/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sorry Indian bro for thinking you were native, I am retarded white man have mercy while living in my country

>he baked

>>50341492
i wish i hadn't seen that

He doesn't know about BCC. He doesn't realize it's 75% undervalued or so. Idiot.

cant even be excited for pre market dumps anymore cause i'll know it'll pump its ass off.

Futes lookin good,mumu

>>50341497
Lol.

I haven't really been browsing lately, what have I been missing? Any good plays or macroanalysis?

I sold a favorite long at exactly the wrong time and now I want to buy it back because I'm afraid it won't dip.
And I shorted Blackstone (BX) via put spread.

>>50341505
What was it?

>>50341537
nothing, no, nothing, go back

>>50341507
Look how dominant BCC is relative to competitors as well

Crude cannot die. It can only be stored underground until gushing upwards once more.

>>50341537
We are all into T bills now, that's about it.

>>50341550
I am back
This is where I'm from

>>50341513
>>50341553
Alright now do one for Monster Beverage Corporation. And Hasbro.

>>50341537
There's been lots of posts here about CBT that you've missed. You want to go long CBT.

>>50341457
Daily reminder inflation isn't going anywhere as long as the dollar is strong and pegged to the yuan cheaply, and that all bobos are destined for destruction.

My bhenchods. My bastards.

Im gonna scale big time into a SHOP short. People believed in their CEO because they thought he’s a good operator - I think he’s only good at capital raises. Also, Shopify has AFRM stock and Stripe call options on their balance sheet. AFRM is probably worth less than a billy, and Stripe got marked down after Tiger Global dipshits led a recent funding round.

When you remove the AFRM investment, SHOP has a P/E in the mid hundreds and are grossly overvalued.

But wanna know the best part? their convertible bonds are 70% underwater; the strike price is 144 postsplit; the stock trades in the 30s. That’s a 2-3% dilution on the horizon. Lol.

>>50341559
Honestly man IDK about any iol plays, in the Permian everyone has been so scared to spend my money it is a little worrisome. That could also be a good sign tho, they were loose with the purse strings last fo around.

100 bps in july = MOTHERFUCKERS GETTING LIQUIDATED

WHALE MOTHERFUCKERS GETTING LIQUIDATED

things will break. exit all markets

>>50341548
It was siganon,you're better off not knowing.

>>50341457
>no refunds on stocks
wtf where's my consumer protection rights

LMFAOO holy fuck guys. You know the show "The Office" (yeah of course you do, you dont live under a rock).

Well BCC, the company im looking into, has had some product placement on The Office from yeeaars ago. Crazy stuff. Pic rel. Lol. Bottom right.

>>50341612
That's not out until patch 2.5 with the micro transaction store

>>50341578
>anime
>my little pony
>surprise anal
does anyone actually think this is accurate?

>>50341594
Really? Any good DD?

CBT probably better than NTR, fertilizer stocks getting destroyed. Maybe farmers arent going to be able to afford fertilizer? Spending too much on oil and gas? Lower yields... more food price inflation... fuck

>>50341610
Thank you. I am glad we have a janny that cleans his cocks. I hate seeing cocks. Thank you janny for cleaning cocks in your spare time. I'm glad you do it for free. It means you enjoy your cock cleaning.

>>50341601
Capital discipline is how you beat stagflation though. No rate hikes blowing up your bonds, no overproduction forcing you to dump on a weak market.

>>50341628
cant wait to grow up and pull epic pranks in my minimum wage job

>>50341457
Actually you can take loans against your stocks.

>>50340231
>10, whats the best way to short Germany? (US free brokers only I'm poor

I am GLAD Germany is getting fucking heemed by Russia. They fucking deserve it after laughing at Trump when he told them they were retarded for doing this.

https://youtu.be/FfJv9QYrlwg

>

>>50341628

>>50341638
>does anyone actually think this is accurate?
Well I live in Idaho, born and raised. "Horse Girls" are 100% a thing here.

I think it's a good idea to go long on TWTR like everybody else on Wall Street because we too are unable to correctly face the reality of the pre-test probability of Elon losing a big case

TWTR getting a $1b check from Elon would add an insane amount of $$$ to their cash flow

>asian and aussie markets green
>US futures still red
whats going on?

>>50341628
>And then Jim looked at the camera!
>Then dwig said "battle star galactic"
>Almost as funny as pickle Rick

>>50341638
>>50341665
Actually, I should also mention, "vacations" to Montana are quite popular since bestiality is 100% legal there, but a felony in Idaho.

The more you know, ya know? You just know.

>>50341565
>T bills
explain. I have heard this but I'm consuming too much financial media so I don't remember who was expecting t bills to start performing

>>50341682
>>50341667
Alright fuck off I know The Office is literally 17 y old white girl humor. Just cool that BCC has had product placement in a show as big as this. Reflects their dominance and moat in the industry

>>50341638
>does anyone actually think this is accurate?
It's the percent change over baseline, not the most popular searches. The average state has 0.3 searches by women per year for 'my little pony' so someone in Idaho refreshing their search 3 times is +1000%

>>50341678
Look at dollar computer, compadre.

>>50341695
theres a difference between product placement and an accurate prop

Attenti0n federal agents of /biz/!
There is an innocent woman being held captive by a perverted, racist, and homophobic (SIGA) fat man in SeaTac, Wash.
Please hurry.

