/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50372899
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,155.290B, 96P = 22.451B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,207.121B, 97P = 22.754B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

heading to publix, what do you guys want for breakfast?

>>50372905
>Forgor

managed to get a pic of me and kenny the other day

>>50372918
a bullet in your head

Redpill me on the ETF thing, I think it was like TSLA turn into TSLQ and they can short it extra or some shit? I really don't get it, is it worth worrying over bc SS on reddit was freaking out over it

Good morning!
Still comfy
Still holding

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50372899
Checkies.

There is no way that AMC holder’s Reddit post history is real lmao

>>50372945
Easy there cowboy

>>50372968
No

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50372899
Checked! Comfy thread will commence now.

kek lummies

>>50372899
Checked opening dubs

>>50372927
>>Forgor
Forgor?

Maybe it's time for a buy order

>>50372943
Managed to file it

>>50372899
MOASS cancelled until Moday
WAGJCI

>>50372918
BEC on an everything bagel

Yeah im redeeming, Conen is supposed to run a needful and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck this rowdy sheeter. Im tired of his antics

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50372899
checkec

Pic VERY related, comfy womfy and Yil cringe needs to stop asap. Pic related very REAL and very ACCURATE, My face when you guys will say "Sneed... heh I got him" and then post 200 000 more anime pics and cringe ass yil memes

What does this mean?

I sure am comfy holding GME.

Will the split dividend cause MOASS? I have lost hope

>>50372899
checked

>>50372972
I'd die for that smile

>>50372918
You are a good man. Its been a privilege holding with you glorious bastards. Ignore the meltdownie.

>>50372918
Some sort of sausage egg and cheese bagel if they carry those.
>>50372943
Ahaaaaaaa

My expectations for today are shenanigans.

>>50372918
publix is as synthetic as Kenny's shorts

>>50373191
it's a copycat

I'm currently waiting for my second letter from CS which should arrive in about two weeks.
Will I still receive the splividend?

>>50373249
>>50373249
>>50373249


THREADED

COMFY WOMFY!! TEE-HEEE COMFY WOMFFYYYY

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

COMFY WOMFY!!!!!!!!!!! HAIII GUYSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HOLDING POSITIO IS SO COMFYYYYYYYYYY HEEHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH U WANNA TALK ABOUT THE ACTUAL STOCK?!!! SNEED FUCKING SNEED!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING SHILL OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG U ONLY SELL THE STOCK AT 3 MILION INSTEAD OF 4 MILION? FUCKING SHILL KILL URSELF ASAP!!! COMFY WOMFY TEEE-HEEEE... IM GONNA BUY SO MUCH ESTROGEN WHEN MOASS HAPPENS

>>50373180
I die.

>>50373073
Are you all bots....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

>What do you mean you're not Comfy?
>What do you mean you're not Womfy?
>What do you mean you don't like Yil?
>What do you mean "it got boring after 100 times"
>What do you mean "Talking about the actual stock"
>What do you mean "Making a post with no cringe ass anime girl in it"
>What do you mean by "Saying Sneed is cringe as fuck and nigger-tarded"

>>50373279
You're going to buy estrogen, cool. I'm gonna buy a penthouse and a lambo

>>50373279
Kek seethies

>>50373304
The banan poster from a months ago really hates comfy and yil posting.

>>50373269
SEMPAI!!! I HAVE SUMMONED RC

3 months of saying the split wouldn't happen
1 month of saying the split didn't happen
and now two weeks of what has been a barrage of "The split won't do anything / / it'll take years to shoot the price up / / the people who've been manipulating the price for the last 3 years just manipulated the price so that proves nothing will happen"

Should be interesting.

>>50373279
When I make it
>buy lifetime supply of onions
>pay for my wife to change her last name back to her maiden name
>buy her ex husband a house so he can raise her ex step kids
>create a fund to bring somali immigrants in montana
>donate 50% to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
>purchase one (1) lime green subaru outback

>>50372968
It's just more legal naked shorting, they need to buy shares to stuff the ETF, but once they have that they can basically naked short the contents of the ETF. It's not really the same as rehypothecation because they aren't borrowing the contents, they really are making new shares to circulate in the stock market. More risk being assumed by the settlement agent, DTCC. Blown up funds with unsettled deliveries are their responsibility. This play continues to be and has always been a squeeze on the DTCC itself.

>>50373324
Why don't you start talking about the stock instead of having a meltdown?

>>50373325

I'm going to buy my freedom from wage slavery.

>>50373324
WTF, THIS MEME IS SO TRANSPHOBIC. KKEK SEETHE!!! SNEED! KEKKKK U ARENT COMFY WOMFY?? WTFF SNEED U MAD SHILL TOP KEK!!!!! OH MY SHILL THE SHILLS ARE GOING CRAZY TODAY RIGHT GUYS??? OH WELL IDGAF.. IM COMFY WOMFY!!!! LOOK AT THIS CUTE ANIME GIRL TOO SHE IS JUST LIKE ME... SHE IS SOOO FUCKING CUTE HEH.... FUCKING SHILLS GET MAD AT HER I GUESS???? SNEED!!! SNEED!! KEK

>>50373333
I really like those digits.

