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>blog post
kys

>>5094230
take this advice it's the best you will get

kek. sorry neet chad. she needs a successful beta provider and you just aren't cut out for it.

>>5094215

Flee the country

>>5094215
most of them turn like this. prepare for the 18 years of child support payments.

t. former neet who knocked up a bitch years ago

>>5094215
Pump&dump ;^)

>>5094215
How did she get accidentally pregnant. Sue her for not taking her pills

>>5094215
Im 100 sure its the hormones man
women are emotionally retarded when theyre pregnant or on the pill

>>5094215
women are gains guzzlers, this is known. you fell for the woman meme and now the child meme so now you're paying the price.

>>5094262
This. Get ready for the hormone war ahead. Lack of sex and her blog you for everything regardless of your gainz. She'll need an alpha now to put her in her place and a man to show the kid how to survive. You're out of luck anon. Kys

>>5094215
1. Dont tell her you have crypto
2. Keep trading on a less frequent basis.
3. Dont sell your crypto for any reason whatsoever

Since you sound like a complete fucking moron, I assume you already told her about your crypto. Which means, you need to

4. dump it all in to Monero. Open new accounts. then resume with point #1.

5. If she doesnt want to take your name, shes a SJW whore. Get a DNA test. If its yours pay child support and struggle for the next 18 years but follow 1 2 and 3 and at the end of those years, you will be rewarded.

>>5094914
optional step is knock her up a few more times, only adds 1 year per kid and the child support doesnt go up much, if you're gonna fuck yourself over might as well do it for 5 kids over 1

>>5094973

>>5094481
gainz guzzler is the perfect description

you're fucked anon, get her to abort if you can it'll save you years of your life and hundreds of thousands of dollars

godspeed, and remember never trust women, under all that pretty make up and hair is an animal that thinks its equal to man.

really they're just living vessels for their eggs

be more certain about your gains anon...
https://discord.gg/zjMhT2W

>>5095018
i learned it from /fit/ apparently it's a problem over there too

>>5094973
and spread his failed weak pathetic genes on this planet... why? only those who can religiously NEET away and go through life without falling for the traps should reproduce (but they wouldn't even want to, as they know reproduction is the original sin).

1st hand experience. Pregnant women become animals.

>>5094401
>>5094401
How did life go? Still with girl?

>>5094215
Women, i went mgtow after the shit show that was my last gf, lifes better without those semen demon around

>>5095092
Tell me what happened, I'm losing faith here.

you're gonna have to abort the lil guy anon. if you can't for whatever reason then congratulations on fucking your entire life up, impressive

>>5094215
> accidentally pregnant
not yours 100%

>>5095092

I will 2nd this

hormones fuck them up bad, and women aren't taught how to properly suppress feelings so they let them ride

>>5095156
also this

>>5094215
Sort yourself out and get your act together. There's nothing more dangerous than a weak man. Quit pointing fingers and take some responsibility for your actions. If you get stuck paying child support in a loveless relationship out of marriage it's because YOU failed.

>>5094420
this

>>5095083
sorry anon, but if you have no children, you have the failed weak pathetic genes as they led to a creature that chose not to complete life's singular goal. chad neet OP wins

>>5094215
Step 1 - invite her over and be super cool. Cook her foods and get her drinks. Sounds beta? Small amounts of bleach in food/beverages should in theory make this go away.
Step 2 - wear and mask and creep outside of her house at night and wait for her to come outside and run and power punch in her tummy.
Step 3 - buy in to my plant parenthood ico in January. 2 eths per 1 problem or 10 eths for 6.
Step 4 - paternity test and pray

>>5094215
You want to marry? Lmao you're not degenerate enough mate.
My actual girlfriend wants to get married, but I haven't told her yet that I don't plan to live the rest of my days eating the same meal every night, just want to pump and dump.

>>5095156
Lmao this

>>5094215
Okay OP, want a tip? It's really simple and she can not do anything about since it's hard to prove.
1. Buy plan B bills
2. Get her drunk
3. Mix about two of them in a drink with loads of alcohol (harder to taster)
4. Make her drink it without knowing what's in it (or force her)

That's it you're done faggot.

