/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm not. I'm buying ETH and MATIC right now so I can have a blast when you retards are sad.

>>50569267
Unless you are selling something only poor people buy there is no recession 4U.
I can assure you rich people are spending the same as always.

>>50569267
whats the implication?

>>50569267
i've never understood the appeal of strip clubs. i've never been to one but i've seen pictures of the girls and most of them are disgusting (fat, stretch marks, look like they use heroin, etc.) unless you go to top tier clubs in las vegas, and even then they're still ugly and trashy as hell.

>>50570253
They are intended to be a nice background to your business meetings

>>50570253
youre young still you dont know that sometimes when you get older you have to pay people to be intimately close to you, but you will learn

>>50570304
>>50570253
you're supposed to get them to give you a lap dance, and when they put their ass in your face you can smell their brap

>>50570253
Me neither, my friend and I went to a strip club just after we turned 18 and walked out disappointed. Sure some of the girls were hot but you can't do anything, they just want to take your cash and tell you to fuck off.

THE DISINFORMATION GOVERNANCE BOARD DOES NOT RECOGNIZE A WORKING DEFINITION OF "ECONOMIC DEPRESSION"

THERE IS NO SUCH THING. THE ECONOMY IS STRONGER THAN EVER

TAKE YOUR MEDS

>>50570351
i'm 33 years old and i have a long term gf.

>>50570253
Depends on where you live went to a strip club in Scicily on Holiday and all the girls had nice bodies but I would say around half had an ugly face or were a bit too old. The cutest girl there went on stage and didnt strip naked though which still has me seething. Entry fee was 10 euro and included a free drink, got hard and jerked off in the hotel. Overall a pretty good experience.

>>50570253
I wonder if you can fuck any of these bitches especially because the economic conditions are getting worse. They're probably desperate af.

>>50570253

What's the point in paying to get blue balls? Just pay an actual whore to drain your nutsack.

>>50570351
Maybe if you sell your soul for money and career.

>>50569267
It's too late for that Brah

>>50570440
Aren't strip clubs recession proof or am I putting too much faith in The Sopranos?

>>50570241
no disposable income on either side
more sellers, less buyers

>>50570253
(Most) strip clubs in America are lame af.

>>50570241
strip clubs losing business is indicative of an economic downturn

>>50571044
>>50571141
are whores getting rekt? do we have the only fans data too? When will they start selling pussy for cans of beans?

>>50570253
When you turn into a fat, old and bald boomer you will understand

>>50570253
in prostitution legal states they're pretty dope, like Rhode Island and whichever state las Vegas is in

>>50570458
this
>>50571116
they're retarded in Europe too

>>50570382
This is because you're ugly, if you were hot they might have offered to fuck. Still would have cost you money, but they won't offer themselves to uggo clients

>>50570440
>>50570458
Most strippers are also whores you dinguses, again you're just probably short and ugly so they'd rather have your asses bounced out than pick you up as a client
>t. degen who likes filling up fat and flabby single mother asses

>>50569267
Imagine paying coloureds to get in your personal space

>>50570440
Of course you can but you have to talk to the girl and arrange it for after she leaves work or some other free time she has.

>>50571480
rhode island has legal prostitution? I thought only nevada had legal prostitution.

>>50570514
If you don't have a harem in the next ten years you're not even trying

>>50571480
>contributes investing advice.
>doesn't know what state Las Vegas is in.

Which crypto is the best bro? I want a real MOONSHOT.

All strip clubs are fronts for brothels. If you do not know this, or know how to buy them and fuck them in the back, then you are just the cash cows that keep the doors open and the ugly chicks employed.