/biz/ - Business & Finance

• BAD NEWS IS BULLISH

• GOOD NEWS IS BULLISH

• NEUTRAL NEWS IS BULLISH

• NO NEWS IS BULLISH

• BEARS ARE BULLISH

• BULLS ARE BULLISH

• BULLISH IS BULLISH

• QE IS BULLISH

• QT IS BULLISH

• HIGH INFLATION IS BULLISH

• LOW INFLATION IS BULLISH

• NO INFLATION IS BULLISH

• BAD PPI IS BULLISH

• GOOD PPI IS BULLISH

• SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES IS BULLISH

• BAD MANUFACTURING IS BULLISH

• NEGATIVE GDP IS BULLISH

• CONTRACTING ECONOMY IS BULLISH

• RECESSION IS BULLISH

• WAR IS BULLISH

• RATE INCREASE IS BULLISH

• RATE DECREASE IS BULLISH

• NO RATE CHANGE IS BULLISH

• MISSING EARNINGS IS BULLISH

• MEETING EARNINGS IS BULLISH

• BEATING EARNINGS IS BULLISH

• BAD GUIDANCE IS BULLISH

• NO GUIDANCE IS BULLISH

• HIRING IS BULLISH

• LAYOFF IS BULLISH

• SLOWING IS BULLISH

• BANKRUPCY IS BULLISH

When will the market crash again? Asking for a friend who has over leveraged shorts.

and just like that we're pumping again. nice dump stinky bears and come again tomorrow lol, i need sellers to slurp more

WE ARE THE TSLA MARINES ARE WE ARE NEVER SELLING

>>50488971
Finally someone gets it

Jesus loves all of you /smg/ Christ is KING!

Up day or down day- he loves you, he has a plan for you and it is good.

>>50488977
THE PE RATIO MUST GO OVER 100!!!!!

>>50488974
NEVER

CRABBED.COM

>>50488971
BASED

Rate my 2 month old IRA. Focusing on stacking INTC until I have 200 and can start selling calls on it. Pay no heed to the FCEL I’m buying 100 when my transfer is complete and then not buying anymore

Uh oh
>stinky

>>50488974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskTXPW5ad0

Tesla better not break 815
Look at that p/e ratio
Look at the size of that thing

>>50489008
Good thing taxpayers are about to give 50B to INTC et al. They have call options, after all.

No seriously, did we hit the bottom? Is there anything big coming that might actually hit the market, other than escalating russia war?

>>50488971
Gonna be a based from me dog. When are bears going to realize that stocks only go up?

>>50489007
>poor/10
INTC? really? it is in no way sure that they'll succeed in their turn around, and it's a long way out. I like NVDA and its down significantly. jus me tho

>>50488951
I wanted to buy stock in first graphene does anyone know a platform I can use to do that, they are an australian company and im in the uk

>>50489007
>until I have 200 and can start selling calls on it

>>50489008
how is that not bullish? just stfu

I really missed the bottom, didn't I?

>>50489054
I have a Roth IRA so their dividend is very tasty at this price. I don’t know anything about chip manufacturing but they’re a pretty big name so I have faith in them.

>>50489032
>Look at that p/e ratio
no one fucking cares.. amzn sustain a P/E over 1000 for a decade. They're looking at 1-3 year forward p/e. But you should totally short it/buy puts.

>>50489075
just start buying now dumbass

>>50489071
The whole bullish thesis was in shortage and constraint. If the chip shortage is over than there is no need for chips act which means no government gibs. You sure have a 2d mind in a 6d political environment

>>50489067
Yea I don’t like selling calls if I only have 100 shares. Id rather my entire position not be sold off if I’m careless

>>50488991
Stop feeding the tsla retards any energy. It won’t crash until u stop giving it attn

>>50489075
>fomoing into the top of current pump
Well, good luck.

>>50489095
didn't read lol stock market go brrrrr

>>50489037
You mean besides the increasing layoffs and people getting foreclosed on?

Besides that we are BULLISH as ever

>>50489101
This. Also, why not get a good dividend stock to stack like AFCG?

