/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50269778
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,172.457B, 102P = 21.299B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,144.921B, 97P = 22.113B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50245235

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Markets never crashing

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50269778
>off by one

>50269798
>

kek crypto baggies

that is all

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

And I’m totally not Ryan Cohen. Stop calling me that.

>>50269778
Bless, baker.

>>50269860
Some cinnamon rolls would be nice.

>>50269860
about 500m shares recalled please

>>50269860
A big titty hapa qt

>>50269828
Already completely recovered. Down 0.5%

>>50269860
two Chicken Tender subs, please

>>50269860
Ryan, thanks for the splivvy. You da man.
>I'll take a club sub and an RC cola

>got out of the city to my usual vacation spot
>literally breathing easier due to no smog
>realize I can retire/permaWFH up here the minute I find a wife post MOASS
>remember the splivvy is coming
beep beep ima sheep

sneed

>>50269860
take me to where this one needs to go

>>50269929
why you lying Behnchod?

>>50270000
nice

>>50269860
Can I get a long walk off a short dock?

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50269929
Wrong. Stay poor.

>>50270045
you need Grammarly.

>>50270045
you need sneed

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50270045
>>50270121
good morning sirs

The future doesn’t scare me

At all


Hold (g)me

Anyone here still invested in $DEER?

>>50269784
>>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations

>>50270135
WAGMI

It's a shame that we might end up with the illegitimate state of India instead of Israel being destroyed from this. We can focus on the jews afterwards I suppose.

WAGMI, little hats and dots excluded

>>50270007
>>50270052
But GME dropped over 5% Friday baggot?

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

50270355

Guys Dave Laurer former employee of citadel said the shorts will not close the position with the share split dividend let’s all sell our shares immediately on market open on Monday

>>50270348
Peter Zeihan doesn't even know GameStop exists and he's predicting mass depopulation of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and China this century. Post MOASS funding PMCs to cut all their undersea cables will accelerate the process.

Only like 2 weeks before nothing happens and it's August
Kek July baggies

>>50270406
Nah bro you don't understand its bullish that they get 3 months to cover and the dtcc gets 3 months to cover the cover. It's bullish we get six more months after the split to lock uo the float! Don't pay any attention to half of it being locked and the price still getting dumpstered every day

But what keeps Shitadel from just spawning another quadrillion fake shares to give out "dividends" to everyone?

>>50270421
>this lie again
Kek you know we have read the actual prospectus and it's 90s days from issuance of dividend or failure there of Gamestop withdraw from the DTTC forcing closed any short positions.

You're really bad at this.

>>50270433
Gamestop themselves. Try to understand what is highlighted. I dare you.

>>50270433
Their duty to uphold the integrity of the American markets brother!!!!! Everybody trusts banks and the funds. The SEC always prosecutes wrong doers!!!!!!

14,000 went to prison because of the 2008 crash!!!!

>50270355

my pp still bigger than yours behnchod

>>50270433
Nothing. This is why we should sell immediately on market open Monday morning. Citadels will keep pushing the van down the road forever I am tired of waiting

wagmi

>shills are meltdownie tier today
>they won't refute this

>>50270045
k sirs

>>50270355
Bitcoin will never be over 30k ever again. GME will squeeze to millions.

>>50270487
>hedgies consistently break rules and screw over retail
>it's the only 100% truth of the stock market
>but this rule though, they can't break this rule, surely!

>>50270548
>>50270487

The SEC always prosecutes!!!!!!! Surely they will defend retail even though in 2008 Americans lost 5 trillion dollars and six million homes!!!!!!!!! This is different!!!!!!

>>50270487
They don't know what that's from. Kek streetshitties.

>hey guise what if moe's ass doesn't habben after the split because the hedgies make more fake shares???

what if picrel from hyperblu is connected to the larp post the other day mentioning Brazil?
>schizo thoughts for the day

>>50270608
better ask Dave Lauer, market reform champion, to debunk this.

My only question is do we now divide our sell price by 4?

