/biz/ - Business & Finance

why'd they kill him, bros?

Bullbros, we're eating well tonight.

domp eet
check em

>Friday night
What can I get you, /smg/?

Bears are red today.

>>50880316
>>>/wsg/4682325

SIGA sissies how are we feelin?

TWO. MORE. WEEKS.

I've held and averaged down on TQQQ all this year and have a $55 cost basis and 75k portfolio is now all in on TQQQ. I think I'm going to make it.

Good morning sirs

>>50880704
1kg of cyanide pls

Huh, so that small caps pedophile was right...

>>50880704
Nothing like a relaxing weekend to hang out with family in the summer while counting your gains. Ill take a glass of ice cold milk.

It took 5 months to reach a new ATH after the covid crash. At the current rate of increase, we would reach a new ATH by September 2 for a total recovery time of 2 months and 2 weeks, the single fastest S&P 500 increase in history.

Bobos irreparably BTFO. This is literally the strongest bull run of all time. After all, all of retail agrees the bear market is over, and if you base your investment thesis on retail sentiment, you will always win, because retail controls the stock market and makes the most money from it.

See you guys at the top.

>>50880704
white russian

>>50880723
good morning
do not redeem the savoy truffle

>>50880742
recession cancelled!

hehe. smg cant even bake during a rally...

>>50880689
>they'll kick you then kike you
Hard to say...

>>50880742
have fun fighting the fed

>>50880763
The average RH calls buyer

Full moon on a friday after drawn out weird linear bear market rally.
Ok THIS is the top

>>50880723
It's almost evening over here, Mr kind pajeet sir. Did you do enough phone scams to feed your village today?

>not selling the relief rally

>>50880773
youre the one thats bullish in a QT environment . dont fight the fed

>>50880792
>QT environment
since when?

>>50880704
I'll have what
>>50880728
Is having.

>>50880774
I'm not that anon, but...

>>50880773
Agreed. They'll never learn. After all, the fed funds rate is currently 2% higher than it was at the S&P ATH. That is BULLISH.

Is there any upcoming catalyst for SOXL besides NVDA earnings

i had an off day from the markets so atleast im not actively losing money.

i wonder how many off days you need to take so as to not get addicted to buying and selling

anybody else watch maverick of wall street? He's been seething quite hard over this rally the past few weeks. He's lost a ton of money on his apple and iwm shorts at this point

>>50880738
What do u mean, also Pic related its our turn AVUV Americans

>>50880812
i do this but for months

>>50880796
march

>>50880792
>youre the one thats bullish
I'm not bullish. That's the point

>>50880796
Since about mid April? https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

>>50880767
that's because bears are fuming and weekender so weekend bears which are worse than regular bears :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3sEBtiGpgE

>>50880825
months off??

>>50880799
>and then I was like
>wait why buy calls when you can sell them
Every friday thousands of new theta gang members are born

If I get out of this alive, I promise I will just DCA into indicies.

No more shorts. No more puts. No more bearish sentiment at all.

I must attone for my sins

>>50880822
Some guy would always spam "Small caps!" while posting underage Japanese animation girls.

STUPID FUCKING BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM

>>50880763
You're a gambling addict

>>50880742
based mumu bro see you at the top
now it's time to celebrate have a nice weekend /smg/ see you on monday, no, not you bobo

>>50880676
Not just to the moon but outside the solar system

>>50880869
So is Pluto a planet or not?

>>50880822
>>50880859
When do small caps perform the best?

Greetings, I would like to direct register my GameStop shareholdings.

>>50880763
It's okay bro, I made 3k in May from options. Lost 5k in June, fuck my life

>>50880883
during recessions they perform pretty well compared to others

>>50880718
We're probably going up on Monday.
but if we don't, we're going to go down.
There is also the possibility that we go up and down in equal measure and end up in the same place.

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stock-market-news-live-updates-august-12-2022-111813368.html
>Stocks notch longest winning streak since late 2021

is this a sell signal

>>50880882
I tihnk so. It has 2 captured satellites and has a clear path orbit.

>/smg/ tells me this is just a bear market rally
Always do the opposite.
return to ath by eoy but you fucks wouldn't believe it.

>>50880883
when money flows into garbage stocks, meaning when Mumus are exploring new paradigms

>>50880919
>>50880919
>ath by eoy

That's clownish enough to believe it would happen.

>>50880919
This, it seems that peak inflation is the new narrative

>>50880938
So in an early bull market?

