/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5043938

whats the news? sergeys bodyfat percentage now reached 100%?

>>5043974
good one bro!

>>5043974
Ahahahahaha
He actually kinda lost weight.

>>5043974
kek

>>5043938
How do you know there will be any news?

>>5043938
The level of fud pro/anti-link is unreal

>>5044000
>>5044025
fags that was not funny in the slightest

>>5044029

I work close to the team (for a partnered company). Our NDA ends tomorrow, and I suspect other partners do too. Tomorrow Chainlink will make their EOY announcement, and at the same time at least 5 major partners will make their own announcements.

SOME ONE TAKE THESE SHOES OFF

>>5043938
WHO WOULD LIKE A LITTLE MORE LINKIES? YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE MORE THAN NOTHING, ANON!

>>5043938
>Monday Morning
>Ready for the news tonight?
>Monday Afternoon
>Ready for the news tomorrow?
>Tuesday Morning
>Ready for the news tonight?
>Tuesday Afternoon
>Ready for the news tomorrow?
>Wednesday Morning
>Ready for the news tonight?
>Wednesday Afternoon
>Ready for the news tomorrow?

Let me guess
>Tomorrow Morning
>Ready for the news Tonight?
>Tomorrow Afternoon
>Ready for the news Tomorrow?

daily reminder that LINK is DGB 2.0

can someone edit this image?

>>5044115
Delet this

>>5044115
Please put on a trip so I can take screenshots of this thread and make posts about your larping ass tomorrow.

>>5044290
and what if it's all true? Every thought about that?

>>5044270

Nobody will see it before the news is announced. Wanted to give /biz/ a bit of a heads up. Every announcing partner was given LINK by the team but have been accumulating it while its cheap for weeks. There won't be enough left on the sell books by the time the news comes out.

>>5044314
I have some linkies left. Who wants to trade some linkies??

>>5044314

do you enjoy LARPing? Or do you actually believe this kind of nonsensical shit will pump the price more than a millionth of a penny?

I've seen posts similar to yours every day for the last three months. And nothing has ever come of them. I'm going to make my projections based on the available statistics. You are a lying shithead.

>>5044314
Give me a time buddy. A time. I swear I will go from zero to general the moment that news gets released. Help me brotha. Help me join the army.

>>5044390

1PM burger time.

>>5044357
>Naive Bayes
>no smoothing
i kek'd

>>5044311
What if I shat rainbows and gumdrops were made of dreams? I can make up shit too.

>>5044314
For what point are you larping.

>>5044397
what's burger time? Is that when the german's go on lunch break from their 9 to 5s?
help me out here, anon

I'm a 10k linky, got in below ICO, but this shit is never going to even to out moon doge.

>>5044397

Sergey's announcements are made in the slack. Why would he tell some partner the time at which he is going to make an announcement in a slack channel? Fucking kek.

"1pm" what are timezones

>>5044115
AssBlaster 2: Blast harder.

>>5044115
Can confirm, my company also closely works with Sergey.
I can't say much due to NDA but it starts with Mc and ends in s.

>>5044498
i also work for this company and can confirm this isn't happening. screencap this

>>5044415
> zero heads in a sequence
> no aposterior decoding
> still believes the coin is fair
That is you

>>5044468
kek

>>5044397
ugh, give me a relative time. HOW MANY BONGS?

>>5044498

Ya I didn't want to give away the surprise, but Michelina's is one of the partners.

>>5043938
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>>5044227
>Pajeeta

>>5043938
>Try some day trading this morning
>All goes well until 11am
>Sell off all of my shares for one last huge flip before it plummets (It's been trending down for hours if not days)
>Whales decide to pump exactly then
>Miss the pump completely
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Thingken.jpg
>Sell BTC from liquidating LINK for ETH, send it over to GDAX
>GDAX price for ETH is much higher than Binance so arbitrage
>Desperately pray for ETH to go up again today
>Hours later, do some quick math, already down thousands of LINK
>Korea pumps finally
>Realize that my ETH gains made up for my LINK loss
>Slam that transfer button and go back to binance
>Buy up all of the LINK I can with only a 100 LINK loss
>I'm back aboard and not fucking selling again until I hear some fucking news

I need a towel, marines I'm sorry, I'll never jump off board.

