/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50688554
You’re on so many fucked up levels of wrong

>>50688554
Never listening to other people opinions

being subject to retarded questions

>>50688554
Choose at least 2 of the following 3:
> Something not really related to the job
> Not something retarded
> How you are working on it.

I am interviewing to be a programmer- my weakness is I am too blunt with clients. This is okay because this role does not deal with external clients. I have also found that I can have my other team mates read over communications with clients and get another pair of eyes as a "sanity check" before sending.

> There you go. You actually answered the question. Showed you're not retarded. And didn't actually negatively impact your chance at getting the role.

>>50688554
>So what it your biggest weakness?
https://youtube.com/shorts/arq3l-yKed8

>>50688554
the best answer to a negative questions is a positive one. so it will cancel out

>>50688554
I can't stop cooming.

Tell them you can't stop sucking dicks

>>50688554
If this is a bullshit retail job, just give one of those basic answers that is a strength and a weakness.

If this is a real adult job, you should actually be honest. I interviewed for a job that had Python as a requirement and I said I was weak in it but teaching myself Python and will pick it up quickly and they were impressed with the honesty and my other skills that I got the job.

>>50688554
>requesting other people to ask better questions
should shut them up for a bit

>>50688655
>sanity check
you're not allowed to use this anymore chud

>>50688853
Unironically thanks- getting on the job hunt grind and don't want to show my power level

>>50688554
My retard strength. I crush the things I love unintentionally and without remorse.

>>50688554
I am mentally ill

>>50688554
I enjoy answering stupid questions.

"I'm too humble"

arsenic

i have too much sex

>>50688554
Assuming you're going for a real job, give a real answer, and specifically note how you have been humbled enough to realize it and start consciously working on it.

The follow-up is how you mitigate that weakness. The answer should include open communication, teamwork, and diversity of thought overcoming the weakness of any one individual on that team.

>>50688554
I'm loyal to a fault, I stayed with the last company for over a decade without jumping around and seeing what else was out there.

>>50688554
i'm ticklish

>>50688554
Holocaust denial.

>>50689129
I'm going to puke

>>50689064
Welcome aboard the Chainlink team

>>50688554
My dick gets caught in turn styles makes it very awkward being so hung.

>>50688554
my inability and simple refusal to answer stupid questions

My pp squirt the white juice when i see booba or boota

I dont have a viable option to take down the jews and free the country from their grips.

>>50688554
I apply for jobs where they don't have time to ask stupid questions.

>>50688554
i thought we all agreed its "im a perfectionist"

>>50688554
for job interviews the correct answer is:
I let people boss me around

>>50688554
I'm pretty overqualified for most jobs I apply to (on purpose) and I always answer this question, bullets.

>>50688554
>AND MY WEAKNESS ISSS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH

>>50688853
>y’all
i want to accelerate the collapse of nu-rome

>>50688554
I would also answer
>bullets

be honest about it. unless you are a degenrate with alcohol problems, your weakness is also your strength

impatient? fast-paced working style
timid? careful and precise
easily stressed? industrious

>I turn up late often
>I take excessively long breaks
>Most my day I stare at my monitor doing nothing
>I hate small talk
>You'll often feel my not wanting to be there
>I won't talk to the office gay
>Fundamentally, I don't like you or being here now
>Etc.

Just say you're a perfectionist or have mild OCD. Just flip it to something like "I'm too good of a wagie sometimes".

>>50688554
I take big poops

>>50688853
yeah its bait but idc

master, slave is not synonymous with leader, follower. that is normalising slavery by saying they were just followers.

blacklist has nothing to do with race or all blacks would be on the blacklist so why keep a list? same with whitelist. illogical.

to be fair grandfathered is sexist towards men as old men are useless, hence the term, but old men couldnt give a fuck about anything so might as well leave it.

i want to be referred to as he or his and i refuse to listen to anyone that says folk or y'all.

man hours have nothing to do with men, as human or mankind has nothing to do with gender either.

sanity is a word different to quick or confidence, they are not synonymous. coherence is ok.

a dummy value is not the same as a placeholder value or sample value. a dummy value is so called to not interact with the system, unbiased value could be correct.

>>50688853

>>50689333
checked

>>50688554
I tend to want to help my coworkers when they are struggling with a task, which usually ends with both of us growing our skills and completing job ahead of schedule. Unfortunately this makes me Uber desirable and I have had to cut many a bitch off from the D (he/it).

