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Oh Cow nigglets, come out and playyyyyayyyy

Stay informed! VERY important updates!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFwRpZU3j5I

I'm thinking of quitting stocks, walking into the nearest recruiters office, and volunteering to be sent to the frontlines. I think that's all I'm good for...

someone link me power query tutorials quick

>>50337167
possibly the worst performing group of funds over the last 20 years

if JPM and MS beat earnings we at least get a big relief rally tomorrow... too many puts and shorts for MM to let them cash in.. Monday big dump after everything expires.

>>50337192
War is atrocious and human rights is a first world meme. You will end up serving with Xir and Ching Chong in the dead carcass of the USG if you join

>>50337192
They won't even send you, you can only go as a merc, and then you'll just be considered a criminal there who can get executed...

I got my ears cleaned of earwax, bros. It felt sensational.
How do I profit off of the ear?

>>50337206
Yet he called the tech bubble and 90’s bottom. Zoom out farther faggot, mans a legend

>>50337227
You got ear raped bro

>>50337150
STOP POSTING THIS YOU CHUD
INFLATION IS THE PRICE WE PAY FOR OUR FREEDOM

>>50337192
I see...... A high interest car loan in your future....

>>50337111
why are the auctions / new t-bills paying so much less than secondary market?

>>50337218
That's fine
>>50337222
I'm not talking about Ukraine. They can test chemical weapons on me for all I care at this point
>>50337252
Lol I don't need a car, I'm 35 and already paid mine off years ago. I'm also not looking to buy a new one to 'impress the ladies' because I know that wouldn't work for someone like me anyways.

If theres no oil, and all the nat gas is being bought up by europe so that the rest of the world has to buy coal, which is already 5x normal price already at the moon, what is the next fuel rush i should invest in?

Can i buy rainforests in an index to chop down for firewood? Or garbage to burn?

Another bad day at the stock market.
Why is this happening?!

>>50337305
We are being punished for our sins.

>>50337167
Oh I thought you meant people literally holding COW.

He's right you know
>>50337357

I had 3 clients call in today to put all of their fucking money into this Chink pump and dump scheme $ILAG stock.
Stock was IPOed at $5, started trading at $20, went up to $26 and... back to $5.
2 of those client some nice paper gains at some point.
They were told from this Chink guy on Telegram to get out at $40.
They decided to keep on holding and now lost over 70% of their portfolio.

Good job Chinks
>pic related

>>50337400
no he's right

>>50337298
Well I heard of this one company in Canada turning trash into diesel...

>>50337392
Did you know BLM stands for bull lives matter

So, now that the dust has settled. Are we going up, down or sideways tomorrow? Underpin your prediction with facts & logic or don't answer at all.

Oil looking like a breakaway tomorrow
its gonna poomp

>Situation cooling down
>Next crisis, incoming..

>>50337468
Yeah, probably a liquidity crisis on banks lol

>>50337468
That's the front line I want to go to!
Brb, heading to the recruiters now

>>50337192
Yeah I occasionally think of doing the same. At least we could know what it's like to kill and maybe die a warriors death. Doubt it would do anything positive for you if you returned though unless you got some useful skills there.

>>50337468
Need a new current thing

>>50337503
If I actually got in as an officer, I'd probably try to make a career for as long as they'd let me. I used to be a glowie (contractor) so I have a lot of experience doing military bureaucracy shit... and actually kind of enjoyed it.

>The chart below shows the volume of “reverse repurchases” the Fed currently has on its balance sheet. Every day, over $2 trillion in cash balances are conveyed to the Fed by banks, government-sponsored enterprises, and money market funds, in return for overnight “interest.” This operation essentially creates “synthetic” money-market assets for these entities, because the Fed insists on holding the actual money market assets (Treasury securities) on its own balance sheet, for reasons that seem unclear even to the FOMC

Thank you! Holy fuck hahaha if this is to stop inflation, WHY NOT JUST SELL THE FUCKING BONDS AHAHAHA

Pro-tip: it’s because this lets them collateralize the bonds basically. ILLEGAL. TRASH. JUST AS BAD AS BITCOIN.

>>50337468
SOON

>>50337468
Please take us to war. Zoomer bood for the blood god

>>50337468
Did you see that New York City recently ran a "Nuclear Survival PSA"?
You know - just for no reason in particular.

https://www.businessinsider.co.za/new-yorks-nuclear-strike-survival-psa-response-ukraine-war-mayor-2022-7

>>50337123
Yes, in fact thats the reason Im not bullish in SIGA, munkeypux is looking like a real treat but Macro IS the biggest enemy right now, I fear a volatility spike is getting really close. SQQQ honestly feels like the only way forward for now.

