/biz/ - Business & Finance

Crash it.

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck anime

>only 44% chance of a 100 bps hike after a 9.1% release
LOL. LMAO.

Made more money on the 500 i put into btc this morning than i have in stocks since last month

Where da big Bobo crash????? Where da circuit breakers???????

>>50358389
>WE GUARD YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
>DO NOT FUCK WITH US

>Liquidate traders, liquidate mumus, liquidate the divvy farmers, liquidate real assets. It will purge the bullishness out of the system. High costs of stocks and high prices will come down. People will trade smarter, have a more bearish portfolio. Value stocks will be adjusted, and enterprising investors will pick up from less competent speculators.

You had your chance to sell chud.

>>50358403
The crab cyclee is almost complete

drv or srs?
surely the housing market will collapse

>>50358403
Just 2 more weeks you'll see!!!

>>50358355
don't forget to thank the baker
thanks baker!

>>50358389
s--ss-tay away fr-rom me

I'm expecting the market to do one more pull back sometime this month and retest/bounce/double bottom at its 360 low.

another day of slowly losing money, hell yeah

All my trades this week were with the incorrect edition informarion......I thought FOMC was next Tues/Wed. Somehow I ended up green. Lucky as fuck

>>50356421
>>50356427
BOBO ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU OK BOBO?

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU OK BOBO?

YOU BEEN HIT BY. YOU HIT STUCK BY A

SOXL SISTER

>>50358355
I made this picture

How bad is it gonna get, anons?

>>50358427
Bobo, don't you have cocks to suck?

>>50358507
It's cute. Thank you.

>>50358355
Did the CLF tranny kill himself?

It’s surreal how equities are trading based on the dollar tick by tick

>mumus getting cocky
>markets aint even green

>>50358304
UVIX is a rolling average of the front and forward VX futures months. Right now since front month expiration is in 5 days UVIX is mostly in the forward month which is up 0.62% as of this moment. If you're going to trade volatility ETPs I'd suggest learning how they work and keeping an eye on the true underlying which is not the spot VIX.

SIGA:

Time to sell
Time to buy more

Pick 1

>>50358556
As far as I know he bought a house with some of his money and turned it into a complete mess. Otherwise he lost most of his money on SPY options.

Did you learn, /smg/?

AAPL about to hit $149 lmao

>>50358579
I’m always buying SIGA. Very high conviction on this one.

>>50358556
no, he was up massively with CLF, then did crazy shit with his cash playing DOGE and SPY CALLS/PUTS but constantly got the direction wrong over and over.

still in absolute awe that this transparent aapl pump to keep the spx afloat isn't triggering an immediate SEC halt of the entire fucking market to catch these jew fucks cheating all of us

SQQQ is making me a fucking small fortune just selling CC every morning and buying them back EOD.

Have a great day bears.

Option Expiration is tomorrow

>>50358507
Thank you for your service. May your days be blessed with zoomer thots and monster zero cal.

>>50358621
>buying them back EOD.
i should have waited... I bought green when they started falling... ah well they will be up 2 points again in a week.

>Oil suddenly decides to crab in a 5 cent range
What the fuck did the market mean by this?

How does she do it, bros?

SOXL.

>SPY manages to close both gap downs intraday
absolutely amazing

>>50358651
>benzinga

Mumu-sama. I kneel.

POWER HALF HOUR

>>50357124
>more QT
>The balance sheet itself DOES NOT MATTER.
So which one is it?

>>50357137
kek is this bait? I don't even know any more.

>>50357284
Excellent image, thank you.

>>50358651
Must be nice.

>>50358684
See you tomorrow

>>50358666
indeed, satan
lets see if it dumps AH again

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-14/us-tech-stocks-are-luring-indian-retail-investors-despite-rout?theme=2&color=2

>the bottom is in
I repeat, the bottom is IN!

I don't believe it.

>>50358700
you just had to roll digits, didnt you

>>50358454

>Everything actually did get priced in EOD yesterday.

>>50358722
Everything lures in Indian retail investors - not just tech.

>>50358700
Bear bro timeline shift engaged

Why are bots so autistic about gap filling?

>>50358628
I have heard this before. What is the over night play that takes into account the 8:30AM news?

Inb4 nasdaq closes red

>>50358803
the ppl who programmed them are retarded

>>50358399
The real chance is zero, so there's a lot of money to be made taking the lower on this one.

>>50358803
autistic brogrammers

>>50358816
Are you referring to https://www.nightshares.com/ ?

