/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw missed out on SIGA

First for 200bp hike.

GAY SEX BROS WHERE YOU AT

siga homophobes

>>50326926
Fuck tranime

Stocks will never go up again

its a crab market you're just trading in it

HAHA

*snibs the tip of your dick*
Heh nothing personal champ.

>>50326967
Nrgubu back on the field after taking that 60% hit.

>>50326961
>>50326966
>>50326972
Fuck, am I in the containment board? Someone bake another bread.

I SHOULD HAVE SLURPED THE SOXS BOTTOM

>>50326988
THAT'S A BIDEN WIN!

>>50326988
Wow, so Brandon is now a master economist as well

>>50326983
>>50326999
FUCK OFF CRABS

>>50326961
Not too late. WHO is meeting on July 18th. At current growth rates it will be declared endemic in about 4 weeks if not sooner.
It’s very painful and becomes more deadly when co infected with pneumonia

>try buying the close and selling the open on a random stock
>make 6 cents going from 29.29 to 29.35
7 figures here i come

I was promised circuit breakers
Hmm bobos?

>>50326988
The price of gas has been falling because crude is tumbling thanks to people expecting a fucking recession, so is Biden saying we should be hyped that we're heading into a recession? This fucking guy

And now here comes thread after thread of random anojs who bought puts expecting the market to go to zero because they lost on their calls and now revenge traded. Gonna be a boring day on /smg/

>>50326988
>>50327021
Even if I held $0 in oil, I'd want it to moon to see the look on that smug prick's face.

>VIX calls still not printing
Why am I so stupid that I thought this trade would work?

>>50326988
Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is really working. You must-heard the news. That's something we can all relish.

US02Y30Y close to inverting
When was the last time this ever happened lol

>>50326926

I CANT BREATHE

>>50326988
yeah core cpi went up too but that's totally outdated don't worry about it
god i hope this senile retard gets a stroke at a press conference

>>50327045
pretty certain it will hit 220/bbl

>>50327047
>calls on vix
What the fuck were you thinking?

Bobo's time to shine

>>50326988
>oil is mooning
>exclude oil from CPI
>CPI comes out just as oil started dunking
>Biden's financial capital

>>50327032
What about SOFT LANDING do you not understand?

>>50327068
Here's hoping. But let's not count our wells before they're pumping.

>>50327080
>SOFT LANDING

What the fuck is going on

should of sold my sqqq at open
fuck

Reminder we are doomed to a a slow heat death of the worldwide markets, where in time all trades are arbitraged away before they even show up on the terminal thereby deliquidating the market.

get used to seeing your entire shit portfolio red and SIGA up 10% daily after the 18th

>>50326988
Chad Biden correcting the report the moment it’s released.

>they didn't realize gay sex was a meme and we about to dump again

>>50327023
OY VEY!!! Not wanting the tip of your dick snibbed off is very antisemitic anon.
>>50327089
The crab uprising

>>50327094
>he doesn't have a trail stop

maybe we'll get a dump tomorrow like previous CPIs

>>50326988
>oil moons
>oil excluded from CPI
>CPI about to be released
>oil recovers
>Biden's political capital

>>50327057
Looks like 06? And 1990 before then? Not like you need another sign we're in recession though lol.

I am going to scream loudly. This market is fucking retarded.

>decide to finally stop being a permabull
>the market pumps for no reason

>>50326974
Based

>>50327071
It just seemed low compared to what it has been running the last few months. Plus I thought inflation would be higher than expected, we’re going into an earnings season where surprise misses will happen, and Jerome is going to hike 100 bps at the end of the month. Everything in the forward outlook in my opinion says reality will be worse than expected in the short term and VIX price wasn’t reflecting this. I’ve been right so far, but the trade is going nowhere.

What the fuck is happening with this clown market?

>>50326988
Look jack, those mularkey numbers are from years ago. Get your facts straight

how do you even trade when the markets aren't based on reality

How do I make 100k off 5k

>Release health report
>Remove cancer and obesity
>Yeah well the data is old! Look we solved the health crisis!
Lmaaaaao, this is the worst president. I cannot believe people exist that like him jesus fucking chrisr

It's over bobos pre-market jews tested and filled the new lows now its up only from here

>>50327197
who are the retarded 36%?

