/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for poopoo the pig

thanks baker

Stop splitting threads you fucking retard. Let shit threads ride out and die.

How do I invest in breakfast tacos?

There's already an /smg/ thread.

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Price targets for sqqq EOD?

>>50304563
that's the faggot containment thread, the people in there are talking about gay sex, and I think it's better if we keep those people out of our club.

Bear in mind this is only the beginning

>>50304563
that was the original split thread fuck off fag

do i sell my oil now or wait until uncle joe really fucks up

>>50304585
THIS is the gay sex thread because it has faggy links in it. JANNIES GET RID OF THIS LINK SPAM SLIDE THREAD

Damn copper is dumping hard today looks like it may eveb go under its prior low. Hmmmm... Usually copper was first to dive hard and the market follows a week after...

>>50304561
lmao, i've had the breakfast tacos in san antonio and i'll be honest they're very different depending on where you get them. this is literally just republicans trying to play the race card, which is honestly a great play.

WHY THE FUCK WON'T UBER DIE
JESUS FUCK, IT'S JUST A TAXI COMPANY THAT BROKE THE LAW

>>50304614
>or wait until uncle joe really fucks up
..anon I..

>>50304565
zero

>>50304615
get back to your containment thread boy

>>50304630
Im surprised you didn't get liquidated at the morning pump

>>50304561
>Dr. Biden and her speech writing team

so fucking gay how certain people get away with "oh it was just my speech writers, soz" but other people get the "it came out of her mouth therefore she came up with it" treatment

>>50304630
Breaking the law is bullish in this day and age (as long as they get away with it)

I GOT SCAMMED BY THE GAY SEX MEME

DUMP HARDER YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>oil
oh no no no hahaha

>Oil futures -6.66%
Just more for me to slurp

>>50304705
That show reeks of fat drunk Gen x normies how anyone listens to that kind of music is beyond me

>>50304705
>FUCK YOU, DO WHAT I TOLD YOU

>>50304460
When is CPI data? everything suddenly crashed.

Will fed pivot? Is the bear market rally over

>>50304705
What the hell is a birth-giver?

CPI leak
https://freeimage.host/i/61667168-d281-4902-8c76-403de3470ffd.w1S3X4

How long until cpi?

>>50304686
The ends justify the means bro. Who cares if you come off as a fucking hypocrite if it leads to seizing the means of production?

>>50304765
Market thin af

>>50304769
Someone who provides a job for the birth-taker

The stock market is dumping?
:^$
But I've already bought HIBL.
This is going to be one wild ride today!

>>50304772
i ain't clicking that

>>50304772
much higher than may lower than April.
what does this mean?

>>50304772
wow
that's pretty crazy if real
i mean we all knew leaks happen constantly, but rare to actually see one on this side of the curtain

It's crazy how tech is now outperforming energy again when earnings growth is literally almost 50% from energy alone. XOM already said they expect record profit but I suppose energy will always be the red headed step child as long as this administration is in power

>>50304800
I did it for you

>>50304772
Wtf I clicked that and now all my shares are missing

At this rate I'm going to be able to buy SOXL for under 11 again

>>50304811
>that's pretty crazy if real
why

I'm going to make a prediction that we have a circuit breaker level event in the next two weeks.

>>50304772
Yikes that's a biggie market was pricing 1.1% that's gonna be interesting if it's a legit leak buy puts now

>>50304848
I’m going to make a prediction that baggie dies in a pool of his own vomit from alcohol poisoning

>>50304861
>falling for anons photoshop project
That's fake buy calls now

>>50304811
Yea this is a big deal for the white house if they haven't seen it yet means that the people are now in with the insiders so someone big is leaking stuff for us to see and be on the right side of the trade for once. First time I've seen something like this ever happen and it be plausibly legit. Someone's gonna get fired

>>50304848
>two weeks

>nat gas futures was up 4% premarket at one point
>now down
OILERS STOP DRAGGING US DOWN REEEE

>>50304848

>baggie prediction

meltup confirmed

More realistically we're going to be stuck in the mid 8's for the next few months.

