/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50676664
>sell them outside for a discount

Maybe if they would kill less gay and trans people then they would be able to sell more chicken sandwiches.

>>50676664
>work 8 hours
>get 40 sandwiches

>>50676676
>heey bud... want to buy some chick-fil-a burgers?

>>50676664
If you were low on funds and just wanted to mop the floor for an hour or something that would be a pretty fair deal

>>50676728
Remember doublemint dave and mark the mint man?

Someone who's name starts with C needs to do this, there is 200 Chick fil a sandwiches a week in it for him

>>50676664
based

can I work for just 1 hour?

I would deconstruct the sandwiches and use whatever is left as sides and eat them with rice.

>>50676838
rice is still a grain and not meant for human consumption

>>50676804
I think thats the point. Clean all the tables and floor in one hour and you get food for your entire family. Pretty good deal for both sides.

>>50676664
Isn't one of those at least $5? An hour's work to feed yourself for a day isn't bad.

This is retarded. It's basically this 19th century strategy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Company_scrip

but instead of being able to choose what you want to "buy", they're offering just one item, and instead of having a contract, they have the benefit of being able to hire/fire you within the hour.

>>50676728
Yeah I might do it. Eat 2 chicken sammies and put the rest in the freezer. Never come back

>>50676664
Honestly a future where I get chicken sandwiches and own nothing is better than one where I eat bugs and own nothing.

Don't those sandwiches cost like $5 each retail?
For just an hour of the shift I would say it's worth it.

>>50676664
Gee I wonder why all of our work is being automated away?

Can't wait for normies to seethe and throw tantrums for rest of my fucking lifetime meanwhile. Fuck me.

SANDWICH COST 5 DOLLARS
5 SANDWICHES=25 DOLLARS?

>>50677433
add some kind of smart contract integration and we're all investing in it

You WILL stake CFA coin

>>50676717
You tried. Here's a complementary (you)

>>50677433
I would ask why companies don't just sweeten the deal for their works by offering food on top of the pay but I already know they'd be jewish and be like "so you were making 12/hr as a frycook but you got 5 sandwiches in one hour so we're taking 25 dollars out of your paycheck lol".

Maybe they can't find workers because they always pull this kind of shit.

>>50676892
Neither was yo mommas pussy but here I go, hold my nose.

>>50678278
>be you
>learn how AI works
>automates their jobs away while you have permanent job security

>>50676664
Need it or keep it?

>>50676664
>the future of working is gigs
>your phone pings new notification
>task: clean tables for 1 hour
>reward: 5 chicken sandwiches

>>50678336
>ping new notification
>task: "deliver these cappuccinos on your way home"
>reward: starbucks voucher

>>50678243
they cost $5 because you mongrels buy plastic food like that for no reason. their actual cost is less than $1

>>50677433
Mining towns set up the same way as a Chuck E Cheese with tokens instead of cash

>>50676744
Its not mopping floors though. The article says its working the drive-thru, which employees stand outside in, and the chick fil a that did this is in North Carolina... and was posted in fucking July, during a heat wave. Kek no thanks

>>50678336

>>50676892
PREACH

>>50676784
Hey, it's Chick-fil-a Chad! He always has sandwiches to give out

>>50676664
Chick-fil-a used to be the only fast food I ate. Polite, fast, decent food. Recently they started having ridiculous lines like 25 mins and fucking up my order. The employees went from 100% white to around 60% black. This is across 4 or 5 locations all over town so it's not isolated. Fucking sad.
Some dude will be like hurr durr cook at home. I do but the fact I can't eat out once a week without it being fucked is depressing.

>>50679330
That's unfortunate. It's still all white people where I live.

>>50678359
>reward:thirty social credit points
>or
>three kilograms of roaches

>>50679330
Give them time fren, seriously. These black people could relatively easily be walking the streets with machetes and the mighty youth and police would suck their literal and nonliteral dicks all the while. They are probably trying hard to fit in the American dream. One could be kind and who knows, friendly? Otherwise one might truly qualify for that new hybrid creature being spawned out of the TV laboratory: the white Norwegian.

>>50678810
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50676892
>grains not meant for human consumption
OK retard.
Keto schizos are the worst

>>50679761
You ever see the video of the orangutan that's hammering nails into a piece of wood sideways? He kind of gets it and it kind of works and he could be the nicest orangutan in the world but he's still in orangutan. This is an unfortunately an accurate comparison.

I thought they cucked out and disavowed heterosexuality, why are leftists still going after them?

>>50676664
They sell for like $5 right? $25 worth of sandwiches per hour wouldn't be too bad for fast food work.

>>50676784
Charles the chicken chef

>>50678810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0&ab_channel=LeonardoofBiz
excellent channel

>>50676664
this is like the american version of russia paying employees in vodka back in the 90s

>>50679859
Wrong. But even if such mindless prejudice (Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, John Coltrane, Thelonius Monk etc etc etc alone would make your average American ashamed of breathing if they weren't too stupid to figure how stupid they really are) were correct, we're kind to the animal kingdom (well, the best of our kind) and as such should extend a helping hand to our Norwegian frens instead of killing them in Minecraft.
So sath the great profit.

>>50679647
That's a water bug

lol, why would i eat 5 chicken sandwiches an hour.

i would just sell the chicken sandwiches to customers coming in to buy a chicken sandwich right?

oh i get it, this way i get paid only when business is good. if not enough customers are coming in then i sell less sandwiches and make less monies. but if business is good i make more monies. that just sounds like getting paid a wage with extra steps

>>50678810
yes but worth it because no hr roasties to gatekeep all the jobs

>>50676664
Tax free, though, we should notice.