If I switch back and forth from buy and sell on Robinhoods option tab it quotes me like 7-8% higher spreads for the same contract. Is this legal wtf

>>50326988
Why did Russia and Putin do this?

Sorry chuds but CPI is debunked. Jobs are plentiful since Biden lifted pandemic restrictions. Hell, things are going so well I could make 16/hr at Mickey Ds

>>50327162
VIX is leveraged and based on volume if I’m not mistaken.
From those two factors I’d say it’s too easy to manipulate and liquidate options.
Careful anon.

>>50327204
I can tell you how to turn that 5k into 5 dollars

This is the fakest rally day of all time.

>>50327157
It’s literally just a technical bounce. The line bounced off of major support.

>>50327162
>the trade is going nowhere
You did a fine analysis,but you forgot one thing

>>50327197
Biden is going to retire shortly after the midterms anyways, so America can get their first female president.

>>50327253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVBwmpNv9U

>>50326988
Presidential grade copium

Speaking of nonsense, we are in the lunar month of Tammuz. The Seventeenth of Tammuz also happens to fall on the 17th of July this year. It marks a dark period of Jewish history where for 3 weeks temples were burned etc.

This Friday is the last session before it

>>50327214
The kind that unironically only listen to CNN or MSNBC for their news.

>>50327204
kek I remember seeing this like 3+ months ago. they must be heemed now with how bad crypto dumped since then

Why don’t you own SIGA, anon? We could have been rich.

>>50327242
Spy is unironically going to $220 by Feb of next year. Party is over.

Why do chuds refuse to blame putin for high gas prices and credit biden for low gas prices? Really makes you think.

I actually think that taking the energy numbers out of inflation calculations is a pretty slick move and is totally something Trump would have done. Everyone knows that oil and gas prices are manipulated all to shit, why not take them out? Same goes for housing prices and probably a little bit of everything else while we're at it. The end result, no matter what, is that more money will be printed and the stock market will be higher in ten years but we'll just have to wait and see what kind of silly bullshit they pull to get there.

SNOW

>>50327253
Sorry chud, we need a trans president females are sooooooo 2020

>>50327157
Its going back down right now. Just first 30 min of trading.

>>50327253
honestly that's the only reason I could see he would resign, try to have some asinine last hurrah by promoting a diversity hire would be Brandon K I N O

KRAMER IS BULLISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMm2rEmCSCE

>>50327216

Take a screenshot. It's probably the IV fluctuating unless they really are Scalping 8% on options trading which at that point everyone needs to stop using robinhood

>>50327094
>>50327089
>>50327155
>>50327181
>>50327157
>>50327210
>>50327240
Is this your first month trading? How are there always so many people itt that have no fucking idea what's going on?

>>50327296

And we're back

So the CPI has cars in it which are typically a fast depreciation. But anecdotally i cant find many cars at any car dealers. Im looking for a new car since my old one is getting tired and I cant find anything anywhere. Dealerships have like 5 new cars on the lot.

>>50327204
All in GME

>>50327307
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50327307
See you niggas at the Kekrona lows

>>50327309
Kys, if you're so smart enlighten us or fuck off.

Canada just hike 100bps instead of the expected 75bps. It's a race to hike now.

>>50327309
You fool. It is that I understand that the market intrinsically does the opposite of what I say.

>>50327234
Not quite. Depending on DTE, it looks at 27 to 36 days of options for the SPY and uses a volume-weighted standard deviation.
It could be manipulated but contracts do have to be opened and it would take several billion dollars
Incidentally, you could open a brazillion contracts 45d out, and all else staying the same, when rollover hits theyd suddenly all get factored in, woth no new additional volume, creating the impression of a spike

>>50327309
Yeah because 1 because intraday swings within the first 45 minutes of opening are common in the stock market.

>>50327338
Oh wow, they really did. Which means they expect FED to hike by 75 bps again based on the CPI report.

>>50327307

>>50327216
Whatcha mean anon? Can you even sell em before you buy them?