>>50688554
I don't have nearly enough guns and 5 gallon buckets of beans and rice for the coming decades of turmoil and strife, and I need this job to help fund that weakness.

>>50688554
Having no patience for shitty low effort interview questions.

>Why would I think about my weaknesses

>>50688554
sometimes, I care SO much about my job that I get TOO caught up in my work and I'm EVEN MORE productive

>>50688554
God.

>>50688554
My ignorance of being unsuccessful in life.

>>50688554
Cock is too big and I'm afraid I might kill somebody

Miniskirt thigh gaps

>>50688554
My weaknesses are Doing Coke, buyin hookers, sometimes relaxing around blacks due to social pressure (the last one is a lie, I never relax), and blacking out. They cannot discriminate against me as I do these things to ease my anxiety disorder.

>>50688554
Being poor

I find it hard to give a fuck.

>>50688554
My penis is so large that it can interfere with my daily tasks.

>>50688554
The answer is walk the fuck out of the interview because bullshit questions like this aren't asked at interviews for legitimate jobs.

>>50688554
dick is too big

>>50691645
this, mainly
I got asked this when interviewing for a military job, some jobs require interviewers to know exactly the type of person you are

if you get asked this by some random HR lady for a non-critical job you should honestly just challenge the question and ask what's some bad things about their life since they want to know the most intimate details of your personal life. Or ask them to tell you some bad things about the company in front of their boss. "biggest weakness" is a hell of a question to ask somebody

cheesecake, girlfriend!!!! then hold up your hand for a high five

>>50688554
I just say that sometimes I can get too focused on a task/problem that I get tunnelvision and miss an obvious step/solution that causes me to waste time because I couldn't step back and take a zoomed out view. Which is both 100% true (I'm autistic af) and strikes the right balance of 'my biggest weakness is also sort of a strength' without resorting to the 'lol I just like to work too much' copout

>>50688554
I have a hard time communicating with others because I'm introverted, like most programmers
Here's what I've been doing to overcome that issue etc
Poor communication skills is bad, but it at least shows you're honest about your flaws
Demand > supply for programming jobs, so if you get rejected, there's a hundred other companies who want you

>>50688554
Something like
"I don't know the specific in's and outs of how this company does X even though I am trained for it I know there will be differences in approach that I will have to learn"

>>50689650
I think you've stolen my identity.

>>50688554
clicking on these faggot threads expecting something new

I was asked this in an interview a few weeks ago and I just flat out told the truth since I didn't care that much about getting the job - I said that I can be perhaps a little too detail oriented at times and can be hyper fixated on certain things.

>>50688554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rPOC78NuQk

>>50688554
Acute yellow fever

>>50688554
my biggest penis

Retard, just say some negative that a company will take as a positive. "I'm a perfectionist. I get too focused on my work."

>>50688655
This.

I normally go with not being fluent in a second language and how in a modern city (give an example of when this was an issue) it would be handy to speak the second ksot common language in that city eg Spanish but stating that I'm learning another language in my spare time to help with that.

>>50688554
>silver bullets
>holy water
>garlic
>steak driven through the heart
which one is by BIGGEST weakness, hard to say.

>>50688554
My balls hang lower than my dick

>>50688554
>sometimes i take constructive feedback a little too personally. i do understand, however, that no one is perfect and that we can all make an improvement in some way, and that such feedback can only help me in the long run.
some variant of this has always been my go-to for interviews.

>>50688554
>What's your biggest weakness
I am usually much more talented than the people I work for. They usually see this as a threat so I have to keep my head down and tow the party line even though I know what they are doing is going to fail or have a bad outcome. I also tend to give direct answers to direct questions. Most people prefer to be lied to. So, I spend much of my day lying to people as to not hurt their feelings with actual facts.

>>50689064
How soon can you start? -ICP team.

>>50688554
Anime girl thighs UwU

>>50688554
my biggest weakness is round booty asses because of my obsession with sniffing brappers

>>50688554
If anyone ever asked me this I'd just respond "im not positive to be honest, I try to be perfect in everything I do - of course humans make mistakes but I wouldn't say I'm weak in anything"

>>50689129
and that gay corpo culture is why I havent worked a legal job for the past 8 years.

>>50690696
Because most employers want to know that you’ve identified your weaknesses and want to know that you’re working on them?