>>50358840
I miss these lil niggers like you wouldn’t believe. Their deaths were the absolute top signal.

RIP in peace, Grichka and Igor.

i think good spot to take a look at precious metals for short term trading there may be opprtunities in silver for example not so much in gold

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RoI8O5VyAhM

>that anon who bought multiple SOXL puts this morning at the low that expire next week

oh no no no no

I'm just going to split my powder half SPXS and half TQQQ

With these back and forth swings I am just going to alternate the sale of them...

>To beat the Schizo market I must become like it

What you guys think of my Friday plan?

I have no idea what to do with my money

>>50358887
Oooooo

Off by one. Are you beer money anon?

>>50358871
No, this:
8:30 am Retail sales
8:30 am Retail sales excluding vehicles
8:30 am Import price index
8:30 am Empire state manufacturing index
8:45 am Atlanta Fed President Raphael Bostic speaks
9:15 am Industrial production index
9:15 am Capacity utilization June
10 am UMich consumer sentiment index
10 am UMich 5-year inflation expectations

>>50358895
I do :)

>>50358803
I think because it takes relatively small amount of volume to achieve. Therefore profitable on average to try.

Think I'm getting a hang of this schizo market a bit, sold a put in the morning and immediately set a call, sold that close to close for two nice little profits.

Should I reattempt this strategy? Or just place a call before close assuming that with no new bad news we just go up?

>>50358910
....what then?

>>50358895
Buy a gun and come kill me.

>>50358887
worked pretty ok for me today with SOXL and SQQQ

>>50358920
If I bought a gun I wouldn't last long enough to kill you

>>50358895
Rum and chickpeas,thank me later

oof

>>50358537
Kek. Suspicions confirmed all bears are the biggest faggits

>>50358908
Oh yeah. BofA is forecasting a miss on retail sales. That sort of bad news will allegedly give some Fed governors pause about the whole "hiking into a recession" thing.

>>50358397
No u.

>>50358946
Get fucked, jew yorkers

>>50358537
>Science

>>50358900
nice 0's. I am- I was up today selling bear ETF early. took what I made for beer this weekend. Back all in via the split idea.

If I took all the money I spent on stocks, and bought MDMA instead and sold it to college kids, I could have 100k easily instead of 0

>>50358958
I wish one of these congressional shit-kickers would grill JPow and get him to tell us what he’ll do in a given situation. The Fed is entirely too independent and should be dissolved as soon as we’re through this mess.

precious metal bros have been absolutely prone boned recently. thinking of buying a few grand of calls on GDXJ, AG, SILJ expiring late next year to account for the Fed Funds forecasting cutting rates. I think there's more short term pain coming but I'll average down and keep it a minor position. thoughts?

>>50358946
>average rent $5k
>average

holy shit

BUDDY LOOK AT SILVER PRECIOUS METAL

>dumping into close
uhhhhhh bullbros did we not get cocky enough?

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Lol the gap at 210 is going to crush this shit market. Bulltards will NEVER learn.

>>50358996
So… how much beer do you normally drink? Are you making small trades or do you drink a shit load of beer is what I’m asking I suppose.

If you were a gambling man, do we go higher or lower into tomorrow?

>>50359113
Lower

>>50359003
Kek

>>50359051
but SOLA PANELS! what about the fucking TOMOHAWK MISSILES!! SILVER TO GOLD RATIO MY BASTERD

>>50359081
very little the last two weeks. Way less now that its in the market, and I only use winnings. I guess the schizo market is making me healthier. If I make it rich on my beer money, I will try to stop drinking all together.

>>50359130
UVXY 14c or SOXL 13p?

>>50359130
welp my sqqq calls went from up 100% to now down 31% all because I wanted an extra hour of sleep

I love eating bear jerky

>>50359130
>>50359113
My only current positions are USAC and CAPL longs. Fuck this gay market

>>50359150
unless you believe the bottom was july 1, SOXL puts are the buy

>>50359113
crab

>>50359161
you were investing in yourself bud- you cant buy that. well done

>>50359049
I'm sure it has to be worth it to some people, but that garbage dump needs millions of basically minimum wage workers to keep it going who must have 20 roommates. It's so bizarre.

>>50359051
I love how the explanation for this is because of rate hikes despite PMs being a hedge against inflation. It’s all so tiresome. Can’t something break finally? Can’t we see some fucking normalcy for once?

>>50359167
you may get a chance to get out of your USAC and make the switch but you'll need to pay close attention

spx just recovering 1.3% intraday like its no big deal hahahahahaha what af ucking joke

>>50359164
Ahh, I haven’t had Barq’s in years.

