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Hey biz, I'm back and happy to report that I have made some sweet profit selling locally via word of mouth. These grains are my friends and bringing me health and wealth.
My issue is, I want to start to sell the magic milk itself online.
What should I rename kefir to in order to get around the OfferUp/Craigslist filter?

>> No.50359522

>>50359494
what was the previous thread?

>> No.50359525

>>50359494
no one’s gonna buy from some nigger in his apartment

>> No.50359641

>>50359522
>>50292520
>>50359525
There is cash from sales right there on the table lmao

>> No.50359788

>>50359494
Based kefir salesman

You should name it Kefir Southern Land
And ship it express in 24 hours

>> No.50359813

>>50359788
> kiefer
To avoid the censors

>> No.50359837

>>50359494
Wholesome thread

>> No.50359854

>>50359494
I looked it up and it's place of origin is Russia? Why are you promoting a product that originates from the enemy? I hope that you go bankrupt

>> No.50359881

120ish bucks to some foreign faggot.
This is why /biz/ is shit.
You guys prefer to give beggars and scammers money while simultaneously taking money out of circulation to give to foreigners who are likely already scamming/begging faggots.
While your fellow countrymen struggle and you turn a blind eye, God watches everything and he absolutely judges those who turn from their own house.
You do you OP but know I see through you.
And gods watching as well.

>> No.50359893

>>50359494
Based, I started making kefir in small batches for personal consumption last month. The first few batches were gross, but I’ve refined my technique. I actually do the first fermentation for 24 hours with a closed lid, and then a second fermentation for 8-12 hours with a closed lid, with some lemon peel added. The citrus in the second fermentation makes it taste a lot better. Im also going to experiment with adding maple syrup or honey into it as well.

>> No.50359939

>>50359494
Please be in Baltimore. I need good grains

>> No.50359957

>>50359893
I've been using a covid mask to cover my pots kek
what do you do in between fermentations? Just add the lemon?
also do you rinse the seeds with water after every use? I don't

>> No.50359981
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50359981

>>50359854
Russia isn’t our enemy fag
You fell for the banker fud
Read a book and learn your history
Russia has been on the Rothschilds shitlist since they helped the US not break apart during the civil war
Bankers funded the Bolsheviks and killed the czar to get back for not taking their banks
You need to go back

>> No.50360203

>>50359981
No they aren't but people like OP who are foreign faggots (Unless I'm wrong but OP needs to prove it)
Then it's taking money out of our circulation which is more devastating than anything you can do for a local area.

>> No.50360231

>>50359981
it's in the hands of the bankers now tho
since the bolshevik took over in fact
gorbachev was obvious of course as far as "transition" goes
putin was educated by a WEF/jesuit school

it's been over for a long time fren, the roman empire never truly died and even that shit goes back to Babylon, who knows how long

these days it's the bankers, the UN and globohomo, the jews, the glowies, most of all the jesuits (dangerous to mention them but idc, perhaps this kefir thread is the right place)
but really it's just the empire in a new coat

>> No.50360266

>>50359494
Based, wishing you the best

>> No.50360292
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>>50360203
Shut up glowie
You don’t even make sense
Larping like you understand money and that you know where anons are from on an Antarctic kefir making forum
>>50360231
All true but it still doesn’t make Russia and the US enemies
Putin and Biden are banker puppets doing what they’re told
The enemy of all people are the bankers

>> No.50360316

>>50359854
>>50359881
>foreigner
Have some kefir schizos, it's your meds, but natural
>>50359893
This is also how I started but I make my kefir in a big glass jar, and I end up with so much that it's time to sell some off. I've run out of friends/family with that want them lol

>> No.50360337

>>50359641
This guy has more revenue from sales of an actual good thhan 99.99999% of /biz/.

>> No.50360360

>>50359494
What about breast milk kefir?
Titfir.
Think about it.

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50360369

my kefir tastes a bit sour and is a bit chunky frens, normal or are there ways to prevent this?

>> No.50360426

>>50360369
Shake it vigorously before drinking. It is supposed to be a bit sour, like a yoghurt. I’ve only had it for the first time recently but it was alright.

