/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50503030
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,240.204B, 100P = 22.40204B per (nice average)
Thursday RRP: 2,271.756B, 101P = 22.493B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

OHHH BAAAAAAAAAAGGIES!

Reminder shills and meltdownies you are NGMI

>from 300 shares to 1200

>from 1000 shares to 4000

Last thread. WAGMI.
Shares-edition.

So nothing happened. Like everyone kept telling you retards.

New FUD is that shit was supposed to go parabolic instantly? FUCKING WEAK, BUSH LEAGUE. Keep it coming though, that shit is hilarious.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

the shills are in full force today because it's their final day. little do they know i dont care what the price is im only holding to see some hedgies get intimate with some ledgies.

>>50503030
>5050
>3030
I.. I think I am going to check those...
ch..chrcked
wagwi

Biggest brokerages have delivered shares. Why isn't it impacting the price???? Barely holding $39........

Baggies don't understand it takes the same amount of $ to impact the price. Kek dumb baggies

Quite impressed with the hedgies. So far it seems people are getting their shares. I guess they either shorted like a motherfucker to meet demand or those are IOUs and brokers still need to get the actual shares next. Either way today should be very, very fun.

we need the "shorts covering" gif updated for "brokers delivered"

>>50503090
Moass immediately? What do we need to wait 2 weeks? Why they need 35 days to make moass happen anyway? 90 days for a moass? We really need to wait for 2 years?

>>50503111
checked
they havent delivered all yet, looking forward for a funny day

Ordered shares last week on CS. Finally purchased on the 21st. Didn't receive the splivvy for those new shares. wtf bros?

I will sell every share I own if all shills are silent till monday. Since GME is dying anyway this is a small cost to them.

>>50503127
HAHAHAHA

>>50503119
Look at how overstock worked. And tesla.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50503128
I think it's more funny if you buy even more ser. Good morning.

>>50503125
They've delivered to all the major brokerages.
>>50503128
Never sell faggot. Keep holding and seething bagholder. 1.6% gains today btw. Kek baggie
Zero fomo
Zero volume

>50503119
What do you mean "we"? You don't hold the stock, you fucking Poor.
>VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED

>>50503119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KE9vFdRfBc

If you understand what's really happening you understand fun begins around june 2023

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50503030
>50503030
That some numbers.

>>50503128
>fastforward to monday
>shills and melties actually stood silent
>wtf?
>no fud?
>bullish!
>Gonna buy more!

>>50503102
>>50503158
WAGMI!

Don't listen to the hedgies, the real splividend happens in 2057.
HODL my fellow apes!

>>50503154
Robot wars?

Anyone know the date of T+30 for the June FTD's?

another pathetic curry storm

>split happened baggies where's moass
That's the newest FUD. Everyone knows the game by now, it'll take several months as it did with OSTK and TSLA

>>50503193
I love how fucking POOR they are.
And shall remain.
Captcha: VYYJ2 (VAGENE)

>>50503198
>it'll take several months
That's a lot of cope baggiebro

>>50503143
>They've delivered to all the major brokerages
nope
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w53xov/we_should_write_down_every_brokerbank_having/

ATTENTION SHILLS:
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT AND I SPLIT HER 4 WAYS WITH MY BAGGIEBROS

>>50503198
>several months
Name the date then faggot, enough Qfaggery

>>50503198
>it'll take several months

>>50503212
Witnessed.

>>50503217
close but no cigar. looks like crabs on the menu today.

>>50503217
>4x
Nice.

>VTPX4 captcha

>>50503198
Maybe even years!

https://youtu.be/ws-YEa9ykEs?t=62

>>50503217
nice crabman, appreciate this, but still off by 1sec.

>>50503261
4x the crabs, 4x the load.
the cracks begin to show.

TDA having trouble adjusting my August 240 calls that I bought last week pic 1/2

Just drove by a dead cat on the road. Bearish.

>>50503274
kek

>>50503214
>>50503218
>>50503203
>>50503245
>shills, putties and larpers
I'm simply looking at previous examples. And I'm not a qretard, but I'm sure one or more of you are jeets. If this is going to be one of those days in the general then I'm out.