Still, regardless, we've got the Fed hiking for a while with unemployment hardly budging. We're seriously going to see 120 on the DXY, the collapse of Europe and Japan, and *some* kind of regime shift or black swan curveball smack JPowell in the head.

>>50304848
Perhaps an extinction level event?

>>50304705
i'll never get over how americans capitalize black but not white
truly a country of nigger worshippers
i see more blm and fag signs on the lawns of people living in rich white neighborhoods with detached homes than i do at home in a low income black area

>>50304909
SPR dump finishes in 4 minutes, possibly. It's only a schizo theory after all, but copium's copium.

I sold all my SQQQ

Why is only Microsoft down solid?

>>50304626

>>50304935
Because it's just a "hey, niggers, please don't burn down my house during the Noggening 2.0" dog whistle.

>>50304928
extinction level events usually take out the most dominant forms of life on the planet, which in our case would be all of the insects, plants and jews.

>>50304927
People like you are strange. It's obvious you're invested (why who knows given the environment) but you still believe that the market is going to crash? I don't understand how you could be long in this environment right now but saying DXY goes to 120 is a market crash

does anyone know any stokcs? could anyone give me 5 stocks please

>>50304972
we regret to inform you

the pivot
has been
UNCANCELLED

RIP USD

>>50304976
Because (leaked news of) a pivot is going to hit faster, with larger upside than any likely dumps from this point on.

>>50304991
yeah get some NFLX GOOGL AAPL META and TSLA

>>50304991
AA, AAL, AAPL, AAP, Z

Alright i'm going back to bed.
>>50304743
Funny how smoothly they slid over to that

>>50305015
Wasn’t that leaked pic above supremely bearish? No pivot

>>50304991

SIGA, RYCEY, AQB, CMC.V, BHS.V

>BOIL down
?

>>50305015
The best part is this excuse. That Powell is going to pivot. Did volker pivot? Because right now that's the situation Powell is in. If he pivots he loses all credibility and may even lose his job when midterms end like I really don't think the people who keep paying taxes and putting money into a 401k understand the level of depression we're about to see like it's very funny to me.

why is oil dieying?

>>50305024
>>50305025
>>50305050

Thank you, I will DYOR my own research on these as they say, and find out which is the moonshot that i will diamond hand

>>50304705
I didn't ask to be born, was my birth forced?

>>50305070
I must be loyle to my capo

BUDDY LOOK AT GERMAN ECONOMY

>>50305054
You see, when every other faggot is predicting a depression with very accessible information (supply chain bullwhip), you always rig the game and fuck them over and take all their shorts to zero
Tl;Dr Get fucked Bobo, get liquidated

I asked you guys nicely if i should buy TWTR yesterday and you all said no and now its up 3% wtf /smg/ im starting to think you guys dont know what youre talking about???

Now…or never?

A LEAK JUST LEAKED ABOVE MY HOUSE!

>>50304791
>he doesn’t see the pattern

>>50305054
>saying "like" like a valley girl even when typing

I would like hate to like hear you talk in like real life.

>>50304810
dog thats the 1 month change
last month was 8.6 so it increased from there
contemplate that information for a moment

>layoffs and offers rescinded in prep for an incoming recession

Mumus please tell me how this is bullish

>>50305143
Leave him alone he feels free talking to his friends here and you're being a dick. Not cool

>>50305045
Supremely bearish news causes the market to take, what, a 0.5% hit? Suggests we're nearer the bottom than the top.

Now some emergency meeting between the Fed, ECB, and BOJ? That's a 5% bump.

>>50305054
Maybe you don't remember but Powell already got confirmed - he can't lose his job or even be renominated due to term limits. And the Fed has no credibility since they ran the word "transitory" into the ground.