>>5044105
sergey is that you?
youre gonna pull through right?
everything is gonna be just fine right?
we just gunna wait sweetheart

>>5044539
So why bother with this thread just to give up the larp for a joke?

hahahahaha. news. from the devs of chainlink? hahahahaha. hahahah. need to catch my breath. this is nxt and will never take off

>>5044530
>aposterior decoding
>aposterior
I think you're mixing up a priori and posterior. This tends to happen with people using words they don't actually know.

>>5044579
kek I had the same story yesterday. sold all my LINK trying to chase the LTC pump, LTC ended up plummeting one fucking minute after I bought and I found myself glued to the chart for the next half a day desperately trying to make my LINK back
managed to sell and buy back with 200 link more than I had at 1309 sats just before link pumped up
trying to swing/daytrade link is the most stressful thing in the world.

>>5044848
oh man you missed it :(
Thousands of links were gained from the ltc moon

>>5044677

The joke was a joke...

>>5043938
can someone explain this

This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

>>5044923
no, it's a surprise! :D

>>5044923
where you find this bro

>>5044962
https://create.smartcontract.com/

>>5044923
also this is a really beautiful looking format for what they are working on. makes you want to use this thing right now

>>5044923
explain for brainlet that is this good or bad thing?

>>5045033
sell

>>5045033
Buy

>>5044532
6pm at the earliest assuming it's East Coast Time. Later if not but only by a couple of hours.

>>5044923
That isn't the mainnet. It's the testnet and it's funded with ETH not Link.

It's literally nothing.

>>5045156
you must be thinking its december 2018. no announcements until end of year 2018, not 2017.

>>5045174
go to create.smartcontract.com/
it's not on testnet domain

>Still investing in LINK

why do you guys want to stay poor forever?

>>5044814
K man.
"A posteriori" decoding. You happy now?

>>5044498
>starts with Mc and ends in s.

Holy shit, MCSPANKY'S CONFIRMED

>>5045198
You realize how bearish the main net not requiring Link is don't you? If that is the main net then it's a giant sell signal.

Might be pumping chain link tomorrow boys, stay updated! Pump group.

https://discord.gg/7mEtuww

>>5045200
who knows... maybe we're already happy? Are you happy, anon?

>>5045033
Hold

>>5045232
>MCSPANKY'S
hmmm, what's that? Sexy bsdm token? Or anti-IOTA bacon coink oink?

>>5045233
ye, this one clearly says chainlink however at the end of the input there's ETH

>>5045292
If you listened to Sergeys talk about Devcon he calls oracles Chainlinks.

It literally means oracle funding required.

>>5045344
makes sense, so it means that im paying for oracle in eth and receive chainlinks? wot

have you created the account on the website?

Link platform or chain link?

>>5045033
squeeze

>>5045218
:^)

>>5045382
yes, it means plebs will deal with ETH, while the rich kids will have fun playing with linkies

>>5045233
>>5044923
Creating a contract doesn't require LINK. This was settled in Slack a few weeks ago. Apparently LINK is paid to the operators differently. I always thought LINK is paid right when the contract is made. No clue how it works.

>>5045536
IMO they should just change it to a dividend token.

>>5045536
So where the fuck does Link is come in?

>>5045586
>Ways to get fucked over by the SEC in 6 easy seconds

>>5045660
They're already getting fucked over by the SEC. The SEC is classifying all ICO tokens as securities now whether they're utility tokens or dividend tokens or whatever.
If people are buying them as an investment they're securities. That's why they can't approach exchanges. Dev teams aren't allowed to promote the trading of these things on the market.

>>5045660
>>5045586
LINKs are apparently bidded by the node operators. There's an interview Sergey does with some guy on google. He says the node operators are going to big institutions and not random people with a server beside their bed so I don't know how its going to work

>>5045772
The SEC literally came out with a statement a few days ago saying that all ICOs aren't securities and that it's only a security if it's structured as such to constitute a security.