>>50688554
I'm usually honest about this and tell them I'm not consistent

>>50697375
Being honest is how you stay unemployed

>>50688554
>Interview

Wanna know how I know you're ngmi?

>>50688554
Im a lazyfuck, really really lazy

>>50688554
Bean burritos.
They make me fart demon gas, but I can't not eat them every day.

>>50697421

This. It's like talking to the cops. Not the time to take the "high ground' and short sell yourself. Someone else is going to be lying like it's their job.

>>50688554
I just walk out if they ask that question

>>50688554
your mom

>>50688762
>Animal abuse meme
Not funny

>>50688554
I am weak to fire.

>>50688554
My PP so big I have to lift it so I dont sit down on it.

>extra points if roastie HR interviewing you

>>50697761
i kinda laughed desu senpai

>>50689650
>Just say you're a perfectionist or have mild OCD. Just flip it to something like "I'm too good of a wagie sometimes".

This. My personal favorite is:
>I'm might get frustrated if I run out of tasks too often and for too long period of time.
Works everytime.

>>50688554
I can get frustrated and overwhelmed sometimes so I have been practicing 15 min meditation in the morning and in the evening (obvious lie)

Something very minor but relatable.
Don't say shit that sounds bad basically but also not obviously sucking up to them either.

>>50698184
>>I'm might get frustrated if I run out of tasks too often and for too long period of time.
Perfect example, they will see right though this.

>>50698184
this might work for entry level work without advanced degrees but I've been on a lot of hiring committees and this would be an embarassingly bad answer.

>>50688554
" i have no known weaknesses, if i knowningly had weakness it would be personally neglectfully to not address that personal weakness."

Iocaine powder

>>50688554
The thighs on the female cyclist I saw on my way here. I drove about five minutes off the GPS's route transfixed by them while holding up traffic.

>>50698402
Probably true. I'm a real wagie and have no idea of higher degree shit.

In Q3 2022, Syscon will implement Phase 3: Vilidium. This world's first mature blockchain solution will be the greatest leap for blockchain scalability since zkrollups.

>>50688554
Hot White women :)

>>50688554
"I'm trying to sell you a product. It would be bad business to tell you what's wrong with it "
Then shut up. First person to speak loses.

Anything over 180 pounds

>>50688554
The trick is to state something that is actually a strength, but in a humble manner that makes it sound like a weakness, and then spin it in to a strength (which is easy because it was a strength all along)

>I tend to hyper focus on important tasks and put a lot of time and effort in to getting it done flawlessly. This sometimes results in less important tasks going undone. I work around this by being well organized and planning out my work activities so I can have a checklist of what needs to be done I can reference.

I usually do some variation of that, but spoken more eloquently and detailed.

>>50688554
BBC

I am addicted to sex with expensive slavic prostitutes.

>>50688554
I got asked this a long time ago and straight up told the interviewer something along the lines of that I likely wouldn't answer the question honestly because I'm trying to make a good impression, and anyone giving an honest answer to that question would be jeopardizing themselves. Then I joked that my biggest weakness was that "I was a perfectionist".

Got the job.

>>50688853
fuck that, software engineer here who is in charge of a lot of repositories in our company. i am not fucking rebranching everything and changing every deploy script to rename our 'master' branches to 'main' or 'primary'.

it would take me days or work. who is gonna pay for that, the woke retards who are pushing for this agenda?

>>50688554
My weakness is that I don't have a definitive answer to that question.

>>50689748
Thank you, Niggorpheus.

I feel the urgent need to shit for hours on end during company time. I buy shitcoins like VINU and SHIB unironically. If I feel even a hunch of hornyness in my system I must masturbate (even on company time).

"I get bored like, really quickly, so I need to be doing something constantly to stay sharp"

So fucking easy. Donut steal my hack.

>>50688554
I'm a woman.

>>50688554
"Ask your mom you fucking FAGGOT"

>>50689748
>>50688853
Is this thing implying that insanity isn't a negative thing.

>>50705520
That's an easy way to say that you have adhd and can't be trusted to not fall apart in long term projects.

>>50688554
I give terrible blowjobs…
>would you like me to demonstrate?

>>50705520
Conversely, I believe too much in long-term strategies and put faith in long term goals that may in the end be unachievable.