>>50358098
Bumping my post from last thread. Anyone know how or why futures are so incredibly wrong, day after day? Are futures traders getting assfucked harder than any of us?

>>50359195
Gonna pump tomorrow, I can feel it.

>>50359168
Nothing about the news and the state of the world makes me think that was the bottom. Now overnight is an entirely different story. Perhaps 13.5p on SOXL is more conservative.

>>50359185
Not until I liquidate my inverse positions on builders and REITs my dude, then you can have your meltdown.

>>50358946
There's no way a mortgage in upstate NY can be more than 5k a month right? Why even bother with NYC other than for jobs, which won't even oay for themselves with how much it costs to live there.

>>50359051
All metals took a schlacking today.

>>50359189
I bought these yesterday and today. Thendividend announcement hasn't been made. It always moves on announcement into exdivie. I'm looking for 18.5 next week

>>50358946
Of course New Yorkers are fine with this. How else are they going to score Brooklynite arthoe pussy?

I'm going to be holding this U bags for about 5 years, aren't I?

>>50359223
NYC is a verified shithole
no clue why anybody would choose to live there outside of literal, unironic retardation

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>50359205
The fuck is Barq's? You mean Bang's?

>>50359232
Imagine the smell

>>50359222
Would you want to stay in an inverse REIT position if the market went straight to heck?

>that limp into close
tomorrow is anybody's guess

>>50359232
Whoa are those jews?

>>50358917
Tomorrow is monthly options expiry, so I wouldn't bet on it.
If there's a dip next Monday though, sure. We're stuck in this crab market until fall.

PINS what the fuck

>>50359275
no those are faggots

>>50359267
Yes, and that's why it won't happen until I give up.

>>50359252
That’s an r and a q, retard. Where’s you get Bang’s from? Lol, can’t read cursive.

>>50359276
>We're stuck in this crab market until fall.
yeah seems like the algos are set to keep things relatively flat until after midterms, only explanation
guess we'll really find out after next fed meeting

>>50359248
start day: -4%
end day: +0.17%

Yeah, Im thinking we're back

soooooo now that stocks dropped a month or two ago and we are in the low....

are stocks still dropping or is this now a good time to start buying?
t. poorfag that still has 20,000$ in unemployment bux ....

>>50359275
L-R: Jew, pedophile Greek, autistic Mick

>>50359291
Its BANGS you fucking dummy

>>50359310

>>50359287
Shill me a ticker. I too want to watch my portfolio dwindle to nothing while the market goes in the complete opposite direction of where it should logically go.

>>50359248
-.33%. It's fine I guess

>>50359291
N e w f a g
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>>50359280
Tomato, tomato.

>>50359298
Hmm coulda fooled me.

>>50359248
Grabbed a 10% gain on SQQQ at open, then did some dumb trades but cut losses quick. Overall a solid 7% up day. Learned a little more with the mistakes though and worked on my strategy/adherence to it.

rate hikes in 2 weeks will be bullish. there is a break until September afterword's and Powel also might announce a pause

>>50359291
lmao what a fucking retard
it's bangs
imagine being this fucking retarded

>>50359248
Chart refuses to let me start shorting. It keeps saying wait. wait wait. wait and see and wait and then... nope, wait some more. So I wait.
t. /cashgang/

>>50359320
That proves nothing

>>50359310
Haha, I’m just baiting you guise. I know the score. We like to have fun around here.

>>50359320
>mississippi

What the fuck is wrong with Texas and Republican -run energy infrastructure? Even California doesn't have this?

It was 95 degrees out at 10pm yesterday we were been without power for over 4 hours in case you’re wondering what kind of a shit show Abbott is running over here these days.

>>50359359
Let them have their wins, they don't have many

>>50359346
It proves EVERYTHING

COST and BJ did great today. FUCK YEAH!

>>50359239
damn, its sad to see it that way, but yeah its likely.

>>50359291
I used to drink Bang's all the time when I was a kid, are they still around?

>>50359320
>named Edward C. Barq
>name your root beer Bang's

Why'd he do it?

>>50359363
Why random homes? Isn't that extremely dangerous? Shouldn't blackouts be scheduled so the elderly and those vulnerable to heat stroke can get out?

>>50359363
I don't think they regulate it well on a county level. as a result you have shit like that where local failing infrastructure that never got updated or replaced ends up fucking everything up because some dumb boomer didn't think it was a good use of tax dollars

>>50359320
I refuse to acknowledge this.