>>50327338
Next comes the massive real estate crisis, lel, you love to see it

>>50327309
it is
i'm also at an account deficit which means i couldn't buy sqqq tomorrow
i'd rather hold for tomorrow's dump and get less returns today than miss out on tomorrow

>>50327288
People only believe the lie for so long.

>>50327338
Incoming real estate bubble pop in 3... 2...

>>50326926
>Biden opens his mouth
>Market dumps

>>50327308
They legit are dude. On SPY contracts right now there’s a nice 99c call debit spread I want to sell, but I can’t because it immediately goes from 99c to 50c because the spread is so fucking high when I switch from sell to buy, absolutely ridiculous I’m watching the actual contract prices on Yahoo and this spread is fucking ridiculous

>>50327302
Oh god, I was thinking that would would retire on health grounds, but I can actually see him say "The world right now needs a woman to lead the way!"

All these bobos coping and seething. I love it

>>50327371
>>50327380
Don't get my hopes up

>>50327321
Also anecdotally, I've been keeping track of used car prices in my area for years and I've finally seen them come back into what I would call more reasonable ranges in the last couple months. Early 2000's garbage was selling for like $8k - 10k last year and now they're back at $3k - 5k. My gas has also gone from like 4.69 to 4.49 over the last few weeks.

>>50327226
Invading Russia and taking out Putin and stealing their resources would unironicly end the recession... if they don't nuke everyone

>>50327251
Wasn’t the scanner the most bullshitty plot device in Star Trek? Characters would literally whip that piece of shit out, have it beep, and then get most if not all the exposition needed for that episode and then put it back in their pocket.

Some guy on cnbc said fed target of 2% inflation by end of year 2024. LMAO!

>>50327338
doesn't a ton of canada has variable rate mortgages? they're about to get heemed kek

>>50327380

There is no way this is real

>>50327379
Did he at least not read the fucking teleprompter lines this time while he mumbles?

>>50327072
did you commission this image

>>50327309
I already called it here dude >>50327036
It's gonna be like this all day. Alot of redditors come here because they shit post on wallstreetbets looking for any kind of play to help them make money because they are too stupid to learn themselves. /smg/ consists of maybe 10 dudes who actually KNOW how to day trade and the rest of then are fucking wagies trying to make money quick instead of learning. Gonna be like this all day I'm going to the gym closed my Uber puts for a nice win have fun with the kids

WELL
WE'RE WAITING

>>50327406
consistent 2% mom?

>>50327406
He'll be right because there is a massive depression incoming I mean food and energy won't come down but everyone will lose their job!

>>50327390
Every single market is red but the bobos are coping?
Buddy..

>>50327360
1% intraday swings* I barely slept

>>50327338
Sounds fake and gay, post link.

What an entertaining day.

BOTTOM IS IN!
>BOTTOM IS IN!
BOTTOM IS IN!
>BOTTOM IS IN!
BOTTOM IS IN!
>BOTTOM IS IN!
BOTTOM IS IN!
>BOTTOM IS IN!

>>50327403
You're being silly right?

>>50327412
Vancouver real-estate has been detached from reality for a long time. It's a not so hidden secret that it's basically used as store of wealth and offshore tax haven for rich Chinese.

>>50327283

This is stage one, the red pill.

The black pill comes when you realize that it's actually going back up, because there's no way to stop this train now. Which is why foreign money is pouring into the dollar. They're ready for the extreme interest rates they had to use last time.

>>50326926

Everyone of you dumb mother fuckers that voted this man out of power did this to our society and economy.
You got what you voted for...
now go an dilate in your overpriced rental shack

we fokin boiling m8

>>50327380
how do I profit from the canadian housing crash

>>50327441
Zoom out. And get vaccinated.

>shake out retail longs with premarket dump
>shake out retail shorts with pump at open
>dump rest of the way during sour hour

Good morning, SMG! Let's see how my stocks are doing this lovely morni-HO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>50327381

Your selling poor man's covered calls?

