/biz/ - Business & Finance

Guys, CPI is not going to be 10.2%.

>>50311689
this is the last /smg/. ever

>>50311703
It'll be 11%

>>50311703
then what will it be

>>50311703
I dunno, the ramen noodles I used to buy were 1.25 and now they're like 2.80

>>50311707
Good.

>>50311716
Stfu namefag you're a faggot

>>50311703
True, it'll be 11.2%

Thank you SQQQ :)

>>50311716
The puts I bought were 1.25 and now they’re 2.80

>>50311715
8.6%. Trust the plan. Trust the nowcast: https://www.clevelandfed.org/en/our%20research/indicators%20and%20data/inflation%20nowcasting.aspx

I am sufficiently hedged

>>50311703
>102%

LMAO GET ALGO DUMPED LOSERS NOW WE'RE PUMPING 5% TOMORROW

>buy SQQQ
>market already flipping

Fucking bogs.

rape hikes.... oouuhh rape hikes.... I need market correction....

@50311727
I think you have me confused for (OP). I'm all about smashing puss.

>>50311689
trade cpi directly:
https://polymarket.com/market/will-us-inflation-be-more-than-0pt9-from-may-to-june-2022
I took a small no position

>>50311703
My i-bond doing a lil sum sum.

>>50311767
We're in a lesbian market and the only way to fix it is corrective rape hikes.

WTF MY SIGA PUTS FUCK YOU MUNKEYPUX

>>50311754

>>50311754
Get prepared to get your shit pushed in by the aftermarket jews, the pajama jews, the lox and bagel premarket jews

so that cpi finally leaked...still waiting tomorrow if it's a meme or not

>>50311779
>i-bond
only poorfags talk about this (i'm canadian so i'm coping we have literally nothing similar)

just got off work. how's everything going?

>>50311794
good i hope it dumps ah

AHHHH FUCK I BOUGHT CALLS FOR THIS FRIDAY HOPING FOR A CPI PUMP
BUT WERE GOING TO PROBABLY BE OVER 9%

Just found out a work acquaintance I knew just killed themselves due to crypto losses lol (at least thats what my buddy said)
Fucking faggot

>>50311830
no chance. betting on 8.8

>>50311830
15% odds over 9 buddy

>>50311801
Lol yeah its only 10k limit. Its just a thing to do to get some secured gains for now. Im sorry you are canadian. You should try to move here.

I refuse to sign up to Twitter

>>50311835
Careful what you say anon, anyone can end up on the street

>>50311835
Damn bruh anyone tell you how much he lost?

My theory is that we keep bleeding red because the general sentiment has switched from leveraged bull positions to leveraged bear positions, and everyone is cock fighting to see how far they can short everything. I think we're going to see the markets completely whipsaw back upwards when there's nothing left to short and everyone realizes that being long-term bearish is the most retarded position you could take.

>>50311798
Somehow it "leaks" every time, the market overreacts, and then the real numbers come out the next day. The people "leaking" fake bullshit deserve the rope, they're all probably taking out fat short positions 5 minutes before tweeting their bullshit

How was your trading day, /biz/?

>>50311830
>>50311847
why is CPI going to be higher? I expected it to be high, but not above peak. gas was down, prices on lots of stuff has been lowering...

>>50311830
You realize by "CPI pump", everyone meant that the CPI itself would pump, yes?

>>50311835
blood is need to sustain this market his sacrifice was not in vain.

>>50311879
Fucking terrible

>>50311881
The way rent is computed makes it slow to appear in CPI

>>50311857
Just use nitter.net for everything. URLs substitute 1:1, though sometimes you gotta refresh once or twice if their servers are overloaded.

>>50311879
I tapped out with a meager gain on SPY.

>>50311879
was up 53% on sqqq calls at one point, ended up 35%
riding them into the sunset
see you space cowboys

>>50311879
i haven't bought anything in a month

>>50311881
It can always get worse

>>50311835
No better bottom indicator than this.

>>50311879
I'm tired of losing ;_;

FUCK THIS

Who the fuck is CPI

Lmao CNBC talking about leaked CPI, combined with black house spokes dyke’s comment I’m starting to believe someone in the admin leaked the 10.2% to make 9.5% seem not that bad

>>50311940
Newfag

>>50311940
what's a aleppo?

>>50311881
>gas was down
Relative to May it definitely was not.

