/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50890814
She looks stupid

stupid is as stupid does

>>50890814
where do i get a based gf like this and how much eth do i need to make her happy?

>>50890814
They want you to have a job at a fancy company for status don't they? Fuck em.

>>50890839
sneeeeeeeeed

This terrifies ZOG

>>50890853
they do! holy shit how'd you know? they are obsessed over good grades and whatever the fuck

>>50890851
you need a 9" bbc minimum

>>50890814
>tfw I will never find a girlfriend that pure
why even life bros? :(

>>50890839
At least she is a pretty woman. You will never be one.

>>50890859
my parents are the same way anon. They hate that I have 3 contracts at the same time making more than I would at Exxon using my actual degree.

>>50890875
i would only date her if she would appeal to my foot faggotry

>>50890814
women like this has unkempt bushy hair

>>50890875
where is this? I NEED TO MOVE THERE

>>50890890
its so NPC-ish and i hate it. how do you deal with it?

>>50890875
americans will never have this

>>50890901
and that's a good thing. here's why

>>50890907
its just a whore on a bike who is dressed a certain way. actions and temperament matter, not clothes

>>50890915
the girl in my OP is in america dude. shes a Mennonite

>>50890814
They perceive the market as having power and the marketplace with the most power is whatever corporations they see on Facebook and TV.
They just want you to have the best chance to succeed.
But there is no happiness to be found working for others and especially in the marketplace.
I'd tell them the truth, your happiness comes first.
Tell them your end game.
Unless they have a large inheritance with rigid conditions who cares.

>>50890875
That’s some Helen Keller type shot right there.

>>50890814
>>50890890
Let me guess, you're Asian-American or Asian-Canadian.

>>50890924
....go on ...

>>50891053
what comes after that? i never read the articles?

>>50890907
my bet is on switzerland

>>50890851
Why would a based gf like that date a 4channer? ask yourself this seriously

>>50890875
>>50891079
Switzerland Tourism Shills.

>>50891092
You don't date girls like that, you buy them from their parents.

Hence the need for money, which a biztard should have

>>50891013
im black. my mom is an engineer, my dad is in sales

>>50891160
based uncle tom

>>50891160
Why are there so many black people on 4chan

>>50891191
there's like three of us. used to be a lot more in 2014 before /pol/ took over the website

>>50891092
:( i would treat her so right

>>50891191

we out here doing bad shit nigga

>>50891244
thing is with chicks like that is i dont know how they'd handle sex life. I know weeaboo cosplay chicks will only have sex after marriage but once married they will do absolutely whatever kinky shit you ask. As for the girl i posted i dont know if she will go 'but anon anal is sodomy'

>>50891244
Holy shit. How new are you? Are you underage?

>>50890814
I would feel so ridiculous and inferior quizzing someone to laugh about their lack of pop culture knowledge.

>>50891291
This is your brain on porn

>>50891291
Anal is terrible anyway, but if she won't eagerly slurp down my load and beg for more I will be very disappointed.

>>50890907
austria or switzerland defo

>>50891013
Irish/Italian so black.

>>50890814
Explain to a NEET how I can make $140k/yr self employed.

>>50890814
God, I would marry her so hard and spend the rest of my life, strength and money trying to protect from the outside world. I would just corrupt her sexually and train her into doing the most depraved shit. While keeping that smile and dreamy eyes.

>>50890814
lol say u got put on Salary w/ commission.

>>50890814
What do yo do anon?

>What does FML mean?
>Family...,?
It hurts bros

>>50890814
Most women belong in orgy barns.

>>50891359
i just turned 19 and my college friends told me about /biz/

>>50892844
They meant r/biz. You went to the wrong site

>>50890814
How much do you want to bet this bitch does anal on the first date?

>>50891160
Incredibly based

>>50890814
why the fuck do you care what anybody thinks of you if you make 140k independent
even if like >>50890965 says there is an inheritance involved it still pays to go your own way and make it on your own terms
try it anon you might find out your parents respect you even more after you show them success

>>50890814
Stop lying to your parents and buy them something nice unless they're assholes then fuck 'em.

>>50890865
>based
>bestiality
nope

>>50890814
She looks like yoga with Adrienne

>>50891104
switzerland shills itself by existing, sorry Fat

>>50890814
What weird religious cult is she part of and how do I join?

>>50890940
>its just a whore on a bike who is dressed a certain way. actions and temperament matter, not clothes

>>50890865
Even if you're only joking or trolling, the fact that the first thing you think of after seeing a woman is another man's dick makes you a mentally ill faggot. The only thing worse than a tranny poster is someone who thinks they're being ironic, but they're actually just as mentally fucked because they can't help themselves but to share how much they think about big dicks. Get help.

>>50890901
>beautiful, loving wife and mother uncorrupted by peadowood and social media.
>unkempt hair
Literally kys

>>50890991
I am 100% sure you don't know what those words mean.