>immediately goes from 99c to 50c

Well no shit, look at how the fucking market is trading. It doesn't know what it wants to do. Also, robinhood options trading is only good for hit and running

>t. Me

Watch TSLA and soxl go up 15% while spy crabs at - 0.4% because they are indeed just shitcoins and jews need to park their gains somewhere

>>50327418
For me my issue is that I understand shit perfectly, but I cannot take information and apply it or draw conclusions from it. Like I wrote a script to calculate greeks manually to learn it better, great, but I dont know how to form a proper strategy from it

>>50327338
REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/bank-of-canada-expected-to-raise-key-interest-rate-by-0-75-wednesday-1.5985427

next time im just buying GLD Puts
>CPI high, GLD goes down because they will increase interest rates
>CPI low, GLD goes down because inflation has peaked

This market seems like the perfect opportunity to stack dividend stocks
Here’s my short list
>NEP
>INTC
>PM
>K
>KO
What divvy stocks do you like?

>>50327418
I made money today, I knew as soon as it was shooting up I had to pull out of my bear ETFs. I’m fairly new to day trading and the big swings always happen in the morning or just before close. But I’ve never seen it shoot up and down so much within such a short period of time.

>>50327436
Yeah, consistent 2% mom. What it should be normally.
>>50327440
Yeah im stacking cash because im pretty sure unemployment levels are going to increase.

>>50327476
At least we stopped the mean tweets bro

>>50327321
>>50327402
You guys might have a pile of fun here: https://publish.manheim.com/en/services/consulting/used-vehicle-value-index.html

>>50327497
What's going on with tech stocks? Less profit because of cryptomining fags?

Reminder we ARE closing at the lows

>>50327528
>that spike
lmao. Im never getting a car it seems.

>>50327515
Anything you can afford to buy 100 of, and still have enough money to sell cash secured puts amd covered calls against

>>50327412
https://www.rew.ca/properties/3781314/481-w-40th-avenue-vancouver-bc
oh its real, and it's about to crash, 100bps hike increases the monthly payment by 5k
>>50327483
Short canadian ETFs and ABNB

>>50327503
Don't waste your time applying the functions of Greeks and gamma and delta you do that and you're going to find yourself losing more than winning if you don't understand the market sentiment. You use all that as supplement knowledge ALONG with TA to make a good trade but you never execute on the math alone unless you're a Quant

>>50327410
Almost a 1/3 of all new home purchases were variable rates. They get double fucked because they bought at the top and their interest rates are going up. But it doesn’t matter, everyone will get fucked in 5 years minimum because Canada doesn’t have 30 year fixed rates, 10 year max and no one does that, they do 5 years.

>>50327508
a lot of countries are talking about pegging their currency back to gold which means fuckery with the price. be careful anon.

>>50327518
they really want 24% annual inflation

>>50327537
Shoe! Feral gains goblin.

>>50327071
I hate that she is fucking that Jewish ugly manlet with orange hair

we are super cereal about fighting inflation for real this time guise we'll hike interest rates to .000000000000000000000001% even though inflation is 10% per month for real guys we got this it will just work ok it just will

>>50327402
Anecdotally my car I bought new 4 years ago is selling for 5k more than I paid for it. That's recession bro that's demand destruction. All in on SPY bro sell your commodities lol lmao

I HATE THIS MARKET. I HATE YOU GUYS. I JUST WANT AN ANIME GF THAT I CAN CUM IN!!!!!!!

HEAR ME ROAR!!!!

>>50327553
if you cant afford $45k mortgage youre a poorfag and irrelevant to the global economy

Now we continue xnsdt

>>50327527
>At least we stopped the mean tweets bro

Sadly... this is honestly how a huge number of brain dead Democrats and independent feel.

>>50327594
no, have a rare redditor instead

>>50327557
But cant you enter a neutral/directional spread and go long on theta decay, or profit from rising/falling volatility with eg straddles?
My concern is mostly from getting assigned or forced to close a position from my broker.
I have 4-5 figures to play with but theres a saying that selling options is like picking up pennies on the railroad track

mumu is insolvent

>>50327608
>gus fring is republican
not surprising

BIDEN SAID INFLATION PEAKED IN MARCH
WTF HAPPENED??

