/biz/ - Business & Finance

sell blood plasma

>>50730000
checked.
Take out a personal loan for 300$ and purchase a crossbow.

Sell stuff, gets you money and less stuff to move

300 cocks for 1, or 1 big cock for 300, or a square root of 300 cocks for 17.32.

>>50730017
Can't, my credit is dogshit
>>50730018
I have nothing of value to sell

Post a time stamped picture of your butt cheeks with 2 sharpies up your anus and your eth address I'll send you 300 bucks of eth

>>50730048
Serious offer?

>>50730052
Yeah that's just beer money to me

>>50730110
What if I don't own any sharpies?

>>50730043
>I have nothing of value to sell
Then you have nothing of value to move, so you don't need the uhaul

>>50730363
I have to move my bed and dresser, a desk and my computer. All of which are required to live.

>>50730383
trade it in for a laptop, then you don't need the desk, and you can put your laptop in your bag easy.
>muh bed and dresser
you don't need these. Stop making excuses

>>50730399
>Trade it for a laptop
Can't, laptops aren't powerful enough to do what I do (3D modeling, video rendering, etc). I have a desktop for a reason.
>Bro just sleep on the floor
no

>>50730418
Well clearly 3D modeling/video rendering isn't doing anything for you if it's not bringing in money. You don't need a computer mate, you need a job if you don't have 300 fucking dollars lmao

Don't you have any friends or family that can either help you move with one of their trucks, or otherwise give you a small loan to use uhaul?

>>50730624
Who said it's not bringing in money? Just not enough at this moment.
>>50730645
No. Literally nobody I know has a truck or car big enough.

>>50730656
Nigger you said you have a PC a dresser and a bed to move. A fucking car alone could move the PC and if you disassemble and reassemble the dresser/bed/desk a small truck should be more than enough.

>>50730656
you're clearly shit at it if you don't have $300. you're acting very arrogant for somebody who's about to be homeless. get a real job

>>50730383
just move the pc and clothes and you are good its not that hard anon
>moved 20x times in my life

>>50730678
>Disassemble the dresser
Can't, it was my fathers and it doesn't come apart. I've tried.
>Car that's big enough
Nigger you can't fit a mattress inside compact cars
>>50730685
>About to be homeless
Who said that? I can afford to get into the new place, just not to move anything.
>>50730687
Isn't my landlord gonna charge me for leaving everything inside?

>>50730730
>Isn't my landlord gonna charge me for leaving everything inside?
He should be paying you for free bed, desk and dresser, not the other way around.

>>50730757
That depends on the contract. Wouldn't put it past a landlord to include a disposal fee if you leave shit behind.

>>50730775
There's a disposal fee in the lease IIRC

>>50730048

this was not easy

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>>50730853
lol

>>50730853
Cute butt.

>>50730853
DESU I should have thought to do some photoshop for the money. Smart ass.

>>50730000
i dont know where you live but banks are willing to give small loans

>>50730000
go back in time and plan ahead

>>50730853
Youre not OP bitch

>>50730000
Do doordash for 2 days. Simple as that.

>>50730853
Put me in the SCREENCAP

>>50730999
Checked, and if that's all you want, I'll get you a photoshop, lol
>>50731001
With what car?
>>50730988
I'm banned from several banks in the area

>>50730999
Just editing this made me sick to my stomach
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>>50731211
what the fuck is that hairy ass

that nigger better pay

>>50731276
>His ass isn't grass
NGMI

>>50731211
THE TEXT SHOULD BE WRITTEN NOT EDITED RETARD

>>50731327
>He wants me to stare at more disgusting man ass
Why

no way kek you actually put a sharpie up your arse for a anon who is probably a poorfag

welcome to 4chan

>>50730000
30 $10 bjs

>>50730000
move with the bus and use garbage bags. Have fun!

>>50730000
Congratulations, You're a cam whore now.
Everything your ancestors did to give you life, you've spat on their face. Damn.
Disgusting.

>>50732145
That's great, pay up.

>>50732154
You’re braindead. Acting like a prostitute
>>50732145 is right

>>50732154
Kek he still hasn’t paid

>>50732173
If it makes me money and gets me a new apartment, I'm fine with it.

wtf,pay the nigga,he showed you his butt

Buy a microcap like 0xMR or DRC and shill it on tik tok then sell it for a profit. These are under the radar projects so a little marketing would go a long way. Put some of your 3d modeling to work.

