/biz/ - Business & Finance

Kek I guess there’s no hopium left for them. They should have said please

Based

And the world becomes a better place

Wait, didn't they already try to pump BBBY last year with the GME/AMC hype? What happened to make them try again?

>>51026572
he made 68 million off fleecing redditors of their life-savings.

>>51026554
Darwin is rolling in his grave

>you bought into a company approaching bankruptcy AFTER a 450% pump had already happened
I have no sympathy

>>51026554
Euthanasia for the poor is already a reality
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-is-canada-euthanising-the-poor-

>>51026587
He based then

>>51026583
This, i hvent been back in a while, can some of the crossdressers give us the down low?

I’d understand if they would say that “I lost half my money” or in some special cases “2/3 of my money” but how could they lost all? Did these retards bought calls?

buy signal?

>>51026587
Based reptilian

>>51026572
>checking the early life of a cohen

At least when I lose my money to shitcoins I'm never reminded of it again kek these people have to drive by the store every day

Is there a more dumb and gullible part of the internet besides WSB? hahah

>>51026771
You would think after the events of the last couple years they would have learned something. Nope. They are determined to chase pumps, always buying at mass hysteria and getting fleeced.

>>51026572
Where do you think the phrase Cohencidences comes from

Based Jews dabbing on cringe poorfag Reddit niggers

>>51026652
>i can triple my profits? Amazing! Stonks only go up!

>>51026771
Main driver here is greed
They are greedy beyond all reasonable levels and impatient on top of it

Do you guys wonder if Ryan thinks about all the people he an hero'd? Or if he's just like, them's the cards youse was dealt, redditors (sips expensive $6000 beer)
Kinda messed up that a really rich guy would basically murder a bunch of people to steal their money

>>51027021
Maybe brokers should also display the amount of suffering a trade will cause? >Profits: 1000%
>Net happiness in the world: -3%

>>51027021
See>>51026572

>>51027095
Money in smarter hands will work better in the future, leaving humanity better off

> they trusted a cohen

>>51026593
Can we call this kind of shit Darwin award, cohen award or the Cohen phenomenom?
>>51026554
I think this is how ancient people suffered

Fudder cope thread?
Fudder cope thread.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/wsyqsc/you_all_need_to_read_this_before_freaking_out/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wsxdpx/the_true_reason_why_rc_sold_his_bbby_shares_a/
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/wtfwyp/potential_bbby_endgame_a_wombo_combo_of_dragonfly/

>>51026572
>Last edited two days ago
Fudder damage control is in effect

>>51027408
Changing "born to his Jewish family" to "born to a Jewish family" is literally just a grammatical thing though.

>>51026554
>>51026572
LMAO the goyim NEVER learn. We tried to warn you.

can anyone fill me in why reddit invested en masse in a bed and bath company? I thought they we squeezing muh gme?

>>51027021

>>51027664
You are reading that incorrectly, it is deleting "Jewish family" and replacing it with "his family," to hide the connection.

>>51027664
>>51027797
no it deleted his and added a Jewish you illiterate niggers

Imagine trusting a man whose last name is literally the job title of the people who nailed a man alive to a board for telling the truth

>>51027697
HEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51026554
Normally I hate jews but he gets a pass for anally devastating reddit.

>>51027709
Sorry anon but 99% of people are literally retarded, we just don't measure retardation accurately, so yes he did steal a bunch of poors' money

>>51028052
The name “Cohen” turns out to be Irish rather than Jewish. It’s normally spelled “Cohan”, “Cowan/Cowen” or “Keoghan” rather than “Cohen” I met someone who traced back his lineage to the point where no one alive today or the few generations from those alive today would know if they were Jewish and still got it from Irish relatives, he was of totally Irish descent and that his “Cohen” surname was Irish and not Jewish.
For example, the famous actor Barry Keoghan, (same way of saying, not spelling) is entirely Irish.
Ryan Cohen has never once said he was Jewish, if anything Jewish financial sector managers have always worked against him since the time of Chewy being founded.
Himself, his father and his son do not have crooked noses nor Jewish features.
In fact, the only people changing his Wikipedia page to make him Jewish are not official moderators but anonymous members.

