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GREASY HOGS BROS

Today I will buy an option

Thread is off to a great start

>Cock-spammer is back
This is very bearish
We red tomorrow

FUCK YA SIGA NIGAS

Repostin because of bamp limit
>>50415750
SIGA is not low volume. That thing is pushing millions of shares around each day. Something 200K and above probably wouldn't be crowded, but really low volume stuff (I'm talking 10-50K daily volume) can get bad if too many people jump on it.
>Captcha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ARE SO FUCKED

So I take it that /smg/ is about to be rendered unusable for the next 12 hours.

>penis poster doesn't realize i wasn't bluffing

i may never know what will happen to you, but I have taken the actions that will lead to your demise. someone like you must be hiding something nefarious on their computer. it doesn't matter what you do with your hard drives, they have the records of you receiving those data packets.

SLIMEY HOGS FOR THIRSTY BROS

>>50415876
https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypix/clinicians/obtaining-tecovirimat.html

This is bullish as fuck.

all poopy ponies are welcome to /smg/!

>>50415901
I only Jersey off to Russian prone bone on xvideos. Dumb faggot

>>50415821
Shouldn't the Janny be asleep by now?

>>50415939
Janny went to bed 20 mins ago. He spends every waking second here. Ill post a random cock every now and then and it gets instantly wiped. He has no life and no money

>>50415838
>>50415868
>>50415903
>>50415918

>>50415917
Honestly? I'd rather bronies raid /smg/ over cockposting and puppy mutilation. At least the mares are kind of cute.

>>50415973
that dog is me watching rocker explaining his mental health problems

>>50415918
>>50415901
>>50415973

This is no time to be fighting amongst ourselves. We must unite to stop a more wicked evil.

Now that we have confirmed that the janny is asleep.

What do we do about our Janny problem? Is there some sort of solution that will bring about a finality to his tyranny? How do we unmask this most unscrupulous individual?

Guess the jannies are awake

>>50415973
Aaaaaaand that's a new fucking low dude.
Even the monkey torture wasn't as bad as this puppy mutilation shit.
Fuck you and go to hell, cock-spamming has nothing on this fucking shit.

>>50415994
oh shit did I just catch a ban for that?

>>50416002
Let's discuss this at a later date

QUICK TALK ABOUT STOCKS

SAVE YOURSELF FOOLS

Errr.. err.. so these mutant fish are doing quite well

>>50415909
kek, the only thing bearish for SIGA is it getting bought out at this point

Buy GME losers, this is the only way to make it

>>50416026
>0% this month
Nice pick bro

Anyways.... Weat and NatGas are going back up.
In case of apocalyptic food / energy crysis where can we expect the value to go up to?

>>50415909
>>50416037
also munkey pox cases are correlated with the price and commercial testing goes live tomorrow IIRC. SIGA to $1000 EOY

>>50416051
/NG would easily go back over 9

radioactive green week, the chip act will pass, pelosi nvda shares confirms it

Holy shit, cocks and puppy torture... wtf is this thread?

>>50416050
if you are suggesting the stock isn't volatile enough for you then you are wrong

>>50416075
I hope they can delay it until my funds hit my brokerage for some soxl ccalls

Sad ain't it that most americans don't have least 1000 stuffed in the bank nor any retirement at all..Any unplanned event causes them to shat their pants. Makes you wonder don't it.

>>50415531
>I'm not affiliated with any government agency, and any further accusations will just anger me.

I know.
you are just a drunk janitor from Michigan. You're not anywhere near good enough for the agency

>>50416060
Cases are leveling off though. And Moderna is working on their own treatment. Not sure SIGA will live up to the hype. Think I’ll short when it hits around $17.

>>50416135
>heem everyone even myself
Many such cases!

how can i short jannies? my thesis is that they'll have to get a real job with the upcoming recession.

>>50416041
If we just held waiting for MOASS (implying that is likely at this point) we would miss out on about a dozen different opportunities.

ITS TIME FOR SOME SEXY CHILDREN!!!

>>50416060
>$1000 EOY
This would be life changing for me, so I doubt it.

Ok I'm sick of the SIGA fud. Based on the current price d SIGA there is not one person in this thread that is underwater on their shares. It's just SIGA short sellers that are whining. If you need any more DD on why SIGA is going to 100+ watch this.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=swuds0FeoI4&feature=share

>>50416159
it would be way cheaper for moderna to buy siga, I need a source on that
>leveling off
nope, Europe has reached testing capacity, US raised testing by a little and cases 2x in under 72 hours

>>50416168
Now this i can get behind

>>50416116
you're really bagholding that garbage, aren't you

kek

>>50416159
Cases are not leveling off.
Moderna is working on another kill shot tailored for monkebumps, not an antiviral. Their CoVid shot totally stopped CoVid amirite?

>>50416199
It seems I'm not alone. Only Cathy Woods sold.

/leanhogs/ bros... Greener pastures ahead.

>>50416228
I wish you luck with that stock. I hope it makes you someday.

I SAID ITS FUCKING SEXY CHILDREN TIME, YOU RETARDED TRANNY JANNY

GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING TROGLODYTE SKULL THAT IT IS NOW FUCKING TIME FOR SOME SEXY ASS LITTLE GIRLS!!!