>>50503281
Share price math checks out in browser, but nothing for my calls

>>50503030
Computershare shares in, bmo not so much, im down 15k lmao

>>50503285
Yes ser don't forget to buy more shares (ticker: GME) before you leave

>>50503285
Damn what if someone disagrees with you
Might hurt your ego if you get into an argument
Just disregard them as shills and subhumans and keep your ego intact and it'll all be fine :)

where do anons think the cracks will show first?

> brokers buying up shares to deliver
> hedge funds closing out positions
> fomo gamma ramp
> other?

my vote is for pure retail fomo gamma ramp just like last time. cheapies never looked so good.

Hello Baggies,

Long time no talk.


Enjoy trying to DRS 3x the amount of shares you originally had to. Literally set your DRS goal back by 300%

Hahahahaha!!!

>Inb4

My portfolio went down 75% and then back up 75%

ISAchads stay winning

>>50503304
>other?
hedgies doing tripple frontflipp to faceplant from penthouse

>>50503301
>argument
Wake me up once they bring facts to the table because this bait is just low effort

>>50503318
>not bringing their best
dude, this has been more deboonked than Tricia Rothschild, Head of Apex who stoped trading for GME and then left the job

kek meltdownies

Lmao

>>50503304
I predict more fuckery and can-kicking that has no effect on the fact that I'm genuinely long on the stock because I think it's funny.

>>50503285
>show how you’re being a coping retard
>waaaaah then I’m out
Good half of these generals stink of Reddit now anyways, you have to go back

>>50503345
That has been rebunked.

Ryan (((Cohen)))

Still don't see how stock split changes anything
They just change the numbers in the database

Hello Baggies,

Gues what? Now that the price is lower from this split, it is 3x cheaper to short!

Thanks Baggies!!

>>50503376
>he doesn't understand the term dividend
Sigh

>>50503376
Split?
Uh sweatie, this is a dividend?
Read the DD maybe

>>50503370

The rugpull memes have reached the normies and non-frens.

>>50503371
wait, I am out of the loop, so since the deboonked was reboonked and this has been deboonked again, so is this the reboonk of the reboonk? or has this already been deboonked and now this is the reboonk of the reboonked deboonk?

man this feels like fucking chritmass i swear

>>50503363

>>50503289
Those should be fine since it's a number easily divisible by four. I think they're making a new options chain, right?

Mildly based reddit. I do love a spite-hold.

What the fuck. While my GME got split, so did my frog folder.

The FUDgates have officially opened

>>50503417
HAAAA!!!! CALLED IT

I never had much but today I'm in the xxx group and now it's a more affordable price too. Now I can invest and slowly build more shares rather then save and buy a share

>>50503417
Lmao

>>50503417
Wow, I guess it really is over, bros. Shills were right, we went back to $40. I want to die.

I've seen better fud from the pajeets here. I expect more from a national (((media))) member.

Handy reference.

>>50503417
kekekekekekekek

>>50503417
Fucking kek

>>50503417
Thanks just solded

Hello Baggies,


How are you enjoying the -$120 price drop? Is SuperStupid still trolling and baiting people into their pump and dump scheme? Enjoy this stock going to 20 and then 0. You all laughed when we told you it would go to 20 and now look. Only 19 dollars away from reality setting in.


Bwahahaha!

Baggies Kek!

>>50503417
Whoa bot notifications alerting about new lows
Gotta be FUD

>>50503398
Indeed. Depends on your idea of Christmas though. For me, it's asking for a Nintendo 3DS because my DS broke, my stepfather asking what the difference is between them, myself mentioning the camera function that could take pictures of my drawings and make them 3D, and me opening up a scanner on Christmas day because I could just scan my pictures with it and it would remain in his office as a family scanner

>>50503472
Hello Shillie,

I just fucked your mom last night. And I've split her 4 ways with my baggiebros.

Yours truly,
Baggie4jswy

>>50503473
kek, notify all the normies about the split.

Vanguard account has adjusted price but not my 3 for frees.

>>50503454
Nice

>nobody said the MOASS was meant to be today
>the shills are out in full force because the MOASS is today!
How do GME baggies square that circle?

