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crabby crab market

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50738218

>> No.50739323

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Ims19gkmU

>> No.50739326
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50739326

this was me lel

>> No.50739328
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50739328

Power hour

>> No.50739338

>>50739301
N

>> No.50739340
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50739340

Buying SIGA is like buying BTC back in 2010

>> No.50739341

NIGGER
nigger
NIGGER

>> No.50739342
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50739342

please redpill me on this

>> No.50739347

Keep dropping, oil, you fuck.

>> No.50739350
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50739350

DYODD but I think TTWO is going to miss earnings based on this spread I saw in the options flow

>> No.50739354

>>50739342
Chinese pump and dump

>> No.50739356

You deserve whatever drawdown you get if you don't take some profits at this obvious local top.

>> No.50739361

SITM

>> No.50739362
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50739362

This has to be the local top

>> No.50739364

>>50739347
w-who you talking to bro?

>> No.50739367

>>50739342
The jews did it

>> No.50739369

>>50739347
Shut your whore mouth mr white house rep

>> No.50739388

>>50739364
You, if you're any less than 100% in SCO.

>>50739369
We'll price control you into the ground.

>> No.50739389
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50739389

Pretty god damn violent for a crab day, if you ask me...

>> No.50739390

>>50739326
Govx produces nothing and is a scam dilution machine. Go ahead and gamble

>> No.50739400
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50739400

>>50739388
I have 0% SCO

>> No.50739402
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50739402

>>50739362
it literally is you stupid nigger

>> No.50739404

>>50739388
You will price control these nuts

>> No.50739411

>>50739390
Welcome to the stock market. I can tell you're new here.

>> No.50739413
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50739413

Listen once The CGI president accounts monkey poo emergency it will be over for you chuds. SMG is going to be SIGA MARKET GENERAL. WE ARE TAKING OVAAAAAAAA NWO STYLE TWO SWEEEEET

>> No.50739417

>>50739342
>you can’t short a stock until 30 days after an ipo
should i?

>> No.50739422
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50739422

>>50739404
spot em got em

>> No.50739426

>>50739333
Didn't she just get sentenced to 9 years in Russian prison for smuggling weed?

>> No.50739434

The Fed also deserves whatever volatility expansion it induces with this literally socialist market manipulating faggot nonsense.

>> No.50739440
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50739440

ELY is going to beat earnings. Went to top golf Tuesday and shit was packed with an hour wait at 9pm.

>> No.50739441

SIGGER earnings soon

>> No.50739442

>>50739426
No, that was the girl who didn't wear a blue suit.

>> No.50739443

>>50739411
People here already made money off it faggot. Your telling people to buy govx right now? Kys

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50739457

Bloody bitch bastard benchods good morning

>> No.50739464
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50739464

>>50739426
>she

>> No.50739468
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50739468

>>50739413
Screenshot this. SIGA will be the biggest and most successful stock SMG has shilled.

>> No.50739470

USACbros... We're running out of time...

>> No.50739475

>>50739443
no, im telling people that I called this back then. I can now tell that you have poor reading comprehension as well.

>> No.50739491

>>50739440
Now that's a Lynchian play. Surprised the reverse wealth effect isn't fucking them over.

>>50739442
>>50739464
Oh shit, nevermind, looks like it was Michelle Obama. Griner's her maiden name or something I guess.

>> No.50739495

>>50739470
>USAC bros
You mean USAC scammers

>> No.50739496

>red id sour hours + red friday
>any other: green forever

>> No.50739501
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50739501

>backwardation of the WTI futures curve collapsing in real time
oilbros... we got too cocky

>> No.50739515
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50739515

>>50739496
My folio is ready.

>> No.50739517

>>50739495
USACbros are the scammed, the original poster is long gone

>> No.50739520

why isnt the market going up now, fuck this rigged shit

>> No.50739523

>>50739501
Not too late to flip short.

>> No.50739529
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50739529

>>50739021
why are commercials so often a black man with a white women?

Never an Asian man with a white woman. Never a pajeet with a white woman. always niggers

>> No.50739534
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50739534

>>50739496
>cabbage green id
off to a good start

>> No.50739541

>>50739501
Those wacky Euros. Rather than use fossil fuels, they decided to just fucking die.