The fact of the matter is that job openings are the only factor pushing Powell into hiking. If those go away (recall: we are balls deep in a months long recession at this point and it's only getting worse), rate hikes to fight inflation take a back seat to unemployment. If the dollar system is collapsing, both those dual mandate factors take a back seat to preserving said system (dollar swap lines, QE, etc. can more than cancel out FFR hawkishness).

The system is definitely fucked but understanding *how* it's fucked and how that fuckery plays out is the game here.

>>50305112
It's not even about being short or long the correct answer is not to play. Like this is a once in a lifetime opportunity where patience is going to lead to massive gains by those who can wait. You can literally time the market bottom for the first time ever in market history its very easy to do and you don't have to take risks or anything. Just stop contributing to a 401k or IRA, definitely stop paying taxes because you don't legally have to and you'll never see your money disappear
B-BUT INFLATION you'll lose more DCAing then you will to inflation which will come down when the deflationary spiral hits you're better off honestly stuffing money under a mattress.
Now the only reason you CAN'T do this is becuase of how much DEBT you have. And that's what I'm beginning to notice. Americans are in DEBT. ALOT OF DEBT.

Thanks to the anon who shilled MVO puts yesterday. Easy 21% profit.

Yesterday was the lowest volume of the year...

>>50305134
i see it

Everyday just gets worse than the last, impressive desu

>>50305164
Higher profit margins end of quarter
>but it's on paper
What else will the AI use, your permabear sentiment? You niggers really are something

Why is the market gealing?

>>50305070
SPR schizo theory: >>50304308

>>50305175
But the year is not over

>>50305143
like is just a good word to add in. I have to say it a lot when talking because all of my thoughts are scrambled and my brain doesn't have much RAM so I have to constantly search my HDD to access the information I'm trying to convey.

It's hard bro.

>>50305175
The lowest volume of the year will be when Mumutards finally rope and Bobos have nobody to sell shares to.

>>50304561
Saying she has speech writers makes her seem even more detached to the average person even more than they already are. It's a good play.

>>50304909
Same shit with coal. Newcastle above $400 but stocks can't get off the ground as long as these oilchud speculators keep shitting themselves.
I just take it as an extended window to keep buying, slowly.

>>50305054
Define pivot? All the fed has to do is maintain the same rate increase. Markets will take that as a step closer to reduction. Boom. We edge higher. With 50 basis points in the fall and 25 in winter.

>>50304816
so what does it mean

>>50305175
liquidity crisis

>>50305257
I think deep down she knows niggers and spics are inferior to the white race.

JOE BIDEN

JOE BIDEN
YOU HAVE 2 YIL
YOU LIFE IS 2 YIL
2 YIL FROM NOW FROM TODAY TO 2 YIL AND 1 YIL 6 MONTH TO 2 YIL YOU ALIVE
THIS MESSAGE FROM MOAHMMAD KHANAKIN FULL FACE KURDISTAN

YOU DO GOOD JOB FOR THE USA FOR THE 50 STATE YOU WANNA KURDISTAN NEW COUNTRY, NO MORE IRAN NO MORE IRAQ NO MORE TURKIYE NO MORE SYRIA

>>50305254
The lowest volume of the year should be on Juneteenth, when the market is closed to everyone but African-Americans. For one day, Black voices would finally be heard on Wall Street.

What's crashing sooner, the Euro or the stock market?

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>>50305284
Based schizophrenia posting

>>50305276
it doesnt mean anything stop focusing on boomer memes

oh no bobo.....

>>50305284
Joe Biden...wake up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fID-2auS6M

>>50305304
Correct answer is everything is crashing

>>50305340
He's gone anon

a lot of 12/24 tri-monthly emas has crossed bobo.... It's over...