>>50359363
If they want to be the business friendly, deregulate everything state this is the cost.

>>50359408
Yes, but that would require small Texas towns not being run by retards

>>50359363
Hmm, this isn’t very business related, leftypol…

Even though I think hot wheels is a tool I’m still voting for him because he keeps my business taxes low.

See what I did there? I made it business related by mentioning a business. The more you know!

>>50359291
Based fuck bangsfags

this is the poopiest stock market i have ever seen!!!!

>>50359402
Well he was from Mississippi, so he was probably retarded.

>>50359278
?? why pumping?

>>50359446
quality analysis/10

>>50359363
>What the fuck is wrong with Texas and Republican -run energy infrastructure?
Ironically Texas relies too much wind power

>>50358355
Oh boy, I hope we go see some monkeys on this trip... >:D

>>50359415
>>50359408
>>50359427
I don't know how these smoothbrained Republicans are managing to screw up the blackouts even worse than we thought. Utilities companies What’s it like living in Texas? My old job included dealing with utility companies around the country. Texas was the hardest and most frustrating to work with. My relatives in Nevada, Oregon, and California have solar and their bill for July was all -$8.50ish. Every day in Houston suburbs people hold their breath the light will stay on. These grids are held together by gum yet our Gov is off trying to own the libs.

Link related tells you what a shitshow these RNC crooks have turned Texas into: https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/1547326525573398529

>>50359435
kek hot wheels. i get it you gave him that name because he's disabled.

>>50359452
Elliott disclosed a 9% stake.

Hey frens, I'm getting a buy signal on treasuries but I've never traded treasuries before. What, exactly, causes treasuries to gain price?

>>50359489
You’re free to leave and go to a nice blue state. Just don’t expect there to be any Starbucks there, or public safety. Keep bitching, the Mexicans are on our side now.

>>50359526
cutting interest rates

I don't think I'm qualified to make decisions regarding my own life anymore... would anyone here volunteer to be my conservator? You can take all of my money, idk anymore, just don't let me keep fucking up my life

>>50359363
>ven California doesn't have this?

First, an economic war with Russia. Then, inflation hit and everyone is scared of the upcoming recession. Now another COVID-19 pandemic is going to happen again. It's over. Time to sell all your stocks and short everything for the next 2 years.

>>50359490
Damn, Baggie. You got me pegged. Someone had their wheaties this morning! How’s Gookfu? My Hapa wife is laying in bed next to me about to do a one on one with one of her Mentees.

>>50359582
Not my problem

>>50359489
if the rolling black outs are hot wheel's fault, then biden is responsible for all the inflation, $5 gasoline, and the rolling black outs in texas.

>>50359550
But why? I know fuckall about treasuries, but it's not like they're an inverse ETF to interest rates.

>>50359582
Yay my favorite show is back

>>50359582
COVID is unironically bullish. If the Dems want to win then everyone will have to stay home again and vote by mail thus opening the way for more QE and stimmy.

>>50359582
>Breaking News
>Ivana Trump dead
Rent free in CNN's head

good day sir, please be buying SIGA sir. when the gay spread to india it will moon like gupta wouldn't believe. pls, buy and do not redeem. every dollar feeds 10 villages, and more villages means more gay sex so be generous sir and remember, भारत एक बकवास है इसलिए कोई भी वहां नहीं जाता है

>>50359582
Huh. Ivana Trump died.

>>50359590
Gookfu is in Korea and sleeping right now. She had a bad day yesterday and was in a pissy mood when I talked to her this morning. Hopefully she's in a better mood when she wakes up in a few hours.

Bought 2 Jan 2024 $40 INTC calls. Idk why I’m telling you this

>>50359643
Damn how long has she been in kimchiland? She's gonna leave your ass for a Kpop star.

>>50359666
She's been there about a month, if she's not back by September i'ma have to go find her.

>>50359643
Is she in Korea trying to get some distance from you or is she just seeing family-u?

I don't like all this volatility
Can we go back to the trump market of slowly grinding upward every day?

>>50359231
>>50359189
I should say I already sold my July dues for a nice gain. So I bought August dues since the announcement still hasn't been made. Should give me a decent week of gains next week going into the following week which is FOMC. if I'm wrong I'm wrong but worth a try

Well I lost some money today. But my date went really well. We saw some cool art, and went to the botanical garden. Feeling good bros.

>>50359475

Yeah fentanyl floyd will be there.

>>50359696
What was your favorite art and plant you saw?