>> No.50739544

>>50739529
yeah man it's a real mystery

>> No.50739546

>>50739342
It is a fraudulent scheme. Anyone investing in this is exit liquidity. The parent company own 90% of shares outstanding and all the underwriters are a bunch of shells owned by Calvin Choi, the chairman and ceo of their parent company. Talk about self-dealing. Which so happens to be the type of behaviour that got him banned recently by Hong Kong's securities and futures commission. Every single IPO AMTD have underwritten have collapsed. It is actually hilarious. Just look up all the companies they have underwritten and it is the same story for each one - so and so founder/board member of company has fled the country.

https://www.sfat.gov.hk/files/20220429-SFAT%202022_4_Ruling.pdf

>> No.50739551

>>50739402
lol

>> No.50739556

>>50739342
It's some random reddit meme again

>> No.50739565

>>50739150
You seem really confident we won't see a gamma squeeze on SIGA this expiry.

>> No.50739568

>>50739517
He sold you all the puts and went off into the sunset

>> No.50739574

OK
THAT'S ALL YOUR GETTING
THAT WAS YOUR NEXT BREAKOUT
NOW TAKE YOUR PROFITS YOU GREEDY STUPID FUCKS

>> No.50739582
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50739582

>>50739301
Jesus this shit is pumping

>> No.50739587
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50739587

>>50739574
>TAKE YOUR PROFITS

>> No.50739592

>>50739529
whom ever controls the media and all the advertising is responsible

>> No.50739595

How much should I keep in my savings?

>> No.50739600

I don't feel the pain of inflation anymore. I see prices rising but I have enough... I sometimes balk at the price of things, but I don't find myself in a space where I have to make tradeoffs because I have enough, and many Americans have enough.

>> No.50739603
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50739603

AHHHHH SIGA IS AT $20 again!!!!!!


SIGA BROS!!!!!

>> No.50739615

>>50739600
Fed members are sociopaths

>> No.50739616
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50739616

>>50739603
WE DID IT!! GAY SEX BROS WON!!! SMG LOST!!

>> No.50739621

>>50739301
Lol, crab market?
Stocks are up big time.
>AMD
>BCRX
>SIGA

>> No.50739625
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50739625

>>50739441
>SIGGER earnings soon

The real question is will it dump after earnings

>> No.50739631

>>50739574

Just fucked my boyfriend, price isn't going anywhere

>> No.50739634
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50739634

HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF CRABS

>> No.50739641

sigroids. siggers. siga niggas. siggies. sigarios. sigalicians. gay. sex.

>> No.50739647

>>50739616
AHH I JUST BOUGHT THE TOP AGAIN

>> No.50739648

sour

>> No.50739649
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50739649

I endorse gay sex.

>> No.50739655

>>50739464
huge fucking shoulders

>> No.50739657

>>50739634
That fish's name? The United States Government.

>> No.50739663
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50739663

>>50739501
thanks brianen

>> No.50739667

>>50739634
fuckin brutal every time

>> No.50739668
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50739668

Where my real estate chads at?

>> No.50739675
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50739675

NO ONE EXPECTS THE UNBEARABLE CRABNESS OF SNIBBY

>> No.50739682
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50739682

IN SIGA WE TRUST!!

>> No.50739684

I am thinking of long term holding NXST. Advertisers will have to flee from online since AAPL/GOOG are cracking down on ad agencies. Boomers are still too dumb to figure out how streaming works so they will continue to watch daytime TV over antennae broadcast.

>> No.50739686

>>50739634
Fish stronk

>> No.50739689

Whoever shilled me the tradertv channel, thank you. That chubby blonde has my bags ready to pump

>> No.50739696
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50739696

SIGA wants to moon, and maybe it can be slowed down.... for a time
But it cannot be stopped, it's that simple

>> No.50739697
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50739697

Anyone know where DWAC tranny is?
Truth Social is now available on Android. PUMP IT, DONALD!

>> No.50739700
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50739700

>>50739565
I don't think its going to pop above 30 on the August expiry. Just sold 5 more Aug 30 C's against my Dec 30C's for 0.95 a piece to make my calendar spread 1:1.
Ignore cost basis on my Dec 30C's IBKR is fake and gay its 3.05 as I explained in previous bread.

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50739704

Tell me anon, how is your portfolio doing?

>> No.50739703
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50739703

I KNEW IT
As soon as I saw the triangle fail to break resistance, I knew we were headed back down

>> No.50739706

>>50739668
My REITs are doing alright.

>> No.50739708
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50739708

>>50739411
got em lol based

>> No.50739715
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50739715

>>50739634

>> No.50739717

>>50739682
Honestly, /ssg/ died and everyone stopped talking about gaysex...I thought it was over.

