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I'm feeling awfully tempted /biz/bros...financially speaking, would it be a worthwhile investment to hire this girl?

>> No.50646122

>>50646111
is sweet pink biscuit what the kids are calling pussy these days

>> No.50646123

>>50646111
will it give you more money? then its not an investment

>> No.50646124

>>50646111
> That's a man

yolo, be safe, do what makes you happy

>> No.50646127

>>50646111
>girlfriend experience experience
since when do they let retards be hookers

>> No.50646130

Just jerk off to some webm on /gif/ and save yourself the money

>> No.50646138

Also, what is a girlfriend experience? She nags and yells at you for an hour?

>> No.50646150

>>50646111
Where do you find these bitches?
All the ones I find online want your Facebook/LinkedIn, your photo id, etc. Before they'll let you schedule a fuck session or whatever.
I'm not gonna send all that just to get my dick wet, so what do?

>> No.50646152

>>50646138
you bareback him

>> No.50646243
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50646243

This one's slightly cheaper (only $500) and she's even closer to me
Plus she offers more services:
>On my menu: GFE, BBBJ, MSOG, DATY, DFK

>> No.50646265

>>50646111
$550 is retard high but I guess americans don't have much choice

>> No.50646278

>>50646265
Whats a good country for cheap escorts? I like light latinas/european women only. No jungle gooks or other garbage people.

>> No.50646281

>>50646111
>$550
too expensive, go buy some 6/10 two coors lights at a bar and take her home

>> No.50646288

>>50646278
>latinas
Mexico

>> No.50646291

it's one of the best investment you can do desu
think is you're a different man after you ejaculate hot semen inside hot girls, your confidences level change, your mindset change, your thought pattern change
every single rich people fuck escorts, every single king has harem, it's the middle class serf slave class that are all about retarded 'till death do us apart'
i also suggest sugar baby if you want GFE and more exclusivity

>> No.50646294

>>50646281
I'm only 18 so that's not possible

>> No.50646344

>>50646291
This is why I only listen to sigma male hip hop like future and Travis Scott because they are really in that big money grind set of fucking bitches and leaving them know I’m sayin

>> No.50646356

>>50646243
Wtf are MSOG, DATY, DFK?

>> No.50646370

>>50646344
poorfag cope

>> No.50646389

>>50646356
mouth sex oral gulp
dick ass two yes
deep fucking kek

>> No.50646400

>>50646389
>dick ass
imagine the smell

>> No.50646409

>>50646389
so no creampie? whats the point then?

>> No.50646413

>>50646291
This is actually not too bad advice. Works for some people.

If you're an actual incel then I definitely recommend it. Go be a man

>> No.50646423

>>50646111
If she's 10/10 for you. Why not? I already spent 1.2k to the same girl for 3 different meetup

>> No.50646430

>>50646413
I wouldn't call myself an incel but I'm 18 and still a khhv so I think I'm gonna do it

>> No.50646432
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50646432

for me it's ts4rent

>> No.50646436

>>50646430
Sad. You're gonna end up like my buddy in NY, he got addicted to escorts about 3 months ago, maybe 4. He spends 400 bucks every 2 to 4 days on that whore.

>> No.50646440

>>50646111
I hate women too much to give them a single cent

>> No.50646517

As someone who's been whoremongering for over 10 years, once you start it's almost impossible to stop. You've been warned.

>> No.50646541

>>50646127
>since when
Anon... I..

>> No.50646551

>>50646111
I can't believe people actually fuck hookers, gross.

>> No.50646555

>>50646389
disgusting whore is riddled with diseases if she's doing bareback and swalling coom

>> No.50646558

>>50646517
what's the appeal? It lacks any intimacy and I would feel like a loser paying for it. Where's the the sense of victory you get from bedding a regular girl? Not to mention the threat of STDs, though that's probably just as like with most women these days

>> No.50646587

>>50646356
DATY is pussy eating

>> No.50646591

>kissing a hooker
ishiggsgiggshiggdy

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>>50646111
Totally bullish. So much in fact, that you killed bobo just from making this thread, pinkie innie cunnies are the best and you're a fine gentleman for hiring that girl
Would you be, perhaps, interested in investing in vinu? im sure a dandy like you would only choose the best of the best, in crypto or anything else

>> No.50646643

i just cant get it up for a whore

the though that every other nigger has been there makes me want to vomit.

