/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50333595
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,146.132B, 96P = 22.3555B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,155.290B, 96P = 22.451B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kenneth Griffin, you have 9 days

>discord trannies aren't real

ITS JUST THAT EASY

YOU WAIT

YOU WIN

Kek crypto baggies

Upward facing crab pose.

>>50333640
Nice

I've been camping since Saturday, why are we going up?

>>50333677
Is that Jimmy Buffet

>>50333707
WAGMI

WAGMI

The AMC ruggening isn't as violent as I expected (wanted)

how about some ACTUAL non-larp reasons for why it's running all of a sudden? it crabbed like a bitch yesterday, didn't really keep up with amc and BBBY until the end of the day. now what? all this crabbing at 80-130 and now it's running yeah ok it's going to get rugged, hopefully at 200+ but we'll see.

upwards crabbing?

kek baggies

>>50333595
Why is it crabbing upwards

>>50333707
we have gone up 12% since friday

Still Holding.

FUCK

why are we going up

COUGH ~ AHEM ~ COUGH

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>50333731
Zoom out. You have an iq in centigrade if you cant see a trend reversal.

>>50333719
That whore has another thing coming if she thinks she’s sitting in my DB4 with her stinky bare ass

LEMME SEE YOUR WAGMI FACE!!

What's this about the SEC allowing unlimited shorting of single securities? Did MOASS just get canceled?

>>50333751
It's a crab until it goes up 12% a minute

>>50333773

https://youtu.be/Yej5BJwE0fo

the FINRA short interest reporting publication date was yesterday, matches other peaks like 1/27, 3/9, 6/9, 8/24, 11/24 last year. gherk is bearish too, the pump is baffling.

>>50333773

>>50333777
checked

>>50333777
Fucking checked lucky sevens with a side of triple threes

The digits in this bread are unreal
Kek is truly with us

>>50333761
TA never fucking works with this manipulated piece of shit stock. the trend reversal was in november when it went to 250 (previous high was 230 in august) but it got rugged. it got rugged in march this year from 200, then in may it got rugged from 150.

>>50333777
checked confirmed

>>50333774
The Shortseller Enrichment Commission is allowing ETFs made of a single security, and as we all know by now ETFs exist to short stocks and farm premiums. It doesn't impact the splivvy trigger because you can't FTD a dividend.

>>50333777
Checked

>>50333800
Short interest steadily going up again too. This is it bros.

I don't even care that we're green.
I want red.
I want villagers in the streets and inventory hackers banned from the server.
Enforcement. I want to fucking enforce the rules against the powerplayers who have gutted every chest and backpack on the server to decorate their obsidian vaults.
I want bans.
>In Minecraft

>>50333766 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND IM THE FIRST IN LINE
>>50333777
>>50333800
>>50333677
>>50333833
checked!

>>50333731

>>50333833
>>50333839

>>50333839
the peak should have been yesterday, this is a dead cat bounce, gherk says SPY looks mega bearish on all time scales with head and shoulders etc

>>50333839
Proof?>>50333841

T-minus 7 till penis hour

>>50333718
It's his spirit animal.

I just put preparation H on my asshole. Am I gonna make it?

>>50333849
What is the anemone thing behind her

>>50333800
How many pickle dicks domyou suck? Who the fuck quotes that actual retard as a source.

GME +5.20%
AMC +0.27%
BBB +0.60%
not sus at all...

Fidelity bros, I'm creating an account right now. Which account core position do you recommend?

> Fidelity Government Monet Market Fund (SPAXX)

>Fidelity Treasury Money Market Fund (FZFXX)

>Fidelity Interest bearing option (FCASH)

>>50333849
Roasties get the Tyvek suit for transportation purposes.

Whores are cheap
Upholstery is not

>>50333875
That's silverware in a dish drainer you autistic fuck.

>>50333777
>12% a minute
Then it's just a vertical crab.

>>50333875
is that what's important right now?

>"1 US Yil" user ID

>>50333756
>>50333756
>>50333756
>>50333756
Still Holding!

>>50333800
>CIA pickle nigger is bearish
Nothing can be more bullish

>>50333905
Yes

>>50333887
Doesn't matter, it's just for the cash you have in there.

>>50333800
>gherk is bearish too
Always do the opposite of what fat fuck says

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

i unironically just sold 5 shares @ $144
665 shares to go

>>50333891
everything's cheap when you hold GME

WAGMI

>>50333731

so when do we start date fagging pt 2 of the splivvy?