>> No.50360584

Hi OP, congrats on the $$$. Do you plan on selling internationally? I'm willing to buy some seeds. It would be nice if your seed is not present but I can't ask for much when buying stuff from someone on this site. Jokes aside, keep us posted and let me know about international shipping

>> No.50360604

>>50359494
CumClots

For the deserving DairyBoi

>> No.50360706

>>50360231
Rothschilds and Rockefellers own the jesuits
The Rothschilds bought the order in the mid 1800’s when they became the sole Vatican bankers. The Rockefellers bought in by giving the Rothschilds a major share of the FED in the early 1900’s

>> No.50360752

>>50359957
>in between fermentations
Not sure what you mean, I just take the grains out and transfer the kefir to a separate container. Keep it on the counter for the second fermentation and keep the lemon peel in there for the second fermentation.
>do you rinse the seeds with water
Never. It’s actually really bad to do that. I just fish them out from the kefir as best I can, drop them in a fresh jar, and start another batch. I also make sure to microwave the milk for 25 seconds before adding it to the jar with my seeds, since cold milk can stress them and result in an inferior product.

>> No.50360775

>>50360316
Prove you aren't a foreign faggot.

>>50360292
>Iphone
>Frogposting
Yep this is a eastern european gypsy thread.

>> No.50360822

>>50360775
Apu is American
Nice try bitch

>> No.50360832

>>50359854
Kefir is from Mongolia, you retard.

>> No.50360855

>>50360752
based advice, ty

>> No.50360856

>>50360822
Hi zoomer please go get a life.
Let the adults talk here, you only help perpetuate these kinda faggots.

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50360893

>>50360832
>>50359854
You're both retarded. Kefir is from the caucasus

>> No.50360901

>>50360706
I thought since the Jesuits are assassins they own the banks since threat of death trumps money but I could bw wrong

>> No.50360910 [DELETED] 

>>50360584
>>50359939
Willing to ship, international too if you cover postage
>>50360752
They can be washed with distilled water, just not tap water
>>50360775
I live in commiefornia, in what format do you want your proof?

>> No.50360911

>>50360893
Although pretty much all cultures make fermented milk in some way. Just another word.

>> No.50360978

>>50360910
check your laws lads. countries dont generally let food imports without a license. alcohol is generally allowed without, but this shit is delivered in a mason jar.

>> No.50361012

>>50360978
and yes i know but they dont care. ferment is alcohol to them.

>> No.50361030

>>50359494
Call it "Kafir Drink" or something like that. You could even advertise multiple flavors like:
>Explosive Energy
>Sweet Jihad
>Bomberry

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>>50359494
That's cool anon, congrats. I remember the previous thread.
I just started selling oyster mushrooms. I want to start growing them but where I live getting the mycelium is a pain in the ass, and expensive. So far I'm just re-selling them but hey if it gives profit who cares.

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>>50360901
Jesuit is a group that can be bought like anyone else
The jesuits only kill who they’re told to kill
Notice how old Rockefeller and Rothschilds live to be
The Rothschilds and Rockefellers owned the nazis too, they created the rat line to help nazis escape through the Catholic Church and their banks never got touched by hitler

>> No.50361292

>>50360910
No begging or advertising, this is advertising enjoy the b& mate and stop posting shit here to sell, you're just another gypsy scum.

>> No.50361340

>>50361292
Funny thing is that he'll probably get banned but the endless shitcoin peddlers are still thriving

>> No.50361342

>>50361292
obvious glowie who uses racial slurs and keeps posting on a kefir thread
why waste your time reading and replying in this thread? It doesn’t make sense unless you’re a miserable loser

>> No.50361346

>>50359957
>cloth masks cant block small particles

>> No.50361379

>>50361262
and I would defend him and his heirs until my last breath

>> No.50361388

>>50361342
Why do parasite cleanse and kefir threads bring out the glowies?

>> No.50361409

>>50361342
>>50361340
They need to be banned as well sick of this forum just being some posterboard for scammers/beggars crypto can't recover when this shits still happening.

Also gypsy isn't a racial slur you fucking faggot unless you're an actual gypsy piece of shit which if that's the case I spit on you and your ilk.