>>50373362
It's too retarded to comprehend a consistent thought process

>>50373361
Oh okay thank you very much.

Casino open

>>50373370
post ass

>>50373279
this one is
broken

I'm worried about the "pump levels" bros :(
Yesterday's major "de-pumping" from $150 tells me we don't have enough

>>50373377
right back atcha

>50373073
Oh look the seething faggot who doesn't like the thread but comes to complain about the thread is back

Well guys Moass just happened, AWESOME SAUCE!

Hey Yill and Anime posters, Lets all Meet together at Mcdonalds and Enjoy these Comfy Womfy Yil Gains! Haha xD, Incase you didn't know, it's kind of an inside meme in our 4chan /gme/ general.. You wouldn't get it!!!!!!! HAHA KEK!!!! Ok.... So yeah 4chan /biz/ /gme/ /comfy//yil posters/ lets all MEET UP AND HAVE DINNER!!!!! OHHH YEAAA MOASS WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>PIC RELATED IS WHAWT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE ALL THE COMFY WOMFY & YIL POSTERS INTO MCDONALDS AND TAKE A PHOTO OF THEIR NGIGER ASSES

Post yils to make the banananigger seethe

>>50373428
I think it's lum

How many mental breakdowns has GME caused? I can think of 3
>Picklenigger
>Optionsfag that bet his sister's money
>Guy in this thread

>kek shillies

He seems quite upset. How sad.

>>50373428
IMAGINE BEING THIS RETARDED. I LIKE THE THREADS, I DONT LIKE THE YIL &COMFY WOMFY CRINGE ASS POSTS THAT INHABIT 40% OF THE THREAD, THESE ARE NOT THE SAME, RETARD. "SEETHE" CRINGE NIGGER YOU A CRIGGER

>>50373333
Checked quads of having to deal with retardation

>>50373377
Checked doubledubs of poor image posting choice

>>50373477
Checked dubs of I don't know what's worse

I just DRS'd some more

>>50373484
>does anyone want to talk about the infinity pool?

All they have left is the amc rug.

The shilling has been off the fucking charts.

>>50373477

>>50373494
Thanks for spamming in all caps. Jannies live that.

>this chart

What a waste of a Friday

I’m just going to go down to the 24 hour bowling alley, hit the breakfast buffet and try and get my average from 185 to 190 today and work on my wrist movement

I just pray the lanes haven’t been waxed up for too long

kek, you know it's a slow news day when the threads are anons fighting each other. hopefully the divvy next weeks spices things up.

Do any of you subscribe to Dump Theory by any chance?

>>50373484
You forgot Niggerfaggot

>>50373494
not feeling it pajeet, sometimes a "kek baggies" goes a long way

You idiots don't actually think the price per share could actually reach the trillions, do you? This is a billion-dollar stock at best. AT BEST.

>>50373532
i like bowling but it seems like it would be boring alone. do you have a membership with the alley?

>Open mouth breathing
So you're telling me
>Disgusting smell from not brushing your teeth
That when we post
>Remains of food in the corner of the mouth that look like shit
The comfy womfy posts
>Has to pause and catch his breath
Around 40 times every thread
>disgusting unwashed hair blocking face
That you don't like it
>has to adjust glasses
And think it's annoying?

>"Guys..... I think we found a shill here.."

>>50373484
>Optionsfag that bet his sister's money
Post screencap so I can mint it

very schizo first 10 minutes. she's not all out of dump yet, but she's beginning to run out.

>>50373544
Yeah I just took a massive stinky dump in the toilet at work.

>>50373556
Yeah $30 a month for all you can bowl during non-normie hours in a $300 money league with some randoms on Wednesday nights. Not bad that we are in 3rd place with 4 weeks left in the season

And it’s not really that boring, I just put the headphones in and usually fire up a podcast or listen to some smooth jazz.

>>50373559
Someone's upset

HELLO R/SUPERSTONK! I JUST FOUND A SHILL! HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED.

So I was posting on the GME general on 4chan... and This guy who actually wanted to talk about the stock Got really mad at me for posting Comfy Womfy anime And Yil 200 times every thread! BUT HE DOESN'T GET IT'S CRUICIAL FOR MOASS! So he started saying it's annoying and thats when I realized... IT'S A SHILL!!!!!!!!! I mean think about it... WHO WOULDN'T LOVE CUTE WHOLESOME ANIME GIRLS?!!? I KNOW I DO!!! THIS GUY MUST BE INSANE!!! I wonder how much Ken griffin is paying him huh? OH WELL!!!

That's all for today! REDDIT OUT!