BIG COCKS FOR BIG BROS

>>50415840
My P/L statement thanks you.

>>50416260

>>50416178
if any of you who buy these meme stocks actually make it, please document it. i would really like to know what a neet does with even 1 million dollars. like a 30 for 30 on how long it takes a GMEtard to lose it all. and all his friends from discord talking with voicechangers etc how he blew it all on gatcha and figurines.

GME>SIGA

>>50416254
I just can't get myself to sell it because everytime I buy salmon (I somehow like salmon once in a while) I think to myself "I wish I could buy a salmon that is not poisoned" because I have a little bit of an obsession with healthy food when I'm not living out my drug and alcohol addiction

>>50416253
>nearly all commodities up
>crude down
Can't wait for Mumu cope on monday open.

>>50416253
>Crude Oil WTI: -3.49%
I am once again pleading with financial information sources to unfuck their shit when contract months roll over.

>>50416297
>>50416307

>>50416277
Checked, and I've been thinking hard about it for the last two years. Probably a shitload of land and a fortified home with enough livestock and crops to be self sufficient with a nice well and solar panels installed. Then roll a sizeable chunk into dividend bearing investments/enough ETH to stake/other forms of passive income so I never ever have to work again. Then hire someone in cybersecurity to design my network with me implementing it and learning how it all works along the way so I can shitpost eternal and dodge bans like SIGA holders dodge balls to their chin while sucking and fucking their way to higher case numbers. It'll be really boring. Will be hilarious watching actual retards blow it all on funkopops and zestimates in crowded cities before being pulled from their vehicles with GME-themed vanity plates and beaten to death in the inevitable and long-coming downfall of modern society.

>>50416269
But anon, I am also selling option

>>50416277
Has anyone on /smg/ ever actually made it? I know there's a few millionaires that lurk, but I've never seen any anon with over 2 mil.

>>50416371
>1m
>not already make it money

>>50416382
>1m
>making it
Lol. In this fucking market? With this inflation?

>>50416277
I’m not a NEET. I have the standard American dream story. Raised poor in a trailer park by a single dad. Never finished college. Now I have a house, wife, 2 kids, etc.
Hitting big would allow me so much more time with my family and that would be life changing.
I’ve turned $78 in to $8,000 and $500 in to $9,000. I’m using real money now. If I go in, I’m at least dropping a few grand. You gotta risk it for the biscuit. I have a good base of ETFs. I can survive if I lose $10,000.

>>50415840
Why in the fuck would you WANT to lose money?
Also, call or put? What ticker?

Monky Pox will not be declared a pandemic. Sorry SIGA sissies.

>>50416400
Checked, but 1 mil in cash can go a long way if you invest it well and continue working while it works for you. That’s my plan anyway.

Well, my trip to KFC was even more depressing than expected... In addition to my pathetic loneliness, the guy behind the counter was I think an honest-to-god retard there on some kind of work program. Friendly guy, but I had to confirm every bit of my order several times, and then he tried to give me half a pound of napkins...

Might be time to start shorting YUM

>>50416422
You don’t understand the play if that’s what you think we’re holding for.

>>50416382
Depends on your standard of living, whether your house is paid off, getting the annual stable growth less inflation to be enough to live off of, etc.

>>50416371
There’s a grand total of 2 or 3 that I’ve ever seen.
I don’t even recall if SOXL_shill had actually cracked 1m. I think his SOXL shenanigans may have just been fun money.

>>50416435
Enjoy your chicken, anon. Don’t be lonely. You have us.

>>50416435
But that's KFC, anon!

>>50416435
For me it’s the jack harlow meal

and crude is green
just accept the high energy costs global citizens its all part of the energy transition...

>>50416470
I had a chicken sandwich it was good. I like their fries a lot too, though my drink was a little heavy on the syrup.
>>50416472
Uh ok
>>50416481
I have no idea who that is

>>50416488
Still back down to double digits tho

>>50416488
The fair value of crude is one (1) share of SPY.

>>50416435
Hell maybe the dude was half asleep or on drugs?. I know working late in a place like that with hardly nothing happening has got to be boring as hell. At the dairy queen back in my school years they used to use the large walk in freezer as a fuck spot.. Hell late at night, bored, wtf else are you to do?

>>50416489
I will be investing in Yum! Brands, however, because it sounds like they make tasty food

Realistically nobody here actually thinks SIGA will be over $30 by EOY right?

>>50416507
No, you can tell by the way someone people string together words that they aren't all there. I guess he could have been on drugs, too. It wasn't boredom though, the place was kind of busy... it's only 8 PM here.
>>50416510
That's a good option too. The food is tasty. A KFC chicken sandwich is actually the cheapest fast food meal around here

>>50416489
Proper syrup ratios are important.

Brazil bros you got in BRZU under 60 and riding the wave until elections?

>>50416326
seems like just codifying your isolation with money. ppl out there don't like outsiders buying shit up. especially if they find out how you made it. and youll by design never see anyone.

