/biz/ - Business & Finance

i respect women so much it's unreal

>"what should we do before the release of the cpi?"
>"just copy and paste the price movement"

second for baggie more like faggie

WTF?! NO LINKS?!!!! *shits diaper*
I WILL REPORT THIS TO MY FRIEND JANNIE (SHE/HER)
baking a real thread brb

FaZe

I bought BBBY at $11.7. What am I in for?

>>50824291
>>50824291
>>50824291
>>50824291
>>50824291
>>50824291
REAL THREAD

>>50824281
This.

So.

Much.

This.

Jewish monkey.

>>50824313
you didn't even post the only important link, the one to the previous thread. retard

>chips act passes
>soxl dumps forever

what a great day for people who bought the dip. Not me i am a bagholder

bros no I just bought puts
why is it not over

SIGA bros we gonna moon

Shhhhh shhhhh.... Don't speak, child. It's already priced in.

>>50824302
Madness.

>>50824281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8WqLi_cb4o

>>50824339
Retail is getting their shit pushed in today. Just look at all the meme shit.

ahem
do I buy SQQQ or TQQQ calls going into tomorrow's CPI fandango, fortune teller gambler bros

>>50824281
Based female appreciater

>>50824387
>SQQQ or TQQQ
For the last fucking time, people, just get higher leverage calls or puts on QQQ.

>>50824377
SIGA is green. Retail is in control

>>50824387
evens SQQQ
odds TQQQ

>>50824389
is she guarding the buffet table?

>>50824401
>calls or puts

>>50824387
>>50824401
*The only exception is SOXL calls/puts, because for some reason SMaytch and SOXX have worse options chain liquidity.

>>50824419
why cant white women stop eating?

>>50824416
thank you miss cleo

>>50824414
>SIGA
>Meme Stock
lol when are you going to learn your shit from shinola.

>>50824401
why not options on TQQQ/SQQQ? trying to beat 9% daily inflation here.

>>50824389
the technology in load bearing high heels is truly amazing to behold

>>50824448
Baggot are you finally long on SIGA?

Bullrun still on. Bobos just celebrating a meaningless red day before they spending another 4 weeks straight coping and asking how this could possibly happen.

>>50824424
Yes, pick a date, a %OTM, and look at the liquidity for that %OTM on QQQ vs 3x the %OTM on TQQQ.

>>50824448
>>SIGA
>>Meme Stock
Pick two

Even has it's own meme mascot, like GME.

Rate my entry level portfolio

I'm loading up on $500 a month in VTSAX in my 401k separately, and basically buy exclusively TQQQ and SOXL in my IRA every year, up to the $6000 current cap

>>50824318
>>50824361
This is the weirdest feeling, knowing with near certainty that a stock is going to go up eventually.

Every time it peaks, you're happy because you just made money.
Every time it dips, you're happy because you can just increase exposure, knowing it will re-peak again soon.

>>50824482
What mascot??

>>50824449
See >>50824474. Using most LETF options chains instead of further OTM calls/puts on the underlying is the high risk equivalent of buying an S&P ETF with a 5% expense ratio - you're just burning money.

I have $900 left to "invest" in stocks. What do

My entire folio is 100% crypto but crypto is just internet funny money. I want something a bit more real.

>>50824515
Want to feel like a bigshot? Park that money in BRKY and you'll not only own some lean hogs, you'll singlehandedly *double* the daily volume.

>This post, like all /smg/ threads, is sponsored by Direxion ETFs.

>>50824515
buy an index with 90% and buy some fun shit with 10% best of both worlds

>>50824515
Buy gold mining stocks and an ETF that tracks physical platinum price

When is the cpi leak dropping? Is it priced in already?

>>50824361
Gays literally cannot stop having unprotected sex with each other

>>50824539
>sponsored by Direxion ETF

>>50824515
Might as well go for meme stuff like BBBY. Either it hits bigly or doesnt. Not worth fretting over $900.