>>50311806
it's cool

https://journals.lww.com/greenjournal/Fulltext/9900/A_Primer_on_Monkeypix_Virus_for.531.aspx
>Obstetrics & Gynecology: July 11, 2022
>No fetal toxic effects were observed in mice studies using oral tecovirimat at levels approximately 23 times higher than the recommended human dose, nor in rabbits at levels less than the recommended dose during the period of organogenesis
>Cidofovir
>cidofovir has been associated with embryotoxicity and teratogenicity and was formerly categorized as FDA Category C. This indicates that animal-reproduction studies have shown an adverse effect on the fetus and there are no adequate and well-controlled studies in humans, but the potential benefits may warrant use of the drug in pregnant women despite potential risks
>Brincidofovir
>Brincidofovir studies in pregnant rats and rabbits demonstrated embryo–fetal toxicity and structural malformations at doses less than the expected human dose. Therefore, alternative therapy is recommended
TECOVIRIMAT
TECOVIRIMAT
TECOVIRIMAT
23x dose still no toxicity!!
>July 11, 2022
SIGA

I'm thinking about getting in on SBUX for hold and forget, what do you guys think?

>>50311903
Can you explain how that works in simple terms? Why is the way rent is computed delayed ?

>>50311952
I miss this retard like you wouldn't believe.

>>50311946
a bit too much of 4D chess

>>50311940
Child Porn Industry

>>50311746
That's 0.2% lower than the expected 8.8%. So markets gonna rally Wednesday, then dump Thursday because 8.6% is still shit and the Fed will probably stick with 75bps hike at end of month.

>>50311940
Charles Powell Irving, he decides the inflation rate each month

>>50311877
>being long-term bearish is the most retarded position you could take.
We live in a retarded world, and the ponzi scheme of the entire concept of economics is running out of free lunches. Nowhere left to colonize, no room for growth.

>>50311973
that was interesting times

>>50311865
I knew he had cardano at 2.80 and I think ether at 4k and he was 43 so he did have a lot of money tied up in it
Wasn't married, no kids so he was a waste a space imo but still crazy he actually went that far it's just money

>>50311940
Chris Paul the first, a basketball player.

Pivoters BTFO. SPX to 3,000 end of July.

>>50311940
Criminals, Poors, and Immigrants. A monthly labor report that tells Jerome Powell whether they've all found jobs or if he's safe to keep hiking rates.

Spoilers: They don't like to work.

>>50311965
Do we have anything on how the pox actually affects pregnant femoids and children? So far I've only heard anecdotes.

>>50311981
Exactamundo.

>>50311716
You should have bought the ramen dip

The fed doesnt have a meeting in August...do they front load a rate hike for the month or just add more in September?

Airlines pumped so fucking hard today, wonder if it's an exit scam before tomorrow's Delta Airlines report.

>>50311988
>it's just money
Absolute truth. I've gotten fucking torched this year and It was not fun, but I'm not to become an hero over it.

>>50311965
LOL biotech is so fucking weird. Nobody understands anything about these reports they just gamble and this is coming from someone with a med background and dabbled in a few names like REPH and SOLY

>>50311903
>>50311970
also curious

>>50311978
WE GOTTA GET THAT NUMBER DOWN

>>50312027
Nigger do you not look at the market? Like honestly. Because the reason airlines pumped was very much blatantly in your face today. Like holy fuck how old are you?

anybody notice how the you can get more than 1 euro for 1 dollar?

>>50311977
You never know
>>50312026
They really don’t have a choice but to go ahead with .75bps and see where the chips fall for the next 2 months, it would be pandemonium if they had to do an emergency hike during their Jackson Hole break

>>50312081
Why did airlines pump?

>>50312110
boeing sold 1 air plane more than expected

>>50312039
I’m also curious about it like you

>>50311970
Since the 70's when inflation was very high, they started using a kind of weighted average of prices to make it appear less volatile. I'm trying to find the formula they use.

>>50311877
>Somehow it "leaks" every time, the market overreacts, and then the real numbers come out the next day.
You seem to leave out what happens the next day. It tanks everytime even after the real ones come out.

SIGA is worth more than SOXL Again
We are the future

>>50312087
Not yet. And definitely not with bullshit foreign exchange fees being what they are.

>>50312132
>Since the 70's
You mean 2020?

>>50311965
https://www.gurufocus.com/news/1820961/siga-to-participate-in-alliance-global-partners-monkeypix-panel-on-thursday-june-23rd-2022
>SIGA to Participate in Alliance Global Partners' Monkeypix Panel on Thursday, June 23rd 2022
>Thursday, June 23rd from 12pm-1pm ET
>In total, A.G.P / Alliance Global Partners manages $1,273,866,692 in assets as of Jul 4, 2022

>>50311970
Judaism

>>50312120
>Boeing sold an airplane
God help us all.

>>50312027
>>50312081
>>50312110
Delta will crush tomorrow since afterschool summer vacations and already planned travel took place which will juice their numbers but Q3 will be a different story. Airline earnings right now will get artificially juiced like retail got juiced in the first half of Q1

Should I use this time of strong dollar weak euro to buy fine art?

>>50312132
>>50312147
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/owners-equivalent-rent.asp

Yes, they literally send out a survey to homeowners every 6 months asking them what they think their house would rent for.

No, I'm not making that up.

