/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50748672
fukin weird vibes bro fr fr straight sussin

What was formerly the most prestigious newspaper in the modern world has an opinion piece about "the vibes". That's a top signal if I've ever seen one. Short civilization, it's all downhill from here.

>>50748672
Hey maaaaaaaaaaaan
The economy needs to drink kombuncha
cuz it's chakra is misaligned.
Saturn must be in Gatorade.

>on the cusp of WW3
>mass depopulation
>w-weird vibes bro
no shit

It's all just you know, weird, man. The vibes, you know. Really weird. I'm not feeling it, man.

>>50748672
sussin economy not passing my vibe check fr fr. companies acting like they bussin when europe collapssin this winter.

I hate seeing the word Weird with a period at the end. It makes me want to kill

I know the whole squad is feeling sussy here today. But on god there's no reason to give in. No cap, this process will be over in a minute. I know we won't take the L because there is an answer that will slap fr fr. There is a way around this system. This is a test of our hustle and grind. One great idea will slay.

>>50748806
That's p weird.

>>50748752
Saturn is on cocaine

>>50748672
so what's the actual essay?

>>50748672
fr tho crypto puttin me to sleep.
My iPhone 11 looking mid. Was gonna cop a 13 when btc start doin sum

I don't think I've laughed this hard at 4chan in a long time. Top fucking tier comedy ITT

>>50748827
Probably not worth reading

>>50748852
>people are feeling based

>>50748852
holy fuck we have front row sheets to the decline and fall of western civilization

>>50748695
ayo fr no cap bro fr dat shit bussin mad suss n shiet

>>50748743
the vibes are pretty fucked bro. everything is sort of in a state of suspended animation, where there's no really good investment so everything is actually a great investment, meanwhile poorfags are complaining about $15/min wage that's already only worth $10/hr as of like last year

>>50748752
>The economy needs to drink kombuncha
yeah unironically

>>50748827
some kike shit prolly

https://twitter.com/kylascan/status/1542483511218561024?

>>50748852
>right now we are in a "vibe-cession"
holy fuck clown world doesn't even begin to describe the times we live in anymore
shorting vibes as we speak btw

>>50748880

>>50748919
the fact remains, the vibes such as they are, are actually fucked. people still owe me like $1.5k and i actually don't give a shit. if that's not a fucked up vibe, i dunno what is

>>50748755
>>on the cusp of WW3
>>mass depopulation
none of this is real
get off /pol/

Memes aside: we could say their apparently legitimate argument is: people are depressed.
That's probably stupid.
In the middle of the summer people aren't depressed; they're usually off vacation; they just don't give a fuck about your grind.

>>50748956
Bury your head in the sand, see what happens.

>>50748672
Civilization is straight susin. It's time to find God.

>>50748956
Yet in the back of your mind you accept it as reality. Funny.

>>50748852
What the fuck
Jews went too far this time

>>50748672
Listen to this goofball, I’ll bet you $100 she voted for Biden and was negative against Trump even though he had a winning economy.
Never listen to half-baked economists.

>>50749040
>>50749115
>muh Chernobyl
>muh San Andreas Fault
>muh Yellowstone
>muh Y2K
>much Dot Com Crash
>muh 9/11
>muh 2008
>muh Fukushima
>muh COVID apocalypse
>muh Three Gorges Dam
>muh civil war
>muh balkanization
>muh Trump fascist dicatorship
>muh Qanon
>muh Red Deer vaccine zombies
>muh ebin volcano eruption(s)
>muh collapse of the US dollar
>muh Greater Depression
>muh Monkey disease apocalypse
Stop wasting time on this shit and just live your life.

>>50748672
Has this dumb bitch never heard of stagflation?? Because that’s what we’re in right now due to piss poor government spending and management.

>>50749163
I think they're trying to convey a psychological argument, that supposedly people are down on their mood. It's probably stupid because not all people are on the same mood at the same no matter what anyway.

>>50748852
>Things are off. And if it hey don't improve, we will have to worry about more than bad vibes.