All female track and field, volleyball, swimming and softball athletes should be required to compete completely in the nude

KEK this BBBY chart

>>50333718
I only have Golden Corral where I come from.

>>50333936
I want to belieb

>>50333945
I’m migratiNg to/startiNg a BBBY geNeral

sniped a cheap $15 call for 1/20/23 for bbby (.70)

already up

honk honk

GaMeStOp In BeD wItH cItAdEl!?
holy fuck these people are retarded.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vyasoy/uhhhhhh_what_the_fuck_direct_reference_to_citadel/

>>50333963
GME BUFFET WHEN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50333777
Lucky 7's!

>>50333943
Yes

>>50333873
>prepar

>>50333975
Jesus Christ how did a retard like that even get this far holy shit.

Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Options Using Pinheads can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50333849

Nice tum.

>>50333777

Repeat after me.

Ape Strong.

why digimon didn't pan out like pokemon?

>>50333975
i hate reddit soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad bros

If we hit 145 ill be green on sneedspot

>>50333777
get squeezed

>>50334016
Transgender Dana Carvey

it's running up with the SPY scam pump, you'll see tomorrow
GME max pain is $135

>holding on etoro
>shitters start shitting with their "cash dividend" given by etoro
>noway.jpg
>liquidate half my position to transfer on ibkr
>the same day i start the withdraw operation marketplace announced
>ohshit.jpg
>next day we pump
>today we pump
>after months of nothing
>my money arent on ibkr yet
>cant buy back the other 50%

bros im starting thinking i was the catalyst since the beginning... maybe i should liquidate what remains and start the moass. atleast the frens will enjoy

>AMC
UH OH
STINKY

GUYS

I NEED YOU TO SET YOUR LENDABLE SHARES TO "ENABLE"

$FEE KITTENS CHECK IN

filename

I think picrel is enough to know shits about to go down

>>50334026
indeed fren tyfys

>>50334042
lost

Show me 145

oooo

>>50334054
>Biden goes on vacation while we are stuck fighting a war against Jews and trannies
Disgusting. Not my president

They fear the 150 zone.

It's going back down to 125 by closing.

>>50334039
we hit 145

>>50334068
>done

ITS PRETTY SPOOKY THAT SPY ISNT MOVING AT ALL

This is basically a breakout from the wedge but it needs to hold value through the end of the month to be valid. We might be close baggiebros

145

I bought a metaboy for the culture

I COMMAND THIS HOUR TO BE FILLED WITH POWER

I'm not buying at 145. I'm not falling for it.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>50334091
What do critical margin theorists and fractalchads make of this?

The number was supposed to be $135
Did they pump their portfolio to buy $15 of breathing room?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

I am a 9D being I will crash the Fedwire with my mind today
Prepare yourselves
WaSO

>>50334081
imagine thinking he's goin on a vacation
he's about to get reamed out by (((them))) or get some instructions (if his senile ass can even remember them)

then he is going around Saudi to beg them not to make a new BRICS currency and discuss Russia

i believe

ive always believed

>>50334141
Maybe, or they can afford to slam the price back down again. Or maybe they finally actually lost. Who knows.

>>50334128
Based. Post moass the culture must be changed

>>50333773

see the crabbing since may/june, start scaling down your positions, it's not going to $500 again, $200 at best, but more likely it will get rugged at $150ish

Update:

Fidelity is having "unexpected problems" when I submit my account creation request.

Fuck, everybody is trying to get in here. Why did I procrastinate

>>50333728
That would be nice. I hope those retards will never MOASS and always look at GME and think "Why am I so retarded?"

149 is the crossover. DO NOT POST MANY OF THE SAME ROUND LETTERS TOGETHER UNTIL THE CROSSOVER

lmao what the fuck spy just lying there like a dead animal

>>50334181
>creating a brokerage account the week before the split dividend
anon you had so much time

AMC RUGGING AMC RUGGING I AM TUGGING

>>50334174
What a grand and intoxicating wagmi

>>50334141
They're done.
Also, keep your 2-digit doubles in check!