>>5094215
Go full Tyrone

>>5094215

DOUBLE DOWN AND LET IT RIIIIIIIIIDE

>>5095092
>become
Women are animals all the time

>>5095396
>murder an unborn child for financial gain
classic /biz/, might as well just punch her in the stomach its cheaper

>>5094420

he accidentally a baby

>>5095454
> murder an unborn

>>5095475
the /pol/tards are actually pro-lifers, I didn't believe it at first either. fucking degenerates.

>>5095531
Gotta preserve the white race, 1488 and all that.

>>5094215
this board isnt your blog faggot
kick her down the stairs and get a new roastie

Go to /b/ for useful tips for your abortion

>>5095259
>>5095396

if you do the pill thing don't be a dumbass and fuck it up like this guy

http://www.wcvb.com/article/doctor-accused-of-spiking-girlfriend-s-drink-with-abortion-pill/14439117

>>5095194
Wow I read that in his kermit-y voice =

>>5095531
poltards are shitposters, t_d cancer that flooded /pol/ are pro-lifers

>>5095720

Pretty fucking ridiculous that women have the choice to opt out or in of a pregnancy/baby but guys don't desu

There are ways to make sure she miscarries. Sometimes people just fall down some stairs, y'know? There are safer, more discrete ways, but who doesn't love some good slapstick?

>>5095752
it's ridiculous and I'm not even a MRA or MGTOW faggot

but the double standard is just insane, same thing with alimony

>>5094215

If no one ever had the discussion with you, part of knocking a girl up is dealing with her hormonal angry vicious pregnancy and most likely post partum.

You need to man up and be her punching bag for the next two years until her hormones level out.

She’s scared, angry, confused, emotional, and in pain all the time. You need to look at her point of view.

Also Litecoin is the best ok

I'm worried about some of her rebellious tendencies. She wasnt like this before.

>>5095194
>If you get stuck paying child support in a loveless relationship out of marriage it's because YOU failed.
Only the most devout cuckservatives would actually believe something like this though, right?

>roasties

Not even once.

>>5095843

She knows she has power now

Don't concede and act like a pussy. If you don't want it let her know. And if she puts her foot down or threatens you act cold and don't give her the response she wants. You want her to be afraid of having it and being alone and dwelling on that, not thinking about the fact that she has most of the leverage right now.

>>5095847
He chose her. People attract those similar to themselves.

>>5095687
surprised no one has suggetsed falcon punch yet

>>5095194
>>5095727

sort yourself oot

>>5095835

Litecoin Queen pls go

>>5095434
EXPLODE inside her

>>5095891
Yeah, this is what I am leaning towards. Do I need a 'we need to take a break from each other until you realize some things' sort of conversation?

>>5094215
kys normie

Congratulations!!
>nice/caring girl is now going to just child support rape me.
Hide all your crypto from her.
If she already knows about it say you lost it all from hackers on EtherDelta.
>I hope its hormones but it might not be.
No it is a binding strategy
She is a afraid you will leave her.
So she is projecting
you need to reassure her...
The hard and mean way.
Start calling her and her baby yours
start ordering her around
be angry about it
Call her dumb and belittle her when she rebels against your word.
Women don't leave dicks they leave cucks.
Woman respond to being owned like property
It is how they know you won't dump her and you will protect her.
If she senses you being all sensitive and cucky she will feel unsafe.
Protection for a woman is her man being able to enforce violence on those who would harm her.
You need to display that. Be mean be angry and yeah a little scary.

>>5096065
>>5096065

You need to make her realize that having a child as a single mom is dating cancer and she's dooming herself if she doesn't stick with the program lol

but subtly

>>5095531

They are class A contrarians.

>>5094215
>>5094420
>>5095218
>>5095461
you havent answered us. why were you fucking raw dog with no protection whatsoever. carry your cross fagot, if I find you near planned parenthood, i will beat you and your whore wife up

>>5094215
nice larp anon, we all know you've never touched a woman in your life

>>5094215
Make her get an abortion. Problem solved. You can't afford or be responsible for a kid anyway. Not until you are rich or have managed to be a responsible adult for a number of years. Going from neet to father won't work and you will end up a single father paying for her to raise the baby. ABORT! and keep on with the crypto.
You fucking idiots couldn't even use a condom and now you think you are responsible enough to have a child. Seriously ABORT!