>> No.50646680

Why do you guys hire escorts? Surely you're not that ugly or overweight to get actual girls. Let me guess, too ''busy'' and ''dont give a fuck'' ?

>> No.50646692

>>50646680
not ugly but I'm skinny
social anxiety is the biggest reason for me

>> No.50646698

>>50646111
imagine paying a slut to be your gf. topkek OP just get a sex-change

>> No.50646710

>>50646111
If you've never had sex it will be a new experience. Sex is overrated but sometimes you just need to get it out of your system. I fuck about 2-3 a year, the rest of my sex life is the occasional one night stand.

>> No.50646795

>>50646558
>feel like a loser
>sense of victory

this is why you are a virgin copefag. It is about having sex with a good looking girl, not receiving admiration for being a chad.

validation nerds are so cringe. go kiss your biceps in the mirror manly man

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>>50646558
>Where's the the sense of victory you get from bedding a regular girl?

Meh. I know literal niggers that spend their time at the mall approaching every single girl they see. They get numbers since its a numbers game. Aka brute force.

I get 100000x the sense of victory as a self-employed money maker when I make decent money after lots of hard sweat equity.

Meanwhile, after a long day of grinding and hustling for your own business, to eat a delicious steak, drink some good scotch, smoke some nice sativa and then scroll on the hunt on the escort sites. analyzing pictures of escorts, googling their numbers to read reviews, deciding tonight I want vanilla instead of chocolate, it's like ordering fucking pizza. They arrive late around midnight or later and they stay for the night if they are banging. Unlike a regular lame chick that you think is such a victory to bed, the escort if you choose the right one will give you a blowjob that you didn't think was even humanly possible. The sex is just as great. It does help to be handsome and rich though. It's like when rich fucks talk about weed being a poor man's drug. It's the cocaine of sex to whoremonger. God it really is addicting if you can afford it.

>> No.50646823

>>50646800
how do niggers do it? i see them get shot down over and over, its humiliating, but they just keep plugging away.

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>>50646680
I don't know what type of "actual girls" you've dealt with but sex is like every single thing in life. You only get good at it if you do it a lot and not just a lot but a lot of variations. Ergo, the right escorts are so good at sex you wouldn't believe the difference between some lame regular chick you pick up at some club. It's like comparing ballers at the YMCA to NBA players. The difference is staggering if you've ever fucked a really good escort. And I'm not even talking about looks here, I'm talking about performance. A regular chick at least the ones at my level are beyond overrated sex wise. If you are a sex addict the difference is obvious.

>> No.50646828

>>50646551
How else are you supposed to get laid?
>more women than men at young ages (globally its worse, there are like 60 milliob extra pajeet/chinkoid rat men)
>women are hypergamous around the same top 10% of guys
>70% of women are obese/very overweight
>culture favors women
What is a 6'1 male with 50,000 early supposed to do?
Just suck it up and go with 3/10s or fuck actually hot women for cash?

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>>50646111
>>50646123
it is if you made it already
seriously you NEED the hottest hookers on a weekly basis so you don't fall in love for the first smartass whore that open legs for you
men focus only on making it and forget about emotional game and fall easily, ie picrel

>> No.50646853

>>50646122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8arEbwctrh0

>> No.50646857

would you kiss a whore, knowing that she probably sucked some guy cock less than 24 hours ago?

>> No.50646858

>>50646389
kek underrated

>> No.50646872

>>50646680
Because getting women is hard as fuck lol.
>be me
>6'1
>jacked as fuark after years of dedicated gymming
>poorfaggot making 50k yr at dead end job
>barely any attractive women at my status level (70% obrsity+overweight rate lul)
>theyre all entitled as fuck and hard to get even tho they arent attractive
>on dating apps just straight up ghost me
>all the girls that i know through family/social connections are like 28-35 and all single but dont want company or sex
What the fuck am I supposed to do as a healthy fit young man? Fuck my hand? Nawww dog.

