/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50492223
WaitingForDivvy.gif filename has never been more relevant than now.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,240.204B, 100P = 22.40204B per (nice average)
Thursday RRP: 2,271.756B, 101P = 22.493B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I guess I should forget about GameStop until tomorrow morning.

hi everyone what is gme?

CHECK YOUR POSITIONS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Riches.
Figures.
Bitches.
Niggures.

>>50492223
>1 off

WAGMI, FRENS!!!

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50492231
prime checked

Will I make it with .2 shares bros?

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens


>>50492223
Ooff by 1.

ape bros...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w4pzd0/reuploaded_because_i_am_truly_retarded/

LeafSimps: the page for GME now has a banner talking about the split. It says it is undergoing it tomorrow and it could take 1-6 business days for the shares to show in your account.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE MY SHARES

Is this /georgina/ general?

A coherent ship just sailed over my apartment

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Broccoli Headed Zoomers can do to stop me.

WAGMI

My robinhood shares split before anything else, wtf

Looks like (((Ryan Cohen))) lied again. I’m selling all my $GME.

>>50492284
> .8 shares

>>50492284
you'll have 0.8 by tomorrow

Well... now what?

Still Holding.

>>50492300
This is a good thing as there was going to be millions of scam NFTs right after they announce the NFT dividend Friday.

Uh oh

WSB teeing themselves up for loss porn. It's literally tomorrow.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/w3vb0w/death_to_gme_pt2_increased_short_position_by_4x/

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50492223
>
Thanks for baking!

>>50492331
>>50492331
>>50492331
>>50492331
Still Holding!

Maybe the real stock split was the friends we made along the way.

>>50492300
>entire office isn't in tomorrow
Wat mean

I can't believe Bryan Cojen lied to us like this

>>50492300
>>50492363

>entire blockchain team will be out of office tomorrow
I wonder why.

Ken...

It's literally over. Why try to dump. Why move to Miami. What's the point. We know what you're doing. You won't win. You just can't.

Sincerely,
anon

>>50492363
Brampton, Ontario?

>>50492363
stay safe out there

>>50492309
Georgina's Men Everywhere

You already know.

>>50492300
All blockchain employees are out of office tomorrow. They having a launch party or something?

>>50492223
Scripting faggot

>>50492300
>no mention of steve Cohen or Jeff yass
Rev up those meme folders boys, we have work to do

>>50492223
post predictions for tomorrow, higher number means higher intensity.
Optional: state closing price

Green 0-100
Crab 0-100
Red 0-100

>>50492363
Safety precaution.

wagmi tonight

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50492418
Nothing about BCG either

>>50492363
What is that dastardly chairman up to? What's going on in that beautiful mind of his?

>>50492400
Hindu holiday

>>50492384
Imagine the smell.

>>50492412
He keeps taking longer and longer to bake and it's fucking gay while threads are moving fast. Faggot Baker stop waiting so long.

Hepcats...

Looking pretty grim here don't you think? The Motley Fool got jokes on your Fucking stock! Did you read their latest article?

https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/07/21/why-gamestop-is-falling-on-the-day-it-splits-its-s/

>What happened
>After a long stretch of seeing its stock rise and often beat the market, shares of GameStop (GME -3.33%) are heading lower this morning, down 3.9% as of 10:42 a.m. ET. Today, however, the video game retailer's performance is worse than the market as a whole, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average and S&P 500 both falling less than 1% so far. It's a notable decline for GameStop if only because its shares will split today after the market closes. They will start trading tomorrow at a new, lower price to reflect the 4-for-1 stock split that will occur.

>Some traders are still clinging to the hope the stock split will trigger the "mother of all short squeezes." GameStop's stock remains heavily shorted, with 21% of its shares sold short, but just like those who are long, short-sellers will see the price of their shares reduced by 75%. It also won't place any additional financial burden on the shorts simply because the split has been described as a "dividend."

>>50492118
Their social media team just posts on twitter. Would be a different story if they were selling their twitter posts.

>>50492449
Because hes trying to force digits and still fucking fails lmao

>>50492458
now read the one from yesterday where it said GME is a buy

>>50492422
$200+ open
$3000+ close
$4000+ monday pm

Last thread. WAGMI.

>dumping in AH

Well.. what’s the next hopium baggies?

