/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51043002
N

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>>51043030
I

>>51043002
I love when rentoids have to give me their wives for a night to pay for the night. We landlords are truly modern day kings

>>51043082
G

>>51043078
>landlords on the left
kek did a landlord made that picture?

Maybe if you all stopped buying avocado toast and having 15 streaming subscriptions and donating monthly to Criminal Lives Matter you could save up for a house. And NO, you dont need that Limited Edition $199 Capt. LBGTQIA SheHulkAmerica Funko Pop.

landlords are based. Im saving all my money to become one some day. Downside is everyone i know reviles me for being so frugal and calls me a materialist for saving so much money, while they spend everything on clothes and car payments

>>51043078
Intergalactic levels of cope

>>51043002
I only rent to single moms so rape away. Rent is still due.

>>51043002
>not owning the place you live in
what are you? homeless?

>>51043078
Swap landlords and baristas and it is accurate

>>51043002
why don't you pay your rent instead of complaining about landchads on 4chan?

>>51043002
my parents pay my rent

>>51043142
G

>>51045696
I now own property, but I wish my ex land kike was retarded enough to print something like this out.
>Bring letter into small claims court
>Print out the ADL's "nazi frog" description
>crocodile tears before judge about how the nazi frog is harassing me and giving me PTSD
>Enjoy watching criminal charges stacked on the land kike for psychological damages

>>51043002
I don't hate them. They make mistakes like all humans do, but they are alright. Most of the times they fix complaints quickly, and they are nice to me and try to make it better when I make it clear that I am disappointed with their services.

You can buy a house with almost nothing down. The market was retarded the last few years but it's dumping now and you had all that time before. What's your fucking excuse? You weren't wasting all your money on retarded shit like a nigger right? At least your funko pops and glowing RGB gaming computer will tie that studio apartment together nicely.

>>51043002
Nordic Chad vs the jew

Is this just a cope thread for poor people who can't manage their money well enough to purchase a house?

>>51045830
yes
/biz/ is filled with low iq, poor losers

>>51045803
>The market was retarded the last few years but it's dumping now
Sounds like a good buying opportunity coming up soon. We should crash well below 2020 levels, making piling cash the wisest choice at this point in time. This will be a comfy ass bear market

>>51043002
reported for antisemitic hate speech

>>51043002
desu my landlady is kinda fuckable.

im debating whether to buy a second home and rent this home out or not. Do any of you cucks need a house to rent?

I don't wanna rape an old jew

>>51045717
you have to fuck your mom while your dad watches. you'll be so alpha

>>51043002
Being a landlord is great. Here is how I fuck you goyim and siphon wealth from you without lifting a finger:
>Saved up enough cash for deposit on first house
>Get enough leverage to buy it
>Get some rent cuck in paying thousands a month to live in my house. Use the rent to pay the bare minimum on my leverage. Pocket the rest of the cash.
>House appreciates over time increasing my wealth for free and reducing my relative debt burden.
>Rent cuck has to pay more year over year and I get to pocket even more cash as servicing my leverage is pretty much the same.
>Use rent cucks cash to repeat the process.
>Use increased valuation of house to take out more leverage and repeat the process.
You guys don't realize how fucked you even are. If you're renting you're directly contributing to making your own situation worse and allowing people like me to soak up more and more wealth for free. Most of you will never be able to afford a home and most of you won't even be able to afford rent given how things are going. If we see a dip in valuations of anything over 5% you should get on the ladder and join us. It's a free money glitch as so long as money printer goes brrr (which it will until the US collapses) it gets better and better for us.

>>51043078
I love this bait image. You got three renties mad already. Dozen more incoming.

>>51043078
this is a perfect representation of reality and I'm not even joking

>>51045772
lmao delusional

>>51043181
It's a bait picture. Since we all know landlords are leeches, it's supposed to provoke people by having them be called "actual benefits to society". It's also bait because retail employees are literally essential workers yet they are put next to people that aren't "essential".

>>51043078
Used to have a landlord who'd act as the building's painter/plumber/electrician. Was probably the best landlord I ever had.

These threads are always shit, but have an undated political cartoon

>>51045696
Fake and gay

>>51048369
You forgot one step
> Central banks constantly bailing you out

>>51043002
what the fuck is this image from?

>>51043078
I know it's a bait image, but most landlords I have had were actually working class as their main job or retired from a hard labor job and rented some place they fixed up themselves to help out their retirement.

I save around 80% of my income a month.
I still don't make enough to actually afford to buy a house.
I would need two full time jobs and a side gig to properly put me in the ballpark of how much houses cost now.

Honestly I am saving up to move once I have certs in a industry that is in demand no matter where I go.

>>51043078
Here is the original

>>51051066
>This poster has either literally never heard of a mortgage OR he lives in some 91% lib voting shit hole

>Also I really hope when you say you "save" 80% of your income you actually mean you are INVESTING 80% of your income (in safe, broad market stocks).

Of course you are going to be poor forever if you rent and let your cash rot away to inflation