>>50824560
we're pricing in the fed pivot, get with the program

>>50824560
are your poopy pants when it drops priced in?

>>50824539
Kek how did no one mention this when it launched. Does it pay a divvie?

>>50824583
>we're pricing in
crabbing in?

>>50824597
By that way
Do you like baseball?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVWRp4O1waU

>>50824401
No. False. TQQQ calls print harder fag

>>50824539
>BRKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eD4hVOwrJg

>>50824515
EVOK earnings tomorrow after hours, single drug under development since 2007 which was medicaid approved in FL and patent acquired in Canada in the last 3 months

SIGA baggies kek

>>50824611
No, not really. I like breakfast foods though.

>>50824515
>stocks
>real

COIN earnings today. Anyone buying puts?

>>50824597
>Kek how did no one mention this when it launched.
I and a couple others have posted about it a few times (not that seriously though).

>Does it pay a divvie?
Bruh, how the fuck would you think that'd work? Even when commodities are in backwardation and you get positive roll yield, that just shows up in improved NAV.

>>50824281
>it's unreal

Pshh yeah you can say that again

>>50824614
A 30% OTM TQQQ call will "print" as much as a 10% OTM QQQ call, except you then get jewed on the bid-ask spread.

>>50824640
Don't revenge trade, Cathie.

>>50824625
How will I ever recover buying my siga at $11.

It's over bull bros...... Bobo has crashed the market to zero. Stocks can never go up again. Why didn't I short...

>>50824625
>crabbing triggered my buy stoploss and I didn't notice
Fuck
Legitimately angery.

I smell niggers in this thread

>>50824641
Yup that went over my head. I was just thinking since SOXL pays divvies all their other funds do too.

>>50824695
SOXL pays a 0.24% dividend. That may as well be 0.

>>50824577
The hype looks dead. Either that or people sold already

We will see Tpoxx riots before 2023, screencap this

Does BPR really pay 40% dividend?

>>50824306
100% gains

>>50824709
when the taxes pass house it will be a -14.76% dividend. they will actually just take shares every quarter.

>>50824302

TWU

>>50824661
I've been eating a pound of broccoli every single day for the last 2 weeks. The shits I take are straight out of fiction. Absolutely massive and multiple shits every single day. It's almost becoming a problem but I'm addicted to broccoli.

>>50824722
There never was any hype. Felt like a coordinated shill campaign to pump & dump it quickly over the course of a few days. All the posts on WSB felt forced as fuck.

>>50824760
Yeah, on top of 9% daily inflation, you basically need SOXL to pull in 25% days consistently just to break even.

David needs to step up his fucking lobbying game.

I was just larping give me back my gains

>Insider Bobo here again /smg/
Prepare to get your buttholes blown out tomorrow when CPI is still 9%. Word on the street is YoY will still be hot after energy and food is stripped from the numbers. Hedge Funds who’re long short on the markets are actually behind the meme stock pump over the last week, so the fed will take this as a sign retail yolo dipshits are putting their money back into the market as a way to fake the fed that all the retards are back piling their money into memes so while they’re at Jackson Hole they will be more bearish. You’re being played if you haven’t taken the last 3 weeks to get rid of garbage, read what’s actually going on with what companies are saying, not what the way the media is interrupting vacations and Vegas casinos, it’s a fake out. Everyone knows people are using credit to pay for all the trips and bullshit they’re spending on since it’s really the first summer without wuflu restrictions and they’re splurging one last time before they stop wasting money on trips and useless shit, kids go back to school soon and people comeback from vacations soon and are going to drill the markets into the ground.

The recession is NOT cancelled, just delayed as people went out and ran up credit card bills to enjoy their last splurging before the fall/winter. You’ve been warned /smg/

>>50824740
Do you mean BPT? If so, no, that only pays a 20% dividend.

SIGA getting railed

>>50824790
>CPI is still 9%.
It's not going to be 9%. It'll be 10-11%.

