/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR IT'S OVER

euro just died lmao

hey mumus you okay?

idk if its the adderall but I'm nervous af... gotta sell these puts quick...

official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SccggMlZQtw

>>50350350
That was me, except I also said it did that in 2008 when it hit an ATH; but that seasonality has it dump in July then pump back way up before crashing in the fall.
I should've listened to myself, now I'm red on UCO. I don't think I'm good at this bros.

THERE GOES MY EURO

WATCH IT AS IT GOES

3 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>>50350358
Cashgang is laughing at us.

Press F for the Euro

red candles RED CANDLES OVER PARADISE

My wife came in and just told me to stop crying because I’m waking up the kids. I don’t think she understands just how badly I fucked up.

>>50350404
This is why I pop 3 mg of Xanax before trading.

APOLOGIZE.

>>50350408
Find a copium chart of oil priced in Euros or Yen.

AH SHIT HERE WE GO

>>50350423
Tell us

WHAT THE FUCK WILL BE THAT???

>>50350423
how badly

>>50350423
You bought SOXL calls didn't you?

>>50350419
s.

>>50350423
That's okay, I don't either.

WTFWT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WEHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50350384
It has some ties to kaiji but you can enjoy it on its own. It's about tonegawa's rise to the corporate ladder. Watch the black lagoon company if you want more market related stuff. Tonegawa is office drone and business stuff. BLC is has some macro in it on top of corpo stuff

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

DING DING DING

>that volume

>>50350423
It’s just money faggot. If your wife’s love for you is tied to your bank account you fucked up, and should leave her with the children and come shoot coke with me in the sewers under mcdonalds. You get WiFi down here and the police never check it unlike the bathrooms, best spot desu

DXY is at $1.09. How high is it going to run?

I bet we end up crabbin just like yesterday. digits confirm

kek that tiny ass low volume green 1 min candle

NOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PUMP ON BAD NEWS HOW CAN THIS BE IT'S NOT FAIIIIIR THIS MARKET IS SO MANIPULATED BY THE JEWS AAAAAAAAAAA

>>50350499
FUCK YOU CRABBI

>mfw today

>muh ppi
>muh priced in
What else did you say,mumu?

>>50350493
Plaza was at like 120.

SOXL bros, whats happening?

>>50350499
>Me checking those

mfw reading the intelligent investor to find a way to play this drop

>>50350457
lmao

>>50350518
>>50350493
And it looks like we should reach that some time next goddamn week.

>tsm beats ER, raises guidance
>domps
mmk

>TSMC just went negative
lol. lmao even

HAHAH FUCK TSM FUCK SEMIS

>>50350513
>akshually if you remove energy and food it's not as high as expected
>inflation is good for stonks
>fed will pivot
>market is pricing in the recovery at the end of the greater depression

>>50350493
Once reverse repo drops and banks spend their cash, then you have my permission to drop

>>50350554
wtf

Look what I bought on open

BUBuuuut TSMC beat earnings, everyone wants my semis. AHAHAH

>>50350554
>>50350557
What a fucking joke. Every fucking time. Seriously there's no logic to it whatsoever.

TSLA heeming thank god

surely NRGU will recover

IM A BOBO GIRL, IN A BOBO WORLD

>>50350580
Anon no…

cramer is bearish on oil

>>50350358
The euro is getting absolutely cucked. I guess I'll finally be able to afford to travel to those "beautiful" European countries those fags are always bragging about

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3740 big SPX level

There's quite literally no bull with money left willing to buy. It's over. They're exhausted and tired. Look at those limp dick candles.

Mumus yeterday:
>oooohhh recession is actually bullish!
>oohhh inflation is good!
Where are you cucks now?

>>50350606
Why would you want to travel to stinky yurop, just to laugh at peasants that's mean bud?

PULL UP
PULL UP
TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP
PULL UP

RETARD RETARD

S&P 500 VIX still not high enough for my liking.

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

>OIL
holy shit

Bears don't even have a reason for semis to be dumping after they absolutely fucking destroy earnings. INTC down 2%+ for no discernible reason, TSM red after raising fucking guidance. Absolute bullshit.

how did they actually manage to bring oil down this far? is there not a supply crunch + energy crisis + record money printing?

>>50350628
that should be a good thing. means the spike up we are due for will be glorious

BUDDY PULL UP

>SHEL down 5% on open

Goddamn, Dark Brandon's going for it.