>>50416516
> 6 billion in sales or 6 million treatments. At at 73% margin = 4.5 billion in earnings. Stick on a 15x pe ratio that puts us at a 65 billion dollar valuation or $975 per share
I don’t think it in my core. But it is not impossible.

>>50416510
>He doesn't know about KFC's new 100% discount on fried chicken
Yikes NGMI anon.

>>50416539
There’s hardly any stocks worth that much a share. If Tesla and Apple aren’t worth that much I don’t think some pill company nobody has heard it should be.

>>50416539
>6 gorillion treatments
Kek

>>50416516
it's like 2 bag holders shilling

SOXL predictions for the rest of the year? I'm thinking.... $50

>>50416594
I agree. $50 (post split).

>>50416594
>ancient fucking timestamp
>Nigel
Boogie?

>>50416575
>What are stock splits?
Are you new bro? All that matters is mcap.

>>50416594
50 sounds about right after 2 reverse splits

>>50416548
Shoplifting is literally legal in commiefornia now.
You’re going to see a lot more videos like that one coming out.

>>50416594
How does one US dollar sound?

>nasdaq did at best a 2x between 1974 and 1991
>nasdaq did a a 10x from 1991 to 2000
>nasdaq did 12x or so from 2009 to 2021
>nasdaq went from 2002 post dotcom bottom only to return to it in 2009
>it took 2 years to bottom dotcom bubble

Imagine thinking there is any easy recovery here. We are probably only 20 percent to the real bottom. What do you think will save your gains? More money printing? All that deficit spending between 2009 and 2021 compared to 1991 and 2000 and it doesnt even 2x the dotcom bubble. Nikkei 225 is the future of index funds.

>>50416588
Dude 1% of the population is 60million. 6 million people requiring treatment is not far fetched with the current trajectory.

>>50416632
Jan 19 2024 $1 Puts for SOXL go for about $0.10 right now. Extremely affordable.

What's the best play to profit off energy shortages in the europe this winter? GUSH?

>>50416686
PRICED IN :^)
But seriously, even CORN is doing better than expected and the etf has dipped. It's hard to say.

MELTUP

>>50416575
bruh the MC would still be less than moderna's current MC at 1000 PPR.

the absolute state of siga fudders

>>50416167
GME is outperforming basically everything YTD, there are no other opportunities. Buy GME or stay poor

>>50416728
>>50416167
MOASS is a meme.
But seems more likely to me is that hedgies and investment banks are being memers and using it as a sort of "stable asset" for themselves while they shit on everything else in market. Then they exit it, buy everything else, and tank GME
Not sure how likely that would be though

>>50416722
He doesn’t know what any of that means. Probably a passerby.

>>50416642
Burry said we were halfway there when the S&P 500 bottomed out a couple of weeks ago. That would make the bottom 2800-3000. So I would agree with him that we’re 50% to the real bottom

>>50416728
I have one share of GME since last year. I'm waiting the meme moass. To be honest, it will never happen, but after split it will go back to 100$ again.

>>50416537
Obviously, just make their lives appreciably better to compensate for that fact, and I literally never intend on leaving my property for any reason once it's all said and done. Besides, the locations I've already staked out for purchase are long dead and there's nobody else around to begin with. It'll cost a fortune trucking all the supplies in and paying for/creating temporary lodging for the necessary workers but it'll be worth it. If there wasn't a single soul besides mine and my families for a hundred miles in any direction I would be content.

>>50416179
Holy cow, that video blew my mind. Great SIGA dd.

>>50416728
SQQQ is up 79%

>>50416757
money printing will continue until the midterms, so I except that bottom will probably hit by january 2023

>>50416757
>That would make the bottom 2800-3000. So I would agree with him that we’re 50% to the real bottom
If you're an optimist.

Real bottom is 2200 or lower.

Short signal indicated on SIGA.

>>50416782
Money printing won’t do shit for dick when the Kremlin announces Nord Stream 1 is permanently shut down this week

>>50416823
based on what

>>50416728
>>50416777
>GME ytd: -4.55%
>OXY ytd: 102.52%

ssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppp

>>50416769
Hmmm. Well whatever does it for you i guess. It's better than buying a bunch of useless shift like cars and fancy clothes.

>>50416728
>GME is outperforming basically everything YTD
Not SIGA lmao. Buy SIGA or stay poor

6.45 hours until I get up to wage tomorrow

>>50416856
SIGA is not your make it ticket you fucking incel.

>>50416893
>uses incel unironically
>mad about GME trash talking
Yeah, I'm thinking its time you go back

>>50416893
What’s your pick ?

>>50416874
INSANITY

>>50416630
BUY NONE GET ALL FREE
Now at your favorite retailers!
Every day we get a little closer to post-apartheid South Africa.
>>50416757
Nah the bottom is when the average company has a PE of Under 6 (Mean PE not weighted PE Ratio). That's when the market has priced in that companies have negative growth - right now the mean PE in the S&P 500 is just under 16, so we have around 63.5% left to fall before we hit the bottom.
If you want to be a bit less pessimistic we have about 50% to fall that would put an optimistic bottom at ~1930 and a pessimistic bottom at
~1450.