>SIGA rejected 23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

anime nigger bulltards getting heem'd tomorrow HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>50824769
>I'm addicted to broccoli.
Pretty healthy stuff. Have you checked out the nutrition facts on that stuff?
Sheesh.
>>50824790
Won't happen, chudlord. I'm buying le heckin dip with my last $270

>>50824760
>REIT chads are except

>>50824790
>Running up credit cards is bearish

>T went up

NVAX BROS WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

You guys told me that SOXL was going to go above the 200 DMA so I bought it you fucked me you niggers. Where's that nigger who posts the SSRN leveraged rotation strategy I will find you faggot

IS THIS SHIT GONNA PUMP TOMORROW OR DUMP AHHHHHH I WANNA BUY OPTIONS LOTTO TICKETS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not lurking here really did wonders to my investment confidence and calmness

I told you guys the top of SIGA was 23. Why didn’t you listen?

>>50824863
Same, I only post on the last day of the month, this is just the secretary.

>>50824827
My toilet would disagree with your approval

>>50824874
deal with your losses and move on Martin

the cpi just leaked

>>50824863
>calmness
ngmi

the cpi just leaked

>>50824908
so did my penis

>>50824908
What is it

>>50824874
You're lucky I fell asleep before I was able to cast a Jewish spell to pump SIGA Martin. Use this opportunity to capitulate.

>>50824913
Oh yeah? Post up bro

>>50824908
>the cpi just leaked
it certainly looks like something is getting priced in (downward)

>>50824908
>Biden leaks fake CPI
>Real number isn't as bad
>Market rallies

>>50824900
Isn't your butthole healthier because of the fiber?
>>50824908
Did you get it on yourself? What does it smell like?

dekael tsuj icp eht

>>50824908
>13

>>50824874
Hedgies dumped and reloaded their bags already. Its going to pump now.

>>50824925
It's been known to happen

>muh SIGA EUA

LOL. Lmao even

>>50824964
Yeah, was it the last one or the one before where somebody shooped a 10% report and the BLS had to deny it?

https://podcasts.apple.com/gh/podcast/volatility-arbitrage-trader-on-what-markets-are-saying/id1056200096?i=1000495248184

nice podcast from Kris Sidial (vol arb guy).

Time for a massive leg down for sour hour, sell now mumu this is your final warning

>>50824954
>It pumps because "this has to be the peak of inflation"

SIGA will be worth nothing and you will be happy.

>>50824665
Yeah this is literally the exact reason you trade TQQQ calls: so you can get the itm calls without risking more than a days net income. Ask me how I know

>>50824986
dont even need to listen to tell you the guys a retard and doesn't know what he's talkng about.

>>50824625
Ive only doubled my money, how disappointing.

>>50824995
It is the peak.

>>50824934
Well yeah. Fiber is definitely good for cleaning out your pipes. It's just a lot of shitting. Used to be a once a day pooper, now I'm going twice before lunch.

Sell the dip and buy the top

enough with the poopy posting, im trying to eat.

>>50825010

Like June right

why is the market going down inflation has peaked and rates aren't going up what the hell man.

>>50824997
You will catch the moneky pox and you will take tpoxx and be happy.

>>50825006
Because he's black?

>>50825017
you vill eat the poopoo

>>50825024
Neither of those things are true

>>50824281
this is NOT my /smg/

>layoffs at GRPN

>>50825023
CPI is the previous month. Oil fell in July so its not going to show up until the next report. Plus market pumped on that report. why? Because it was the bottom.

Not even trying to fud but SIGA isn’t your “make it” ticket. This shit is going to $10. It ran up on nothing but hype and hopium.

>>50825028
jesus bro thats racist how could i possibly know the guys a nigger

>>50825024
Inflation is far from having peaked. This September/October is the start of the second great depression.

