/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50567225
still better than you

Not too bad really, they might need to chop in the range rover for a cheaper car and cut back on a few takeaways but that's it.

>>50567225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFU

>>50567225
they will default on their deanoboxes because they failed to get a fixed rate mortgage

98% of people get fixed rate mortgages these days they will be fine. This was the last time in history anyone will be able to buy a house without generational wealth.

>>50567225
Put it all on finance obviously. 6 gorillion% apr plus tax plus tip.

>>50567225
I'm like a cat mate always land on me feet

not well. you only see who has been swimming naked once the tide goes out.

The annoying thing about Deano is that he always lands on his feet

>>50567678
also, he gets to smell Joclyn's asshole every day

>>50567225
What is a deanos? Never heard this

>>50567790
someone who is inferior to us, i.e. sex-haver, has a job, a gf etc.

>>50567790

>>50567790
booba

Oh its a British chad

>>50567790
>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortgage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>50567897
not quite

It's a Deano

>>50567840
>Fifa '17

It's always fun to be reminded of just how creatively bankrupt 4chan is.

>>50567790
>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the 2021 BMW 535d purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Callum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs and slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed

>>50567915
What is the complaint here? Deanos play a cheeky FIFA

>>50567897
Deano is unique

>>50567935
The meme is 5 years old.

>>50567915
t: angry redditor

>>50567632
I always hear this about recessions but I don’t get how it’s relevant

>>50567840
based
>>50567928
cringe

Are Deanos smart in terms of IQ/g ?

>>50568090
no, but they're charismatic

i met a lot of "Deanos" in thailand
they all have a lot of tattoos, fake rolexes and a strange relationship with their mothers (incest)
like they make stories about their mothers once a week and they look awful
they are english teachers and have ugly thai gfs

>>50568155
that isn't a deano
see >>50567840

>>50567840
The real sad truth is I'll fucking kill for one of these shitboxes

it's actually not easy being a deano, you need to be somewhat driven and not an aspie

>>50568217
same
sad, innit

>>50568217
fuck that i would rather live in a busted up cottage in wales

>>50567225
>oi dey teef is white
>hort hort hort

>>50567897
no British chads are usually in trades like me

>>50568236
>>50568336
I just want a house. Living in a city 2 bed flat. All the druggies and alcoholics have bigger homes than me and I have worked all my life. 45k per year and can't get a mortgage.

>>50568357
kek cant you see how germany and uncle addy were right, the world is turned upside down you will never make it if you are a good little goy and follow the rules,

the surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man- napoleon

>>50567897
It's somewhere between a chav and a basic bitch.
Think common but with loads of undeserved confidence.

pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting

open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work

open the door

yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre

sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)

put up my feet on the IKEA table

whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty

perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals

tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work

send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>50567928
I enjoyed this immersive POV fiction about the state of existence.

>>50568433
And what am I supposed to do about it, Rob a bank?

>>50568613
prostitute yourself tranny

>>50567863
is that how gypsie women look like?

>>50567225
my view is that these people will have the closest thing to the type of life our boomer parents had. never to be remembered as individuals but only as an entire group

>>50567863
Deano could do better tbqh

>>50567225
This thread has convinced me Deano is an okay guy. Not great but not the worst by any means

>>50567840
Its so perfectly accurate and so sad

>>50572081
They really aren't that bad. They're doing the best to live the best life they can in this shit world

>>50572789
Checked, they are simply a product of their environment and doing what the TV tells them to

>>50567897
closer to our Jersey Shore guidos

>>50573268
Nuh uh, they are a product of shit like jersey/Geordie and towie shore telling them that it's something to aspire to.

>>50567928
god i wish that were me

>>50567225
i want to fuck that woman's pussy slit

DEANO life sounds unironically comfy desu

>>50571719
And that is ok. we will be remembered as part of a group as well, and we will have a worse type of life than our parents had

>>50567928
>>50567840
Why is it always a pleasure reading these though I don't even understand a quarter of what it's trying to convey.

>>50568006
>t:
You don't belong here.

>>50567897

No, more like a British Brad

>>50574673
the sad thing is I'd gladly murder a baby to have even a shitty flat at 950GBP/mo 25yr fixed. That sounds like a fucking dream.

>>50574861
950 a month sounds amazing, especially locked in for 25 years. I could pay it off early, even. Better than renting. Especially because they even get a little yard. Fuckkkkk

>>50574861
>>50575035
Funny how different just 5 years ago things are

>>50575251
Yes... Funny is definitely a word I was thinking of...