>>50880882
It’s not

>>50880704
Cold beer please. Grilling steaks tonight.

>>50880883
When their PEs are historically low, when the dollar is strong and their domestic businesses aren't hurt like big caps in international markets, when rates rise so profitability is important, macro headwinds hurt big companies more

>>50880952
>So in an early bull market?
We are in an early bull market yeah. People are buying the large cap techs and the companies that survived earnings. The pelotons and beyond meat not so much.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50880848
I thought for sure the Shit and Piss would pull back at 4150. We are now approaching 4300. What do I do? Do I capitulate and go long?

>>50880910
sounds like a buy signal to me, why not go further?

>>50880882
it's classified as a dwarf planet now, along with Ceres, Eros, Makemake, and Haumea (5 dwarf planets in our solar system)

>>50880969
When will we go from mega caps to giga caps

I had 8 covered calls get assigned today but each one forced me to take profit which I suck at.
Hopefully we'll catch a bear day next week so I can buy back in.
I hope y'all have a great weekend.

>>50880848
and so another permabull is born

>>50880952
Yeah I guess. Look at IWM (Russell 2000) from November 2020 until February 2021. SPY kept going up after that but IWM first outperformed by a lot then plateaued.

>>50880957
>dumb bitch
>dirty grill
>dr pepper
Yeah i think im doing the same tonight good call

>>50880999
So still a planet

>>50880957
me grilled already, cold beer and swimming earlier. nice early autumn in the air getting definitely colder nights alrady!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWqYOM-Egw

>>50880999
>Makemake, and Haumea
Checked, but are you fucking with me with those names? Is this the doing of the Hawaii observatory?

>>50881002
Near the end of the next 10 year bull run. Several companies broke the 1 trillion market cap this time. In 10 years we will have one of the founders/ceo of those companies become the first trillionaire person.

>>50880957
i always chuckle when i see how absolutely fucking destroyed that bbq is

you think we'll see nvda hit ATH before the nasdaq?

>>50880982
If you zoom out from late 2021, that was when S&P/DOW/NASDAQ where at their all time high and it's been downhill since with the push back around mid june till now going upward
the patternfag in my brain tells me that I should probably sell by the end of the month

>>50881029
Never let a woman handle a man's property.

Why the low volume

>>50881013
No, you’ve got to be bigger to be called a planet

>>50881048
To avoid hearing loss.

I get the feeling SOXL is going to bounce off $22 again next week.

>>50881048
Everyone is on vacation.

>>50880723
Good morning, remember do not redeem the water sir

>>50881044
Looks super comfy

>>50881048
You know why

>>50881025
Oh man, I can’t wait for the giga cap era.

>>50881048
if youre asking, you know

DWAC is very low IV on puts these days and its gonna go sub $10 after de-SPAC'ing. So. I'm gonna buy some puts. on DWAC. Because of uh. What's going on. Today. You know.

>>50881048
There’s no such thing as volume on an index bro didn’t you know that?

>>50881016
I'm kinda surprised and glad we haven't name a space body after some activist or some retarded name like nikki minaj
>>50881051
If it's not a planet shoudln't pluto be classified as plain dwarf?

>>50881105
The jew fears the space nazi

>>50881105
>dwarf
Excuse me, that term is offensive. The proper word is "midge".

Almost reached my $450-$1000 goal trading in my gaybull practice account. Wish I used more money, but I probably would have gotten worse results. Hoping to hit next week.

Um. The S-1 filing for DWAC. Indicates underwriters can short stock when de-SPAC. They can all spell at once. And also. Look at the news. This is still stock related. But there will be a lot of DWAC shorts and put buyers again. After today.

>>50881079
holy shit that's a good reminder, thanks bhenchod
they redeem on sep 20 if the extension doesn't go through

>>50881013
the distinction is that dwarf planets don't "clear their neighborhood" (weaker gravitational effect) but also people classify them based on their roundness; Haumea for example is shaped like an egg.

>>50881016
no clue

+8% weird week. not too happy, china pnd stocks have me making some weird moves that go against my trading philosophy. hoping my earnings play for next week pays off so i have more capital to play around with

>>50881128
was it supposed to be sept? I haven't done my DD in a while. well im assuming vol is still bid up on those month's contracts
u know a few months ago i was looking at DWAC's vol surface and it looked super wacky, that might explain why. the september redeeming

>>50881105
I don’t remember the exact definitions but the way we used to say there are nine planets in the solar system is no longer used, it’s eight now because Pluto is a dwarf planet.