>>50825035
i'm a junior working towards an economics degree I think I know what im talking about ok

>>50825055
hes not black i made it up

>>50824274
fuck you whoever linked to gme. wondered why everyone only kept talking about gme for the last hour

>>50825056
Never bet against gay sex, retard.

>>50825060
LOL

>>50825053
>OH MAN DO YOU GUY KNOW WHAT HIS MEANS?

>>50825024
Pipe down goy

Selling naked SIGA 30c for September here. The fact that it couldn’t hold over 23 is bad.

A CPI LEAK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>50825072
kek
i noticed something was off in the first minute, "why is smg acting like reddit" oh

>>50825109
I highly doubt this

>>50824416
only "TA" i need

>>50825107
Make sure to post your negative balance when it blasts last 30

>>50825119
if you or I had taken the advice of that post we'd already be up like 10%

>>50824997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

>>50824297
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK YOU FUCKING FAG

>>50825106
i hate the antichrist

>>50825134
30k cash and i'll let you suck it

>>50825107
>nothing Personal

>>50825126
It will not go past 30 until mid 2023.

>>50825056
Hype and hopium hahaha. Saving gay peoples lives is hope and having an effective treatment for something so rare is hype... okay brother!

>>50825194
Moving the goalposts already kek

>>50825195
It’s non life threatening and usually cures without treatment. Who cares about gays anyway

>>50825195
>>50825194
>>50824821
SIGA

>hedged TQQQ with VIX
>VIX barely moved
>TQQQ fat shit

>>50825208
Who cares about the GAYS? What world do you live in? Gays are now the protected and promoted class of this WORLD. It's clearly an agenda for depopulation and it will be pushed to your kids, your great grand kids. Wait there will be no more kids because they will all turn GAY AND TRANS>

Is buying VTI and SOXX a dumb idea? Should I just buy QQQ instead? I'm like 50 percent VTI and 10% SOXX.

>>50825237
Ok but you’re not going to profit from it.

>>50825252
I will.

We have a Bayhorse Silver situation where 1 dude with multiple accounts is spending hours upon hours Fudding SIGA.
There is a Mpox presentation by the Whitehouse at 3:30 est today.

>>50825134
I would just like to point out that the statements made by this poster do not reflect the opinions or positions by BagholderExtraordinaire. Any statements made by this poster are their own unique views and should not be considered to have been made by me.

>>50825264
>$241

Lol

>>50825220
what you dont know is that shkreli is fully invested in SIGA and knowing that people just follow his trades he faked being a SIGA bear, leading to higher short interest and therefore a higher short squeeze. checkmate.

>>50825264
>Mpox presentation at the white house

Gotta link for me fampai?

>>50825264
I’m not even fudding just want people to be realistic with their expectations. Everybody knows about SIGA. They will not let people 50x their net worth with something so obvious.

fuck you guys im buying COIN puts

>>50825305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqHLw9yM_Ho

>>50825264
They are spreading FUD because they are shorting SIGA> They think they are Bill Ackman during the covid madness. He was spreading FUD on CNBC about stocks going to ZERO!!! While he was shorting the markets.

Too bad they don't understand that smg are not a bunch of brainless normies that will fall for the fud.

Each nation seems to be ruled by someone who sits on a throne, wears jewels, carries ornate weapons and, often, claims to be the son of some supernatural being and, hence, a supernatural being himself.It makes no difference if that someone wears a suit and tie and looks like a shitty office worker. These larger than life individuals keep many wives, pretend instant obedience if not straight worship, and are, often, cruel, vindictive, and in many cases also sexual perverts. It makes no difference if they look like normal citizens: they are not. They are just slaves and puppets of the megarich people. Better then to remove that filthy 2% of the population and see what happens, rather than witnessing the collapse of a system we know is going to collapse.