>>51028357
holy shit you’re right, they don’t look Jewish at all

>>51028357
>>51028429
>https://www.timesofisrael.com/the-jewish-angles-to-the-gamestop-stock-saga-explained/amp/
>But they aren’t the only Jewish characters involved. Ryan Cohen, founder of the successful pet products company Chewy, is the largest stakeholder in GameStop, with about 9 million shares, making him the big winner of the week
Fucking kikes.

>>51028357
Two different words. Cohen = cohaine, from kohen hebrew for priest.
Stop being a disengenuous piece of shit

>>51028429
Hope youre joking. He looos very jewish. Larry page phenotype

>>51028571
>The Times of Israel calling Cohen a fellow Jew while Ryan was making thousands of gentiles rich off GME
You sure that was just organized fud for us?

>>51028605
I know a lot of Irish cohens anon, he has a point

>>51028605
Anon are you retarded?
Ryan Cohen’s dad does not look jewish
You’re telling me he looks like someone on the lines of Larry King? An actual Jew?

>>51027021
>chosen one
>caring for golems

Lmao.

This too fucking much, lmao

Ryan cohen fucked option players more than apes, the gme tier bagholder types. Gme option players made money, it was here on biz too if you were here before 2021.
wsb was amazing up through gme, fucking great, options can be a casino, and wallstreetbets was a gambler’s paradise. Not your average redditors, for years it was either geniuses or room temp iq morons, but was full of great gambles. Incredible gains and losses, usually overnight.
Then gme happened, it was great it was a moment where a lot of people made money, we were throwing tens to hundreds of thousands on options with weekly expirations, we joked about “free money”.
Then other redditors and general public saw it on the news and stuff, bought the top, bagheld, and now they call themselves apes. They also bought amc, bagheld, and there are amc apes. Wallstreetbets now is a mix of the older members but a lot of post gme folks, many of whom are your typical redditor and insufferable.
Wallstreetbets from gme through bbby is very different than the old wsb, but the old members still hang out.
When bbby happened, a lot of us older members were like fuck it, this can be another gme. It was mostly apes getting fucked, but also the ogs, the commodities obsessed vitards (equivalent of cmg pmg), bunch of people.

tldr:ryan cohen fucked the option players harder than the shareholders, way harder. Apes like shares, they’re shares are what, maybe down 60% if they bought the absolute bbby top, my options went down 95% over night.

Where have we heard this before?

the cope is hilarious though, very typical redditor, half the sub can’t stand it and apes, other half is apes and retards like the ones that buy shitcoins shilled on twitter and never win.
Bbby had both, which makes it funny as hell, apes got rug pulled by their hero, and us older members who did take losses were surprised ryan cohen was even willing to fuck his base. Seriously, I did not hedge for him to sell. I hedged for an offering, I hedged for a pullback, not for an 11.8% shareholder with an assload of options and a following that would panic if he sold, to sell all of it, this early in a run, all in 24 hours.
>8/15 updated ownership form filed
>8/16 everyone piles in, apes buy more shares, ogs see a real gamma squeeze taking place, some decide to toss 50-200k on options like it’s gme all over again.
>8/17 Ryan cohen files intent to sell, which means he actually sold on 8/16 above
He actually killed the squeeze that could have been an actual gme tier run. The option chains were loaded up.

>>51026733
Huh, never thought of it that way. Living must be a pain for them

Buy at 7.2

- BBBY Insider

>>51026583
That was blackberry

>>51026554
this is actually sad but what can we do? they made up a make believe version of the stock market and believed it

>>51029065
the worst thing about this whole ordeal is that cramar got to be right for once in his life

>>51026587
It wasnt just redditors. i was seeing BBBY all over chan. especially really heavy recently didnt seem organic

>>51029228
yes, suddenly blaming it on reddit is trying to save face. there are tonnes of bizraelis holding bbby now

>>51029228
I hate niggers and I hold BBBY

>>51029278
I bought at 15 sold at 28

Mad much?

>>51026554
>They didn't buy at $5

Color me surprised at the late players.

>>51027021
I bet he masturbates to goyim tears

>>51026554
>Redditors killing themselves
Oh no they'll miss out on the latest marvel capeshit movie!