FUCK I WAS WAGING AND DIDNT BUY PUTS

Wtf, just got back from Ikea
The market was very green today! Sorry I missed the close...

my 401k popping off

haha imagine if algos completely rape retail with ultra-low liquidity at monday haha

i sold put credit spreads on SPY and bought more puts on SHOP, which is a really good liquid short imo. like a liquid poopy

you know you want shorts on shitcos to be in liquid names because the more comfortable shorts are the liquid poops that come out like a faucet you can ride the diarrhea

the illiquid non-liquid shitcos are like painful logs coming out at once, not smooth. you need liquidity. for shorts. like SHOP.

>>50881164
I only did a quick google and got the date from
https://www.reddit.com/r/DWAC_Stock/comments/qkmzax/dwac_merge_date_requirements/

>>50880702
I went out and ate ice cream desu
>>50880704
A beer
Just had my last exam and I'll fly to Greece tomorrow to see my family. Then to Sicily with my gf. Life is exhausting but now it's good for two weeks.
>>50880742
I doubt we will see ATHs again till next year but I'm happy to keep buying either way

>>50881048
The only thing that really matters is mass anyway

>>50881178
>groceries $108

Do you weigh 100 lbs? Or does general merchandise at $600 mean you are ordering Grubhub all day?

I shifted back to bull 5 weeks ago and have since made about 25k. FeelsGoodMan

>>50881120
m8 i think you missed a lett.. oh. My apologies
>>50881156
I was trying to be cheeky. I like space stuff but im not knowledgable enough to argue semantics and technicalities

>>50881222
if your groceries are more than $100 per person it's because of alchohol or vegan/bio shit

I mean even though gookfu's pregnant she can probably still wear #4 right?

>>50881213
Mass..? Are you dense?

>>50881048
Eventually you are going to run out of sellers.

Hmm... maybe my Excel formulas are being too conservative here? We might hit new aths by end of this month!

>>50880957
i'm going to buy myself a doctor pepper tonight

>>50881200
Okay. thanks. i wont make fun of you for the website u got it from.

>see /biz/ post about some cuck wagie stealing all the tasks everyday from anon at work
>mfw when I am cuck

>>50881048
No one left to sell. This is a short squeeze in progress.
Are you feeling the MOASS?

>>50881246
Literally what the fuck are you doing lmao

Do we do well today boys?

The average retail gambler is a retard. It is unbelievable what thoughts they string together for a bullish or bearish case. I find myself dumbfounded. Perhaps I am being trolled or its an AI performing 6D chess. Either way stock twits is cancer

>>50881238

>>50880848
Your post is a top signal. Next week will be blood red. VIX below 20 necessitates it.

>>50881246
The golden zero vol run

>>50881250

>>50881283
Making 10,000% in one day is a pretty fucking big dopamine draw. It’s not smart, but if I’ve maxed out my Roth for the year...

>>50881071
The future is bright (green) gains.

>>50881263
I'm using Excel formulas and charts to predict my future gains

>>50881320
Wow with formulas too?

>>50881237
Wife and two kids, but yes, you're right

>>50880704
A cold beer and a hot woman, please and thank you

>>50881320
Lmao
Lmao again

>>50881329
Yes, with this formula: =IF(FH$2=0,MAX(SUM($EO194:FH195),MAX(FG197,FG187)+FH194+FH195),ROUND(FH187+FH191-FH192+FH195,2))

Why would we pump during QT? Does anyone honestly think this is more than just a bear rally?

>>50881291
VIX can stay below 20 for years, quite literally

>>50881338
And also this formula too:
=IFERROR(ROUND(IF(FH$2=0,(MAX(FG206,FG215)+0.5*FH212)*IF(FH206=0,FH$373,AVERAGE(FH$373,FH214/(FG206+FH212))),(FH206+0.5*FH209)*FH$2*AVERAGE(FG218,FG$236,FG$366,FG$373,FH$373)),2),0)

>>50881079
What’s going on today that would affect DWAC? I don’t own any. Just curious.

>>50881341
Because maybe things aren't as bad as they seem

>>50881338
Wow your really smart can I save that?

You did load on shorts today,right?

>>50881338
>>50881360
I'm stealing this, I can finally outperform the market

>>50881366
Check what happened last time the FED didn't pump your bags. Unless the FED pivots on QT (again), we'll keep going down.