>>50373559
Buck status
>Broken
Comfy status
>cactus enema
Mental status
>meds

>>50373544
What is it?

>>50373532
based and strikepilled anon, that’s about my average. I don’t like playing alone tho I can’t get into a smooth rhythm and I don’t like breaking a sweat when I play which I do when playing alone cause I just keep it moving. What’s your high? As for me, it’s 275

>he doesn't know about the filter

Pathetic showing by Ryan Cohen. Launching a jpg store without any partnerships.

For the fren who wanted a guts NFT I have begun working on it

So what are you guys doing tonight? I think I'm going to make a nice dinner and go to bed early and try and get a lot done on Saturday.

>SPY: goes red
>GME: DUMP
>SPY: goes green
>GME: DUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

kek baggorts

Does the chart look like someone fighting for life to anyone else?

Goodness gracious you’re a faggot

>>50373628
My highest ever was a 258 when I was in college at the Big XII tournament. Was absolutely crazy. We bounced the second round though because we ran into KSU and they were HOT that year. One of their team members took private lessons from Kyle Troup.

I like how niggerfaggot uses 6 images as avatars. Makes the filter so much easier

>>50373656
I concur. The desperation is immense.

>>50373649
>>50373640
>>50373638
>>50373634
>>50373633
>>50373628
>>50373616
>>50373610
>>50373597
>>50373584
Umm excuse me this is the GME-Sharia police... I cant help but notice that your thread didn't contain Atleast 2 lines of "COMFY WOMFY" And the mandatory of 1 "YIL" reference... along with the image of a Cute, Wholesome and succulent anime girl... You want Moass to happen don't you?... Yea... THats what I thought.... I'll let you off with a warning for now.. but make sure your next post has COMFY WOMFY and YIL and an WHOLESOME AND Cute anime girl like me, Pic related, I'm trans btw :3. So yeah. Have a great day

>>50373616
it's an day-trading strategy from the mid 2000s
but right now it's flashing a big red warning sign for GME
simply put - GME is all out of its "dump"
think of "dump" like gas in the tank of a car
if a car is out of gas, it won't move
if a stock is out of "dump", it won't fall lower
the volume on GME indicates dwindling "dump" for days now.

They're literally starting to dump the swap basket.

should've sold at 150 you gigantic fucking faggots

imagine believing fucking reddit while swingchads absolutely rape your parents

>>50373544
My charts showing we are almost finished

>>50372945
>>50373649
Still waiting on the rope you promised, Niggerfaggot

>>50373692
just like the moass

it's never coming

>>50373677
Hey, meltdownie, how about you talk about the stock instead of kvetching about people not talking about the stock?

>>50373689
I'm gonna be paying your mother for some sweet consensual sex soon Niggerfaggot.

>50373649
>50373073
>50373677
Either banan is niggerfaggot, or niggerfaggot decided to pick up banan's avatar and is using it to troll.

>>50373711
Håll käften bög jävel

OMG JAG ÄLSKAR NÄR DOM POSTAR ANIME TJEJER.. DOM ÄR SÅ JÄVLA SÖTAAA!!!! COMFY WOMFYYYYY

>>50372899
USEA bros

unironicly
all just because i bought more yesterday

oh christ i thought 135 was the titanium floor
what happened to that

Ryan
Ryan
Vafanculo

>>50373709
just like you

full of seethe

>>50373735
Someone's having a little tantrum! Löfven touch you in the naughty place?

>>50373724
>hasn't been here long enough to be able to identify my posting style
i wonder what happened to the pre-DOTR baggies that are long gone

you don't think... no, there's no way..
unless ......

>>50373724
Yep. Jannies got banananigger and the very next post is niggerfaggot seething.

>>50373757
>>50373757
>>50373757


THREADED!! IGNORE THE SHILLS AND TROLLS IN THE THREAD!!! THEY ARE JUST HATERS!! COMFY WOMFY AND YIL IS AWESOME

Question. Since prices update according to blocks of 100 shares, isn't it better now to wait till post split so we can pump up the price ourselves?

>>50373269
Hey Senpai, how about an announcement of an NFT with Wu-Tang for every share post-split? That will get the FOMO fomoing.
>and a club sub

The craziest part is that I love GME, i'm invested, and I believe in the future of GME. I just think it's so cringe that you guys continously post YIL and comfy womfy cringe ass memes like autistic little fucking faggots, I guarantee you are an X stack and you not gonna make it you dumb fucking faggots. call me a shill even though I probably own more shares than you pussies

man yesterday was fun ay boys. what say we power down the engines and refuel for the weekend, we can start Monday off with full tanks of pump and after pump blasters

>>50373771
Moass is starting before the split bro.

>>50373771
>hello fellow non-market manipulators

>>50373804
>I come into a thread a year late and try and change board culture because I dont like it so I have a shit fit and spam threads with dogshit because iam autistic and want the world my way

Is all you had to say now seethe more prick

>>50373804
It's almost like you hate the very thing that makes this such a safe play. "The cult" I don't know why anyone would be so bothered by it unless they were actually on the wrong side of the trade.