>>50312132
>>50312131
Found it

>>50312092
>They really don’t have a choice but to go ahead with .75bps
I assume they will have to possibly do a 1pt hike in september then if inflation keeps doing. Which it will because I dont think the inflation will end by raising rates. Only unemployment rising will calm it down.

>>50312132
They use used fucking cars... Historically the fastest depreciating asset, that’s how cooked those numbers and their bullhsit inputs are

>>50311707
only when /smg/ is absent from the board is it time to full power super saiyan bid

>>50312170
You can buy shit from Europe for chepaies
If you're a weeb, the Yen is even weaker

>>50312170
you could, just be careful most art depreciates. only the stuff that appreciates get sold on auctions thus you don't hear about all the bad investments.

I lost 3.38% in one basket, but only 0.66% in another

>>50311783
It’s not rape if they orgasm

>>50312180
when is the next hike day?

>>50312181
The short flip from depreciation to appreciation during lockdown has had such hilarious effects on all the numbers

>>50312180
How do they think raising interest rates is going to curb inflation? Don't that have other tools? I thought they said they had plenty of tools to fight inflation, but they only talk about the fucking interest rate and it's not even fucking working.

>>50311965
>>50312148
holy shit news just broke!
SIGA
https://www.stocktitan.net/news/SIGA/siga-announces-approximately-28-million-of-international-procurement-ib49nzz1qcz5.html
>July 12, 2022 - 4:15 pm
>$28 million of procurement orders for oral TPOXX® (tecovirimat), including approximately $2 million for initial procurement by two new international jurisdictions and approximately $26 million for procurement by Canada, of which approximately $22 million is being procured by the Public Health Agency of Canada (PHAC) and approximately $4 million is being procured by the Canadian Department of National Defence (DND) under existing contracts. One of the new jurisdictions is in Europe, and the other new jurisdiction is in the Asia Pacific region.
>In combination with the approximately $13 million PHAC order that was previously disclosed on the last investor call, PHAC and DND have ordered approximately $39 million of oral TPOXX (tecovirimat) this year. The current order includes an approximate increase of $9 million to the existing PHAC procurement contract.
>To date this year, SIGA has received approximately $56 million of international orders for oral TPOXX (tecovirimat) from six jurisdictions, of which five are new customers. As such, including deliveries made in the second quarter, we expect at least $26 million of international deliveries by September 30, 2022; the timing of delivery for the remaining orders will be disclosed at a later date.

>>50312170
Your view on art is going to be what makes you money not what art you buy. Investing in art isn't an investment it's a hobby because money laundering exists mainly in the art market and the ones that do it use people in their friend circles to make the art. This happened around the time dadaism began. Now that's not to say there aren't great artists who don't participate in that scheme but art is subjective as is it's price

>>50312191
I was only going to buy some dead guys work. I don't want to have to fucking deal with more inflation.

>BLS has confirmed circulating report of early CPI report was fake
>>50312199
July 27th, GDP is july 28th, CPI is tomorrow. Then just a cpi in august and neither of the other two.

>tfw you realize that CPI data is based on todays prices versus the price one year ago
>tfw this means we wont actually know if rate hikes did shit for inflation until a year from now

>>50311861
Squatting is a life hack worth studying up on. Being homeless means your just too lazy.

>>50312186
crashing the steel folded 10,000 times market with no survivors

>>50312177
That’s complex math…do you know in, in layman’s terms, why that convoluted model results in CPI rent calculations being delayed and coming in gradually higher and higher and not all at once like energy?

Thanks for explaining.

>>50312230
Stock going ape. Simply fit to burst.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50312199
July 26th with circle jerking and clown shows the 27th

>>50312250
What squatting life hacks do you have? Identifying good places? Avoiding cops? Fighting eviction battles?

>>50312209
>How do they think raising interest rates is going to curb inflation?
I think thats the only thing theyve even been told to do if inflation rises. Probably hoping to reduce speculation and loans to slow down growth which would slow down demand for commodities/supplies lowering prices. They want to slow growth but not collapse it...doubt theyre that competent considering this is the same batch of kids who said it was all transitionary to begin with.

>>50312236
>art is subjective as is it's price
Getting an original Hunter Biden would probably be worth something in 2024.

>>50312250
The problem with squatting is you need some good guy lawyer to get you the papers you need to give to the banks to tell them to fuck off and that isn't easy to find

>>50312249
There is month to month inflation and year over year.

>>50312249
they track month to month data too
the mom data is the first number in the bls report, go check yourself

>>50312260
Bot

>>50312304
and which one is forecast at 8.9%

>things looked ok earlier
>comeback, eod dump and ended red
what happened

>CPI data released
>Market poomps
>Anon FOMOs
>Next day market realizes that the CPI data was bad
>Market doomps into the weekend
>Weekend /smg/ consists of wall-to-wall doomposting and predictions of black monday
>Market poomps on Monday

Many such cases

>>50311940
Critical Prostate Intumesce. Something we all should be used to by now.

