/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50963961
>we need a red Zestimate Jenny
No we don't because she will always be green
You will rent forever and die in servitude

>>50963961
>in case the housing bubble pops

>>50963961
the whole point of this meme is that zestimate stacy always wins

>>50963996
>>50963999
>>50964015
It's not fair

>ahhh make the number go back honny. You’ll need to get a second job to pay our mortgage

>>50963961
Dream on rentoid. Nothing can stop my zestimate.

>>50964069
That's not Stacy you glowfag redditor

>>50963961
use doomergirl for red housing market for exxtra qt

>>50964887
doomer girl doesn't own. she is clearly a renter. could be a couch surfer. definitely not a home owner.

>>50963961
>housing bubble popping
rents due on the 1st rentoid or there's a penalty. after 10 days your family is on the street. Stacy's going to Bali this month and she doesn't have time for your FUCKING BULLSHIT EXCUSES!

>>50963961
>red Zestimate Jenny
That's Becky. She's a biatch

>>50964815
As a multi millionaire I can concur with this pic

>>50965506
That's why doomergirl is happy when the markets are red, she likes to see the markets bleed
>"M-maybe I can finally own m-my own h-home!"

>>50963961
roasties are delusional so she wipl be green even when it dumps

>>50963961
who makes all these images/memes anyway?

>>50966098
You have to be 18 to post here

>>50966199
I'm 36

>>50963961
I'm under contract rn and shitting bricks about possibly being underwater for the next decade, but the possibility of another +15% year in combination with rising interest rates makes signing another 12 month lease at $200 higher than my soon-to-be mortgage unthinkable.

>>50966098
The answer to your question is as disturbing as you can imagine.

>>50966557
kek

zillow has no idea thers 2 african families on my block

>>50966557
trannies mostly but we accept because /biz/ is woke ally board now

SRS is the next BBBY and SIGA

>>50966098
Most of them are made by children in third world countries

>>50966557
Bored people looking for attention and to leave a contribution, right?

>>50963961
Hello. I am sending this message from the future. If my timing is correct it should be anywhere between 2022 and 2024. If you’re seeing this that means I’ve successfully hacked the mainframe. The gig is up. ((They)) are running out of energy. The current market conditions will go on until 2050. It is an eternal crab market that will stay between 20k and 30k for your foreseeable future. The matrix is broken. The mass population will slowly begin to realize that the financial system is a false foundation built upon keeping everyone in check. It will soon become very apparent to the population that the people that go missing are harvested for meat every year. ((They)) feast on the bones and flesh of the easily stolen. Stay in sight. Furthermore, Earth has become a hellish landscape. The average temperature is 107 and the trees have all but been exterminated. Jeff Bezos has been revived through cryogenics. It’s been rumored that the elite that now live under ground with artificial sunlight and untainted aquifers were early adopters of crypto. I’m scared…. I was born into a poor family and as I’m typing this I am on my way to pick up my water ration with what little cbdcs I have left. My computer hacking skills has made it possible to reach out to let you know that it is imperative that you buy XRP. The Phoenix rises from the ashes. I wish my family would have had someone down the line that could have just bought 1 XRP. Now I live here on this scorching earth with no hope in sight. Our average life spans have dropped to 35. People tell stories and show photographs to us when the world had parks, rivers, grass, and trees. It’s almost as if it was once a beautiful paradise…. Only to be taken away by the demons that run the institute. Pray for me because I don’t know how much time I have left but YOU can still make it.

>>50966910
yes... attention and contributions... right!