>> No.50739718
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50739718

>>50739675
Fuck you buddy

>> No.50739721
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50739721

>>50739704
It's being saved by the monkey poop up the gay anus.

>> No.50739725
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50739725

>>50739574
I'm in
on margin
averaged up to $18.20
I don't even care
just need more exposure
we're going to the moon on wings of pozzed faggot cum and you can't stop us

>> No.50739726

PUBLIC
HEALTH
EMERGENCY

>> No.50739728

>>50739443
lol see you at 10 faggot

>> No.50739730

>>50739616
This is what happens when you know that the “sex positivity” movement is accepting of disfiguring and deadly illness transmission. They will do ANYTHING to maintain their “lifestyles”.

Imagine a world where there weren’t any women and men were the sexual gatekeepers. This is the world of homosexual men. It’s a free-for-all fuckfest fueled by drugs and booze. Honestly doesn’t sound so bad except for the diseases and inability to build a family.

>> No.50739732

The more SIGA goes up the more I will add to my short position. 22.67 is the top.

>> No.50739733
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50739733

aaand the siga spam is back

>> No.50739744

>>50739733
>siga spam
just say you hate money dude

>> No.50739748

>>50739464
lol I bet she hates america now, stupid bitch

>> No.50739756

>>50739733
Ngmi

>> No.50739757

>>50739733
it's the only interesting thing happening right now

>> No.50739759
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50739759

>>50739301
Friends, are there any forums/websites where people talk about stock valuation through financial modelling?
I have some questions while doing it and it'd help to have a community.

For instance, I'm doing a tech advertising company with ~2 billion MC and they got a 300 million loan about a year ago which they just have sitting around in cash.
Why would they do that?

>> No.50739760

Wow that's weird how every thinking person who pays any attention to the market is starting to learn for an objective fact that the people in charge are running a socialist, fake market. What "agitprop" could anyone possibly come up with that would be more persuasive than redefining technical terms and then blatantly manipulating the market to punish the public for disagreeing with you? What is anyone ever going to write on 4chan that beats that?

I'm open to actual answers, you hypocritical literal criminals against democracy.

>> No.50739761
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50739761

>>50739733

>> No.50739763
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50739763

Imagine you are deeply depressed and then the only place you liked turns into a gay bar

>> No.50739765

>>50739744
you retards are as bad as the gme fags jumping from one meme stock to the next

>> No.50739770

>>50739748
lel. many such cases

>> No.50739771
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50739771

>>50739703
>It bounced off the .618 fib line
I'm actually learning, this feels like magic

>> No.50739772

>>50739748
not shedding one tear for this cunt rot in jail forever

>> No.50739780

when do i sell the $30 aug19 call on my siga shares bros

>> No.50739782

>>50739582
I bought 1 whole share, am I gonna make it?

>> No.50739783

>>50739733
>”o-only the stocks I agree with on a fundamental level should g-go up!!”

>> No.50739784

>>50739765
I don't know if gmefags even do that anymore. seems all they have left are the diehard cultists who drs their shares and will never sell

>> No.50739792
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50739792

Is this a bear or bull flag on SPY

>> No.50739799

>>50739765
>comparing GME to SIGA
absolutely not going to make it

>> No.50739805

>>50739765
>gme fags
>jump from one meme stock to the next
uhh ok

>> No.50739809

>>50739771
a little more learning and you'll realize it's useless

>> No.50739815

>>50739780
right now, if earnings is a shakeout you will never recover

>> No.50739818
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>>50739792
Pendant

>> No.50739819

SPY is gay

>> No.50739826
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50739826

>>50739748
Id put money he was one of the niggers protesting the national anthem lmao

>> No.50739825

>>50739792
With today's emergency declaration, it's a fag flag. Pridepox will drive its future movement. Do what you will with this information.

>> No.50739827

>>50739634
wow what fish is that?

>> No.50739828
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50739828

>>50739759
>financial modelling
idk but I'm considering doing this bootcamp

>> No.50739831
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50739831

>>50739765
SIGA IS A MEME STOCK BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID MONKEY PEJIIT CURRY MEME. UHHHHHHHH YOU GAY FAGGOT SHILLLSS MEMEMEEEE

>> No.50739839
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50739839

Apologize, gay sex deniers

>> No.50739843

>>50739759
Don't most companies have a pile of cash sitting around while they also have debt? Probably some tax evasion scheme or other jewery.

