/biz/ - Business & Finance

honk honk

Bbby is breaking the $8 ceiling, it's reddit's current meme stock. Will probably go to 12

In Siga we trust

*snibs you

Bears don't get to cum

Why is there (price) inflation when there are more jobs?

>Many jobs are not adding value to the economy

>all this retarded shit like AMC pumping
what the fuck is going on

>>50758205
Turns out giving retards $20 an hour isn't a good idea

Once again siga fudders get rekt. I'm hobestly sick of winning at this point.
>inbox they call this the top again

AMC chads, we live.

>>50758223
the had dogshit earnings and now they're diluting do you faggots not follow financial news jesus fuck off

>>50758223
Short squeezing.

Grindset

SIGA BBRY AMC GME are all pumping together, this is a scary sign... not happy about it..SIGA is not a meme stock...

>>50758223
Traders are bored and wanna pump the markets regardless of econ outlook

ASAN ASAN ASAN ASAN ASAN

>>50758223
Called the very end of the bull move bro, the scammiest shit stocks get sqoozed

>>50758223
>what the fuck is going on
aladdin algos poomping so retail FOMOs into the biggest bull trap in recent memory to bleed disposable income from the masses as a way to tamp inflation

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50758247
>SIGA is not a meme stock

brah................................

Siga fudders getting rekt once again. I'm sick of winning at this point
>inb4 they call this the top again

>China tells U.S. it can't 'treat other countries like George Floyd' and 'bully and strangle them at will' as it severs cooperation with Washington and fires ballistic missiles after Nancy Pelosi's Taiwan trip
HOW DO I SHORT THR WORLD ECONOMY

>meme trash pumping
>not the top

sex is great but have you ever had a strangled underlying stay flat two days in a row

hahaha it's literally OVER for SIGA bobos HAHAHA

THE CPI RELEASES IN 2 TRADING DAYS

>>50758270
Based chinks

>>50758205
Wage growth is below inflation. Need more jobs to maintain same GDP.

Anyway the main answer is oil. We're at the point in the commodity cycle where we'd be seeing cost pressures regardless of money printing.
Secondary answer is China imploding. The age of cheap plastic trash is ending.

>>50758247
>SIGA is not a meme stock...

>>50758250
Elaborate pls

I make money selling burp fetish content

>>50758270
It can though

>>50757593
>Sell now at what seems to be current top and then buy back in at 21 for next pump?

yeah and risk that it just keeps going up and you're priced out

>>50758276
haha yea getting strangled during sex is great you're right

>>50758283
august 10th
the day of reckoning approaches

Im scared

>>50758297
thats like the 8th top signal ive seen this friday

>>50758270
Pelosi's trip to Taiwan was the proverbial knee on the neck of the CCP. Xi ain't fucking around, he's probably going to tell the norks to take Seoul at the same time he invades Taiwan.

>>50758267
>Siga fudders getting rekt once again. I'm sick of winning at this point
Seriously, how doubting gay sex enthusiasts guarantees you'll be on the wrong side of the trade.

>>50758331
bears calling the top is bullish

Did Bulls or Crabs win this week? Whats the consensus?

What did he invest in?

>>50758331
I was also your 4th top signal. Making $20 an hour and reaping the befits of having a wife that makes bank

>>50758250
hello negro, please explain your reasoning in 200 words or less

>>50758267
>ding ding ding ding ding
>to the principals office you fucking cis gendered bigot
this is how I imagine the average teacher in an american school circa 10 years from now.

>>50758370
we need the nuclear holocaust.

You guys. AFCG is goin up up up. REITs are saved and long live cannabis

>>50758359
Gay sex, (aka love) won

>>50758370
if this guy can get pussy why cant i

Buy puts,last chance before next weeks dump

DAS RITE ALL YOU FUKIN MILLENNIALS ABOUT TO BE UNDERWATER IN YOUR HOUSE AND DEBT CAN JUST GO FUCK YOURSELVES
#neverretire
#takeittothegrave

>>50758223
>what the fuck is going on
short squeezing and retail is buying the bull trap

unironically this >>50758260

SNEED THE MARKET ITS GONNA CRAB DOWNWARDS MONDAY AND TUESDAY BEFORE IT DROPS WHEN CPI RELEASES

i sold naked spy calls for $5 because i hate buying this expensive blue cheese but i needed it for wings i'm having later

>>50758370
GME

>>50758392
He's paying for it.