Stocks will go lower

>>50341713
blow me nerd

>>50341655
True, like I said IDK. Just what I have noticed 'round here. OVV still spends hella dough tho, they buy nickel plated seating nipples, over priced well shark tools for 10k, I would avoid homies

Guys, guys. Euros are gonna wake up below parity.

>>50341689
Anon, you're joking right? Are you the guy who talked about the girl who casually asked people if they want to watch a horse fuck her at a farm party?
>t. lived in idaho for years and dated an idahoan

>>50341724
>SeaTac
NEVER FORGET

>>50341689
>>50341665
horse girls and MLP isn't the same thing
MLP has nothing in common with real horses

>>50341726
stfu

>>50341724
This man was last seen driving a forklift towards one of the many peaceful Islamic Centers of historic Highway 99.

The jews running VIX are fucking with me I swear. On one hand basic TA on it totally works (kinda), on the other hand my god do they love doing these fake breakouts.

VIX Inc CEO Jonathan Vix really needs to clean up his operation. This kinda stuff has got to be illegal.

Lets keep discussing BCC. The bearish view on BCC is that capgoods companies don’t generally have high multiples. So an expansion isn’t likely. It could happen, but the P/E isn’t going to balloon from 4 (current) to 30 or something like that.

>>50341743
>Anon, you're joking right? Are you the guy who talked about the girl who casually asked people if they want to watch a horse fuck her at a farm party?
What the fuck? Lmao, no that wasn't me.

>>50341724
>SeaTac, Wash.
she's a Whore of Babylon and she deserves it

>>50341725
you have made a powerful enemy today

>>50341694
I guess just max out on a taxable account (I don't think you can purchase in IRA) if you have the spare cash. Do a ladder into 1yrs

>>50341744
screws us. means high inflation.

SIGA GAYSEXBROS. 11% TODAY

Is this the Catalyst to short Yum! (KFC)? The blacks have realized that they no longer need to pay for fried chicken.

>>50341628
So BCC is Boise Cascade? They had a call center in Casper WY around the turn of the century. My best friend worked for them. As did my 1st wife. I got 10k in life insurance money from her job when she died.

Is this world even fucking real?

>>50341767
Bro there was a guy on /smg/ a few weeks ago who i basically interrogated and he ended up telling a story about a girl at a party who asked if people wanted to watch her fuck a horse at the farm they were at. and then when people looked disgusted she got all butthurt and said they were lame or something, and then they got kicked out

So in Idaho there are horsefucking women out there? Horsefuckers are more popular than I thought but also look at link related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rZTpoXVzw

>>50341792
I'll be your friend let's fuck this boy up together

>>50341759
Kek

>>50341826
>and then they got kicked out
and then they kicked her out***

>>50341724
She loves me and will never leave me

>>50341826
look up 'enumclaw horse sex case'
it's not women doing it

Jan jan its cock cleaning time

Friend just signed for a 1.5M mortgage, pays 75K a year in just interest (5% APR)

So he's paying his annual salary (post-tax) in interest. And it's higher than median household income in Toronto. Obviously he's desi.

Just an FYI guys: I actually went back to TGT and paid for the item that I accidentally stole (there were 2 stuck together and I didn't notice). So, because I did the right thing, that means karma is on my side and my TQQQ puts are going t print hard tomorrow.
Plan your investments accordingly

>>50341457
Go back faggot

The amount of dixks in here is bullish for SIGA YEAH

>>50341826
>So in Idaho there are horsefucking women out there?
Well as much as I love Idaho, you're right in that it's a desert with nothing to do but smoke meth and race muscle cars down I-84. That story sounds absolutely crazy though lmfao. I totally believe it. Women in current year are damaged beyond repair.

IM UP 11K ON SIGA BOYS.

Siga does what gaymendon't

>>50341879
>being rewarded for doing the right thing
TQQQ calls it is then

>>50341904
Have you personally met any horsefucking women?

>>50341457
still all cash
JPM ever gonna dip below 100?

Here is the cockposter/boeing anon. Get him fired

>dick posting will continue until the market goes back up
Fuck.

>>50341960
Damn im buff

>>50341960
parts unknown

SIGA POSTERS GO TO YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD I AM SO SICK OF YOUR CONSTANT SHILLING AND FAGGOTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50339804
Futures do not matter - don't even bother looking.

>>50341457
Excellent pic, OP baker.

>>50341966
I quit dick posting when munkeypox isnt a thing

>>50341816
I support reparation with a one way ticket to Zimbabwe. With their fortunes they will build great societies as they’ve done throughout history.

I have masterbated to MLP porn for 9 years

>>50341993
Me and the wife have watched trailer park boys about 6 times. I miss mr. Leahey

Why can’t we have pictures of naked women posted? Why can’t our local spammer at least be considerate to us? I don’t want to see cocks as I browse the thread that makes me lose money daily, it makes me feel doubly bad. I just want to see naked women, pls spammer that is my request to you. Jannies still hate naked women as much, if not more than naked men, but at least the thread won’t hate (you).

Pls :)

>>50341960
>>50341966
In the upper right. corner of 4channel there is a button, Settings. Go to Filtering, Click Add, type in the iD of the cockposter and save. Refresh. I just figured this out

How many hours a week do you spend doing DD on potential stocks?