>> No.50739850

I thought tinny roped or something? why is the kpopfag back?

>> No.50739852

>>50739831
or my favorite
>ITS A MEME STOCK BECAUSE I DIDNT BUY IN :(((((((

>> No.50739858

Bros I matched with a jewess, is this bullish or bearish for my portfolio

>> No.50739864

>>50739839
>Becerra
>during a call
Jesus, Brandon really did punt on this one, didn't he? Must be getting his ass kicked by The COVID.

>> No.50739865

>>50739765
>Jumping from one meme stock to the next
Nothing wrong with that as long as you make profits
>>50739831
Nigga How much korean content are you watching that you have so many caps of gooks doing these faces?

>> No.50739868

>>50739697
will it pump?

>> No.50739871

>>50739858
How's her foot game?

>> No.50739874
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50739874

>>50739826
thank god i was born a pureblooded man

>> No.50739876

>>50739839
Fake news

>> No.50739879

>>50739858
depends. do you like to suck on bloody baby penile glands

>> No.50739882

>>50739703
>>50739771
>ta on a pajeet stock
lol

>> No.50739885

>>50739733
Cope

>> No.50739888
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50739888

>>50739828
I really liked Shkreli's course.
I also read about 50% of this book.

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50739890

>>50739865

>> No.50739900

RED BARS GETTING LONGER
VARIANCE GETTING SMALLER
IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PROFITS THAT YOU KNOW YOU ONLY MADE BY CAVING TO SPOOKS!

>> No.50739908

>>50739858
Bullish portfolio, but bearish for potential children.

>> No.50739919

>>50739818
>all my make up came off

LOL

>> No.50739922
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50739922

Friday and monday.

>> No.50739924

OK, goldbros, credit where it's due, that is a pretty neat ramp you got going.

>> No.50739932
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50739932

SIGA bears, such a silly but stupid bunch. I told you before I get what I want, and what I want is gay sex. How many times must you learn?

>> No.50739933

>ITT we laugh at the retarded gorilla niggers that fudded siga
Seethe cope and dilate you dumb nigger faggots.

>> No.50739939

>>50739826
why are holes so fucking dumb

>> No.50739943

SELL THE NEWS SIGGA NIGAS

>> No.50739948

>>50739843
They do.
I've also been thinking that perhaps they saw the rate hike coming and wanted to have some cheap liquidity available.

>> No.50739949

WE'RE GETTING NEAR THE END OF THE DAY
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KEEP BETTING ON COMMIE FAGGOT MARKET TO CONTINUE FOREVER
OR DOES IT GET SO ABSURD AT SOME POINT THAT IT LITERALLY HAS TO ADJUST IF THEY DON'T WANT 20% INFLATION BY NEXT YEAR?

>> No.50739951
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50739951

>>50739932
Dumb animeposter

>> No.50739953

I bought more siga puts on margin. If it moons I'll deposit my entire paycheck tomorrow for siga puts.

>> No.50739954
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50739954

>>50739828
don't waste your time m8. if you want to get a solid modeling course use Breaking into Wall Street.
It's $597 but they have a refund policy within 3 months where they will give you back 100%. I personally have used this course in this manner.
This is arguably the best modeling course that kids trying to break into investment banking use.
Also the 400 IB questions. If you can answer all of these you're ready to work for a wall street sweat shop near you

https://middsic.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/6/8/106836377/technicals.pdf

>> No.50739955

>>50739882
>>50739809
It doesn't matter that it's a shit stock. I took TA concepts I learned, applied them, and they played out the way I thought they would. This means that with time and experience I can continue to grow.

>> No.50739959

>>50739949
what if they do want 20% inflation tho

>> No.50739960

>>50739953
thank you for your sacrifice

>> No.50739963

>>50739953
Just hand your paycheck directly to me. It will go to better use.

>> No.50739971

ARE YOU BETTING THAT THEY *DO* WANT 20% INFLATION BY NEXT YEAR?
IS THAT THE THESIS?
OR IS IT TIME TO TAKE YOUR STUPID PROFITS THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR FREE RIDE DURING SUCK-THE-MEDIA'S-DICK PROMOTIONAL BUY-IN CAMPAIGN?

>> No.50739974

>>50739959
They don't want 20% inflation, they fucking need it. Have you seen recent tax receipt numbers? Christ.