>>50312022
>Exactamundo.
then why is the white house doing damage control before it’s even out?

>>50312312
yearly, but monthly is forecast at 0.9 or 1.0, it lis only on decimal in accuracy

>>50312247
“Fake”

>>50312327
every single time

>siga trannies are up
Straightbros.....

Impressive that when someone leaks a fake economic report the entire white house and even media jumps on it to be fake but when it comes down to wage issues, rampant money laundering and other corrupt issues the white house ignores it lol

>>50312252
because that's what averages do.

>>50312280
HIP DRAHVE

>>50312312
If prices increased by 8,9% in a month, then you would know

>>50312349
that's why these fake pumps keep happening.

>>50312362
guh

>>50312327
Imagine a world where we just keep doomping and doomping until BlackROACH and every hedge fund has been heemed into insolvency.

>>50312312
Dude.
If month on month inflation were 8.9%, the annual inflation would be something like 170%.

>>50312331
So the plunge is split across two days. Avoids headlines of "Dow plunges 1000 points on bad inflation numbers".

You know how Trump only reacted to things on Twitter? This administration only reacts to CNN. They don't solve problems; they only manage the media perception of them.

American Airlines Group (NASDAQ: AAL) expects its second quarter to land within the middle of its previous guidance, meaning the higher fuel and labor costs and network disruptions that have made headlines are not expected to weigh on results. The airline sector is flying high as a result, with American shares up as much as 10% and shares of Delta Air Lines (NYSE: DAL), United Airlines Holdings (NASDAQ: UAL), Southwest Airlines (NYSE: LUV), Alaska Air Group (NYSE: ALK), and JetBlue Airways (NASDAQ: JBLU) all up 5% or more.

>>50312377
We would be living in a socialist country and we would all be a lot happier lol sounds good to be honest

Hey nice, Canada just ordered a small batch of SIGA Tpox.
Thanks leafs.

>$HSTO

>>50312377
>Major funds losing more than me

>>50312383
>If month on month inflation were 8.9%, the annual inflation would be something like 170%.
even if it is 1% a month which it has been- that is fucking crippling- 8% is wildly too low.

>>50312357
ASS 2 GRASS: TOKYO DRIFT

Are tesla layoffs bullish

>>50312209
money is created through loans, the fewer loans are made the less money there is, the higher the interest rate the faster loans are paid back leaving less money overall. less demand = lower inflation

>believing (((analysts)))

>>50312331
Because it'll be worse than what is being leaked

you guys know you just have to pray to Jesus and thank him for all you have and he'll tell you which way the stock market is gonna go? works even better if you give some money to the church, but you dont even have to

>>50312170
My collection of rare pepes will pay off someday

>>50312383
>re 8.9%, the annual inflation would be something like 170%.
I know for certain a lot of food has increased by 50% in prices despite what the fed says. Its a well know concept that the CPI reports dont capture useful data.

>>50312396
MY FUCKING PUTS. Someone stop the faggots from doing gay sex.

>>50312428
Doesn't seem to work for you, Cathie.

>>50312419
>Institutional money is retarded too
Who fucking knew huh

>>50312433
I'ma retire on this one someday.

any bets on how low oil is going tomorrow?

>>50312428
>you guys know you just have to pray to Jesus and thank him for all you have and he'll tell you which way the stock market is gonna go? works even better if you give some money to the church, but you don't even have to

at least you are praying. Find a local church that has a good mission and give to them. The world needs them.

>>50312280
Keep area area clean. Act like you belong. Do t draw attention to your self. If/when the owner ever shows up be ready to leave quickly. People hate the homeless because they shit up the areas they inhabit.

>>50312506
EVERYBODY'S GETTING TROLLED

Any value and momentum investors here in /smg/?

>>50312396
>>50312230
perfect timing, they were trying their hardest to pin it at $12.50 for expiry
now 5,000 $12.50C contracts (very fucking likely) expiring ITM

What does your trading station look like?
Pic rel, it's me in my cozy trading station.

Are there any companies bringing those suicide pods from Switzerland to the USA? I'd like to schedule an app- I mean I'd like to invest in them.
Thanks

>>50312506
Please be the reason for the dump. Imagine if all those funds sold on fake numbers, lmao

>>50312535
Nice try, glownigger, but you can't see my fapstation.

>>50312535
It consists of my couch, my laptop and my ps4 I play when I'm bored

>>50312295
Don’t fight to stay in home. Once you’re discovered leave. Be prepared to move on. Identify a few back up places. Travel lite.

Have you watched?
Have you learned?

>>50312552
This nigga gooning

>>50312531
They still have a few days to do their (((1 sell shares))) to bring down the price maneuver. I wonder if they can pull it off.
Regardless, looking forward to each country in the EU ordering a similar $27million as a starter dish.