>>50305321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMPYa-MRJNs

>>50305354
Except the usd

>>50305284
>he bought SIGA

>>50305263
>>50304909

Hey, so sorry I'm getting fucked in the ass over here

t. oil baggie

>>50305182
with bank earnings coming up, XLF is the stock to watch. I think if it drops any lower than this level then it will probably take out the covid lows. but otherwise this looks like a good place from which to MELT UP

>>50305366
What does that mean in English? Explain it like I'm 5 years old

>>50305375
That crashes last

>>50305387
JPM and BOFA have already posted losses on the books due to loans so it's a faiyl safe play to take some put hedges if your long

>>50305366
What the fuck are you talking about? I have no idea what these terms mean and I have no interest in ever learning them I just invest based on my gut feeling

>>50305392
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much they:
>get fucked

>>50304460
Yep, fuck this market I'm all in on KO

>>50305387
banks report friday, i'm more worried about tomorrow.
>i'm watching it
any play you like?

>>50305387
banks are going to get fucked harder than a female hohol in a ukrainian village 20 minutes before the hohols evacuates.

do I buy the natty gas dip?

>>50305222
It's just EU bro. As soon as their market closes at 1pm EST, everything reverses higher. Happens every day recently. The SPR theory has merit as there's definitely hedging being done around those barrels, but auctions aren't held daily.

For oil specifically, the selloff today was triggered by London airport restrictions. Europe is imploding right now, but every time they choose to implement some new price/demand control, they further kill their economy but the oil demand also dies a little along with them.
Yesterday it was Germany's plan to cap heat, today it's an airport. Last week some farmers. Who knows what's next?

>>50305443
baggie is correct

>>50305392
Green line goes over the red line, buy.
Red line over the green line, sell.

Don’t forget to subscribe, smash the like button, and comment what I should vlog about next time.

>>50305448
no

you arent going to like this but here is the play:

buy DASH
buy UBER
buy TWTR

>>50305448
Wtf happened? The Jews just bull trapped some goyim or what?

>>50305424
I am diversified between at the money calls on UVXY and SQQQ, and puts on XLF and TQQQ. all dated about two weeks out. This is our big chance to get a lambo I dont see why everyone is crying

So why did AMD take a fat shit today?? If anything they've only had positive news

>>50305269
how about 1% after this cpi fail
>>50305470
contracts are down 6% from premarket tho

>all this price movement on zero fucking volume
suck my fucking dick with this bullshit

i think its only fair that we the American citizens forgive the Ukraine debt.

I endorse gay sex.

>>50305495
What if Mr. Crab steals your Lambo?

>>50305515
They are giving the bags to retail, just all in on KO and other guaranteed gain stocks. Join the the further bunker with Warren Buffett and wait out the crash

>tfw i only made 3000 today (short of my 5000 daily goal)
>tfw too scared to make more trades right now and risk giving it back

>>50305585
What you make it on today?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50305535
Just print more money bro

>the last jewish scimitar ended with 9/11
>this scimitar will end with new york getting nuked as indicated with predictive programming articles preceding it just like last time

>>50305585
Smart man, take the money and walk

>>50305583
already inverted... I bet on the market jumping off a bridge and now they're being hesitant little bitches

DO A FLIP

>>50305612
And when is the next one?

>>50305602

dumped the last of my SQQQ that ive been holding since thursday mostly

Why the fuck is Uber nowhere near as down as Amd or Tsla
They have had the longest streak of bad news that I've ever seen on a stock
>breaking the law is bullish if you don't get caught
Get out of here with that reddit tier bullshit
If anything, the entire market BUT Uber should be soaring right now

Explain to me AMC the past 2 days please

>>50303745
What did I tell you guys? Enjoying the ass cancer? This is genuinely the absolute worst the stock market has ever been. This type of volatility is commensurate with lack of value. Who the fuck cares about assets that fluctuate in value like this. Just fucking delete every publicly traded company.

>>50305585
Sure you did bud, sure

>>50305535
>cripple country's economy by force
>surprised they can't handle it
The fact they asked for freeze and not forgiveness is bullish.