MICROSOFT IS LAYING OFF -30% OF THE WORKFORCE JUST GOT MY EMAIL

>>50350595
Well not today. Or this *quarter*. Or this decade.

/CL UNDER $90

THAT'S A BIDEN WIN

>OIL? OIL.

>>50350643
haha how much did you lose? get owned faggot

they really, REALLY, thought this time was different.

Damn, even my foodfolio is getting heemed.

TERRAIN
TERRAIN
DIVE DOWN
TERRAIN
TERRAIN
DIVE DOWN

>>50350358
shorted spy yesterday at 380

Do I dump it or are we drilling down more today

>>50350645
It’s just paper oil. It doesn’t exist.

BUDDY LOOK AT CRUDE OIL FOSSIL FUEL

>>50350667
That's shaping up to be a nice looking soft landing right there :)

>>50350660
Why do you say?

>CPI release
>market gaps down then rallies
>PPI release
>market gaps down keeps selling
I sometimes hate these fuckers who play games and take everyone's money. I should've bought more PUTS

I sold my SQQQ calls I bought yesterday for 120ea for 280ea this morning. And just like that I'm done trading for the day.

>oil almost under $91

>>50350686
be smart. cash out. I lost so much money, because I held too long

You didn't listen did you?

>>50350645
THAT'S A BIDEN WIN

>>50350666
You legitimately have no explanation for why genuinely successful, arguably necessary companies are tanking 2% a day while reporting great earnings. Not even talking about semis specifically but that's maybe the most obvious bullshit fest of the year.

And here you'd think cheaper oil would help the Euro.

OIL PRINCESSES LMAO

>OIL? OI-ACK!

>they literally don't even want to buy for gay pump anymore
Where are you Mumu? I'll make it quick.

>DXY

Fed is losing control of the bond market and the dollar isn’t stopping. Something is about to break

>>50350726
i'm up $3000 today by the way and we're just getting started ;)

Gold about to drop into $1600 range.

AND I TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT THE DOW HISTORY

Should I just sell everything for a loss and try to make it back? SOXL is never going to recover and I'm getting really nervous with oil. I've been in the red on UCO a few times but never this far and idk if it'll recover if this keeps up.
I'm so heemed.

I am literally putting my entire paycheck into LETFs right now and in a couple years I'll be retardedly rich because God hates you but loves me

>>50350645
Turns out when you are heading into a depression oil goes down

>>50350736
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

Fat daily VIX candle is shaping up nicely

Wowie zowie look at EURUSD

>>50350722
times he was right:
1
times he was wrong:
10000000000000

bought more sqqq premarket and thought i was gonna just tank it today
lookin good bobros
imma make me a sandwich

>>50350753
wrong he loves me

>>50350726
Over bought. Coming back down to earth.

-1.88%
>-1.88%
-1.88%
>-1.88%
holy shit my 401k keeps getting obliterated.
and that's on top of inflation.

>>50350736
I'll tell you what's about the break. My fucking puts are about to break the $10 mark!

>>50350759
Euros rugging harder than a shitcoin, kek

NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOoooooOOOooooo my puts
>I'm glad I didn't sell them like a bitch yesterday

>>50350745
>about to
Just did

>>50350726
perhaps because the entire market is trending downward? a global recession surely would have some effect on all prices right?

>>50350727
They can’t afford to import it anymore.

>>50350750
It's honestly too late. You're better off holding and buying more in another month or two before the Fed begins its pivot.

IT'S OVER SELL EVERYTHING NOW AND RUN FOR THE HILLS

>>50350777
lol after eight fucking months of nonstop selling it's somehow overbought, got it. Jesus fucking christ bears have lost the thread at this point. You idiots are just as nonsensically exuberant as bulls were in 2020.

We once again entered the magical time where there is literally NO positive news on horizon and everything is horrible once again!

What a great time to BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY! The bottom is in!

NO TENGO DINERO
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50350804
But anon, that would mean their economy's going to die.

>>50350819
zoom out

>>50350647
Not really. VIX is getting crushed. As retarded as it might sound it's a sign that the market is looking for a bottom.
This is coming from someone who's been bearish before it was cool.

>>50350819
Imagine being this retarded. Couldn't be me.

>>50350726
>You legitimately have no explanation for why genuinely successful
I hope you're not talking about Intel faggot because they're going to single digit. They're going to be sucking government dick for gibs now.