>>50359696
Did you have sex with her

>>50359643
nothing sweeter than a snoozing gook :3

>>50359684
Her mom has been fighting the dementia for a few years, and has had a few other health issues, so she went back to spend some time with her while she still can. However, she didn't understand how bad this disease is, and It's been very stressful for her. She misses me very deeply.

>>50359696
Describe what she was wearing. If it was a pretty dress then you need to try getting to third base next date.

>>50359716
>her

>>50359666
Not likely have you seen her pics?

I lost 1500 dollars today

this aftermarket is crazy dead... wtf

>>50359752
biggest loser?

>>50359753
Give it a few hours

>>50359751
>have you seen her pics?
Who hasn't? aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>50359742
I’m sorry, bud. Life is hard and then you die. Just be supportive and try to make this process as easy as possible for her.

>>50359435
Don’t reply to this guy. He’s constantly in here bringing up two party politics. He’s an idiot. Everything he says is bait.

So guys I have been getting coke from a friend and would take it occasionally but now I'm realizing how good it is in small doses. Instead of a line I bump like a clipped pinky toenail worth and it's enough for me for about 30 minutes. Anyone else do this shit? Less is more for sure and I don't think it's that pure or anything.

>>50359759
i shorted TSLA, covered at 705
i shorted GME, covered at 145
i shorted USD.JPY, covered at 139.30

i got shaken out at the worst possible points right before reversals back down. i hate myself when i do this.

>>50359790
>I'm realizing how good it is in small doses
good luck with that...

>>50359790
Just drink coffee.

Uranium stocks are silently leading the melt up.

>>50359752
at least you had 1500 to lose

>>50359790
>snorting coke
You're suppossed to drink it not snort it idiot

ASMB stock ladies!

Not rigged at all. It’s fine, cheaper death puts on $AAPL. The purge will come despite Fed PPP team doing off balance sheet swaps to try to softly land this market. Faggots.

>>50359742
>she misses me very deeply
Kek you're naive is fuck. That's girl code for "I'm getting tag-teamed by goods every night and they don't even buy me dinner." Tough luck baggot

>>50359819
hate this bot... nice 2d though. What movie we watching tonight? I feel like Dr. Stragelove

>>50359751
I think she’s cute.

>>50359811
>uranium.
>melt up.
You mean melt down.

>>50359808
Nah I've been getting it on and off for 2 years. A g lasts me 2-3 months. But now a g will probably last me like 6. Got a beer buz on then just nipped a small bump and it's glorious. I don't like too much at once.

>>50359786
Last time I got baited into a political debate on /biz/ by some faggot leftist I got banned by some faggot leftist janny (who did it for free, might I add). I just can’t help myself. All that happened is I went back to /pol/ for three days and was re-radicalized after leaving in 2020. I don’t think the center-left realizes that their shenanigans only serves to make my penis harder. Anyway, I got a lot of work done and started reading different threads on /biz/ besides /smg/ and got a new business idea I’m going to pursue once I get the proceeds from the sale of my house.

>>50359322
Alright. One long I'm holding that I actually believe in is POWW.
Small cap US ammo manufacturer that recently acquired Gunbroker.com and just opened up a new factory. Will experience greater volatility than larger cap more established manufacturers over the next few years.

I like it because it's simple. Can they get the factory up and running and get new orders to fill? Up. Can they increase the take from Gunbroker? Up. Can they secure some contracts? Up. Biden cracks down on guns? Up.

The downside is that their numbers are going to be shit for a while if there are no outside shocks -- like maybe Q2 2023 -- while they get that factory going and expand Gunbroker's footprint. In other words, it's going to crab for a while and be boring while everything else is exciting in the near future.

But, there's a potential for fun to happen if Biden does something stupid like banning sales of milsurp 5.56. Then we go parabolic

>>50359798
i'm shorting QQQ and the fake and gay recoveries are pissing me off

>>50359638
SIGA

What a wild ass two days. Not gonna lie I'm still confused

>>50359895
Git gud

>>50359888
Faggot dealers likely the culprit due to options expiry even though Fed isn’t innocent.

>>50359769
Kek based

>>50359859
I’d stop now if I were you. I started selling to pay rent in my 20s. Started doing a parli bump here and there. After a while I was doing a couple lines with my coffee bean in the morning and on my break, and when I got off, and after dinner and so on and so forth.
The addiction creeps up. I quit cold turkey after about a year of that shit. No thanks.

>>50359836
>tag-teamed by goods

I'm starting to think that I could make massive money if I just buy SQQQ, sell it when it has a 5% rip and immediately dump it into TQQQ until it has a 5% rip, rinse and repeat every fucking day for easy 10% gains.