I can’t believe it’s my final night of being poor

Checkem

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w4q5t1/listen_whatever_happens_between_ah_and_tomorrow/
KEK THE COPING HAS ALREADY STARTED

>>50492466
checked

Where have all the SERS gone?

It smells so much better in here.

>50492477
dumping?

Is this woman stink bombing my laundry?

>>50492458
Dunkcat, heard there was an AIDs epidemic at your work. My condolences.

I am 100% expecting us to hit sub $10 a share for months till MOASS still.

>Robin Hood introduces stock lending for passive income

>>50492484
have mine homie

DOT is.........BLUE AGAIN!!!

>>50492514
I saw that too lmao. Berry weird timing eh?

>>50492487
kek they're going really hard on the coke town thing huh?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w4r2ds/dave_lauer_about_drs/
The NPCs are starting to question.

>>50492412
What’s he using to get doubles, python? I’m learning WebDev while waiting for moass itd be cool to learn.

Something isn’t right, what’s the CERN status?

>>50492484
Wait, do you think you are actually going to wake up rich tomorrow? Kek!?

>that AH dump
Like clockwork. It's over Kenny. It's all over. Come out with your hands behind your head...

WE'RE DUMPING MY SERS !

>>50492540
not on h_d's watch!
>Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/Superstonk.
>Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose.

>>50492487
/s needed

>still not an XXX holder post split
I just want to make it...

Was I supposed to go to my settings and allow myself to get the splivvy or something I never did any of that I just figured I’d automatically get more shares

>>50492589
you had 6000 years

>>50492589
You will make it

Shares, Shares, give me the Shares

>>50492592
>He didn't flip the free tendie switch

Holy fuck, what a RETARD

>>50492543
F5 on page 1 and then guess the timing of /biz/ speed.

I already got the splivvy in my Raymond James account

>Tampa bros keep winning

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50492592
Dude what the fuck you had MONTHS

>>50492592
Anon everyone talked about the GS wallet for like 5 months now

>>50492595
I couldn't afford the 3 more shares requires. I'm owed over $1500 right now.

>>50492589
YGMI
budenyuu~

ummm...baggies. kek

>>50492630
Hell yeah brother I knew my Rays Stance socks were good luck today

>>50492592
Ngmi

>50492628
50 rupees have been deposited into your account

>>50492589
5 is the make it stack

>>50492341
Got mine in an email

AMC finished well ahead of GME performancewise this week and today. AMC just keeps Fucking winning of GME, maybe it's because fans are fanatical about the new Thor movie and Nope opening today to gangbuster reviews.

>>50492630
>>50492670
Ummm you guys know you live close to georgina right?

>>50492592
Leave /biz/ before you get scammed. You're the type.

Where are my shares, Fidelity? I left one share in the account as a sign of good faith.

So uhhh... now what?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50492341
Stinky.

>>50492628
How tight?

>>50492466
I love you

>>50492697
Check again.

>>50492702
Now, we splive.

it's been 12 seconds.
WHERE ARE THE SHARES KENNY

kek drsissies, german brokers already gave out their shares

I can't wait for my 2 robinhood spite shares to become 8 robinhood spite shares!

Very exciting

>>50492723

>marketwatch still not reporting sploinked price
>A full several minutes after close on this the twenty-first of July

kek baggies below 40 quickly, by tomorrow in fact

>>50492341
>>50492683
the timing is just....

its been one WEEK SINCE YOU SPOKE to me
where is the 90s songs divvy you fucking hedgie butt sluts!!!

HERE IT COMES

>>50492744
Post-sploink price starts showing Friday market open

When we get our extra shares, do hedge funds immediately have to start closing shorts?
>Will this actually be the catalyst?

>>50492616

>>50492474
kek Georginies

>>50492773
No

>>50492741
DO NOT NAKED SHORT SERS
DO NOT NAKED SHORT

https://twitter.com/tendiebaron/status/1550221661441597442?s=21&t=PUGjDj95vwCYy4B_Lh_yTQ

>>50492773
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!

>>50492628
Yeah im buying, Kenny is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Kenny. Im tired of his shorting.

>>50492633
Don't tell me we need the wallet to get these extra shares...

>>50492797
>one more day

>>50492474
>Joe suck baker
glad he is getting the recognition he deserves

GIGANTIC THROBBING PULSATING MONSTEROUS RED FLAG FOR PEOPLE WHO 100% DRS'd

he was against DRS the entire time. CS now lowers the limit sell and suddenly the same day he's all for DRS.