HOLY FUCK ITS GOING UNDER 90

WE NEED TO PUMP UP THE PINK WOJAK INDEX

Why does it feel better to win as a bear than win as a bull? Am I just an asshole?

cashgang chads here we are

>>50350819
Read my lips

WE
HAVENT
EVEN
BEGUN
TO
DROP

Good morni-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

>>50350840
Wait until AAPL says they lost money last quarter.

>>50350819
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Check the fuckin margins mate
What do you think makes up the margins pal
How do you think record inflation wi effect margins buddy

>SILVER
Lmao.

>>50350840
Vix is pumping right now though.

>>50350658
>I've got about 40k in cash setting in my bank account, I opened up a TFSA to invest some if it. My boomer dad says that holding a lot of cash is best during times of inflation and to only invest 5k. Is he being a dumb boomer here, I thought now is the best time to invest?

not yet, wait until at least october to see how far the market falls as that's likely when the market will bottom or be a lot closer to it. what you should do right now (at most) is buy stocks that inverse the S&P/Nasdaq so you make money as it falls

>>50350840
VIX is getting crushed because deluded bulltards are STILL buying and STILL not selling. They're unironically fine with being bagholders for 10+ years.

>market is already turning green just like that

this is getting old CRAB

>>50350875
unironically buy the dip here, right here, right now

>>50350846
Do you hear how retarded you sound?? You're saying that a massive company that is essentially guaranteed to be propped up by the richest government in the world [who makes all the rules] is somehow a bad investment?

>>50350845
>>50350833
Yeah that's what I though, faggot bears have nothing real to say

>>50350731
is it finally happening?

Sqqq

>>50350658
He's a retarded boomer for obvious reasons: holding cash during inflation = losing value equal to inflation.
However now is not a good time to invest because the market is still crashing hard. Except if you DCA, then it's a great time.

>>50350753
Which do you like?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I have about 40k sitting in a bank account and opened a TFSA to invest some of it. My boomer dad said that during times of high inflation cash is better and to only invest 5k. Is he being a dumb boomer?

>>50350645
Prices were inflated. Supply was down, price was up. Supply went back up, price didn't go back down. Now it's going down.

Are you ready for the m-ACK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50350888
>intcel
>doesn't understand anything about the market
Classic

>>50350819
Anon, everything is overbought. It’s been going down for 8 months because SOFT LANDING.

HERE COMES THE CRAB!

>>50350886
PMs arent investments. Ill only buy if I want to look at it because im a geologist and I like rocks. Im putting my money into investments that produce money for me.

>>50350888
>waaaah waaaaah baby need diaper change
ok baby. i'll be there making money while you seethe and poop your pants

>>50350888
>massive company
Read: bloat and HR women
>guaranteed
By who?
>propped up by richest government in the world
Currently 130% GDP in debt.
>is somehow a bad investment
Not somehow. It's a dying company falling behind further and further on tech in a market where bleeding edge is a must.

>>50350862
Does a bear have a long game, or is it a watch the world burn thing?

>>50350918
Cash is better in the sense that you're going to need a lot of it to pay for costs of living.

>>50350918
When inflation goes down, prices go down. So not entirely.

>>50350954
Buying in at the bottom.

>>50350937
I'm not talking about buying it for longterm
I'm talking about buying SLV here, for a quick 3-5% flip by Monday

Is Scoopsies actually brown?

Honestly disgusted ngl

>>50350918
Invest $200 then play with it for a month, then double, then play a month, then double.
Don’t trick yourself into throwing away money

>>50350978
We prefer the term "elevated melanin".

no mean tweets

>>50350867
EPS armageddon is most likely the last legdown
>>50350877
>>50350884
The new generation of bulls have been DCA'ing into high PE growth all bear market looking for a bounce.
Sadly, their shit picks ain't gonna do shit. Real economy ones will fair better

>>50350995
I just refer to him as "one of the good ones".

>mumus sucking the crab off
Hard times huh mumu?

>>50350944
lol jesus fucking christ bears actually are this retarded??? Yeah I bet you're long term bearish on Boeing too after you lapped up all the bullshit Vox published about the 737 MAX during a trade war with China.

Again, I think it's fucking hilarious that everyone in /smg/ says that data doesn't matter until they want to cherry pick data to support their retarded concepts

Aaaaaaaaaand they adjusted the algos. Fun's over, back to crabbing.