>>50489106
>top
lmao
top is 200% above ATH at least
enjoy missing the entire next bull run poopy bear

>>50489121
I’m stacking QYLD and INTC for dividends at the moment. I’ll look into afcg

>>50489080
Well, as long as you've got strong conviction with your picks. Regarding covered calls, if your selling weeklys it doesn't matter if they get called away from you. just sell aggressive puts to get back in, then sell calls again on them.

is recession cancelled

>>50489113
What is with white men constantly marrying used up porn stars or women who got blacked and now are single moms to 5 or more children? I'll never understand it.

buy soxs

Fomo is kicking in.... Game over bobo

>>50489131
Thanks for the tip

>>50489122
>yfw there are people itt unironically waiting for a full scale financial collapse when we're about to enter another 10 year bullrun

>>50489139
>i can fix her

>>50489147
FOMO for who?

>>50489136
no theres always a couple of green months in a recession.

>>50489075
If you were DCAing it wouldn't matter.

>>50489158
We’re nowhere near the bottom, are we?

>>50488971
Yes.

People make fun of me for being a massive contrarian, but society is literally and fundamentally structured to fail.

bought these yestarday
first time buying options

don't want to keep track of maintenance on TDA

should i switch?sell?wait?

>>50489194
6months to a year

Just ordered an extra well done sirloin with extra ketchup from Applebees, things are looking up for your boy.

>>50489208
>previous post
>missing the picture

>>50489221
I ate their bourbon street chicken and shrimp plate yesterday and then last night I couldn’t get it up for my wife. It was really awkward

I just put 40K into a random stock some stocktwits schizo was shilling wish me luck bros

SIGA is dead isn't it

>>50489158
>10 year bullrun
Unemployment increasing
more layoffs every other week
gas prices up 100%
Inflation at all time Hugh's
housing market still in a bubble
A man with dementia leading the "free" world
A nigger and a woman as his vp
Russia at war and threatening Nato
Entire world dependant on a single island nation to produce future tech chips
Said island Nation being threatened with invasion every other week

BULLISH

what's the next big earnings play since i didn't buy TSLA?

>>50489240
set stop loss or youll regret it

Tesla will never be over 810 ever again
Hahahahaha, get fucked mumu
It's ogre

How is tesla holding... need this sour hour.

>>50489240
gl my man

>>50488951
ok, I just sold Bavarian Nordic. Am I gonna want to get SIGA or Tonix ?

>>50489257
>How is tesla holding... need this sour hour.
Getting gamma squeezed again
Something like 100M worth of OTM calls bought today expiring tomorrow.

You did get Boeing when it was at 120, right?

>>50489240
>>50489246

THis

>>50489194
>>50489243
what don't you understand about TRANSITORY you flamboyant animals? ever heard of DON'T FIGHT THE FED? well the fed knows what the fuck is happening and it's inflation GOING DOWN and that means all the doomer crap is gonna be yesterday's news as businesses ramp up growth again and rates come back to normal (0)

>>50489257
True resistance at 818
No support

>>50489243
Yes and literally none of it matters. Stay coping and stay poor bobo :)

>>50489239
I don’t think those are related unless you were in a food coma. Chicken and shrimp from Applebee’s is good stuff, and I usually can get it up for a sideways fuck at least

>>50488971
I'm ready.

is this NDX volume indicative of a bottom?

>>50489283
>well the fed knows what the fuck is happening and it's inflation GOING DOWN
You miss the CPI report or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbgQ4i1sT_s
press briefing supposed to start 2 PM

Tesla getting fucked at the 814 level
Get fucked mumu, hahahahaha
Kamala forever

>>50489300
don't know what that means and don't care markets go up stay mad

>>50489311
will they disclose other things about his health? or will they just circle around the coof

>>50489194
You’ll know if it was just a face ripping bear market rally or a return to normal rally by Wednesday close or 1st half of thurs. it would appear we’re on ‘the lost decade’ path

>>50489292
I think you’re right. My sex drive has been obliterated over the past couple weeks. I even tried to jerk off a couple days ago hoping that would jumpstart it. My cock stayed pretty flaccid but I managed to ejaculate. I’m either unhealthy, depressed, or it’s marijuana’s fault. I’ve always been a smoker but last week my wife got her medical card so I’ve been kind of overdoing it

/NQ to 13000. Libtards BTFO.