We're gonna spend all day tomorrow wondering why we have 4x shares but the price isn't reflecting post-sploink levels...

The price will never go down again between now and peak molasses.

>>50492341
>>50492683
>still using niggerhood

>>50492797
Heh, thanks for taking the fall for us WeCucks. I'll be sure to remember you fondly when I'm dick deep in Jap puss.

>>50492773
16HRS

TDA has 4:1 split scheduled for tm. Seeing it now. Nice

Cheers, everybody!

I did not believe the information...
Just had to trust imagination...
My heart going 'boom boom boom'
"Son", he said, "grab your things, I've come to take you home"

>>50492616
Seriously what is it? Am I supposed to update my account or something?

>they are still trying to fud DRS
I have never been so sure of something in all my life. They fear the fact people are going to DRS all their dividend shares lol

>>50492821
Is CS compromised? I don’t care, the whole system is compromised

see you all in mid september when t+35 hits, WAGMI, not long before we get out of this hellscape

>>50492633
What?

>>50492829
I closed my RH account 2 years ago and still got this email. DESPERATE

>>50492761
kek
>>50492870
anon confirmed faggot

>>50492888
Checked & keked

Qrd on the stock split? What do we expect to happen next?
My brain has been melted by the last weeks of heatwave, be kind to me.

>>50492319
> shares
think again

>mfw shills were right and we're heading back to $40 by the end of this week

>>50492870
Man you fucked up ngl

>>50492847
You can fill in a blank at 8 for GME with 4.

>>50492860
That's right anon! If /ourguy/ Big Dick Dave "The Champion of Market Reform" Lauer is all in on DRSing then so am I! Who's with me fellow apes!?

>>50492864
These threads won't exist in September

>>50492829
Hahaha have it activated still. But definitely am NOT using that shit lmfao

>>50492872
search "Splits Calendar"

>>50492864
35 buiness days ? so exactly on September 13th 2022 Tuesday
9/13

Hoping for the best but preparing for absolutely fucking nothing to happen

Ummmm tight tummy anon?

Georgina qualifies

>>50492908
Yes they will.
Post moass GME general will be about how and how not to spend our newfound wealth.

Seaking holds.

AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE DIVIDEND BAGGIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

kek baggies

>Spongebob predicted this

This is the beginning of the end fellas. It won't happen immediately but it WILL happen.

>>50492908
I think there will still be /gme/ after MOASS. I hope so just for the smugposting.

>>50492821
>he was against DRS the entire time.
Was he?
>CS now lowers the limit sell
Sell limit literally doesn't matter.

>>50492920
absolutely fucking nothing to happen
I 100% expect this until T+35 hits

>>50492931
>she has
>both
Holy Shit

>>50492931

>>50492950
They are trying their best lol

>>50492864
I hate that bottom image cause if you scrolled out, you'd see so much nature and realize this is basically just a rest stop. Plenty of shitty places like that in the US, but they had to pick a bullshit one.

>>50492931
Anon, I'm all for georgina but she is thick, not thin.

I just want to take Georgina out to Outback Steakhouse and eat her bloomin onion

>>50492864
Nice fud dickhead. You gonna post how tired you are as well?

So no MOASS.
What is the next goal post to hype up to my friends?

>>50492931
thats not a tight tummy thats mcdonalds binge aftermath but you mutts love big women anyways

>>50492284
Did feels guy push him down?

>>50492908
We'll see about that.

>>50492973
Mogged lol

>>50492903
How please tell me I wanna receive the splivvy I thought I didn’t have to do anything before it besides hold my shares

>>50492907
Dlauer is actually anti drs.

Nice try though.

kek Pulties

>>50492973
>bottom text
women are so gay

>>50492995
since you missed it i guess i'll post it again, retard

>>50492990
they're fucking with you, anon

>>50492996
very punchable face

It’s quite transparent what’s happening. They figured a way out with the split. Tomorrow we will see a massive drop in price. Great opportunity to buy for cheap and drs.
They still hope people will lose faith and sell. The opportunity is to buy cheap and drs therefore the fud of computershare. TLDR they are still fucked if we keep course. W

Thanks just sold

>>50492995
See >>50492821

>>50492797
Sounds like some brokers out there don't know wtf is going on right now.