>>50270709
good call lemme get Dave on the line

>>50270739
I don’t know how to divide only multiply. They better close prior to the split or it’s going to get real retarded real quick

>>50270458
You are correct in your method of thinking I don’t want to lose everything I am going to sell my GameStop and wagmi with you

>>50270608
What was brazil larp I missed it anyone got screenshot

kek baggies

>>50270739
tesla peaked at ~1.25 trillion in market cap so selling GME for anything less than $4200.69 post-split would be retarded paperhanding

>>50270767
A supposed 110M shares hidden offshore in Brazilian put options

I've read so much DD and I still don't understand the stock dividend?

>>50270867
Buy 1 get three free.

>>50270829
Completely irrelevant. I'm referring to the 10 million dollar limit order computershare max.

>>50270880
But the price changes?

So if MOASS occurs, how do we stop Blackrock? Don't they have a sizable portion of longs on GME? They already control a shitton of media and corporations with their ESG system and are nicknamed the "4th branch of the Government." Won't giving them even more money screw us over? I'm tired of the fucking kike media. Even Japan doesn't release as many good games as before.

>>50270860
That wasn’t the larp that actually happened I think he’s talking about some larper who was pretending to be a hedgie insider that was essentially screaming that we won and ruined his life. Either way I don’t think that’s what blu is talking about. I think one of the things no one talks about is the possibility that their may be cfd brokers in Europe that could single handedly own an entire float.

Anyone remember that 'three for free' copypasta?

I guess it was memed to reality. Buy 1 share, get three for free

I'm not vaxxed
I'm not pierced
I'm not inked
I'm not fatigued
I'm not tired
I'm not selling
But goddammit bros I'm so fucking lonely.
I will be a wealthy man
I will have my home away from the rot of the cities
I will have a quality vehicle or 3
I will help repair the slow destruction of my home state
But what good is it if I don't have someone to share that joy with?
I'm no robot, I've had relationships, I've loved and lost and loved again
But in the end I always push them away.
What do I do when Moass happens and I'm still my broken self?
How do I save the world when I can't save myself?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1657424517583.webm

>>50270976
Who cares, after moass we'll all be voting democrat telling the cattle how to live anyways.

>>50270976
worries for later, let's get rich first

>>50270709
Big Dick Dave Lauer? Champion of apes everywhere and fighter of evil hedgies due to his enormous big balls Lauer? That Dave Lauer?
I don't know, I think he's quite busy lately trying to attain world peace but I for one know that a presidential run in his future would be a sight and a half to see.
He does so much for us and all he asks in return is complete control over wall street through his ai platform that would replace PFOF. And a seat at the table with Gary Gensler. What a diamond handed specimen of a hero

>>50270450
What does this gobbledygook mean?

>>50270739
No, ratio of synthetics to real shares will stay the same. If anything its higher because we wont run out of shares to sell as quickly.

>>50271058
I don't know how he wasn't instantly banned the moment he advertised his platform and came with a fucking petition.

reminder all shills have 1 gme just in case and won't admit it

>>50270739
>should I divide my sale price when I can still request infinity no matter how many ways you slice the pie
Are you retarded?

>>50271032
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>50271087
because he was saying things they wanted to hear. SS and the whole gme group in general will listen to any fucking retard that says something bullish about GME or moass or retail but instantly sneeds anything that isn't that.

>>50270968
>But the price changes?

>>50271162
So what's the point of a stock dividend if the price splits? I don't get it. What's the play.

>people still don't understand the split dividend

Hey guys what do you think of this GameStop related meme I found on Reddit? (-:

>>50271178
The point is it's not a split, it's direct issuance of more shares to existing holders. The details around how brokers are supposed to handle that is the fun part.

>>50271237
>The point is it's not a split, it's direct issuance of more shares to existing holders.
Oh, so It's a stock split for holders, but shorts don't get 4x, but they still OWE 4x.

That's pretty bullish. WAGMI.

>>50271178
no one has a straightforward explanation but there is a belief that it will cause FTDs on naked shorts or something because only a limited number of shares are being distributed as the dividend so there won't be enough shares to go around for the "phantom" shares. the tesla squeeze seems to validate this belief, there was a run up before the split and then crabbing for T+6+C35 days after the split and then the huge run up after the FTDs needed to be settled.