It’s over

>>50333773
I would buy the Sacramento Kings and get them out of their playoff drought

>>50334136
Based

>>50334046
Is your Fault. All of it. People have been dating for 19 months that shit brokers would duck you, and you only decided to be scared about it now. It’s literally in the op. I did the same thing as you from the cash app to CS and I sold at 130 and bought in at 88. Swallow your pride and get on with it. You will still make it

>>50334218
for you

172 vibes

>>50333773

SPY, AMC BBBY are dropping

COWBOY MODE
ALONE

>>50334162
just a reference to team rocket

>>50334245
you sound like a bitch

>>50334141
Nice digits, I treat critical margin mostly as a meme because we know they can shuffle collateral
around incredibly efficiently: buttcoin, OTC markets, etc. In theory the ceiling should be lowering, though.
But the 148-153 zone has acted as resistance since late May with violent rejections each time.

>>50334224
I’m buying the Tampa Bay Rays and moving them to Tampa.

Fuck Stu Sternberg
And Fuck the city of St. Petersburg

JUST GOT A SQUEEZE ALERT ON THE 1Y1D AS MACD IS CROSING OVER

IT STARTS NOW

>AMC

>>50334175
thats a lot of poo poo pee pee lines

>>50334175
>TA on a memestock
consider the rope

>>50334162
it was a trending meme on reddit yesterday about people on the internet being ready to complete the quote or whatever

>>50334209
I'm already on CS, DRSed XXX infinity stack. I have my sell stack on TDA, XXX as well

But TDA ex-dividend date shenanigans have me nervous now, so I wanted to send half my TDA stack to Fidelity just in case. More diversification is better

>>50334254
you sound like a redditor

>>50334210
Kek

>>50334175
Oh line geomancer, mystic of the east, tell us what the price of paneer will be in two weeks

>>50333773
I am going to WAGMI so hard I am going to buy the number 4. No one else can have it. It's mine.

sold another 5 shares @ $144.50

>>50334313
yikes, this will not age well

Borrowbros, I don’t feel so good…

When GME on Blockchain? I'm too lazy to swing trade so I want to be a liquidity provider for a dex and face infinite impermanent loss when we moass

>>50334313
Good. Take profits.

>>50334256
Do you think there is any human intervention or is it 100% The Algo they’re too afraid to touch

Also why has nobody tried to “unplug” the algo machine in minecraft

And how do they expect the algo machine to keep running while they move to Miami

>>50334313
hahah dumbass

sers it is time for selling of the GME shares

>>50333926
it's silverware with plastic handles upside down in a basket.

Sadly I lurk the cringe mines but I noticed on some subs there are things like ":1234:" in the comments. What does this mean?

will you be able to buy NFT gfs on the GME marketplace?

>>50334327
Evidently too expensive for ol kannyboy

>>50334224
>>50334257
Fucking LOL

I love the idea of GME holders purchasing professional sports franchises

>>50334357
Why the fuck would you ask us? Do you know where you are?

>>50334357
embedded reddit gifs/emojis

>>50334339
The algo has got to be completely on auto pilot. They probably took so much pride in creating the algo due to the fact they could let it do their jobs for them. Now they are completely at its mercy because if they were to shut it down they would be destroyed. They have no choice but to pray that it can continue to kick the can for them.

>>50334357
they're emoji reaction images, your browser doesn't support them

>>50333595
looks like you bros are gonna make it after all huh

i just sold 1000 at 145.11 and then bought 900 at 144.10 then sold again at 144.80 and then rebought just now slightly lower.

my broker is now asking me about going on multiple "round trips" and want me to increase my account margin?

i told them ill be going on enough trips in the future and that id pass

:)

>>50333595
160 EOW

>>50334372
Shut up or consequences will never be the same you newfag fuck

kek baggies even your fellow hodlers are abandoning ship

Holding GME for the past year is legit like fucking edging. My balls are so goddamn blue and I've been ready for the climax. Hurry up for fuck sake. I'll keep holding and complaining but goddamn throw the fucking towel already.

>>50334339
All algo, but I'm sure they can turn it up to 11 when they need to like during news releases or margin checks.
>why has nobody tried to “unplug” the algo machine in minecraft
The same reason why most domestic terrorists don't target anything of significance. kek.

>>50334414
kek

>>50334420
Imagine the MOASS coom. Imagine it.

>>50334398
>I just sold at 145.11 and made 1000 in profit!
>wait, why is the price going up?
>am I missing MOASS?
>price goes to 1000 in seconds
>priced out forever
thx 4 playing an0n

>>50334433
whoosh

thanks for playing

>>50334416
We have IDS here.
>>50334313

>>50334398
dude max pain is 135 sell and hold cash like pulte

>>50334433
CHECKED AND FUCKING WAGMI

>>50334452
time for another id for rajesh

shame

>>50334416
>1+ year of overwhelming buy ratio
>'it's just a ratio!!11 it doesn't matter!!!'
>swings more to the sell side than usual
>kek baggies!11 everyone is now selling!

i tire of the dalit and their dalit ways

>inb4 half our gains are erased in the 30 mins before close

Surprise MotherFuckers!