>>50758370
being his mother in law's bitch

>>50758370
FNKO. By the way
>FNKO

>>50758229
20/hr was good 10 years ago, 30/hr would be the new "you need this much to actually live" salary.

>>50758276


>>50758283
https://www.bls.gov/schedule/news_release/cpi.htm

3 days. Wednesday the 10th at 8:30 AM.

>>50758370
....christ

>>50758370
wtf kek

>>50758176
>this is the 'person' spamming "Have sex incels"
You know I think they're right. In the sense that if you really want to fuck, someone will fuck you eventually if you're psychotic enough to pursue it to the ultimate end.

Come on goys. Daddy needs a TSLA 820 close for lotto gainz

>>50758405
That shit is the best. I started using it as a substitute for mayo on my sandwiches haha. I like it

>>50758404
She could crash my plane any day.

>beyond meat
They're really willing to use any amount of money to pump it and make sure the goyslop factories keep churning

>Vice President Harris will convene Latina state legislators who are on the front lines of fortifying and protecting reproductive rights in their states

>>50758277
Lol holy shit that vol drop

What are you bois doing for the weekend?

Help I'm gay

>>50758452
I literally go to the bar every week and find someone to bang. Just get drunk talk to people and make conversation. Hit on the chick's and act like an idiot and be funny. It works literally every time.

>>50758483
quit having gay piss orgies and spreading diseases

>>50758476
get drunk and masturbate

Is it time to long VIX?

[ ] yes
[ ] no
[ ] maybe

>>50758260
>aladdin algos
???

>>50758483
Well admitting it is the first step to recovery. Invest in LFAP

>>50758476
xenoblade 3

>already friday
>no plans whatsoever
>again

>>50758483
Spread the gay poxx for us to become rich you faggot

TQQQ bros…

>>50758513
Yes you chuckle fuck. The risk of losing MONEY is way higher with longs than shorts.

>>50758483
sell SIGA then

>>50758476
YEE HAW ITS THAT TIME AGAIN COWBOYS. I GOT MY JEANS ON AND THEY FIT JUST RIGHT

>>50758476
Playing Pokemon Clover while I take a tolerance break from Ritalin

BUDDY LOOK AT AMC COMPUTER

>>50758464
She will probably call them a bunch of gringas

Did Shkreli close it short yet?

Tesla tanking because Jim Cramer bought shares (he is a market underperformer)

>>50758476
Me and the ol lady are going to hit up some trails on our bikes.
What about you, lad? :)

>>50758535
I’m only going to say this once, I am NOT a chuckle fuck.

>>50758551
silliness

>>50758495
Don't listen to him I need siga to go up

Why is vix red still?
Somethings fishy here

>>50758535
thats def been debunked. bear markets last way shorter than bull markets. long term, you lose money shorting.

>>50758529
i'm gonna workout, relax in my pool and eat some red meat
in no particular order
as God intended

>>50758404
Market always crashes before the CPI, then wobbles but soldiers on when the numbers again surprise to the upside

>>50758494
>sigafag
I'm not looking for men, sorry.

>>50758536
How does one achieve this body type?

>>50758462
They really hate cattle farming as a business because raising live animals is labor intensive, requires multiple avenues of high skull, to create an easily spoilt product with not a great roi because of the number of hands involved, vulnerable to employee losses.
Easier to grow soi and process it to look like meat. :)

Is this really what it's like to be a wagie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVRlYugm69Y

>>50758582
>not shorting the top
>not shorting before cpi
>not shorting when past 2 cpi tanked the market
>not shorting after this monster rally
>not shorting because you're poo poo pee pee head
HEY BUDDY LOOK AT THE DXY 10YR AND VIX

>>50758598
>How does one achieve this body type?
Little bit of chicken fried, and a cold beer on a Friday night. I reckon.

TQQQ or SOXL?