>>50881370
>>50881380
Yes, you may use it, though you have to give attribution if you re-publish it anywhere
Here's another good one:
=IFERROR((FH206-SUM(INDIRECT(ADDRESS(ROW($F209),MATCH(MAX($F220:FG220),$F220:FG220,0)+6)):FH209)+FH209+SUM(INDIRECT(ADDRESS(ROW($F210),MATCH(MAX($F220:FG220),$F220:FG220,0)+6)):FH210)-FH210-SUM(INDIRECT(ADDRESS(ROW($F211),MATCH(MAX($F220:FG220),$F220:FG220,0)+6)):FH211)-INDIRECT(ADDRESS(ROW(FH206),MATCH(MAX($F220:FG220),$F220:FG220,0)+5)))/INDIRECT(ADDRESS(ROW(FH206),MATCH(MAX($F220:FG220),$F220:FG220,0)+5)),0)

>>50881374
Yes

Too early though

>>50881341
Because the market can actually pump without the fed. It used to be able to do it. Zoomers dont realize that.

>>50881365
That one guy that kind of owns it is going to prison

>>50881386
Did you know that the longer the formula, the better the (investment) results?

>>50881338
>using cell formulas instead of VBA

>>50881034
The retard bulls by trying to front-run the pivot will have the effect of causing the Fed to -- in fact -- not pivot. Jerome has to be seething right now and will punish the bulls for their hubris.

Did you retards think you could embarrass the Fed like this? While America is on its way to a third world country, it's not there yet. The Fed will try to reclaim its credibility and bulls will be punished.

>>50881391
>too early
Meh

>>50881374
hey retard, are you going to be bearish all the way up to 70 dollar tqqq? Biden cancelled the recession and there is no more inflation. He solved the munkeypox problem and Trump has nuclear secrets in his golf safe. Its over

>>50881384
you mean last month? Market seems okay to me

>>50881407
That’s all theater. You don’t really think that, do you? He’s one of them. I wish he wasn’t, but it’s obvious at this point.

>>50881425
COPE
ATH CONFIRMED
INFLATION PEAKED
BACK TO NORMAL

>>50881412
Yes, this is 100% mathematically sound financial advice too
>>50881423
I'm a purist

Anyway, what this one >>50881386 actually does is calculate the percentage gained/lost from my previous peak gain/loss, before this current month of course.

>>50881391
>>50881374
I really want to.
Maybe buy Sark?

>>50881423
>VBA
Please no. I never want to see that shit again.

>>50881439
>cancelled the recession
No.He postponed it

>>50881476
Clown world, clown rules. Line goes back up

>>50881475
It’s so goooooood, it links the whole Microsoft ecosystem, learn VBA and you’ve conquered corporate America with a keyboard

>>50881040
you might be right, but this is retard world

>>50881507
Is VBA hard to learn?

My broker doesn't show the face value for bonds and only gives the coupon rate in %. How am I supposed to work out how much money you get at maturity?

>>50881507
C# dummy.

I made a bunch of papers to scoop out of a tissue box with what I should do. I got short entire market. I did it before close and am risking more than I can afford to lose. Wish me luck.

>>50881493
I guess SPY needs to gain 12% or so to be back at ATH. At this rate we’ll be there in a month approximately

>>50881534
Nope, not at all, I would say it’s the most noob friendly language actually because excel is already a giant visual array

>>50881550
I think so. CPI and PPI and even consumer sentiment were all solid news. Even if it gets worst next month we should be pumping for all of august.

>>50881448
They've eaten their own before

>>50881507
Hope you like random memory leaks, regular crashes, and infinite loops when someone else's script suddenly sets a font and activates row one million into your data set.

My experience with VBA was more time spent sanitizing the data sets and writing scripts to repair broken files than actually writing logic to accomplish meaningful tasks.

>>50881507
VBA IS THE MOST CANCEROUS FUCKING LANGUAGE TO HAVE EVER BEEN INTRODUCED TO THE WORLD ONLY CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY PERL AND JS

>>50881666
>JS
>cancerous
What? it's a really simple language,how is it cancer? Fuck you satan

>>50881685
>test your code
>see some obscure JS shit going on
yeah, fuck javascript and everything related to frontend "development"

Bros my A/C isn't working and it's 100 degrees outside. It's Friday afternoon and these faggot repairmen are going to try and weasel out of coming. On the upside I made a shit ton of money this week and don't mind getting a nice hotel tonight.