>>5094215
Get rekt normie.
You deserve it for getting sex.

>>5095843
I'm in a 12 year old relationship with my wife. A happy one.. Here's my advice:
If a woman doesn't feel she could be dumped any minute without a second thought she will begin cucking you the minute she realizes it. It's not that they are bad. It's just how they are.
She will begin bitching about everything all the time and escalate in what she expects of you (money, attention, love, sex) in that order

>>5094215
I have a 18 month old. I crypro with her. She reads her book, I shit post about link. It gives you a whole other reason to hodl though anon. Don't worry about it.

>>5095531
>supporting drugging a girl to cause her to abort against her will
>pro lifers are degenerate!
/biz/ continues to entertain

>>5096154
STFU abortion is fine unless you're one of those fucked up hood mommas who get it done after the first 12 weeks. Now THAT is fucked up. Before that, you can usually just have a pill that makes you miscarry and have a heavy period. Fuck, a bottle of whiskey can have the same effect :P
IDGAF if the roasties become emotionally damages, this is a mans life we are talking about here!
They all fucking deserve it for not using condoms anyway, irresponsible twats anyway.

>>5096196
Sounds like you married an asshole. Seriously, you need to get a grip.

>>5094215
Women are crazy when they are pregant. Hodl

>>5096154
this. if you raw dog you consent to the possibility of causing a pregnancy. if you blow your load on a shitty alt coin and it tanks, you're the retard, no ones bailing you out, suck it up. same situation

>>5096238
I don't get this logic. Either you agree that abortion is barbaric or you think it's totally fine to end a human life. Just because the cells haven't assembled themselves into something that looks relatively cute yet doesn't make it ok to stick a blender in the mother's uterus.

>>5096094
I honestly will have to do this. What about being sexual, when she says she is super sick from preg?

>>5096196
So you essentially still hold this threat over her?

>>5095813
>im not even MRA or MGTOW faggot
calling shit out like this isnt MRA and MGTOW faggotry don't adopt the words (((they))) want you to use and don't reflexively disregard things because of the labels (((they))) try to make you associate them with

>>5096542
This is the price of marrying normies.

Opt out, find a religious or spiritual qt with abnormally high levels of empathy

>>5094215

Same but I'm broke and she loves me, but I told her I'm NOT SELLING LINK and she's scared we might go homeless

>>5094215
Still better than divorce rape if you ask me.
Have you heard of MGTOW ?
It can really help you m8. Check out some videos on youtube. Helped me through a breakup and it will do wonders for you.
This bitch is just showing her true nature ( a bitch) and now she has you on the hook for 18 months.She probably doesnt want to marry you because she wants you to pay her child support and she can go and fuck other dudes while you watch the kid. I am not condeming her but she is having her cake and eating it. If you are interested i can tell you my story and how i dodged the bullet that you took.

>>5094215
Have azn waifu, she's due in one month, she didn't mind me spending money on crypto, and now that she realizes that I'm making decent money with it she encourages me to invest. Can't wait to make a wallet for my daughter and store it somewhere safe with a little BTC in it for him when she graduates!

>>5096686
>MGTOW
God made the sexes to complement each other anon. You have been damaged by someone who was already damaged themselves, see through this. You will never be whole for so long as you allow this hatred to fester.

>>5096874
The truth seems like hatred for those who hate the truth.
It will set you free.

>>5096542
I think all the women are the same in that regard. Unless they are ugly af they are used to get everything they want just by asking as opposed to men that have to work for anything they got.
They want men that can provide them with anything they lack (money most of the time) but they don't truly respect a man that just gives them what they want. At some point if she doesn't get the " I can't push my luck any further with this guy" feeling she will begin to chuck you. I've seen this a lot of times and been there myself. Women are power creepers and men are sex creepers. It's just the way it is.

>>5096596
We arent married. She is pregnant.

>>5096686
Yeah tell me the story.

>>5097303

This is the price of dating subpar normies.