>mfw called the bear market in november
>mfw called a drop july 7th
>mfw called the copper dump
>mfw called the higher inflation print yesterday
Every time I was attacked.
NOBODY GAVE ME CREDIT OR LISTENED, WHAT HAPPENED HERE FUCKING MIRACLE AND I WANT YOU TO FUCKING AKNOWLEDGE

>>50327605
I’m gonna beat you up

>>50327660
A hard working small business owner who saw the devastation socialists wreaked on Chile? Definitely.

>>50327605
Unfortunately due to extreme financial conditions Canadian banks have moved to stop accepting maple syrup as currency. The defaults have already begun.

>>50327663
End quote. Repeat the line, chud

>>50327669
>mfw called the higher inflation print yesterday
Everyone knew it would be sky high dumb nigger. You're not Burry.

>>50327605
only a poorfag cant pay 45k a month

>>50327669
wow you must be really rich by now huh

>>50327663
Didn't you hear? It's out of date info
And if it isn't out of date it's unacceptably high (but we're not going to change any of out policites)
The administration is taking this very seriously, I assure you

>>50327663
Biden barely can read at a 3rd grade level bro you think he fucking knows what he's saying they give that lil nigga cards saying not to shit your pants

>>50327669
well..everyones anonymous here, gj dude

>market is doing okay
You know the bottom might actually be in

Oh shit I just got hired into the big 4 bros, mid-level $120k plus bonus

>>50327669
What’s next all seeing anon

>>50327691
>Everyone knew it would be sky high dumb nigger. You're not Burry.
Suck a dick.
I've been arguing with a bunch of 'priced in' faggots for the past 2 weeks.

>>50327696
...wtf, I just want to go on ONE DATE with ONE ANIME GIRL
We don't even have to talk about stocks

>>50327711
Give it a few hours,dumdum

can you US faggots stop consooming you fucking retards stop paying the high prices and we out of this bobo market in no time

>>50327711
>amzn 150c 8/15

>>50327669
Here's your cash for your calls bro (spoiler: these are worth 0)

THere is a website what lets you easily compare the rate of return of SPY (or some other market ETF, forget which) against a stock of your choice over time period of your choice . Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>50327720
>I was being baited by entry-level baiters for 2 weeks
Retard.
On the off chance it wasn't bait they're now eating shit. That's reason for glee.

>>50327669
you're posting on an annoymous Indonesian khat farming forum, we don't know who you are

>>50327736
gotta buy groceries and pay rent friendo

(YOU) step on the stage
(YOU) smile while our paid shills clap
(YOU) do NOT shart your pants
(YOU) read your script
(YOU) do not take questions
(YOU) turn around 360° and walk away

I really want to see a picture of a smug Powel feeding an inflated anime girl with 100 bps burgers and Joe Biden screeching in the background. I think this is the OC that /smg/ both needs and deserves

>>50327717
programming?
how hard were the interview challenges and how many did you have to do?

What do we think gents will it be 75bps hike by the fed or will we see 100bps?

>>50327711
What would you do if you woke up strapped down to a bed and saw that face looking down at you? Bonus: the bed you’re in is waist high so your head is at the same level as her cock-like clitoris.

>>50327720
You do realize that some people come on here just to troll right? Like some people here have absolutely NO MONEY in the market at all and just paper trade or come here to troll people. That's why you mainly shit post and occasionally engage in good discussions if they arise but most of the time it's shit posting

>>50327767
literally from 5 minutes ago

>>50327762
>rent

>>50327545
>>50327528
That curve looks familiar. I'm personally hoping for cheapies this fall.

>>50327775
Looks to be about 50/50 right now.

>>50327775
Soft landing so 75bp.

>>50327767
Whoa bro, please dumb this down for the big guy he's not a fucking rocket scientist!

>>50327767
>reads the whole thing out loud

>>50327654
When you pay a premium for less decay you can't buy as many contracts.

>>50327792
The first part of that chart looks like every stock right now. Just sitting at fear.