>futures

>>50337468
Actually kind of based, when you look at how russians and chinks wave their nukes around and base their entire el presidente goverments around threathening to nuke first world countries, you realize any further shitholes should be prevented from getting nukes by any means necessary.

So why the dump and pump?

>>50337468
Does the average American know or care about Iran in any notable way?

>>50337416
>mfw these people have never heard of a profit exit or a trail stop and they put big money into these meme pumps

what a world

Today was the fakest pump I have ever seen. Like I expect another fake wall street pump tomorrow too and then a bloodbath on Tuesday

>>50337468
>>50337577
As an OIL (ticker: OIL) baron, I advocate immediate air strikes against all Iranian refineries and wells.

They can get nukes though idc.

who was here for that 8:30am dump, my lord that was glorious

>>50337593
>tuesday
Its dumping tomorrow,friday and monday

>>50337427
hu

>>50337575
so based fellow 4channler

>>50337609
Just ask around in the thread for Garbage Don. He'll get you the fluid hookup you need.

>>50337427
Do they have a trustworthy CEO?

>>50337468
It would be a shame if they get a nuke and take out our greatest ally, a real shame.

>>50337577
Not really, was cool when they got uppity and trump offed their general like a chad. leftcucks were seething.

>>50337252
I got this joke and I laughed.

>>50337631
No doubt about it, the guy's a real heavy hitter.

>>50337632
If we didn't get immediately Sampson optioned, I'd go buy a bottle of whiskey to celebrate.

>>50337650
Heard he has a trustworthy smile

I hope you don't bet on a FED pivot. Could be bad for you.

>>50337659
I would

>>50337687
So unironically wouldn't a 100bps hike make it *more* likely some crazy shit breaks in the bond/currency markets? Crazy enough to generate headlines and a Biden admin tap on the shoulder?

Not betting one way or another on pivoting, just spitballing.

>>50337150
Have any of you anons been buying SIGA and pitcher plant farms?

Monke cases are over 11,000 today and still rising. Even kids are catching it too.

https://duchetridao.com/english-primary-school-closes-class-due-to-monkey-pox/

is this a buy right now? profitable + low PE + still lots of growth as cable completely dies? I realizing earnings may come down from here, but.. i mean...this shit isn't going anywhere

>>50337710

If you aren't all in gaysex or SQQQ your ngmi

GME WAS RIGHT

>>50334916
Ya I'm $130 into trading view for a year. Worth it since I'm up 70k. What is option strat?

>>50337659
what is the thing on the left even?

>>50337252
Keep this in the glove compartment next to the cigs and "don't tread on me" window clings

>>50337529
What does being a glowie mean? Just working for the gov or more specific?

>>50337724
seriously look at it. price is back to 2017 levels and now it's actually making money.

>>50337710
Yes.

>>50337709
Don't worry anon, there are many of us who have bought in. But there are also many retards here who don't get it.

>>50337757
only thing that kinda concerns me is the debt...i don't really know how to think about that. it will be more expensive to finance new programming.

>>50337747
CIA

>>50337736
Appears to be a field hockey player for MIT Hillel.

>>50337776
Inflation is like 15% that debt is being inflated away.

>>50337747
In meme terms: it's a government operative who posts disinformation on /pol...
A more realistic definition is someone who works in intelligence, either for one of the 3-letter agencies directly, as a contractor, or as a military enlisted/officer assigned there.
There's some other anon on /smg/ who works on nuke stuff for the military, so he probably has a security clearance for that... but it's not really an intelligence job (unless he does nuke intel... idk), so that's borderline 'glowie'.

>>50337795
but they have to take on new debt to make new tranny TV shows, right?

>>50337789
Do we seriously have ex Cia posting here

>>50337825
They need financial advice too,you know

>>50337825
No, different agency

>>50337825
not surprising at all. I am fairly certain I have people monitoring what post.

>>50337747
it's safe to ignore anyone using the term. they're either a child or a retard, or both

>>50337825
Probably not.

>>50337468
Imagine being more hawkish than Obama on this shit

>>50337812
It will be subsidised It's propaganda after all.