>>51028429
They look so jewish my bagel starts kvetching

Why does Reddit have a new hard on for BBBY after friday

I made some money and held some shares for the lulz and the outside chance of a squeeze. How people not have fun doing this I'll never know.

>>51029907
>Up 30k
>Sell 15k worth of expiring 11 calls
>Buy 15k more of 24 calls for following week
>Ryan news comes out
>Lost 15k of gains
>My dumbass listens to reddit
>holds
>RC sells everything
>>$0 Gains
Im out of that shit fuck it and fuck myself

>>51029228
>It wasnt just redditors. i was seeing BBBY all over chan.
Reddit and 4chan are the same in 2022.

>>51027021
>cohen
his people are historically known for financial fuckery

>>51028357

I love stuff like this because it is going to wake so many people up to jewish treachery

>>51026554
So give it to me straight,is this thing done?

I’m holding 10 In the hopes I can make a little 2x

>>51027021
>Kinda messed up that a really rich guy would basically murder a bunch of people to steal their money

Bed Bath and Beyond....fucking kek.

Cohen sold so that they can sell or spin off Buy Buy Baby, and nothing anyone says can convince me otherwise. What I don't know is how BBB fits into his scheme or how the sale really helps BBBY shareholders.

>>51026554
> cohen
Like clockwork
Schizos were right again

>>51027697
They got bored and distracted and some, I have to imagine, wanted to lose more money

>>51029228
Right after GME happened I actually started seeing mainstream news articles mention BBBY was in a similar position as GME and it could be reddit's next target. But they didn't seem to bite at the time and the GME stuff cooled down and I stopped seeing articles posted about either.

Is Piedmont Park completely burnt for me now?

>>51029192
Cramer deliberately spews outright lies with smattering of truth. The reality is he is very good. Masterful even. Getting emotional reactions out of people so they do stupid shit to spite him is something he is very good at.

>>51028660
They don't get millions in investment to start an online dog food business though, do they?

>>51027408
I can literally change it to
>you’re a giant faggot that changed it yourself
right now

Funny shit

These faggots getting mad at Ryan selling would've done the exact same thing given the chance.

>>51026554
I can’t really feel sorry for them. They were impulsive fools who invested way more than what they could afford to lose

>engage in a pump and dump
>get mad when youre part of the dumb

it was going to be someone anon, why not you?

>>51026771
/biz/

>>51028660
You’re thinking of Cowen

>>51027275
Equivocating efficient resource allocation with utilitarian good is the biggest lie in economics.

>>51026554
and the best part about reddit NPCs is they'll learn nothing and fall for the next jew scam! they'll still call you an anti-semitic bigot too!

>>51029293
wow, retarded on both fronts

>>51033432

SAVE ME MR. BEAST

so this is the typical moass retard

somebody post the kek baggies captcha

>>51028714
>>51028429
>>51028357
Ryan 100% looks jewish. Are you retarded? Listen im from Jew Jersey and I can tell a Jew a mile away.

>>51026771
I always check wsb to know which stocks are great to short.

>>51035348
lmfao

>>51035348
i feel sorry for them. they don't realize it and don't want to realize it because they feel they would cross the line and become meanies

>>51035656
>star wars blankie

loooooooool

>>51027021
Most will be dying of their injections regardless.
BBBY was safe and effective.

>if we make a voltron of all the dead and dying retailers, we'll literally be bigger than amazon and walmart!

the absolute delusion

>>51026554
>Redditors are killing themselves
Good.

>>51035348
There's a part of them that knows he's right

>>51027021
you underestimate the contempt jews have for goys

>>51026572
Blood Bath and plebbit portfolio Begone
Lmao

>>51026874
Man I really hope these people are just bot accounts spawned by some devilish jew. The alternative is too sad to think about.

>>51036018
my sides

>Wanted to buy when it was high
>didnt
good for me

>>51029228
duuh this board still has gme baggies posting in it

>>51035348
no better way to prove that someone is right than to use force to silence them when they speak the truth
This is why no about of naming calling and shilling by kikes here or anywhere else on the net is gonna make people change their minds on the JQ

>>51035348
Oy vey. SHUT IT DOWN!