>>50489329
>you are just knowingly lying on the internet about the market being at bottom??

Top signal confirmed its SPXS and SQQQ time.

Is thinking UVXY will go up a bullish or bearish sentiment?

>>50489283
>inflation is under control so the fed can resume lighting inflationary fires again

LMAO BIDEN IN COMA

>>50489297
could be, unless we go lower and there's even more volume. do what you will with this information.

>>50489349
>I even tried to jerk off a couple days ago
just let it rest- go a couple weeks no fap.

I'm laughing so much at Bobo right now. I'm lmaoing, even. heck, at this point, I'm loling.

>>50489359
that means you are bullish on the VIX, which is bearish for the market

>>50489239
Not your fault, you were still in a refractory state due to already cooming from the top notch Applebee's cuisuine. Next time ask her to cosplay as a riblet. That should help

>>50489368
War if true.

>>50489356
You boboshits were saying that about a month ago and SQQQ/UVXY have dropped almost 40% each. It's a bullmarket. Deal with it retard.

TSLA at new high of day

>>50489397
biden dying this weekend would line up nicely for an expected vix spike... almost like this is planned. covid was planned after all, no?

>>50489368
AND THAT'S AN EXTREMELY GOOD THING, HERE'S WHY!

>>50488971
BULLISH

>>50489418
holy shit- its unstoppable...

THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJWrvoMlHvY&list=RDKJWrvoMlHvY&start_radio=1

>>50489419
its a strong bounce ill give you that

>>50489434
Complete collapse of America, rivers of blood on the streets, warlords and gangs?
You better believe that's bullish. And priced in. From ashes of America, a new market will rise. One that uses funny monkey pictures for money.

>/smg/ says not to buy TSLA
>buy TSLA
>make money
It's really that simple isnt it?

If money is worth less, but peoples salaries go up like zimbabwe and minimum wage is 100 USD a hour, but the stock market is based and backed by America, how can stocks go down then. Wouldn’t they just keep going up and bears keep getting fucked as inflation shits on the dollar

>>50489486
What does /smg/ say about current bull run?

>>50489479
The man on the right is insanely attractive and I'm not gay, but if he asked me to suck his dick I 100% would.

>gme
kek baggies

>>50489479
Collapse of muttland actually would be pretty bullish long term desu.

>>50489501
If moneys are worthless, how comes they never stop me from buying only from selling?

>>50488971
Based and bullish-pilled

Put me in the screencap

>>50489486
im not saying dont buy it- i just dont want it carrying the entire S&P with fucking BS crypto shenanigan's.

Still based

BoBo

>>50489501
Hmm...
>"Crash? What crash? The numbers go up!"
I can see this happening.

>>50489501
yes

>>50489349
It’s definitely the weed bro, cut down on it or have sex before you smoke

LOW VOLUME WARNING

>>50489533
How fucked are they?

Hahaha, watch Tesla blow through 818
Get fucked bobo

>>50489551

>>50488977
Where's the rest of his torso?

What are the best moving average strategies?

When does the briefing start SPEED THE FUCK UP BOOMERS

>>50489564
oh I am... Elon is going to make me sober for the rest of the fucking year.

I can’t believe I bought all that SQQQ at 52, feeling like an absolute retard

>>50489562
it aint good

>sell covered call
>stock immediately starts dumping
Heh nothin personnel kid

Russia just captured a nuclear plant that Ukraine's government was using to hold it's people financially obligated to pay for, GE shares trading sideways on the news.

>>50489381
this so much

I expect crabposting to ramp up as bobo copes in the coming melt up

>>50489595
no they didnt faggot
zaporozhia plant is under russian control since almost the start of the war

>>50489588
Dont worry boboanon. Some here bought at 60+. You're not the MOST delusional.