The great debate

>>50758585
Sounds good,i shouldve gone for a jog today,but i woke up and hour ago.So maybe tomorrow i guess

>>50758476
Sight in my 30-06. Finding some space this side of the mountains in WA is the hard part. Get my gf to blow me while it do it...then prepare and stock up for monkepox lockdowns

>>50758581
looking at a vix daily chart with 20 day and 200 day MA's & bollinger bands is frustrating

>>50758598
easy. just a little bit of chicken fried and some cold beers, every night, not just friday.

>>50758624
both, plus SIGA

>>50758494
But im boring. I can get a chuckle semi reliably, but actual laughs are hard. I have never made someone lose thier breath laughing.
How to be interesting? I work at a data center. I'm not an Alaskan bush pilot circus performer that became a lawyer. Also I'm not fat but I'm definitely not /fit/, plus I'm poor too.
Once two women literally ran away from me when I ordered a drink and stood next to them.

>>50758624
25% BULZ
25% TQQQ
25% SOXL
25% UPRO

This is the top for SIGA

>>50758648
sex

>>50758656

>>50758638
You should deny the holocaust more often

>>50758581
VIX RSI is starting to go up on the daily and hourly without confirming a lower low

>>50758620
>>50758634
I SET EM UP

YOU KNOCK EM DOOOOOOOOOOWN!

>>50758664
too bad shes dead.

>>50758656
Fucking lol.

>>50758615
No. That guy is way to fucking slow. Even the Managers are tapping their feet saying lets fucking go. Dude was obviously making a video and was holding up everyone and their day to record what everyone and their mother has done at least once in their lives
>breaking corporate policies of producing and distributing proprietary info is illegal and he should get fired

>>50758615
>the future
>no robot maids or hovercars
>POV of mcdonalds burger artist
this is not the future they sold me as a kid

>>50758683
crap i had plans in feb 2024

>>50758581
Zoom out, VIX needs to reset below 20 before the next habbening

>>50758683
Where's all those covid (and its numerious variants) deaths? Last I checked we are still 7 billion strong and counting.

>>50758683
Hope you got the vax pass

>>50758598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkTtZpsCCY

>>50758683
>390 trillion May ‘25

If only it was possible. I would be so insanely rich.

>>50758557
No

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nhMoYOtiDdM

2h48m

>>50758729
>Shkreli
The guys sucks at business, stocks, and chess. Why would anyone follow him except to watch him suck cocks?

>Both Yahoo Finance and Market Watch front pages shilling how good the job market is
Call me crazy for not believing this shit

This is the fucking top and I will get to short is again. Thank you blessed market makers. Please let me get cheaper puts

>>50758816
biden cancelled the recession. youd be a fool to go against the leader of the free world.

>>50758816
It is good for wagies who can continue demanding more. Bad dor investments other than bond shorts because rape hikes will continue

>>50758483
lol >>50757848

>>50758864
havent fapped in a few days, dont post this

aight enjoy ur power hour i'm gonna smoke this

>>50758816
There is no more Malarky in the USA

MEGL! MEGL in the house no doubt!

Why the FUCK is all the reddit shit pumping. I am actually murderously mad.

Soooooooo, what should I be buying?

>>50758816
You believe those fuel demand numbers from the White House too. Right

>>50758932
SQQQ

can this motherbastard shit and piss its way up to 415

>bought siga yesterday
>sold siga this morning
faggotpox isn't going to be as big as you retards think, but I'm not above making a quick buck

>>50758924
Because WSB runs a very tight ship!

>>50758963
normies are literally just hearing about it lol

>>50758944
sir could you not follow my family around. He is trying to do the needful.
>AFCG

>>50758816
>>Both Yahoo Finance and Market Watch front pages shilling how good the job market is
interesting thread last night with a link to google news articles from 2006 to right before lehman in 2008 that basically paralleled everything we see on front page economic news right now

wtf is AMC doing

>>50758963
>unironically playing gacha games
Off yourself

>>50758811
I like that he didn't cave under media pressure. If journalists try to character assassinate a person, that person is usually interesting and decent. I wish I had his Excel skills.

PLTR BROS!!! Get in here and let your balls hang!!! This one's on me. Peppercorn, anon?

>>50758924
>SIGA is Reddit

According to other anons, Reddit wasn’t aware of SIGA prior to /smg/ being aware of it.

Why don’t you just go along with the crowd? Stock prices, more than almost anything else, are based on collective perception.