>>50748672
>carrying weight for the USA administration
Pathetic

>>50748672
They aren't wrong. I'll allow their stupid phrasing just this once.

>>50749179
The psychological argument is just a cover for the fact that the masses (goyim cattle) are realizing that they've been duped, and are shortly going to sputter out and die due to their worship of the Mark of The Beast. Blood sacrifice shall resume fairly soon. Everything else is meaningless.

>>50748818
Gold

>>50748880
That girl just screams avoid at all costs.
Better to stay home with a tv dinner than to melt ice with her across the checkers.

if only we could measure vibes..... that would be unreal.....

>>50749191
cnbc had a better article saying the same thing yesterday, without the zoomzoom language.

>>50748743
the nyt was always a bolshevik rag.

>>50748743
reminder that the jew york times covered up the jew orchestrated genocide of Ukrainians in the 1930s

oh fuck not the vibes

>>50748852
new york times etc pay people for these dumbass articles because they generate clicks, the more offensive and stupid an article you can write the more twitter retards will retweet it while getting outraged. these journalists are just having a competitive race to the bottom. while also e-begging for funding to "protect democracy"

>>50748672

Everything is fucked but the population is kept in the dark. Most people are living their lives as normal, the wise are making moves to secure their future.

No shit things are weird when the players don't all have the same information.

>>50749150
This.
>I used to have the same mindset, drank all the time, all that doomer type behavior.
>Started reading books, older books sometimes had a bunch of world events going on around the time that the book was written.
>Literally the same shit has been going on forever
>Only difference is now it's pumped into our brains 40000x a second on fucking tiktok and shit
I literally only use the internet for Programming shit, occasional /biz/ and as a general learning resource, as well as to keep up with relevant world events. Phone is off unless I need to make a call. I missed it all for a bit, but now I'm fucking comfy. I will never go back.

>>50748956
Mass depopulation is real at least. 90% of countries have <2 kids per female. The only people multiplying are the dysgenic hordes of Africa and the middle east. Look it up

>>50748743
It’s the New York Times, it was never legitimate. Always a Jewish CIA rag

>>50748869
>front row sheets

>>50748852
This is how mumus think

>>50748672
Economy be sussin' fr...

>>50748852
>vibe-cession

That's it. I'm a neonazi now. I'm done.

>>50748852
>vibe-cession

>>50749799
>the collapse of the current civilization is a nothingburger because it has happened in the past, I read it on a book
huh, did that book describe the life of ordinary people during these collapses?
midwit

hope you bought some silver
full moon approaching

>>50748956
We're on /biz/ bro...

>>50750247
it's inescapable it seems.

>>50748672
Is a retrograde worse than a recession?

>>50748852
>>50748672

vibe is mid AF rn no cap

>>50748672
The vibes are off because Joe Biden is a piece of shit, and most leftists who voted for him don’t work.

>>50752050
Yeah yet somehow even faggots weak enough to birth you and your ancestors made it so much have not been so bad huh?

>>50749904
This scares me, and it's insidious. If we accept that all men are equal and have peace on earth, then the ones that shit out the most babies at the earliest age will inherit the earth, and we all know that the ones that shit out the most babies are the ones with the worst impulse control, worst ability to plan and generally are just low IQ undesireables. But there's no way to control this without the general public spazzing out.

>>50752773
Good, this way the potential of crypto lies in my hand instead of goycattle who can't even do finances properly

>>50752667
that doesn't mean the transitional period was a nothingburger, zoom zoom

>>50748672
>I just want a hippy gf to smoke weed and ramble with about esoteric philosophy and then fuck for hours on end eating nice organic food in the morning

>>50748672
>ny times

Found the pseud.

>>50748852
>filled my XRP bags
I’m definitely feeling based

>>50748743
>stupid blog in a newspaper
>OMG BROS CIVILIZATION IS COLLAPSING

>>50748672
ayo mufuggin bix nood efferiums where dat muhfuggin muney n shit knowhatimsayyin

>>50755358
I lived this life for a year.
It got old, I left, but it was fun while it lasted.