>>50881643
I’ve never had to deal with that. I just write macros and it’s the standard for that spreadsheet across the company now. Biggest hassle is when the data coming in gets changed.

>>50881666
Yeah but I can just turn on my scripts and go jack off all day while auto-formatting spreadsheets and replying to the chuds actually writing me emails by hand

>>50881720
based automation enjoyer. Company offered a license for an automation program last year, took them up on it, and now 95% of my job is push button.

>>50881666
vba built my business allowing me to, with permission of course, skull fuck businesses so they would use me for networking, security, and general IT.

>>50881714
Buy SIGA

>>50881407
>>50881448
if anything, trump being in the media should make dwac pump since the ticker is mostly a proxy for how much attention is given to trump
but all memes must come to an end, and if the shares do get turned into $10, that should be that

>>50881714
She seems like a goofy fun whore who loves to take jewish director cawk. If only we were stuck on a deserted island. I would break her down to her primal self. She will know to only serve men and meet every need I have. Once she realizes there is no escape, she will learn what it is to be a woman. She will milk me on command and feed me. She will worship and thank me when i back hand her.

>>50881720
If you're writing really basic shit you're fine, but if you scale up or add too much complexity the cracks start to form.

>Biggest hassle is when the data coming in gets changed.
This too. Columns constantly disordered, misnamed, or the column headings missing entirely. I adjust my scripts to deal with their fuckups and then somehow they continue to find new ways to break the automation every few months.

>>50881666
Uhh, perl is fine dude. Writing a perl script gives you the ultimate job security. Whoever follows you up is absolutely fucked.

>>50881793

>>50881714
>Optimized my A/C for whenever I'm at work or away during weekdays.
>Still only the 97th most efficient household in my neighborhood

>>50881538
P(1+r)^t
r is the rate, P is principal, and t is the amount of years

>>50881821
>she
Anon,i..

>>50881813
>>50881448
Regardless of his potential jail sentencing, Trump news will draw some volatility to DWAC. Up or down, idk. And that will come right before redemption via de-SPAC in September.

It’s actually hilarious watching how much cost Republicans and conservatives sunk into this piece of shit, and how glued to the ride they are now.

The dumb retard literally stole and hoarded top secret, compartmentalized government property — none of which he declassified, and the worst of which he couldn’t even declassify — in his house. In some fucking shoe boxes in a closet or whatever, on a clubhouse property that has foreign intelligence swarming all over and throwing money at it like you wouldn’t even believe.

And these people are just screeching and making excuses for him, because he’s all they’ve got. They didn’t build off ramps, they didn’t diversify their portfolio so to speak. They either didn’t want to or they were too fucking stupid to, because the one person who spoke to their wrung out animal brains the best was this dumb fuck who’s going to be a prison rape pig before he fries like the Rosenbergs.

>>50881821
Girls like emma break men down.

I need a .7% pullback on Monday or I’ll lose the farm

>>50881888
She might break boys down, but not men. The mental games I do to my wife over time have broken her down to a shell of a woman. She fears the outside world and worships me. She cooks and cleans and meets all my demands. You wouldn't understand

>>50881862
Because I live in your neighborhood and I don't use AC at all.

>>50881922
You've never dealt with a bipolar/cutter bitch before i see
You're lucky

>>50881922
>After a "heated argument", they had begun hitting each other.[95] When the police arrived, they arrested Roberts. Peters was not arrested because Roberts did not have any immediately visible injuries.
Shes the type to shiv you at night.

>>50881917
that's not unrealistic after such a green week.
but all of your upcoming stress this weekend should teach you to stop being a bobo.

>>50881983
How did Eric Roberts - /tv/'s darling - spawn such a fucking cunt?

Grad student that cant concurrently work here. How do you other grad students do it? I gave up a pretty easy, well paying job so I can potentially get an even better paying one. However, being out of the workforce and relying on swing trading to make money is driving me crazy. My income isnt nearly close to what it used to be. How do you stop being so greedy bros? I used to not be like this at all...

>>50882015
He's 5'10

>>50881976
I have, why do you stay with her? Does she give good head? Is she hot? I'm so happy I'm not in that relationship anymore. Even though fucking her was fun

>>50881976
show profile picture of her pls.

>>50882032
>relying on swing trading to make money
RIP

>>50882015
He was a drug addict.

I'm starting to think inflation didn't peak

>>50881964
thanks, saved

>>50881983
On my deserted island, she would live in a cage. I would just bury her up to her neck and let the tide come in. She would have to earn her freedoms. There would be no police. There would be no escape. She would only know suffering and torment. I would be her god.