Another one sold his dignity for fake promises

>>50730383
sell the furniture, buy a $150 mattress when you get to the new place and have it delivered for free since most mattress shops offer that service for sales

you could also just deliver food like crazy for a few days on doordash or something

>>50730656
where do you live? most cities now have zipcars where you can rent a truck for like $20 an hour. even home depot has this service

>>50732438
WTF, no way it's that cheap. I'll check it out
>>50732416
>Sell your dead father's furniture passed down to you
no

>>50732438
>They want a credit card and proof of insurance to rent their trucks
I can't give them either of those things. FUCK

Try to find Manuel labor jobs on Craigslist that pay in cash. Talk to Manuel labor foreman and ask if you can have an advance in cash

>>50732541
well yeah, can you imagine if they let just any homeless dude take the keys of a $40,000 truck? wouldnt be in business long would they? do you literally not have car insurance? how do you drive your car?

>>50732541
and they refund the deposit from your card, i think they just want a $500 deposit so its not a huge amount

>>50730000
checked
Time to break out those kneepads, OP. Simply suck 100 dicks for $3, or perhaps you could suck 300 dicks for $1. Whatever is more your speed.

>>50730000
Imagine not owning a truck

>>50730418
You're very picky for a homeless man with nothing of value.

>>50731211
He said 2 sharpies

>>50732809
Who said I'm homeless?

>>50732643
Who said I have a car?

>>50730043
>Can't, my credit is dogshit
Specifically why payday loan places exist

>>50734471
Payday loan places aren't going to give me money since they have nothing to take if I decide not to pay them back. I'm legally judgement proof, I can't even get a car loan if I wanted to.

>>50730000
You could suck off 1200 truckers.

>>50730000
take each one by one on foot.

>>50731211
He said 2 sharpies.

>>50730000
pawn something valuable like a laptop, that should buy time to get the immediate problem out of the way

you leverage 2k on a 20x on kucoin on a 2% price action on jasmy
15 minutes and you got it.

>>50730000
How can you be so financially irresponsible that you can't come up with $300 and also have 'bad credit'. Why would anyone help you when youre clearly a retard with 0 self control

>>50730000
I will give you the $300 if you send me nude pics of your sister or gf

>>50732497
you could just get an air mattress for $30

>>50730000
here you go, Anon
>>50738917

>>50731211
lmaoooo the other anon better deliver now. Kek what the fuck

>>50731211
What the actual fuck you broke ass faggot.

>>50730000
Just pay or get out.

>>50730383
Nigger whats more important, a roof over your head or your computer? Probably also have a phone

You can live without a dresser or bed too, little bitch

>>50730000
Tell me you live in the usa without telling me you live in the usa

>>50731211
Jesus christ

>>50739569
>live out of a van
>take showers at planet fitness
>go to any pizza place after they close for the top pile of pizza that's still fresh and hot before the rodents start eating it
>do laundry at a laundry mat
>wireless internet from any coffee shop
>shop at goodwill

This is rock bottom lifestyle. But you can essentially live off of $50/mo if you needed to.

>>50730000
checked, a uhaul is like 80 bucks tho

Jesus anon.

Is there nobody in your family you could borrow 300$ from? You said you edit video for a living, you presumably have a good graphics card. Just mine some coins on the side until you repay the debt, it would probably only take like 2-3 months on a decent GPU assuming zero other income and pausing the mining to work. Otherwise, crypto loan? Ask an anon to lend you the cash? Ask 6 friends for 50$?

>Shoving a sharpie up your ass. Yeesh

>>50730000

>>50734504
>Payday loan places aren't going to give me money since they have nothing to take if I decide not to pay them back
you need to have a job, that's it. that's why they are called PAYDAY LOANS. the fact that you tried to willfully ignore this with an invalid argument screams LARP. that coupled with the fact that you added text to a photo as a timestamp rather than the approved method of handwritten timestamp on paper and held near your disgusting butthole just goes to prove this is a money grab, OP is a faggot, yes, but OP doesn't deserve money for being one. don't fall for this sirs.