>> No.50646879

>>50646823
I've thought about this actually since I grew up with them in poor conditions. They are never taught shame and at an early age they are publicly humiliated by their mothers often in public. If you've ever seen a single mother chastise their 6 year old at a grocery store or the mall you know what I'm talking about. They are also told to be bold and confident at a retarded young age. The theory here is the mother's have an instinct that their kids will be in danger and so they train them early subconsciously to be bold and confident again as young as 4-6. Every single adult in their life shows zero shame and only cockiness (fake ego related confidence). Nothing is based on merits. It's why niggers from the hood are more confident than most people despite never accomplishing a single thing to be proud of. Their entire culture is based on fake ego based confidence in this culture shame and humiliation can't possibly come from something like rejection. It can come from disrespect though which is why niggers are more likely to shoot you if you step on their jays than feel embarrassed if they get rejected by 100 girls in a mall in a row. And yes I am grossly generalizing.

>> No.50646885

>>50646840
Bitch has wider shoulders and a more masculine face than zucc lol. What if those elites are trannies conspiracy theorists were right?

>> No.50646888

>>50646795
lol just because you've never felt the intoxication of girls lusting after you, don't seethe at me, my dude.

>> No.50646891

>>50646823
they become desentizied to the rejection, helps to be a nigger too

>> No.50646899

>>50646122
>>50646123
>>50646124
>>50646127
>>50646130
>>50646138
>>50646150
Pinkernton is a play in words for pinkerton, who are the FBI. It’s probably a fed being clever. It would say no.

>> No.50646904

>>50646430
Just do it. Even if you've never had sex. Your first is nothing special. I heard that and never believed it but it was true for me at least.

Just tell the escort it's your first time. Most guys say it for sympathy fuck points anyway and they'll think you are messing with them. Most the girls are okay

As anon replying to you earlier said (being a christcuck fag) just don't get addicted. You're paying for a confidence lesson i.e self-improvement. It's an investment.

Just don't use it as a coping mechanism unless you are very rich and it doesn't really matter. Have fun and enjoy

>> No.50646914

>>50646828
>What is a 6'1 male with 50,000 early supposed to do?
Go extinct, literally. That's what happens in a Fisherian Runaway. There is no rational answer and no accountability, do what you want.

>> No.50646936

>>50646888
>the intoxication of girls lusting

That's why you are still poor. You can't achieve real success (money) so you get 3/10 girls to praise you for how sweet (beta) you are

I bet you are lonely and think about "the good days you had with your ex" those days are never coming back. sneed

>>50646828
Whores are for rich people. Spending your life savings on them is double cringe. Perhaps you need a girlfriend until you can afford renting multiple

>> No.50646937

>>50646914
Extinction is already guaranteed for most first worlders. Culture is anti fertility and far too competitive and has too much female liberation. Birthrates already dead and the entire system basicslly works on migrants to sustain itself.
But I'm talking about sexual pleasure and fun, not marriage or kids. You either pay for women or play wirh your hand.

>> No.50646958

>>50646936
Why does it matter what I spend my money on? Its basic principle of demand. I don't need a new GPU or a lego set or a new car.
I just want to have sex with attractive women while I'm still young and fit!
Getting a gf in modern culture is already difficult. Getting a HOT one is pretty much impossible.

>> No.50646960

>>50646904
thanks for the advice anon

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>>50646430
Eh one more thing

Go for a 'girl next door look' or someone you think you might have half a chance with.

Only because you may set an unrealistic expectation and also it helps your subconscious when you find a similar looking girl to the one you have experience with so your subconscious believes you can do it.

Unless you have nigger or internet Indian bobs n vagene confidence.

If you're into esoteric stuff and/or have the courage:

Invoke a Goetic spirit known as Sitri / Set

I had a dry spell. Swear I was fucking cursed. I always got fucked over magically. I invoked this dude and it all turned around

>> No.50647010

>>50646958
You can't enjoy it unless you can afford it. You will regret it and feel dumb if it is a significant amount of money.

Say you enjoy eating cheeseburgers. If you paid $5000 for one, you would be crying. It has to be "worth it" relative to your earning power.

The "worth it point" is usually when you make more per hour than they do.

Only exception is for a virginfag, then get it over with even if it costs your life savings.