>>50271260
Hedgies either buy shares to deliver the dividend of 3 share for all their naked positions or they buy to close them. Chinese finger trap.

>>50271178
In a regular split, the number of shares are just multiplied by the split amount, in this case 4 to 1, and the price gets divided by the split amount, so the SP would be divided by 4. With a regular dividend such as cash, the company pays out so much per share to each shareholder and shortsellers are respo for paying to those they sold short to. In the case of the split dividend, GME gives out shares to be distributed to holders and the price gets adjusted, but anyone who is short has to obtain the shares and deliver them to the people they sold short to.

>>50271260
>>50271299
The options math is even more fun.
>contracts x 4
>strike / 4
Based on my limited understanding of how options work that should make gamma ramps easier to activate given that the splivvy provides upward price pressure.

>>50271260
Lmao you are genuinely retarded grats

Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Elliot Rogers Sympathizers can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50271152
For me, it's GME. The best video game retailer. I even ask for extra GME shares and the board is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I bought GME shares and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and Ryan Cohen laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three shares. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Gamestop outlet, I go there at least 3 times a week for funko pops and a copy of battle toads, 1-2 times to browse on the weekend, and maybe once for PC parts when I'm in a rush but want a great deal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily computational needs.

I even slip my used games in their resale program, it's marvelous! What a great retailer.

>>50271152
For me, it's /biz/ - Business & Finance. The best boomer stock and shitcoin discussion board. I even ask for better screening of shitcoin advertisements and Indian scams, and the moderator team is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for a transsexual janitor to please purge shitcoin spam, and they gave me a warning. I said, "Wow, do-it-for-free!" and the nice friendly /biz/ janitor laughed and said, "I'm going to ban you for 3 days!".

Now I greet the janitor team with "hey it's do-it-for-free!" and they ALWAYS give me a ban. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at /biz/. I go there at least 3 times a week during my lunch break for poor investment advice, 1-2 times during breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once during dinner when I'm in a rush but want to deepen my schizophrenia, fast, and can match my daily bagholding needs.

I even tell my friends about /biz/, it's fantastic! What a great way to lose money.

>>50271429
Very good, but would add more brick and mortys.

>>50271429
I'm going by my local GameStop today to buy some of their stocks.

I’ve been to XRP and XMR generals. I’ve never seen fud like in here.

>Inb4 muh bored anons
Yeah sure, bored 24/7 day and night. Get tha fuck outta here

>>50271299
Could they not also synthesize more shares? Not fudding just curious if there's any reason they couldn't do this

>>50271097

>>50271481
/XMR/ gets actual seething feds, too. /GME/ shilling is 2016 Trump thread level.

Bros I was just memeing on you but it looks like MOASS will actually be 90+ days after the splivvy. What the fuck man I don't want to wait that long

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>50270867
Well at first I had 1 share but now I have 4. Hehehe

>>50271484
If they do that then they create an ftd bomb that itself would cause moass.

>>50271484
No one is really sure, which is surprising in itself. But only market makers can issue synthetics, the other SHF are out of luck there. And even if Citadel can, their balance sheet is a wreck. They have liabilities almost exceeding their assets as of last quarter.

>>50271519
Wow, well that's too long for me, I just sold.

>>50271574
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Cheers anon.

I haven't been on the gme threads since thursday
What was with all the weird afterhours shit on friday

>>50271619
What about them specifically?

>>50271631
lots of erratic movenment even for gme

say something negative about gamestop to prove you aren't a cultist. i'll start
>trade in prices

>>50270450
>Try to understand what is highlighted. I dare you.
I'm trying, but I can't. How does issuing the shares as unit do anything? Can synthetic shares not be issued as units? Or does it innately mean that each share must be identifiable so you can know which unit it belongs to?

>>50271619
When GME spiked AH and AMZN, AAPL and META all tanked at exactly the same time?

>>50271519
>>50271592
90 days are too long for a few lousy milions... Imma sell on Monday. Thanks guys for opening my eyes.

>50270572
>50270548
>Kvetching intensifies
kek

>>50271519
I mean I imagined it would take a bit of time after the split but where are you getting 90 days from?

>>50271719
He made it up.