Looking forward to a bunch of schizo bears coming out to scream and shit up the thread about how they were right about SIGA when SIGA goes from $35 to $25 in a few weeks before continuing to run up.

>>50416893
>SIGA sisters BTFOing GME predditors

so is the fed controlling the monetary policy or is there someone else behind the scenes pulling the strings? like klaus schwab?

>>50416915
DCA into leveraged ETFs like SOXL and TQQQ

>>50416965
Comedy gold

>>50416893
>>50416965
NO FUCKEN WAY
MY SIDES HOLY SHIT

>>50416893

>>50416980
>>50416965
We like to have fun here
Don't forget to do TA!

>>50416965
Kek baggot

>>50416965
DCA into UVXY, it will moon eventually

>>50416893
You can't stop GAY SEX.

>>50417084
>>50417035
>>50416980
Memes aside, SOMEONE is holding shares. How do funds profit from something like that, that keeps bleeding money? Does IMF and option writing (to hedge) seriously cover their losses?
Eg, it's absolutely not viable to go long 100 shares for multiple sessions and write contracts is it

The S*GA chart the most bullish looking I've ever seen. kek.

i hold VOO and only VOO

>>50417125
Everybody on StockTwits is bearish and showing the opposite. ???

>>50417144
>this is your average SIGA bear

>>50416965
Based

>>50416075
Any idea when the CHIPS act is supposed to go for vote? If it can wait until next week it'll coincide with the fomc dip to be able to buy in at a strong low

S*GA wants $20. Very possible by eow.

>>50417123
Funds profit by holding long AND short positions and charging fees to their clients. The real money maker is to be able to play both sides and massively lever up so those tiny tiny guaranteed profits become way larger. Just, spend more money hedging so you don't become another Long Term Capital Management.

>>50416965
Are you doing that in a Roth?

>>50416406
I turned 40 last year and made a decision to quit my stressful, high-paying career for a chance to spend more time with my kids. I have 6, 4 and 1 yos. Was only seeing them maybe 2 hrs a day on weekdays and was always exhausted a stressed. Then the weekends were a blur. It dawned on me that I didn't really remember much of my middle child's growth from 6mo to 2yr. So I quit. Took a couple months off doing nothing then started trading options full-time in Nov. Actually made a great amount of money wasn't looking for a real job. Then an former client called and I'm working from home for him making not quite as great money as before but almost no stress and spend so much more time with my kids. You only get this time in their lives once. Don't miss it bro.

>>50416782

>money printing

Money supply is not just not growing, but is actually contracting significantly enough to drag gold down. Gold is just responding to this because the Fed and Treasury seem truly intent on sacrificing weebs and yurocucks and saving the dollar.

This is about as bearish as it gets. You've got until the next M2 release until the stock market figures out what gold and oil already have.

>>50417183
this tuesday
https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-senate-eyes-vote-soon-tuesday-china-chip-competition-bill-source-2022-07-14/

>>50416924
I hate niggers so much bros

WHEN WILL NASDAQ GO UNDER 11.2K AGAIN? I GOT PRICED OUT WHEN I GOT MARGIN CALLED AT 11.7 AND DUMPED MORE SO HAD TO SELL

SQQQ bros… we’re going to lose so much money tomorrow…

bull bros!! bobos shakin in his boots !

>>50417262
Thanks. Worth a few grand if say

i'm in oklahoma, what a shithole. at least the futures are looking decent.

Speaking of GME shizos, if something interesting IS going to happen with it the split would likely cause it.
I'm not saying to dump every paycheck into it or anything, but it seems to me like there's no argument against not having some small amount like 10 shares "just in case".
I entirely believe the stock is as fucked up as they claim, but I don't believe for a second (((they))) will allow anything to happen. I expect the price to remain at >$150 for as long as it takes for people to finally give up, be that in a day or 10 years.

>>50417375
based

>>50417380
cringe

>>50417375
stop reposting like redditor you are embarassing yourself

>>50417380
>there's no argument against not having some small amount like 10 shares "just in case"
Preservation of capital. If you don't know what it's going to do, why spend "only" $100? That's how you bleed money long term. Sit comfy with divvies and covered calls and be price neutral.

It would appear the cock poster has added more cocks to his collection, yeah I'm feeling comfy.
>>50417380
GME has the gay, they built an NFT website - and its shit, It's just a slow bleed over time as people sell out with large pumps when some redditors get paid and pump it up. That's it, if you can nail the timing on the pumps its profitable, but if you intend to just hold it long term you are going to be losing just like the rest of the market.

>dick posting back at it
ROCKER
FUCK YOU STUPID FAT FUCK

>>50417233
Checked, mason bro. I’m working on it. Turning 37 in September. If I can do it in 3 years. That would be awesome. I quit my job for a year to be with my son when he was born and 6 months for my daughter.
I’m doing well, but I’ve never put money 1st. I wish I had when I was younger. I never wanted “stuff” so as long as the bills were paid and I had savings, I figured I was good. I didn’t realize that what money truly buys is time. Not on the back end, but time with your loved ones. Or even just time for yourself when you need a day at the beach or in the woods.
I’m instilling this in my son everyday. I won’t let him make the same mistake I did. I’m glad you’re doing well. That’s pretty inspiring.