>>50312560
No you don't have to do all that, you need the right papers to tell the cops they have to wait like 15 months I think to evict due to some caveat in the system I honestly just can't remember what those papers were but I know a friend of mine who had neighbors that did this and they squatted next door for about 2 years (Florida) until the bank PAID THEM to leave

>>50312170
Oh wow think of how cheap the prostitutes will be...

I bet insiders are going to dump it right when after-hours trading closes

>>50311703
It can be whatever they want it to be. They've wanted it to be high and it'll be high again. Some retard last thread said it would pump. If he means pump like 1 day he may be right. But it'll drop for open and keep dropping for next week's fomc

>>50312586
Back in my day we just called that a masturbation addiction.

>>50312613
Why did you short siga? A literal momentum stock

>>50311703
>>50311779
>Bergberg reporting inflation report will show 8.8%
Market's going to go screaming up tomorrow when CPI comes out at ""only"" 8.5%

>>50312647
>p tomorrow when CPI comes out at ""only"" 8.5%
Doubt it will be below expectations. At or above. I dont see interest rates doing anything to mitigate supply side prices.

>>50311794
If not for morons like that we wouldn't have anyone taking the loss for our gains. Big shout out to permabulls and permabears for making swing trading easy

Bradley Cooper now dating Huma Aberdeen! Carlos Danger btfo’d . Is this bullish?

>>50311830
Won't be over 9 but won't need to be. Still gonna drop because it won't be lower than 8.4 and that's shit and the fomc will still be brutal

>>50312450
Do you hate money?

>>50311835
Wow. Get more info and let us know. I didn't think people were that stupid

>>50312709
Who fucking cares?

>>50312670
Anecdotally I've seen indicators that nobody is buying shit anymore. I'm too smoothbrain to know when that hits inflation and how hard though.

>>50312746
Yea it's here >>50311988
he was apparently overleveraged about 85k on top of a loss of 157k

>>50312029
>it's just money
>I'm not to become an hero over it.
Same
I have plenty of other reasons in my back pocket

There is nowhere to run to now. This was the only place I didn't go yet.

>>50312744
The cases are leveling out. Rocker is always wrong. My SIGA $5p will print.

>>50312753
That would imply deflation which is the next narrative you're moving too fast anon if you want that money you have to buy SPY 200$ puts for March 2023

>>50312753
>nobody is buying shit anymore
Travelling is at an ATH. Normies are spending like crazy.

>>50312753
We will see better at earnings season. Retail and hardware will show the numbers. But id agree with >>50312803, people are buying stuff like crazy and spending still.

who here /t-bill-boi/?

So if its 8.8 like everyone and their mother is expecting will this clown market dump again because of reasons?

>>50312803
i think flights are busy just because they're scheduling less of them.

>>50312811
people are draining their savings and credit card debts are starting to pile up again. shit's about to collapse again bros. didn't you see the broads on the only fans who aren't making as much money as they were just a few months ago?

If the semiconductor shortage is solved would this be bad for SOXL? Scarcity drives up the price. Not a techie so what am I missing?

>>50312823
If it's 8.8 the fed will move for 75 bps hike no bargaining
I don't think anyone fell for the 10 nonsense that was a farce but 8.8 sounds right

>>50312814
ive been selling covered calls on t-bills for the past few months in my theta account

Cpi will be around 3% because they will fill the basket with absolute shit.

>>50312803
putting it all on credit

>>50312803
Traveling where? Mexico? You realize countries that usually have big tourist economies still gave pandemic measures right? Japan for instance is closed still

>>50312803
buying things before inflation hits.

>>50312845
the narrative around semi stocks since january has been that they produced too many of them during the shortage by ramping up production capacities and buildiing new fabs leading to inventory buildup
inventory buildup leads to lower pricing power
>yo guys we don't have chips we need you to build more of them
>"ok"
>wtf not so many lmao *dumps their stocks*
With Jews, you lose.

>>50312845
>i have no fucking clue what's going on
>i want to buy a triple leveraged ETF
Every tiem.

>>50312803
>>50312811
Secondhand sporting and shooting equipment sites have just turned into a ghost town. Practically BNIB stuff is getting posted 30% or more off and nobody is biting. Two months ago that stuff would be gone in 15 minutes. Probably people cutting down on consoomer spending. Crazy how fast it happened though.

>>50312866
Japan is one of three countries in the world, besides China and North Korea, that still has strong pandemic travel restrictions for individual travellers. France, Thailand, Bali, Italy, all of that shit is open and booming.

>>50312840
>shit's about to collapse again bros
I think car repos are up too. It will be a crunch between savings and spending. The tipping will be if unemployment suddenly starts to pick up. A lot of people spending heavy right now with cash in bank are expecting paychecks to always be there.

