdp decline is negative
But not as negative as reported so it goes green
Hopes of pivoting into jackson hole
Green for a week
Green into labor day weekend

You know where it goes from there.

>> No.51060439

>>51060408
we are defending our democracy

>> No.51060440

>>51060402
Goose’s widow’s baby turned out to be Maverick’s. Top Gun is a soap opera now.

>> No.51060444

>>51060428
>30 trillion
Oh right, yeah. We owe that much, don't we? Christ in a chicken basket.

>> No.51060451

>>51060111
>PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>51059841
Wow two whole years.

>> No.51060453

>>51060402
i kept skipping through his videos and he got pissed and stopped making them

>> No.51060462

>>51060453
That sucks...

>> No.51060463

>>51060411
>burns down their own home
>arson
LIAR AND STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51060466

>>51060414
It could also just bounce from the 20D. There's no telling for a couple of days.

>> No.51060469

Should I buy DIS puts?

>> No.51060472

>>51060393
Job security for me. Keep giving them those javelins, please.

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>>51060444
remember this?

>> No.51060473

>>51059912
The Japanese are always so optimistic about 30 year old women.

Why are there so many 30yo single moms in the USA anyway when statistically birthrates are at historic lows. Makes no sense.

>> No.51060481

>>51060451
>>PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOT
But rate and QT will still be on, since they need to take down a lot inflation...

>> No.51060486

>>51060463
the government owns all domiciles within it's jurisdiction

>> No.51060489

>>51060408
there are people who care, you 5 year old. I personally don't the US has always been a war machine and war machines pump out arms to countries involved in war. My mom is a hardcore republican and she hates it cause fox told her its not good.

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>> No.51060494

>>51060435
I firmly am with you on this prediction.

>> No.51060498

>>51060471
Haha, yeah.
>It costs five hundred billion dollars to pump this index ... for twelve minutes.
Fucking lost it.

>> No.51060499

is /smg/ Zeon-aligned or Feddie scum?

>> No.51060500

>>51060393
Money is nice, but Ukrainefrens need some armored divisions, and I doubt they will afford it.

>> No.51060507

>>51060473
because theyre fat and they fuck niggers

>> No.51060509

>>51060394
>you're 23
And the future is ahead of you
>you're 26
And it's happening for you, for real
>you're 28
And you got a real promotion and are making around 100k, you feel your dick growing 2 inches
>you're 30
You lost your job because of the big old 2008 recession but that's okay there will be another bullrun
>you're 40
You spent the last 10 years putting the pieces back together, your bitch ex-wife took the kids and the house but your girlfriend really likes your dadbod
>you're 45
Some faggot tells you there will be another bullrun

Do you think the kinds of divorced dads who frequent these threads have time to wait for another bullrun?

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>>51060499
I am a winner

>> No.51060515

>>51060466
TA doesn't work. The only things that matter are cases and FDA action.

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>mfw they're going to wait till the last hour of trading to move the market up

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>>51060345
I only hang with Mumu as well anon.

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Buy EQNR or else

>> No.51060525

>>51060481
But you see

They believe that powell will prioritize stocks over inflation and start pumping the markets again

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i don't respect women, jews, or minorities.

>> No.51060531

>>51060473
>30yo single moms
Well you see, theyre paying a toll for the coal that they burned.

>> No.51060539

>>51060530
gotta respect that

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>>51060530
Here here!

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I'm crabbing today. Name my crab.

>> No.51060552

>>51060361
SIGA is dead bro just let it go.

>> No.51060559

>>51060548
Why is he so hairy.

>> No.51060561

>>51060548
Simon

>> No.51060565

>>51060525
What are they basing their belief on? Dangerous game to bet and time this.

>> No.51060574

>>51060519
I threw some money at it.

>> No.51060575

>>51060515
Cases are still growing. It's dumping because the UK is now starting trials and results aren't in until christmas, and retail retards are submitting to fear that the pandemic will possibly pass by then. TA only works because big money's algos run on it, and they started dumping as soon as the moving average was crossed.