>>50341578
Bullshit. IP addresses don't tell gender

>>50341816
I can't stand hood blacks.. what's the story here

thank god, now for a palate cleanser

>>50341457
>No Refunds Edition
Thought this was going to be about Celsius lol

>>50342024
Based. It's Starlight Glimmer for me.

>>50341080
>Yes, because we all know white people in flyover america make good software engineers or have any decent quantitative skills

because of hb1 visas. Also because public schools are getting destroyed with increasingly lowered standards after de segregation

kek baggies

>riding on covered calls with damn near negative cost basis and some itm leaps
>watch some youtube loss porn
>i can feel my risk tolerance decreasing by the second
Im still going to lose it all arent I?

out shoppin, nips poppin

>pajeethorse silver at ATLs
Did /smg/ learn anything from pajeethorse silver?

>>50342121
How much trouble would you get into if you ran up to her and tore the buttons open on the front of her dress?

How to Disable the Cockposter:
Upper right corner of 4channel - "Settings"
Go to Filtering.
Go to Filter and Highlight specific threads
Click Add
In "Pattern" type the ID of the cocksman.
Save. Refresh
Enjoy life. Short SIGA

>>50342096
Baggie?

>>50342168
the prodigal tits return!

The anti-SIGA TA is probably the most pathetic thing I've seen on smg in the last week.
Face it, you missed out and you're too stubborn to buy in despite knowing its going higher. Now you're putting magic lines on a graph to convince yourself that it will somehow go back down to $6.

>>50342136
We get it glowie, precious metals bad

>>50342168
Where date, time stamp, pen in the pooper

>permanent crab market

>>50342077
>Be black
>Want KFC
>Realize being black means you don't get charged with crimes anymore
>Steal KFC
>>50342007
Agreed, one time payments for them to return to their ancestral homes to culturally enrich them.
>>50342057
The last time a naked woman was posted I think I threw up a little in my mouth, the poxxed cocks were more appealing than that monstrosity (not the gookfu)
>>50342136
Don't invest in liquidation scams?
Also these futures have me feeling comfy after buying puts before close.

>futures have recovered

Im going to an hero myself. I just need the market to crash so I can recoup my sqqq losses.

>>50342210

>>50342219
Don’t mock me

>>50342142

Sometimes using those financial planning tools/investment calculators can cause much relaxation in your life. It's nice seeing just how fat your accounts will be when your ready to enjoy the rest of your life without a care in the world (for extra shock value when the time comes use very low ball estimates to account for shat like what's happening now). Then you can just let the intervening years just pass by in a nice haze while your dealing with life's shat that turns up now and again.

>>50342219
i never got into her because she looks almost exactly like my mum

>>50341334
>Kek get bent fucktard
Give me back my land white eye

>>50342268
I want to get into your mum

>>50342219
I could reply to every single cringe post on /fit/ with this. Thanks.

>>50341513
Posts like this are what this board needs more of. Value stocks that are being sold at a bargain. Instead it’s just mouth breathing gamblers betting on leveraged ETFs or lottery stocks.

why cant CD rates be above 5 so i can just make a cool 5k a year risk free without participating in the jewish stock market?

>>50342068
I browse smg for an hour a day. So 7 hours a week.

>>50342203
>Fast forward a year
>"shieeeet how cum dere ain't nowherre to eat roun' here"
>Starve 'cause too dumb to cook
>?????????
>Societal profit
I hope they steal more chicken. I hope they steal so much chicken businesses have no recourse due to lax laws and cucked cops/DA's but to just up and leave and stay gone for at least a decade. We're living in extremely based times bros, even if it sucks dick rn.

>>50342292
The Chopped. Chopped. Chopped. SOXL fags won't listen to BCC. Lol.

>>50342294
My financial institution has CDs for 1.5. Pretty crazy. People go for them too. Money market accounts get that high man.

>>50342068
I open up Robinhood, look at charts, open finviz, look at charts, go back to Robinhood, buy sqqq or tqqq. In total it takes me like 5 minutes. I then spend 5 hours a day shitposting on 4chan.

>>50342292
>Instead it’s just mouth breathing gamblers betting on leveraged ETFs
I do think semis will recover, and I do believe soxl to be a pretty good hold going forward. TSM earnings is premarket tomorrow and AMD on the 26th, both undervalued as well due to the
>recent stock market fiasco
>implying

I'm buying BCC on open tomorrow though. Also currently holding MNST and AMD of course.

>>50342237
I sometimes feel bad for famous people. How'd you feel if you were out doing your daily errands and people were taking pics of you/bothering you the whole time you were doing it?. Yeah some of them are real assholes, they let all that go to their heads,etc but some of them treat what they do as a "job" and leave it at that.

>>50342358
TSM is literally going to crash tomorrow

>>50341822
Wow times sure were crazy back then. Now let's get you off to bed, Grandpa.

He's buying BCC on open. Lol. I haven't even gotten to the 10-K Hidden Gems.

The Hidden Gems. He Doesn't Know. He Hasn't Read The Footnotes.

