/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50561810
I have only three cows, cant fit more into my apartment.

>>50561810
>years of free leather
Cows don't shed their skin retard you get leather one time when the animal is killed

>>50561956
Notice the comma (,) separating the first object "years of free milk" from the second object "leather" good luck on your further esl courses though

>>50562039
>semi-literate esl lecturing others about grammar
commas work similarly in many languages

>>50561810
My one true wish i want to do, even if its the last thing i ever do, is to own a farm. But like a full fucking farm, complete with a bunch of animals and stuff. And if i could also have a starlink connection or any internet connection at all that would be the cherry on top. My qom stack is getting me closer and closer by the day so im pretty excited

>>50562460
do you even have a small herb garden? everyone likes to fantasize about going off grid or homesteading or farming, but if you're not used to that kind of work you're never going to do anything and will want to die after the first couple of days

>>50561810
but... it's not free? You need to house and feed and entertain it (netflix, hbo, etc)???

>>50562039
Lol you’re an idiot.

>>50562491
>>50562491
totally agree, most people think that farm life is the best thing ever and once they get to live like that (if they ever get to that point) they regret it almost instantly
its just another way to understand and live life methinks, it isn't always "peaceful" like most people make it out to be

>>50562491
Let them cope anon

>>50562491
>lives whole life in the city
>yearns to have a farm
>saves money, gets the farm
>"why do i have to work so hard, nobody told me about this"
>sells farm
>goes back to city

>>50563462
tale as old as time

>>50563462
Even better
>Is a neet, has literally never done anything
>Fantasizes about being a farmer working around the clock when he gets rich

I'm fairly sure Dublin Corporation doesn't allow it.

Do you actually know anything about keeping cattle for dairy? You don't just buy a cow and get free milk forever. You have to house it, feed it, keep it healthy, and they don't produce milk unless they're impregnated, so you have to do that. Then you have to separate it from the calf, and continually keep impregnating it. Do you know how to artificially inseminate a cow?

>>50562491
also i didn't answer your question, yeah i do have a small garden in my backyard, i even have a couple of chickens, fresh eggs just taste better
i build it almost all by myself (gf helped), i had to do a lot of work for crops to start growing but now twice a year i have tomatoes, potatoes and aromatics, it's not a lot but, it make me happy
I think im at my best when working with nature, it just makes me feel peaceful, that's the life i want for me and my (future) kids

>>50563464
>Barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly

>>50561810
ok mumu this is getting out of hand

>>50563522
checked

>>50563537
when the mumu grows so much it actually becomes a cow

>>50561956
notice the comma?

>>50563416
I juggle for my cows. I also beat hookers in front of them. They love it.

>>50563503
Holy fuck that sounds like a lot of work, are cows constantly impregnated to make them produce milk? do they actually have the calfs? or do they live in a constant state of impregnation?

>>50563563
Yes. Farming stopped being profitable for many years ago, do you have any idea how many cows you have to fuck every day? It's not something people stick around for.

>>50563561
Pickton, how did you get out of jail so quick?

>>50563563
Why would they produce milk otherwise, for their breakfast cereal?
>state of this board

>>50563593
>people actually interested in the know-how of things
>oldfags and newfags alike are as patronizing and insulting as they can to eachother while not providing any useful insight just to make themselves feel better
>they look like smartasses but get to experience "wining" an argument
>nobody contributes or learns anything from anyone, it's just a constant of jokes and mockery, nothing won, nothing lost
>repeat this process until a technology (crypto) that was supposed to be a maintained by a community is actually a shitty place where lonely fuckers dwelve for 18 hours a day while lamenting on their losses
>fuckers who will never experience making it because they gatekeep so hard to other potential investors and to themselves they actually formed an echo chamber within an echo chamber
yeah, the absolute state of this board

>>50563563
Running a dairy farm, like all farming, is a huge amount of work. In an industrial dairy farm the calf is usually separated from its mother after a few days and given formula, so it doesn't drink too much milk, which is the product to be harvested. In a small scale farm they may be left together longer though. Industrial dairy farms impregnate them again almost immediately so there are no gaps in production. This is not healthy for the cow however, and they become infertile after around 6 years. They are marked for culling as soon as their milk runs dry from their last pregnancy, and then then slaughtered. Cows can live over 20 years btw.

Sadly there is a lot of cruelty in our industrial farming practices.