I just bought 5 more shares of GME.

Everything everyone in the thread shillies included lol let's go to /smg/ and shill
GMEQ Short ETF
Let's do it kek 24/7 starting now

>>50373852
I just sold 30 BBBY and bought 1 share of GME

I still kneel to you though

>>50373771
We're not the ones pumping the price, the price is near wholly artificial. The liability-side weight on SHF balance sheets and piling obligations at the DTCC and NSCC are the primary drivers of price action, price is an extremely lagging indicator of all that.

>>50373804
>I hold GME! Look at all the GME I'm holding! I just think you're cringe, don't you think you're cringe, and being associated with cringe is the worst thing in the world!
If you sincerely believe that then stop being a whiny faggot and sell, clearly remaining based and untainted by the cringe is far more important to you than earning money.
Go on, stop being a faggot and do it. After all it's only going to get worse once everyone who is here and cringe makes it and you've got to live, breath and seethe knowing they made it.

Which is more important to you; sneering down your nose or making money? Because I'm here for the latter personally and don't give a fuck about the former.

>>50373763
>reminder that you once again missed your swing opportunity because you were too busy sucking reddit's dick you gigantic retarded faggot

Btc +5%
Gme -0.50%

Kek what happened baggies nice moass hahahahahahahahaha

>>50372945
Good way to get your daily recommended iron

>>50373859
Thanks for baking. Looking forward to another fun-filled thread with the bros down at the /smg/ pub.

>Crab day
see you all next week

kek p_ythies

There’s still a GME general

>any day now

>SPY 1 minute candle 227k shares
>SPY +.070%
Lol I love OPEX.

anyone else get an email like this recently?? I've been banking with them for almost 10 years and this is the first time I've gotten an email about their private banking services. My current balance isn't that high and the only time it was even close to their requirements was 2 years ago.

Do they know I'm a holder and the squeeze is inevitable so this is their way of getting me to choose them in advance?

>offer ends 10/19/22
>MOASS confirmed before October 19th

Yeah im redeeming, Griffin is supposed to run a tight and coherent psy-op and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Griffin. Im tired of his antics

Kek crypto baggies

shills brigading the daily right now spreading their filthy shilly lies such as "wow so much selling before splivy"

no, shill, ken has a literal share printer which goes brrr and shorts the price and also an internalized scheme which can absorb buying pressure

It's doing that thing again

>>50373966
checked and kekked based coherant poster

>>50372972
>>50372996
>>50373004
>>50373028
>>50373160
WAGMI.

>>50373966
Checked.

>>50373984
THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF AMMOOOOOOO BROSSSSSSSSS

>>50373872
You haven't spent enough time in here to recognize their pattern, they've been saying this same thing for months now on a near daily basis to troll the threads. Before they created the niggerfaggot persona, they had other iterations of this. I highly doubt they do it for free just because of how consistently they've been trolling here and for how long they've been at it makes it slightly more palatable to think they're just a stock-basher getting paid for it, but on the otherhand there are also individuals out there with profound mental illness.

Feeling great about today! I think the shorts can Fucking cover and close another 3 million shares today no problem!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ooooooooooooooo
OoooooAaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOoooooooooo

>>50374026
you know you're a genuine cocksucker dunko

This is what shorts have been doing for 2 months and it just keeps shrinking.

where 140

>>50374016
I know. But each time you disprove one of their inane and faggy arguments they scamper off to find another one, at least for a few hours.
Eventually they(-ier bosses) are going to run out of new, fresh arguments to fall back on and they'll go back to just screeching autistically like yesterday.
Which is far more amusing.

>>50373804
I can't imagine how powerless you and your bosses must feel.

>>50374035
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>>50373984
I am shilling GMEQ to /smg/ with this line
I want them to fucking suffer

"Going all in on the new GMEQ Short ETF what could go wrong it literally cannot go tits up since GME is going to go to zero and delistedits FREE MONEY
Moass is fucking delusional"

Go to /smg/ and fucking spam
GMEQ ETF

>>50374047
right at the open

>>50374044
ANY DAY NOW BROS THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF AMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT JUST KEEPS HECKIN SHRINKING BROS

>>50374035
Only the wisest man sees crabbing as simultaneous mooning and crashing. AAAOOOOAAAOAOOOAA indeed.

>>50373924
AMC club is two doors down niggerman

>>50374048
>Gradually, I began to hate them

>>50374060
>>50374070
>my life be like
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50373872
>Oh you don't like when people are cringe? Well then sell your stock

Perfect logic there Einstein

kek what the fuck is this chart

>>50373494
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>>50373324
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>>50373263
>>50373073

Pissing in the ocean of piss.