>>50350972
When do we pull the trigger?

>>50350936
crab won't be saving anybody today
this is a -15% SOXL kind of day

>>50351023
You are bar none the dumbest poster these threads has ever seen.

>>50350888
>richest government in the world [who makes all the rules
Not for long.

>>50350954
>>50350972
Watching retards make money on absolutely ridiculous pumps with shit companies and dog coins just makes me seethe and rage

>>50351001
nothing personnel, man

>>50350995
>>50351015
I hate jeets with every fiber of my being

Why is Buttcorn stable?

>>50350954
Bears are short-term players because the market is long-term bullish. Their goal is to identify weakness and capitalize in the small timeframe they're afforded.

>>50351023
>Being bullish on Boeing

>>50351031
You say that but it's actually recovering slowly.

>>50351035
we had people calling for a 2-week return to $70 SOXL 6 months ago
and 3 months ago
and 1 month ago
and they're probably here right now

>>50350358
>cryptos up
>stonks down

That's it. This fiat market scam is over.

>>50351049
DON'T READ THE TELEPROMTER LINES TODAY BIG GUY

>>50351062
Yes, and I'm claiming he's literally dumber than these people. At least the soxl backholder will be back to $70 soxl in 20 years most likely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79w0T1jmgoQ

Crash this jewish daydream (nightmare)
Bring about something that will make Weimer seem like normalcy
Bring about total collapse
End globohomo

Hijack the great reset and kill all the elites
Bring about a true emperor of mankind
I'm ready

>>50351023
look at this boomer

>>50351061
better get your calls quick, then

>>50350884
401Ks are buying as well as the plunge protection team

Dollar is backing off hard now.

>>50351078
Unironically true for Japs and Euros.

>>50351056
wrong thread

>>50351049
What this man said in Tel Aviv yesterday was the most egregious thing I have ever heard in my life, and I have said some really offensive things.

How are bears not concerned about a bailout? You know when the dollar pumps literal countries default, right? All it takes is Powell coming out and saying 75 bps and then 50 for the market to end +3%. It’s like you’re rooting for the bad guy to win in the cartoon show but we know that never happens

>>50351035
>>50351043
>>50351059
Hahahahahahaha oh my god holy fucking shit I hope I'm not the only one witnessing the absolute retardation here. Wow how edgy bro ur bearish on Intel and Boeing woweee those are some big brain takes!! Careful you might have stumbled upon something big, you could be the first to really short them into oblivion!

lmao

>>50351097
Anon thats now what you think it is
The euro and dollar are having a competition on who can collapse harder and faster

right now the dollar is starting to win again
we are watching a race to the bottom

>>50351110
One of our main problems is global inflation. Another money printing for a bailout seems like the ultimate kick the can down the road scenario and the bandaid won't last long.

>>50351124
>intel
JFC bro

>>50350919
Oil supply crisis has not been fixed at all.

Oil price target for 2nd half of 2022 is still 125-135 according to every analyst firm.

>>50351110
lmfao the mumu cope is getting more epic with every thread

>>50350779
>Not actively managing your 401k on a recession
NGMI

>>50351127
Name one thing that's rising, stable, or even just collapsing slower than the dollar (other than your puts).

>>50351110
What bailout? Powell is on the record saying inflation won't define his career

>>50351023
Really?

We haven't had revised earnings yet and even looking past that, we are only returning to sensible PE ratios.
This is what should dictate the success of all stocks unless it has some sort of unrealised upside.
All the semiconductor and social media companies had no business being +20 times earnings, the NASDAQ still has a way to go.


The only reason stocks are so high is QE and low interest rate, there is no reason for it.

>>50350918
No, he’s not. Asset prices will fall when the government tightens money supply to fight inflation. Cash is king In such an environment. You bite the bullet on inflation but in the end if you rock hard cash gang it you come out on top because all the other retards try to spend their money to protect themselves from inflation, then there’s no money to go around besides yours. It’s good to have a hedge with this strategy like a fixed low interest rate debt though.

>>50351110
Turns out printing money for 40 years with no fiscal discipline has consequences eventually

Time for GME puts. Shit is so cringe

>>50351147
Their year end S&P targets all being with 4's though so maybe they're not the best source.