>>50758963
Ah another fresh SIGA bear ready to get BTFO. Welcome to the party.

>>50758979
ceo was on cnbc earlier, seemed to stir up some interest

SHIT AND PISS PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
NOOOOOOO

>>50759000
no.
buy sqqq

>>50759034

wtf bros i just bought GME why is it dumping

>>50758848
>9.1% inflation
>4% raise, double than normal
>Labor participation hasn't recovered from the lockdowns but cooked unemployment stats have
We did it reddit! We have the best job market!

get ready to lose money when the market sells off monday and tuesday anticipating the cpi release

>>50759013
I've been thinking about throwing a couple thousand at tPLTR f>>50759013
or awhile now.

>>50758924
SIGA isn't reddit
SIGA is a 4chan pick

And it's not a meme. Genuinely.
Get in here.
I'm not kidding.

>>50758223
Market always becomes more and more retarded right after the first sign of a crisis or even recession begins.

This is the biggest inflated bubble since 1929 so you can only expect things to get even more retarded during every single bear rally.

>>50759034
damn whos this specimen

>they forgot that people still need essentials like beds and baths in a rececession and are willing to splurge for non essential items that are beyond beds and baths

what ticker are you stealth shilling but cant wait until it hits so you can tell /biz/ i told ya so?

>>50758630
Nice, I used to hunt deer with my 30-06.
>>50758476
Grilling steaks and drinking beer tonight

>>50759074
>"honey, look, it's shit that I don't need!"

>>50759075
SGMD

>>50759064
i know if i buy it will go down immediately.. ill wait for a red day

I'm the next Michael Burry

>>50759060
Reddit thinks it'll go tits up Monday on earnings, so it might finally fly.

>>50759102
>all time -99.99%
LOL

>>50759096
Candles. The beyond is fucking candles

>carvana ripping on a terrible quarter
what is going on

>>50759075
I made a meme about BX that never took off haha

>>50759075
apple

alright BOBOCHUDS its time for the SPY gigapump power hour

I want to sue media companies for calling crypto currency coins. Where are the coins??

>>50759117
It’s like a growth cannabis company is going to fail in these times….

BasedJAKK bros we got too cocky!

>>50758245
>duckposting found its way to /biz/
there may be hope for this board after all

>>50758978
Sounds about right, just wondering what the Lehman Brothers moment will be this time

>>50758683
hecking viruserino! Yea this is the top noone gives a fuck anymore and ur grasping for straws. -10% on monday

>>50759117
>you too could have 1 million shares in something

watch TSLA/TSLQ eventually trade at parity like ARKK/SARK

>>50758245
w-why are the nuns making the ducks fit?

>>50759192
Cope

>>50759210
>you just know

A real satisfied AMC stockholder is tweeting about his love for that Fucking stock!

>>50758176
Kek

>Tranny thought he could pretend to be a man

>>50759192
Congrats anon! You're about to be the 100th SIGA bear to be wrong so we have a special prize for you. An all expense paid trip to San Francisco where you'll be treated to the most decadent 15 man piss orgy you could ever imagine! Enjoy missing out, or worse being short and getting liquidated.

you may be hooked

>>50759210
Because they got fat

WHERE IS MY SPY RALLY

>>50758476
I'm on-call for work this weekend, so I can't leave the vicinity of my company laptop. I'll be sitting on the couch talking stocks (not really) with /smg/ and watching racing with my other frens over on motor/sp/ort

is official economic data release being fabricated bullish or bearish i forget

Come on fucko let me buy puts on the cheap rip the market it before it dumps next week

>>50759112
Buddy... i don't know how to say this.
It's all upside right now.

TPOXX is the only antiviral for that may help disease that has been severely under-counted. That much is known at this point. The extent of the outbreak has yet to be determined.

Ignoring the bull case entirely, let's just look at the state of affairs currently -- at this point, the only negative info that could flow into this ticker is if it fails human clinical trials. That won't occur til Q3.

On the other hand, multiple countries have cleared TPOXX for buying and distribution. It is highly likely that we will see large purchase orders before we even receive those trial results.

Nothing is without risk, but it's really hard to see the downside here beyond
>what goes up must come down
fuddery, and the fact that it is small cap so it is vulnerable to jewish short-term tricks.