>>50374060
aaaaas and ooooos are a fundmental property of the universe similar to that of electromagnetic wave perpetuation

Monday is the date of record for the dividend, dividend is distributed on the 22nd. Going to be looking for broker issues starting to pop up soon, any word from brokers struggling to get shares is a direct indicator of the DTCC's situation

>>50374101
Keck

>>50374016
Imagine getting paid to spread fud no one listens to or even cares about and damage control every step of their failures.
In a sense the shills are helping us bleed their pockets, however insignificant it is to daily cry and no one listening to them. Easy money for them and helping us too.
They're the epiphany of useless eaters

Ken...

It's literally over. Why try to dump. Why move to Miami. What's the point. We know what you're doing. You won't win. You just can't.

Sincerely,
anon

>>50374085
>Wasting energy on hating them
I don't even hate them, why bother wasting energy on something so pathetic?

>>50374111
>I don't like a thing! I'm not going to do anything to change it, I'm just going to screech autistically like a fog horn for months at a time
Like I said, if you care that much and cringe is worse for you than being a poorfag? Go for it.
If not? Shit your shitpipe for once instead of droning on and on.

>50374111
If you don't like the culture here then you should go to reddit nigger. I hear they're more inclusive there.

why didn't I sell at 150...

>>50374149
Best regards,
NM+MRkuh

I can't fucking do this anymore, I'm sorry guys. You're all right, I'm a shill. They pay me 5 dollars an hour to do this, I was hired on some weird Russian website, there is this subreddit for finding easy ways to make money online from your home, like doing surveys and stuff like that and this was one of them, I was given instructions and images to post, but this shit... is just wrong.. I don't even own any stocks or cryptos I don't know how to do that... I just can't fucking do this anymore.. I'm sorry guys

they have to get it down to below $100 before the split or they are finished

Sunday I'm seeding my fake resume with a fake college education fake experience and fake references out into the universe for a fake job with fake money
Looking to apply for a WFH project manager position one of my buddies said to list him as a reference and that he would cover me if I texted him before hand telling him what job I'm applying for wish me luck if I'm lucky I'll have multiple do-nothing jobs that pay 60k a year and I plan on using that money to sell close to the money GME puts

>>50374186
link me?

>50374186
Well, stop being a faggot, tip off SEC for the big market manipulation whistle blower pay out then throw it all into GME already.

>50374186

>>50374207
>options

>Be RC
>Want hedgies on ledgies
>Win stock vote
>Announce dividend (not a split)
>Announce order of priority for divi
>Launch marketplace
>Celebrate launch 18th July at close
>Giving unique code with every divi share
>code exchangeable for nft on marketplace
>DRS'd fags have bona-fide codes/ brokers not so much
>price of divi codes moons, not stonks
>the power of DRS
>Profit
>Ken Griffins last words
>Please sirs do not redeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem


If he walks among us he will Yil in next tweet.

>>50374248
>Doesn't know how selling puts works

So close....2rppm

>>50373584
>I just put the headphones in and usually fire up a podcast
now this sounds comfy. might do this myself. thanks for the idea.

>>50374251
if brokers rug and phantom shares are voided there is no moass you fucking retar. DRS is a tool to lock the float, nothing more

>>50374251
You're an absolute retard the price would only moon if they choose to buy the nft to deliver it as a dividend vs just closing their shorts. One is infinite loss and the other is infinite loss x2. They're not going to choose to deliver the dividend you retard they're just going to be forced to close.

I can't fucking do this anymore. You are almost right, I'm not a pajeet from India but from Pakistan Karachi. We work in centers were we get custom assignments from different companies and countries and we coordinate campaigns to influence certain things. We just get a select of around 40-50 things that we are ment to copy and paste here and on various subreddits aswell... This shit is just wrong though... I cant do it anymore.. I'm sorry.. and you were all right

So now that we know they're trying to setup single stock ETF's to short through, doesn't that lend more credibility to the theory that they're shorting GME through the XRT ETF? Right now the short interest is 380%, buts its reached as high as 1000% at times.

There's a couple articles going back to 2011 saying how this isn't all that un common with this ETF, but they didn't seem entirely trustworthy.

Here's a link to the XRT ETF data:
https://www.etfchannel.com/symbol/xrt/

>>50374290
you're a tool.

>>50374269
You know you're on the hook for the difference if they manage to tank it again. They've dropped it down below $80 from mid to high $100s two or three times in the last few months.

>>50374307
yes. I'm a Bosch PSB 1800 and you're a rusty screwdriver, faggot.

>>50374303
it's ok pakibro.
nobody here is influenced by any shilling anyways so don't worry too much about it.

Pump theory anon doesn't know shit!!! Were PUMPED UP!!! PUMP IT UP YOUVE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

>>50374322
I knew a woman who thought calling a man a tool was a compliment.
>it means he's useful, right?