>>50730000
Suck 3,000 dicks for $0.10 each

>>50730363
This fucking guy....

>>50730383
>required to live.

>>50740228
Self-employment and judgement proofing won't cut it.
>>50740274
Do you want me to sleep on my clothes on the floor like an animal?
>>50739569
The computer puts a roof over my head
>3d modeling
>on a phone
fuck yourself
>>50739985
$100 for a day + gas in current year
>>50740104
Nobody, no, anon
>I have one week
>Just take 3 months bro

>>50740338
Step one spend all your money on makeup and girl clothes.

Step two make a Grindr profile.

Step three say you’re looking for generous guys and sugar daddies who can take care of you.

Step four get in the Uber or bus to their house.

Step five prepare yourself to suck a lot of dicks or they might kick you out.

Step six profit and repeat.

>>50740338
Step seven I’m only joking about the Grindr thing the knee pads is an old 4 Chan joke. You may need to buy a tent in case of just in case you become homeless. I was homeless before you just need to know how to survive it. Are you sure there is literally nobody you can crash with or ask for money? Is this a pride thing?

Beg your friends and family
Go into credit card debt (lol)

How far is the new apartment?
What is your vehicle?
Could you just rent a trailer instead of a truck?

>>50740485
Yeah, I know the old kneepads joke. I'm not going to be homeless. I can afford the apartment. I can't afford to move my shit. That's the issue.
>Can you ask anybody for money
No, it's not a pride thing. The only thing I can sell is some physical religious art I worked on recently. I've been looking for a buyer for about a week now.
>>50740507
If my credit score gets any lower that shit will be negative. The debt collectors stopped calling after I yelled slurs at them.
>>50740528
>How far is the new apartment
20 miles
>What is your vehicle
Sold.
>Could you just rent a trailer
No, sadly. But I appreciate the idea!

>>50730043
If you have two warm holes on your body, you have something to sell

>>50740507
This. We have all been there. No man is a self made man (entirely).

You have to swallow your pride and after you get the money just become a Jewish accountant and download the every dollar app. It sounds like you only need a uhaul which is $300 tops. So you could ask for $150 from two people that is $300 in debt with no interest and no dealing with a bank or payday lender. Another amok mentioned a credit card. Do you even have a credit card or are they maxed out? You can rent a Home Depot van for like $100 down and $20 an hour. It sounds like you don’t even have much furniture homie.

>>50730000
say you have covid and need to quarantine. they wont be able to evict you

>>50740638
I had credit cards. Emphasis on had.
>Home depot van
Yeah someone mentioned that, but they want a credit card and insurance. It'll cost me the same as a uhaul
>It sounds like you don't even have much furniture
I have like 20 boxes worth of stuff and a little furniture yet I can't get anyone to bring down a truck. Fuckin frustrating man.
>But I appreciate the advice <3
>>50740663
My state doesn't give a shit

>>50740543
How are you getting to the new apt? Public transport? Just sell your shit and bring the pc on the bus

>>50740724
Public transport
>Sell your dead dad's furniture he passed down to you
NO.

>>50740709
This sounds crazy But I literally used to be a laborer working with the illegal immigrants I would sit at the Home Depot every morning and wait on a truck to pick me up for work now what you need to do is sit at the Home Depot and just ask Guys with trucks if you can work for them for the day and at the end of the day they’ll pay you bye letting you use their truck to move your shit or just wait at the Home Depot and ask Dude. 20 boxes can easily fit in a van or a pick up truck depending on the size. Another thing I was going to mention is UberXL if you have the money for an UberXL or to Uber xl and at the same time still be able to move into the new apartment your problem is solved. Usually UberX Alles or big ass SUVs just tell the guy your situation that you’re moving and you need some help 20 miles might be about a 40 or $50 Uber.

>>50740827
Huh, that's actually not a bad idea. Thanks anon! I don't think an uberXL would be willing to help me move my bed and shit, but waiting around at the home depot might work!

>>50730006
This or semen

>>50741116
No problem dude let us know what happens.

>>50741116
Having $20 cash on hand wouldn’t hurt to pay for his gas. You’ll be surprised how helpful blue collar rednecks are when they are bored and have nothing to do.

