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https://twitter.com/nftpeasant/status/1554605742174486529

OOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50707345
everyday a new exploit? whats going on with this shit

>>50707345
You will own nothing.

>>50707345
NOOOO MY INTERNET COINSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>50707345
priced in, all this liquidity will pump bitcoin

>>50707380
long list being added to the rekkoning:
https://rekt.news/

>>50707380
Ethereum gets rid of its competitors.

>>50707345
IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR SOLANA

>>50707380
just setting the stage, my brother

>>50707345

Srsly how come pic related never suffered any type of hack or safety bug? com'on we need hacker niggers to spread their work equally

Leave Solana and Ethereum alone, They suffered enough already. Cardano should be the #1 attack vector but there's literally no liquidity there to hack lmao

>>50707521
>never suffered any type of hack or safety bug?
https://news.bitcoin.com/zabu-finance-suffers-first-big-exploit-in-avalanche-defi-loses-3-2-million/

https://www.newsbtc.com/news/vee-finance-losses-35m-to-hackers/

turkchain is just not that relevant

>>50707521
>Cardano should be the #1 attack vector
You wish, shitskin. Cardano is the only blockchain done right

>>50707643
Weird i never heard about them. Maybe because 40M in the bull market was literally peanuts and barely made any headline.

But yeah i stand corrected technically, Just waiting to see the first $1B+ exploit like Solana/Ethereum/Fantom had in the past several times

>>50707643
The first was a literal generic shitcoin farm and the second a literally who lending service

Believe it or not, like it or not, in the end, only Ethereum will prevail. Mark my words.

>>50707772
Lmao

>>50707772
Ethereum is queen shit coin. Imagine putting your money in a single threaded world computer. Big yikes my dude.

Looks like Söylana is going to die. EVERY Phantom wallet is compromised. Ripperino in pepperoni.

>>50707920
Not only Phantom, every Basedlana wallet actually

https://twitter.com/0xfoobar/status/1554627762807349249

Private key exploit, gg

>>50707772

>>50707824
2/10 bait

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MASHINSKYBAKU AND KWONDODESU ARE PAYING THE BANKMAN BACK FOR HIS FATBOY SHENANIGANS

well it is called phantom can't really blame them

>>50707380
devs are exit scamming with their built-in exploits before the recession makes their tokens worthless

can i get in on this easy like the nomad hack?

>>50708066
Sure. Just make a Phantom wallet and put some coins on it.
You’ll be right in the thick of it.

The Solana devs could just use their tried and true method of switching the network off for a while

>>50708161
Bet my ass they're doing it soon lel

>>50708172
"Decentralised"

>>50707702
You can't exploit Cardano smart contracts since you can't do anything meaningful with them.

how old is this fucking digimon game, the mouths are animated so poorly and they have no like... default animation they are cardboard

>>50707345
Okay so why isn't the price tanking right now

>>50708780
>You can’t exploit something that doesn’t exist in the first place

>>50707345
Will the altruistic bankman bail them out again? Or will he call for the chain to be reversed?

>>50707345
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

>>50708832
normies haven't realized how fucked it is yet.

ive been telling every single sol holder to sell their bags and buy matic instead, simply because polygon is way more reliable and superior to solana

>>50708900
>pajeets
>reliable
okay sanjesh
>>50708863
he's going to refund everyone who got hacked kek

>>50707345
>every phantom wallet getting drained
Not your keys, not your... AAAAAAAAAAA

>>50707345
Holy fuck, it's a fucking shitshow

>JUST HODL BRO!
>JUST BUY AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOR 4 YEARS BRO

BOTH native SOL tokens and SPL tokens affected

Primarily targeting wallets that are inactive for 6 months or longer

>>50707521
I wouldn't be surprised if ADA and ICP are the only chains that never suffer protocol level hacks, they're both very robust.

>>50708031
This is a scary thought

>>50707345
Bankman shouldn't have talked shit about Lord of the Rings

ICP bros

>>50709062
This to be honest, never EVER mess with autism

>phantom is the #1 solana wallet
I don't know how they screwed up so bad that having a wallet makes you vulnerable. But props.

>>50707521
>literally "double spend" -the chain
AVAX has been shit right from the start

>>50708832
sam owns 99.9999% of the supply so retail selling has no effect

Why did sam bankman do this?

>>50709381
He's fucked crypto and defi beyond recognition as instructed. Per typical bankman fashion, He's throwing the match and burning the house down as he exits the building

Algobros... We can't stop winning.

>>50708031
This is probably it. Almost perfectly risk free exit scam.

was anyone else expecting this after the stupid phone marketing?

>>50707380
future of finance bro

Gay fud. $50 end of month

>>50707380
Smart contracts were a mistake.
Stellar had this right.

I'm shorting, but Sam's just going to pump this shit, isn't he?

>>50709381
It's in the name

>>50707380
That’s what happens when you go up against ethereum’s giga hackers and you’re not designed by a literal prof of cybersecurity like Emin

>>50709852
they learned from the best

>>50707521
>septuple spend roachscam
nice try mustafa

>>50709456
Because you never started winning.

>>50707345
>muh just hodl in your own wallet bro, you'll be unhackable
the future of finance everyone

we'll see if they pull a Moonbeam and say "oh, 80%+ of our users are affected? there are other wallets, not our problem :^)"

>>50711189
kek'd and true

>>50710129
ya

>>50709343
Go ahead and double spend, anon. I dare you.

>>50707345
ECDSA was likely exploited here.

>>50707455
>unironically using they/them pronouns to refer to the hacker
Anon I..

>>50708832
Solana gets hacked and exploited constantly and the price almost never responds. I don't get it

>>50707345
cool

>>50707345
Man…I’m starting to really understand Bizo’s beats now.

>>50712672
a jew with infinite pockets controls and determines the price

>>50707521
that's because the biggest attack they never even informed investors of, back when MEV nodes were stalling the network and they blamed it on "lazy nodes"
absolute kek

after that they switched to a generic type of leader-based consensus and called it an upgrade. Imagine investing in a scam like that.

>>50708780
the best defense is actually not having anything worth stealing.

>>50712672
Crypto is controlled by whales.

>>50713184
this
proof crypto is another jewish scam

>>50713226
wait AVAX got off federated consensus? that's funny