>>51027021
white dudes complaining about Jews destroying their hopes and dreams sound exactly like black guys

>>51028964
If you stayed using wsb after gme, after 2020 really, you are not an “older member.” That place became completely insufferable by 2019/20 before gme even happened. Larp more and go back

>>51026554
lol based. Redditors deserve to suffer

>>51029960
You went up a free 30k and got greedy, owned by your own jewishness

>>51026572
Any business that Ryan Cohen touches will now meet with the FURY OF THE REDDITOR!!

>>51026771
WSB unironically bans discussion of meme stocks once it becomes nothing
but retarded mantra-spouting and FOMO posting. The GME schizos had to start their own subreddit.

>>51036018
Reminds me of that joke sketch, company sells item at a loss, how do they make a profit? Simple, they just sell in bulk volume.

>>51026554
All LARP. There's not even a suicide news last week.

>>51029228
It started with this meme, but I don't see it very often anymore.

>>51035348
>>51035625
>>51035656
>>51036018

>>51035348
>you should ask the trust fund kiddies if they are white

>>51029228
this
there was 3 fucking generals, i wish i went in those and tried to point out how fake and gay it was.
literally some cohen jew dumped on everyone. that faggot paid for a literal shill campaign on social media lol

>>51028357
You need your jewdar recalibrated

>>51029228
>>51029278
Love it when redditors come here to whinge. So delicious.

>>51035348
Notice the "volkpanzer" name. Of course he could be some kind of German commie out of Berlin but for Americans everything German looks like nazi. This must be some JIDF faggot.

The rich are rich because they took their money from someone

>>51035348
yikes...

>>51029065
That cope lol

>>51026572
Chad move desu

>>51026554
>cohen
they deserve it

>>51029228
>>51029278
>r*dditors lack self awareness that /biz/ is now full of their ilk
When you’re told to fuck off back to r*ddit it’s not some welcome in disguise

>>51036290
No there’s not. They’re golems. >>51035932
They want you dead

>>51026554
bottom signal

>Spotted this bullshit a while back, "DURR, BBBW GON BE DA NEXT GAMESTOP!!!"
>Instinctively know that some things only happen once, when they happen twice its manufactured and thus a trap
>Put funds elsewhere
>Lose no funds, never lose funds, instincts too strong

Damn, guess its not just looks, you guys lost the genetic business lottery too.

>>51026874
This is how dementia starts on a patient.

>>51027664

Jesus christ this place is so fucking retarded now good lord the average bizraeli IQ has actually dumped into the sub 100's

Lol. Same drama like with Chamath last year. When do these retards learn rich people are not their friends?

>>51035932
>>51036290
>>51036533
you're so fucking cringe

>>51036018
lmao, all that with brick and mortar stores

>find out about BBBY on the 17th
>try to enable margin trading on my account to go all in
>don't qualify
>laugh at people who lost their life savings the very next day

>>51026554
Obvious scam was always obvious.
>>51035348
That seething reaction to obvious truth.

>>51040482
>Instinctively know that some things only happen once, when they happen twice its manufactured and thus a trap
I think AMC is also part of the original lighting strike though. IRL movie theaters at least have some chance at a future now that covid constrictions are getting lifted unlike with GME where Steam, Amazon, and eBay ate their lunch a decade ago.
I don't hold either but if I had to pick one that had even a sliver of a chance of exploding it would AMC, everything else isn't even worth discussing.

>>51041232
stay mad

>>51026587
>he made 68 million off fleecing redditors of their life-savings.
The man deserves a bonus.

>>51029166
why? Tell me your reasonings NOW, pls

>>51029166
>>51042020
gay reddit spam brigaded faggotry just like the turd of gme

>>51027021
Stock trading is a sport for Machiavellian minded individuals

>>51044923
^ This guy makes bank

>>51041280
This is why we need government regulation to prevent the public citizenry from investing in stocks, precious metals, real estate/property, or digital assets such as Bitcoin.

Waddaya know, these restrictions actually work. And if we can save even one life, it'll be worth it. We all need to write to our congressmen (or congresswomen) and tell them that investing should be outlawed with the death penalty being served for anyone found in possession of any non-US Dollar assets. Its for your own safety. Remember goys, we love you so much. We are all in this together.