>>50676728
>Make mukbang video
>Post on youtube
>???
>Profit

>>50676664
How about they tell their CEO to quit kissing nigger feet and start paying his people a living wage. Sell one of your private planes, or your 300 million a year salary might need cut a little bit so your workers can afford to eat.

Or go out of business

I prefer the latter for nigger-dick-lovin-filla

>>50681273
Nice rant, commie.

>>50676728
Be sure to save 10 for your retirement and give another 10 to the government.

>>50676664
Who the fuck is gonna do this? This isn't going to pay for my telcom or electric bill.

>>50676892
Funny that 80 year old japanese farmers that mostly eat rice are in better shape and health for you and if theyre the oldschool martial artists they would break you in half despite how much red meat you eat

>>50676664
>Feed entire family on just an hour of work?
I get off my regular job at 5. See you there!

>>50678311
I worked in a kitchen at a cadet camp for a couple summers and we would get the leftovers after every meal, so every shift you would get a full breakfast and lunch or lunch and dinner. Working in the food service industry it’s not uncommon. Although yeah you’re making shit wages anyways

>>50677433
Nailed it. Fuck scrips and company towns.
>>50676664

>>50682353
I don't know why I have to tell you this but the Karate Kid was not a documentary.

>>50682353
>ricenigger
>better shape

>>50676664
40 chicken sandwiches is a lot in a ghetto economy

>>50679856
He's right you retarded peasant. Pre-agriculture, humans were taller with perfect teeth, strong jawlines, and bigger brains. Keep munching your serf pabulum, slave.

>>50676664
>clock in
>put on gloves
>drop chicken in fryer
>toast buns
>put chicken sandwich together
>clock out

It’s like free food

>>50682910
kek

>>50678810
>GAY4PAY
>Bring client to orgasm at your Local Safe Love Community Centere
>(Trustlessly verified by coom oracles)
How do the coom oracles work? Are these blockchain-enabled brain implants that detect when a person enters the orgasm state? Or perhaps they are cameras since the future almost certainly has no sense of security?

>>50682818
>thinking diet affects genetics
ohnonononononono, how much of a low iq retard you gotta be to not understand basic biology? what happened? all the chads got breeded out/killed by the fat rice eaters?

>>50676664
isn't that more expensive on the business than just paying wage? they sell 1 of those for like $3-4 which is $15-20 an hour lost revenue on those sandwiches, which is probably as much or more than what the workers make anyway

>>50678336
>RPG video game quest economy

>>50682146
>Not contributing some of those sandwiches to your church as well

>>50676676
ok, so assume you sell all 5 every hour (not realistic) at a discount to their normal price of what, $7? Keep in mind these are second hand sandwiches from "some guy" (you), so maybe you'll get what, $3.50/sandwich, and even that's generous. So $17.50 hour, and you have to not only do your CFA job but also a second quasi job where you sell the sandwiches, 5 per hour, for a total of 40 sandwiches a day.... and even if by some miracle you successfully sell every single sandwich you're still not even breaking $40k a year.

When I order chic fil a I get one spicy classic with ranch and one regular classic with chic fil a sauce

Also I recommend the Mac and cheese with their sriracha sauce

>>50684650
and before someone says it - yes i know that realistically you do this for one day, maybe two, and not an entire year. but it's a fun thought experiment to realize how fucked this offer is

>>50684090
The mongols consumed nothing but milk and horse meat and then proceeded to shit stomp all of the grain eating toothless Europeans

>>50684671
>Hey bro *pulls out chicken sandwich out of your sweatpants*
>I have a chicken sandwich here for half price of what the real store is selling them for
>Is it cold? I don't think so, I've only been out here trying to sell one for around 3 hours so far
>Where are you going?

How has this not been posted yet?

>>50684650
/Thread

>>50677342
sounds illegal without paperwork, so there must be paperwork, so I doubt it'd be fast.

>>50676664
Barter economy is back !!

>>50684650
thats not how you sell them, kid. throwing half your revenue in the garbage by admitting they're second hand is a cuck move. you get yourself some official logo merchandise and use that to set up an "chick-fi-a express" stand somewhere near where hungry idiots with cash in their pockets hang out. then you sell them full price, plus tip. maybe a small markup because you're making life convenient for the customers. now you're earning $35/hr tax free with no expenses to cover.

>>50685105
>Sandwiches sitting on a cardboard box with the chick fil a logo printed out and taped onto the box
>Sandwiches held in a walmart grocery bag with the chik fil a logo printed out and crudely taped over the walmart logo
>"Yes sir that will be $10 plus the mandatory tip, also we only accept cash, surely people still carry around $12 in cash

>>50684758
Except they didn't?

>>50676664
>irs comes to collect its share of chicken sandwiches

>>50676784
fucking doublemint dave, forgot about that legend. hes probably still out there slaying puss and leaving them minty fresh to this day. His cuck son who was going with altoids is probably a "woman" by now.

>>50676784
>Remember doublemint dave and mark the mint man?
Yeah I do now. Went to read it again and now i've got a pain in my stomach from laughing too hard.
Thanks

>>50685711
>Reddit education

>le mongols Xdd

>>50681845
Fuck commies, fuck capitalists too. Which we havent been capitalists since the civil war, but conservicucks like you think we are

>>50679647
>30 good boy points
Why did the elites have to make our memes reality?

>>50676664
Ok I want chick fil a now

>>50676728
>sell each chicken sandwich for $5
>make $25/h

>>50676664
>sells chicken sandwiches outside without tax cost or waiting in line
Nothing Personnel Kid

>>50684650
i'd put them in my fridge i love those sandwiches. i dont think i'd work more than a single day thouhg

>>50685105
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