/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50670401
Maybe you should have gotten yourself a job and saved up money to buy a home of your liking instead of being a NEET loser who spends his paltry pocket money on video games and door dash?

>>50670755
not buying your house until it drops at least 90% in value old man

>>50670864
just two more weeks, right?

>>50670879

Young anon can wait for decades. You'll be dead in a few years or less if COVID has its way with you.

>go to reddit
>find image
>post here for (you)s
This genre is tiring.

>>50670911
1pbtid posters are unironically bots

>>50670401
So, uh what happens if the house "accidentally" burns down.
Do you get to collect the insurance money?
Just asking for a friend biz.

>>50670401
Haha that’s fucking pathetic. You have to be certain level of mentally hill to have pictures like that taken of your house and think “yeah that looks real good, these will definitely help sell this place”.

>>50671381
*mentally ill

>>50670401
How did Portland become such a fucking meme?

what's the endgame for the homeless situation?

>>50670401
Literally just go to the court on the squatters, get the sherrif to remove them, and clean up the trash for about 100k in profit.

>>50671417
>court
throw in a bag of heavy-fent laced H
problem sorts itself.

>>50671406
Use them as political pawns by pretending to care about them

>>50671417
>Court
3 years gone

Why not just have them killed lol
Home invasion gone wrong

>>50671451
If they don't prosecute crimes then just find an illegal solution (assuming you can't just pay the squatters 5-20k in cash to leave)

>>50671381
You're off base fren. It's probably the bank thinking "I hope we can get anything for this, I don't want to go near it"

>>50670926
ah yes the old Jewish Lightning gambit.
i wouldn't recommend unless your tribal cousin works for the agency that issues the policy.

>>50671457
you can shoot people breaking in (in most states, Portland dunno) BUT executing squatters is legally questionable, some reason.

>>50671457
Of all the cities in the US, Portland is up there in punishing people who would dare stand in the way of criminals and drug mongrels. They'll probably get the house from you if they somehow survive.

>>50671491
Well, do you have a recommendation?

>>50671506
>>50671595
Obviously you don't hurt them yourself, you hire the crips or the local mafia to 'rob them'

>>50671651
yeah, nothing like being indebted to the local crips, or Hells Angels chapter or whatever, while theres a War raging at whats left of your property.
Better with /k/ tards, few non-lethal smoke bomb attacks and shit.

>>50671699
Flip the house to the greater fool as soon as you've cleaned/repaired it.

>>50670401
That is one of the most expensive hippy populated hoods in Ptown. Of course its expensive.
>>50670864
That won't happen kiddo. Keep dreaming. Stay poor. Enjoy living in a pod.

>>50671398
filthy hippies with more money than sense are responsible

>>50672523
>Of course its expensive.
not the issue.
its a question of, how much trouble, fincially speaking, would it be to exterminate an infestation of non-paying hippys - whats the going local rate?

>>50672554
You can just pay them to leave. I doubt most squatters would turn down 10-20k cash.

>>50670401
Buy the house, throw a tear gas grenade in... when smelly hippies begin running outside, sneak in and lock the doors. Present firearms as they knock on the door.

>>50672554
No one cares kid. The neighborhood is literally called Woodstock. The hippies that live there are trust funders, yuppies and wealthy retired boomers. Anyone who considers buying that house knows dam well the price will double once the scumbags are evicted and some cleaning is done. Hiring a lawyer to facilitate that doesn't cost enough to matter.
Once you stop being a poor jobless angry gutter punk you'll understand these kind things. Until then keep paying rent and stay mad faggot.

>>50672567
>I'll give you 20k to move out of my house you illegally live in
That's pretty cucked. I know it happens commonly, but still...

>>50672763
I would feel like a bitch. Like a homeless drug addict's bitch. I'm a massive loser and would still find that degrading.

>>50672795
Bitches make money.

>>50671417
>courts doing their job
>law enforcement doing it's job
>portland
Kek

>>50672523
52nd & Flavel is ghetto as fuck, what the fuck are you smoking? Half the streets over there aren't even paved

>>50672763
>>50672795
they'd spend it on fent and OD at least

>>50671468
>assuming you can't just pay the squatters 5-20k in cash to leave
wont they just move back in as soon as you go to work

>>50673724
No, because at that point you can lock them out and use force to defend your house. They cease from being squatters and become home invaders.

>>50673670
False. That is near Woodstock neighborhood. Its full of hippy fucks that missed getting into Hawthorne area. There are way shittier neighborhoods in Portland then here.

>>50674376
Nigger, that's like calling 15th and Boise Westmoreland, you are a dumb nigger faggot, Brentwood isn't Woodstock

imagine not only living in portland but paying to be there

>>50670401
saw this today
there's hope bois

>>50675366
Just 800k to go

>>50670401
>Portland
don't they literally have forced tranny conversions in their schools?

>>50675399
Trannies = techworkers = high rental income

Living in a blue state is a really, REALLY bad idea. Things are only gonna get worse.

>>50673972
>use force to defend your house
Lol good luck with that in Portland and the liberal commie DA