We closed another 2 million shorts today!

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

sorry i'm late, was busy playing fall guys with the lads

>>50334465
can i buy her as an NFT?

the stock is dropping my bastards

I'm kinda scared. The whole market is flatlining while gme climbs.

you pussies won't be able to handle the 200s with attitudes like these

>>50334495
i recognize you from your posting style you're a gigantic faggot and something is wrong with your brain

>>50334507
obvious rugpull is obvious

Oh look another day of pump the stock and hope people set stop losses then fish for them 30 mins before close, with even an AH flash crash to fish even more deeply.

They need shares BADLY. I wonder why?

Sold the top today. Thx baggies see ya in 2 weeks

41k green volume candle does nothing. 20k red candle drops the price 3 bucks. cool.

>>50334495
Congrats Dunkie, only 2 trillion left!

>>50334500
More like FT (Fuckable Token) am I right? Hahahahahaha

>>50334495
Congrats
Only 2,898,000,000 left to go

>>50334500
checked
>buy women as NFT
just flaunt your wealth, its only ever your turn

>>50334516
the timing, volume, correlation with other stocks etc is way off
i'd trust the run up to 200 if RC bought or something like that
i still have 660 shares anyway

>>50333773

we are back to 10-11 am on the daily

Kek baggies

Almost every order is OTC
KEK BROKIES

God has a sense of humor. Yes this is the same CS as we all talk about.

>>50334540
>NIPPLE VISIBLE
MODS MODS MODS
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

bros...

Tell me your stop loss hunting without telling me you need shares like a $10 whore needs crack

i'm a turbo autist like michael burry or someshit
i saw the hubris in you baggies and trusted my gut to sell some shares

Thank fuck were not doing this with the help of NFTards. stock split was alway the real moass trigger.

>>50334573

>>50334540
i want to own, not rent, it's more satisfying

>>50334561
Relay to us that sweet sweet intel, anon

Kek baggies

>>50334580
here's a (you) for being someone who obviously bought the top and has been nervously and obsessively watching GME since going down 70% from your buy in

>>50334610
kek lol

>50334530
>he thinks that was the top

>>50334610
nope i'm massively green from slurping mainly in february 2021

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50334597
They didn’t leave the room, and worked through lunch. All hush hush.

Do with that what you want.

>>50334577
well let them writhe in pain a bit more and take out the last retards that have stop losses with them. WAGMI next week. This week is only the preparty with nice green longdrinks to set the mood.

>>50334495
dunkmeister! we're green baby!

>>50334592
how can you own this bitch when the cops can just come get her when she calls them?
or will you own her when her eyes stray from your body and goodness when she's watching tv/walking on the street near Chads?

Will you own her pussy with a chastity belt that has a fingerprint sensor just for you?
These hoes ain't loyal nigga, don't waste your time chasing after pussy. You'll have so much money after MOASS, you'll drown in that shit if you flaunt your wealth right

At that point it's less about having an NFT collection of whores and more about having people around you who are genuine, loyal, and fun-loving

I only post these pictures because you all like them and a nice body is nice to look at. I am quite aware of the state of western women (and any woman from any part of this world that watches TV and uses social media) - they aren't worth your money or time

That's why they HAVE to be hot

wat mean for GME??

>>50334668
she fucked up at the end of the gif

kill zhe crabbu

THIS IS BULLSHIT

>>50334141
>What do critical margin theorists and fractalchads make of this?
fractal schizo here.
Everything is as expected.

>>50334325
It will for me. I'll be laughing for years.

>>50334676
does this mean no more RICO
Or a narrower definition of Funds that can fit into the RICO scheme?
Ol' Kenny boy is doing a lot more than taking leveraged or inverse positions on singular securities

>>50334577
>watching the minute chart
NGMI

>>50334583
I can't fucking wait for MOASS when we all make it and reddit blows their fortune on digital funkos (and the stock goes up even more from the sale volume thus making us even richer)

>>50334717
i warned you bro

>>50334717
it couldn't be today bro, do you want to fuck sentient funko pops for the rest of your life?