>>50503485
Fuck that guy.

if we close above 45 I will suck every dick in this thread

>literally every broker has delivered share dividend
>no evidence of naked shorts
>no need to buy shares at open
>price will just crab now between 30 and 40 for another year
>THE ACTUAL DIVIDEND HAPPENED AND DID NOTHING
It’s over. It’s actually over.

Why aren't you guys posting your funny picrels anymore?
Who posted this one last week? It's hilarious
The split is over and NOTHING happened.

>>50503528
No you see you have to wait another 2 weeks because hedgies have 2 more weeks to close their shorts and deliver shares. Trust the plan

>>50503528
it's actually just started

>>50503487
is that your real name?

Ohhhhh baggiessss

>>50503030
Hope you got some rest, baker, today is gonna be a busy one.
We all know what's on the menu today.

The only shot hedgies have is to take down Ryan Cohen, until then nobody is leaving. It's 100%

finally got my shares, also they calculated woth the previous days close, so currently I have more money then ever. Kek.
Now it's time to go into the nature for the weekend, up into the mountains.
See you next week frens

Apes...

Things are gonna get fun today, I can feel like.

Dang I calculated how many shares I’d have post split wrong kek… I’ve ended up with more than I was expecting! Thank you Ryan Cohen! I’m sitting very /comfy/ rn

What are you shills talking about? I'm literally never selling ever, strictly for the lulz.

how the hell shills come to work this early in the morning? this makes no sense at all, unless

>>50503560
https://twitter.com/GameStopNFT/status/1550211611297812483

What the hell guys!!
I was told that Gamestop was working with all major artists and media companies!!

>50503531
>he thinks the dividend has been delivered
Le lol

>>50503566
Checked
WAGMI soon

>>50503210
>>50503528

>>50503571
Anon, how do you miscalculate something like this? It's literally just multiplying by 4.

so basically i got my shares and the price didn't change hahahaha

>>50503556
Chechik?

>>50503567
>a meltdownie
I shouldn't be surprised they kick up FUD to 11 on this day.

>>50503542
>what happens when the 2 weeks is over?
>you don’t know?
>that’s when the 2 weeks begins

>>50503571
>GME bagholder
>cant into simple maths
Checks out

I'm not surprised. Everyone knew that as soon as the split happened shills would start spamming "see nothing habbened!!!!!" Yawn. I'm still quite green in my investment thank you very much.

>>50503585
Some nigger on faggit said that the shares we already owned were counted in the x4 so it was actually a (shares you already own) x3.

Fucking retards. I KNEW it was going to be x4 and then some faggot talked me into believing otherwise… oh well at least I ended up with x4!

>>50503595
Why would we be kicking up fud today of all days though? Everyone in this thread is saying
>we knew it wouldnt even happen today
So which is it? Baggie?

so many shills ITT and the market isn't even open yet
it's gonna be a good day

>>50503615
>the shares we already owned were counted in the x4 so it was actually a (shares you already own) x3.
...

ooOOOOooOOOOo for 40$ premarket

>>50503554
>0 comments
Ok I’m having fun shitting on retards but this is obvious FUD. You wrote this and screencapped it. Btw, the supposed “hedgie” larp from a thread a few weeks ago explained why MOASS wouldn’t happen because they handled it off exchange in order to swap with GME longs which they end up paying premiums for. They will never give this shit to retail. Never.

>>50503594
I thiiiiiink so?

>>50503607
>TFW I’m currently doing my masters in cryptography yet fuck up when calculating how many shares I’d own post 4-1 split
I’m honestly one of the most retarded retards to ever exist kek

>>50503595
Every share we get you to sell this morning, we get a huge bonus from Kenny directly
He's such a nice guy, you know

>>50503540

Yahoo have deleted all the comments on stocks, probably due to the rampant betting on there lol

Bullish

>>50503487
>id

Morning frens

I hope something exciting happens to each and everyone of you today. Also, try to have some fun this weekend

>all the way down to 40
Oh no no no
I thought you said it was going up, baggies
You should have sold while you could

>>50503654
Thanks fren, you too. I'm going to buy Live A Live today. I hope it is fun.