>>50881864
But the whole fucking point of my question is that my broker isn't giving me the principle.

>>50882066
>>50882044
He's literally
>He's 5'10
He's almost me.

>>50880742
This time is different, this is the first time retail will win. No crash till 2030 great reset.

>>50882046
i left her about 3 years or so ago,sex was nice altho she wanted to peg me but i wasnt into that,
She had green eyes and was slim.i had to move to another state,change my number several times.It was sad,a bit scary honestly
>>50882060
Don't have one anymore,she had perky tits and a qt butt

>>50882080
ive stopped thinking months ago desu

>>50880792
You bobos are the ones fighting the Fed, theres no QT you literal retard. Congress just passed $750 billion QE though.

>>50881976
serious question: how different is it to fuck a clinically crazy bitch instead of the regular crazy that all women are? my wife's pretty normal for the most part but she'll ride me like a wild woman when she gets in the mood

>>50882101
>i had to move to another state
Why did we end up like this, bros?

>>50882114
Boating accidents still happen in this day and age.

God dammit.... my BBBY lottery ticket, which I bought for $52 and later sold for $22... is now worth like $600

>CNBC special on retail traders instead of cramer tonight
Oh nice Ill watch this instead.

>>50882101
>She had green eyes and was slim
Mine too blue eyes very skinny, very small tits. I still think the small tits were the reason she was so fucked in the head

>>50882114
expanding your root cellar to include a secret dungeon where you keep your exes you can't in good conscious release back into the wild is just too much work

any diaper brand recommendations? every green day like this i find myself pooping my pants at least 3 times as my puts go to 0 again and again... i'm tired of washing them

>>50882110
That's the thing,it's that women are unpredictable for the most part.At least in my expierence.Cant say much about the sex part though

>>50882109
The only true QT is rate hikes, which I don't see ending

>>50882032
Trade tight vertical spreads on NVDA. I trade 2.5’s almost every week. Try to find a risk/reward of 1.0 or greater. If it moves far against you but there’s still a couple days left you can close out early and not lose 100%.
NVDA closed at 187 today.
I bought these two debit spreads basically saying it’s either going to close above 195 or below 175 next Friday.
0.41 for each spread or 0.82 aggregate to make a max profit of 2.5 - 0.82 = 1.68 per spread per share. So $840 is my max possible profit and $410 is my max possible loss.
Depending on how NVDA moves Monday I’ll probably buy 5 more 2.5 spreads that are in between 175-195 depending on how the stock moves that day and then look to close the “wrong” direction spread a day or two later.

Being consistent with swing trading is much more difficult and nerve racking. Once the stock I’m trading moves well above the short leg in my spreads I sleep well at night and can chill knowing the spread is going to cash for max profit.

>>50881384
>Why are we pumping on QT?
Everyone knows the Fed will pivot on QT, so everyone is front running the pivot.

>>50882179
The market is forward looking, currently pricing in at least 3.5% rates. The Fed will have to hike to over 4% to actually cause any dumps.

>>50882014
No more shorting green days, only buying red.

delapidatedbobo.png

>>50882297
kek, just don't flip again when the market decides to cool off the next time. classic retail investing psychology on display, i hope you can get back on track.

bearbros, how are you coping? I held some equities that pumped a lot, but I still lost 5k on index puts during the last 2 weeks.

BBBY paying off. This is unironically going above $50

I knew it.. It's GME/AMC on another level because there's more retards who don't want to miss out and/or want to cut their losses in GME/AMC.

>>50882215
>The Fed will have to hike to over 4% to actually cause any dumps
Any signs they won't? I don't see a pivot happening this year, maybe early next year

>>50881374
SPY needs to hit 430 first. You're a bit too early.

>>50882335
Literally just looking at that right now. Saw it go across the screen at 13.6. It closed at 12.9 so I figured it was done for today and looked away. This thing is gonna rip next week.

>>50882335
yess yes we get it ribbit is talking about it and you cant stop foaming at the mouth because of it.

>>50882351
>Any signs they won't?
Powell has proven himself to be a spineless cuckold, the market is currently laughing in his face. What makes you think he will finally take a hawkish stand?

We are the Bulls. No we will not stop running

>>50882387
Lol fair enough

>>50882351
Pivot was pricing in next year. Not this year. I think Bonds were saying 2Q of next year roughly. Might be wrong on that.