Should I get higher SPY strikes

Where’s the genius who suggested BCC?? Anymore value stock tips before earnings next week? I’m going to go long now. I’m done swing trading.

>>50489486
Has been for literally years.. papa elon's made me so much money bros..

Will TRT help me trade options better

>>50489593
That's so based. I fucking hate cyclekikes

>>50489612
I’m not even a real bobo, I just wanted to make some money on the whiplash

RENT IS HIGH TO KEEP UP THE HOUSING CHARADE

>>50489637
kek holy fuck, i've wanted to do that so many times..

>>50489610
Hence the term, trading sideways. God damn you fags are so short minded.

bye bye bo bo

HOLY SHIT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BUY EVERYTHINGS CRABBING AND LOOKS EXPENSIVE BUT ITS NOT IF WE GO ON A WEEK-LONG MELTUP WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IM STUCK IN LIMBO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISSED OUT ON SO MANY GAINS

OH GOD OH FUCK I'M GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50489637
it requires a certain amount of narcissism to be a biker and just inconvenience everybody

>>50489664
all you had to do was buy the 40% dip in the nasdaq..

>>50489655
ill curbstomp you shithead

>>50489637
Same, bunch of entitled faggots

>>50489685
nigger tier behaviour

newfag here should i get reits

>>50488971
This is bullish

Press Briefing in 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbgQ4i1sT_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbgQ4i1sT_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbgQ4i1sT_s

SPY needs more big green dildos

>>50489709
digits and he bites the dust

>>50489702
In a tax advantaged IRA I would. Look into covered call ETFs like QYLD and ryld before you get your heart set on a REIT

>>50489640
im the same. i knew there was the possibility of a potential pump, but not one like this crazy lasting this long.

>>50489697
I agree, cyclists are no better than niggers

>>50489684
I bet you would, then you cant even trade stocks on your phone anymore, might do you good.

>hello?
can a big brain anon tell me what happened here?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GWMGF?p=GWMGF&ncid=yahooproperties_peoplealso_km0o32z3jzm

how does a stock go to absolute zero and remain listed/traded? why?

>>50489702
if you want low returns and exposure to an impending crash in the real estate market, absolutely!

>>50489717

Go my son

ROP not looking bad for earnings gamble.

my TSLA puts...
go on without me bobros...

>>50489709
If he died, would the markets dump?

>>50489739
>impending crash
2 more weeks. Trust the plan.

>>50489731
Squashing insects is perfectly legal

>>50489637
Cycling is very fun exercise but I never do it out on actual roads, I just go to the same old paved trails around me because I hate people holding up traffic too
Don't hate all of us and don't knock it until you try it, it's great cardio and low impact on your knees

>>50489753
Nah it would pump for a month straight

>>50489753
Dump, then pump under Kamala's reign for propaganda.

I can’t take this market. Every day I come closer to putting this to my head and twisting the cap

Where da big Bobo crash???? Where da black Monday???? Where da rug pull??? Where da circuit breakers????

>>50489760

BIDEN GOT COVID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50489786
lol I bought AMZN today fml me too

GOOD EVENING SIRS

>>50489717
I concur but no I will not eat them

>>50489759
interest rates rise, costs of loans etc, prices come down, NAV in reits lower, while their margins shrink due to interest on their loans. lower yields, lower asset price. bad timing. simple as

>>50489812
Can we get a translator for this poo

>>50489709
>EVERYTHING IS FINE
>HE'S FINE
>ITS ALL NORMAL
>EVERYTHING IS FINE
uh...

>>50489100
>Gold would moon if Peter Schiff would stop talking about it
I can believe that.

>>50489619
420
>>50489679
i know right? no end to the greed of poopy bears

aaanyway looks like this covid thing was a nothingburger (wooow who could have expected it?) might get to 400 by EOD haha. fuck bears

>>50489803
AMZN trades at a multi-year low, you'll thank yourself in a few years.

>>50489812
The government just advertises its' goo now, so sad.

>>50489849
I feel a sour hour coming on....

>>50489767

Man I love fatties

>>50489849
>might get to 400
i hope so- S&P crashes at 4000-4100 range.