>>50503502
wtf is this real?

kathies
fracties
failures to deliver
$fee nieces

XXX stack feels

OH
SO
GOOD

Okay benchod, enough games
Give me my shares NOW
I am NOT asking nicely anymore
I do not find this funny one bit
You have 2 HOURS to give me my shares!
I am getting pretty frickin sick of your antics Ryan Cohen

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50503638
Don't remind of Magia Record, bro.

>>50503666
Woah calm down there Satan

>>50503654
I survived my second covid, back to comfy bullying hedgie

Goodmorning Baggies,


Ironic isn't it? All this phantom interest built on these phantom iou shares from phantom shorting were supposed to be bought and delivered at open today? Lmfao! Nope! Because there is literally zero crime!

Remember, computershit was supposed to get all the dividends and send them out. If any funny number came up they are federally and legally required to report it. They did not.


Hahahaha!!!! No moass for you apes! More like chimp chumps!!


Hahahaha Kek Baggies!

new price is weird, here's to going to back to $150 today

>>50503666
Frankly, Satan, I don't think you have much room to judge anyone else's antics.

>>50503615
Smartest baggie

ANOTHER GREEN DAY

KEKIES

>>50503677
Checked. 150 EOD confirmed.

>>50503615
That explanation didn't help making you look smarter my dude

>>50503676
You dont understand. We have to wait 35 more days and THEN we moass

Is there anything to be worried about if some of my shares in CSGO are Book and some are Plan?

When mass happens I'm going to an Asian massage parlor so some sex trafficking victim can jerk me off while I'm watching the ticker on my phone.

>in minecraft naturally

>>50503631
I stink so

>>50503691
No no no it is 90 days!

$50 today, digits willing

>>50503694
I wouldnt worry anon, even my synthetic short shares split just like a normal share would

So the price of gme went down to 40 dollars and everyone is selling.

KEK baggies

>>50503697
Based.

REEEEEEEE

>>50503676
>computershit was supposed to get all the dividends and send them out
>1. Have Keith spew retarded bullshit misunderstanding a clear process for weeks.
>2. Drown out anyone who does understand
>3. Come back when it’s over to claim posters were wrong all along, not just a couple of tards

>>50503701
Yesterday:
>omg $160 by eod if digits!
Today
>$50 by eod if digits!
Kek. Down down down down down

>>50503704
All my shares split 4:1. Just relative to the amount I originally had my shares between plan/book holdings

We're seeing some absolutely braindead takes here. This is intense, I've never seen shilling this retarded.

HEDGIES
HOW WILL YOU LIVE WITH THE EMBARASSMENT

HUBRIS = GAMESTOCK

forgot about the split and shat my pants when i checked GME just now
wew kek
need to calm down

>>50503737
Very much so, especially with how they're trying to push today as the happening. It's not very comfy.

>>50503718
umm id check again, its currently $41.26 premarket price

Ya its never happening, don't forget to buy pultes plan apes!

>>50503717
Keith has always been an agent provocateur working for somebody else.

>>50503556
>Hope you got some rest, baker, today is gonna be a busy one.
3 hours is something.

>>50503416
>>50503662
Nice.

>>50503672
F.

>>50503749
I can feel my brain almost convulsing from the stupidity. Regardless, there are still real posters here, cheers friend. Hopefully to the beginning of the end.

Didn't read any posts in this thread, buying more on CS at 3p

>>50503774
Here's to a nice heckin squeeze

>>50503774
Probably not. More like Act 2.

>>50503755
Check again
Lower lows!

From what I can see mostly only Fidelity and CS holders got their shares.
A lot of people using other brokers did not.

Fidelity and CS have for a long time been the only confirmed places to hold real shares.

My call options that I bought for 20 bucks a piece for today are worth 60k. WTF is going on

>shills fudding this hard
>2 hours before market open
give it a break guys

I love this gamestock

simple as.

shills thicker than the shit on the streets

>>50503756
that's the best fud in the whole saga

2 hours till showtime and option contracts are not adjusted. avoiding gamma ramp today by waiting till monday to adjust contracts?