It's over bobos

>>50327774
cyber
no challenges but 4 total rounds of interviews. two star based and 2 technical

I am bored and I have access to a Bloomberg Terminal

anyone got any fun ideas?

>>50327551
Are covered calls even worth it for a stable stock such as KO?

>>50327717
Grats anon
I have a Canadian compsci credit from 2012 and I'm stuck at Walmart and I thought about applying for loss prevention but I changed my mind because I'd have to confront people
Ah well at least I'm debt free and saving money and technically doimg better than 90% of the general public

soxl is about to go green. What is happening?

>>50327775
I'm expecting 100 now. The predictions I've heard of S&P going to 2900 don't seem that far fetched now and shame on Joe Biden for trying to downplay this. I hate lefties so much its fucking unreal.

>>50327829
DM cathie

>>50327669
Actually John Hussman called it first. If you don’t have a hedge fund you don’t matter bucko

are WAGMI lads

>>50327838
Lum moass

we zimbabwe now

>>50327828
>two star based and 2 technical

what does this mean and cyber as in security?

>>50327829
>N
the post response.

>>50327798
Wow look at that..
>>50327804
>Soft landing
It’s seeming more and more like this may change

>>50327853

3850 EOD

Cap this

>>50327849
Hey man we all matter unless you are a jew, womyn, or subhuman leftie

>>50327874
they expect many of us in the wreckage brother

Fucking TSLA lol
How the fuck is it up so much

>>50327418
I sold my puts at open but still you don’t know for certain there could be a fake and gay lockdown announcement

>QQQ recovering

I’m in horrible pain. Indescribable suffering.

>>50327865
i wish, uncontrolled hyperinflation would make my calls go up

>>50327788
god i wish i had the money to buy a house and maintain it. it's just too expensive

>be software engineer
>make $110k
>still can't afford to buy a house within driving distance of the office

i cant imagine what it must be like for the lower-paid wagies

>>50327887
here here. Might I add jannies to that illustrious list?

>>50327876
i capped no cap

market bottom is not in, they are desperately trying to keep treasuries suppressed. 10yr yield is <3%. Market is broadly expecting between a 75 and 100bp hike next week.

>>50326926
I guess cpi wasn't all that bad after all

>SOXL green
What the actual fuck? The market is actually literally forgetting the news today right?

>>50327909
Yes, yes you can fren.

>>50327848
I already did that before on here, the bitch didn't answer

>>50327868
if I were anonymous on there I would

>>50327744
Well moreso than your typical TradingView or Marketwatch Advanced Charting shit, do you mean https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio ?

>>50327915
>trying to keep treasuries suppressed
what benefit would this have? to show retail investors that treasuries aren't a good option so people will not take their money out of the stock market?

>>50327918
PPI is tomorrow. The market might be anticipating a decrease there.

>>50327867
yeah cybersecurity

star interviews are basically scenario based. they ask questions like "if your subordinate doesn't want to work, what do you do", "how do you build team trust", shit like that, then you have to give a normie answer.

the technical interviews were also scenario based, I had to walk through the tools I would use as part of the hypothetical investigation, how I would use them, what the expected outcome would be. these were more fun because you actually show off shit you know vs behavioral questions.

We're going to end the day green today aren't we? Fuck this gay market.

Wait, you guys don't have grandparents who build several houses that you are the legal owner of? What happend?

If only you knew how things are

>>50327829
DM Tony with congratulations on being an internet meme.

>/smg/ almost universally bearish on semis
>broadcasters openly laughing at semi bulls on CNBC
Yep the bottom is close on semis. Semibros your libg nightmare is almost over.

>>50327918
SLURPPED

>>50327969
i warned you guys yesterday that there would be a retarded pump today

When does uranium go up again this is boring

>>50327960
Well, diversity is our teams strength so we fire all white men and then we repeat the mantra trans rights are human rights

there's your answer bro congrats you are hired

>>50327820
Looks fine to me

>>50327945
well thanks for nothing I guess

>>50327915
>between a 75 and 100bp hike next week.

I hope they go 100.
We have to change direction NOW, not drag this thing over half decade.

Dear Fed,
Grow a PAIR !