Opt out, find a religious or spiritual qt with abnormally high levels of empathy

>>5094215
Demand a DNA test to make sure the child is yours. Who knows? You may actually get out of this situation.
And if you do, never fall for the dating/marrying meme again.

>>5096488
You are asking degenerates to admit that they are sick in the head.Its not gonna work

>>5097359
Thats for fucking sure.

>>5094215
if your gf would have a dicc it would be a none issue

>>5096782
>Can't wait to make a wallet for my daughter and store it somewhere safe with a little BTC in it for him when she graduates!

What did you mean by this?

>>5094215
Nice job becoming a super cuck anon, hope your career goes well.

Thats what you get normalshit
When you're toting around a stroller and a diaper bag I'll drive my lambo through a puddle and drench you and your used up roastie

>>5094215
all in monero

>>5094215
>now super worried this nice/caring girl is now going to just child support rape me

That's what Monero is for.

I'll keep my crypto stuff secret thats for sure.

>>5094215
>accidentally

>>5098980
The moment she tries to pull something you dump it all into monero, make a backup of the wallet, store it on a USB that is hidden up your ass, and claim in the court proceedings that you lost all your crypto because you're a degenerate gambler.

Judges will listen to her lawyer and issue a subpoena for all of your assets to get a correct view of your financial situation. If there is a single transaction on your bank records that is linked to a crypto exchange, the lawyer will start digging.

So, seriously, monero.

>>5099097
But won't the exchange in which he traded his crypto for Monero, know that he did this and therefore the accusation will know he tried to cover up his crypto holdings?

>>5099161
Owning monero is not a crime, and unless the judge has a head full of cotton, her lawyer will have to prove that the funds exist.

Can't do that when the trace ends at monero, and he gambled that monero away.

Same reason most richfags get away with paying their ex-wives a fraction of what they're supposed to. Everybody, including the wife knows that he has most of his assets stored in various offshore accounts. The problem is finding those accounts.

>>5099267
Wont they see the Monero withdrawal transaction to an address? nufag

>>5094215
>accidentally
anon....

>>5099730
>Wont they see the Monero withdrawal transaction to an address?
The trail ends at monero!
They will see you bought Monero and the exchange will have one record of the Monero withdrawn. Thats it.
Nobody can see whats happening inside the Monero network. That is why there is no Monero richlist etc.

>>5099097
But wont they see the monero?

>>5100367
>wont they see the monero?
No! The exchange will provide records of the withdrawal but nobody can know what shit happened to the Moneros thereafter.
OP can just claim he had bad opsec and didn't backup his wallet / private keys and his harddrive crashed. (Somewhat believable as there are several stories like this on the internet)

>>5096094
In short, assert dominance.

>>5095727
only the 3 word phrase we often see. But yeah cant help it. JP helped wake us up to the frog god

>>5096488
Just like a sculpting brick is not a statue so is a fetus not a baby.

>>5094215
Take out a life insurance policy. Kill her. Buy BTC.

>>5100457
Yea kind of, I hope you now understand the power of Monero anon. Monero will only grow more valuable over time.

>>5100824
>>5100457
If OP were really smart he would crash his harddrive irrecoverably or buy one in this state (cover your trails, not online!) and even have one of these recovery labs check it out which would make his story more credible.

>>5094215
>(doesnt want my last name, doesnt want to marry etc).
Jesus Christ. She'll leave you anyway, this thing is over already. She's most likely just keeping you around to get her through the stressful birth, and maybe some time after that to change diapers, but as soon as the worst is over, she's gone.
Seems there's not much you can do apart from leaving the country and going off the grid.
That should teach you to get with girls who aren't seriously traditional. Some of those at least TRY to achieve their ideal of a family.

>>5101013
She WAS traditional man. Thats what was so hard. She cooked/cleaned, loved sex, worshiped me. Then it all changed.

>>5094215
>doesn't want your last name
>doesn't want to marry.
fuck dude you are really fucked. she will rape you for the rest of your life financially. I don't support abortion but maybe you should try to talk her into it. You're fucked. Either talk her into marrying you or talk her into abortion. BUT DON'T raise a bastard child and don't let your son's mother be a trashy single mother whore. FUCK. This is why you should use birth control faggot.