>>50489874
lmao. don't even care, we finish green no matter what just like every other day. oh noooo i'll only make $10k today instead of $20k!

Yes? Market Police? I would like to report a robbery.

>>50489595
I can't find this anywhere on any news aggregator, what are you using, Russian language twitter? Or something else?

>>50489841
they do not want him in front of a camera for the next two weeks... something is coming.

>>50488971
Bears having mental breakdowns and shitposting on a tibetan fingerpainting forum: B U L L I S H

wtf are these fucking captchas

>TSLA up 10% in one session
THIS is the short entry right??

>>50489841
He's already dead, isn't he...

Dis nigga gonna die LMAO

when is this bear market rally going to be over? i suspect we pump all the way to the FOMC meeting, pump immediately after the meeting and then dump the day after the meeting, then the bear market continues.

what happened to the big tiddy redhead?

>>50489892
Me too, anon, me too.

>>50489918
best part is when those poor bears cope by calling bulls "exuberant" like bruh we're just looking at the market and upcoming catalysts there's nothing but good news coming lmao look at reality for once

>>50489917
I think I got it...
>Biden just announced off his cholesterol medicine
>now pushing VAXXMAXXing
>Biden is probably already dead, or dies
>ITS NOT MYOCARDITIS
>ITS BA.5!!!!!!
>EVERYONE GO GET YOUR BOOSTERS
>MASKS NOW
>ALSO MAIL IN VOTING FOR MIDTERMS

Doctors Kareem and Rajeesh said it's a good thing biden was double vaxxed and double boosted but he has covid and can't be on TV for a while

>>50489942
Left for MSNBC (I think)

>>50489942
Got herself a comfy media talking head job. Now we got the bix nood secretary.

>>50489922
listen chud, they had positive cash flow because they sold their bitcoin (at a loss). the company is worth 10% more than it was yesterday due to this

>>50489902
Mumu here. This is 911. Can you please ask me if I care

>>50489767
>Documented in your chart
>Documented
Imagine if someone released a meta-analysis of sorts.. would this bring the doggo rapture? were the chinks right to eat them?

>>50489936
>when is this bear market rally going to be over?
it's already over, 75 bps confirmed, the markets will rally hardcore until september

Bulls not concerned that the 10 year treasury is up nearly 1%? Who do you think is wrong?

>>50489942
She's plumping like the market
(Verification not required)

>>50489930
I unironically think that the (((they))) got insider knowledge of his covid diagnosis earlier this week. And that's the reason for this pump.

HOLY FUCK TI'S JUST GOING TSTRAIGHT DOWN
IS THIS THE MELTDOWN
IS THIS THE BIG ONE?!

>>50489996
yeah until september of 2056 mb

>>50489975
is she irish?

>>50489996
the bear market rally is over now? oh ok so its going to dump today.

>>50490008
>Big one
I'm gooooona

>>50489007
Check out XYLG. It’s similar to QYLD, but has more growth potential. Basically only sells calls on 50% and grows the other 50%.
So when you get 20-30% years growth you miss more on QYLD. so in 20-30 years XYLD will grow more and thus have bigger dividends.
Obviously QYLD is good for crabbing markets.

>>50489245
SNAP

>>50489999
Interest is good more please 1000bp raise oftern is needed to fix the economy

>>50489918
>>50489956
its hard to flip bear/bull or bull/bear, it requires a clear head

>>50489685

>>50489949
Just film yourself eating and overlay the braps afterwards in a video editor, anon. Simple as

I just had sex with my sexy Vietnamese-French gf after selling a tsla 810 call for 2k after loading up when it was 1.20$
God damn, it feels good being a king
Lets go bulls
Just bought a cheap tsla 760p for 100$
Lets fucking go

>>50489999
Priced in and/or bullish.

>>50490100
You can’t get away with any kind of faking with this crowd. That man could recognize a brap that I stole off of YouTube and tell me which video and the timestamp it occurred

>>50490069
The Saudis gave Biden Covid its time to give these chuds some freedom bombs

>>50489739
I bought 2500 shares of AFCG this week. 14.4% dividend yield, very healthy fundamentals and growth, their risk management is top notch, all the loans they are issuing are well secured. I can lean back and relax, if the market tanks I get a hefty dividend payment and still have enough cash in the bank to buy in heavily.