Kek baggies I sold the exact top

>>50334676
it's like SOXL/SOXS but for a single stock
don't buy it, it was dumb luck that some /smg/ tard made it with SOXL

HALTS ARE OFF THE TABLE FOR THE DAY

155 at 20 minutes after open tomorrow checkem

>>50334676
all in TGME

>>50334668
I have a loyal gurl already so I'm pretty lucky now I just need moass

>>50334668
I'm gonna check back in a year after MOASS and see how 70% of anons lost their wealth chasing pussy. Don't flaunt your wealth, you will attract the wrong women each and every single time. Getting an escort is one thing.... trying to lock them up is an entire different thing. It's misery... for you. They aren't stuck in the room with you, YOU are stuck in the room with them. They will absolutely drain you of every last penny and move on. If you really wanna get married, get yourself a mid girl with a low body count who doesn't spend all her time on social media. Those are the best odds you will get today. Otherwise, go have fun with escorts and get yourself a cheap hobby like vidya games and lifting.

ONLY 2000 SHARES LEFT TO BORRROWWWW

ooo

>>50334686
I can't do an ollie and I wear all the protective gear

>>50334561
That's a long meeting.

>>50334776
Halts only happen if the stock drops a certain percentage within a certain time frame. This is obviously a stop loss hunt. Also no halts in pm or ah.

>>50334676
Looks like you need a Fucking explainer, Retail Lite! Well school is about to be in session, so place your bare knuckles face up on the table! You Cats better be scared for that after-split price! You think it's hard for them to go below 127, well just wait for that 2x leverage inverse ETF dunking when the shares are looking like AMC prices! You better take the Bridge and Tunnel straight to your broker or the Fucking NYSE trading floor if you have to so we can tell you the score!

>>50334808
HALTS STOP AT 3:35 FOR THE DAY AND THEY CAN HALT UP ANON

NEGATIVE BETA WAGMI

fractal chads

i know you see what i see

I want a discount

>>50334610
My cost average is 101.12

GME correlation with SPY scam pump

>>50334831
tell us

>>50334844
you've had so, so long my man - relatively it's also still not too late. It crabbed for a full year around $200

>>50334854
>pifi
Rope

>>50334854
>posting pickle nigger unironically
This fat spic didn't even know what FTD's were until someone explained it 4 months ago

>>50334854
>gherk

>>50334737
yh, never really understood actual funko either, like if you want to unironically spend money on useless plastic, why not buy an at least cool looking figurine instead? at least its actually real though.

I just got called into HR Because the coworker I asked out and politely declined me filed a harassment complaint. I haven’t talked to her since the rejection

Maybe I am the negative beta…

i wouldnt be surprised if that was PickleNIG himself

i dont care

sick hat FRFR

>>50334854
If he plays with options and gme squeezes what would happen? Wouldn't he and his butt buddies get fucked?

>>50334857
Zoom out to the 1 week and compare with the days chart.

>>50334897
at least not an orbiting beta

Seaking Holds.

>LuFHi9Wr
Weren't these clowns supposed to sell options? Have they failed that much in that campaign that they resort to encourage others to swing?

WE'RE PUMPING SERS!

>YFW you bought puts 2 days ago and are hoping bot to rope friday

>>50334676
It means now dumbass hedgies can double down on their GME losses.

>>50334897
kek weinsteinies

STOP DUMPING IT AT 3 PM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50334943
I remember another wannabe celebrity who also shilled options for months on end....

>>50334943
yes

>>50334897
aww its okay fren
never dip your pen in company ink
find another job but don't worry about what these retarded normies think about you

they expect life to be like a TV show. HR is a bunch of batty dumb hoes anyways, fuck em
Shouldn't have asked this bitch out, let them come to you. It'll be obvious when she's touching you and laughing at even your most retarded of jokes

>>50334981
they also need to find bagholders for those etfs...not sure that will happen

We're still quite green. $150 EOD.

the stock split bringing down the price of the stock will cause it to crab, fall or moon?
Wondering if I should sell before the split and take profits or hold for a long while

Yes, I am retarded

>>50335012
>Yes I switched IDS
FTFY

options could be the spark. drs could be the spark. SEC could (NEVER) be the spark, Gary doesn't have the balls or power fantasy. Inflation could be the spark. Liquidity could be the spark. Increased transparency into the market could be the spark. Hedge funds continuing to hold on themselves could be the spark. Kicking the can for a decade could be the spark. A well leveraged opponent (MM or hedge) could be the spark. Split dividend might be the spark. No debt on balance sheet could be the spark. NFT jpgs avis could be the spark.
A public scandal could be the spark. Another split dividend could be the spark. GME removal from DTCC could be the spark. NFT divvy could be the spark.