>>50327831
Well sure. WMT is pretty stable too - I wrote some iron condors and made a few hundred profit over a few months. I had one spread open over the last ER and lost it all, haha
>hmm Im up 90 but if i exit now i only get 20
>nah itll be fine
>lose 230

Anyways, if youre selling OTM calls above your average its basically free money long term. If it exercises theres a tax implication but its generally safe. Its an extra $15-25 every 30-45 days ... basically one free share every 180 days or so if you price it correctly

>>50327949
I'll take a look at that, there is a website that was pretty simple UI, you just plugged in a ticker, a date range, and it did a quick summary of the rate of return of that selected stock compared to SPY in that date range. It was a quick way to see if it was beating the returns of just using the ETF

Never underestimate the power of gay sex.

>>50327995
sad to say one of the recruiters had the whole "he/him" shit on his signature block too

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bobobros.... this cant be happening! We threw everything we had at the CPI...

>>50327954
No. This market is just fake and gay.

>9.1%
>Lmao lets pump it anyway
God damn retards falling for these tricks

>>50328028
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>50327993
After it crashes.

>>50328028
holy shit. honestly, anyone in a variable rate mortgage after 2008 gets what they fuckin deserve.

>>50328028
Wow how can you be this stupid

>>50328018
The fed wants inflation in the short term to make up for all the times inflation was low. They are going to drag their feet, if they were serious about fighting inflation they would have moved 200bp when they realized inflation wasn’t “transitory”.

WE NEED TO END PUTINS PRICE HIKE BY NUKING RUSSIA, PUTIN IS DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY

>>50328028

>>50328028
>C-canada is insulated from a housing crash...
>Banks don't give out subprime mortgages
God damn I want to see this housing market crash and burn. My empathy for landlords and overpriced house owners is almost non-existent.

>>50327064
It's not senility, it is straight up lying. He's plenty senile, don't get me wrong, but in this case they're just lying to our faces. It's honestly so demoralizing that the highest office in the country feels comfortable lying (and obviously so, like, even googling half the shit he says confirms he's lying nowadays) to our faces. Remember a few days ago when he clearly read teleprompter stage instructions and then his press secretary said no he didn't? Like, we have the video, how can you lie about what he said when we can watch it? Half the media is unwilling to call him on his lies, so they feel justified in continuing their boldfaced deceit. The lugenpresse in action, and it will have consequences soon enough.

Bobos... this was your last chance to prevent a trend reversal. It's over.

>>50328028
Who would do variable when rates are so low? Lmao.

>>50328024
SIGA breaking out, bursting, going ape, etc etc.

>>50328032
>>50328036
Relax guys, it did this exact thing the last time, only this time the scam pump is struggling to even break green

Seriously, when the fuck will I stop losing money???

>>50327979
I did that already, turns out hes a stuck up cunt.
Never meet your heroes

>>50326926
Market will close deep green today

>>50328028
>rates go up
>poorfag normies have to pay more
>becomes unsustainable

Either two things happen
>housing crash
>debt allowed to increase, banks subsidize it to the US and take out a fat loan to keeo debt economy going
Second is more likely imo

See you at close,mumus

>>50327952
why would you be buying treasuries right now when in two weeks the base rate will be essentially at parity? Why are people buying treasuries when we're running 1%+ monthly inflation?
>>50328018
Market is evenly divided over it being 75 or 100 rape points.
>>50328074
they also don't want to rugpull the global econ. They start hiking too fast and the fourth (gay) reich rises.

>>50328028
Jesus fuck. It increased from 1/3 to 1/2. Not only did they buy at the top they are going to get absolutely raped by payments. They will default, and if they don’t have CHMC insurance the banks can seize all their assets. It’s not like the states, you can’t just walk away.

>>50327605
It's 45k a month, retard

I’ve lost so much money today on sqqq. Holy shit. This market fucking sucks ass.

Why can't S(m)iG(m)a fucking blast off past 15, reeeeeeeee

>9.1% CPI is bullish
now what?

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Well I bought 0DTE SPY straddles at open again. Closed at 3% gains within minutes. I think there might be something to this strategy.