>> No.50361416

>>50361388
anything natural that improves peoples health cuts into the pharmaceutical industry and glowies are now mostly big pharma trolls thanks to vaccines and Covid

>> No.50361432

>>50359494
Have you ever tried applying a couple of fingers worth to the anus before masturbating?

>> No.50361440

>>50361388
>1pbtid
So OP is definitely samefagging this thread which tells me he's a failed scammer here now trying to push his poison, unpasteurized, particle and hair ridden goop onto /biz/
I wouldn't ever drink/eat anything prepared by anyone here, the amount of evil money brings out and this board shows it is astonishing.

>> No.50361449

>>50361409
calm down glowie
you’re giving yourself away and people are calling you out

>> No.50361468

>>50359854
Fuck off, I hate Russia and want nothing more than see it destroyed, but Kefir is pretty cool. We slavs have our differences, but Kefir unites us.

>> No.50361479

>>50361440
>dramatic little bitch
You showed those kefir drinkers how you feel
Good job fag

>> No.50361494

>>50361449
Oh no you hit airplane mode on your phone
>Bunch of 1ptbid calling me glowie
You do realize if you're going to samefag you should try mixing up your language so it doesn't very obviously appear you're the same person.

But hey if you're willing to deceive others to keep your self esteem you're willing to poison people with your goop.

>> No.50361512

>>50361409
I agree with you on the shitcoin shilling, it's pointless browsing the catalog and 99% of the threads are shitcoin shilling or sliding threads. However I don't start acting out, calm your tits

>> No.50361520

>>50361440
Idk what you’re all about buddy, but anybody arguing that kefir isn’t 10/10 god tier food is too far wrong to be worth listening about anything else

>> No.50361537

>>50361512
I was trolling OP originally but seeing as he decided to pop on 4 ID's and call me glowie on each one told me some bullshit is going on here so I'm just poking the beast.
Also I work in retail you faggots above who believe everyone is a glowie.

>> No.50361546

>>50361494
You’ve been posting in this thread for over an hour yelling at people you accuse of samefagging you
You’ve lost it, I think 4chan broke you

>> No.50361588

>>50361537
>he’s going to war over kefir and works retail
Kek
Who is this nerd?
Get a life

>> No.50361610

>>50361109
Nice, I send you good vibes and wish you well, hopefully I can get into the mushroom game too when I get a larger place
>>50361494
>8 posts by this ID
Thanks for bumping my thread

>> No.50361623

>>50361588
I'm a you harvester and I got my daily amount, now the glowiebank will deposit 0.3 million fractions of a bitcoin.

>> No.50361634

>>50361537
I don't know what to say man. On one hand, gj shitposting is alright even if it;s annoying. On the other hand, some users of this site are so easily triggered I believe we're reaching reddit levels of sensitivity.

>> No.50361645

>>50361610
>Stops samefagging/sperging for 20 minutes
>Hops back on computer
You know if you're gonna do this right you gotta switch between devices and make it appear you have no idea what's going on.

If you wanna tango with my schizophrenia you're gonna lose.

>> No.50361666

>>50360316
>Have some kefir schizos, it's your meds, but natural
>meds
>natural
Based and redpilled. Meds are necessary, but we don't want to support the glowing cia niggers' takeover of the world or the gigantic multinational corporations which they operate. The only way to free yourself is to start and keep developing your own means of creating the life you want, and then trading different versions of this with those who do have the same idea but different means. That is the true meaning and message of business, not just the collecting and "making" of money.

>> No.50361676

>>50361645
Your posts make me chuckle but i'm sure if you did this shit to me irl I's smash your phone or your face

>> No.50361683

>>50361623
10 posts?
That’s double what op has in this thread
You’ve bumped this thread more than anyone
Congrats

>> No.50361694

>>50361634
So the problem is we got /pol/ runoff because of 2021 which you can see the exact same posters on both boards if you ever switch between, we got reddit faggots and we got scammers/gypsies/jeets/eurofags who never left.

The average IQ of /biz/ went from maybe 110 which was being dragged down by the scammers to I'd say a hearty 48.
There's little of value here so I just ruin these faggots who are promoting themselves or products here because they failed at making a rugpull.