>>50748818
imagine mad men but theyre all vaping instead of smoking

>>50748672
>>50748852
What the fuck is with all these fucking articles quoting "vibes" and using the term "vibecession"? Bloomberg did the same thing and tried to argue that everyone is panicked about the economy and citing "bad vibes" while trying to explain that everything is totally fine!

>ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT... Look! Housing prices are up! Isn't that great? Haha! You probably won't be laid off in a few months, so no worries.. There will just be massive paycuts across the entire economy which will totally save megacorps tons of money! NO CAP FR FR!! Don't worry about all this inflation stuff, the economy will be fine! Everyone will just be broke and on the verge of being unable to afford the cost of living, but there will be NO RECESSION bro.

This is the new narrative? Everything is fine in the economy, but people are just like, bummed out because the vibes are bad? What the fuck possesses retards to try and push this bullshit?

>>50755721
mad niggaz

>>50749395
>After completing his education, Duranty moved to Paris, where he met Aleister Crowley and participated in magic rituals with him.

>>50748852
They acknowledge that GDP has been negative for 2 quarters and then say there's no recession. Amazing how they'll be so brazen about lying now

>>50755728
It's an opinion article, don't freak out over it lol.

>>50748852
This is a masterpiece of postmodern literature

Economy is sussin fr fr

>>50748672
Priced in. You missed the generational bottom. Cope

>>50748880

>>50748852
why do these fags always have to bastardize English with their little gay buzzwords
this was written by either a woman, a homo, a jew or all 3

>>50748852
im fine with the nukes now let's get this over with

>>50748743
the top? this is like hitting a ledge on the way down bro

The vaxcession

>>50752172
We are in a civilizational retrograde.

>>50756735
No. I'm seeing this shit spread and people are unironically believing the dumb cunt who coined this "vibe-cession" bullshit. I'm fucking sick of this.

>>50748755
I feel shocked, cotton

>>50755721
i want to work there

>>50748852
it even has a link on it, someone post the content

>>50757336
writers don't read anymore. They honestly don't have a wide vocabulary. Its much simpler to just make retarded portmanteaus

>>50748852
>vibe-cession
I should have majored in clowning.
How to profit from the clownification of the world?

I got laid off last week, it was a harsh vibe ngl

>>50749150
>>50749799
>heh just ignore news
How are you on /biz/. It's impossible to make money if you ignore news these days

>>50757510
It links to her substack article

>>50749904
>Look it up
No.

>>50757635
This isn't news. It barely qualifies as a blog post.
What useful actionable information did you learn from this article? How has it improved your life?

>>50748672
>NY Times
>Opinion
>Guest Essay
may as well just flood the catalog with random tweets
oh wait we do that too

>>50748818
nah bro it’s off my boys just got kicked out they shifts shit sucks fr i think we finna start a revolution no cap

>>50748672
No cap the economy be sussin fr fr bruh

>>50748672

wow, it's like the entire economy is a shitcoin
it crashes and they blame it on the fudders lol

as the economy continues to shit the bed they'll claim everything is actually great and the real problem is the fudders creating bad vibes. that's hilarious

>>50749904
Africa's peaking too.

>>50748868
read the same thing

>>50748672
Who the hell wrote that, this guy?

>>50752773
Take the rural life pill

>>50749150
Alot of what you quoted had very measurable detrimental effects 9n our world.
>9/11
>Dot com bubble
>2008
And alot was just fringe bullshut nobody cares about
>red deer
>qanon

>>50758575
one doesn't just do that. rural life is a huge shock for anyone who grew up or worked a while in a typical suburb or urban center. every social adaptation that works in those contexts is extremely awkward and borderline unwelcome in rural contexts

>>50758875
Thank god I grew up in a small town. I'm not raising my kids to be city slickers

>>50748852
America is a collapsing shithole well past its prime.

Phone poster so can't CAP but this is why i always return to this shithole in bear markets <3

https://twitter.com/seyitaylor/status/1536492439816503296

how are all of you autists so fucking retarded. this is basically normie speak saying this is a clown economy. except they're just now getting around to admitting it, way way way too late.