God damn it even Cramer is making fun of us.
Why tye fuck is this stupid shit not crashing

>>50337710
Look at how quickly HBO max and Disney+ ate into its market share, and then compare the catalogue of Netflix to the catalogue of those two. And then compare the IPs that those other two have access to compared to the IPs Netflix has (hardly any). It doesnt have quality or quantity going for it (even Apple TV+ mogs it in terms of quality of programming and budget). The only thing it has going for it is the fact that a lot of people will never cancel their subscriptions. There are also rumors it could get acquired, something to keep in mind

>>50337797
No it's from Terry Davis when he said he ran over a glow in the dark CIA nigger with his car

>futures

>>50337866
he mentioned this penis posting website that is all in soxl, aqb, and cwsff?

>>50337775
Welp, people are gonna learn that lesson the hard way real soon

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/monkey-pox-grand-avenue-school-surbiton-vaccine-ukhsa-b1012005.html

>>50337575

>>50337825
Not sure about the cia but the fbi has definitely been caught with their pants down several times over the years here.

>>50337825
I thought everyone here was current Mossad??

>>50337900
take out the - between monkey and pox, the link should work.

Why the fuck is the system labeling that as spam???

>>50337192
>sent to the frontlines
There are no frontlines retard. The US isnt at war...

>>50337881
Yeah, I know. The context of what he was saying is that CIA operatives posting online (or in real life) are so easy to spot because they act and speak so artificially that they metaphorically "glow in the dark".

>>50337917
after monkeypix broke out within 24 hours there was a team of 50 pajeets making 100 threads an hour 1,000 posts an hour spamming some shitcoin they made called monkeypix

>>50337468
>kills us oil
>kills Canada pipeline
>embargoes russia
>wants to launch war from Saudi and Iraq, the last major oil producers

The man is committed to bringing back the horse and buggy.

>>50337234
>michael burry but for the 90s instead of the 2000s
Okay.

>>50337866
An inverse Cramer ETF is outpacing SPY

>>50337917
the chinz wont let you post monkeyplx if you spell it correctly

>>50337869
is it still a good buy at these levels? I hear what you're saying about the old IP, like Disney can just keep going back and bring out the old cartoon movies and stuff, plus they own a lot of regular movie shit now. Netflix just has.... Netflix garbage. But people still seem to use it a bunch so there must be something to what they're doing.

>>50337212
>monday big dump when expiries come
People always say this shit and I've never seen it happen. But I suppose if stocks pump absurdly on thursday and friday, going short would probably make sense.

>>50337537
I didn't, interesting. Lets see if thats a one off thing or other cities do similar

>>50337891
No but wtf does he know we don't. He predicted everything is already priced in and inflation is behind us. Based on today he was 100% right

>>50337975
You didn't realize? "Ridin' with Biden" was a demand to carpool.

Don't look at crude futures

The market is actually telling the fed that pivoting is a huge policy error if you look at what’s happening.

>>50337291
It doesn't work because women don't know or care about cars. Nice cars are for impressing her parents, if you're going to marry her. That's why you rent a mercedes when you visit them.

>>50337192
die for israel

>>50337795
That only works if wages follow inflation.

>>50337468
I thought we already went through this with Bolton and Trump that Iran would be waaay harder to invade than Iraq.

>>50337997
?? They're eating way less shit than the past few days. Time spreads are also still like $2.50 a month.

>>50337997
God damn oil bros, its fucking over kek

>>50337206
>20 years of shit performance but have to zoom out

>>50338012
And not smashing their energy dick with a hammer prior to sanctioning Russia would've been waaaay easier for the GAE when it comes to keeping Europe in line.

We're not led by Sun Tzus.

>>50337998
Basado. The only answer is no pivot, yikes, layoffs, big recession = stonks ded

>>50338003
No, a nice car can work if you have the personality to put it to use. I unfortunately have no personality, so it doesn't matter.

>>50338028
That is the same 20 years that outright fraud and corruption have absolutely dominated market movement. Not a big mystery, John Hussman is a fucking genius and made his money legit

>>50337531
According to 2017 Pentagon data, 71% of Americans between 17 and 24 aren't fit to serve.

>>50337997
>>50338021
Oil lows here. Everyones just getting out of oil for any potential saudi deal.

>>50337981
I wouldn't touch it. I think its going to continue to lose subscribers at a rate I can't guess. There are of course positives about it, like the fact they seem to create alot of buzz (organic or not) about their original programming, the fact alot of boomers seem to think its the only streaming service, their app is better than the others (but only really because the others are shit).

Ultimately I think there is a company that fits what you're looking for, i.e., big tech company that took a recent beating and is back to 2017 levels in spite of lots of stellar factors/profitability going for it--and that company is Meta. But I'm also weary of touching that, lel

>>50338041
I'd rather they just crash and burn straight into a depression to get it all over with.