>>50731014
>I'm banned from several banks in the area
Yeah nevermind you deserve this
Financial darwinism, if you will

>>50731211
Cringe

>>50741407
You didn't even ask why I was banned.
>>50741290
In this economy? Of course I'm paying for his fucking gas

>>50730000
You deserve everything happening to you because you didn't vote for land value taxes and citizens dividends.

>>50730048
I'll do it

>>50741482
I already did it and he didn't send the money

>>50730000
try saving your money in the future retard. dont have to spend every dollar you own. opportunity cost goes both ways if you gotta take loans or make late payments

>>50741434
Where are you in the country by chance just by the slight chance that I can pick you up in my semi truck load my trailer up and get this over with.

>>50741539
Don't wanna dox myself out of nowhere so I'll say NE US. You anywhere nearby?

>>50730048
>>50741489
What if I do 5 sharpies

>>50741539
Edit: there has to be an anon with a vehicle nearby you is what I am eluding to.

>>50741557
I’m in SE right now that’s not going to work unless I can get a load up there before you get evicted. If anyone is in the northeast US speak up anon will pay you back for gas when he gets on his feet again.

>>50741621
I can pay them back for gas the day they help me. It's just getting the money for a uhaul that's a bitch.

>>50741557
Just tell us your general location faggot
>>50741632

>>50741660
Pittsburghish

>>50730383
>bed and dresser, a desk and my computer
>required to live
lmao wtf
I have a 7 digit net worth in crypto, and mid 6 digits cashed out in the bank for living expenses, and I still sleep on a plain mattress on the floor.

Last few times I moved, all I brought was my laptop, a bag of clothes, and a bag of other stuff.
What are these first world problems

>>50741489
Fag you didn't put two in there.

>>50730399
>>muh bed and dresser
>you don't need these. Stop making excuses
Americans everyone, literally have to sell their bed just to afford rent.
CAPITALISM NUMBAH ONE!

>>50730000
Have you considered selling your bussy online?

>>50730048
Kek

>>50731211
Ah, good old 4chan.
Been a long time since I saw a sharpie in the pooper.

>>50741703
Look up an app called dolly. It’s literally people looking for side work I googled it they called it Uber for moving. Make an account ASAP and schedule an appointment. Hopefully they are in the Pittsburgh area a lot of apps like door dash bite squad grub hub and shit are only in certain areas. Make an account and let us know. I bet you can get it done for under $100.

>>50732145
>Everything your ancestors did to give you life,
Shut the fuck up and go back to pol.

>>50732615
>Manuel
Manual, not Manuel.
Fucking idiot American.

>>50741867
Bump

>>50741867
Thanks friend! loving the help from you guys
>>50741745
Well my bed is just a mattress on the floor with some memory foam.

>>50731211
Also this isn't you

https://nsfw.xxx/post/r-buttsharpies-doesn-t-allow-male-posts-so-here-go-2032575

>>50730000
>>50730043
OP, have you tried not being poor? I think that's really your problem here

as someone said work with illegals. look on internet for jobs around you maybe on fb marketplace or other similar things. anyway it can only be: you work or sell something/yourself or have somehow luck (donation, lottery...) or borrowing
working seems the simpliest. look around you can probably earn 50$ a day at least

>>50742035
Correct, I said I was going to photoshop it beforehand.

>>50741857
I think is the first time in 16 years here that I see a men putting a sharpie in is pooopier

>>50742072
You can make $150 a day depending on skill set. Others call and I sometimes called it a meal ticket. You go in the labor office you get a paper from someone you work a full day or the minimum they require then they sign that shit for your hours and if you did an extra good job sometimes they will give you extra pay. How do I know this shit? I was homeless. Just give them your social security card. The Home Depot or labor office approach for work is the kind of jobs nobody wants to do. One day you will find yourself at a landfill another day in an empty storefront putting the shelves together another day on a job site laying the cinder blocks and trowing the concrete on the sides of a single family home. But BE FOREWARNED: you will be with the lowest of the low. They will treat you worse than a military recruit. No three square meals a day and no rack/bunk at night. I’m talking Haitians, Mexicans ex felons you name it. A lot of them use drugs. If you have to do it make it a temporary thing but I was just addressing this other anon not OP.