When will Rocker get WACO'd? I don't want to see dicks, post booba pls

>>50417130
i sold a bunch of VTI to buy alot of 3x shit a few weeks ago and so far its paying off.

>>50417130
Stay comfy and keep buyin, anon.

>>50417130
>>50417446
Redpill me on VOO

>>50417446
Very nice, bro. I hope you make it.

i hope you all enjoy the 2d girls i saved over the weekend. i will be sure to post them all for you this week!

>>50417130
ygmi

>>50417257
Gold is not naturally sitting at the price it's at, it's being manipulated by the fed to protect the dollar.

This will be the case for the foreseeable future until it is no longer a threat. Gold has zero chance. If it ever were to circumvent what they are doing and make it an attractive alternative to the dollar, they would just ban holding gold, and seize all your gold, like they did in the past.

>>50415821
>>50417414
is it over?

>>50417473
It’s the s&p500. It pays a small dividend and has historically increased in price over history. It compounds through Jewish magick and many have made it with this one simple trick over the course of a few decades.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50416777
Checked but none of you faggots were smart enough to short the market. We even told you it was gonna crash

>>50417282
Why though?

>>50416406
Gme is the stupidest investment I've ever heard and the only thing stupider than that is crypto.

When the Gme squeeze first started it was legit but as soon as they shut off the brokerages they took away the cookie jar and you are all retarded for not realizing that. The shit literally went from seven dollars to 800 and you dumbasses are all sitting there with your hands down your pants wondering when the squeeze will come. You deserve to lose everything.

>>50417579
I never bought GME bro. I wish I had lol. I had it in my watchlist @$4.

>>50417257
>next M2 release
When is that?

>>50417502
Don't you pay tax on dividends?
I haven't looked much into s&p500 and how dividends work, as I only been stacking easy 2 understand stocks.
I do see that tax brackets still apply to dividends? Is this the case with voo?

>>50416924
Bitfuck investor here, give me your bitfuck price prediction if the S&P hits 1930.

>>50417632
Not in a Roth IRA. VOO is a retirement vessel over the long term, not something you trade. I mean you can if you want, but SPY is better for that. Most people lose trading options on SPY though.

>>50417632
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
This link at the top of the thread should have some good information for you if long term is your goal. Good luck.

Should i sell SIGA covered calls for August at 20 or 22.50 strike? I got a fat stack that i almost lost selling July 15$ strikes

>>50417636
I’m hoping for 6k. That’s what I have a limit buy set for. I’ll consider under 8k though.

Bonds were being so cute until 10yr went to3.4 and everyone got scared.

>>50417445
i like stocks and options and bonds

>>50417556
>we
you are probably the most retarded pitiful crowd on the internet congratulations I reward you the golden end of the food chain

>>50417734
SIGA is a bad stock for options imo. 98k anon taught me a serious lesson vicariously. I’m just accumulating. But good luck if you decide to sell calls. Someone in here last month said they were making a killing off of them.

>>50417749
I agree that SIGA is bad for buying calls. Because of that though, selling calls is good. I put the premium right back into more SIGA shares and let it snowball

Listen you fuckers
Give me a stock to buy Monday morning that will get me rich by the end of the week

>>50417768
SIGA dipshit. Have u even been reading the thread

On Thursday ECB will decide on rate hikes and nordstream 1 should deliver gas again. Until then nothing happens, right?

So I realized I could apply for a CSC course which costs $1300 and takes 135-200h (the fucking exam is two sets of 100 questions with a 60% passing grade). But... I have no aspirations to be a financial advisor and selling a firms mutual funds. I dont want to work at a bank. I dont need it to do what I do now.

>>50417734
I look at stdev for upside and downside with sqrt(dte) to price my spreads. Or at least I will next round. Eg WMT has ideal theta at 33d, has an upside dev of 1.29%, you could probably sell a naked call at $145 strike for $39 premium and have a 90% success chance

SIGA is small and volatile. If youre selling calls, you shouldnt be naked. Most premium is ATM. Selling puts is most efficient - you get premium and accumulate shares worst case

>>50417626

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/releases/calendar?rid=21&y=2022

here u go

>>50417784
No I admittedly haven’t. I only come to this board to gaslight on lunc schizos
When is SIGA expected to moon or whatever the fuck

>>50417768
Choose wisely, anon.

>>50417828
2 more weeks :^)

>>50417828
How many LUNC do you have?

>>50417812
I have a SIGA stack I’m selling against. And great idea on selling puts

>>50417828
SIGA isn’t a moonshot play. It requires patience. It’s not SHIB.

>>50417828
at open

>>50417853
Lmao roasted

>>50417864
Impossible. Cramer is opening.

>>50417723
Thank you very lots famalambanbibo.
Here, have some of my favorite 2d milkers

>>50417857
Comparing an actual life saving product against a pajeet internet shitcoin. God damn this place is shit

>>50417871
Do you find it odd that a stock bearing the market 22x MTD hasn’t been mentioned in mainstream media ?