>> No.50739981

>>50739955
hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaha

>> No.50739983

>>50739954
shut the fuck up

>> No.50739987

>>50739759
>>50739828
>>50739888
I watch videos by this pajeet from time to time
> https://www.youtube.com/c/AswathDamodaranonValuation/videos
Not sure if I'm learning something but they are mildly interesting and entertaining.

>> No.50739989 [DELETED] 

get your own material, d
faggot

>> No.50739990
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50739990

>p-please give us back our national treasure Putler

>> No.50739997

What options do i buy if i hold my SIGA shares through earnings if it tanks?

>> No.50740000
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50740000

>>50739949
sir it adjusted for 6 months. the adjusting time is over.

>> No.50740009

>>50739888
Reminder Shkreli is shorting SIGA

>> No.50740013
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50740013

>>50739932
are we dumping tomorrow after earnings?

>> No.50740014

>>50740009
I thought he folded on that?

>> No.50740026

>>50739997
Nigga, Brandon is about to declare a pandemic. U a dumb nigga.

>> No.50740029
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50740029

>>50739818
if that is "all my make up came off" I don't want to know when it actually comes off

>> No.50740032

you guys are so stinky i can smell you from here

>> No.50740043

>>50740014
Maybe

>> No.50740049

why is XLE dumping so fucking hard

>> No.50740051

>>50740009
>>50740014
What is he doing in his trading competition. Did he really just make 1k in 3 weeks? I don't really understand how it works but his 50k account doesn't change

>> No.50740053

>>50740032
Well, I'm taking a shit, so...

>> No.50740056
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50740056

>>50740009
Reminder Shkreli missed out on years of clown market

>> No.50740057

Friendly reminder, anyone who sells there siga before the pandemic announcement deserves to be poor.

>> No.50740059

>>50739839
>Democrats
>Forcing an emergency before elections to justify mail in voting
Is anyone at all surprised?

>> No.50740061
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50740061

I'm making money today but I missed my chance to get into GOVX earlier, so I'm kinda upset about that, bros

>> No.50740066

>>50740049
You mean XLF, right?

>> No.50740073
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50740073

>>50740026
I want to profit in either direction and want to throw some change on some degenerate puts. I have nowhere else to ask...

>> No.50740074

>>50740066
No I mean XLE thats why I said XLE

>> No.50740084

>>50739858
unbelievably bullish

>> No.50740089

>>50740059
If the vix doesnt spike then it's fake and unironically gay

>> No.50740088
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50740088

>>50740032
I have celiac disease

>> No.50740090

HOW MANY FLUSHES DO YOU NEED BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR FAGGOT PROFITS AND GO AWAY FOR A WEEK OR TWO ^_^
IT'S OVER YOU FAGGOT FUCKS
BYE!

>> No.50740091

>>50740049
>>50740066
Oh sorry, misread that as pumping. XLE's dumping because those are companies that primarily sell oil.

>> No.50740092

>>50740051
First to reach 100k is the competition.
Also his 600 share short is laughable and not going to do anything to SIGA

>> No.50740094

LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Ims19gkmU

>> No.50740098
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50740098

>gay sex happens
>FDA puts them in horny jail
>Gays write an angery letter
>FDA says "lol no we're the FDA and we say no gay sex"
>Papa Joe declares a national emergency so gay sex can continue
>homophobes become millionaires
You literally cannot make this up
This is peak chaotic neutral timeline and it feels so good

>> No.50740099

>>50740059
For a glorified STD, kek Dems have nothing for the midterms other than pork to their corporate friends

>> No.50740110

>>50740092
lmao at this pace he's gonna need 10 years to reach 100k

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50740112

>>50740026
>Nigga, Brandon is about to declare a pandemic. U a dumb nigga.

https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1555271498750988289?t=wKONQz5MX6QFmDnZJh9PAw&s=19

>> No.50740115

>>50740094
>biden on inflation
Take a shot every time he blames it on putin and covid

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50740119

Ooooh METAbros

>> No.50740127

>>50740115
He can't really blame it directly on covid because he spent the first year of his presidency congratulating himself for our amazing economic recovery.

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50740135

>fidelity fixed income not answering the phone

>> No.50740143
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50740143

OOOOOOOO SERS!!!! VISHNU BLESSING THIS MARKET

>> No.50740152

>>50740094
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE

>> No.50740162

>>50740094
Noo our nigger lesbian Britney monkey dunk star!!!