So basically yes changing the model would fuck them over.

>>5045772
Nice LARP. Rory already confirmed they are classified as an Utility and not a Security. Stop blowing shit out of ur ass

Hey! Just wanted to invite you to a new pump group I found, they are doing things a little different than these other scam server. They have so many things that make it as fair as possible for you as the member. The way this one works is the admins don't even know what coin is gonna be pumped. That way they can't pre pump it and dump on members. The people vote for what coin they want pumped and a bot randomly picks from the top 5 coins. They will also be sharing signals from basically all the paid signal groups, for example PBC and Asian Whales. You have to check it out, here is the invite link !!! https://discord.gg/PkDdch5

i am a no coiner, how does one go about purchasing this link ?

>>5045772
this for reals, they cant approach exchanges?

>>5044115
Fucking stop playing with my emotions. I bought in at 40 cents months ago. You're just like the others with your lies. :'(

>>5045838
etherdelta or binnance. or just call sergey hes easy to get a hold of

>>5045838
1)Buy ETH on Coinbase
2)Send ETH to Binance to purchase LINK

I work for a dildo company, we're all in on Link! Our dildos will link to your router and write the perceived strength of your anal orgasms (1-10) onto the blockchain! It's gonna be off the hook! Prepare your anus!

i sold my link, bought req, i'm this close to recover the money i lost on that fucking piece of shit. thanks req

My dad is Sergey, my brother is Rory, Chainlink was named after the family dog. Smart is what i am and contracts are what i had with all my hoes. Chainlink $21.46 by EOY. Oh yea, expect news tomorrow about receiving news Friday.

slay

>>5045890
The day will come eventually. But it is not this week as much as I would like it to be. Sitting on a big stack myself but these larp threads are pointless.

>>5045905
>>5045900
thank you.
im thinking of starting off with 110$ in link, or should i do 50$ in link, 30 in bit and eth ?

>>5044939
He doesn't need his name up in lights, he just wants to eat Big Macs and get high as a kite. He feels so unlike everybody else, alone in spite of the fact some investors want to know 'em. Fuck em. He knows the code. It's all about the calories and blowing his load

>>5045930
A shopping cart costs 70 to 400 dollars, so you're bullish as fuck. I'd be happy with $70 LINK.

>>5046014
All-in my boy. Join us in experiencing the pain and eventually the pleasure of being a LINK holder.

>>5045492
>>5045382
>>5045344
Wat
I thought you paid the node operators in Link to access the data, the contract itself can be in eth, btc, hyperledger or whatever
But you still need to pay the node operator in LINK to access the data, like a transaction fee if you wish

mods ban discord links gosh dernit

>>5046217
That's not how it works apparently. Ask Thomas or Rory.

>>5046217
This is correct.

>>5046248
>no
>>5046252
>yes
the absolute state of /biz/

>>5046274
I asked that question in Slack. I asked if they will change the payment method to LINK once the network goes up. The answer was no.

>>5046122
Mexicans in my (poor) neighborhood push shopping carts to and from their houses all the time. Almost everyone who can't afford a car does it and I've never heard the store complain. Occasionally they'll have trucks come around looking for carts but this had made me totally rethink the situation.

>>5044227
>pajeeta

>>5046248
>>5046303
Then what does the token do?

Post screen of the explanation please, easier than try and explain it yourself

>>5046422
just go read the reditt damn it

>>5044579
have fun with all of those taxes, each trade is a taxable event famalam

>>5046303
The funding portion you are seeing now is for payment of the contract upon execution, IE give Bill 20 eth if the sun shines tomorrow.

I would imagine that node payment would be behind the scenes, likely fundable from the contract payment itself. When you buy a property you don't pay the people that verify the interest rate directly...

>>5046457
Only if I'm good and make capital gains on the trade anon. I'm bleeding money right now, so I can report them but they can't charge taxes on gains that never existed. Either way it sucks.