>>50312877
Why would anyone do this?
Jerome is going to crash land the economy so hard that in about 8 months everything will be 1/4 the price it is now and 1/2 the price it was before 2020. We going full deflation

Hmmm where have I seen this pattern before? Seems familiar to me. Almost like it was used in a lot of textbook examples or some such

>>50312886
Probably most of the spending is boomers emptying their retirement accounts into cruises, gambling, travel, etc
Young people are just poor and priced out of everything

>>50312886
Yeah im seeing price cuts on houses and stuff sitting on zillow longer than usual.

>>50312892
Bali is reserved for the rich no one goes there unless they are rich
France and Italy all experiencing mass panic because of Russia. Thailand... Idk shit about Thailand but unless the old pedophile boomers are all going there idk if traveling is really at ATH

>>50312886
What would have been crazy is if it didn't happen. Immediately getting raped everywhere I go is BAU.

>>50312900
did the bird make it? :(

>>50312781
>leveling out
Ok…enjoy those puts?

>>50312860
not my problem mentality. Banks won’t be lending anyway so who gives a f about credit score. any unsecured debt, see ya lol

Fed will pivot

>>50312923
You're a retard talking out of his ass
Probably American

>>50312928
Yes, they were fine
It's a perfect metaphor for the economy because the landing's going to hurt for a hot minute.... and then we'll just go chill on the beach.

I have no idea what's going on anymore and I'm tired of pretending I do.

>>50312939
Bet on it. I’ve bet massively they won’t pivot. Bc I know they can’t

>>50312900
That's fucking right anon you get a cookie. If you want to profit buy SPY puts for 2023 or 2024 anything after March

>>50312433
whats your rarest?

>>50312900
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: le6xNO9J) 07/12/22(Tue)14:52:12 No.50312898▶
>>>50312840
>>shit's about to collapse again bros
>I think car repos are up too. It will be a crunch between savings and spending. The tipping will be if unemployment suddenly starts to pick up. A lot of people spending heavy right now with cash in bank are expecting paychecks to always be there.

>>50312866
>Japan for instance is closed still
Nah bro they're open go do one of their beautiful prison bus tours

>>50312911
Correct

>>50312952
Post your calls you just bought please lol becuase if you're not seeing the reality you're blinded by money. Very easy read.

>>50312939
>2006, hiking cycle ends
And was that the bottom?
QE is about fed buying mortgage backed securities and in 2020 they were directly buying corporate bond ETFs. The market can keep dumping as interest rates go to 0.

>>50312977
That sounds exactly like a tour of North Korea

>>50312884
I don’t buy into things I don’t understand so no I am not buying. Just trying to understand more about the industry so I’m less of a retard.

>>50312929
>9k cases in 4 months
>nothingburger unless you're gay
I will be vindicated.

>>50312963
Cute. Saved.

Why didn't I buy SIGA? I listened to SOXL shills. God damnit. SIGA just got a massive order and it poped, I should have bought it today but I was scared. Fuck, I am going to be poor forever.

>>50312410
Layoffs are always bullish

>>50312958
i dont know or care whats going on, I just chill out and guess which way the line is gonna go

>>50313001
The permabulls and bagholders will tell you it doesn't matter, but there has been a windfall of video cards since cryptocurrencies started dumping. Amazon prices for NEW video cards have gone down by 50%.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP5Wisb_e3E

>>50312860
Lol do Italian boomers really?

>>50312535

>>50313024
Don't get SIGA scammed. SIGA is going to dilute shares one of these days. It's coming. We all know it's a biopharma scam and no one can prove otherwise.

>>50312396
LMAO 28 MIL from Canada alone. Just wait for other countries around the globe to order. SIGA is going to make a billy within a year or 2.

>>50313004
Anon...do you understand how exponential growth works? Be honest with me.

>>50313004
Even if you're right you're gambling you realize that right? You realize the money you're wasting shorting an obvious scam you'd be better off DIRECTLY shorting it instead of with options. But you won't take that risk because you'll hit a margin call or dump out of fear. Insiders have always used certain stocks for piggy banks to do laundering with its just a fact and gaysex or ebola is a very good cover for money laundering
From 2014 check the names involved
https://www.reuters.com/article/health-ebola-stocks/update-1-medical-biotech-stocks-jump-after-u-s-nurse-contracts-ebola-idUSL2N0S81P720141013

>Drivin' round town!
>Stealing and killing's how I get down (What!)
>Well you better beware if son
>Cos momma named me Sheriff
>Momma! Now you got it
>Momma! I just forgot it
>Oh no I better go, hahaha!
>M-O-M-M-A yeah named me
>Mom-ma named me Sheriff
>Ma momma named me Sheriff

>>50313063
You could have been bearish on 90% of the market and been correct, yet you ended up picking the one stock that is going to moon

>>50313063
I’d like to hear your thesis on this.

i have now run out of funds to buy VTI. i wont be able to buy again until next september, at which point itll probably be $220 or something. not good

>>50312327
this but unironically

>>50313063
You are the reason why I am poor. Fuck you. You don't know shit

So last night when I was taking a picture of my dick with my lasagna to post here I noticed a massive lump on one of my testicles. Based on my research its probably just spermatocele because I can shine a light through it, but moral of the story is, Boeing anon is setting a good example dick posting, you should all post dick pics more often as it could save your life.