>> No.50740165

NOT SELLING MY SIGA SHARES SIGGERS

>> No.50740166

I miss jen brapki

>> No.50740167

>>50740094
everything they say and do is a distraction fucking hell

>> No.50740172
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50740172

>"Russia is wrongfully detaining Brittney"

>> No.50740181

>>50740166
Unironically same

>> No.50740191

>>50740115
Holy shit niggy, it just happened 3 min ago, we about to go to $50. No cap fr fr

>> No.50740193
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50740193

can we make homosex illegal yet

>> No.50740198

>>50740172
Imagine thinking you're gonna be able to extradite a criminal from Russia. Just leave the dumb bitch there.

>> No.50740201

HOLY FUCK CHINA LAUNCHED MISSILES AT TWAIN? GOD DAMN THEY ARE GOING FOR IT BOYS. SHORT SOXL

>> No.50740202

>>50740172
In the future the U.S. will bomb... err bring freedom to every country that is not legalizing cannabis.

buy cannastocks now!!

>> No.50740208
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>>50740166
We all do,bud

>> No.50740222

>>50740202
That would be very based from the burgers if they brought me the freedom to get stoned all day long.

>> No.50740227

>SIGA can’t hold 20

Lol. Lmao even

>> No.50740226

>>50740166
She saw the ship sinking from a mile away. Surprised she lasted over a year.

>> No.50740230
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50740230

>enter hostile foreign country
>stick out like sore thumb
>bring drugs
>oh no why am I being detained

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>>50740208

>> No.50740236
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50740236

>>50740166
i love this ugly bitch

>> No.50740241

The yield curve is now more inverted than it was leading up to the great financial crisis.

>> No.50740251

LAUGH AT THE SIGA FUDDERS YOU ABSOLUTE GORILLA NIGGERS. GO HAVE MORE GAY SEX AND MAKE ME RICHER YOU FAGGOTS

>> No.50740253

>>50740208
that is NOT Jen and also IS a man

>> No.50740255

>>50740201
wasnt that like 20 hours ago

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>>50740241
>The yield curve is now more inverted than it was leading up to the great financial crisis.

>> No.50740270

>>50740241
There will never be another financial crisis until someone finds the reset button

>> No.50740277

>SOXL +88% last month
>SIGA +56% last month
lol get mogged faggot

>> No.50740288

>>50740263
Excuse me, the yield curve is not "inverted", it's going through a temporary positive-to-negative-to-positive transition. According to leading economists, it's actually very diverse and bullish to see "poz trans" curves.

>> No.50740291

>>50740201
Yeah those Chinks launched missiles clear over the Twinks. All they would have to do is just move back their artillery how every many miles they cleared the island by and they would land right on top of it.

>> No.50740294

>>50739326
>posted after it had already done a 3x
Wow helpful :)

>> No.50740299

Is there any reason WHATSOEVER tomorrow will be green?

>> No.50740305

I am once again asking if a portfolio of 50% 3x mid cap 30% 3x small cap and 20% 3x large cap is a good idea, someone posted a backtest of the different cap sizes and it made me want to give it a heckin try

>> No.50740310
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50740310

>>50740241
The yield curve is now more inverted than it was leading up to the great financial crisis.

>> No.50740314

Fed must have thought this was street fighter 2 and turned the turbo button on the aftermarket snes controller

>> No.50740315

>>50740277
>Bvnry 69%

>> No.50740316

>>50740294
>doubled since post
beggers != choosers

>> No.50740319

>>50740263
yeah, sorry chud, Im going to wait for snopes to fact check this

>> No.50740321

>>50739634
Nature itself is the biggest argument against veganism. That shit is a hundred times more brutal than humans

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>>50740299

>> No.50740329

Do I gamble on DKNG earnings being a giga pump?

>> No.50740333

>>50740299
fags having sex with fags

>> No.50740334
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50740334

>>50740310

>> No.50740337

>>50740323
Based Badgerposter

>> No.50740349
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>>50740277
>SOXL 2% today
>SIGA 8% today
Each shit retarded nigger faggot we are going to 3000 buckaroos per siga share.

>> No.50740367

>>50740349
>bvnry 4%
Why are all u siga niggers leaving the other half of gaysex bros out?

>> No.50740371

>>50739939
>holes

>>50739748
>she

>>50739464
You thought halfbreeds were bad
Now you get tranny halfbreeds

>> No.50740373

SIGA is going back to $15 after earnings and I won’t be convinced otherwise.

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50740383

>make a ton of money one day
>glued to charts for the next week at the minimum
stocks really kill my productivity..