>> No.51060581

>>51060559
Must’ve just molted, fresh cut

>> No.51060582

>>51060565
mid terms

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>tfw your Canadian province is giving you $500 leafbucks
WHAT SHOULD I DUMP IT IN?!?!

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>>51060530
What stocks does a based individual suchas this own?

>> No.51060588

>>51060565
They bought high and now need the market to go higher.

>> No.51060592

>>51060361
It's just getting started in India, first case was July lmao

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>>51060585

>> No.51060599

>>51060582
I would assume that containing inflation is more important for that.

>> No.51060600

>>51059716
>>51059748
Mint is the cheapest and since saving money is the white man's hobby, it is the white man's network.

>> No.51060603

>>51060548
Eugene H Krabs.

>> No.51060612

>>51060512
well, true Zeon has never been tried

>> No.51060622

>>51060393
The US really is a dying superpower. It's gonna dry up trying to save all its territories.

>> No.51060626

>>51060592
It’s not gonna take off in India, it’s literally cleaner here than most of middle America and Western Europe areas overrun with filthy Africans

>> No.51060634

>>51060622
Gonna have to wait for a snopes fact check before I upvote this post

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smg... TD Ameritrade doesnt know why...

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>>51060600
based and Reynoldspilled

>> No.51060651

My daughter doesn't understand why I need to creampie her because I got dubs
Someone explain it for her so I can show her

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>>51060638

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>>51060592
>first case was July lmao
it's almost september

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>>51060565
basically debt market says
>they can't hike more than 4% or the system collapses
>market breaks anyway
>they need QE summer 2023

>> No.51060673

>>51060626
Holy fucking kek

>> No.51060678

>>51060664
powell doesn't give a flying fuck about the stock market

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>>51060530
Finally a good post.

>> No.51060684

>>51060654
>it's unsolved as to why random summer pumps are immediately followed by violent autumn corrections

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can whales get monkepox from gay seaworld trainers jerking them off?

>> No.51060688

>>51060651
STOP MAKING EXCUSES AND JUST DO IT ALREADY SHE'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN SHE GROWS UP

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>>51060626
>it’s literally cleaner here than most of middle America and Western Europe areas overrun with filthy Africans

>> No.51060691

>>51060664
They are hiking to something like 3.3%. But I dunno, maybe I miss something in there.

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>>51060382
i hope ur mom explodes from all the jizz niggers pump her full of. kike mongrel.
>>51060406
>I've got no clue if ASTS is good or not.
spectrum.ieee.org/5g-satellite

>> No.51060702

Nat Gas bouncing around like a meme stock

>> No.51060711

>>51060361
I’m also unconvinced by the “leveling off” narrative.
If you line up the covid and monkepox outbreak timelines, this is basically December 2019, and monkepox is in 99 countries. This is just getting started

>> No.51060714

>>51059845
based, replace the pussy stick with an actual bowl or cannabutter in the coffee

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mmmmm late august and neighbors are grilling, great scent i sense :) time to open a can of malt and hops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALIPLHnQw_4

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>>51060720
Are you gentleman looking forward to your IRS home visits soon?

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they're going to move the market in the last hour of trading aren't they

>> No.51060757

>>51060714
Stoners are degenerate as fuck.
>Lol one puff of oil? you're not even addicted yet smoke a bowl pussy.

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>>51060738
>tfw my IED materials aren't here yet

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i cant win

>> No.51060772

>>51060575
You've made a strong case for getting back in a couple weeks before Christmas, but not for holding until then.

>> No.51060774

KOLD just pumped 15% in an hour and zoomers are worried about trading crypto.. lol.

>> No.51060778

>>51060755
It wants up so bad, you can feel the blue ball energy.
Buy before the big dick pump.

>> No.51060784

>>51060694
>I've got no clue if ASTS is good or not.
spectrum.ieee.org/5g-satellite

Sounds like a plausible business but I'm not sure about the upside or monopoly potential yet. And if SpaceX causes launch costs to plummet within a couple years due to Starship, by the time they get the tech and protocols sorted out they might end up with a lot of competition.