>>50493011
Women are all bisexual, they can't be gay.

>>50493027
>ZOMG life is just like a marvel movie!!!

Reddit moment

>>50493020
how is it a way out for them? their short position gets multiplied by 4, just like the shares in our accounts

>>50493027
>emojis in filename
You're as cringe as they are

>>50493041
thats hot (as long as they are)

>>50493052
It's fud. Shills are going for the sling as much shit as possible even if it doesn't make sense

>>50493027
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tonrro/ive_come_to_yolo_happy_weekend_superstonk/

>>50493068
i know, just making sure the other people in the thread are aware of it

>>50492930
>>50492949
MOASS happened 2 years ago. Feel free to discuss how you are putting your incredible wealth to use.
>>50492987
Youre right desu. Would not be surprised at another 6 months+ of bagholder cope general. Some 2017 shitcoin generals are really only now giving up hope e.g. BAT.

>>50493027
I'm not selling until at least whatever the latest date the T35 datefag shamans were hollering about this week. Even then I'll probably just leave the shares in the account out of spite and forget about them.

So glad I could slurp some more shares this week brothers.

>>50493072
Back to 40 fast, unironically?

>>50493017
So I didn’t or don’t have to update my accounts or anything we all automatically receive our shares and the stock price gets quartered?

>>50493086
why do you fucking care ?

>>50493086
SEC doesn’t seem to agree. You know what happens to plebs who violate securities laws by lying about stocks all day, right?

I’m not one To simp

But if georgina made an OF account right now, she could name her price

>>50492847
Finally!

wen moon?

You guys want anything from Cumberland Farms while we're waiting for the split?

I'm buying

>>50493133
Please sell.

rbc gettin the divy shares deposited on Tuesday July 26.

>>50493142
2 more weeks

>>50493099
Yes... there are tons of topics about this on r*ddit. You can obviously read, go fuck off and do your due diligence

>>50493144
Yoohoo please

>>50492931
why do roasties take such retarded pictures?like what is that angle? What is it meant to emphasise or draw attention to? Her head looks like it's a pea relative to the rest of her body. And the chins. Why does society consider me to be the autist for /fit/maxing but never posting myself on non anonymous forums?

>>50493133
Bro just go outside.
If you don't learn how to attract women now you will get fraser'd so fucking fast after moass.

>>50493099
you will get your shares my man
also i've checked your post number

>>50493099
Anon, the shares ARE the dividend. It doesn’t matter what your settings are, if you don’t get shares by tomorrow morning you are fully justified in surrounding their Minecraft houses with TNT and lava blocks

>>50492300
>Ape references associated with GME or GME stock (e.g., Diamond Hands)
>Diamond Hands
Kek what? Seems kinda redundant?

>>50493133
let me guess, you also want to see her with a BBC too right?

careful georginaposting bros.. I won't go into details but just be careful. Make it about GME a bit.

What a day huh? Didn't I read somewhere that a price dip is expected before a split? Anyone remember what that was from? It was some kind of faq or explanation of some kind

>>50492931
>tight
>and THICC
holy moly.

Another day of sideways trading.

>>50493144
4 tornados please

>>50493151
It said by the 26th. They better give me my fucking shares!

YOU LOST RETARDBROS

Tonight’s BTC dump is about to be legendary

>>50493251
sub 1k confirmed kek

>>50492931
Nice, very nice.

>>50493234
kek crab
$40 by the end of week!

>>50493061
Are you retarded? It's a screengrab that takes it from the window that's open. You can't think I typed that out?

Fuck man I lost IQ explaining that to you....

Can a wrinkle brain tell me where my dividend shares are?

>>50493234
go back you fucking predditor cunt

>>50493290
this fucking guy

>>50493290
Probably won't show up til morning.

Kek. I just had a funny thought, does anyone else think RC picked the number for the split just so we actually would comically end up $40eow. Lmao. RC sure is a jester.

where are my extra shares KENNOID
WHERE ARE THEY LEBOWSKI
WHERE ARE THE SHASRES KENBOWSKI

>>50493290
>>50493293
GO BACK NIGNOG

>>50493099
Yeah I was just doing a little bit of trolling, you are all set
>Verification not required

>>50493319

>>50493319
We should pee on his rug. It really ties the room together.