>the market is up

guh

>>50327410
There is no real fixed mortgage in canada. The "fixed" mortgages are 5-years fixed and must be reneg'd at the end of that period, while having 2-3x the rate of variable, so they make 0 sense under any circumstance except if you bought at the bottom in 2021 (where it still doesn't make sense because prices are hopefully going to crash, which is more favorable despite the increase in rates).

>>50328138
>Why are people buying treasuries when we're running 1%+ monthly inflation?
Isn’t the fed just buying them because people aren’t?

>>50328117
Oh then I guess ask Jim Bianco if he's working on a chart of forecasting errors for the Cleveland Fed CPI nowcast like he did for the Atlanta Fed's GDPNow.

>>50328114
I'm considering doubling down on SQQQ now that the Nasdaq is green.

Anyone here can help me with a CMC question? I just made an account on there, where exactly are dividends going to be paid to? I haven't connected a bank account to it. Or will dividends be paid into the deposit bank account that CMC made for me?

>>50327421

>Nasdaq green

Someone pls shoot me. I just lost 10% of my account in the last hour and a half.

>>50327903
>uncontrolled hyperinflation would make my calls go up
so what, the dollar amount would be worthless; do you understand how inflation works?

>>50328236
holy shit you're right
we can buy more sqqq for cheap

WE MISSED THE BOTTOM

WE MISSED THE BOTTOM

>>50328086
Canada can only lock in allow rates for 5 years at a time. But seriously, the home prices have increased so much and interest rates have been held low for so long that everyone who was buying at the top could only afford the variable rate and excepted the low interest rates to continue.

>>50327421
Pedo Pete thinks he's going to be running in 2024 lmao. He's senile now.

I bought the SOXS dip but it just got deeper.

>>50328075
>PUTIN IS DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY

You are insane!
Russia's small economy means almost nothing to USA.
Biden and the Democrats LOVE to imaging Russia as some huge powerful force of evil, when in reality Italy has a much larger economy.

Our Problems are not caused by Putin they are caused by Biden and his economic and social policies.

Where’s the anon that went all in SIGA puts? Did he an hero?

What the FUCK is up with this schizo market?

TESLA pumping on pure retard strength and dragging the entire NASDAQ with it.

>>50328114
>>50328168
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO

When everyone expects bleeding, that's when you rub off faster
It's like a Jewish proverb or something

>>50328282
FALSE, THIS IS LITERALLY PUTLERS FAULT YOU LITERAL NAZI

>>50328286
never under estimate the power of gay sex, more and more women testing positive now. once quest starts testing in a week or so its ovah for siga bears

Hope none of you actually got suckered into selling into this bait.
I've been warning since 8:30 that this was the peak of CPI/inflation fear.

>>50328086
Gee it's almost like people aren't actually rich like the media tells you they are and need a way to buy a home cheap instead of paying an arm and a leg for a half finished house in the boonies

>>50328133
bring a rope faggot

Tomorrow CPI will be something like fucking 15.

>>50328311
>YOU LITERAL NAZI

>>50328297
I wish I had more money this morning.

>tfw could take a hefty profit
>now again positions are at red
Fuck

>>50328321
Oh dear oh dear, you bought didnt you

>>50328365
>>50328365
>>50328365
new
>>50328365
>>50328365
>>50328365
new

Why didn't you listen?

MARKET RALLIES ON FEARS OF INFLATION, RATE HIKES

>>50328297
>TESLA pumping on pure retard strength and dragging the entire NASDAQ with it.

They are one of the few companies that are actually making money and growing AND have a solid good plan for the next decade.

>>50328394
because in the end you are just a jew, michael

SIGA bros... Ukraine is coming to the rescue.

We close red, calling it now. Load up on cheap puts.

>>50328419
Lol
Lmao
Elongated mollusk dicksuckers are hilarious.

>>50328549
>Elongated mollusk dicksuckers are hilarious.

And in a few years, I hope to MUCH richer because of it.

Now, go spend your time trying to figure out what the meme-coin of this year is.

Name one reason we should close green.

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>>50328311
Lol that's supposed to be insult?