>>50489664
Buy some blue chips for earnings week next week. Apple and Amazon are coming up. Better slurp before they moon like TSLA.

6 years of Kamala would do huuuuge things for the market; imagine a woman so desperate to leave any kind of effect on history that she'd bend over backwards for banks and corpos in any way she could, raping the taxpayers in the progress.
Biden's death is incoming.

How do I into calendar spreads? I want to bet against AXP going up tomorrow and profit off of Iv crush.

>>50489985
You’re being sarcastic with me?

Can someone "weekend at bernies" up this picture of our sick president?

>>50490151
seriously
this guy fucks
madame president? holy fuck IM A BULL

HOLY SHIT THIS GOD DAMN CRABBING

>>50490184
>theta.webm

>>50489999
who cares just buy everything you can

>>50489949
i cant tell if this is bearish or bullish

>>50490201
No this is the theta webm

I have made exactly $0 american dollars so far

>>50489999
checkd

>>50490223
this is how it feels to chew theta

Remember to get your next booster guys. You want all your Pfizer protection like our president has.

Bought Amazon and AAPL before earnings. And bought DFS while it’s 10% off. Good luck swing trading boys. The real men are gambling on earnings.

>>50490246
no loss is a win

>>50490129
What you need is one of those handheld fart machines your wife can operate just offscreen. Unless these dudes are such fart masters that they can detect a real fart from a fake. I figured they'd be too busy jerking off to notice.

>>50490216
Bullish for my July earnings. It’s been a slow month so a small custom is welcome. I’ll commission it to him for $15 then turn around and sell it for $5 to my entire messaging list

>>50489999
and just like that yield curve will never invert againvddys2

>>50490223
dumb coon

>>50490139
I wasn't going to even look.. but it did.. interesting name.. not a really a reit, it's a lender. gg

>>50489054
The government is literally giving them tax payer money. Intel is too big to fail.

Alert .

ASMB will be acquired.
You are warned.


ASMB stock ladies.

>>50490223

>>50490310
You will never be a real stock

>>50490310
>anigay
>fake and gay stocks

sad!

>>50490254
MOMMY MOMMY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50489812
This nigga high as fuck

>>50490310
kek baggie

>>50488951
>ctrl+f nvidia
>0 hits

/biz/ is retarded

>>50489949
Flax seeds in yogurt for breakfast and a latte in the evening usually get me pooting fairly steadily by dinner.

So when the market realizes Jim Biden is going to live we crash right?

>>50490310
bro ive gotten a girlfriend and broken up with said girlfriend and youre still here posting that shit everyday
touch grass loser

>>50490308
not getting dick all yet. meanwhile TSMC, and Samsung are building fabs in the US as well. COMPETENT companies that have proven capable of making 5 nm and below tech. INTC hasn't got shit, only promises.

>>50489349
Weed fucks up your hormones when you abuse it. It increases estrogen and lowers test which will fuck your libido and boners. Stop being a stoner, I promise life is much better not high.
t. recovering weed addict

>the president can be a president anywhere
That confirms it. They're hiding him or he's already dead.

>>50490352
>he didn't search the ticker on a stock thread
/thisnigger/ is retarded

>>50490366
>Biden dies from kung flu live on air
Bullish?

>>50490409
um theres nothing bullish about what would happen next

>>50490384
Hes hard at work while covid like everyone else

>>50490421
imagine it pumps..

>>50490409
>Bullish?
For PMs
t. Platinum Chad

>>50490310
youve been saying this for a year

IM SO FUCKING PISSED ITS THE 3RD DAY IN A ROW MY CASH IS STILL ON HOLD WITH SCHWAB

>>50489767
Suddenly the massive amount of mid 20s single women with dogs makes sense

>>50489949
Is this what your brain on GAYSEX is like?

>>50490384
Why did Putin infect Brandon with the coof anyway. He is going too far this time.