>>50882387
Because he set the market up for it

>>50882351
>Any signs they won't?
How about the last time he tried QT. He gave in. The best predictor of future behavior is past past behavior. How do you think he got to where he is? He's a bitch.

>>50882109
>theres no QT you literal retard
uh oh, this cope again!

>>50882533
If there is QT it's bullish as seen by the markets recent performance.

>up 1% today
Feels good

>I pussied out and didn't pick up a BBBY lotto ticket this week
Just fuck my shit up.

>>50882564
now this is beautiful

>>50882215
the market is currently pricing in expected rate cuts to reach that conclusion. thats dangerous

>>50882592
Not too late...but getting there. Im holding this one longer. I panic sold SIGA at $17 for a measly 1k profit.

>>50882592
>>50882335
Scooped 200 shares pre market Monday for 9.75 each. Sold two 14 C’s for 1.15 on the pump that day that expired worthless today. Just sold two 15 C’s that expire next Friday for 1.57 each.
Took $1.25k and scooped 35 Jan 60/80 C bull spreads for 0.35 each. If BBBY squeezes to 80+ in Jan I’ll make $69k profit kek.
Honestly hoping my 200 shares get called away next week. The profit from that covers the yolo spread and I can relax knowing I have exposure to a retarded melt up and can’t lose any money.

>>50882638
Rate cuts are bullish.

>>50882702
pricing in rate cuts is the reason for this pump
think about that. that means if rates arent cut we are going to giga dump
it also means that if rate cuts dont get us back to ATHs, we are truly fucked

Baggot if you're here I'm already up 10% on my LQDA shares if this holds into Monday I might be sending you an Applebee's gift card for date night with gookfu.

>>50882797
>pricing in rate cuts is the reason for this pump
Sure but there are no bearish things left to happen, bobos need a black swan event to actually stop this rally.

>>50882816
wrong. bulls need qe to reach ATHs. without qe the market will continue to retrace to some fairer value level. something around 3000

>>50882843
3000 seems like delusional bobo level, I don't see how that can ever reasonably happen again.

I feel like I have been thinking harder than I should about buying a bunch of petrobras today.

is it safe to invest again?

did i miss the bottom?

>>50882873
thats only -37% from the top
4000 was considered delusional bobo territory during the march fomc deadcat bounce too

>>50882885
no

>>50882843
3000 is fair value, most of these zoomies can't comprehend that the market can go so low it becomes undervalued

>>50882885
YES
BUY OR BE LEFT BEHIND FOREVER

What you fags don't get about the actual bubble is that they wont let it burst,they just let some air out,but dont want it to burst,at least just yet

>>50882885
you missed the last bottom but the next one is coming.

How do I make passive income from dividens? I'm a newfag stock investor I give up on crypto. I've done some research on youtube but I don't know where to open up a brokerage account?

I see it's gonna be a weekend of bobo copeposting

>>50882963
and a lil bit of chicken fried

>>50882942
shut up

uranium

>>50882959
Read the OP dumb nigger

>>50882959
>where to open up a brokerage account?
td ameritrade
robinhood
etc
you make an account, you link your bank account to it, then transfer money from your bank account to your brokerage account, then use that money to buy stocks

>How do I make passive income from dividens
invest in a stock that gives dividends, which is most of them. you can just google "top dividend stocks" and pick ones you like. money you get from dividends will be automatically put into you account balance or you can set it up so that the dividends are automatically reinvested in the stock.

>>50882963
Ah,yes.you fags are bullish over a 8.5 CPI but im the one coping

>>50882959
Ok, first you want to open up a robinhood account. And next, (and this is key) you want to get approval for level 4 options, filling out an application for it. You will need to lie about your wealth and experiency (don't put zero ffs). Then you go to the BBBY ticker right. You want to sell calls. Select Sell to open and sell as many calls as your margin will let you. Then sit back and wait for the gains to roll in. You will have those dividends in no time.

>>50883015
0% MoM bobo faggot, It will be negative in the next report. Powell WILL pivot and begin cutting rates in 2023, stop fighting the Fed.

the energy is off the charts rn

Ho hum another day. Another day of green raining down. Another day of getting paid over $21 per hr to do "nothing" as my retirement accounts just keep growing fatter.. and my house payment is locked in at just a puny $400 a month w/zero auto payments and zero student debt payments to fuck with either.