I want to try it but I know the second I do the market is going to fuck me, it's worked so far on paper.

>Shemitah ends in September
>Still two months between that and midterms
Something's fishy

>>50359902
holy shit all women love me

>>50359840
Fast furious

>>50359771
fuck these spam filters, pic related.

>>50359915
as long as this schizo market is doing the way is it i feel it will. I am doing a similar play right now. That means it wont work moving forward now though..

>>50359916
Always has been.

>>50359871
Hmm, interesting. I’ll take a look. Thanks.

>PREPARE IMMEDIATELY FOR A WORST CASE SCENARIO... ITS OVER. Very Important Updates. Mannarino

bros...

>>50359929
>"dementia" now counts as spam
THANKS, BIDEN

>>50359836
Those weren't her real words. I was paraphrasing.

>>50359951
>Mannarino
lol no

>>50359929
I was dealing with this earlier
they definitely added some new terms to the filters recently

>>50359954
haahaahah

>>50359906
>Faggot dealers likely the culprit due to options expiry even though Fed isn’t innocent.
yeah could be. my puts are for September so i'm not dead or anything, but the Nasdaq was like -1.80% and rallied back to breakeven - that is not real

>>50359826
>Not rigged at all. It’s fine, cheaper death puts on $AAPL. The purge will come despite Fed PPP team doing off balance sheet swaps to try to softly land this market. Faggots.
highly fucking annoying the central bank trading desk

I lost in the market, I lost at my job, I lost in my relationship, today has been fucking awful holy shit. Maybe I’m just a loser at heart and need to go jump off a bridge

>>50360022
But did you win any lessons?

>>50359916
Where the right image from

>>50360022
Anon if it makes you feel better I feel the same way but you can fix this... Just buy some PLTR

>>50360022
>I lost in my relationship
NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

>>50358389
MODS

>>50360022
>You will never be this primed to change your life for the better ever again.

Jesus Loves you. This may be the start of a great opportunity Anon.

google took the chart off the search results when you search just 'soxl'
bearish for semis?

>>50360022
Hey without losers like you there wouldnt be winners like me

>>50360022
no, maybe you need to rob winners

>>50360040
Yeah. I learned nothing is ever enough

>>50360055
Yeah it could be, or it could be the start of realizing I wasted my time trying to have a good life and need to neck

>market rallies on news of market rally

No seriously why the fuck did we recover today? CPI was terrible, PPI was terrible, jobs was terrible. Did we seriously fucking recover because Waller said something something 75 points?
Really? Is that it? Waller says 75 points and suddenly it's the bottom and meltup and time to buy?

>>50359902
You mean women do this too?

>>50359929
My grandfather used to run away from his retirement home and go to Walmart. When he got there he’d forget what he was doing. My poor dad would have to drive over there and pick him up and take him back. My grandfather was an ass hole to my dad growing up. He’d wake him up to work at his business at 6:30 am on a Saturday by grabbing him by the ankle and ripping him out of bed if he didn’t get up right away. Very conflicting experience and the rest of us were pissed that he was interrupting our lives with his Alzheimer’s.

One funny thing, though: my grandfather was once having sex with a fellow octogenarian when her son came to visit. My grandfather wedged the door shut with a chair, so obviously the son freaked out and broke the door down while they were fucking. He got kicked out of that retirement home, lol.

>>50360022
Don't do it anon, given how the market is going you'll float right into orbit.

>>50360086
>I wasted my time trying to have a good life
that's not the point of life. Jesus loves you, pray to him and ask what path he wants for you.

>>50360099
>my grandfather was once having sex with a fellow octogenarian
He sounds pretty based

>>50360077
Harsh but simple fact

>>50360022

>>50360099
checked and kekd for based poonslayer gramps

>>50360086
>Yeah. I learned nothing is ever enough
Yup, greed's definitely a universal constant. Bosses greedy for work, gfs greedy for attention, yourself greedy for gains. People are short on gratitude and understanding of limits.

Personally I blame evolution.

>>50359910
Thanks for the heads up. I'm 41 and have done it all my life. That and poppy seed tea since my 20s. I'm one of the few people that can self-regulate. I know how that sounds not bragging or anything I just always feel sick if I over do or do too often. But thx

>>50359916
Every photo taken by nasa is actually computer generated. The telescopes do not take actual pictures. They just measure light density and other shit. Everything they show is not real but imaginary.

>>50360022
Nah bro just get black out drunk tonight and try again tomorrow.

