/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50914428
> SN = SN

>>50914428

Me. What’s up, my nigga?

there a guy literally called satoshi nakamoto who denies being satoshi nakamoto

Some spooky Pumpkin man

ok i admit, it it's me i fucking lost my keys and cant access any of my wallets

>>50914428
Ur mum

>>50914444
Checked. That's a woman.

>>50914428
Intelligence central

>>50914458
Lol this is the best thing about it, hiding in plain sight.

>>50914428
There were several attempts before btc to create a decentralized currency like eCash, B-money, Bit Gold, and Hashcash but all of them failed because the founder were arrested or their companies failed then stoshi (which 90% is one of the founder of these projects) decided to go fully anonymous and leave it to the public instead of endorsing it through a centralized entity which btc reputation depends on
The other possibility is that it was founded by on of Paypal founders or the nsa

Who is natasha otomoski?

>>50914428
osama bin laden

>>50914452
Nope, it's me

>>50914621
imagine thinking they wouldn't be able to find the creator if they wanted to, lmao. btc is a spook which is why andresen tweeted about visiting cia hq in 2011, they either had a hand in creating it or negotiated a deal early on preventing its demise unlike the other projects that didn't play nice or otherwise had no jewish connections.

>>50914444
only correct answer

>>50914428
Ok so there is this weird kid in my school who is a furry. According to him, he’s some sort of dragon in its human form, and every time someone is too close behind him he yells “STOP STEPPING ON MY TAIL” like what the fuck lol. Anyways, no homo, but I always notice a huge bulge in his pants, and for a while I thought that was an actual magnum d0ng. But I once saw him surfing bad-dragon.com (or whatever the fuck it’s called) on his school laptop..in a page that said “Recently Bought Items” there were huge ribbed dildos, one of which (labeled “Spike the Dragon [XXL]”) was literally the same shape as that bulge in his pants.

Anyways, he’s weird as fuck. We try to avoid him, but he tries so hard to jump in our conversations. One time we were talking about some attractive girls in our school and he just suddenly jumped in and yelled “Yeah I like feral hyper penises, too!” And we all stared at him, but his face did not show a hint of shame. In an equally enthusiastic tone, he added, “FurAffinity is where I get my girls, but I like them dickgirls the most!” At that moment I wanted someone to smash my head with a steel bat, like how many fucking brain cells did I lose when I heard that.

>>50914428
Esteban Abaroa is Satoshi Nakamoto.

meme replies
>creg satoj
>dorian nakamoto
>sirgay
>that iota guy /biz/ probably forgot about
>3 letter agencies

semi-enlightened
>nick szabo
>hal finney

real answer
>len sassaman

>>50914428
Tryndamere.

>>50914428
probably a wealthy man since he doesn't touch his bitcoin at all

>>50915121
>Real true answer
Adam Back.

>>50914428
Nutildah is Sartoshi Magamoto

the two most likely scenarios are, he's either dead, or just one of the cryptographer boomers now on the github of btc but he doesn't give a fuck to say it because he has retired and doesn't care of fame.

>>50914428
Adolf Hitlers japanese grandson.

>>50914444
Checked and Truth pilled.

>>50915121
>>50915559
It's probably not Szabo, Finney, Sassaman, or Back. It's most likely some British cryptographer who's not one of the usual suspects and who died of some terminal illness around 2011.

Me :)

>>50918371
Back is absolutely the most likely suspect of the four, likely responsible for all the code and blogposts under SN, however I bet Finney was the only one with the keys to the 1m btc wallet, and I bet it was the decision of the team to place this in his hands given his health on the off chance it could one day save his life.

>>50918565
even if not to attempt to save him, what better way to remember your friend than giving him the largest balance of the world reserve currency. Preserved forever.

>>50914428
who the fuck is john galt?

>>50914444
Checked

>>50915072
>when the mentally handicapped degenerate openly spoke about his perversions, I wanted someone to bash my skull in
Western 'men', everybody

>>50915539
This. There's obviously more to this than meets the eye.

>>50914428
some guy whose real name is brendan benson jr

>>50914444
Quads of truth.

>>50914428
Elon Musk or Hal Finney

What the fuck happens to BRC amd crypto as a whole when Satoshi sells his giant fay massove bags???

>>50914428
You never saw Die Hard?

>>50921234
BTC*

>>50914458
Even better, he's a silicon valley nerd with a history in math and encryption who has also worked on top secret government projects.

I do believe he's japanese
the japs love anonymity

>>50921722
>and the best part is they still think it's some mysterious japanese guy!

>>50921722
If only you were right