Then we can buy everything in the stock market for cheap.

>>50338058
They will lower their expectations. Hopefully they pass an all gender draft legislation. We must sacrifice for Israel

>>50338058
They'll just lower the standard for non combat rolls

URANIUM
on cramer show
duke energy

>>50338095
100% agree. I have a feeling they feel the same.

>>50338052
So you mean like a bodybuilder wearing a tanktop showing off your well-tanned muscles, or a guy wearing a 5000 dollar tailored suit because you've got cash and you look the part of a young executive?

>>50337468
I feel like Orange Man talked a lot of shit but he was never as incompetent or as openly talking about war with Iran like this. I remember he implied he could nuke North Korea though. Rocketman arc was fun times. Feels like we're living in a shittier version of the 1970s.

>>50338095
That’s the exact same playbook as 1913-1929, sustained long term monetary expansion followed by aggressive monetary contraction for a handful of years. Funny enough most data sets only pull from FRED 1960’s ish onwards

>>50338155
>a shittier version of the 1970s.
We are.

Been on hold with IRS for hour and a half. Do I give up?

>>50338085
yeah :/ same I looked at meta.

I guess I'll just trickle into VTI. I have a lot of cash right now on the sidelines in t-bills and I have no idea how to start to put it back in.

>>50338062
The saudis aren't idiots. There will be no deal.

>>50338131
Do you mean do I look like either of those?
No... if we ever met in real life you'd forget about me an hour later.

>>50337468
Can we go 3 months without a new fucking crisis ffs Brandon

>>50338155
>living in a shittier version of the 1970s.
My Kay Parker gf will meet me any day now
Surely

>>50337854
fuck off, glowie

>>50338169
Sir, our phonez dont be workin and sheeit, please be patient

>>50338183
Adobe is another one to look into. The funds I've been paying attention to all have Meta and Adobe, so I've been feeling out pulling the trigger on one of them but who knows if software/tech will get further killed

>>50338169
>Do I give up?
Yeah, they close at 4:30...no one there to pick up.
>>50338187
Correct, they dont have spare capacity and they know Biden wont commit to them with Yemen like Trump did. Biden wont offer them anything so Saudis wont fall for any nice talk or hand shakes.

>>50337530
>WHY NOT JUST SELL THE FUCKING BONDS AHAHAHA
Because with repos and the magic of creative accounting, you can effectively sell the bonds while still showing those same bonds on your balance sheet. This allows you to keep the Agency Mortgage Backed Securities in the Fed's Open Market Account without turning the entire thing sour when those MBSs turn toxic.

There are no Olsen twins, it's just one Olsen moving very very quickly.

They claim CPI is over 9%

So the real number must be over 10%, maybe even higher. We are all fucked.

>>50338169
I filled my taxes on the last day of fucking February and they STILL haven't given me my fucking refund even though they've confirmed I'll get it. Fuck the IRS.

>>50338237
Inflation is 9%, why do they even need taxes?

>>50338155
>Feels like we're living in a shittier version of the 1970s.
Correct and pop culture like the music and movies won't be as good as then

>>50338260
http://www.shadowstats.com/alternate_data/inflation-charts

>>50338265
why are you giving the government free loans

>>50338265
Y-you get a-a refund? Oh how nice, anon.

>>50338272
The middle class needs to continue to suffer

WHAT THE FUCK DO I PUT MY 450K USD INTO
DO I JUST WAIT?
DO I BUY GUNS?

>>50338260
My food has gone up closer to 50% by March. Lentils used to be poor people food for budgets and it went from $1 in Jan to $2 yesterday.
>>50338265
Same, havent gotten it. Least you get interest paid to you for each day its late.

>>50338057
ok

>>50338286
Reminder that the penalty for underwithholding is criminally low.

>>50338300
Well obviously guns if you don't already have one for each family member. Then DCA into UPRO, $45k/month.

>>50338300
t-bill ladder and trickle into VTI, at least that's what I'm thinking lately.

>>50337468
mad how much israel controls america

>>50338300
Do you have a house? If not buy one.
>>50338304
>you get interest paid to you for each day its late
Oh that's why it went up a tiny bit lol
>>50338286
>>50338291
I WANT MY BIDEN BUCKS REEEEEE

>vix going up
Yeah its goin down tomorrow

>>50338300
Give it to my LLC and I'll buy far otm call options with it and give you back either 4.5MM or nothing. 50% chance it all works out

>>50338272
Don't get uppity now, wagie, and pay up

>Energy crisis in effect
>Food crisis looming
>Population crisis looming
>Tap dancing on the edge of nuclear war
>Inflation not coming down
>Our government is full of clowns who care more about optics than solutions
How do I short 1st world civilization?