PSTH going up ever since they announced they're not going to do shit and just give your money back is the funniest thing.

>>50360088
it's even worse than that because last fomc powell said there wouldn't be another 75 bps hike. Literal retard market.

>>50360022
Nah you're just having a red day. Don't give up. Stop and do something you enjoy this weekend then reevaluate Sunday evening.

>>50360135
>They just measure light density and other shit
No they don't retard. They literally capture images with extremely sensitive equipment.

>>50360022
Same. Everything I've done with my life for the past 7 or so years has been completely wrong. Whenever I felt like I was making the right decision.... NOPE. I thought I was a smart person, but I guess I just got really lucky in my early 20s... I'm pretty sure I've gone down too many wrong paths now to even turn around

>Crude finished green
what the fuck

>>50360145
What Powell meant to say is that the next hike is 50 points and it's the golden bullrun!!1!1 Watch and learn as America collapses!

>>50360176
>No they don't retard. They literally capture images with extremely sensitive equipment.

>>50360145
I don't remember hearing that at all. Was that in the meeting minutes?

>>50360132
I don’t know how to deal with that... I thought I could meet expectations but I literally can’t, I just set higher floors for myself that I’m compared to next time...

>>50360194
Why do you think they needed shitton of golden mirrors? It's to reflect various bits of EM spectrum into the equipment.

>>50360201
last fomc when powell announced the 75 bps hike.

>>50360135
yeah but this is still cool
https://atinyglimpse.ytmnd.com/

>>50360135
>They just measure light density and other shit.
what do you think cameras are? most retarded board after /pol/.

Alright I'm done with tesla puts its not even worth the stress

how'd those TQQQ puts work out today? probably should've just cut and run from the store

>>50360145
Next hike is 100 bps

>>50360221
>YTMND
Hello fellow oldfag.

Just be a bank, bros. Surefire success.

>>50360118
He was a prick and a shit dad, husband and grandfather, but he did slay pussy and got into a Mexican stand off with a neighboring landowner in Colorado which started a feud that just ended recently. My great grandfather (his dad) killed a bunch of bears and was bitch slapped by a bear caught in a trap because he was looking at it’s teeth to see how old it was while it was snarling at him. He also shot a deer in the head from about 500 yds away because he set up a salt lick and put the rifle in a vice and aimed it perfectly above the salt lick, waited for a deer to come lick it and blew it’s head off. He also married a felon who beat up my great grandmother. White trash with money, never gets old.

>>50360227
i sold at open and then bought 0dte's at close. am i doin it right?

>China Stocks Plunge as Homebuyers Refuse to Repay Loans
https://www.asiafinancial.com/china-property-bank-stocks-fall-as-homebuyers-refuse-to-repay-loans

>>50360186
Was there ever any doubt?

>>50360210
Expectations management is thankfully an easy skill to pick up. Often "underpromise, overdeliver" is as easy as "maybe", "ehhhh", "I'll see what I can do", or literally "alright, no promises though".

And if someone keeps setting the bar too high or rags on you for not meeting some unrealistic standard, you can tell 'em to fuck off. Even if it's yourself. You're a free man, after all.

>>50360176
>>50360223
You just proved how stupid you are, thank you. Try doing some research before you sperg out like the star wars loving faggot that you are.

Why did we pump so hard today? Was it the producer's price index being slightly lower than expected?

>>50360230
>FOMC comes
>camera pans to Powell
>he's sweating
>he's wiping his sweat in fact, every 15 seconds
>"Um uh well so the inflation..."
>nervously gulps
>"Mr. Powell, what measures are you taking to control inflation?"
>"Well uh um..."
>market is already doing -3.4% - 3.4% on 1minute
>"Since the market is doing a bit too hot according to latest indicators, we've decided to hike the rates by 150 points..."
>market does circuit breakers every candle until close at -15%

>>50360230
This initiates the golden melt up

>>50360278
It's the first dip below $100 I really got scared by desu oilfam.

>>50360088
everything was priced in. all those reports are backward looking, the markets knew all that shit throughout june. i have no idea whats being priced in now though

>>50360217
Then why are pundits talking about 100 bps? If he said 75 is a one time thing? I donderstand why drag this out. A good 500 point hike would've been the way to start then go up small at each meeting if needed. Hav I ng such low rates leaves QE as the only option and it's foolish

>Powell does nothing for several minutes staring blankly at the camera.
>He slowly brings his head closer to the mic with his lips forming into a smirk and he whispers
>2,000 bps.
>He moves away from the mic, shouting no questions.
>He leaves the room almost doubling down in laughter
>Markets rally 50% across all indexes

>>50360291
Reply attached. wtf jannies

>>50360253
I consider myself pretty manly but I'm a bitchass compared to your family

>>50360322
He mentioned in a senate hearing that nothing is off limits when asked if 100 bps where still on the menu. This hearing was in june.