OH I ALMOST FORGOT....DOT is RED

You guys are fucking right. I'm a shill got paid to do all of this.. I didn't do any of this just because I think comfy womfy and yil posting is cringe and annoying, but because I'm being paid on an hourly basis to come here and post and ruin the threads sorry guys.. this is too far

>>50374145
The fud is just a small factor, they don't need anyone to believe them. It's primarily about disruption of the conversation, preventing normal socialization/community building and discovery of organic topics of discussion. They've created an obvious antagonist which draws attention and disrupts attention from the actual users, who would otherwise be talking amongst themselves but are now discussing the more obvious distraction (whether they are aware of it or not, the distraction still exists). These tactics are easily recognizable in other boards like pol, but the origins of it go back to cointelpro and counter-organization efforts and strategies. It's all about disrupting the organizational ability of a 'movement', or just in general negatively affecting any gathering of individuals trying to discuss the problems of the day. Not saying it's the government, but the techniques are well developed in political astroturfing campaigns and it'd be unsurprising if those same firms rented themselves out to private capital.
>basically picrel

>>50374322
you might get shanked by that rusty screwdriver tonight faggot

>>50373692
The real DOTR was 7/6/2021.

ooo

>>50374292
either way works for me

>>50374303
Don't beat yourself up bud. I think you actually provided an incredible service. You made it easier for the weak to hold out of spite. Thank you.

>>50374331
something tells me your sympathy was wasted

>>50374292
Its an nft, you can't buy it to deliver it as a dividend because its non fungible. Each one issued would be unique and would have no cash equivalent value by definition. They would have no choice but to close out their naked >>50374303
short positions.

>>50374369
I'm britbong, checks out

>>50374410
>>50374410
>>50374410


THREADED, MY OFFICAL APOLOGY TO YOU GUYS. FEEL FREE TO REPLY?

>>50374420
consider the rope

Why is spy pumping and not us?

>>50374436
Sorry for apologizing? Didnt know that triggered your nigger ass so much. 21 posts by my id , only 2 posts by yours. I think you're a shill as fuck

>>50374420
Post proofs ITT and you will be forgiven my son.

>>50374402
I agree but if the nft can be transfered/sold someone can put a price on it. That price being what ever hedgies were willing to pay and whatever some schizo is willing to sell it for. But yes I agree this leaves them with only one truly viable option. Close.

>>50374365
I have some OC for you, shillbro:

Comfy, holding,
Never, folding
Pay your bill
You have one more yil

>>50374447
We're plainly out of Pump. I tried to tell you guys around noon yesterday but very few understood. GME will not pump again until its Pump has recharged.

>>50374474
Thank you. hehe.. comfy womfy..... hahahahaha It sounds wholesome.. I get it now... one yil!!! WAGMI

>>50374251
How would baggiestop determine which share gets which NFT?
Do they have an electronic record of their shares with ID numbers or something? I've never heard of anything like that.

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>>50374316
That isn't how it works let's say GME is at 110 and I sell a put for the strike of 100$ and they drop it to 90$
I sold the cash covered put for 500$ and 10k is held for me in my brokerage if it hits 90$ and they execute the put I buy 100 shares as if they were worth 100$ but due to the premium I collected it's as if the shares were worth 95$ it's a way to buy shares with a little premium on top

>>50374480
YOU WOULDNT KNOW PUMP IF IT HIT YOU IN THE PLUMS!!! WE'RE PUMPED UP!!! YOUVE GOT TO PUMP IT UP!!!

>>50374498
He doesn't know

BBBY IS PUMPED UP TOO

cant spell wagmi without GME. WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME WAGME COMFYIES HOLDING POSTIION


COMFY WOMFY YALL!
COMFY WOMFY YALL!
COMFY WOMFY YALL!
COMFY WOMFY YAlove laflakfwa3j3jf3GMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Damn ir really feels like we're on the precipice of moass.

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP 4CHAN BROS!

Something like a neo rap Zack attack
Finna spark an L and have myself a Big Mac attack

I like how jannies ignore reports but consider this off topic

You know you got it pump it up.

DONT YOU KNOOOW PUMP IT UP! YOUVE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

if you can look at PIC RELATED WITHOUT FEELING SCARED. YOU ARE A TRUE BAD ASS 4CHANNER

TRIGGER WARNING! HAS BLOOD AND GUTS IN IT

>>50373081
Nothing that concerns GME.
Citi had a plan to buyback shares and now they won't because they're waiting to slurp.
> implies a forthcoming dip

Nah, I'm just saying it outright.

>>50374590
kek great minds pump it up alike

His seethe doesn't feel like someone who is paid to be here.

>>50374524
Why don't we plump it up?

does this retard not realize that we can just filter ids on /biz/

>>50374617
reeeee forgot pic

Can anyone else min on loopring atm? I'm still getting a greyed out button for some reason

>>50374559
Distribution comes next Friday and I don't think they can do deliver it. DTCC obligations will go through the roof, the price action will probably become increasingly bizarre and volatility will magnify. Brokers are the early warning device.