>>50338286
>why are you giving the government free loans
Its not free, im getting interest on it each day its late. Same as last year because they were late then too.

>>50337575
based jude

>>50338324
How far down will the market force me?

>>50338325
Shah of Iran got interviewed by Mike Wallace and basically said Jews control everything

When do rate hikes get priced in, and how long afterwards will stonks start to recover?

>>50338265
>Fuck the IRS
amen, also fuck people who think making more needs to pay more. They have no clue how rigged the game is against you.

>>50338101
>all gender draft legislation
They don't want to get assassinated, and have to deal with the non-compliance (or accountability against draft officers) so I doubt it.

>>50338286
because they charge you interest for anything you owe, retard. it's cheaper to wait for a refund.

looks like to me that markets will crab for next couple of months, with alternating pumps and dumps, then finally a massive dump later in the year when the recession factors finally accumulate

disclaimer: i am absolutely retarded and have no idea what i am talking about

>>50338369
if you cant do simple math maybe you shouldn't call others retards

>>50338187
Saudi royal family is jewish.

>>50338363
>133k
At least you know they send that to aid ukraine

>>50338393
Arabs and Jews are both semites.

>>50338319
>t-bill ladder
what
>>50338326
parents have one as does my sister and i live in europe so i'll get my parents one

>>50338402
This.

>>50338354
link?
also china and russia are immune
all of BRICS basically

>>50338406
You could buy a rental property and rent it out.

>>50338402
? no shit. but saudis are jewish puppets. Only Iran and to some extent Turkey are free of their influence in the middle east/near east
>>50338422
>rent a property a continent away
>rent a property in a country i am not a citizen of
neither are good ideas
i'd rather just buy real estate ETFs

>>50338272
Don't be anti semetic

>>50338406
you buy t-bills with a maturity of 3,6,9,12mo... that way you're liquid every 3mo with a quarter of the month. eventually it becomes all 1 year t-bills that come to maturity every 3 months if you get that far. google it. basically a place to store money that is paying pretty decent right now until you want to put money into the market.

>Leveraged and inverse single-stock ETFs approved by the SEC
Kek hedgies. SEC is approving special instruments just so they can survive shorting GME for one more day

>>50338397
Yeah....I had the argument with my friend the other day, theyre literally just burning money and no one gives a fuck.

>>50338319
>t-bill ladder
Based, i was going to buy a 4 week t bill yesterday but decided not too. Will probably do it tomorrow if im home. Going to keep rolling in 4-8 week bills until fed is done.
>>50338406
>t-bill ladder
>what
Buy a short term t bill, pocket the profit but not long enough to have exposure to rate rises. Hop in next auction and get a little bit more. Once fed is done either buy longer dated bonds or just go into stocks at that point.
>>50338437
>Only Iran and to some extent Turkey
Id add Syria? Assad won it seems.

>>50338417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncrTz0kDBi4

>>50338437
>rent a property in a country i am not a citizen of
You could do it while you're there then sell it when you leave. But tbf how the fuck should I know you situation lol, you didn't give that much info.

>>50338479
yeah i can't make trades because i get doubled taxed on them

Poop? Pee.

>>50338493
i can't do anything that incurs capital gains because i'll be doubled taxed on them so i have to buy and hold ETFs
>>50338505
i told you i live in europe

>>50338524
>i can't do anything that incurs capital gains because i'll be doubled taxed
What? Why? Treasures are state tax free too fyi if that changes anything.

>>50338479
Bro we share a board with people who don't know anything about ladders or anything fixed income related. Fucking wild man, there's gonna be a lot of investment in ROPE

>>50338533
>state tax free
????
europe doesn't care if i make money on it they'll take me at 25% and america only lets me write off earned income. if i switch to FTC maybe america wont tax me but i'll still get fucked here

remember i dont live in muttville, i live in whitepersonland

>>50338533
>>50338524
Oh nvm, just saw you are a euro. You pay US and Euro tax then? Treasuries can do interest too, thats different line item then capital gains if htat changes anything.

>>50337575
They wouldn't have to, if America didn't persistently tried to overrun their government to spread Democracy™

How low will it go?
You think it'll just go back up by the rate hike as one big crab?
I think it might.