>>50417871
>he fell for the Cramer fud
lamo

>dax is still five digits
Fucking how

>>50416297
Brainlet here, why is wti going down bearish in this case?

>>50417894
Anon brought up crypto. I’m explaining to him that stocks don’t work that way. SIGA is a real company, with zero debt, that sells a product in high demand. It’s not going to 5000% in two weeks. Get your head out of your ass, I’m on your side.

>btc pumping
>futures barely moving
reeeee

>>50417901
What fud? Inverse Cramer is outperforming the market and Long Cramer strategies. Monday will probably shit violently. Doesnt mean SIGA is bad, itll probably be a good time to buy in, in fact.

>>50417898
No but why would it? Its still accumulating and cases are growing. I remember seeing Alcoa did fucking great during covid up like 120% or some bullshot

>>50417853
0. I don’t invest (newfag). But after lurking on this board for a few months I want to try my hand at investing stocks. I need few thousand dollars really badly.

>>50417970
Did you think the Cramer curse was a myth?

>>50417999
Nice trips
SPY below 350 by 10 am

>>50417985
I think the inverse Cramer trade is getting a bit crowded and to base a trade on him opening the bell tomorrow is retarded. Watch these fuckers pump it all week.

>>50417999
>>50418017
999 is the opposite of 666

>>50417992
Lol, you’re going to bet money and lose it when you desperately need it. You’re so fucked and you don’t even realize it. How old are you and how much money do you have to gamble?

>>50418021
According to Twitter hes opened twice previously (?) with very poor results before.

>>50417985
>No but why would it?
In the real world where shit isn’t manipulated, it would be mentioned. My point is that it hasn’t even started. 40% is a joke. This is going to grow exponentially over the next year. (((They))) will start covering it. That’s when the real run begins.

>>50417864
checked

>>50417768
Again, what would you actually buy with 1 million dollars? If you have debt or medical bills, that is understandable, but what would you, an anon wagie or neet with no investing knowledge, do with a million dollars.

>>50418063
I’m not that anon, but if it were me, I’d pay off my house and put the rest in the golden crab. I have everything I’ve ever wanted, really. All I need is more free time to play with my kids.

>>50418046
For me the disappointing bit is the lack of long dated options (eg jan 2024). Right now I have CMRX bags but Ill get both

>>50418086
>pay off my house
Silly, best capex is to rent yourself a cheap placd and lease your house to someone. Theyll end up paying 80% of your costs. In fact you could then use that home as leverage to get your actual home

>the very first phase of military conflict between greece and turkey has begun

>>50418039
>You’re so fucked and you don’t even realize it.
I haven’t even invested in anything dude. And if I do I’d only use money that I’m willing to lose.
>How old are you and how much money do you have to gamble?
Zoomer, I have 100 dollars to leverage for investing

>>50418063
I don’t need 1 mil and I probably won’t ever make 1 mil from stocks. I don’t invest like you retards I’m a wagie with not much to my name. I’d be grateful for just 20-30k in the best case scenario

>>50418113
I have children. I’m not living as a rentoid. Been there, done that. My house is my only debt. Due to SALT and owning in California, having a mortgage does jack shit for me. I’m paying this mother fucker off ASAP.

>>50418086
I think this is true of most westerners who have enough for a computer and aren't retarded and it is why I don't understand more diversity in picks, and just riding the memes. And if anons are lacking something it certainly isn't going to be fixed by the isolating experience of becoming rich in the most contemptable way possible.

If you get lucky on a meme stock and buy a bunch of trash meant for NFL players people will go from ignoring you to actively hating you.

>>50418128
>I have 100 dollars to leverage for investing
Go 10x when VIX bottoms out and ride out of poverty when pink wojaks get posted

>>50418063
Probably lose it all buying soxl.

>>50418150
Yeah vix finally broke solidly below 26. When it goes sub 20 I am loading up.

>>50418128
What would you do with 30k? I was a wagie in school and I knew a guy there who got 30k from the government for his unplanned kid or something, he and his girl were borrowing money from our manager 5 weeks later.

Again, what would you do with the money.

>>50418170
I don’t know. I have 89k in cash right now. It’s my rainy day fund. A mil is a whole different ballgame.

You can all SIGA on my nuts
(if you know what I mean)

How are the futures bros?

>>50418214
wait for "the bottom" and make a good long term portfolio

>>50418252
Good so far.

>>50418214
Not you the wagie. You have your shit figured out and just want a lil more cash for debt or a vacation or something, that's fine, like I said in my original reply.

With a mil you'd probably buy a vacation house or a fishing boat something normal like everyone else.

What I want to know is what a basement bound neet or a wagie who spends 90% of their disposable on steam and anime accessories would do with 1 million dollars.

>>50418252
we green nigga, bobo finna be heemed

sigas are homophobes

>>50418170
Store it and use some of it to move out and possibly start grad school. I consider myself pretty responsible with money.

>>50418253
>long term
I see people have stopped discussing sand

>>50418260
>With a mil you'd probably buy a vacation house or a fishing boat something normal like everyone else.
Negative. I wouldn’t buy anything material. I just want to stop working and spend more time with my kids. I’m not rich. I’m treading water.