>>5101064
What's probably going to happen here is that your insecurity and fear around all of this is going to end up creating the very situation you're worried about. Try and take it one day at a time man, you'll be alright. /biz/ is not a good place to get advice about ANYTHING by the way, in case you didn't already know that. Good luck.

>>5094215
>She has changed really hard lately, for the worse (doesnt want my last name, doesnt want to marry etc).
KEKED

>>5094215
Seems that nobody has asked the most important question - are you both white?

>>5094215

not your son, 30% of chances.

>>5101132
100% this. Start creating the very life you want now. Otherwise you will become a victim of your fears.

>>5095813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU7aDuP-lp4
its JUST a clump of cells

>>5094215
This is what you get for being a degenerate and having sex before marriage without the sole purpose of procreation. You deserve this and much worse, heathen.

>>5096094

>>5094215
Not your kid faggot, probably cucking you with that BBC

Bro don't stay with her just for the baby. Pay the child support and enjoy your child. Just not in the same household.

>>5096130
Yup that's it being pro-life is degenerate.

>Average /biz/ anon

With your bucks you should be able to acquire a fake passport. Escape.

>>>/r9k/ already

This kind of stuff freaks me out why is the girl given all total and complete power? I have a bunch of friends that since they got married its the same story the girl changes into a complete and total femdom who holds all the power over the guy. Girls know they are in control they're not stupid in that regard.

European here. Can you explain the problem? Why not just leave her? Thanks

>>5096488
A baby isn't really a person until it's like 6 months old and an unborn fetus is literally worthless by itself. The real investment comes after birth with good caretaking and a focus on education as soon as the brain is capable of absorbing knowledge. Without that, you just get another worthless crap human to join the billions of others.

You won't catch me crying about abortions. Anyone against them is anthropomorphizing a loose bag of unthinking, unfeeling cells.

>>5103126
>t. never seen his baby's heartbeat in-vitro
and probably never will since you seem like a real piece of shit

>>5102565
Divorce court laws

>>5094215
buy link

>>5094215
You done fucked up. Say goodbye to being wealthy

>>5094914
I agree with this. With your assets in Monero, no one can prove how much you have.

>>5094215

A child is a glorious thing, but:

>the woman can be subservient and listen to you
You'll be alright

>the woman is all feminism 2017 and won't listen to a word you say
you're gonna have a bad time. Then split. Then you'll pay child support till the kid is 18.

>>5096488
>life begins at ejaculation

If your funds are in "crypto" then they're not owned by anyone. The only records that may exist are those on whatever exchange you used to buy/sell...and those records can be obtained thru a subpoena if the girl decides to get a lawyer.

Even if they get records, they cannot prove you actually have any money if you don't move it into a bank account or something that leaves an info trail.

For everyone else, this is why you shouldn't be fucking a woman you wouldn't want to marry, and the woman should also want to marry you. The Bible is simple and true.

>>5103189
>Heartbeat means shit
Sick emotional argument. Really sold me 100k on it.
You do realize that flutter you get when you see that shit is fake right? It's an instinctive drive to protect ANY potential for birth because that's how complex life has propagated for hundreds of millions of years, and historically making babies and keeping them alive was fuckhard. The barrier for success was basically just get the kid alive and capable of defending itself. The barrier now is far, far higher. If you make a human and don't pour your heart and soul into them then YOU'RE the piece of shit. If you encourage this behavior in others by telling them they must have a kid they aren't fit to keep, then you're the fucked up one. I want children to be raised property, not raised by any means necessary. But you want to force irresponsible people who couldn't even wrap their dick or take birth control to raise a kid they're clearly not capable of raising.

I hope you don't trade with this kind of moronic emotion.

>>5104118
>The Bible is simple and true.
kek nice bait

>tfw when all I watch is creampie/impregnation porn now
Getting older is weird, my body seems to be encouraging me to spread my seed as much as possible now.

>>5094215
Your life is over. I am sorry OP.

Grease up your staircase nigga

>my gf chose to abort 4 """babies""" legally on the NHS free of charge here and neither of us give a fuck

going to made up hell, internet tough guy comment, etc.