/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50891746
No thanks, I still have a reason to live, like uuhhhh
Yeah no

There's a chair. On the arm of the chair is a button. Built in to the headrest of the chair is a pneumatic rod that will pierce your skull and kill you before you know it. The rod activates 50% of the times the button is pressed.

No matter how many times that button is pressed, there is never a 0% chance of survival. This is quantum immortality

>>50891746
Dude ever wonder why lots of people like fast motorcycles and extreme sports?

>>50891791
I never used to understand, but I do now, yeah.

I played life so safe, did everything right, eat healthy, exercise daily, no smoke, no drugs, no drinking, no high risk behaviors, and still face health scare, a health scare I shouldn't be dealing with at my age.

>>50891814
Did you take the covid shot

>>50891820
Yes, and guess what? the health scare is because of that. Im not fucking kidding.

Developed Oral Lichen Planus immediately after my 2nd Pfizer shot. It is considered a potentially per-malignant condition.


Now they even have studies confirming it the shots can cause it

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8951494/
>Why did I get the shot

Well I wasn't going to, I was avoiding it all along, but I gave in at the end when I was being denied entry to go see my doctor or dentist or vet or anything.

You know whats fucked up? All those places who denied me entry for not being vaccinated.....now no longer require you to be vaccinated, so I got vaccinated because of them, got OLP, and now they no longer care if im vaccinated or not.

So /pol/ was right again it seems

>>50891878
That sucks to hear anon. I'd recommend not getting your heart rate up for the rest of your life

>>50891895
Fortunately dont have any heart related issues from the shot.

The way I know this is because Ive been lifting weights for the last 13 years, and my performance in the gym is still on point, can still rep out a set of 20 rep squats with 225 easily.

>>50891878
Ooooh shit, sorry to hear that.

>>50891878
proof with timestamp or didn't happen

>>50891968
another vaxxie?

>>50891968

>>50892009
>MacBook user

>>50891766
Based quantum immortality retard who doesn't understand it's really quantum longevity

>>50892444
Describe the difference

>>50892514
You have a 100% chance to die of old age

>>50892009
good luck anon
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>>50891766
>This is quantum immortality

>>50892009
mirin teeth

also what are your current trading positions? many any profit?

>>50892552
Prove it

>>50891766
Reddit moment

>>50891878
>The saddest words in keyboard or pen
>/pol/ was right again

>>50892910
Many such sad cases

>>50891878
I developed Vitiligo (an auto-immune disease) all over my body after my Pfizer shots. Never had any health issues before in my life. Shit's fucked, anon. No refunds by the way

>>50891878
why didnt you just get the 1st shot and then wait? Thats what I did and I didnt have any complications

>>50892894
>>50892588
>t. redditors

>>50891746
Trader Tom

yagmi