>>5046457
>each trade is a taxable event famalam
the absolute state of burger laws
>muuuh freedom

I would not want to hold bags with anyone else but you fags! We are gonna make it boys!

>>5046446
>>5046488
Reddit literally quotes the whitepaper and its exactly what I said

Do you like pump and dump group that arent scams? Come check out this new Discord!
https://discord.gg/PkDdch5

>>5046488
The funding would be done in the smart contract itself rather than the Chainlink. Chainlink doesn't do the payouts for the contract it just verifies the conditions are met.

While this may have been a larp thread I actually learned they changed how Link is used. I'm not sure what it means.

>>5046488
That is correct. You pay for the contract. The node operator has to pay for API services in order to feed data onto the blockchain. In order to compensate the node operator for this, they are paid in LINK.

>>5046083
Kek

>>5046672
>>5046672
Holy shit it just clicked. I finally get it. They've created an economy that will have link node operators fighting for LINKs. This will drive the price up as their taken off the market. This is Sergey's vision. I see it. Boys, ready the lambos.

>>5044227

Fucking gold

>>5044115
Please God. Please. Please be real. I need this.

>>5046776
Where's the original where he's wearing those aviator glasses?

>>5047787
Don't get your hopes up. You have people like assblaster on here.

They also said no news before the main net.

>>5044115
guise what could it hit tomorrow if this is true? $1?

>>5046776
100$ link here we come

>>5046776
mmhmm

I remember my first clicking moment. Felt real good, nigga.

>>5046776
Exactly. It's a pretty damn smart system. A very nice game theory solution.

>>5044115
yooooo assblaster waddup

>>5047947

Now you get it.

Most LINK will never see the open market. It's being hoarded by the initial partners as we speak. As soon as word of one partnership leaks, every other partner will start scrambling to buy up any LINK left on the order books before it reaches its real value.

You will never see LINK below $1 soon pajeets.

>>5044115
big if huge if not false

>>5044115
Can you at least wait till Fri when I get paid?

How do I buy LINK?
I'm still getting into cryptos.
Right now I only have a coinbase account.
I want to become like some guy I know who invested 20K into ETH and is a millionaire now.
What do, what, coin, need gains.

>>5043938
So, anyone think sergey is already here on biz reading the shitposts we write. Is this a way for him to interact with his biggest group of supporters?

>>5048185
Go to McDonalds

>>5044115
Sergey is that you? Whats your ldl at after eating all those bigmacs?

Why is it pumping? What the fuck happened?

>>5044115
my dad works at Nintendo as well anon

>>5048442
/biz/ is probably the ones pumping this shit to be honest
obvious p&d dont trust these faggos

>>5044579
>>5044848
Yeah I fucking hate day trading. I suck at it because too impatient and get overcome by fear. That's why now I just hodl and buy dips.

>>5045033
penis

>>5045586
BRAINLET

>>5045772
>The SEC is classifying all ICO tokens as securities now whether they're utility tokens or dividend tokens or whatever.
Bull fucking shit. Source, faggot. Oh that's right you have none.

>>5048968
gotta love how people try to FUD LINK because it's ERC20. well guess what, unlike most ERC20 tokens, it has ERC223 capabilities. So there.

Sold at 35000. Every fucking time

We moonin boys

>>5049049
shhh, youre using big kid terms..

I could be the last person on /biz/ holding LINK and I still wouldnt sell off. I'm not all in on it so i sleep easy but fuck selling this god send

WE MOONIN

>>5045028
"beautiful looking format"
LINKing really did a number on you didn't it..

THE MOON IS COMING BACK DOWN

FUCK

SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLLL

no need to hold when im pumping shitcoins to the max with my boys. join up

https://discord.gg/3nzKuQ

>>5050277
mods please ban this shit already I mean what the fuck it SO FUCKING ANNOYING

Link is a Hilldawg coin. All Drumpfers better get out before I make you.

>>5046608
can someone read this for me and reply to the post and tell me what it means