SIGASISTERS

It's another
>dump in pre market but slowly recover but still stay slightly negative
day
just to fuck everyone

imagine being the kind of retard who buys this bulltrap

>>50351110
They can't afford more bailouts. They'd have to wait until after inflation is under control (which isn't actually happening).

>>50351078
>That's it. This fiat market scam is over.
Opposite.
Crypto is being consolidated by the big boys as we speak. Plunge protection money at work keeping their friends afloat.
Crypto already is, and will forever after be just another spx high beta alternative. Any 3x bull etf will give you the same returns without the potential fuck-my-shit-up regulation coming down the pipe.

>>50351164
Jewish hegemony

>>50351110
Biden’s voter base is getting killed by inflation. As long as that stays above 2%, there can’t be any sort of bailout and Powell can’t stop until he’s beaten inflation in the US. Smaller countries getting killed by his policy is not his problem, that’s Biden’s problem

>>50351141
Cool yeah just stay super bearish on a company that's going to continue to be a staple in the tech sector for the rest of your fucking life. Absolute imbeciles man.

>>50351188
I hate days like these.

>>50351137

You can still hike and keep the dollar tamed. The problem is the fed is being pressured by politics to literally throw shit into the fan. Hiking 100 bps into a literal recession? Never done before. Even Volcker fucking backed off when the data got bad. Europe and Japan are right, the inflation problem can’t be solved over night, there needs to be a long and natural recession, not hiking 500 bps into the fucking Great Depression 2.0. Powell is a slave to POLITICS, he is being forced to make a policy catastrophe

i still have a couple hundred in this

>>50351187
Told you all so. Now's about time to buy in if you followed my blog and sold at 14-15 yesterday.

Some JEW said max pain was at 380 for OpEx Friday

>>50351190
>They can't afford more bailouts
Nigger they literally make the rules lol I don't know how any of you idiots think you're going to outsmart the people in charge

>>50351201
Wake me when they follow through with their USA fab plans. Right now they're throwing a bitch fit about government gibs.

>>50351173
Wait, why are you *not* factoring in QE and low interest rates?

That's an incredibly retarded oversight and is why stocks are much closer to their bottom than fair value would suggest.

>>50351201
Imagine being this much of an inbred zoomer lmao

>>50351188
This is where they trap retail idiots who don't know what they are doing but revenge trade thinking they can make up for their losses. It's honestly the best time to go to stocktwits and watch them get heemed

>>50351200
>Biden’s voter base is getting killed by inflation.
Are they really though? Most are affluent fart sniffing liberal urbanites .

>>50351194
>>50351085

you need help kid

>buttcoin dropping
Heh cryptobaggies

>>50351023
But you’re the one losing money anon, are you sure you’re not the retarded one here?

Ah. Another one of those days, huh.

DOWN WE GO AGAIN

>>50351216
Trust me brother, I’m right there with you. Sold all my SIGA and bought SQQQ before market close yesterday. Today’s morning scramble went precisely as planned.

it's dumping again

>>50350358
is it a good idea to buy?
the general sentiment is terrible right now sure
but they always used to say that when everybody thinks the world is going to collapse tomorrow, that's the time where you should buy

me preparing my mouthpussy for bobo cock

>>50351213
That's retarded. You're retarded. Why would politicians want a recession or rate hikes.

the low is being retested
we either go lower or crab

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOWER HIGHS
LOWER LOWS

GET FUCKED DUMBASS COWS

>>50351228
What do you think is a fair P vs E ratio to buy at? Or do you ascribe to the good company sky is the limit stupidity?

MONEY TIME

>>50351213
They lost their chance when they printed out of the 2020 crash instead of letting the bubble they built pop. They chose this fate to save hedgies and real estate parasites.

>>50351237
Imagine being such a fucking contrarian edgelord that you're long term bearish on Boeing and Intel. Jesus fucking christ.

>>50351273

>>50351222
I love your posts because they are so hilariously stupid that they totally fit the clown world we live in nowadays.

>>50351273
What the fuck

Is a global stagflationary depression with the worst leaders in global history bullish for stonks?

This will be known as golden bear maul of 2022.

>THEY CRABBED UNTIL NASDACK COULD CATCH UP
THE MANIPULATION IS UNBELIEVABLE

>>50351247
Fuck off nigger boomer
no one likes jews

>>50351306
Mumus seem to think so.

>>50351247
Nah he’s right. It just won’t happen is all. Not for another 10-20 years, anyway.

