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I don't post here often, however i have a certain set of abilities that might or might not profit you here on /biz/. I am a clairvoyant. I can see things in the future before they happen. I'm a Muslims who activated his third eye which touches the ground either a lump of clay for twelvers shi'ites or the ground in the case of the prophet or a carpet specifically designed for prayer. This soothes the third eye. Again i can see things in the future. Ask me anything related to business and finances and i will use this ability God gave me out of his infinite compassion and ocean of bliss.

>> No.50877733

>>50877692
how do you feel about chainlink?

>> No.50877746

>>50877692
what's the lowest you can see BTC going by this time next year?

>> No.50877747

>>50877733
Explain to me some more what chain link is. Then i can visualize it.

>> No.50877772

>>50877746
>>50877746
Twenty thousand, 23.000 tops.

>> No.50877948

>>50877747
sir, please be to knowing the chainlink. it is the god protocol.

>> No.50877967

>>50877777

>> No.50877971

sweet an /x/ thread on /biz/

What will the price of Runescape party hats be in 2030?

>> No.50877994

>>50877692
Tell me the price of QNT by end of year

>> No.50878019

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>> No.50878125

>>50877948
Yes i got a good feeling about chain link. It needs to expand and incorporate AI into it's technology and it will go up.>>50877994
Can't tell you if i don't know what that is.>>50878019
Where are you from, gay jihadi?

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50878163

>>50878019
classic.
>>50877692
coo lshit man, i just use remote view to see my monitor with s&p on it, often i see next-day price action

>> No.50878214

>>50877692
pls tell me about ROSE

>> No.50878240

>>50878214
Bycicles's will stop being sold soon. In our lifetime. It's gay to ride one.

>> No.50878302

>>50878240
???

>> No.50878559

>>50878302
What is ROSA??

>> No.50878798

>>50877692
When will btc break 100k?

>> No.50878887

>>50878798
2027 or 8. If Korea achieves some more nuke tests, the date will be 2032.

>> No.50878961

>>50878559
https://docs.oasis.dev/oasis-network-primer/

>> No.50879264

>>50878961
This will fail.