>>50338555
kek i made 800k in dogecoin by mining it when it first came out on /g/, sit down zoomoid.
>>50338559
i file in america but dont pay since i haven't made investment income since i cashed out of crypto in 2018.

>>50337981
Not him but Id wait till earnings. U already got fucked by Netflix so I can't recommend it. If you want streaming exposure. Disney is the better buy

>>50338417
China is having bank runs, India economy has stalled, russia has stopped publishing GDP data.

But they're doing fine

AES earnings are coming up.

>>50338555
>we share a board with people who don't know anything ... fixed income related
This is parody right?

>>50338587
kek westoid cope

>>50338573
>Made money in Doge
>Calling others zoomers
LMAO nice gains on Doge tho mirin

>>50338300
>DO I BUY GUNS
No. If you're really interested in firearms:
Ammo.
9mm & .223 rem / 5.56 nato.
If you have a place to keep it, actually physically keep it and then resell it. I'm not even joking. Shortage still has juice left in it.

If you can't be arsed with all that:
POWW = Gunbroker
>Small cap, biggest growth opportunity
VSTO = Remington
OLN = Winchester
>large cap, less volatility

You're welcome. Just remember AMMO NOT GUNS and you're good to go.

>>50338607
>thinks a zoomer had a GPU farm setup when the first threads hit /g/
mate i had a fucking mtgox account

>>50338621
thanks. i got a place at home in the states to keep some guns and ammo but i'd rather put some of it into stocks or an ETF
if only there was an equivalent of PM ETFs that stockpiled ammo

>>50337687
They will pivot you delusional bobo fag, inflation just peaked and they will frontload the next rate hike and pivot by September or November.

>>50338573
>i file in america but dont pay since
So you have to pay in both america and europe? Arent there tax treaties that let you pay only in one? I only ask because if the fed keeps going with rate hikes theres a possibility that we get closer to 5% rates or something.

>inflation peaked

>>50338642
>by September or November.

>>50338555
I just hope when they say /cashgang/ it's at least sitting in a money market account or something. I mean, that shit adds up.

are we dumping tomorrow

does robinhood put the funds in my account before the bell or mid-day

oooooh waaaaagieeees....

>>50338642
>inflation just peaked
If this really is repeat of the 70s it's going to last years m8, like atleast into 2024

>>50338663
>So you have to pay in both america and europe?
no because i take the FEIE (foreign earned income exclusion) and i make slightly below that but i'd have to pay double on capital gains or dividends or non-employment income
however the FTC (foreign tax credit) might cover me and let me do an IRA

in all the 10 weeks of vacation, european/turksih girls, and easy flights to europe, MENA, etc are worth it

>>50338689
>lack of mentorship
Boomers are going to hell, aren't they?

>>50338623
Oh damn, I was wrong sir you are indeed old.

I have decided I'm selling 2/3rds of my SPXS at 27.50 and the rest at 28 hopefully.

SIGA is forming a bearish wedge

>>50338707
As long as they retire, they legitimately don't give a fuck what happens to the world, their children, their country, etc.

>>50338689
>working in my commercial property is what these kids want, believe me

>>50338722
yeah i'm a 31 year old boomer
was fun shit though, making 350k in a day and losing 120k the day after

>>50338697
>ike atleast into 2024
They basically said that today too on all the biz channels. Wont reach fed target of 2% until eoy 2024.
>>50338702
ohhh I see so it would push you over and cause you to pay taxes in us. Gotcha.

>>50338689
I fucking hate this art style so much it makes me internal rage everytime I see it

>>50338733
>is forming
It's pretty well formed already from the chart.

>>50338707
There is a trade shortage right now not because people don't want to work trades but mainly because boomers are too lazy to train anyone

>>50338749
>ohhh I see so it would push you over and cause you to pay taxes in us. Gotcha.
yeah basically it's best for me to just buy shit and hold it for at least a few years
probably gonna split 75% between half a dozen areas and ignore it. 120k in liquid cash should be enough spare

>>50338183
where do you buy your t-bills and what maturity are you going for?

>>50338744
Kek this

>futures

>>50338593
No sir I am keeping it one hundred for real for real, no cap

>>50338352
either -0.38% then a bounce over night or straight down to god knows where. -1% or more again/

>>50337975
I have complete confidence that this man right here will pump my oil bags

>>50338772
You able to do a roth ira at least? Can buy treasuries there and just let the interest accumulate until you change you set up.

What stocks are people with 160+ IQs buying?

>>50338642
Market is going to be nuked by end of the month so their pivot in November or 2023 doesn’t matter

>>50338838
Beans.