Is there any way I can get one of my SOXL shares mailed to me as a certificate?
I'd like to hang it on my wall

>>50341822
Yeah BCC is Boise Cascade. Did your friend have any stories from when he worked there? What capacity did he work at for BCC?

These type of capgoods companies usually have depressed P/E's tho

>>50341822
casper, you say?

>>50342082
fat bitch
twilight and rarity for me

>>50342272
Are you gonna give it back to whoever you stole it from?

>>50342322
I dunno man, those walmarts and targets during the blm summer got destroyed. I doubt they moved.

>>50341457
>Japan has fast growing small cap tech stocks with a PE of 4
And I don't have the money to invest in them FUCK

>>50341513
>>50342292
>>50341822

One shortcoming of the back of napkin model for BCC is that I’m using a perpetuity formula for calculating the net present value of cash flows. I should be using a finite timeframe like 15 or 20 years.

>>50342358
SOXL is 3x leveraged though, it’s not good for long term holding especially in a market that’s this volatile.

>>50342444
Looks like your post has a lot of 4s in it too. Wonder what it all means...

>>50342381
Post them. Share your forbidden knowledge.

>>50342077
>hood blacks
They're all the exact same. The only difference is how many of them are in a proximity to one another.

>>50342007
>Zimbabwe
Lincoln created Liberia for a reason.

Opening a SIGA position tomorrow. Please have sex tonight.

>>50341879
>because I did the right thing, that means karma is on my side and my TQQQ puts are going t print hard tomorrow.
thanks for taking one for the team

>>50342423
A lot of them did, and the ones that stayed invested a ton of money into loss prevention. Target already has their own private detective-esque theft prevention and will happily throw you in their facial recognition database and get you slapped with trespassing charges for entering a location even once after you hit a certain threshold. They all play the long con anymore, let you steal until it's enough for a felony charge and then fuck your life into the ground with hard evidence. Nobody cares if you steal a loaf of bread and a pack of lunchmeat to feed your kids for the night. You do that shit enough times to hit 500$ you're getting bubba buttraped when the cops knock on your door. Me personally I just live somewhere that half the population carries on a daily basis and shit's been real nice, even the bums knock it the fuck off unless they finally want to die.

>>50342474
I haven't actually done enough DD to that level of scraping through individual tidbits of BCC's 10-K or other statements. At this point it's just a screener play, on simple WACC metrics that you can get on non-SEC filing balance sheets.

The Hidden Gems (TM) are going to require me to stop trying to sext women at night. So I will need to coomer it up for a bit before I parse through BCC's footnotes on the statements and get a better understanding of any potential Hidden Tigers (TM).

>>50341879
I'm glad that you did the right thing. However, this world is owned by Satan and will punish anyone with a conscience.

>>50341879
Futures are on your side. But honestly I think it’s going to do what it’s been doing. Dumping within the first 20 minutes and immediately pumping afterwards while slowing crabbing downward the rest of the day. Get up early and keep an eye on the price.

>>50341950
God I hope it does tomorrow, I have puts OTM expiring Friday

What are some concerns one would have about buying a company like BCC that is not described here >>50341766

>>50342524
>The Hidden Gems (TM) are going to require me to stop trying to sext women at night. So I will need to coomer it up for a bit before I parse through BCC's footnotes on the statements and get a better understanding of any potential Hidden Tigers (TM).
How can one poster be so based?

Look here you dumb nignogs this is a short that is fish in a barrel. I'm getting drunker and angrier. >>50341600
Guys I really think SHOP is a good short you stupid faggots please listen please lets do this together please /smg/ buy SHOP puts and sell call spreads with me on SHOP please please fuck you faggots you fucking keep DCA'ing SOXL instead of shorting beta you go long on beta

Is /biz/ still denying that the bond market controls the Fed? The bond market prices in what they want and the fed sets rates based on it, /biz/ seems to seethe whenever this is mentioned.

>>50341879
Fucking based and thank you

I'm going to kill myself on Twitch livestream if no one else addresses the fact that SHOP has AFRM underwater collateral shares, Stripe forward call option contracts that are underwater (private company), and underwater CONVERTIBLE BONDS.

I'm going to actually post pictures of diseased cocks on /smg/ repeatedly if no one acknowledges that SHOP is going to eat shit and is a great short

>>50342595
>>50342648
I already asked my broker to spend my entire leftover cash on BCC brahh...

>>50342421
>Are you gonna give it back to whoever you stole it from

there was no one else here when we got here

>>50342648
Come on, post them

holy shit i just coomed i'm gonna lose my entire portfolio tomorrow


(tee hee i sold everything today)

>>50342448
You should also not be assuming that interest payable is their debt. Their interest payable every year is prob like 3% of their principal.

I remember financial modeling. I wouldn’t have done perpetuity lmao. Just do it for ten years.

>>50342648
How much lower do you think it will go? 5-10%?

>>50341524
The futures have been red the past few days and then flipped to green. There will be no dump.

>>50342322
>I hope they steal more chicken. I hope they steal so much chicken businesses have no recourse due to lax laws and cucked cops/DA's but to just up and leave and stay gone for at least a decade

yes and then they move into your areas because of diversity hiring and the process starts over again until there's no one else to move away to

>>50342444
Checked. What’s the ticker?

How do I get a loving gf legally?