>>50688554
Big booty latinas

>>50688554
I am short but i am big cums to my penis its a thick mushroom

>>50705520
>I get distracted easily
That’s not a hack you mongoloid

tomboy tummy

>>50688853

>>50709931
>suicide grip

If you care about the job, the correct answer is to tell them about a real weakness, but something that you already solved.
>i.e. I am terrible at speaking in front of a large crowd
>However, I have since learned to overcome this by doing X, Y, Z and since then I have been able to do speeches in front of large audiences, etc...

If you don't give a shit about the job because you were just doing it for practice and the company is shit tier anyway
>Dumb interview questions like this. I'm sorry, but I can't work at a company that asks this type of cliche question as it indicates that the HR department at this company may be low-effort, understaffed, or otherwise incompetent.

>>50688554
Handwriting. Bonus points if you tell you never received your pen licence kek

>>50688554
>Why should I tell you?

>>50688639
thats what i'm gonna start saying from now on

If you're ever in a situation in which you have to answer a question like this, that's just embarrassing. If I was in an interview and was asked this question, I would say "shut up retard" and leave

I can't control my horny levels

>>50688554
lolis ToT

>>50688554

compassion

>>50688554
>My biggest weakness is that I don’t know how to answer that question

Heh, gg

>>50688554
My pp too big.

I'm kinda lazy and leave things half finis

>>50688554
to say that my biggest weakness is not to stop having big ambitions and fulfilling them in such a short time, yoga, investing in things like qom, collecting some bitches, I'm just so good at everything
>unemployed for 3 years

I'm racist. I hate niggers, spics, jews and nigger lovers.

>In the past, I’ve found myself setting very ambitious estimates to how soon I (and my team) can accomplish a goal or project deadline. I still maintain that drive and high expectation of myself, but I’ve learned to manage time and divide tasks into more realistic timeframes for deliverables.

Boom done, hired, you are now making $180k at some bullshit FAANG job surrounded by sois and useless women

that my penis is only 9 inches, everything else about me is perfect but unfortunately my penis is a bit small

>>50688554
>My biggest weakness is the one I don't know about. All I can do is keep improving myself and fixing problems as I see them.

>>50688554
"I can't stop coooooooooooming"

>>50688554
>My handwriting is bad
>I get too focused
>I will let niceties fall by the wayside looking to increase efficiency

>>50688554
Either a jackass response like spiders or kryptonite, speaking from the heart if you really have a weakness that you feel you need to improve upon, or telling the interviewer that you feel that the question is inappropriate and why.

These kind of shit test questions are meant to gauge your personality so they know how to approach you with a lowball during negotiations. If you get caught up overthinking, they have you right where they want you.

>>50688554

>>50708233
yes, as well as being a dummy

>>50688554
My human flesh

>>50688554
I usually say that I'm a bit shy and perfectionnist but I think next time I'll just say that while I have plenty of flaws none are relevant to the job.

That question is a filter for those dumb enough to reveal an actual flaw, they won't filter you if you don't give them one. Just be socially aware enough to not sound full of yourself by doing so

>>50688554
Public speaking

>>50688554
Dicks too big, takes me off balance.

Family

My massive shlong, unshakeable focus and self belief as well as the insane amount of money i have put into bitdao

>>50689157
Wow, now that's a good one

>>50711798
>interviewer jots down "severely autistic" in the weaknesses section

>>50688554
>I prefer to keep to myself, focus on my work, then go home. For some companies, this means I'm probably not going to be a great fit.
By saying this, I actually get to work at a place that isn't a bad fit. I'm a bad fit for the Dude, Let's Get Some McMicrobrews Later companies. It saves everyone's time by being up-front about it.

I discovered that private banks create all money, not government. And I've been unsuccessful at awakening the 99% of the population who don't understand this.

>>50688778
>real adult job
>Python as a requirement
Pick 1 (one)

>>50688554
I just answer something along the lines of me being a bit too focused on reaching a perfect result which can cause my projects to take a bit more time in the planning phase. This usually makes the interviewer impressed.

>>50688554
I work too hard and am too honest

>>50688554
>what's your biggest weakness
>I am interviewing for a job to become a slave because I didn't sell the link top because I am retarded

>>50688655
Damn that's pretty freaking good

>>50692895
Basically my exact answer, but with an additional dose of an inability to feel comfortable in relying on others to accomplish their tasks in a way that won't interfere with my own.
I think the important thing is to always follow up on how you're working on this weakness or what you've done to mitigate it in the past.