>>50374559
Lmao how can you MOASS without any "pump" in the tank?
A stock with "pump" doesn't nosedive from $150 to $136 in a matter of minutes.
We're completely "pumpless" at the moment, I'm expecting a hard "de-pump" to $120 or worse.

>>50374525
Indeed I don't.
They have to be registered somewhere? DRS?

N

I'M BRINGING SMG IN HERE

CHECK IT OUT

>>50374643
>>50374643
>>50374643

>>50374655
we only lost pump because hedgeFUCKS drilled a hole in the tank. we need to patch the hole which i should have done in around 45 minutes. Once that's fixed we can resume filling pump reserves.

>>50374656
Basically yes. For them do this it needs to be registered to you. Not in broker street name

>>50374677
CHECKED AND PATCH THAT HOOOOLE PUMP IT UP! YOU PATCH AND PUMP IT UP DONT YOU KNOWWW PUMP IT UP! WE PATCH AND PUMP IT UP

So uh, what's going on?

WAGMI

>>50374700
Checked and we're trying to patch a fucking hole, and then pump the ticker

>>50374677
Get on on it I'll hold the flashlight for you fren

>>50374721
>>50374677
I dont think he even needs a flashlight, I have some extra Flex Seal we can slap on there in a minute

>>50374700
pain and boredom

>>50374750
nah we have to do this right. a proper patch job. it'll be worth taking the hit until it's done because we don't want the flex seal unbonding and failing as we ascend, that'd be disastrous. we'll have the job done and we'll have the job done right. just give us ~ 40 minutes or so.

If you look carefully you’ll notice that we have just formed the И pattern. If the ledgies don’t want to get cancelled for being in bed with le russkies I suggest they pump the stock right now so it’s a W pattern instead

Shills mad

>>50374677
>>50374777
Di...Did you just get dub 7s and trip 7s in back to back patch for pump posts???????

>>50374790
Literally raving.

>>50374792
kek is with us brother

>>50374792
Pump theory confirmed by digits.

>>50374666
>>50374643
>>50374714
>>50374740
>ded
thanks mods

>>50374777
Checked
Alright we patch the whole properly and then wrap the tank in flex seal that should help protect us during our pumps

>>50374811
Di...Di...Did you just get dub 1s after getting dub 7s and trip 7s in back to back patch for pump posts???????

Take your time and patch that shit up fren, If you need assistance i'm here and also maybe ill slap the Flex Seal on after for extra pump support

>>50374823
sounds good brother WAGMI

I hate aryan Cohen. Why launch a jpeg store without partnerships? Why not announcies? Why. M

>>50374777
Lucky 7's!

>>50374811
so can we expect a massive pump at 11:30AM EST then? back to $150+?
any fellow 11:30AM chads in here?

So just to be clear, the price of GME is controlled by the motion of an actual liquid, a type of economic oil that some anons in this thread can observe and influence?

>>50374677
>>50374777
>>50374811
What is happening?

>>50374863
No that is just the time that the patch will be filled. We still need to refuel the pump after the patchwork is complete this cant be rushed

Ending day red

>>50374480
Get out Pajeet. And don't leak your diarrhea all over the floor on the way out, shitskin mongoloid.

>>50374813
they do it for your gratitude, after all

>>50374884
*at $200

>>50374878
can you give us an exact time EST when we will resume filling up the pump tank and what time exactly will it be fully filled?

>>50374677
>>50374777
>>50374811

>>50374884
>red
for them.

'Ate shills
Love GME
Simple as

>>50374899
CHECKED AND JUST LET THE MAN PATCH YOURE DISTRACTING HIM FREN

>>50374932
I need to know the exact time that we will start pumping again because I am a 2:22PM chad and that is when I need the pumping to commence

>>50374899
Checked fren. If could lend my espertise on the refueling process I believe we are currently in a pump filling phase that will end by noon and then we will have to refuel around 2pm. Don't ask me how I attained this knowledge.

>>50374924
We should make Ingerland the official NFT of /biz/. He loves coke

>>50374865
Yes.

>>50374924
I can't believe they made Keith into an nft

>>50374975
Kek.

>>50374790
The PhD’s worked for over a year to come up with carefully twisted fud, and the most they got in response was a combination of “short it pajeet,” “fucking 45/boyardee,” and “glownigger.” Simply put: the shill narratives are running out of “pump” and until it’s refilled we just get niggerfaggot and whatever the fuck that banana guy is

REDDIT IS DOWN, PATCH ANON IS WORKING MAGIC, IM READY WITH THE FLEX SEAL REINFORCEMENT, DIGIS ALL OVER

DONT YOU KNOWWW PUMP IT UP! WE PATCH AND PUMP IT UP! DOT IS RED

>>50374809
>gme is a bad long because... It just is ok!!!!
The state of smg

Well I’m off to kill myself. All 40 of my shares are DRS.