>>50341578
>new york
>dominican

>>50342322
>Businesses leave
>White people leave
>darkie masses complain the neighborhoods have gone to shit
>darkies follow the whites into new area
>New Area gets trashed
We're running out of places that aren't filled with blacks and illegals.

On an unrelated note we've talked a bit about real estate getting heemed by rate hikes, but what about auto-loans? What are the best short plays for automakers (other than TSLA)?

>>50342702
Idk. Crystal ball. But AFRM investment-adjusted...their P/E is in the fucking 100's dawg

>>50342272
Come and take it bitch nigga

Nightshares buying lol they already told you futures are no longer reliable

>>50342403
Kobra is the king, I want to buy a wand

Let’s talk about SIGA.

>>50342717
My ancestors stole them fr native American villages, so I'd probably start there

Short SIGA

>>50341816
Based and high T

Short NIGA

shit is lookin spooky out there bros
think im actually going to stock up on rice, beans, propane and propane accessories

>>50342694
>You should also not be assuming that interest payable is their debt. Their interest payable every year is prob like 3% of their principal.

Lol.
You’re right, but interest payable represents the company’s “current debt”. A long term bond is a liability but it is not due all at once. Whatever portion of the bond due within the next 12 mos (interest, or principal if the bond is about to mature) is considered current debt.

>>50342403
>>50342818
Cobra wands are cursed if you sell them.

>>50341816
They really love they chicken nigga

>>50342848
There are probably a lot of them actually. Native Americans are probably the most impoverished community in the US. Just gotta find the hottest one and where she works. She'd be quite happy with your low six figures and she's all spiritual and shit too

>>50342715
I'm currently looking at a shit ton of japanese stocks and one of a few that I've noticed is Ferrotec (6890.T). They seem to have issued quite a lot of new shares the last year but on the other hand they are very profitable and have managed to increase their operating income significantly.

>>50342923
>Selling authentic cobra merch
NGMI might as well not even mac out T bonds at that point

>>50342648
show us your shorts first

>>50342925
>Low six figs
How'd you know income? You a jew l, boy?

presented without comment

>>50342946
>>50342923
>>50342818
>>50342403
This guy looks like he sucks the farts right out of Obese women's assholes after a night out eating McDonalds (Ticker: MCD) Is posting him bullish for fast food?

>>50342403

Invest in CCW and JFS and watch your shares go directly to his liver and lungs

>>50342981
>Net (decrease) in net assets
>(3,887,488,302)
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>>50342965
>>50342965
i dont have SHOP short yet but im thinking yes? yes? SHOP short? short SHOP? Short the SHOP?

>>50342992
> retarded fat niggers are going to double down on the dollar menu
That's a bet I'd take

>>50342753
>Businesses leave
>>White people leave
>>darkie masses complain the neighborhoods have gone to shit
>>darkies follow the whites into new area
>>New Area gets trashed

most people today don't know but places inner cities didn't use to be so urban. There were lots of blacks moving north to follow the factory jobs and after too many of them congregated it became critical. They did much of what they do now and refused to be policed. They did a bunch of proto-BLM peaceful protests and burned down cities all across the country. Detroit, Chicago, NJ, Watts, etc etc. Most Whites ofc fled and you see how these places look today, of course we'll have more of these peaceful protests every 20 to 30 years or so.

https://youtu.be/jevo0U3K9K8

https://youtu.be/WKB4jZxAzZY

https://youtu.be/3pHlvchEatA


Also wait until you hear about how the Tulsa race riot started. Lmao. Basically some black kid and a white woman were in an elevator and something happened. Police are sent to arrest the kid who was a future engineer to stand trial, Ancient BLM protesters wouldn't allow it and began having a shootout because the kid obviously dindu nuffin


Why does everyone have to keep relearning the same lessons?

I really fucking hope the roastie and Incel tech bro bubbles collapses soon. Our sex centric society is so fucked up.

>>50343068
Roasties can remain retarded longer than you can remain a virgin

I will remind you. AES has earnings next month.

>>50342848
>>50342925
stop

look i just *sighs* look mr market alright? let's have a deal. okay? heck. danggit heck. just...... just dump okay? heck. i n- i NEED THIS DUMP right now OKAY? my puts are in the shit. STOP! HECKING! CRABBING! alright?

>>50343068
> Tell me you don't get laid without telling you don't get laid

>>50343091
Yeah she said that a lot at first actually, how'd you know?

So if 9.1% CPI won't cause this market to, what will? I was bearish about the rest of 2022 expecting the big crash, but now I need to force myself to reevaluate. Can anything crash this clown market? Or will number go up in the face of all negative fundamentals by sheer delusion of the market?

>>50343102
t. Richard Eddit

>>50343141
I'm too dumb to even know what you mean

>>50343129
>hold cash, gets inflated away
>hold metals, gets jew'd away
>hold housing, gets '08'd away
>hold own small business, gets bureaucratically red taped away
>hold commodities, gets 50/50 shot to make it or break it
By process of elimination, equities are left. So yea people are gonna be dumping their excess cash in the stock market.

Stocks ONLY go uppies.

>>50343068
This era is literally the best time of humanity to live in. Why do you stay celibate? Also how is society now sex centric? A sex centric society would center around strict laws against premarital sex and anti-masturbation laws would be put up. A sex centric society is when girls turn into meat products for men.