>>50305654

tomorrow i am trying to buy 1k shares of siga at 11.25

>>50305653
its cheaper to hire an uber than to refill your car every week

>>50305653
Because everyone knows it's going to go lower, if you're short weekly contracts you're going to lose everything the play is for August or September contracts

>>50305676
If they don't pay we should just annex some of the land that borders Poland and call it even.

>>50305556
id b more worried about the market reversing upwards than actually going sideways. I have a theta account also that is exclusively for low risk crab gains. if she start going up Ill just go long again

Why didn't you assholes tell me about SMED yesterday?

>>50305658
It's just retail buying because oil shit the bed. When the SPR is finished oil is heading for some ridiculous high number it'll make people's heads spin but democrats won't be to blame becuase they'll lose midterms and Biden will already be in the process of getting impeached

Why yes, I did sell the bottom and do not deserve to live. How could you tell?

All you had to do was buy bla bla bla, but you wouldn't listen

>>50305706
not 200% yet

oil is going under 90 this month

>>50305727
Why yes, I shorted the bottom and do not deserve to live. How could you tell?

>>50305683
>Refill your car every week
I use between 100-150 dollarydoos in fuel every two days, but I have 120 mile round trip to Indy and back for work, plus driving to jobsites to do random shit. Thank God I have most of my loss estimation shit done, and now am just waiting on my PA to resolve some of these commerical claims and schedule engineers/code consultants on the rest.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50305725
I don't think the republicans would impeach him. The senate map is actually really difficult for the republicans to pick up many seats this cycle. I don't see them having enough votes to remove the guy, and I don't see them going through a mock impeachment like the democrats did to trump two times.

>>50305054
Volcker wasn't dealing with 130% Debt to GDP

I did though

Bobros, I'm starting to swaet a little

>>50305763
are you in south bend?

oh no we are melting up, cpi is leaked, the numbers are extremely down. print coming well below expectations confirmed, v recovery confirmed, close your shorts and buy SOXL and TQQQ immediately

>>50305683
>>50305653
Everyone knew Uber was bribing politicians lol every fucking company on earth does it. It's a nothingburger. They are a completely shit worthless company that won't exist in 5 years sure but it can still pump pretty easily for no reason.

>>50305585
based ena poster, what did you make 3k from?

>>50305676
Freeze is just a stopgap, after a few years then it can be a wash

>>50305814
>>50305667

meant for him fuck

>>50305830
>>50305636

Thank god tsla broke 700
I can now feel better about Uber being a little bitch and enjoy my late morning old fashioned with Michters

>>50305612
If NYC gets nuked, what does that do to the NYSE? Do they have backup servers in Idaho or wherever and everything can keep running or do they actually need some dudes who are physically in NYC to do stuff?

>>50305783
First it was AAAAHHHH
Now its OOOOOOOOO
Which is it liberals?

>>50305851
if new york city gets nuked trading will halt and we'll gap down 80% when it's reopened 2 weeks later.

Everything depends on tomorrow’s report
>Freak show

>>50305851
They would just close all the markets, for a while probably

Good thing we all bought the dips right guys. Loaded up on more VOO and VTI myself.

/smg/ are recessions a good thing?

>https://youtu.be/v8zHlzK3VP0

>>50305821
isnt it still going down on the larger timeframes?

>>50305858
OOOOH WAH-AH AH AH

>>50305851
HEY, YOU STOLE MY NEW FROG NFT I BOUGHT ON EBAY!

>>50305858
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Go ahead buy the twitter scam wick. See what happens. Its still steak season.

>>50305923
I buyed.

>>50305898
Get down with the SIGAness?

oh no we are melting down, cpi is leaked, the numbers are extremely up. print coming well above expectations confirmed, Δ unrecovery confirmed, sell everything and short SOXL and TQQQ immediately

>>50305935
Lol do you REALLY not know how CPI is calculated; and you're HERE ON /SMG/?!?!
Lmao.
t. Currently buying the bottom

>>50305893
actually yes, the faster we go into recession the faster the markets start to heal next year.
being a permabull right now is betting against america, it's extending the pain during more years because of personal greed

>>50305935 CPI is not going to go higher with oil down this much.