>> No.50740386

>>50740349
>underperforming by over 30% over the last month
lmao cope
can't wait for the FDA to dab on you retarded baggies and make your portfolio go to zero :)

>> No.50740388

>>50740323
I love you man

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>>50740383
Good.

>> No.50740393

>>50740367
BVNY gets no love..

>> No.50740403

>>50740373
FUCK YOU SIGA HATER NIGGER

>> No.50740409

wow this is probably the shittiest day of the year

>> No.50740422
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50740422

BVNRY gets no love

>> No.50740426

>>50740409
No, but this week has been pretty boring. Last week had a shitton of important earnings.

>> No.50740430

>>50740386
Ya dab on us by not making tpoxx treatment available during a pandemic?
The absolute state of the retards in this thread.

>> No.50740431

>>50740409
Where you born today m8?

>> No.50740439

>>50740393
Bvnry is comfy and way less volatile than siga. But gamblers here love their Rollercoaster stocks

>> No.50740441
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50740441

>>50740383
Looking at charts is one of my favorite hobbies.

>> No.50740446

>>50740430
they said themselves there is zero evidence it is effective against pox and zero idea of long term affects just a few days ago
LOL oh baggie you're in for a world of pain

>> No.50740453
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50740453

Yeah it's over..
GAY BROS WON

>> No.50740456

>>50740422
Goddess? Your a woman? Nice gains anon. I bought in at 17.50

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>>50740446

>> No.50740458
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50740458

8/19 ASAN Puts are free money. Ran up 22% in the past week with four back-to-back green days, at a local top. Listen to me just this once /smg/

>> No.50740470

>>50740446
its approved for monkeypx in europe retard
US will come around when the fag data increases

>> No.50740480

>>50740458
I'm going all in. If this fails I'll minecraft you.

>> No.50740482

FACT: there is no evidence TPOXX is effective in treatment of monky pox. Anecdotes are not FDA approved evidence.

>> No.50740494

Bagged some govx today. The nvax story is a good teacher.

>> No.50740499

>>50740458
Why would it go down?

>> No.50740505

>>50740470
it got approved with zero proven effectiveness! lol! it all hinges on favorable trial results!
meanwhile my 100% soxl portfolio is mogging your stock!!! lol!! lmao!!!!!!

>> No.50740509

>>50740482
FACT: gay sex is happening right now and TPOXX is the only way it can continue

>> No.50740510

>>50740482
Approved everywhere except the US. Hmm I wonder what is going to happen. THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE RETARDED NIGGERS IN THIS THREAD

>> No.50740522

>>50740094
it's actually refreshing to hear a good liar instead of the fucking press secretary. this one and the last one have the worst scripts

>> No.50740524

>>50740446
You read a tweet about a statement and don't actually understand what the fuck is going on.

It needs to go through human trials before the FDA can approve it officially. They already use it in hospitals but right now that needs a lot more paperwork. And Europe has already fully approve it for monkeypoz and has placed TPOX orders in the millions of doses.

>> No.50740527

What's your favorite fast food joint, /smg/?
>For me, it's Taco Bell ($YUM)

>> No.50740532

>>50740505
>with zero proven effectiveness
woah.... almost like the coof vax

>> No.50740534

>Oil now under 90
KWAB

>> No.50740535

>>50740510
APPROVED WITH ZERO TRIALS OR EVIDENCE IT WORKS ON THE POX!
LOL!!! BAGGIEEEEE!!!!

>> No.50740540

Do I get back into GOVX now that monkey flu is an emergency?

>> No.50740546

>>50740534
it was at 87 at one point earlier

>> No.50740550

XLE pls

>> No.50740554

>>50740532
Fortunately the pox doesn't require treatment to resolve itself and almost never causes death so it isn't at all the same :)

>> No.50740555

Last chance to get some of those TSLA put options before the long noses dump it 3.5% over night.

>> No.50740559

>>50740540
You can buy GOVX doesn't actually have a product yet so that's purely a momentum play.

>> No.50740564
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50740564

>>50740505
cope fag it helps fags

>> No.50740567

>>50740555
Checked, but there's a bit of a kosher paradox here: listen to a Jew about the Jews' plans.

>> No.50740571

>>50740550
Give up already. Jim Brandon will have the last of your profits.