The bottom is 1000 dow jones. We have been in bubble since late 1930s. Set your buy orders when nasdaq and SP500 is at double digits.

>car industry 1950s post WW2 boom
1950s bubble ended by late 70s propped back up with mid 80s fintech credit card bubble, growth hit limits by early 80s for car industry, zombie industry since
>mid 80s rebound with credit card retail bubble
almost popped but propped up with early trading algorithms after 1987 crash, credit card industry propped up by web 1.0 bubble, fintech is zombie industry since early 90s
>dotcom bubble
propped up credit card 80s fintech bubble with ecommerce and business analytics trash to keep fintech algorithms going, growth stalled by early 00s
>08 real estate bubble
saved dotcom bubble by giving it exit liquidity through real estate pump and dump. Zombie industry that will collapse completely as cars fintech and ecommerce go bust in that order.

/leanhogs/ bros... It's finally our turn. How will Orange Juice niggers ever recover from this?

>>50343129
Something tells me JP Morgan isn't going to just type in 58,000,000 SPY and hit a sell button.

>>50343208
>best time of humanity to live in
If only there was a way to express my disgust for you in the English language. Sadly my feelings are too strong to express in words.

>>50342454
>he can’t handle vol

Stay poor, retard

>>50343129
>Stocks crash on bad news
>Stocks recover on rumor of stocks recovering
It's literally going to be this for the next 4 months.

Bitf bros when do I buy back in?

> In response to today’s CPI print which showed broad-based and accelerating inflation, short-term FF futures moved upward implying peak FF of 3.68% by 12/22 with the Federal Reserve immediately thereafter cutting rates to reach 2.9% by 1/24.

> Implicitly the market expects a more aggressive Fed will push us into recession by year end and then cut rates in response. Fed dot plots from a few weeks ago suggest that FF will rise to slightly higher levels, remain flat in 2023 with a gradual reduction beginning in ‘24.

> After today’s move, the disparity between the forward FF curve and the Fed has widened further. The market appears to assume that the Fed will act as it did in the last three recessions by immediately easing when the economy goes into recession. While this seems intuitive, the lessons of the stagflationary periods of the ‘70s and ‘80s suggest a different policy response.

> Today’s economic backdrop with high nominal demand, limited supply and high inflation is much more comparable to the 70s/80s experience than that of the last three recessions that are top of mind for investors. Arthur Burns legacy is tarnished by his decision to lower rates as real GDP slowed during a period of high inflation. This catalyzed years of massive inflation which was not quelled until Volcker took FF to 20%. Burns’ policy error is well understood by Powell and the Fed governors and likely explains their dot plot curves. Volcker maintained FF substantially above CPI for years to moderate inflation.

>>50343068
Statistically this is the least sex-centric (in terms of number of persons having sex and frequency of sex) of any society, ever. Being roastie-centric is literally human nature so I don't know how we compare to other societies.

>>50343229
I'm about to drink a glass of orange juice right now. I bet you won't say that to my face. I'm also about to go to the gym and then slam some asian milk pussy to top it off.

>>50343285
contd

> Query therefore whether 3.7% FF is enough to subdue 9.1% CPI. Time will tell whether peak FF will need to go to 4%+ for an extended period. We prepared this presentation for today’s NY Fed IACFM meeting. In the pres, we summarize the Burns/Volcker experience and why we believe the Fed will keep FF at higher levels for longer even if we enter a recession in 2023 or sooner, and why we believe demand will remain elevated, supply will remain constrained and high levels of inflation will persist.

> The Fed has two blunt tools, FF and managing expectations. Year-end FF projections are beginning to approach where they need to be. Market expectations for FF need to be managed upward beginning at year end and for the next 18-24 months.

> Markets remain dismissive of dot plots and recent statements by Fed governors on the risk of allowing inflation expectations to become unanchored. I expect the market will adjust FF expectations upward as the Fed provides more clarity and emphasis on the need for higher rates for longer, and when market participants carefully review the ‘70s and early ‘80s precedents and their comparability to current economic conditions. As always, I welcome your feedback.

What the hell is going on in here?

>>50343229
>>50343305

*Asian milf pussy*

tbqh lads I think I'm going to liquidate everything and go travel for like 3 months. I'd rather be balls deep in some filipina than watch that same cash be lost trying to buy the dip that keeps dipping

Why are we fucking PUMPING

>celsius just declared bankruptcy
>crypto baggies are literally about to lose everything they stored there because it was chapter 11 bankrupsy and the creditors can take their shit apparently

>>50343351
There are rumors of stocks pumping

>>50343351
Total worldwide economic collapse is bullish, didn't you get the memo?

>>50343361
>Stocks pump on news of stocks pumping

>>50343164
Reddit

>>50343339
>anon quits trading in order to globetrot
>accidently ends up fucking a Filipina ladyboy in a drunken stupor and contracts monkiepox
>my siga goes up

>>50343326
So what you're telling me is that you're going to give her your lean hog?

>>50343387
Same as it ever was

>>50343339
>filipina

Anon, I….

>>50343339
Better than watching it go to zero any other way

>>50342400
>>50342403
He fucked a co-worker before he got divorced. It was a call center, he took orders, I think. He's a PhD chemical engineer now.