>>50492474
Why did you do this

I SENSE A LITTLE PUMP RESERVE TANK SPECIAL COMING

>>50493315
$40 EOW and about 69 million post-splivvy shares DRSed. He's a memelord.

>>50493334
We want the money lebowski OR WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON

>>50493347
oh the boys did a fantastic job on the pump tank today. primo i might say

>>50493319

I can't believe I'm holding with these niggers. Holding with /biz/raelis and redditors is by far the strongest FUD.
If you didn't get your shares yet that's normal. You are gonna get them no matter what unless two unfortunate circumstances are in play:
1. Your broker is 200% jewish and gives you the shares in $$$ instead of shares as they pointed out in recent announcements
2. You were retarded enough to sell today
It's that simple, stop panicking like niggers who just ran out of KFC nuggets. They aren't gonna not give you your shares just because you forgot some tiny little detail or because they just randomly "cancelled" the split. That's not retarded, that's just plain emotional Midwit IQ.
This general only has arguments of appeals to emotion for you to sell or that MOASS is tommorrow, very rarely anything actually intellectual and high IQ. Just stop browsing it and continue holding.
>inb4 sneed
>inb4 shill
>inb4 kek baggie
>inb4 (insert word) baggie

If you don't know what else to do go read a Book and listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIYzp5rcTvU
If you don't have any books, due to the finance/business theme of the board I recommend you buy Security Analysis off amazon. It's a 1000 page book about value investing.

>>50493328

the absolute state of hedgetroons

>>50493347
Me too bbbys pump specialists said they saw some action over in the gme fields.

>the "splividend" was a lie
kek you retards got scammed by a literal dog poo bag salesman

Why do they think these kind of posts work?

>>50493387
Remove the decimal point and that's the new price floor.

Tomorrow will be crazy

$150 EOD tomorrow.

kek, angry kryptoe baggies.

>>50493428
as someone who stopped browsing these threads months ago, i'm surprised to see there's still FUD going on

>>50493428
At this point I feel these kinds of posts are larpers.

>>50493111
Why does anyone ever come to biz? I like arguing with retards, it makes me feel smart.
>>50493128
They become jannies in cringe p&d subreddits?

>>50493052

It’s not a way out for them. They just bought extra time and will try to drop it like crazy tomorrow. Their fear is drs. If the stock is cheap it’s easier to buy up the float, and therefore the cs fud. Rules in books that are technically air don’t matter. A fully locked float does. This is their last stand to make people sell. However to do this paradoxically it will make it more easy to give ammo to drs. TLDR don’t sell and just wait, time is our friend

>>50493445
/biz/ is just like this in general. Can't be helped.

Erm, bros? Couplea things: 1) Why are we red. 2) where is the splivvy. 3) why no forced buying today

>>50493456
The float also gets quadrupled after the splivvy but I get I like your passion.

So my buddy told me that my AMC is getting x4 today as well but I don't see any changes in my shares yet?
Where do I go to get my new shares?

>>50493454
but thats fucking retarded
I don't fucking go into PMG or XMR or XRP
I simply don't fucking care and never will

>>50493467
1) you got scammed
2) you got scammed
3) you got scammed

>>50493428
because they're not paid shills, they do it specifically because you are an easily identified autistic retard that takes the bait every single time. they post it because you reply.

>>50493445
>>50493453
If there are people that keep reacting to each and every single one of them that shows up then they're definitely not going to stop.

>>50493379
>stop panicking like niggers who just ran out of KFC nuggets

>>50493467
crime

Guys. A reminder.

Clutch on to your shares through both splividends to receive the full value you’re entitled to after going through so much trauma.

Don’t sell out early when you start seeing nice figures in 6 months time. 1.5 years from now you will have enough to retire, but only if you hold through both divvy stock splits.

Screen cap this and stick it to your wal.

>>50493483
Post your brokerage account details and I will add them on for you

>>50493293
U first fucko

>german frens got their splivvy
wagmi

>>50493514
ok it is a Fidelity account.
Username: RobinG
Password: Imisshugs85

>>50493495
>calls people autistic
>is himself on 4chan
Anon.... do you have mirrors in your house?

>>50493534
cope. see you again in 15 minutes when you take some more random shitposters bait and get into another 40+ post shouting match with someone who's clearly just fucking with you.