>>50418278
Was that sandman serious about his sand play? How is it working out? Seemed like a way to get SAND MADNESS.

Also Im going through my phones notes. Found a list of stocks I wrote down in June 2020
>LSPD, dollar stores, baby supplies, CHWY, JWEL.TO, Couche-Tard, Loblaws, Magna International, RBC, Stantec, Reuters, telecoms, smart city tech, shipping, real estate, manulife

Not bad. I'd say about 70% of those did fairly well in the last 2 years. Too bad I bought a shitty streaming company instead and lost 2400$

>>50418327
>loblawls

what the fuck, superstore has a stock, and its doing amazing?

>>50418311
I have about 40 shares of HCMLY to have exposure to sand which is usually from aggregate companies. Saw at least two people go for SLCA and cmmg had good results on SALT. Still accumulating.
My biggest bags are 500 UUUU and 600 CMRX though

>>50418348
I assume pure play grocery stores have made a killing during the pandemic, and on rising food costs. Walmart for example has other shit and larger overheads

>>50418266
So why do you need a few thousand really badly? I just read that and it sounded like credit card debt from retarded spending in which case 1 million would just lead to 10 million in debt because people who can't handle a 1000 dollar limit cant handle anything higher any better. Student loan or medical debt is different. Retarded consumerism isn't.

>>50418372
Aldi will wipe grocery stores out pretty soon. Euro cost production basis, 150 new stores coming to the us, already cheapest before the euro shat the bed.

>>50418387
aldi literally doesn't sell real food of any kind. it's worse than walmart.

>>50418376
I added that for a sense of urgency/larp so anons could reply to me. IDK what to tell you.
Are you a SIGA holder?

What stocks should I invest that's related to marburg virus frens?

Latest video of GlowieRocker is about putting germans in their place. Can it get more obvious?

short anyone who accuses random anons of being glowniggers

>>50418456
Short your mom Rocker fanboy discordfag

>>50418400
In the US I really like the. Whole Cashews are $5 a lb.

>>50418423
Understandable, and definitely not. But I don't fight it either. It's just an uninteresting trade.

>>50418400
I'm sure that's what people said about walmart and places like 99 Applebee's and mcdonalds, as they chomped down on their you pick 2, selling out their restaurant small business owning neighbors for microwave tier shit so that you can drive from new york to miami and every fucking town has the same 3 cancerous restaurants and looks identical.

>>50418400
What's real food in US? Deep fried butter?

>>50418436
Forgot to post link
https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/ghana-confirms-two-cases-highly-infectious-marburg-virus-2022-07-17/

mmHmm ma futes doin a lil sumn sumn.......

>>50418479
for example, take a look at literally any of the ingredients on any of their food. it's all processed pasturized cultures bullshit. nothing is real food.

>btc fucking soaring
>futures meh
REEEEEE move you piece of shit

>>50418563
Futures are gonna drop like a rock aren't they?

>>50418755
Absolutely

>>50418436
moderna, these guys will probably be pumping out mrna vaccines for everything from now until human extinction

>futures
>pump at open
>dump into close
act accordingly bros

75bps still feels too low.

They need to raise it by 250bps at least, I've had enough of this clown world economy.

>>50418872
the bond market is already at 3%+, do you get that credit investors have already tightened financial conditions and the fed is just playing catch up? the main fuckery you should be worried about is if the fed goes past 3.5% and beyond 4%. then we are going to get obliterated

>>50418883
the fact that we're not getting a 100 bps hike after 9.1 inflation reading is proof that the fed is running out of steam for the hikes. They're not really doing anything but making trading a pain.

>>50418808

Yeah. And there is also zero risk of TQQQ ever getting liquidated. There really are risk free investments. Now all I need to do is sell my organs on the black market and go all in on globohomo stocks

There is zero chance of failure - right???

>>50418883
Why is 3.5 the magic no zone? That said when feds hike rakes by 75bp, that leaves long dated treasuries with only something like 50bp spread. My understanding being they are calling the fed bluff with rates going back down.

>>50417881

Where can I find a chunky asian milf

>>50418937
2x nasdaq is buy ans forget worthy. 3x has a good entry point with nasdaq down 30%+ ytd

>>50418946
well they said thats the "terminal rate" of 3.5-4.0%, where they want to eventually go. bond prices already went there, then started pricing in recession then easing of rates

why are futures poomping again
it makes no sense

wtf who's pumping the market

>>50418972

Still no such thing as a risk free investment

>>50418820
The pattern is basically similar each time. It bounces around trying to break upwards multiple times, then finally fails and gives up the goose. I see no reason it will be different this time.

>>50419022
The yield on treasuries is considered “the risk free rate” in finance.

>>50419014
The futures are pumping because dumbfuck permabulltards think 100 is not happening anymore.

Last time this happened they thought 75 is not happening.

predictions?