>> No.50740574

Sell your fucking SIGA already

>> No.50740581

>>50740559
That's my thought, let reddit panic buy, jump out before they never make a vax

>> No.50740583

My PLTR doin a sum sum

>> No.50740585

>>50740571
I am hovering over the kneel button

>> No.50740586

>>50740499
It spiked off a double bottom and is due for a retest. It's also been violently swinging since May.

>>50740480
Enjoy the money fren, just make sure to take profit by Monday or Tuesday.

>> No.50740589

>>50740564
WOW A SINGLE HECKIN ANECDOTE???
SIGA TO DA MOON FELLOW APES!!!
LOL

>> No.50740594

>>50740574
How many puts do you have

>> No.50740598

>>50740574
No, I don't think I will

>> No.50740603

New

>>50740602
>>50740602

>> No.50740608

>>50740567
you shouldn't even worry about the paradox, trips over rules everything

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>>50740603

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>>50740574

>> No.50740626

PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD ARE BETTING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE HAVING SEX. THANKS FOR THE SCREENSHOTS IM GONNA WRAP MY LAMBO IN YOUR FUD SCREENSHOTS.

>> No.50740650

>>50740458
Just long'd some stock. Always inverse smg, especially after having to cut loss on SMG.

>> No.50740657

>>50740626
>IM GONNA WRAP MY LAMBO IN YOUR FUD SCREENSHOTS.
That would be pretty cool actually

>> No.50740659
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50740659

CCXI nigger here
fuck you all

>> No.50740676

>>50740458
Dont let me down, Im in

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50740701

>>50740589
you're retarded it was used in Africa over a year ago with Oxford university. People in the US are getting it prescribed as a CDC study. How do you thing FDA is going to respond when the CDC shows positive results?

>> No.50740714

>>50740659
Reported to the IRS for insider trading

>> No.50740727

>>50740714
I love you too

>> No.50740755

>>50740659
ngl if you're not an insider i respect the balls it take to gamble on biomemes

>> No.50740784

>>50740755
I am 1000% not an insider. I work in tech.

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50740816

>>50740554
>shabbos goyim we would never be so generous for a second endemic of biblical prophecy

Copistolus Copebsotakis Copedopolus

>> No.50740860

>>50740714
he posted his screenshot, lets see yours

>> No.50740862

>>50740784
I'm curious how did you pick SIGA, CCIX and GOVX or how many losers you had before those but shill me on LMDX

>> No.50740928

>>50740755
also man...you have no idea. I was debating changing my stock strategy into 6 month leaps playing the CCXI earnings call coming up this week. did not expect the buyout at all but I had confidence CCXI could hit 100-200 a share. so its a win either way obviously.
>>50740862
I learned of SIGA here honestly. ive learned of a few other plays here and there are good ones if you listen. but there plenty of dumbfucks here acting like they know what they are talking about. if no one shows you their book then they are full of shit.
govx was a hype play, ccxi dropped from 75-10 for really no reason and then at 10$ got fda approval in USA and japan equivalent. only a matter of time really. uniqeu drug with high ROI per dose.
LMDX plain and simple is a bill gates covid play. call me a nut but I think he knows a little bt about covid.

>> No.50740977

>>50740659
Call options in an IRA make the larp too obvious.
Try again next time.

>> No.50741075

>>50740977
lol whatever

>> No.50741280

>>50740928
I have been burned with biomemes and that was only swing trading shares and not listening to /smg/. If i did, i'd be even lower and I only recently started getting into options so much of what you posted are foreign to me but many of the biomeme plays come sown to FDA approvals and trial results. As for LMDX, i liked the chart and doing a quick search online I barely saw it mentioned, so i feel it's a decent gamble

>> No.50741329

>>50741280
investing is a patience game honestly. so many times ive sold something that wouldve made me a very happy guy if I held. including bitcoin at less than 1 cent. so thats my lesson in life really is budget so you dont need the money and make sure you know what youre investing in.
btw I sold my bitcoin cause some tard told me it was a bad idea. ive almost made it countless times

>> No.50741435

>>50741329
If you bought bitcoin under $1 and didn't make it is silly. Doing it multiple times is just stupid. But all of that is in hindsight and investing is something if time is on your side. If you're behind the curve trading short-to-mid term is imo the optimal way to catch up. Or maybe that's the poor man mindset I have idk, it's getting late here

>> No.50741613

>>50741435
I bought it I just didnt save it. same with ethereum. same with SQ. Same with many others. thats just my wisdom to you is that 500$ isnt really that much money. that 500 in bitcoin would have been a lot of money today.