>>50338773
Fidelity. I'm doing 3mo short term for some tax reasons and then moving into a ladder. I may reduce the size of the ladder as I invest, currently each row is 300k chunks. Once I get to year long t-bills, then basically one of the 4 is maturing every 3 months which keeps my liquidity reasonable. I also have some cash in a HYS and a bit in the Fidelity treasury money market in case I want to buy immediately.

You can also buy them directly from the Treasury like an I Bond. It's just easier for me to do it in Fidelity because my stocks are in there too.

>>50338838
the ones that lose money

>>50338862
...oh also the "one week back" is just because I was waiting for some money to clear. it's not for any strategic reason.

>>50338832
i can but europe wont recognize it as tax free when i take it out so it's shit
i can do a regular IRA with FTC which i'm thinking about

>>50338675
>>50338697
>>50338844
Bottom signals. What part of priced in do you bobos not understand?

>>50338880
What part of stagflation do you not understand

>>50338880
The black swan part.

>>50338880
Priced in is IQlet speak for I don’t understand what I’m talking about. Efficient Market hypothesis is trash.

mad how jewish people caused the 1970s and the 2020s

>>50338762
you gona short it?

>>50338880
cope more. mumus are yelling priced in every month.

the melt up will start tomorrow, bears can't even crack 3730 anymore.

>>50338878
>it as tax free when i take it out so it's shit
ew that kinda sucks. Least it sounds like you make a decent amount so just invest in some stuff and you can always move somewhere else to retire and cash out.
>>50338862
Nice. I dont have much on treasurydirect right now. Going to use my secure stack for it so I dont lose much on it.

>>50338894
We aren't getting that, the bond market has massive rate cuts priced in throughout all of 2023.

>>50338944
>Least it sounds like you make a decent amount so just invest in some stuff and you can always move somewhere else to retire and cash out.
yeah just waiting on EU citizenship so i'm covered no matter what happens in the west

>>50338909
>Yeh, your female broker had to move back in with her folks.
>We'll be taking care of your portfolio now, mate.

>>50338907
EMH is not trash, you bobos are just in denial. It's true and undeniable.
>>50338930
Bottom signal.
>>50338896
You can't predict black swans retard.

>>50338969
? israel forced OPEC's hand ,and ukraine is an illiegimate government after a CIA coup led by a canonical NON-SLAV NON-UKRAINAIN jewish person

>>50338300
All in gaysex market buy. It's that easy idiot. Ive been telling you for the past 2 weeks. How fucking stupid are you?

Guys, what if we just stop inflation through price controls?

>>50338944
make sure you max out your i bonds. 10k worth is the max electronic.

>>50338981
they you just can't get the shit. we tried that fairly recently/last 50 years.

>>50338945
>Priced in
>Rate cuts
Aren't rates supposed to be going up? Isn't this the exact opposite of 'priced in?' Also, rate cuts to WHAT? They were ZERO for the longest time, with flirtations of NEGATIVE interest rates. Like...what? If it didn't save the situation before, it isn't going to save it now...

>>50338981
noooo you can't undermine (capitalism) that's le evil

>>50338979
>it's da joos,guise

>>50338945
You don't know that ;)

>>50338945
Again, pivoters will get BTFO.

>>50339009
>The embargo was targeted at nations that had supported Israel during the Yom Kippur War.
based gigaretard

>>50338981
Remember when Joe Biden said that the gas stations had to stop price gouging? Remember how that was retarded and everyone knew it was bullshit?

That's what you're suggesting.

The market will be bloody red tomorrow, my SOXL puts will be itm. Can't wait to see you trannies seethe.

>>50338981
Leads to shortages

>>50339009
He's dead, mate.

>>50338945
>massive rate cuts priced in throughout all of 2023.

Which is not fucking September or November. The bond market is pricing in a recession and then a pivot when shit hits the fan. That means pain first.

>Futures

>>50338982
Yep, got it maxed out.

>>50338917
No

>>50339009
This, but unironically

>massive milquetoast retardland to your north has shit tons of oil in sand
>shut them down because ?????????????????????????????????????????????????/
good job biden

>>50339002
>Dood just let the government lock everything down for 2 years lmao who cares about le economy
The fucking balls on leftoids

Do you guys own REITs?

>>50339053
Just short it bro, you will be rich. Munkepox isn't the next covid and its only spread through gaysex. That sweet TA you did is full proof.

>>50339061
Uh......Climate Change

>>50338981
You got it figured out. While we're at it, let's just let the state control the money supply too. We got em at both ends!