Have fun boys

I still can't mint more nfts on loopring ffs. I have plenty of cash on L2 to do so but it's still just greyed out. Fucking GHEY

>>50375012
SERS I BOUGHTED SOME MORE REINFORCEMENT

does anybody know what material the pump tank is made out of?

>>50374999
Checked.

>>50375012
old.reddit is still up, but you faggots refuse to use it because muh phoneposters are le bad

>>50375032
Tyfys.

>>50000000
Just checking something

>>50375070
Probably wood.

Does anyone else feel that?

If you don’t log onto your CS account every month, your shares disappear. This was confirmed by u/pinkcatsonacid btw

>>50375104
ok then I have some of this spare in my garage

>>50375126
Stop posting antisemitic things

>>50375126
Ser that material is known to be quite antisemitic.

>>50375123
I check on them daily like a prize hen guarding her clutch

WAGMI

>>50375138
>>50375155
but how would a wooden tank keep the pump gas in?

>>50374999
>that banana guy
Putin?

got my best machine shop mechanic on it, everyone get the fuck out of the way

Will I still recieve the splividend of I'm currently still waiting for my second letter by CS?

>>50375168
Stop asking question. Pump now gas later

>>50375123
Anyone that isn't busting nuts to their portfolio every day is NGMI.

Hol up everyone stfu for a second
You feel that ?
I feel it
Timeline is healing
It's soon frens

15 minutes til patch is complete hold tight

>>50375196
i think it's just gas my guy

>>50375168
Damn. Now I actually need to know. What state of matter is pump gas in? Is it a liquid or a gas? I always just assumed it was a liquid. Pump experts can you help?

>>50375184
>>50375225
I'm trying to fill the wooden tank with pump gas but it keeps leaking through the sides
I need something with a better seal

>>50375033
only transcendent NFTs allowed.

>>50375162
who would want to fuck somebody who looks like a malnourished jew from buchenwald

Will you get the splivvy shares if you buy after the 18th but before the 21st? I've seen a mixed consensus.

>>50375217
the vapours

>>50375217
it's pump gas
the wooden container cannot contain the gas and it is leaking into the atmosphere
do not breathe in the pump gas

>>50375216
Thank you for your service anon

>>50375243
to each their own
WAGMI

>>50375263
I'm scared.

>>50375273
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

>>50375273
I really need to quit porn

I think all the pump gas is in my lungs now I'll bust a nut in the fuel tank once it's patched should get the pump back in there

>>50375304
spend your millions on lobbying the government to ban porn

>>50375040
My amex account is down, I can confirm this.

>>50375236
Can you mint anything atm?

>>50375304
No you don't. Just continue self-castrating yourself on a daily basis.

>>50375309
we need to invest in a pressurised metal container for the pump gas
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put the pump gas in a wooden container?

>>50375313
I'll lobby the government of Japan to delete that stupid fucking mosaic from all mainstream JAV

They're probably gonna freeze the chart before the forced buys start aren't they?. Its my money and I want it now.

>>50375319
It's a loopring thing. Did the same thing yesterday. It goes down from time to time. Maybe because it's moving assets.
Source: came to me in a dream

Looks like BBBY is outperforming GME today by quite a good margin.

>>50375345
BBBY just launched a bedsheet marketplace

>>50375331
They need people to buy from. Freezing while they buy just means they are buying from themselves and pushing price down with fake transactions, not real covering.

Patch is completed, pumpmaster take it away

>>50375358
DONT YOU KNOWWW PUMP IT UP! HE PATCHED AND PUMPED IT UP!

>>50375351
gonna grab one of them NFT bedsheets (non-flannel threads) asap and pump their marketplace sales

>>50375358
very nice patchwork
you completed it 10 minutes under your 45 minute estimate
how long approximately until the tank will be full again given previous fillings?

>>50375358
Clean work.

>>50375383
Im filling that bitch as we speak anon

>>50375380
I bought one of their NFT egyptian cotton bedsheets for $700 but I was still cold in bed

>>50375383
that's a question for the pump master, i don't control the pump I just patch the tank

>>50375357
I don't mean a halt per se just that the volume is gonna slow down so much that we won't see much price action until they're ready to force the buys. It seems were watching them about to fail a margin call.

>>50375158
>>50375187
As a lazy stoner with anxiety, this actually scares the shit out of me. I could lose billions, if I’m not careful

>>50375402
>>50375402
>>50375402
Threaded.

>>50375383

>>50375400
ok pumpmaster can I have a vague ETA on the pump completion?
do you need to check if the leak has been sealed before you put the actual pump gas back in?
do you think it will be operational by 2:22PM EST?

>>50375405
man i hope i get to be this fucking based. people just step all over me. right on, anon!

>>50375378
IT TAKES A PATCH TO PUMP IT UP
DON'T YOU KNOW
PATCH TO PUMP
YOU HAVE TO PATCH TO PUMP

>>50373339
You have one good idea and it relates to buying onions