>>50748672
This article is written by a woman.

>>50748852
.

>>50748672
Remember when the New York Times was the most professional and well-respected English language newspaper in the world?

>>50749590
>new york times etc pay people for these dumbass articles because they generate clicks,

lol. lmao even. It doesn't matter if the state propaganda arm makes any money because it has access to infinite financing. How do you not get this?

Are you okay? BUSTAH WOLF!!!

>>50748852
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50752773
>If we accept that all men are equal

we dont' accept that

>>50748672
Oh no not the vibes

>>50755728
they're trying to sooth the cognitive dissonance of their reader base. They changed the definition of recession, but the economy is still bad. This article gives them a new word to explain why the economy is bad but also its not a recession, and actually its the fault of people who think its a recession like the republicans. Now at the water cooler you can snarkily inform your maga coworker that he needs to educate himself on what a vibe-cession is.

>>50755538
I guess youre unable to aknowledge broad light signs

>>50748852
Who fucking wrote this holy shit

It unironically reads like something a 12 year old wrote

>>50758000
>000
Bussin

>>50749799
After reading a few older books one really realises just how much lazy midwits who have never read anything besides internet jpgs /pol/tard doomers are. Their "facts" about the good old days when everyone was trad really become laughable when you read how people in the past were so degenerate as told by contemporary authors.

>>50759964
Wow you're right the trans flag existed since 1750 B.C

>>50760073
Non-heteros surely did. Also minority of people had nice trad virgin wives and nuclear family units even in the 19th century. Adultery and pre-marital sex was normal.

>>50759964
i'm over 30 so i remember a time before cutting little boys dicks off and making them wear dresses was normal.

Vibe is OFF

>>50749191
A single person wrote the article anon

>>50757543
There is literally something called clown college that you can attend to learn how to be a clown in a circus. Steve-O from jackass actually graduated from one of these programs.

>>50749799
Look up how to properly greentext

>>50748880
those bills piling up are just bad vibes

>>50760073
Ever heard of Babylon?

>>50749149
You fail the vibe check bro fr fr

>>50748672
>>50748852
This smells like a dead crab, we're either going to see growth or out right death in the next 3 months.

>>50748752
>>50748672
the parasites did a really good job at discrediting the new-age "bullshit" while simultaneously studying it and acknowledging its' validity
for example:
>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30414050/
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4378297/

>>50759717
Touch grass retard

>>50748672
>>50748695

Ummmm, not feeling the vibes of this economy sweeties

>>50760928
Thats literally what WE are asking YOU

You actual retard

>>50760928
To be fair, you need a little help

Since you have mental retardation

People are bankrupt, and not economically

Mindless, sub-human drones, who cannot by any means escape they little sad reality living in constant struggle

Mental illness is at an all time high, constantly getting bombarded by propaganda inducing mediocre mentality

People are rotting and whining at anything that dares to challenge their retarded unaware reality

Thats why western civilization aka U.S is a complete shithole, I honestly doubt the decline is over

It will never be over because there will be always people being as retarded as you and being completly unaware of their surroundings thinking everything is just fine

While some retard asperger 90IQ Incompetent person edits the news and media millions would read/watch

It is clear (for a non-retarded sub-humans) how disconnected the public and their mediatic feeders are from competence

>Muh vibes

Yeah, great, good one

I FUCKING HATE NUSPEAK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50759743
Some druggie millennial hipster kike cunt

>>50761328
you need to go back to plebbit, now

>>50760146
This means degeneracy=good since it occurred somewhere in the past like the exemplary Weimar. 4chantards are often projecting their own biases when looking at the past, too, since they often try to apply historical revisionism by saying Beethoven was white, when he was a proud disabled poc queer all along

>>50749149
bet you AR$1000 this isn't a real person

>>50758139
>>50758216
>FUDDERS will regret! Diamond HODL to the moon fellow goyim!
Imagine the dump

>>50748695
vibes isn't a zoomer term shithead

>>50758575
Damn, those people are ugly