>>50824622
It keeps going down

>markets up 3% a day for two weeks straight
RATIONAL ACTORS ACTING RATIONALLY IN A RATIONAL MARKET
>markets down 1% for a single day
WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS CATASTROPHIC PLUNGE, THIS IS JUST FAKE CPI FUD AGAIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT LETS BAD ACTORS MANIPULATE THE MARKET LIKE THIS

>>50824306
dont buy the peaks

CPI is going to shit on every single mumu in this thread

bobros cpi just leaked and it's ultra bullish, it's fucking over.
it's over.
it's over
it's over...
it's over for me
it's over for you
goodbye
goodbye world

>>50825416
if they put trump in prison can i take care of his wife for him while he's away at club fed?

>>50825440
Market is down because it's going to be a bloodbath tomorrow. If CPI leaked and it was bullish markets would be up. Everything in priced in you faggot.

>>50825326
Spank you

>>50825473
with this last scam pump my puts are worthless now and i can't even afford a diaper change.

>>50824389
i want her to end my life between her cheeks

>>50825416
>free speech doesn't give you the right to advocate violence
>immediately advocates violence

>>50825440
Now this is cope

Does the shemitah happen this September? I’d like a release from my WISH bags.

>>50825416
The hypocrisy in his own statement is absolutely dumbfounding. Bet that guy is getting destroyed on Twitter right now kek.

>>50825345
this image makes me miss my gookfu

>>50825498
it's ironically, unironically over.
i saw the leak. screenshot this post to show your grandchildren. my name is jacob feymann. tell them jacob knew what would happen. don't let them fall for bear traps. just dca. i learned my lesson today. it's too late for me now. this will be my last message ever. adieu

hol on i gotta pee

>>50825506
we all cry and masturbate to her pics every night, you're not the only one

I just woke up,Why are we red again?
Bad cpi coming or just for no reason in particular?

>>50825553
i love olives on pizza
shit i want pizza now but i already planned to make pad thai for dinner

>>50825506
>t.

>>50825416
Checked his wikipedia... race mixing oven dodger. Opinion fully discarded.

>>50825565
>planned
Just make som crusty pizza instead,what's stopping you?

>>50825565
just put the pad thai on the pizza

und now iz ze time of ze zhow ven ve crab

>>50825588
yeah let me just make pizza dough slaughter the pig i got in the backyard and make pepperoni out of it and pick the olives on my olive tree so i can make pizza in 3 hours
you. fucking. retard.
never post a post like this ever again or face dire consequences

>>50825326
Oh shit, 3:30 ET

That means if we get one mention of tecovirimat aka TPOXX during market hours we’ll pump into close. C’mon you whitehouse fuckheads, get this presser going on time.

>SOXL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtP6arjZmzI

>>50825621
You post like a mad girl i used to hang out with
You're not a girl are you?

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/QtP6arjZmzI

>>50825234
Should have shorted both

is the economy disabled or somethin? it's literally been on -0.49% for the last 6 hours

>>50825659
i could dress up like one if you want to marry for tax advantages and splitting chores

Chop. Chop. SOXL Will Mathematically Never Be $30 Again. Chopped. You Didn't Listen. Lol. You Got Chopped.

>>50825683
Something big is coming tomorrow
They know it

>>50825627
We eye of the storm till then. Check volume and MACD.

Everyone is waiting.

>>50825570

going all in on sqqq right now, I wanna get heemed again tomorrow

MR SOXL SIR PLEASE STOP REDEEMING THE APPLE COMPUTERS

>>50825416
Lmao imagine getting so deep in to partisan politics you make ass blasted posts like this.

>>50825651
>>50825660
>What a Cohencidence
The gangstalkers are in the thread again

>>50825570
This is the more appropriate picture.