So the split will force the shorts to cover?

Looks like the SNAP bleed isn't finished yet

Be honest, some of you retards really did think you were about to 4x your money.

>>50503835
What other options do they have?

>50503846
wow you are actually an esl street shitter. sneed.

>>50503845
That is what was explained to me yes.,

>>50503806
>From what I can see mostly only Fidelity and CS holders got their shares.
Really? I thought my tiny Swedish broker would rug me, but I got everything in time. I guess it once again pays off to live in the best country.

The new cope is "placeholder shares have been issued because the REAL shares failed to deliver"
Kek baggies

>>50503845
Yes

Lmao degiro did *4 and the price hasn't updated so I now have 40k in my account for a moment

>>5050386
Likely from their own holdings to cover their asses.

>>50503875
Sell and rebuy then

>>50503676
>naked short enough shares for dividend
>t+2/35/two weeks
>collapse

>>50503843
My nigger in queen Elisabeth worry more about the gme drop

Uh oh. Baggie civil war
Kek baggies

it has to be refreshing for the shills to have literally ANY excuse to type anything new

grats guys

QoL improvements

>>50503890
What drop? It's a split you fucking idiot

>>50503860
>>50503869
Were you guys aware that the price of stocks drops too when you get cash dividends...?

>>50503897
>haha shills are only posting because moass didnt happen again and we got scammed by a guy named cohen haha

>>50503902
What is a cash dividend?

>>50503898
I have eyes nigger I can see it saying - 75

>>50503806
The CS/Chadelity ubermensch reigns supreme, as always.

>>50503894
Why did you censor their names faggot

0 yous

no additional rice for the family

sorry rajesh

pick up the phone tho

>>50503845
Dude, I just got 60k from adjusted options I bought for 20 bucks a pop

>nobody actually thought the moass would be today

>>50503868
What does that even mean lmao the broker shares are already placeholder shares

>50503910
>he is genuinely retarded....

Good day Baggies,


There is no moass and there never will be! The split was the last coven of hope that just got drained out your little ape brains. You all are too selfish to see you are being played by reddit and social engineering.


This stock will be beaten to 0 by end of next week. This stock will close below $30, because all those innocent people you tricked into buying this stock are going to check their accounts to see they lost 75% of their value. Which in turn they will sell on the open market lowering the costs. It's very simple baggies.


0 crime, 0 naked shorts, $0 price target.

Holy kek Baggies!! Lmaooo!!!

>>50503925
Holy fuck Reddit is gay
Nothing gets me to want to sell more than being associated with those faggots

>>50503894
doesn't matter if some redditors are confused
the average person isn't a complete mouthbreather
it's not that hard to wrap your head around these things
millions of people will buy and hold GME no matter what anyway

For a stock he doesn't hold

I DONT HAVE ANY SPLIVVYS GOD DAMN LEAF BROKERS. I'LL BE THE ONE IN THE WRECKAGE FRENS.

>>50503930
>taking the bait every single time

1M in volume before opening?

HEDGIES

U ARE SO FUCKED

>>50503924
watch out, broker is probably going to try to claw that back.

>>50503930
He has nigger eyes, though

Good Morning Everyone from Surf City California aka Huntington Beach. I’m an xxx holder now! Time to average down! These hedgefucks are so fukkd! Better get the lube Kennyboi! Cuz your ass is ours! Fuck You Pay Me Suck My Balls! Let’s see what bullshit these hedgies do today! I’m being a retard and averaging down. Hahaahahhahahahahaha how much longer can you stay solvent?

I am confused.
We trigger the MOASS with a NFT Dividend finally and the price drops down to a 4th of what it was before?

This has to be illegal right?

>>50503894
This t b h, I’m a little disappointed

>>50503030
MY MONEY

>>50503948
Cope!

Reminder

>We know where they coordinate from

Kek discord trannies. Would be a shame if the SEC were informed

>>50503953
All of it selling

>>50503875
Degiro didnt do SHIT yet here for me.