>> No.50647015

>>50646936
lol nigga you just made-up a whole manoshpere blogpost story in your head about me after I made two one-sentence posts.

why are seething over the fact that I like to be pursued by girls? Yes, girls pursue me. I'm genetically better than someone who has to fork over 1000s over dollars for a simulation of the same experience. I asked an innocent question, I didn't realize I was dealing with grotesque anomaly who get so triggered

>> No.50647022

>>50647010
Well its fairly affordable here (300-400/hr).
I'm very frugal with my money also.
Its worth it to me because time passes. When I'm 50 I wont give a shit about any of this stuff.

>> No.50647027

>>50647015
>genetically better
>low iq person that calls his ex-hambeast a "girl"

Another wagie cope. I hope you don't talk like this to your boss!

>> No.50647030

>>50646122
yes, its bussin old man

>> No.50647071

>>50646138
Lol too goddamned funny

>> No.50647083

>>50647022
Given your current situation, I think it would be a wise investment to do it once or even a few times

Since you find it particularly important, I actually retract my previous statement, and I recommend spending your entire life savings on whores.

You will NOT regret it if the money doesn't matter, probably the best decision of your life.

>> No.50647096

>>50647027
>genetically better
yes. Given that you're so defensive over paying women 100s of dollars just to touch you, chances are that I'm probably genetically better than you.

I wasn't sure at first but now I'm 100% certain that you're an abomination, physically and mentally

>> No.50647120

>>50647083
Well money has to be spent on something. I'm already covering my basic living expenses. I don't have kids or a girl to worry about. It has to go somewhere. A split between escorts and crypto seems fine.

>> No.50647121

>>50646138
Its when they kiss your face and hold you more and pretend that your her everything. Its usually for fags who never gotten over their girlfriends leaving them.

Just say hold the GFE please due to covid and you dont have to worry about that stuff.

>> No.50647131

>>50647096
found the ledditor

funny to know that I hit the nail on the head regarding your ex-gf

Just remind yourself that she's literally swallowing another man's load (a real man) as you speak to me on this message board

but she's not cheating on you, the man paid for it (so she's only pretending to gurgle his cum)

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>>50646800
>>50646824
Talk about high life, links bunch a $5 assugly hookers of tinder.

>> No.50647198

>>50646111
$550 ?? Seems expensive and the saying, ‘I’d rather pay more money for a clean escort’ is retarded. None of them are clean, in fact the higher paid ones often have less morals and will accept ‘odd’ requests. You’re better off paying around $80 - $150 depending on how long you want. But realistically I’d pay $80 for 30 mins, but quickly and forget that it ever happened. Expensive wank and move on. 550 is just retarded.

>> No.50647206

I'm always worried about diseases with these things

>> No.50647216

Random network,the next chainlink

>> No.50647239

>>50646551
They’re just people who are honest about the amount of sex they have. Also they tend to have better standards for example most escorts won’t go bareback for anyone and will tell you to fuck off if you try. However girls at the clubs/bars will have a few drinks and let you cum in their assholes for free. Think Tyrone the walking std. at least hookers are somewhat educated on the reality of STDs. You just have to be smart about it.

>> No.50647240

>>50647131
dude I'm not some genetic freak whose entire relationship with women revolves around paying them for attention. I've had long-term relationships, I've had shorter relationships, I've had one-night stands, I've also pursued a bunch of women and been rejected. I'm just a normal above-average guy. My contact with women doesn't hinge on whether I have the money to pay them

Whores might be fun, all I was asking, which triggered you to high heaven, was if the lack of intimacy was a problem (sex with someone you know well is more intense and meaningful than a one night stand - this is a concept which is likely entirely alien to you). And whether you felt like a loser paying for it instead of getting it willingly.

>> No.50647282

>>50647206
I got 3 already with females on tinder so these hookers are probably cleaner since they only do it using condoms
the real problem here is having pleasure wearing condoms

>> No.50647286

Bustin a nut over the body of a cute Brazilian nympho now and again is ok guys.

>> No.50647316

>>50646962
You are definitely either:
Overweight
Schizophrenic
Chronically Depressed

I bet all three, you don’t actually believe the shite you just typed?

>> No.50647360

Imagine paying for pussy lol
You faggots are fucking hilarious
Oh and btw, that's a man

>> No.50647366

>>50647360
Paying for pussy objectively beats being alone.