>>50311703
thats right
expect 15%

>>50313100
Since you got digits ill let you know my thesis. I am long SIGA but wanted some confirmation bias so I pretended to be a bear to get (you)'s

Let’s say headaches were a rare illness only found in a couple African countries. They don’t kill, but they’re annoying. Then all of the sudden people are having headaches in 73 countries.
You wouldn’t invest in advil?
You can’t be that dumb.

>>50313127
I watched your stupid video last night before I went to bed. It didn't have any useful investing advice, and even worse... you showed up in one of my dreams. You came to my house, ate all of my food, and left crumbs everywhere because you are a slob. I woke up too angry to make sound investing decisions, and basically you owe me like $2500.

>>50312548

I wouldn't put it past funds to circulate fake figures themselves

>>50313127
I should have listened to you. Instead I listened to the soxl shills. I am sorry. Your curse is too powerful and the pox isn't going away. Tomorrow I go all in SIGA and disappear from this stupid bagholding site. Fuck I hate myself.
Please no more penis posting. Boeing anon powders his shaved cock and balls, its sickening.

>>50313159
Hahaha good one fren

JESUS IT NEVER ENDS
IT WORKS ITS WAY INSIDE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>>50313159
N-nani!!!

>twitter sues elon musk in a delaware court to force him to buy at offered price and possibly damages to shareholders
LMAAAOOOOOO Elon gonna have to wiggle out of this one.

>>50313163
Umm no sweaty, it clearly said in the title that SIGA is going to have a $1 trillion market cap. You literally just need to buy SIGA and retire. What more needs to be said. Anyway I'm glad I'm in your dreams bb :)

>put everything on DXY
>forget about it for a couple months
am I retarted y/n?

>>50313190
Based

>>50313195
>Twatter has to disclose it's bot problem publicly
Idk it's pretty smart to me

>>50312849
I remember when it was only going to be 25 bps for a couple months maybe 50 bps if the "transitionary" inflation was sticky. Then it was 50bps, and 75bps was out of the question. Now it's 75 bps and its not about transitionary inflation anymore its about entrenched
inflation, oh and 100bps we don't see that being necessarily but it's on the table. A couple months from now are we going to be talking about how bullish it is that the Fed is only hiking by 125bps and not 150bps?

>>50312506
>the entire US economy hinges on the fed "accidentally" "leaking" data
Well that's a situation that's easy to take advantage of by enemies of US. Maybe Fedturds should release data officially instead of leaking it out of their adult diapers

>>50313163
Glad I'm in your dreams bb :)
>>50313183
There is still time to repent.

>>50313195
>Take this turd out of our hands RIGHT NOW, ELON.
Not a good look for shareholders to be honest.

>>50313218
Not really. Bot problem isnt a reason to break out of a deal. Plus they dont have to disclose how many of their users are bots or not as it would violate privacy of the users.

>>50313063
But they have profits

>>50312939

Fed will not pivot until all the people saying "Fed will pivot" have roped.

Of course, it's true they're going to inflate the debt away in the end, but they know you were betting on that, hence you were betting against the dollar, hence you must be punished even if they have to destroy Yurop and Weebland to do it.

DXY 150

>>50313108
>next september
So September 2023?

>>50313127
You going to fill us in on the owl?

>>50312939
so is this supposed to just wave up and down blowing up to infinity for all end of time?

>>50313108
>next september
get a job

>>50313247
Robots have privacy? It's easy to fix bots you make a captcha based system or something like we have and POOF they disappear. 4chan used to be a bot heaven until captcha

>>50313247
>how many of their users are bots or not as it would violate privacy of the users.
Would it though?

>>50312902
Rainbow fibs. What’s your target low

>>50313208
>>50313232
It was most definitely not THAT kind of dream. I think you were homeless, staying on my couch, and eating one of my sandwiches. This just shows how fucking empty my life is that the only person memorable enough to appear in my dream is some schizo youtuber.

>>50313108
Hopefully you don't lose your job during the next great depression and have to sell at the bottom to buy beans

>>50313272
>the owl?
Pedo symbol

>>50313272
Nope.

how do i short the federal reserve?

>>50313246
Kek but why wouldnt you sue if you were twitter. At best you can get damages plus the break up fee or you get the full $44 billion. Plus they can get sued by shareholders for not securing a good share price thats higher than its at right now. Elon was retarded and wanted to buy at the top of the bubble.
>>50313297
True captcha could help but how many twitter users would use it to post. Probably very few. >>50313300
Either way the bot thing isnt a reason to break off the deal. Elon wanted to fix the bot issue so its not an issue for making the deal. Its not a high enough immaterial issue to allow him to break it off.