>>50351265
Anyone giving you advice after the world shut down for a year and trillions worth of currencies were printed into existence doesn't know what they're talking about. You'd have better luck flipping a coin.

>>50351301
>>50351304
That's the fucking vocal cords you imbeciles

Sold my SQQQ. Good enough for the day.

>>50351222
You are so dumb Holy fuck you have no clue what is going on right now. You have absolutely NO IDEA. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Wow if people like you are still around we really got a long way to go

>>50351296
Imagine having an IQ so low, it starts with -

>>50351340
vocal folds, nigger

oil diving into 50 bucks and euro break parity as i predicted 2 months ago

Today I have officially lost all my gains from investing in passive ETFs over the last 4 years if you factor inflation. Passive investing is a scam. I am thinking of moving money to a hedge fund but how do I find the best performing funds?

The HUI miners index is only down 7% today

Hmmmmm

>oil down 30% in one month due to... uhh... well there MIGHT be less demand because there MIGHT be a recession in the future, or something...
clown world

>>50351352
>selling shorts at the start of a leg down after the worst inflation numbers in the history of man
bobruh...

>>50351288
The government can't sustain 4% on the debt and will probably keep interest rates targeted at 3% as inflation pays it back, so a "fair"/median P.E. would be between 25 and 30. We've crashed below that for now but as you said, earnings revisions will be shit.

>>50351296
Imagine being such a fucking retarded boomeroid that you are bullish for companies that hire niggers.

>>50351273
Hot.

>>50351340

STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

>>50351265
We have a long way to go before the bottom anon.

EURO FUTURES ABOUT TO BREAK BELOW 1.00

>>50351352
same- no greedy- if it comes down more than I will get back in

Oil about to be under $90 LMAO

>>50351388
Boomers gotta have 3 things in their life
>Sucking nigger dicks
>sucking jew dicks
>letting israel rape their asshole for freedom

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>50351352
Im thinkin of giving it another 30min or so myself

>>50351201
>He doesn't know about the chip design disaster.

>>50351384
After the scampumps of the past days, I just can't be bothered to hold. I'll re-evaluate things Friday.

>>50351393
How bad things really are

>>50351374
Do it

>>50351306
Yes, when corporate dystopia takes over, only original shareholders (from 2022 and earlier) will have property rights.

>>50351402
Isn't this a good thing since it means inflation is coming down? Oil is the biggest driver of inflation

Absolutely BASED. The market will get bottom at its 200 week moving average. SPY 350 = Buy

>>50351340
Looks like a mouthpussy to me

I gotta tell you this is wild.

Isn't oil going down kinda bullish actually?

Qqq broke 280 support
It’s fucking over. My wife is going to murder me

Yo /smg/ it actually kind of worries me that I seem to be the only person here arguing that companies like Boeing and Intel are probably going to be around forever and are in fact legitimate big players who get an incredible amount of support from the US government, who heavily uses their products. Please tell me that /smg/ isn't just full of bottom-of-the-barrel faggot bear retards. Please.

>>50351213
>there needs to be a long and natural recession, not hiking 500 bps into the fucking Great Depression 2.0
So what your saying is a slow drawn out heat death of a country is preferable to a sudden crash where you’re injured but still alive? A crash needs to happen to weed out all the shit in the economy, slow and steady won’t do shit to fix it, it’s just prolonging the status quo instead of fixing the issue.

>>50351462
How much are they paying you ranjesh
no one wants to buy your curry bags

>>50351462
we are all Airbus Chads, sorry boingtard

>>50351410
still a decent entry going SPXS... if it crashes like it has been, seems like this is just a friendly crab for now.

>>50351462
What are you trying to say here? That just because a company has longevity its supposed to be a good buy? By your logic Macy's is a great investment right now

reminder you can make this thread as comfy as you wish, its simple to do really

You can always count on a Jew to try to jew everyone else.
Made back this week's losses.

>>50351443
Oil isn't going down because of supply. It's going down because of demand.

>>50351462
This is the mindset of a man who accumulates shit like GE

>>50351375
>You invested in a BUG index? Anon, what were you thinking?

Gold mining companies were already comically cheap, now they are even cheaper. Think I will just buy more

>>50351462

>>50351488
i dont have those options...

>>50351508
I am using a chrome extension called 4chanX

>>50351494
To me it sounds like it's going down purely off of speculation over rate hike and recession fears.