>>50490434
sorry, we don't invest in worthless rocks round these parts bro

>>50490267
I want to gamble on AXP
But I’m too stupid to sell IV

>>50490438
>he doesn't wire his funds in for same-day clearing
ngmi

>>50489576
This picture is worthless without the video description visible in it...

Folio' almost back to pre crash value. Thank you Amazon.

>>50490441
Reminder in Canada you can fuck your dog legally.

Think about it.

>>50490263
Lmfao $25 isn’t even a lot to poors. But yeah sure bullish.

Why the fuck is DXY going down also?

>>50490482
ECB rate hikes

>>50489637
well deserved tbqf

>>50490482
because fuck you specifically.

EVERYONE POINT AND BLAME THIS FAGGOT FOR BEING THE REASON WHY

Sour hour is upon us. Every day this week, my shit is up double digits then the last hour shits on my fucking parade.

>>50490479
its a couple hours of work to most poors

>>50489645
Rent will never come down I'm afraid.

>>50490438
Your broker knows what’s best for you funds are safu.

are we going back to previous highs now that the suits don't think we are getting a recession ?

>>50490503
>Sour hour
>Sour
more like POWER hour

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.
EVERY FUCKING DAY
FOREVER
HOW

FUCKING IMMORTAL OMNIPOTENT CRAB, I CAN'T KILL IT NO MATTER WHAT TICKER I USE, CAN'T ESCAPE NO MATTER WHAT INDUSTRY I RUN TO

>>50490520
this is why i will get just get a portable power station that i can charge at the library every couple of days and just live in the woods

fuck being a slave

>>50490527
>whats is a bull trap
They are pumping it to trap retail that was sitting on the sideline and those that were short. Last week SQQQ was 60% owned by retail

Check out the minute candlles on BBBY

>>50490538
KEK WHAT A BITCH

>>50490527
whoever is saying there wont be a recession are lying to you
apple literally just tanked the market on monday with further bad news going forward
this is an exit pump you idiot

All in on SQQQ

>>50490527
the suits are desperately hoping there won't be recession. i don't believe it can be stopped.

>>50490133
If by freedom bombs you mean a nice thank you present, then yeah, I agree.

>>50490569
>>50490557
I see the reports of all the tech companies freezing hiring yet the market news is that the recession fears are overblown and earnings are improving.
press x for doubt

How fucking long is this fake ass giga pump going to be kept up for? Literal Reddit WSB retards who have zero clue what they’re doing are thinking they’re geniuses right now

>>50489080
>tasty
Stop talking like a faggot

thanks to the anon the recommended russian AMVs for my trading music. top kino
https://youtu.be/EqlzFW3-iBw

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>>50490597
if i had to guess earnings next week when it all comes crumbling down

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>>50490469
You mean the picture of Musk with the front half of his chest missing? Yes, I agree.

>>50490597
tomorrow +2% on SPY confirmed

>>50490527
yes, they gave up on fighting inflation, it's impossible without destroying the stock market, so we're headed to ATHs while entering a recession, and you'll eat the bugs and enjoy your hyperinflation for years to come

>>50490500
kek

Finished putting the majority of the money I would need to live into UVXY calls to see if this works out before I kill myself

I have done this four times and lost about $20,000 pussying out. There’s no going back now. This is my last chance to buy a life I can somewhat stand before giving it all up.

>>50490595
Yeah Microsoft Google and others are for sure freezing hires, saw it on blind

>>50490546
Couldn't agree more.
I just thought about the movie "Children Of Men" and how secluded the old guy and his wife lived.
Innawoods in a relatively well equipped wooden house.
I'd love that.

Also, I have no idea how the prices of the stuff one actually needs or desires can ever come down without rampant currency destruction.
Not even a recession would fix that in a meaningful way. Maybe like -10 to -15% after an increase of like +250%.
It's ridiculous.

>>50490609
>>50490622
Based

>>50490085
Holy fuck

>>50490667
Godspeed, fren.

>>50490595
The USA is at full employment anyhow.
Full employment + record job openings.