>>50343339
do they make you get the jab to go there or come back?

>>50343457
The sexy goth beast is a brainiac too?!

my mouse wheel is squeaking

>>50343469
You knew Ben?

>>50343491
Not as well as you do apparently

>>50342913
So then why assume they will pay the interest forever by using a perpetuity formula?

When pricing options, it takes the future volatility with IV. Yet look at WMT vs UUUU, 25% VS 80% or more. Somehow the HV is being accounted for but I dont see how

>>50343361
faux

I kind of think it's time to short TSLA

SARK?

>>50343391
>Eichard Rddit
Oh yeah haha.... Really got me..... Good one

>Hunter Biden dick posting on /pol/
>SIGA monkepox wart dick posting on /smg/

There is no escape from the dicks.

OK guys. I'm literally all in on ceilo. CWSFF.

What are my chances?

>futures

its supposed to be down wtf

>>50343470
Open her up and clean out the switch.

t. scrolled to read your post on a mouse I de squeeked

>>50343612
Probably the same schizo pattern as today. Maybe nasdaq up .5%.

>>50343612
They're playing a game of chicken. Nobody wants to commit to the sell off until everybody else commits to the sell off.

>>50341513
Isn't BCC to dependent on the housing market? Or am I being a smoothbrain?

I wonder what stocks they trade in those other galaxies...

>>50343681
A civilization more advanced than us probably doesn't have a free market.

>>50343689
It would be hilarious if they were watching us through a giant telescope... and betting on our markets for fun

>>50343591
with this we observe that daily stress is sinking in, we are halfway there

>>50342292
>guys when do i buy soxl
>guys, GME
>why does TQQQ crash when i buy it
>SOXL
>TSLA bros..
>SOXL
>SOXS
>SOXL

>>50343663

I'm predicting massive sell offs from institutions if the Democrats lose badly in November

>>50343681
SPY 300x leveraged ETF on a 4.36 year delay

So Gamestop launched their NFT website today
https://nft.gamestop.com/
LOL, LMAO even.... GME Baggies will never recover from this.

>>50343681
slave markets are quite popular I hear.....

>>50343681
They trade helium-3 quantums

Sup SMG, you guys invest in stocks? Why not invest in some GENDER RELATIONS? what do I mean? TACTICAL SOAP! TWU

>>50343308
Agreed. We’re going to 3000 minimum. People that think only the bond market controls rates and that the fed has no impact fell for the “everything is priced in” meme

>>50343689
And they aren't white.

only until waller speaks will the market drop
his change of tune after the jobs/ppi numbers tomorrow will be the tipping point
friday will cement it

>>50341764
They're doing the same thing in the NASDAQ. I've had two shorts blow up on me in the past week. Apparently rate hikes and inflation are bullish the NASDAQ.

>>50343761
Short signal.

>>50343813
>>50343705
They're probably some hive like species like ants or bees or something.

>>50343710
It’s everyday with this shit man. I’m so sick of it. I gamble these too for fun, but I don’t shit up the board about it.

>>50342292
Every single commodity Stock is a value stock.

Who's ready for SOXL to moon when TSM reports great earnings?

>>50343844
The website doesn't even work properly, The search bar doesn't work. If you filter the results it keeps you on the current page you were browsing instead of putting you back to page 1. Also these aren't bids its only options to buy immediately.
Holy shit, I knew this company was incompetent but this is next level.

GME WAS RIGHT

GEVO is still worth a half billion when their reason for their existence is because of a bug in GREEY software

>>50343905
Kek baggie

>>50343689
Isn't there a political party based around the idea that aliens are communists in latin america or italy or something? I think it became an entire wing of schizocommunism.

>>50343878
*crickets*

>>50341513
>buying building materials company during recession
This board is an absolute smooth brain central. How do you even get this retarded? Is it inbreeding?

>>50343849
im almost inclined to believe soxl is a tranny psyop to disrupt /biz/ narratives. they already do it on pol. but then i remember biz is mostly pajeets and retards

>>50343229
Orange juice bros...

>>50343761
>>50343844
>>50343900
I am cringing internally, and I survived the 8ch meme wars

>>50343681
They trade human sex slaves.
>he thought the nihilist aliens were benevolent

>>50343229
>>50344053
OJ gang....this cannot be happening

>>50343809
The bond market does control the rates you newfag retard, and all known information is priced in.

>>50343462
get the jab retard

>10k "unique" gifs
>made with an ALGO

Do the goyim really?

>>50341822
What the fuck? You murdered your first wife for a measly $10k?

>>50344106
It's usually the 2Y rates that the Fed drifts towards isn't it?

natty gasbros translate

>Natural gas recently busted through a descending trend line to signal that a reversal from the slide is in the works. Price is in the middle of a retest of this former resistance, which might now hold as support. Applying the Fibonacci retracement tool on the breakout move shows that the 61.8% level is closest to the broken trend line around $5.881. A shallow pullback could already find buyers at the 50% Fib just slightly above the psychological $6.000 mark. The 100 SMA has crossed above the 200 SMA to confirm that the path of least resistance is to the upside or that support is more likely to hold than to break.

>>50343900
I don't understand nfts.. So you pay money for these online trading cards? Are they used for magic the gathering or hearthstone? Gwent? I don't get why you would buy these for 50 dollars.. Can someone explain this NFT thing?