>>50503959
Truly the least intelligent man on this website right now

just got my splivvy shares bros
wagmi

>>50503960
crabbing was always expected until the FTDs come due, it would just be a nice surprise if there was enough FOMO or other bullish shit coinciding with the split to outweigh the short pressure

>50503952
>imagine fudding for fun
That's speaks volumes about you

>>50503971
they've only split the german shares
the US shares will probably split around market open

>>50503910
are you retarded?

>>50503967
>Would be a shame if the SEC were informed
Kek. Have you learned nothing these past 2 years. The SEC work for us. Face it, we will never let you make it

>>50503978
Fudding is fun
Why are you a faggot?

If you're disappointed that there was no immediate effect, after they've can kicked for over a year...
NGMI.

>>50503954
How though?

>50503986
>Another retard who has zero life
Sad. Many such cases

>>50503983
oh shit i checked again

With the divvy charts are spazzing out and had a great vision

>>50503978
I'd wager a lot of people do that because you are incredibly easy to fool and bait. You are the dumbest person in this general by far, Keith.
But I get paid for it so idk.

My sister killed herself this morning after seeing the new share price.
She sold her car, whored herself out, put everything she had into GME and they do this to us?

MY JEWTORO WENT FROM .25 TO 1!

WAGMI

>>50503976
Except it literally wasn't and people said brokers wouldnt just multiply shares they didn't have because "it doesnt work like that". Dividend will do literally nothing

>>50503996
>Another retard who has zero life
You are taking the bait and arguing about it
Kek

>50504001
Like I said you are the retard here, I would wager most people think you are pathetic because this is "fun" to you. Like I said it speaks volumes about how sad and empty your life is

>>50504004
Thank you for the infinity pool contribution

>>50504004
Best thing to do is hold in her honor. Hold regardless, just think of the money as gone. Never sell do it for the infinite pool.

>>50504008
But you are forgetting one key moment from all of this, my share count is now 420 from 105. Bigger number is better.

Kek baggies huffing on pure copium in this thread
>ackchually we KNEW nothing was actually gonna happen
THEN WHY DID YOU ALL GET UP AT 4AM TO WATCH THE TICKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING RETARDS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN

>>50504004
Damn dirty jew Ryan Cohen
His antics now leave him with blood on his hands

AHHHHHH I WOKE UP AND MY SHARES ARE ONLY $38 EACH RIGHT NOW WHAT HAPPENED

>>50504016
>paki nigger lacks reading comprehension
Sad. I get paid.

>50504011
Another empty lifer

>>50503967
>Yes hello SEC? There is a discord server.. Yes a chat room.. They talk shit about my stock. What? It's GME. No, I didn't call the SEC memestock number because it's FUD. F-U-D. Nevermind, these SHILLS are paid m-money! For posting frogs on my imageboards! What? How dare you! I'm going to be a trillionaire today, I I mean te-two weeks I ugh.. Uh hello? HELLO? THIS IS CRIME! HELLO!!

>>50504022
>dont sell your bags so i can sell mine for a higher price
Kek

>>50504016
>reeeeee don’t kek my baggies I can’t take it
Kek baggies

>>50503998
Makes me wish I had SEKs. Alas, my neck is with beard.

>>50503999
Did they divide the whole chart by 4?
Kek
Good job intern Shekelstein

Trust the plan. Moass in just 2 more weeks

Hey everyone I just want to say if today is the day that I hope you all have live happy, generous, peaceful lives.

Lets all be forces for good in the world.

after the 999th post about "kek gme droped 75%" I was like, worst trolling and baiting ever, butafter 1000th I started thinking this could actually be their playbook.
Scanning more sampledata to come to a conclusion

>me spending all my time in a general where people despise me is.. Le based.
>you doing so is cringe oni ons
This is your brain on beans on toast

>>50504074
>20 posts
>in a thread about a stock he doesn't own
I seriously hope you don't do it for free

>>50503806
Im with rbc and havent recived my shares. No clue how to check my cs though.

>>50503967
Why do discord trannies care so much about GME? This shit is bizarre.

>>50504044
The white man has no power on the image board

If we see $100 today I'll put a banana split from dairy queen in my butt. Screencap this I will deliver.