It just takes one. I'm going to take (another) nap before working out and staying hydrated.

i hope you have a stressful rest of your day <3

KEK

poompa is back on the menu boys

>>50335022
checked
>picrel for you shillies

>>50335022
No, I am in fact retarded
>switched IDS
???

I told you

>>50335003
They better hurry up! There's going to be 4x as many shares I'm not selling on the 22nd.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vy7mu0/i_tried_to_tell_everyone_theyre_repackaging_order/


HYPERBLU7 IS GETTING CLOSE TO THE TRUTH

AGENT HALF_KEK, SHUT IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY

>>50335037
revolver explodes FarCry 2 style and kills all would-be nig executioners. The nig to be executed nig still gets metal lodged in his body which eventually leads to an untimely death.

>>50335080
mods compromised again?

>>50334892
idk. everyone has their own thing. i think they're fucking hideous but i think that about a lot of toys. my parents said that about pokemon when i was growing up and im sure someone said that about shit like furbies and cabbage patch kids in the past. its just a fad that people hop on because it's popular.

>>50335042
Sell now so you never make it. When the price bounces back up to 130 after the split I want to see you shills $ROPE

>>50334932
I see it sisters

>>50335080
>I tried to tell everyone they're repackaging order flow using swaps AFTER it hits the lit

Explain like im freshly born

>>50335102
Always have been since the very start. There's critical information that needs to be buried deep or it could set off MOASS within a week.

>>50335102
again?

>>50334932
>>50335128
its just art

>>50335080
>debunked!
like pottery. why are all internet janitors such human cancer?

>>50335163
mallcop syndrome

>>50335044
Holy shit checked dubs of utter basedness

>>50335080
>AGENT HALF_KEK
I really thought plebbit couldn't bother me anymore, but that cuck found a way

"repackaging order flow using swaps AFTER it hits the lit"

these are buzz words thrown together but i love my fellow schizo.

i liked his time zone difference fuckery idea better

>>50335080
>reddit jannies are actually on payroll
>none of them do it for free
our schizo is breaking through the matrix in realtime

>>50334313
>he sold?

>>50335190
no he really means what he said, all orders through stock brokers or otherwise are sells
ALL
100%
you can't partially manipulate a stock, you have to do it entirely

>>50334879
This is the famous picklenigger?
After one look at that low IQ mongloid face, you should know there is no reason to trust anything he says, holy fuck.

You're NGMI if you believe a word that thing says.

>>50335218
then it wouldnt be a swap dipshit

>that battle at close
They literally borrowed everything they can and still cannot surpress it. The fire rises. WAGMI, future billionaire bros.

In AH we pump to $250

check'em

>>50335240
why?

>>50335266
checked margies

>>50334997
https://youtu.be/eF92-uSiVZQ

In reference to the picture.

>>50335266
oh shit

>>50335266
digits

>>50335266
>witnessed

>>50335266
Checked!

>>50335266
If we hit $250 in AH I’ll post my foreskin

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/07/swaps.asp

>>50335266
CHECKED!!!

Volume bros...

>>50335266
checked

>>50335266
I believe

>>50335218
I believe all of it. The 'market' is literally not a market at all.

baggies KEK

>>50335266

>>50335266

sure looks like a big ass fucking dump to me. kek baggies

>>50335332
Now do GME and SPY YTD

>>50334465
I’m going to breed so many thick bodied white women, post-MOASS. And there’s not a goddamn thing you chink worshipping, XX stacklet holding betas can do about it.

>>50333773

>>50335388
this has been debunked
>t. halfdane

kek retard baggies

>>50335266
>Help us... Marge... You're our only hope.

138.59 holy shit kek

>>50335407
wrong

first post market?

>>50335407
>he fell for the scamwick

>>50335407
:/

WE'RE DUMPING SERS!

>>50335403
>>50335403
>>50335403
Threaded.

>>50335105
Sure, but I would never take a funko over a Nendoroid.

>>50335407
babbys furst internalization candle
SO :3

So all week hey have been trying to scam wick stop losses in AH because if you have them set then on open you will sell. They are FUCKING DESPERATE for your shares lol

>>50335479
kek kennies

>>50335388
??