>>50419094
>market go in straight line for a while without dumping
>then dumps massively
>market go in straight line for a while without dumping
>then dumps massively
>market go in straight line for a while without dumping
>then dumps massively
>now we are in july and the market is going in a straight line for a while without dumping

So I bought a put with $17 strike price for $85 on pdbc as a mannarino inverse and it expired this past friday with pdbc at 16.95.
My question is, why is there a minus there? do I get my 100 shares on market open? did i actually lose? I've never traded an option ITM before.

>>50419043
>>50419121
Surely, THIS time is the bottom
Buy buy buy!

>>50419094
looks like an ascending triangle. it's bull time.

>>50419094
CHIPS act is going to be passed so we green for a week at least

Don't worry, bobo, I'm sure Jerome will be merciless with those rate hikes. After all, Jerome is known for his unyielding backbone. I still tremble when I think back to 2019...

>>50419274
lmao where is lil bobo btw?

>>50419274
>>50419281
>Mumus exuberant
The most bearish indicator. Second only to BYND going up and WSB being bullish.

>>50419338
there he is! we were looking for u bobo, glad youre here

>>50419338
Did your little stock market crash happen yet my little Michael j burry?

>>50419338
how adorable it's our little wolf of wall street bobo! how are those shorts doing big man? i hope you've made enough to move out of mommy and daddy's house by now like you promised!

>>50419360
>he doesn't know what's about to shoot him in the back of the head, twice

So uh why are we poomping?

>>50419513
anticipation of earnings i figured.

>>50419526
Earnings are gonna be shit, though

I'm buying MSM

>>50419360
no spx isn't at 1826 yet

Will we get a dump at open to get out of SQQQ? I’m scared Bobros…

>>50419555
>he doesnt know

>>50419513
Bear market's officially OVER

>>50419555
TSLA on wednesday...

>>50416017
STLA is a garbage company. I wonder who will buy them when they eventually go tits up? Some Chinese company?

>>50416400
Can’t even buy a middle class house for 1 million in Canada. Everyone with real estate is a “millionaire” now. Hopefully interest rate hikes change that.

>>50416435
>the guy behind the counter was I think an honest-to-god retard there on some kind of work program.
Bullish because they get to pay their retarded workers less than min wage.

>>50415821
>>50419913

I'm sick of cutting my double digit losses...
"long term investment" is just as unviable as day trading...

>>50416728
>Muh NFT technology
The short squeeze is over, it’s just a pump and dump shitcoin now. Please go back to your general.

>>50419143
help anyone?

>>50416924
Black Friday has devolved into mass shoplifting raids by the black community. Lol. Areas where this happen are going to go down the shitter, Starbucks pulling out and there’s been evidence other companies have been leaving because of this bullshit. It will be like Detroit michigan after the riots.

>>50418348
They are monopolies just like everything else in socialist Canada.

yeah..im thinkin we're back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUw6WKIrqmw
you know shitposts like these sometimes make me wonder what the internet would have been like through history
what would memes be likeduring the weimar republic? under napoleon? during the crusades? the decay and eventual fall of rome?

>>50419964
Only if there’s a lack of liquidity in the market and if it covers their liabilities.

>>50419714
more for me, paper hands

siga homophobes..

Collapseniggers btfo

>>50420064
>what would memes be likeduring the weimar republic? under napoleon? during the crusades? the decay and eventual fall of rome?
People took life serious back then, and didn’t think they lived in clownworls. No memes, just uprisings.

>>50420091
we have uprisings
like chaz

Suss market general

WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT DUMP YOU FUCK

>>50420064
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Go read the graffiti they found at Pompeii if you haven't already. People took things as seriously then as we do now. Nothing's changed.

OIL might break $100

DXY going down too

>>50420091
>People took life serious back then
No they didn't.

>Google just did a 94%
WHAT THE FUCK SELL SELL SELL SELL

Buy TSLA

Short TSLA

>>50415821
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>>50420113
Some uprising you guys had. Why aren’t your kings and queens hanged then?>>50420221
Because you say so?
Getting a bit off topic here though so if you want to discuss further.
>>/pol/

>>50417441
Thanks man. I also didn't take making money very seriously in my 20s. I could make a $20 bill go a long way. Then I finally found a woman worth the effort and I start striving just so we could enjoy life. Now I spend a lot of energy on money....not in qn unhealthy way, I just enjoy making money in whatever way I can. Good for you taking time off for your kids. That's a rarity in fathers. You're willing to make sacrifices for your kids and that is not the norm. More and more employers see the value in allowing remote work so it's not as difficult to find a work from home position.

About a month after I quit, q former work qssociate who I trained and is about 5 years younger than me had a huge family emergency. They have a 2 year old and the wife just got pregnqnt.....then she was diagnosed with stageb4 gluoblastoma.... if you know anything about that it's a death sentence. 2years is average. 5 is like the limit. It's been 9 months and she's doing well but who knows where it'll go from here. They had to terminate the pregnancy to try to save her. Just an unbelievable heartbreaking disaster for this young family. God bless you familybro

>>50417735
>>50417636
I think 13k is the bottom considering we will get probably 2 more rate hikes before things begin tyrning

>>50417970
BTC is actually a better gauge of what the following day will bring than futures which include overseas markets that have their own issues

>>50418048
Fucking newfag