>>50305279
>liquidity crisis
there is no such thing.
there never was.
not even in 2008.
money not coming out of ATMs isn't some kind of systemic circumstance, it's purely deliberate and orchestrated.
also The Mannarino overestimated the importance of the 10y yield and there never was a rapid "BAM BAM BAM" uncontrolled selloff in the debt market.

>>50305821
Starting to? Bobo.. it's over. You need to prepare your next copium after tomorrow's failure (for you)

>>50305925

Fuck bros, look at the 3 month yeild go, look at its historical chart, look at what happens next

Anybody find any good deals on that Amazon website? They're doing their earnings drive today.

>>50305999
Isn't the CPI numbers tomorrow a month old though?

BA looks like it wants to take back 160. Don't know how I missed this one

>>50305999
For July. June had oil prices averaging north of 110 (compared to May's 105-110 range).

>>50305994
Well, *they* are predicting it will hit early 2023.

Someone shill me a levered UST ETF. Starting to think this Jeff guy is right.

Look at the 1 year bond, it has a greater yeild then the 10 year bond

OH GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US

>>50306021
What the fuck? Jesus.

>>50306073
So about 1 more year of a bear market, then back to QE

>>50306036
doesnt the CPI include actual gas pump prices not just crude oil? if so then gas prices trail oil prices so thats another reason it wont cool off yet

THE MARKET IS GOING UP BECAUSE UHH UMM UHH BECAUSE UHH UMM IT'S UP CUZ STOCKS ALWAYS GO UP AND UHHH IT'S GOING UP BECAUSE ... LE STONKS!!!!!!
>mr goldbergshekelstein has deposited 1 shekel into your account

>>50305636
Dumped all my SQQQ for a down payment today.

>>50306078
$BULZ

selling SIGA covered calls is amazing

>>50306108
Yeah, good point. Same dynamic there where June was considerably higher than May.

>>50306026
yes, they don't matter. market can figure out what current CPI is without relying on some lagged government report

I just had a great idea, what if we got starbucks to start selling tunafish salad stuffed donuts? You think that would turn their business around and get them to stop closing stores?

>>50306129
Hey dawg, my nigga, I just put a down payment on a dominos pizza. I ain't even gotta pay day shit off fa like 6 weeks home slice. That'll gimme a coupla mo paydays to get my shit off layaway at Walmart. I'm great with money dawg. I just made 5 dolla selling a weed gummy to some white dude

>>50306090
Am I the only one who watches the bond yeilds? The 3 month is pumping, that's not good at all

>>50306179
Is there a single bathroom of some establishment in the USA that isn't a junkies den yet?

>>50306106
Can QE really go on indefinitely? Won't that exacerbate inflation?

>>50306190
Better investment than stonks,kek

>>50306218
>Can QE really go on indefinitely? Won't that exacerbate inflation?
Since you posted an anime picture, why don't you ask Japan?

>>50306217
The one close to my office is still good. We don't have junkies in this town.

>>50306215
Well as a /smg/ger I can tell you I don't watch the short end too closely because there are no leveraged bond ETFs for <7-10 years.

Redpill me on the 3m though. Why aren't the 1m and 6m exploding as well?

>>50306036
Good point

>>50306260
They are though, spiked right up the last week

>>50306218
the plan has always been to inflate away the debt

>>50306260
that's just because (((they))) don't want you to make money.

>>50306256
what do you like to order there

>>50306125
>CUZ STOCKS ALWAYS GO UP
Yes. Zoom out

>>50306273
Also this is just a dip in oil prices, their has been no demand destruction at all anymore and consumers still have alot of room to spend

>>50306317
What do I look like I got monkiepox? i just order espresso.