>>50313309
>>50313309
...by chance was there any bussy play in your dream?

>>50312535

>>50313315
Or sell his bottom to buy beans.

This does not help the bull case

>>50313309
Haha what a loser, unlike you I totally, 100% for real, I swear, on my life, have friends I see every day.

Do NOT open the fucking market tomorrow

>>50313329
Vote for a libertarian or Bernie but then OH NO DON'T GO ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

>>50313368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbX6bRJgO4o

>>50313347
God that mouse was good. Now they're all fancy and annoying and expensive and break in two years.

>>50313297
Captcha never solved bots.
It just filtered out the very few spammers that used less sophisticated scripts.

>>50313347
is this in an attic, or underneath a house?

>>50313127
When my Gookfu gets back from Korea I'm going to put M&Ms on my penis and have her eat them with out using any hands. I'm also thinking I should use M&M minis so my penis looks larger.

>>50313325
>joss jaycoff
Kek. This has to be a troll. Who here joss jaycoffed?

FUCK YA GAYSEX BROS, GREASE THOSE COCKS UP. WGMI

>>50313218
I explained it last week to someone here, and he just yelled at me, but I'll do it again: Twitter doesn't need to disclose the total number of bots, only those that are relevant to showing ads, because advertisers are their actual customers. And Twitter does disclose that number... they say roughly 5% of the users WHO SEE ADS are probably bots doing a good enough job to impersonate humans, so advertisers should factor that in to how much they're willing to spend. Bots that don't see ads are completely irrelevant financially. Yes, they suck and make the experience bad for users, but there's still enough user engagement that Twitter can sell ads. It doesn't matter if 99.99% of all accounts are bots if they can make money showing ads to 0.01%. What Elon is basically alleging is that the 5% number above is incorrect.... but he has no evidence. The letter his lawyers sent says he "believes the number to be inaccurate". That's not a good legal argument, and its' going to be hard to get out of the deal just based on that.... they're also alleging that Twitter didn't give Elon enough information to satisfy the requirements of the merger agreement, but Elon is playing a game of going back and asking for more specific information, trying to play Gotcha when they don't have something he supposedly needs. So that's also not a good argument for the judge.
>>50313346
No

>>50313411
Looks like they are in the crawl space of the house

>>50313372
>tfw I only see my jewfu gf every day

SIGA GAYSEX NIGGERS. FUCKING HARD BROS

>>50313330
Being lied to about the most important asset in a product (the amount of users in this case) is a pretty good ground to break up a deal.

>>50313195
He will settle for like 100 million tops it’s like people in /smg/ have no real business experience.

Reminder that QQQ reached +1.5% at one point today. God this market is so unbelievably fucked. Oldfags, is this the worst volatility there has ever been? I've been watching charts in some capacity for 3 years, and I don't recall it ever being this insane.

>>50311689
While KENSHI keeps growing

LEND A BRO A HAND AND BUY SIGA

>>50313454
For me, it's Bnew Cnew

DO YOUR PART BROS

>>50313330
For the record, twitter was nowhere near its ATH when he bought. Frankly, if Elon owned it, $54.20 would be a fair price, because he knows how to run a company. Idk how to phrase it. Schrodinger's acquisition? If Elon doesn't acquire it, the company is worthless. If he does, it's worth $54.20 a share. Also >>50313464 Elon will walk away scot free if he wants to.

>>50313464
>>50313523
>is a pretty good ground to break up a deal.
Bots isnt a strong enough reason to break up the deal. That isnt significantly impacting business. Plus he waived due diligence when he made the offer.

I refuse to bake until I have a green day

i still lost like 80% of my money the past 8 months

>>50313474
This isn't the worst lol, in 2020 crash their was daily circuit breakers, limit downs followed by limit ups

>>50313567
u r not alone fren

>>50313549
Literally every sentence in your post is incorrect.
>yes it is
>yes it does
>no he didnt lmao wtf

>>50313158
$900 Advil, no less.

>>50298824
>>50298824
>>50298824
>>50298824

>>50313603
>>50313603
>>50313603
I baked so you don't have to.

>>50313004
retard there’s tens of thousands of stocks and you decided to short siga? lmao biz never change

>>50313610
>>50313611
nevar change /smg/

>>50313611
>>50313610
Well done, retards

>>50313610
>>50313611
The dichotomy of bakers.

>>50313622
idiots!

>>50313589
I guess I don't really count crashes. In this market, every single day is one for the fucking scrapbooks. Just constant, totally bizarre, out-of-nowhere nonstop monotonic pumps and/or dumps, often in the afternoon too on practically zero volume. I've never seen anything like this. Usually each security makes its big move in the morning, then dicks around sideways for the rest of the day.

>>50313610
wtf this bread is old and stale?

>>50313646
The SIGA one is very stale.... been hanging around since last night I think

only way to win is not to play

>>50311703
>>50311750