>>50504094
it reminds them of their childhood, when they were whole and before they made life altering unreversible decisions

Lots of retardation today, as expected.

>>50503528
why do you use all your "it's over" ammunition before the market is even opened?

One can only dream...

RED RED DEAD

>>50504115
it is over. They are going to halt the stock the moment opens and open it for a second to short it to fuck, then repeat till they delist it.

>it splits
>still prices AMC out
Well how about that'

>>50504044
AND you got them digits which I am now checking! Kek miles on this day.

Man I can't believe people tease us and make fun of us... they're not even invested...on 4chan of all places... making fun of other communities...
OUR SAFE SPACE

>>50504134
you glow as hard as your id faggot

>>50503806
I literally hold on robinhood and got my shares. Stop lying

>>50504114
Soon a reality, and beyond. Geez though, that's a lot of shares.

>>50504143
>Robinhood
You never had real shares to start with.

>>50504141
Shut your mouth when you speak to me.

GME can't even hold $40 and it's almost EOW.

Citron was right baggies!

>>50504138
I just make fun of Keith because he is retarded. Also I get paid for it but that's just a bonus.

15 vx gas rockets into the heart of citadel securities

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

I'm buying 10 shares today.

>>50504151
im gonna fuck so much high caste brahmin pussy after moass and its gonna make you seethe so hard dalit

fidelity adjusted calls

>>50504084
Very self aware of you anon
We are all impressed

>>50504114
is this xtb?

>>50504132
imagine the smell

Oh no no no no

>>50503143
>1.6% gains
Are you taunting people with them making gains? I don't understand

>>50504170
Talmudic math

>>50504185
It's over isn't it

Time to Sell and Forget GameStop on Friday, July 22 2022..

>>50503959
CRIMEEEEEE!!!!!

>>50504182
It’s probably stinky
I think that’s where poop comes out (yuck!)

>>50504177
degiro

please daddy i need moass uwu

I WANT MY SPLIVYS.
FOR EVERY HOUR THAT I DO NOT HAVE THEM, WILL BE ANOTHER YEAR HEDGIES HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE I CONSIDER SELLING.

HURRY UP HEDGIES I WANT MY SPLIVY WIVYS

Post your face when breader script is now waiting for digit opportunity before baking a new bread

The next step is to DRS the rest of your shares and crush the shorts.

>>50504259
kek checkies

Truck load of short ladders just arrived at citadel HQ that we will be using to short ladder attack with on open. Sell above $10 while you have the chance

Red premarket. Holy fuck baggies LMFAO

ZERO FOMO

>>50504259
I want to bash that fuckers face in in minecraft
No doubt that bumbling niggerfaggot is waiting for 333

What a useless split dividend. They just multiplied shares by 4. Every broker already has the shares, how is this going to force the shorts to close?

>over 2 million in volume pre-market
That is a spicy meatball

>>50504272
check again faggot

>>50504272
Is it really over? I want to p&d GME baggies at least one more time.

>>50504275
>>50504259
And then the first 1/2 of the thread is just fucking degenerate avatar posters checking each others digits
>checked the checker
>big check!!!
>comfy check!
>bakie check!
KILL YOURSELVES

Jesus that's some volume.

Its over

>50504272
>200k premarket volume today
>~10k premarket volume for the past year
Ok.

wat too many shills right now
MOASS is definitely today

>>50504291
checked

>>50504284
Must be nice, my shares stayed the same and the price got cut for me lmao

>>50504285
Its literally down in pre market...

vanguard niggas got their div

>>50504291
kek bananies

>>50504319
Check again

>>50504319
its literally up right now

>>50504291
big comfy nigger check

how can i see if my share that i got is a dividend or not

>>50504323
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHARES KENNY

>50504319
See the Pluss mark and the green color?
That means it's up. not down.

Red and minus are down. green and pluss are up.

>>50504309
>>50504309
>>50504309
Threaded.

>>50504367
Based

>>50504305

>>50503700
I heard it was 2 weeks.

>>50503567
The meme would make more sense as a reverse split. in reality, the pool got wider but the water is shallower. The stock is the same value but looks cheaper not the other way around. Man these guys are fucking dumb as rocks.