>>50305824
I live in Putnam county, about an hour and 15 mins due west of Indianapolis. South Bend is a solid 3 hours from me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>50306340
When is the oil inventory report due?

>>50306218
The U.S. can do so only until either its allies (e.g. see the DXY) stop buying USD; or, a non-friendly state strengthens its currency for trade and financial markets (e.g. CNY or RUB). In my opinion the USD is here to stay for another 10-15 years credit cycle. Come 2040 or so I think the USD will be completely fucked. It really depends on Britain, Japan, and China - to a lesser extent Canada, Australia, Russia, and India.

Fuck you just bought more SOXL puts. Fucking SOXL zoomers no one even needs GPUs anymore.

>>50306298
OK, so why the jankiness? Just more generic dollar shortageness?

>>50306313
Agreed. Direxion is extremely semitic.

>>50306374
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>>50306412
Thanks anon. Forgot that investing.com does that.

>>50306445
EIA report is every wednesday at 1030am

>>50305480
Whats the sauce on that image

>>50306468
https://twitter.com/KannSaba

>>50306393
Servers / Autos / Data Center business still bussin'

FUCKING GOD IT'S SO CONFUSING
SO WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY
>buy stocks, goes downs
>save it, inflation eats it
>spend it? Consumer garbage isn't worth it
>buy a house? Tethered to the land when I don't want to be right now.

I just keep averaging into sp500, but keeps dropping forever.

>>50306493
What don’t you understand about you will own nothing and be happy

>>50306493
try shorting for infinite downside

How are your puts doing, losers? This is the golden bullrun baby

PANW is the biggest scam in the entire stock market

this company has NEVER made a profit
but it goes up forever because muh cybersecurity muh government contracts

I lost a lot of money shorting this bullshit

>>50306493
just, like, figure it out, man.

>>50306493
Well there are ways to make money off of stocks going down you know

>>50306493
this is why you need a money manager! you need a professional to handle your money

>>50306549
BA is the only reason the market is up right now its literally outperforming everything in MASSIVE volume. Shiuld close around 148 but I'd stay away from it unless you're doing ITM to catch some lunch money because cpi will cause a small dump on it

>>50306552
it was severely pumped for years by stocktwits executives gang (just like they did with TWLO)

anyway if I had superman powers I would absolutely heem every single one of you and them and also bring peace to the middle east

GAYSEX BROS WHAT WENT WRONG

COOMODITIES BROS WTF JUST CHECKED THE MARKETS WHY IS OIL CRASHING SO BAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50306632
We flew too close to the sun, it’s over

We should be way lower right now. I don't get it.

>>50306493
>buy stocks, goes downs
If you buy the right stocks eventually they'll go up.
>save it, inflation eats it
Save it in gold silver and some CHF/USD to buy gold and silver on dips.
>spend it?
Spend it on food.
>buy a house? Tethered to the land when I don't want to be right now.
Don't buy one then.

Insiders are pricing in on tomorrow's gigapump. Don't you get it bobo?

>>50306659

guys is it good to keep your gold/silver in a bank vault

I have been debating it recently
just learned I have access to a free safe deposit box thanks to my preferred customer status

>>50306624
Isn't it pretty much at parity with XBI the last few days? Until you get news about big treatment orders there won't be any pop.

>>50306632
Funny enough, XLE and XOP aren't dying nearly as much.

>>50306659
>If you buy the right stocks eventually they'll go up.
lmao people actually believe this? what if every stock just goes down from here on out? Huh? What then smart guy?

>>50306702
What options you trading this week? Any trades today?

>>50306153
What date/strike?

>>50304816
>>50304810
Maybe I'm just autistic but this seems like a shoop. The last column doesn't have the same resolution as the others.