>>50360291
Valkyria Chronicles 4 had the best gfs

CRAB MARKET CRAB MARKET LOOKS LIKE A MARKET CRABS LIKE PEOPLE

>>50360289
>ir isn't real
right

>>50360322
Soft landing, I guess. I think they’re going to bleed us slow before capitulation sets in. I also think it’s entirely possible they QE and keep interest rates steady before pulling the rug. Just know this: don’t ever believe anything any of these snakes say.

>>50360342
i come from boxers and horse thieves but i just play vidya

>>50360350
I don't trust anything they say anyway but it appears to me that this slow drawdown is just another way to take money from retail investors

so pump for the end of the month so that I buy high then drop mid month again

>>50360364
Agreed. I'm not sure they ever stopped buying. Gregorino mqy ne onto something

>>50360263
this is bullish

i shorted the bottom, didnt i?

>>50360368
I hear you. There's a good 75% chance my ancestors were vikings considering my name and genetics, but I get easily injured and fucking hate cold weather

>>50360314
>everything was priced in.
Shut the fuck up retard.

>>50360354
trash game.

>>50360330
>Markets rally 50% across all indexes
If Fed stopped doing these limp dick hikes that help absolutely nobody, the market would unironically and legitimately rally after a big dump. Small hikes help nobody and hurt everyone.

>>50360384
Yup. This is the golden bullrun, there is ZERO chance of market tanking tomorrow! None! We're going straight up to 5000 from here on out!

>>50360263
China housing crisis

Bear Case:
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4522513-weekly-commentary-revisiting-the-bursting-china-bubble

Bull Case: https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202207/1270467.shtml

Schizoid case: https://www.happierabroad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32866

>>50360445
>Bull Case: https://www.globaltimes
Anon, Baghdad Bob was not bullish on Iraq.

Nigger >>50360456

>>50360342
It sounds better than it was. Both grandfathers were wildcat oil drillers. They used to wrestle on my great grandfather’s birthday and my great grandfather would do cheap shit like knee my grandfather in the balls or bite him if he started getting beat. Me and my dad grouse with each other but we’ve never really gotten violent like that. We have a much better relationship I like to think and we’re collaborative. Tbh I would’ve liked to wrestle my great grandfather because I wrestled in high school for 4 years and it’d be fun to shame him especially if he was cheating.

>>50360263
Wow, the chinese have more balls than americans

God damn gaysex bros. That fucking dump today was something else. Started the week off at 12.87 and now at 13.50. It all comes down to the WHO monday. First case in INDIA today. The UK says it will become endemic to them. We got nothing to worry about.

>>50360474
This like better be right or IM GONNA DO THE HALL OF COST FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>50360330
>Markets rally 50% across all indexes
Kek

>>50360445
>https://www.happierabroad.com
What is this den of degeneracy?

>>50360444
checked. well since JPM did so well on earnings I'm worried the other banks will follow suit.

I better see the biggest fucking nigger dump of the century when I wake up tomorrow to check the pre-market.

>>50360330
>2,000 bps.
Bullish! Imagine how much they can cut in the future!

>>50360465
Lol they grew up in a different time. My grandad was a raging alcoholic but would never admit it nor the need for help. I just assume they were shat on by their dad's so they didn't know any better

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>>50360140
>luddite spotted

>>50360333
>>50360291
>can't post because some word is now spam
I hate this board.

The bottom is still in sept-nov. Leg down to 8k Nasdaq and 27k dow.

>>50360763
I discovered that this single sentence triggers the spam filter last week. Wild.

>>50360814
Eventually this board will become unusable all because instead of letting us have flags to filter 5-cent an hour pajeet shills they would rather filter every single word in english.

>>50359489
And yet the dumb faggot is still asking for solar panels not realizing they are shit and nuclear is the better option. We're doomed.

>>50358803
It's a high probability trade to take once it gets close enough

>>50360091
>>50359902
the "i don't desire you" look only works to attract women if you're actually attractive. women still say high to me even though i have a neutral face since i started lifting.

>>50360384
Fridays are usually bull days so yeah probably

>>50360474
6-7%? I didn’t even flinch.

and this market? it's going higher
MUCH HIGHER