I still think there is a gigadump coming sometime in the next month

>interest accrues daily
>not making daily payments
NGMI
for shits and gigs I’ve been paying my auto loan like this since I got it in July 2020.
I did a cumulative interest calc and I save $50-$60 total vs making monthly payments of the aggregate.
Prob more time then it’s worth but I also kek knowing carmax has to keep records of all of these transactions and I have 30x more than their normal customers.

>>50882963
Theyll cope until we break aths, which at this rate will be by end of august.

why is s&p rising so fast? is it just correcting?

>>50883079
warren buffet deemed it so

>>50883064
BASED wagie, keep up the good work!

>>50883073
>smartest of the poorfags

>futures
Is there something I should put at the end of this video, like in the crab version?

If you invested $10,000 into SPY at its bottom in June, you'd have ~$11,250 now.

If you invested $10,000 into TQQQ at its bottom in June, you'd have ~$15,600 now.

I told you morons to buy CURV, now you are priced out.

>>50883098
A green bull or something obvious

>>50883098
IMO,it's good the way it is,you know,adding more stuff to it wont necessarily make it better and i think this to be the case.

>>50883115
That's what I was thinking, but I can't find any good clips on YT to use...

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50882959
Dividends are a meme. Just buy shares of companies you believe in and sell a covered call against them to rise like 25% in a quarter. Boom there’s your quarterly dividend. If your shares get called away who cares you just made 25% in 3 months.
Or don’t even bother with covered calls and just sell 2% of your original investment dollar amount a quarter and it’s the same thing.
Price in short term vs long term gains when comparing strategies.
Most stable companies with “good” dividend years are on the decline and not worth sticking your cash into anyways.
Maybe invest in a REIT if you want something braindead simple that pays out frequently.

>>50883088
>floated the idea of ReFi’ing my loan
>ReFi guy calls carmax and asks if there’s any recent transactions
>”oh yes anon has A LOT of recent transactions”
>ReFi guy tells me about it
kek

I sold mara half an hour before closing time at around 18.1 but now BTC is pushing 25k+ after hours and this will make mara open at 20 or more on Monday. Shouldn't have sold.

>>50883134
>Dividends are a meme.
Only for people who don't have six figures or more to put in KO.

>>50883177
>pushing 25k
I wonder if itll go to 30k again,altho fags Keep falling for the 100k meme

>>50883199
I have a feeling it will go to 30k but I don't like having stocks and crypto relying on BTC. So i cashed out the stocks now I am still holding my long on btc. I think everything will crash before October because Russia will get the upper hand in the sanctions and war.

Why did RKLB pump so hard today when they missed earnings?

What happened? Did VIX miss earnings?

>>50882494
Japanese are so FUCkin cool. Just wish they would fuck more. Would literally fix their stock market. Wait, they fuck plenty already. I mean make children and be confident in themselves.

I'd watch Japan's military in regards to Japanese investments. Are they bringing their war hawks back? Country is dying and Nikkei is a good illustration

New

>>50883235
>>50883235

>>50883230

>>50880689
Jews. He talked about it in public.

>>50882085
oh
probably a hundred then looking at the price
or does the "GBP 50000" have anything to do with it

>>50883134
Based. I need to learn this cover call strategy to get that money.

>>50883098
Green Behemoth

Are market cycles getting shorter?
There's a 2 year bull market from 2019 to 2021 excluding 2 months of bear market in between because of the coof and but then we had a bear market since November and that's it?
How can this be enough? It's not even close to the 2001 bear market is it?

>>50883224
They didn't tell you? Michael Vix emails leaked and he is transphobic

>>50883278
>looking at the price
Is that really the only way?

>>50883623

>>50883811
right looks exactly like my wife except she's brunette/blue eyes. pussy and asshole combo is on point tho

>>50881884
>and the worst of which he couldn’t even declassify
>president
>can't declassify something
rumao enjoy your democracy you little statist cuck

>>50881366
Have a look around, it's far worse. Enjoy the rug pull.

I wish UPRO had more liquidity, I prefer it over TQQQ.

>>50883075
It'll be here next week. There are two fat gaps the SPY needs to fill and there is nothing but air under this pump. Volume is low, massive institutional put positions, absolutely no good new to push the market up, and SLD starts Wednesday. Next week is going to be blood red.

>>50883079
Hopium. Rug incoming.

>>50880718
Worried. Cases slowing in most places. US is going to have to hard carry to keep this run alive.

>>50881237
how do you get groceries under $100 a month? The rest of his expenses are clearly monthly.