>>50493534
He some of us are schizos and retards ser.

>>50493551
The cope is you thinking your not autistic kek
>>50493551
Based

>>50493513
I'd say keep your original price per share and just DRS the additional 3*x shares.

Remember anons no market order sales. You'll get raped by hedgies.

>>50493562
whatever, moron. you do this every single day. you are literally a lolcow. you're basically /gme/'s version of barneyfag or wolfcuck.

>>50493467
2 more weeks

>>50493428
There is ALWAYS someone that is "that stupid." Always.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50493574
I can taste your seethe from over the pond please continue. It's you that's the one who keeps replying

>>50493072
All you fags said gme would keep the same price post split
When will you people admit you don't know what you're talking about

>>50493490
Xrp threads are 100% paid shills and actual schizos, interacting with their threads is a waste of time. PMG OTOH are another bunch of smug losers that it's fun to dunk on. You should try it, it will make you feel better when you realise you're a bagholder. XMR threads are boring and weird idgaf what they're up to.

>>50493588
no one ever said that you fucking indian dog shit

>>50493479
It does but at a lower price it has a chance to attract new investors to register. It's not a slam dunk but it's not doomed to fail.

>>50493587
>>50493562
>>50493534
>>50493428
Oh boy, am I in time for the 40+ post shouting match?

>>50493588
No one said that. A few retarded redditors probably thought it and allowed that to change the reality they set up in their minds, but no one here said that. That doesn't make sense.

>tfw in less than twelve hours I will be a XXXX holder

>>50493572
This sounds like complete bullshit

>>50493597
it'll make me feel better when fucking india gets fucking nuked and scores of people die
I don't fucking care about the money anymore
make it got to zero and delisted it already
END IT FUCKING ALL ALREADY
FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
COME KILL ME AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY ALREADY
I'm in Brooklyn NYC 24th ave 86th st
COME AND GET ME INDIANS

>>50493572
kill yourself reddit tranny

Georgina will probably make her IG private soon

>>50493583
>There is ALWAYS someone that is "that stupid." Always.
- A GME investor
Pottery

>>50493657
I'm always amazed at some of you anons and your extreme obsession over minor celebrities. Sometimes I think I'm autist but then I see stuff like this.

georgina anon should take the hint that no one cares about his meme anymore

>>50493604
>>50493621
Backpedaling.jpg

>july 2022
>i am forgotten
t. emily

My horoscope said we're gonna make it

Well... at least I will

>>50493647
>scores of people die
You know a 'score' is twenty, right? I get that you're using it figuratively to mean 'a lot', but it's still a poor choice of words.

>>50493623
Nice. I'm at 217 myself.

new gamestop tweet just dropped

>>50493699
i didn't backpeadle shit. you'd have to be retarded to think introducing 4x the supply of something wouldn't make the price go down.

>>50493647
You would have a much nicer time dabbing on silver cucks than spending the next year of your life crying in these worthless generals, but you do you.

I DRS'd my GME shorts with computershare. I used their email memestockshorts@computershare.com

>50493699
Nah, troll.gif.
Nobody said that at all.

>>50492363
They're in brown town. Kamika Ekadash is this weekend.

The divverinos will be divvied after extended trading period.

4AM tomorrow, jabronis.

>>50493719
>didn't backpeadle shit. you'd have to be retarded to think introducing 4x the supply of something wouldn't make the price go down.
Go post that on superstonk and see what they believe over there...

>>50493719
>calm before the storm

>>50493613
I don't disagree but I'd like to remind everyone thay tesla was not nearly as shorted as gme likely is and the tesla cultist didn't know shit about drs. The splivvy alonr caused their squeeze and I believe the same is true for gme. Drs can help accelerate it now but the stage is set RC just need a certain percentage of non splivvyv shares to be drs'd and that's done.

>>50493513
>both splividends
theres 2?

>>50493027
Anons...you d-d-did remember to cast your Mind Fortification spells right?

Lol if no one gets any shares and SEC and all brokers are just like “fuck you, what are you gonna do about it?” And nobody does anything.

>>50493719
Wow.

>>50493588
Only a fucking window licker would think the price would not change to reflect the new supply.

how is /gme/ staying comf until the shares are delivered? im halfway through rewatching Schindler's List and getting myself in the mood for tomorrow

>>50493787
Pumping iron.