>> No.50361712

>>50361440
>, unpasteurized, particle and hair ridden goop
Post body and bmi my american friend

>> No.50361713

>>50361676
I've made a few anons here break their keyboards, I made forex anon so fucking crazy I swear he legitimately was hallucinating by the time I was done.

>> No.50361721

>>50361694
Go tell the shitcoiners how you feel
No one here gives a fuck

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>>50361712

>> No.50361746

>>50361713
>bragging about internet trolling
definitely a glowtard

>> No.50361754

>>50359494
Who the hell is going to buy milky substance from a random guy on craigslist

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>>50361730

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>>50361746
I mean if you think I'm a glowie and I'm not who exactly becomes the retard at that point.

>> No.50361783

>>50361730
this is the type of body I imagine 90% of internet trolls have
nice paint job anon

>> No.50361797

>>50359494
Hello Kefir bro, this sounds awesome and I want to try to start doing this, any tips on making the kefir itself, like how do you start it, what kind of milk? also how much do you sell for? I wish you all the more health and lots
wealth friend

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>>50361783

>> No.50361805

>>50361645
I find you hilarious, please stick around
>>50361754
Lots, Californians will drink anything

>> No.50361817

>>50361771
>who’s the retard
the guy trolling for free would be my first guess, paid internet troll would be my second guess

>> No.50361853

>>50359494
Throw some Kvass in your product line. Do an all natural one. It's such a slept on drink in the west, and has the perception of being non-alcoholic but actually has enough alcohol to make a light drinker feel just right. just gotta say its under 0.5% abv if people ask.

>> No.50361897

>>50361694
>So the problem is we got /pol/ runoff because of 2021 which you can see the exact same posters on both boards if you ever switch between, we got reddit faggots and we got scammers/gypsies/jeets/eurofags who never left.
Agree. I only use /pol/ these days just for sentiment check and any current events. I'd be less crazy if i started arguing with a wall than with a /pol/tard
>I just ruin these faggots who are promoting themselves or products here because they failed at making a rugpull.
Why do that? I'm a misanthrope but I try to give people a chance to not fuck up. Selling a physical product is not possibly not a good investment but why shit on them if they have good intentions and are trying hard? Especially since small businesses are being shitten on by the bigger competitors and the government.

>> No.50361901

>>50359494
I'm proud of you anon. :) Keep it up, and you'll have us all beat in profits in no time!

>> No.50361908

>>50361853
Probiotic and alcoholic? How come I’m just hearing about this?
Is it easier than brewing beer?

>> No.50362008

>>50361797
Get the grains (natural, not powdered) then put them in a jar. Put either raw milk or D whole milk in the jar (def not ultra-pasteurized or 3%) then close the jar so that it breathes. I use a paper towel and a loop of string. Set it in a room temp, dim place for 24hrs, then strain the grains out of the kefir. Repeat. I like to refrigerate it for another day to mellow the sour taste
>>50361853
I just might, good idea

>> No.50362022

>>50361853
That sounds like something a viking would drink, noice

>> No.50362115

>>50362008
Thanks bro, ill get some raw milk today

>> No.50362133

>>50359494
I have kefir grains since many months but suddenly they stopped replicating although they still produce kefir every couple of days and it doesn't smell bad or weird. It just doesn't increase in size. What do?

>> No.50362187

>>50362133
Have you tried adding some Greek yogurt?

>> No.50362222

>>50359494
do you sell just the grain? or do you sell bottles of kefir?

>> No.50362376

>>50362008
>>/biz/thread/50359494#p50360910
thanks kefirbro
also,
>They can be washed with distilled water, just not tap water
YOU JUST DISCOVERED IRL GARLOID FARMING

>> No.50362992

>>50362222
Holy checked. I sell the grains, I want to sell the kefir itself
>>50362115
Where did you get them from?>>50362376
Garloids are real, Tether has garloid futures as backing

>> No.50363058

>>50359494
>creating value instead of speculating on ponzi tokens
Gmi

>> No.50363126 [DELETED] 

>>50362992
>>50362376
>>50362222
>>50362187
>>50362133
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>> No.50363628

>>50359939
>Baltimore
my condolences

t. nova chad