Chop. SOXL. Chop. You Didn't Listen. Chop. Lum Poster? Chopped. SOXL_shill? Chopped. Lol.

heh the panic is REAL

>>50825719
the red before tomorrow has me spooked since the only thing that makes sense is theyre trying to bleed cash from retail
if CPI going up is getting priced in we should be massively down today not just little nibblers

>>50825416
Imagine basing your entire personality on what political party you vote for

>>50824274
schizo thread

>>50825750
>MARTA
>Moving
>Africans
>Rapidly
>Through
>Atlanta

Public transport was a mistake

Is shorting wish like free money or something? What am I missing? Seems like it’s going to zero

>>50825750
Moving Africans rapidly through Atlanta

>>50825739
Could you at least shop a more flattering picture of my gookfu in this picture?

>>50825792
a better question is where have the farty ponies gone? i haven't heard a peep

you know what they say: welcome to youkoso japari park

SOXL. Chop. SOXL. Chop. SOXL. Chop. SOXL. Chop. SOXL. Chop.

>>50825802
More flattering? It's basically like someone placed a piece of paper over a picture of your gookfu and traced it. How much more realistic can we get?

>>50824515
BBBY SIGA 50/508

>>50825833
>tfw buy soxl at 10 and sell at 20
I AM THE ONE WHO CHOPS

>>50825777
>>50825794
I don't think that's what it stands for..

I just yolod on megl wish me luck boys...

>>50825860
well they say it stands for "moving aids-infested rapists through atlanta" but we all know what that really means

>>50824515
FATH $5 C. The squeeze is starting.

Honestly bobros I am growing concerned at the lack of VIX performance

>>50825880
that looks suspiciously like farth (which leads into fart)

>>50825857
Tell me why the forest is quiet.

>>50825888
Just wait

kek, SIGA is going insane, just swung ~70 cents inside of a minute, this last half hour is going to be fun.

I Want To Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Down. Chop. On. Down. To.
China. Town.
https://youtu.be/idefYMHbcS8

>>50824515
Put it all in REED

cei is gonna hit a triple bottom

>>50825869
-88% holy shit

>>50825888
im holding until tomorrow and then i capitulate if nothing happens, and that will be the exact moment it starts going back up

>>50825834
well she looks better when she has her hair pulled back behind her ears.

When The Forest Is Still. Pindrop Silent. The Hair should stand up on your back.

Look at VIX. The forest is still.

>>50825892
BECAUSE I CHOPPED ALL THE TREES DOWN MOTHERFUCKER

He looks at the VIX and he doesn't get the chills down his spine. He doesn't have the hairs raised on his back.

>>50825906
kek wtf did I just watch bro, adding to playlist NOW!

>>50825926
THE BRAPHOGS WILL FART
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>50825416
Can't find that tweet any longer. Think it's deleted. Getting tired of jews desu

>>50825915

>>50825906

SPY close over $413 today?
$410 was today's "allowed range low"

Look at the VIX. Your shitposting will not shield thy eyes from the fluorescent green candles on volatility products that will happen in September. You will no longer be able to keep on escaping into your divinations of ShitCo rallies.

>>50825963
Even worse. They have eaten and will be pooping in large volume.

What a boring market. I'm glad I didn't spend all day looking at charts.

>>50825705
Whistle pigs/marmots are cheeky little fuckers. Stupid, sure, but cheeky nonetheless.

What fund has the safest steadiest gains?

>>50826028
I made $2,000 on NVDA Calls shut the fuck up retard

>>50826016
hmm ok but if the vix doesn't cum in september i'm going to shoot up your school

Does anybody here actually believe SIGA will be over $70 EOY?

I'm sorry but you can't look at the S&P and tell me that the market sentiment going into the CPI is anything but bullish. Tomorrow we reach 420 on SPY and yes, I will "blaze it" -- that is, immolate myself in public.

>>50825416
>>50825966
ngl no symphy for anybody who still supports that impotent loser faggot drumpf

btw. what happened to drumpfs grift with this special media platform? company "bankrupt" yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVWRp4O1waU

>>50826060
NVAX went from $10 a share to $300 a share in under a year. Anything is possible.