>>50493787
Im gonna go ride my 4 wheeler. Non stop. Until moass.

>>50492314
Kill, fuck, kill, marry.
We are indeed all going to make it. The MO'ASS is upon us.

>>50493777
Lucky 7's!

>>50493588
>>50493699
Literally no one on /gme/ has ever said that you gaslighting fucktard. Is straight up lying the best meltdownies can do?

>>50493814
Yes. Since the start it s all they've had

>>50493814
>Is straight up lying the best meltdownies can do?
Yes

>>50493797
i trained back squats earlier. wbu fren?
>>50493778
Only a fucking reddit nigger nigger nigger nigger!!!!!!! Would post plebbit screenshots to communicate PLIMBA URSUL!!

>>50493762
There's enough room left in the shareholder vote that authorized the splivvy for an additional 3:1 splivvy. Whether that will happen or not is speculation.

>>50493823
>>50493846
Fucking kek. They're actually following a script. We called this shit out months ago, wonder if the little lying faggot has any rebuttal to this? The meltdownie retard needs to get a better script.

>>50493753
DRS plus open SI exceeds the non-institutional free float. Hedgies are fucked unless institutions paperhand.

>>50493879
We always knew moass was in November 2022

I just received the fucking dividend in my Trade Republic account.
It shows 4 shares instead of 1 each having the same price as market close.

>>50493879
You know what they say; if you have the facts, hammer the facts.
If you have the hearts, hammer the hearts.
If you have neither, hammer the table.

I can't wait until tomorrow when there is no MOASS and it will unironically be Fucking over!

>>50493909
Post proofs or I'll believe you regardless.

>>50493899
>unless institutions paperhand
I hope they do. BR aid on mg list after hesgies.

>>50493899
Exactly. I truly believe that when this really starts hedgies are going to start falling like dominos considering how big the true short interest is.

>>50493814
>Literally no one on /gme/ has ever said that you gaslighting fucktard
>reeee gaslighting
Kek, you argue like a retarded woman. Of course you still believe in the MO ASS

>>50493915
>pink UWU ID
lol
lmao

stock split signals the crab is dead, long live Land Shark.

>>50493909
Price will be updated at market open.

>>50493899
>Hedgies are fucked even if all institutions paperhand.
ftfy

I just received the fucking dividend in my Trade Republic account.
It shows 4 shares instead of one, each having the value of one pre split share.

>>50493913
>>50493913
>>50493913
Threaded

>>50493719
I think other Dragonzords have looked better than that one.

>>50493909
Sell them then

where are my shares, Ryean

I just received the fucking dividend in my Trade Republic account.
It shows 4 shares instead of one, each having the value of one pre split share.

>>50493936
It's still surreal to me to see fucking CNBC and Fox and Bloomberg offering cryptocurrency ticker data. I don't think people quite realize what a win condition that is for the Internet and millennials/zoomers vs. legacy interests.

>>50493915
>he thinks this ever ends without them making us absurdly rich or minecraft
Kek shillies

>>50493929
>retard can't read the thread
Post just ONE (1) example of someone on /gme/ claiming the price would stay the same after the split. But since you're a drooling mouth breather we both know you won't.

It's funny how many Cats here never seen a stock split, and this is like magic happening to them. They have Zero understanding of the fundamentals or what the split actually means.

Like Zoomer is this your first Fucking investment? Naw this ain't an investment though, this they first speculation, they first time getting scammed. Like they walked across 110th street for the first time and though it was the same city and area Kek!

>>50493982
they would show the spot price of foreskins if they could

>>50493762
Yes, I’ve been over this for the past 3 months but the info keeps getting drowned out by forum sliding and shills asking blatant stupid questions with obvious answers that retards in this thread can’t seem to stop responding to.

I have insider info that they’re planning two dividend splits exactly like what happened with TSLA. This is beneficial for the SEC, SHF but most importantly GME as it give them long term holders.

It’s imperative that you hold through both to revive the full potential. Hold for another 1.5 years and you’re good.

I can’t be bothered to type out the same fucking reason as to why I know this again! This board is like minding children.

Screen cap this. Post it the next time someone asks this fucking question again.

>>50494254
Nice larp

>>50493251
What if E wasn't lying about Biden being the signal.... bros....

>>50494254
ok buddy