>>50344153
boil finna go up bcuz nat gas price momentum is reversing

>>50344138
Massive heart attack, she was 23, I was 25.

>>50344158
They are tokens you pay for that are connected to an image. Imagine Bitcoin but each of your Bitcoin comes with a picture of a naked anime girl (you don't own the picture though)

>>50344158
Serialized tokens. Pogs.

>>50344158
No, you pay for a link to the website where the original picture is uploaded. (Which means that once the host shuts down you are fucked.) It's absolutely useless garbage in the way it is hyped up right now.

>>50344138
But now that you mention it. I'm much further in life than I would have been if she had lived...in some ways. But maybe I wouldn't be dead inside if she'd lived. JK I've had MDD since high school.

>>50344158
in a 1984 world, NFTs have value because of oppressionary tactics used to create artificial digital scarcity. imagine you dont own your phone, or your pc, and the powers to be can delete whatever they want from it any time. you could try to right click + save as as much as you want, but you will never own pepe the frog, AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY

>>50343681
Space is fake and gay.

>>50344177
why did you kill her for??

>>50343039
>https://youtu.be/3pHlvchEatA
I like the ominous music on the news report.

>>50344158
Most of the time you're buying the copyright to a work and not the work itself.
If you buy a Kinkade he might get his panties in a bunch if you try to reproduce and sell it.

>>50344231
See
>>50344224

>>50344142
Yes

How are the futures bros?

>>50344253
Flat

>>50344089
Orange juice bros the leanhogfags will be cut down

>>50343283
I am 20% BITF right now.

Thanks for explaining NFT's bros. I am still confused on why anyone who spend money on internet images when you can just save them for free. Sounds like a pajeet scam for autistic children

>>50341942
I've had my suspicions...

>>50344153
The gas price is reversing because Nord Stream 1 is shut down by russia for maintenance this week, and some comments by russians suggest risk they will leave it off, which is where 50% of european natty gas comes from. Once they turn it back on, gas will reverse down. If they don't, the world ends and europe goes mad max anyway swhich is bearish for nat gas short term.

>>50344274
It is a scam.

>>50344287
were any of them hot

Buying nvax after news sell off. Bio stocks are reclaiming ground

>>50344274
People are retarded

>>50344274
its because you "own" the receipt of them on the "blockchain". i would never buy one, but people buy music, buy movies online, etc. i think the only that things really retarded about NFts is the sky high prices

>>50344240
You're not buying the copyright. The author still owns the copyright. You're buying a public notice in the blockchain signifying that a representation of the artwork in text form (usually just a URL) has been transferred from a previous wallet to your wallet. If you follow those public notices backwards, you eventually reach the original artist, so you know it's legit.

>>50344274
You aren't paying for the image. You are paying for a receipt to a hyperlink which can always change the host image. And since its only for 1 chain, the SAME url can be hosted as the same NFT but just on different chains.
It was always a scheme to dump more tokens on retards.

>>50344307
Lol you better be swinging that shit n not holding. NVAX headed to the floor soon in months down the line

>>50341826
>linking Jew3 productions

>>50344315
>i think the only that things really retarded about NFts is the sky high prices
They are wash traded to those prices. The second a real bid comes in the "liquidity" evaporates.

>>50344329
Swing indeed. Trying to stay in cash right now.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

FYI if anyone is feeling retarded tonight, the /smg/ poem NFTs are still available. There have been zero offers
https://opensea.io/collection/stock-market-poems

>>50344357
thanks for doing it for free

>>50343681
They trade lines of holy credit.

>>50344400
>>50344400
>>50344400
>>50344400
noot noot
>>50344400
>>50344400
>>50344400

>>50344357
How much did it cost to mint those?

>>50343681
They trade energy credits that can be used to power stuff too.

>>50344405
Nothing, they weren't "formally" minted. OpenSea lets you create the collection, but not officially mint it until the 1st sale or transfer. Or, you could always mint before that too if you wanted

I have $5000 and I want to invest in stocks for the first time. What are you guys holding onto and why?
Should I use robinhood, TD ameritrade, or something else? I'd like to just do it all from my phone

>>50344357
Maybe you can add them to the brainstop funkopop nft marketplace

>>50344429
siga because of gaysex plague

>>50343308
Generally agree. However

>The difference is that Chinese central bank operations to peg the yuan to the dollar and buy treasuries with the money the print also play a big role that they didn't back then in keeping market interest rates low.

>However, they're apparently offloading treasuries.

>Yet, somehow the yuan/dollar remains in normal range.

>Where this money is going with a global recession on the horizon is anyone's guess, and is probably the biggest thing to watch out for going forward. If they are buying gold at the fed manipulated low rate for cheap, it is not clear how that will work out.

>It also don't know if this will resolve interest rates on its own

Chinas central bank action is the one thing your analysis is missing.

>>50344158
pogs for zoomers

>>50344106
Hello newfag trying to pretend to be an oldfag based on some buzzwords he saw on /smg/
>all known information is priced in
Thats not contradictory to what i said nor my central point midwit

>>50344122
that's just bmo

>>50342626
Bro, the Fed is literally the bond market at this point, the Fed makes their decision and prices the market accordingly