>>50351462
Bro Bear Sterns opened up in 1923 there's no way they're going bust haha calm down bro.

>these are the people dabbing on you for longing GME
feels good being up got a splt dividend and NFT market place that has traded more NFT volume in one day than coinbase traded over it's entire lifetime

SOME ONE BAKE BREAD

>>50351523
Still not baking until I start making money

>>50351494
Except there's no actual demand destruction yet, just "fears" of it. It's all manipulation.

Is it my imagination, or do bears have significantly more power than bulls. Seems like bulls can make the price inch along, slowly crawl up at like 2% a day, but bobos can come out of nowhere with a -30% any time they want.

>>50351494
Funny way to spell market manipulation.

>>50351393
IT'S ALL AS IT SHOULD BE

>>50351523
ok baking a thread with no links hold on

>>50351504
Is that the ghoul looking bitch on timcast that constantly gets spammed around here

>>50351518
you're delusional its going down because of less demand as recession starts to kick in fully, take your meds idiot.

>>50351523
I'm rangebanned from starting threads on blue boards. I didn't know that was a thing.

>>50351569
There's only so many poxcox you can post before that happens.

You know what? I do not care, I didn't need that much money anyway.

>New thread INSTANTLY deleted

>>50351518
should be a few more days of "pricing in"

>>50351462
Intel is getting shilled to the normies right now
it's about to dump, gtfo out of Intel asap!

>>50351601
notice how jannies start banning and deleting threads randomly when the market dumps. these retards are probably all in soxl

>>50351462
>Intel
>good
Its just the American name

>>50351372
Passive investing through index-fixed EFTs only works if your investment horizon is 20+ years. Ideally 25+ years. Bear markets are when you buy more, not less. Grow a set of balls and steamroll through.

>>50351462
whether or not they will be around forever and whether or not the price of the stock(s) will go up or down are entirely different questions

>>50351538
LOL no dude bulls are always naturally going to be the best side to take becuase the market inherently goes up over a long enough time line. The only thing that separates that is the environment which is no Bueno right now

>>50351471

It’s not a “sudden crash”, you guys need to stop looking at macro through a US equity vacuum. If the dollar keeps spiking countries are going to default (like Sri Lanka). If the BoJ cannot maintain YCC there will be a huge global liquidity crisis, also they hold 1.2 trillion in treasuries. The dollar is the world reserve currency, if it gets too high countries can’t service their debt and default. I never said stop hiking, I said take control of the rabid dog that is the dollar before it breaks the global economy.

>>50351643
>janny follows shilled stock from /smg/
oh thats rich

>>50351241
>Biden’s voter base is getting killed by inflation.
Biden's voter base already died before the election.

Is there a board with worse jannies than /biz/?

get in here
>>50351590

>>50351656
>Markets are when you buy more, not less. Grow a set of balls and steamroll through.
Fixed that for you.

>>50351247
That haircut is tits. More women in real life need that haircut.

>>50351687
>Sri Lanka

>>50351701

>>50351259
>>50351187

There's a containment thread in the catalog for discussions regarding gay sex.

>>50351372
>Today I have officially lost all my gains from investing in passive ETFs over the last 4 years if you factor inflation. Passive investing is a scam.
That's what happens when you're just blindly holding forever like your Aunt Edna who barely knows what the stock market is. If you're on SMG, you should be savvy enough to guess roughly when the longer term uptrends break and then get out until the resulting downtrend breaks. For example, I'm dumb as shit and even I knew to flip bearish in my 401k this past January.

>>50351687
Break ev1 else or have nasty inflation domestically. Too bad for ev1 else

>>50351372
but muh heckin 20% outperformance per year

>>50351687
>The dollar is the world reserve currency
What makes it the world reserve currency? How does it hold its status, why cant another currency take its place?

>>50351517
>4chanX
How do you pronounce this? Fore chanks?

>>50351999
Four chan eks

>>50350720
yeah lost half my money holding this for more. dumped it because I keep not taking profit

>>50351023
You sound butthurt about your bags getting crushed lmfao
These are the posts that keep me going

>>50351981
"World reserve currency" is a dumbass buzzword. Any currency held in reserve is a reserve currency. Every central bank holds all the currencies of their country's big trading partners and the ones not run by morons also hold gold. They can hold whatever they choose to.

>>50350779
mokou is always used for these images.
kinda wish yuyuko or clownpiece were used for them instead.