>>50561810
Don’t forget cow pussy

>>50563668
Cope dude ur a fag

>>50563680
so the ambientalist fucks do have a point huh

>>50561810
According to the romans, best ways to get rich in order
>Raise cattle and feed them well
>Raise cattle and feed them moderately
>Raise cattle and feed them poorly
>Become a merchant

Take the cow pill, frens

>>50563719
I don't know what you're talking about.

>>50561810
you fucking retarned naggot i am the best friend of the bovine species outside of subcontinental south asia
i spend every waking moment tending to my cow and cowlike friends
i don't even interact with humans, i treat my frens with superhuman respeckt
fuck you
you don't even know who you insulted just now
but you'll find out
soon

>>50563702
5 star post, thanks for coming to 4chan

>>50563503
>they don't produce milk unless they're impregnated, so you have to do that.
you impregnate your cows? anon I dont know what to say.

>>50562491
>>50563503
Sounds easy.

>>50563434
Lol, you're an idiot*

>>50564076
You know, I have actually artificially inseminated cows myself. It's not very pleasant. But checking if they're pregnant is worse, because you have to put your arm up the cow's rectum to feel for a solid mass in their uterus. And no I've never fucked a cow, it's not very sexy to be around a cow's backside. There is a lot more shit and flies constantly buzzing around than you probably imagine.

>>50564138
Why don't you just give yourself a cow fetish so you enjoy it?

>>50561810
The closest you will ever come to a female titty!

>>50562039
Get your GED Cletus.

>>50563516
The eggs aren't better because they're fresh. They're better because the chickens eat bugs (protein).

>>50561810
You get 0 beef from a milking cow. I got one once. Tried milking it in the paddock but it walked off. Couldn't make it stand still again. Built a bale. Put it in the bale and milked it, pulling tits and getting a cup of milk. Never got it in the bale again.
Got rid of cow.

>>50563438
the tradition for all of human history is to move out of the city and then pay workers/peasants to farm your lands for you. google "feudalism" because that's what we're headed for again

my cow laid eggs but they tasted funny

>>50561810
because i live in an apartment building

>>50563516
Well good for you anon. At least you have some ideas about the reality. Most people will watch you dig a hole and think it's easy to move dirt around and then they are winded in about 60 seconds when they try it themselves. That kind of work and lifestyle looks at lot easier to someone who has no experience than it is in reality.

>>50564327
That's my plan when I make it.
I'm going to have artists and craftsman work in the day then arts at night.
I'll exploit both their labor and passion.

>>50564532
why though

>>50563750
i am nar best friend of my cow and cowlike friends outside of sounth asia and i agreen with this posnt

cows neend love too you just have to be big enough to step up to the plate and gine it to then

Sorry no barns in my top floor penthouse, you fucking flyover rural peasant.

>>50564674
not exploit, collaborate. that's why us nerds are working to make it now, so we can be benevolent feudal lords in the coming decentralized society of good guys that will arise to oppose the bullshit Klaus Schwab society.

>>50563438
It’s pretty kino desu. I’m still trying to wrap my mind around why or (((who))) told us that trading our farms for the city was a good idea. Waking up and eating fresh eggs everyday and hanging out with the barn kitties is awesome.

>>50563593
wait...baby cows drink that same milk? what the fuck are we even drinking?

>>50564771
to my understanding, it wasn't that someone told us to trade our farms. It was a lot of people losing the farm to debt during the great depression and the dust bowls. Plus farming doesn't make as much money as it should due to financial fuckery.

>>50565017
dude the government will pay you to farm. I know people that just "farm for checks" making feed or corn and getting subsidies from the gubmint

>>50563563
>are cows constantly impregnated to make them produce milk
Yes. The calfs are used for veal and more milking stock, and as soon as she's running low on milk, you juice her pussy with more bull cum. This is done with artificial insemination and on a farm with many hundreds of heads of cattle, it's a full time job to milk the bulls and plug the cows with just enough cum to knock her up again.

>>50561810
You can also harvest a cow’s braps for that sweet methane gas. Save money on your gas stove by using farts.

>>50565017
When I mean farm I’m talking about only making enough food for my family so we don’t need much else. The government only pays our medical bills if we need it. Since we don’t have any income…

One must be realy inhuman to still practice such evil deeds and abusing innocent living beings for their own greed in 21st century.

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