>>50891079
why would anyone live here

>>50890814
please stop posting this webm

>>50895520
The West. Joined at detection into womb which was almost immediately followed by the steady absorption of a myriad of very hazardous chemicals that will increase further afield after leaving your progenitor's body. Later, still, you learned to worship the female (and yet after, a male posing as a female) and shelter it from other males that would do as they please and on occasion terminate it, simply because nothing would stand on their way. Instead of jointly using the females to entertainment beyond your present ability to conceive and as they lose their attractiveness, thus usefulness, relegate them to mindless rudimentary logitics, you will interfere and sabotage your fellow men's happiness by believing to be acting in your and the females best interest, while in fact damaging all parties involved to nearly the point of extinction. All in name of fantasies purposely fed to you, such as love (a man will love whatever he does but the majority of women are as capable of experiencing that as they are of becoming capable engineers) and freedom (like the freedom to reproduce incessantly as we would have). Worry not, you're already a cult's cunt.

>>50890875
*even't

>>50895520
She's menonite. They are not that weird. Watch Peter Santenello series on mormons. They are pretty based, in fact.

>>50895948
The West. Joined at detection into womb which was almost immediately followed by the steady absorption of a myriad of very hazardous chemicals that increased further afield after leaving your progenitor's body. Later, still, you learned to worship the female (and yet after, a male posing as a female) and shelter it from other males, that would do as they please and on occasion terminate it, simply because nothing would stand on their way. Instead of jointly using the females to entertainment beyond your present ability to conceive and (as they lose their attractiveness, thus usefulness) relegate them to mindless rudimentary logistics, you interfere and sabotage your fellow men's happiness by believing to be acting in yours and the females best interest, while in fact damaging all parties involved to nearly the point of extinction. All in the name of fantasies purposely fed to you, such as love (a man will love whatever he does but the majority of women are as capable of experiencing that as they are of becoming capable engineers) and freedom (like the freedom to reproduce incessantly as we would have). Worry not, you're already a cult's cunt.
>fixed .

>>50896022
Holy tamales.

>>50890814
what do you do about benefits/ health insurance/ dental/ etc.,? when you are self employeed? I wanna start a company but i just graduated uni and my boomer parents are up my ass about 'YoU cAnT sTaRt uR oWn tHinG wHat aBoUt beNefitS?11!!'

>>50892844
hes talking about the poughkeepsie tapes. watch em

>>50895641
Based truth poster

>>50890865
Okay seriously, why do Americans talk about black men and their penises so much?

>>50890880
Imagine letting anyone you love leave the house in the 'pussy and asshole' jumpsuit

>>50891205
>Implying /pol/ was ever a deterrent
inb4 muh internalized racism

>>50891291
you just have to break her. leave her tied up for a few days until she learns.

>>50890839
>>50890901
here comes the jewish feds

>>50892844
Ok anon since you're a young guy I'll give it you straight. You're sounding like a guy who hasn't had much experience with girls. This fantasy of you being a nice guy and treating her right isn't real. In 6 months-year of dating a 10 you would be adjusted back to your normal self and she would be just another girl .

This is not real and the more time you spend with women you will learn. Also this "i deserve her" shit is going to go nowhere.

Here is some actionable advice:
- cycle through some girlfriends. Nothing fancy just get experience dating girls.
- try to find a girl from a good family who is tolerable to be around and you could see yourself spending a long time together without creepy worship behavior and marry her.

>>50891092
Why would using an image board have any bearing on one's mate value?

>>50891092
Both are virgins that’s why

>>50895839
tanks drive up vertical icy cliffs?

>>50892844
kill yourself RIGHT NOW. it's your only way out

>>50895520
Atheists like you crack me up because your own views are destroying the west and women like this.

>>50890915

Lol America literally has this, go to RMNP in Colorado. It's literally just massive, glorious mountains and hot women hiking/mountain biking everywhere. America has all the best shit, don't pretend otherwise.

>>50891079
Looks cool and all but does it have fiber internet

>>50890901
It would only be better if she has full bush just as nature intended.

>>50900644
> so NOW they come crawling to the cross!
Calm down, jesus freak, he said he wanted to fuck her, not that she seemed like an intellectual role model

>>50890851
>where do i get a based gf like this and how much eth do i need to make her happy?
She's a Mennonite woman so you need to be a burger Christian and probably trade your ETH for silver or something.

>>50890814
Tell them you work 100 hrs a week, every week except Christmas and Easter weeks.

If they won't buy that, tell them you invested into QANX and made a huge turnover, and that explains how you have so much money.

Or wait ... you could just tell them the truth.

>>50892844
Nah bro, all the demons here want to destroy your genetic lime by making you settle for shit women.

Most women are insufferable cunts but you can find women who are less insufferable than the tards the tards sniff out.

>>50890940
Idk anon she practiced on that bike, at least she is a whore with a bit of discipline and patience. Thats better than 99% of whores

>>50892844
Enjoy your stay and remember: you're here forever.