Lmao s&p500
This is peak performance horizontal crabbing

I've have violently crabbed today
very boring, would not recommend

*Sucks up all your gains by taxes

gay sex and CCXI has made me a very happy man this week.

Bobo is getting desperate now. Turns out you weren't Michael Burry after all, huh?

Massive dump imminent

gay sex

>>50759295
it's power hour son

>>50759295
Bullshit they're going to pop it and let me buy puts on the cheap for next week

>>50759295
topkek

>>50759075
OPFI

>>50759113
Close, but you’d have better luck with the 10 call

>what will china do this weekend?

Guys it's not GAY SEX anymore and it's not funny anymore. A doctor just got infected with Monkey Poop. It's fucking over and I want off this ride....

>>50759348
Absolutely fucking nothing.

>>50758476
>What are you bois doing for the weekend?
My cousin's having a birthday party for her kid, so I guess I'm gonna go get drunk with my uncles.

gis

MUMU

TAKE PROFITS AND GET OUT OF THE WAY

>>50759349
>Tel Aviv
You can't make this stuff up, its too good.

>>50759348
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China's_final_warning

>>50759349
Doctor caught monkeypoop after testing gay dude... WE WRECKED YO

>>50759349
Is the monkey bollocks vaccine mrna tech?

>big money has been dumping futures market the past 6 trading days
>big money has been getting retail investors to fomo and buy the dip
>market has been moving sideways since
TOP KEK THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD NEXT WEEK

>>50759381
tl;dr

>>50759210
their nunnery was raided and all the nuns were raped while their ducks idly sad quacked. instead of getting fucked they are now getting ducked.

>>50759394
Damn. That's marriage material.

>>50758683
Gays make up only 5% of the population though

>>50759394
Source:
>trust me bro

>>50759349
The doctor was probably using his penis as a rectal thermometer.

>>50758476
Makin margaritas.

>>50759349
Damn, I was about to realize some gainz and I think this article just stopped me in my tracks.

>>50759394
>He's buying into the CNBC boomer FUD narrative
You already lost. Take the black pill and stop pretending to be smart.

>>50759435

>>50758199
I need a crab statue to sit alongside my frog meme god idol.

>>50759435
>Latinaposting in /smg/

i lost 2000 dollars today thanks to this fake and gay jobs report

(i shorted the dollar)

I’m not posting until someone bakes

>>50759422
>only 5%

20% of zoomers are lgbt

>>50759422
>5%
Jesas christo

>>50759444
Fuck the police.

>>50759437
>market gaps down 4 out of 6 trading days with green candles
yeah bro keep buying

>>50759452
we are 100 posts away from a new thread retard

>>50759381
>TWO
>MORE
>WARNINGS

>>50759425
There was a doctor, asian guy, who used his dick as a "speculum", somewhere small town USA. I read a book on it. He is one of the reasons gynecologists have to have a nurse present in the room now.

>>50759349
>>50759382
I get to make a lot of money!!! YESS FINALLY!!! but fuckkkkkk I have to live with the danger of potentially getting MONKEY PEE

I can't use the gain to enjoy LIFE WHYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHGHHHHHHHHHHH

It's over Elonchads

>>50759466
Sheet you’re right, my b

>>50759454
>20% of zoomers are lgbt
We said this was going to happen if we let the gays get married.

>>50759444
how are you going to compare a bean nigger to a spaniard.

Holy shit 850 tsla put anon might actually make it

>TSLA down 8%

a taste of what's to come next week. DOG SHIT is getting sold

This is the last UVXY play I will ever do. It’s theta positive and moderately bullish. The only way I lose is if we have the golden bull run next week to push VIX even lower, in which case my longs will cover this small loss. If I win it’s about $10k

>>50759461
Closing bell hasn't even rung and you're already fully torqued for Latina p

>>50759454
>>50759482
This will go back to normal whenever monkeypoz runs it’s course

>>50759482
At this point I hope they all turn out gay, get mpox, and pump my stock. I'm done trying to fight the system. Just accelerate and make me money.

>>50758395
#burymewithmybonds

I am shorting SOXL

Give me the good short entry you fuck

>>50759464
My time horizon for making assessment is longer. But yes, I will continue to slurp the tasty dipperino and encourage my friends to do so as well.