>>50826060
No.Mpox will never be covid

>>50826016
Why all this talk of
>just wait till September
No retard it’s happening NOW and September will be blood green

>>50826045
just dont buy dogshit like UVXY. Buy VIX calls that aren't too far OTM, or VX Futures. Something like that. Maybe VIXY but even that mean reverts too quickly like UVXY.

VXX might be okay

soxl looks like a good option for puts

I will le die for le trump XDDDDDD

>>50826069
You're just saying that so you don't get audited by the IRS. I know what you're doing.

GLOWIES!!! HE'S NOT REALLY A LEFTIST!!!!

>>50826113
k i'm all in UVIX and i'm cleaning my ak47 rn
u live in san fran right

>>50826146
i thought whites likes AR-15s more than AK's

>>50826060
Price predictions are dumb.

I am looking at the cases worldwide. And every day I follow it I feel more and more bullish. I was holding this thing back in May and it was crabbing for two months.. Monkey poop is extremely rare and has NEVER infected so many people. Monkey poop's main transmission is from animals to humans. Not humans to humans. This is not the same strain of monkey poop from Africa.

If cases start magically dropping I may exit my position, but as of right now I am LONG.

>>50826165
thats your first mistake, assuming people here are white. most of them are JIDF shills

So everything's tanking because of this lefty pretend inflation fix bill? Or is there more?

>>50826173
the amount of retarded schizo shit that comes out of this board indicates its full of pol transplants who are most definitely wh*te

>>50826133
Baggot we're both Jewish, we dintg have to play these games. We'll sniff out the MAGAts and get them audited. Already talked to my rabbi about it.

>>50826194
When I first came here I was ((white)) but now I'm just white.

>>50826133
nigga, please

>>50826118
I wonder if people even know how much evidence it takes to sign off on a no-knock raid at the home of a former President lol. Trump is fucked

The experimental BlueWalker 3 satellite arrived at Cape Canaveral this morning. It's all in Florida man's hands, ASTS stock price up 11% today. About the only stock green today. ~29 days left to buy before launch.

>>50826165
i'm mexican-american like most of pol

>>50826206
I'm not a kike anymore. I'm officially transitioning to christian.

>>50826194
you're not white
>>50826224
you will always be (((((((((((white))))))))) but a broke failed (((((((((((((white)))))))))) dating an insect
>>50826230
yeah the DOJ is totally not pozzed anon, it probably took all kinds of evidence. Just like all the evidence it took to get the wire tap on the trump campaign. Totally legitimate and not fraudulent whatsoever. Fucking dumb nigger.

>>50826238
what does it do?

wait are you guys serious? are you really shorting the market?

>>50826230
Are you really copy pasting tweets from faggty jews in a stock market discussion thread?

>>50826263
well no but it it dumps another 20% then i'll short for sure

>>50826264
I absolutely read that in a reddit headline.

>>50826279
lel

>>50826263

i am, soxl led the market down during april too

>>50826252
Oh you think you can just leave?!? Ok go ahead. It would be a real shame if you get audited in the future and your gookfu loses her green card. Just sayin.

>Are you really copy pasting tweets from faggty jews in a stock market discussion thread?
>I absolutely read that in a reddit headline.

>>50826173
hello fellow white people

anyone else buying every red candle? it may not make a HUGE difference but i'm helping support the stock market, if everyone on /smg/ bought a couple shares on red candles the price would go up for sure. just sell at the end of the day and buy back the next day

>>50826036
Just spy or voo or whatever your preferred flavor of s&p is.

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>>50826312
Look at those nubby little sausage fingers. Post body.

>>50826312
is this pooherb? oh boy, i ate some of that the other day. pooped my pants like 3 times. very fun

>>50826329
retard

migrate
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>>50826337
fuck you and your fucked up thread that doesn't link to the previous thread.

>>50826264
imagine believing this...

>>50826238
sold all mine today at 25% profit - carry on

Alright, I'm all in with EVOK. Anyone else gambling on earning tomorrow?