>> No.51060798

Any chance of 50 basis pts and strongly worded hawkishness instead of 75?

>> No.51060804

Is Joe Biden going to forgive student loans. I never received a penny from the COVID money. Surely it's my turn to get something free now.

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Seems the MM guna pull out the head and shoulders play on retailers.

>> No.51060816

>>51060804
are you a white male?

>> No.51060819

>>51060778
>1hour/30min/15min RSI/MACD are all trending up on SPY but price action is going sideways.

>> No.51060820

>>51060772
Look at the 1W chart, the 20D MA has been tested several times before and if it's a pump and dump it's missing the dead cat bounce. I'm not selling until a second 1W candle closes below it.

>> No.51060830

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
FAGGOT PRESIDENT

>> No.51060834

>>51060813
>thinking its only going to 400
lol
lmao
we're making a new low in september

>> No.51060844

HEY LET'S JUST WRECK THE ECONOMY NONSTOP TO MAKE SURE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS WIN MIDTERMS
OTHERWISE HISTRIONIC FAGGOT MOTHERS WON'T GET TO CHOP THEIR INFANTS' DICKS OFF

>> No.51060857

>>51060784
They already have most of the best companies in telecom as partners and no company is even trying to do the same as ASTS. By the time some even tries to imitate them they will already have the monopoly.
Either it works and it becomes one of the best investments in this decade or it completely fails.

>> No.51060856

>>51060844
stop being long

>> No.51060876

LET'S JUST NEVER HAVE AN INVESTABLE ECONOMY EVER AGAIN
LET'S JUST POUR ALL OF OUR RESOURCES INTO DOING GAME THEORY ON CRYPTO BROS SO THEY HAVE TO GO SUCK SOME KAREN'S DICK IN AN OFFICE
ANYTHING BUT A FAIR, FREE MARKET
ANYTHING BUT A DEMOCRACY

>> No.51060877

>>51060774
Jesus, it really is tge widow maker.

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>>51060820
>psychological reasoning for being hesitant:
>maybe, maybe, some retard would have bought these for $12.

>> No.51060889

>>51060877
long vix calls during the pelosi plane ride is the widow maker

>> No.51060891
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Markets are healing

>> No.51060900

>>51060844
Stop posting here President Biden

>> No.51060904

>>51060816
Yes. What does that have to do with anything though?

>> No.51060911

New

>>51060902
>>51060902

>> No.51060920

>>51060891
YEAH WOOHOO WHENEVER THE MARKET IS ABOUT TO CORRUCT A MOUNTAIN OF FAGGOT CASH POURS IN TO PROP IT UP AT FAGGOT PRESIDENT'S CHINESE SETPOINT BECAUSE EVERYONE IN HIS SHITTY COMMUNIST GANG IS ABOUT TO GET VOTED OUT OF OFFICE IT'S HEALING

>> No.51060921

>>51060857
Alright, interesting. I'll take a look at it.

>> No.51060924

>>51060804
Not really a reason for him not to... They've been trying to destroy the economy from the start so why stop here? Fuck it, why not send XXXXX billions to ukraine? Why not spend XXXXX billions on green new deals?

>> No.51060927

Sold everything at the top so I'm a bear now

>> No.51060932

>>51060689
Fuck off basterd

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>>51060097
I sleep fine. And yes please don't lump us homos with the faggots over at /ck/, I haven't been mean to you today bb

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>>51060593

>> No.51060959

>>51060927
Good luck with being a bear anon

>> No.51061039

>>51060921
They have agreements with American Tower, AT&T, Rakuten and like a 100+ MNOs in the third world.

>> No.51061103

>>51059631
>ZIM
52.66% yield is this real?

>> No.51061209

>>51060844
It worked against George bush sr

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SOXL boudda pop.

>> No.51061448

>>51060687
Yes, it’s a very real problem being underreported. They could be infecting people fueling my short, but instead they’re fucking whales.

>> No.51062340

>>51060599
not really, people care about green line go up more than groceries being 90$ instead of $80. They're also still flooding the market with the strategic petroleum reserve, so everything looks way better than it is until the midterms hit.