I highly recommend you sell your SIGA immediately

Who's earnings was it that came out at 8:30 AM and tanked the market?

ASMB stock ladies!

I need a 1% pump on SPY lets do it friends everyone all in SPY for me thanks.

more latinas please

>>50759538
Less unemployment implying no fed pivot

WTF WAS THAT

>>50758476
Working. If you've got time to whine you've got time to grind.

>>50759394
>pretending you're not the retail retard losing money
you funny

>>50759551
Oh, that's all?

Should I get out of ABBV or do you think they'll recover after they shit the bed this week? I never should have invested in anything medical, I'm not informed inthat field in the slightest

CHANNEL ALL ASHKENAZI MAGIC TOWARDS SPY PUMP

>>50758205
Typically, there is strong employment when inflation first starts being high. The stagflation of the 1970’s was started on purpose by Nixon to increase employment. Later on, the inflation fucks you.

>>50759559
my portfolio is +4.17% from buying puts wednesday, selling today, buying more puts at 414 today and closing them at the bottom eat shit nigger faggot kike

>>50759571
congrats on the $40

>>50759560
afaik

>>50759580
kek

>>50759562
I'm already using all my Ashkenazi magic to dump TSLA, fuck off.

>>50759233
Imagine having the chance to sell AMC at $72 and bagholding it for an entire year+.

>>50759580
buy calls and hold them over the weekend then pussy lips

>>50759599
god i wish i could have her baked goods

BIOTECH MOONING. Suck a dick techniggers

>>50759599
You just know she put some nasty shit in those cookies

>>50759580
lol, lmao even

Green close for the S&P 500?

>>50759540
how long are you gonna stay in it?

August 12

>>50759595
Youve had your turn, now its mine. I say Ashkenazi SPY pump. DIGITS

I hope we get a big pump at the eod!
>So I can get some TECS at or near daily low.

>>50759599
This picture screams "scat fetish"

RH closed my iron condors early at a marginal gain but they were going to expire in max profit

Like what the fuck

>>50759636
September 11

>>50759647
use a real broker

>>50759508
Oh I'm applying torque all right.

>>50759647
KWAB

>>50759638
My digits say fuck off, the Ashkenazi magic is going to stay on TSLA all weekend.

>>50759647
Well duh they have to look out for the market maker who gave you it

>>50759595
I'm the only one with Jewish magic and I'm not done with bobo yet. We keep pumping.

BREAKING: SIGA CEO announced $0.30 dividend for homosexual holders

Anyone got some tickets they’re looking at that aren’t pro/short/leveraged/monkeybumps?
Looking for some good long-mid plays with some room to run.

>>50759676
Dude is so horny in a stock market general thread omg

>RDBX

>>50759736
spicy

New

>>50759745
>>50759745

>>50758476
Applying for new jobs

>>50759561
37% of their revenue comes off patent next year.

>>50759753
Nigger

>>50759720
NET. Just hold it, don't think. Also not going to explain why it's a good play.

>>50759720
SYRS. It's a biotech that does gene expression meds for various diseases. It's a long play though as I don't expect to see much movement till late next year.

AIRT has possibly recieved a very large contract from dod to build secret squirrel jet engines, but I've not found enough on it yet.

IEP for those divvys.

>>50759520
And the reason for not buying SOXS is?

>>50759662
You have
One week

>>50759629
He hasn't actually made money on it yet.

hello I would very much appreciate if the USD.JPY would go back down to 135 yen per dollar please thank you

>>50759647
Consider the losses a hidden fee for using RH.
Now that you've learned, close your positions before 3pm like a good boy, or get a real broker.

Robinhood autosells at the bid so you can get fucked pretty hard on illiquid or multi-legged plays.

>>50759853
fuck i meant to write 134

>>50759702
Sauce?

THERES MY GIGAPUMP

>>50759926
wtfwt?

>>50759947
just half a percentage more green and im gucci.

>>50759636
>>50759662
Dec 6

>>50758176
What with the sad face? This stunning and brave POC should be grinning from ear to ear. I know I would be.

>>50758719
Not really, even if it becomes as big as covid SIGA can't grow that much (max x10) and other companies are going to grow on the side