/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50931236
stick it in her butt and the leave her

stick your dick in her mouth so she can't say words any more

Do you really want us to believe that you have a girlfriend? Top kek

>>50931236
dump her and get over it. why would you ruin your future millions over some short sighted obviously retarded female.. also why the fuck are you even considering her opinions on YOUR money... are you one of those modern day "males" that thinks females are equal and treat her like one? if so you're already a lost future divorcee

>>50931236
Look her deep in the eyes and grab her by the puss and say now you listen to me poopsie, I am NOT SELL8NG! IM NOT SELLING CHAINLNK AT $8.50. IM NOT SELLING CHAINLINK AT $10.00 IM NOT SELLING WHEN CHAINLINK IS $500. I AM NOT SELLING OK POOPSIE.

Can you delete this thread and post the south Dakota one instead

>>50931261
We've been dating for 15 years. I have quite a big LINK stack and she says I could have sold a small percentage of it to save her family's business, save her parents house, and get her dad better medical treatment.

For context, last year her family's local business was struggling hard because of covid, and then when her dad was crushed by a forklift, her parents sold their business. Her dad's legs and right arm had to be amputated. Her parents have enormous business debts and medical debts, and had to sell their house.

She is the love of my life, my little poopsie, but I cannot imagine selling all my Chainlink even at $100 each.

>>50931412
*1.5 years

>>50931412
im heartless. her family's bad luck would not be my finanical obligation and i'd scold the fuck out of your gf for assuming it was my place to fuck my future over for her family.

>>50931412
>She is the love of my life
anon...

>>50931412
Remember, she can divorce, cheat on you or leave you anytime she wants in this feminist dystopia

>>50931505
That's obviously her next move. Gonna pretend everything's ok and plan to marry him so she can divorce him a year later and get half his assets

>>50931236
I found myself in a similar situation recently. A few weeks ago, when one of my employees suddenly completed all of his work in half the time, I admit it raised my suspicions a little bit.

Of course it also helped tip me off that he was singing “that candy white, that nose nasty, make my work go real fasty” while he was doing it.

After the drug testing, we found out he’d been on a steady diet of cocaine and amphetamines for the last 18 hours. Man had enough uppers in him to beat Secretariat in a five furlong footrace.

When Linda from HR told me all of this, I complimented her on her excellent rack. She reminded me I wasn’t allowed to do that anymore after the company-wide meeting, then informed me that we had a choice to make with our drug bunny.

Naturally, I did what any company would do and fired half of his department and put the remaining workers on the same drug cocktail. We’ve tripled productivity and have never been more profitable.

Merry Christmas everyone.

>>50931442
Kek

>>50931236
kill her

>>50931236
My girlfriend sees my Xrp stack and supports me. She wants it to get larger and larger and isn’t a monkey brained idiot.

firmly but calmly tell the bitch to fuck off, vacate all her belongings, hand you the spare keys and never return.

>>50931412
>>50931442
>1.5 years
Doomp it. I've been with my girl for 2.5 and I would never let that bitch handle my finances or make me sell my holdings.

Fuck her father's missing limbs and their dogshit business. In 10 years you could be getting your dick sucked on a private plane by a woman far sexier than your girlfriend. You will not even remember this dumb bitch or her sad sap story.

You stand at a crossroads op. choose wisely.

>>50931412
You should kill yourself for saying poopsie and then give me your stack faggot this story is fake as shit

Imagin demanding that someone liquidate their retirement fund to prop up a failing business that should just go bankrupt.

>>50931257
>Do you really want us to believe you have a Link stack? Top kek
Fixed it

>>50931236
>girlfriend
more like girlenemy nigger

>>50931412
What shithole country do you live in where someone getting crushed by a forklift and requiring immediate emergency surgery is then saddled with massive debt?

>>50931568
Same, my gf even bought some XRP herself after she found out I hold some

>>50931777
You know the answer.

>>50931777
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

also checked

>>50931236
tell her it's over

>>50931412
>They didn't have ANY insurance and it's somehow your problem
She's a liability anon. Dump her.

>>50931412
Stories like this make me glad I’m a virgin

>>50931236
Smear poop all over yourself whilst naked then run over to her and piss on her while screaming "MY LINKIES STAY STINKY 1000 EOY". If she gives you any lip then you tell her she's a kike slut that needs to repent or get the fuck out of your house.

>>50931236
you probably should have sold last year before you lost everything. its going down the drain might as well sell now before it hits 0 and you get nothing back

>>50931245
This.
In fact, her obnoxious bitching probably has less to do with your chainlink and more to do with the fact that you havent been duly assertive and tried to stick it in her butt yet.
Women are just weird like that.

>>50931236
man up faggot, the logical consequence of her being e bitch is for you to fend the fiend off fren or it will suck life energies and juices out of you, make the kike nigger brain shoo shoo

>>50931412
Jesus dude you gotta dump her unironically she’ll be seething about this for years and will only resent yoy if you dont sell and give her everything

>>50931236
Sell it pajeet.
Turn it into QANX and she will love you again

>>50931412

she's going to talk half
>but we're not even married
depending on the country that doesn't matter
>but it's crypto
and?

she's considering her options now, talking it over with her girlfriends. they're encouraging her, laughing at you behind your back. she'll be contacting a lawyer soon

>>50931273
this except stick your dick in her butt

>>50931412
>her family is in debt
they should declare bankruptcy
>my little poopsie
you don't have a girlfriend. this entire thread is an excuse to say poopsie as many times as possible

>>50931236
buy a ticket for a nice hotel, leave her.

calmly explain that it goes to Sergays money belly and to sell now would deprive him of precious nutrients!

>>50931412
I’m not even joking, tell her to drop it or your out. That’s a huge red flag—if you marry into that you’re a god damn retard and deserve it.

>>50931236
>>50931412
>>50931442
I think I’m not the only one on here that realizes that the Chainlink discussions here aren’t organic at all.

A complex mix of paid shills and bots post memes and start conversation. Real anons browsing /biz/ think these convos are real and start making convos themselves. Then when things die down, the bots and paid shills start again to capture new bagholders.

>>50931236
When my girlfriend found out about my LINK stack, she started giving me money to buy for her, too. Now she has a pretty good stack as well.

>>50935060
Same mine almost has a sui

>bear market
>you need to sell YOUR chainlink!!!

>bull market
>how is OUR chainlink doing today???

Good morning /biz/.

I woke up to the smell of bacon wafting into our bedroom. After I finished eating I started explaining how Chainlink has been in my life for a long time, and that she is the best thing in the world that has ever happened to me but then I said, "I'm never selling my Chainlink, poopsie shmoopie". She started crying and hasn't talked to me for about 45 minutes, she's crying in the bathroom now I think.

>>50935511
*vegan bacon

>chance that you can get an opportunity at life changing weatlh on any given day: 0.0001%
>chance that you can get a new girlfriend on any given day: anywhere between 5 and 100%

the choice is clear. choose link

>>50935511
I'm Albert Einstein and I was there, I can confirm

>>50931236
I just bought more, do what I did.

>>50935511
>"I'm never selling my Chainlink, poopsie shmoopie". She started crying

>>50935511
I'd enjoy this larp more if OP didnt talk like a baby raping faggot... saying wierd pedo shit like oopsie poopsie as if he's talking to some 7yr old he's been grooming. creepy af