>>50306687
damn bro what's it like to be this sort of VIP? Wish I had a based safety deposit box desu

>>50306652
Look at BA you idiot

>>50306687
Depends on how much you have.
>>50306702
>lmao people actually believe this? what if every stock just goes down from here on out? Huh? What then smart guy?
I'd just buy more. Nothing better than a cheap stock at a cheaper price.

lol why don't people just sell options? i've been farming theta for 10 months now and i'm up 20% while the market has been shitting its pants. feels like i'm cheating.

>>50304742
Ahfw is sick glad they're back. Check out the new organectomy and soreption.

The United States of America, The United Kingdom, and Spain have not reported in 2 days.
>end quote
>repeat the line

REMINDER: The Jews take lunch between 12 and 1 pm EST. Do with this what you wish

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oops! all crab

>>50306489
Fuck you zoomer SOXL will be $10 by end of July

>>50306717
googl puts

>>50306771
we got a real tom sosnoff ova here

>>50306687
I keep mine in a chest buried in the woods.

>>50306623
>it was severely pumped for years by stocktwits executives gang (just like they did with TWLO)
There's a whole sector of that same type of profitless growth trash. Dozens of names.
Somehow they're still keeping useless shit like MDB propped up.

>>50306794
Everyone who bought options deserves what they get.

>>50306754
and?

>>50306771
Assignment it's riskier than jsut losing your money to a bad option buy as opposed to losing money and committing to assignments

>boil
no no no no not again

>>50306849
AND?
And why does a massive dow component with massive volume translate to spy not dumping 2% as it should today is the reason AND.

>>50306827
someone should make a profitless growth trash index/ETF
just kidding (i would short it and lose)

>>50306691
>Funny enough, XLE and XOP aren't dying nearly as much.
At this point with oil stocks tossing all gains since the Russia invasion, it's hard to see them going much lower unless the oil price actually collapses.
These volatile day to day moves on the futures contracts will become increasingly irrelevant unless it actually breaks out of the range.
However, high refining margins make a true breakdown unlikely right now. Still need to see that weaken first.

>>50306867
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50306855
just don't sell options on shit stocks?

>>50306867
IM GETTING BRAPPED INTO OBLIVION ON THIS SHIT

LOIL

>>50306771
because people like to gamble. you can make 20% in 20 minutes with long options

>>50306806
sosnoff is such a pozzed faggot

>>50306873
They have, it's called ARKK

>>50306896
It's not that it's a bad way to make money at all especially in this environment if you play blue chips etc but you'll make more money catching the knife on a shit stock then being safe and making small money with the risk of assignment on a blue chip
Preference really get rich fast or get rich slow

>>50306873
Just short ARKK.
I know its not exactly the same, since ARKK holds literal scams versus these real SAAS companies that are simply retardedly valued based on some non-existent margin expansion potential.
It's basically the same factor trade though. Bullshit propped up by lots of bullshit money.

>>50306916
He's sounds like a kike, of course he is

>>50306794

i am baking

some ciabatta

oilchuds...

>>50306987
wait there was a thread to recycle if i recall

>>50306771

>>50307006
>>50306987
nevermind that thread is no links trash

>me holding my cash position
not buying the fake and gay dips

Crabchads..where did it all go so right?

DXYsisters...

how do we profit from this?

I'm a baking strike until I stop losing money

New!
>>50306776
>>50306776
>>50306776
>>50306776

>>50307097
long NEM

>>50304772
fake. you just copied the bar plot from the previous release and changed the axis labels. the text doesnt even match the plot. sloppy job

>>50307121
KYS FAGGOT

>>50307052
Do Crabchads just sit in cash and watch the world spin?

>>50307062
How much of this aid is earmarked for Hunter Biden and the big guy?

It's unfair to critique bitcoin's use of resources as though it were in a vacuum as opposed to the greater energy consumption of traditional financial systems.

>>50307144
Option sellers

>>50307181
i win

>>50307121

>supply crisis has gotten worse
>no real "demand destruction"
>brent below 100 a barrel
clown world market

>>50306251
not anime