>>50338977
>You can't predict black swans
I can predict the next Sri Lanka, though. Egypt.

>>50339130
>Egypt.
Again? ffs

>>50339041
BABY WANTS TO TRAAAADE HHHHRRNNGGHGH

>>50339097
when i first started investing i got lured into the high divs of mortgage reits. that was my last experience with them.

>>50339130
Egypt will come but not before Ecuador. Theyre already rioting like sri lanka did. Governments having issues.

>gay sex is going to crash the market
i want off this ride

>>50339098
>full proof
it's "fool proof" but i'm being baited right now

>>50338862
thanks anon. why do the 12 month t bill in a rising rate environment though?

>>50339130
>I can predict the next Sri Lanka, though. Egypt.

i can predict the next 20 Sri Lanka's, bitch nigger. get on my level

>>50339130
Good. Down with the Ptolemaic rape spawn.

>>50339185
Oh? Any other South American places on the docket? The US seems to want to keep that whole continent pretty stable. We haven't invaded anyone for supporting Russia yet. Yet.

>>50339213
gotchya

>>50339033
Sounds like a good fix for inventory buildup.

>>50339261
At least i havent seen any new edits of this shit

>>50339245
Peru had riots too at the start of the year. Inflation going ape there too. Ecuador was closer I think though as there are mobs in the streets already rioting and burning. Peru might have dodged it for now since its quieted down since Jan.

>>50339237
all in EGPT and AGT

>>50339175
i'm surprised how many reits jut do not grow and perform shitty. I hold a mixture in my roth because you get tax free on the dividends and you can just reinvest, but I only choose reits that have consistent revenue growth, net income, assests increasing, etc.

Anyone buying TSMC calls?

>>50339245
Isn't Chile going all nutso communist? Biden won't lift a finger against that but nationalized lithium and copper supplies can't be that far away.

>>50339284
youre rite, im going too make new wons

>>50337531
I live right by this address.

>>50339231
the 1 year pay higher rates and by laddering you're getting a maturity every 3 months to move into the current rate. last time we raised rates (not that today is the same) it was over a period of 4 years, so a ladder with maturities every 3 months isn't too crazy. but, hindsight is 20/20, and in this case a shorter ladder might work better because we're raising them fast. hard to say.

I sold my VIXY calls. 2 days of rugpulling couldn’t push it above $18.

>>50339319 see this guy >>50339293
I don't have a pulse on South America. Just haven't been looking at it. As far as Chile goes, how cozy are they with the US govt, and does the nationalization of their resources guarantee a source for our industry/allied industry? Something on the order of the Petroleum Reserve or our Helium reserve might be applicable in the future. It depends on how recyclable the materials are, and how they can be stored in a usable form.

If the EU is anything to go by, go long Hazardous Chemical transportation companies.

>>50339319
Yes they are but glowies working overtime to contain it. I think they're going to vote on a new quasi-communist constitution soon. Obviously the elections are going to be fair and transparent

>>50339385
just do 3 months every 3 month for 5% a year

>>50339385
thanks anon. didn't realize how easy fidelity made it. interesting that US treasurys are yielding better than corporates and CDs

>>50339426
it's APY

>>50339428
first time you do it you can call their fixed income team and someone will walk you through it. they're kinda idiots but it's still helpful to have someone walk you through the menus. i like to buy on the auctions but you can also buy on the secondary market, both work and are possible through fidelity.

>>50339303
>TSMC
I would do nothing but buy it and hold long. Remember they are the 10th largest company in the world which is insane

>>50339295
>EGPT
fuckin hell lad

>>50339460
Just buy SOXL on a red day and sell the next day. Fuck waiting a year

>>50339465
I'm talking about gambling

>>50338733
>>50338762
You are both genuinely retarded

>>50339487
>Just buy SOXL on a red day
There will literally never be another red soxl day ever again.

Futures

>>50339467
>EGPT
its like that with every emerging market etf. Even indonesia's is fucked (EIDO)

why the FUCK aint we dumpin

Nigger >>50339537

>>50339523
There's no future here, boy

>>50339467
So the secret to infinite wealth is to buy puts on emerging market etf's during times of economic uncertainty.
I'll remember that for the next once in a generation crash in a few years.

>>50339544
Based

>>50338380
This is my thought as well. Pump and dumps usually have a long period of crabbing after a major dump from the peak before crashing to the next level.

>>50339385
Thanks fren. looking at t bills on treasury direct now. godspeed

>>50339487
>there are never two red soxl days in a row
stay poor