>>50730730
Can’t you just tie the mattress to the roof?

>>50741703
I'm in PA but on the other side

>>50730730
nigger you got problems, you claim you can afford the new place but not $300 to move, how tf are you going to pay next months rent nigger? shit like this makes me happy landlords ask for 2-3x income nowadays

>>50742447
>how are you going to afford next month's rent
Won't be a problem.

>>50742487
So it was literally just a situation where you had expenses come up that you weren’t expecting or anticipating but your income is fine. Or did you spend a lot on shit you didn’t need? I’m going to get like Dave Ramsey right now. What is your household income?

>make $300 fast
Can't you just drop a few million into a dividend stock? With a 4% yield on $3m you'd have $300 by the next day.

>>50742572
>So it was literally just a situation where you had expenses come up that you weren’t expecting or anticipating but your income is fine.
This 100%. I wasn't expecting to move, it wasn't my choice, but I have to.

>>50742620
so what did you do today and what will you do tomorrow to earn some money ? what's your plan ?

Rainy day fund is like day 1 of personal finances.. i hope the advice given thus far is a wake up call

>>50742618
Stocks don't pay daily dividends anon

>>50732541
what do you think uhaul is going to ask for, stupid?

>>50730000

You NEED a sugar-mama... she has lots of money and just wants some 'special time' with you.

Nothing is more gag worthy than old heavily used pussy

>>50730730
>can't fit a mattress inside compact cars
Strap it to the roof of your 2010 Toyota Corolla with bungee cords and drive slow

>>50731211
I was here>

>>50744444

>>50741745
>crypto
You're doing well chad. Having that much funds through crypto is based. I'm looking to get there as well and passive income means like LP mining seems like a good start.

>>50730000
Spray paint a water gun and start robbin niggers

>>50734400
The you from August 12th, apparently

>>50730000
go on craigslist and take 2 dicks up the ass

>>50744284
Is sold my car.
>>50743478
They're fine with debit.

>>50730000
post bussy

>>50747900
>>50744443

>>50747907
>>50731211

>>50747935
$50 please

>>50747971
no you owe me $50 now
I expect payment within the week

>>50747989
no

>>50730418
I slept on the floor for 10 years while sitting on $80k in the bank, why are you so delicate?

Now I have 180k in the bank and I sleep on a custom bed made of japanese tatami.

>>50748035
I'm just not gonna do it (sleep on the floor). I know, I know... It's just... I'm just not gonna do it is all! Haha

>>50730000
Prostitute Anon

sell a credit spread that doesn't expire for a long time and buy it back in a month or so when you can afford it

>>50730418
Pawn your computer that will buy you some time. If you need that to make money, then sell sell bone marrow. If you're too much of a pussy to do that go to a sports bar and tell them your situation and see if you can get paid under the table to bus tables for a few nights

>>50731211

>>50748278
This. Open your anus for a quick buck or give a lil suck suck.

>>50730000
>How to make $300 fast?
sell your soul to satan or start buying nfts of anything, even of projects with a curious origin like champ
you know, the usual

>>50730000
>>50730043
MODS

Ban this faggot for begging. You pathetic loser. Your problem is not lack of money. Your problem is being a fucking moron and loser.

>>50743426
Crypto staking then

>>50749685
Someone's mad.

>>50731211

>>50749788
Staking or LP Mining could work anon. I'm currently on the ORE/ETH LP Mining program for a decent yield. Passive income is based.

my sides are in flight
throw me in the screencap

>>50730000
How the fuck don't you have at least 10k to 20k of cash on a savings account available at any moment? How the fuck do amerisharts live without available savings??????
I'm 31, I was able to save over 200k.

MODS!! Ban this beggar!

>>50730342
Stop making excuses. Improvise. You know the intent of the request. Make it happen.

>>50731211
>ID is R1b
>does this.

>>50747889
you know they take a deposit out too right? It's literally for poorfags like you.

>>50730000
suck 10 dudes, you can make $300 in one night

>>50730000
6 days to make $300.

You can make it happen.

If this were real.

Which it is not.

I hope the spacing triggers you even more, demoralization poster

>>50730000
Sell your asshole.