Am I too late to start DRSing my shares from IBKR in time for the split?

>>50271691
>NFT's are issued as units against shares
>Whoops you can't print more shares just to issue the dividend because they are tagged 1:1 to NFTS
Think for one moment what this means

>>50271690
This may be controversial but I’m still not completely sold on GameStop as a business. I’m a full on card carrying cult member because of the mechanics of hedgies shorting over 200+% and the stag hunt but I’m not sold on GameStop being a successful business. Granted I acknowledge that “post” moass it doesn’t actually matter and they can rebrand and literally do anything under the sun. Anyone who doesn’t plan on reinvesting “post” moass would be a fool. Of course as my quotes imply there could very well not be a post moass and we’re left with an infinity squeeze. I don’t know what the world looks like after something like that.

>>50271757
Yes. You're NGMI.

>>50271691
Since i can tell you are a dummy, they could carve put a new company and issue those shares pre IPO to the current GME shareholders as a dividend. Those can't be synthetics since they aren't technically traded yet.

>>50271693
Wasn't meant to be I guess, our money could be better off losing 20% this year in the S&P or -85% in crypto. I've waited 18 months for this, but another 90 days is just too much to ask.

>>50271752
So how long can I expect before finally retiring at 22?

>>50271773
>Since i can tell you are a dummy, they could carve put a new company and issue those shares pre IPO to the current GME shareholders as a dividend. Those can't be synthetics since they aren't technically traded yet.

but wait if they do this doesn't that completely kill what makes GME so valuable? it wouldn't be shorted and there'd be no squeeze at all if all the shares were real. If they do this they're just trading in GME and making a less valuable version of it

>>50271793
No one knows, but it could potentially happen tomorrow, and every day that passes increases the likelihood. Tesla started to moon around a month after their split dividend, but we're more heavily shorted. I think if anything, the six months fud should be the absolute maximum amount of time it could take.

>>50271793
Moass starts on Tuesday. I once made a comment herbthat they would be absolute retards to allow the split to happen before they attempted to get out. A shill took that and screencapped it and essentially revealed that I was right but used it to try and fud as the board hadn’t actually fully approved the splivy.

>>50271831
Not if it's a related business. The two can build off one another as well. Lots of companies have subsidiaries for a number of reasons. Not to say GME will do it, but it's one card in their hand they could play.

>>50271834
So two weeks? Got it
>>50271836
How long ago was that and di you have the screencap yourself? I haven’t been on biz much lately waging away

>>50271793
If you bought a share on friday you would make it tomorrow.

>>50271860
interesting. i figured the 90 day thing was about them delisting and recalling all shares if they failed to deliver so they could either privatize or more likely do some NFT share thing

>>50271752
If the divvy gets fucked with in any way the DTCC has 90 days before GameStop can withdrawl their shares and put it on their marketplace

>>50271889
I have 15 I’ve been accumulating for awhile

>>50271905
how does $60 sound?

>>50271872
I should say that it was the shills insistence on using that specific post as fud that made my schizo sense go off. This is 100% a prisoner’s dilemma the shf find themselves in and RC locked them all in a theater and lit a small fire with the splivy. This is nothing like Tesla. We could be seeing price action as soon as tomorrow.

>>50271905
how does 60 sound?

>50271916
>50271925
60 million per share sounds like a good start.

>>50271899
That's part of it, the SHF will have some amount of time to deliver the dividend, then the DTCC who insures them will be expected to cover (I'm just assuming that it's 90 days since that's what others have said). If they don't fulfill their obligation then GME can pull their shares, which forces them to close.

>>50271954
so $15M per share post split?

>>50271920
I just want to be able to move out in a van and watch the inevitable burning of the world and social breakdown from a recession before buying up a cheap home. I know it’s only a matter of time but the sooner the better things are getting tight with inflation
>>50271925
Be pretty nice desu

>>50272001
Infinity is still infinity no matter how many ways you slice it.

>>50271834
If the best FUD shills have right now is saying "heh, yeah you'll be filthy rich but you'll have to wait 6 WHOLE MONTHS first!" then I am feeling more comfy than ever.

>>50272069
Same. 6 months to be filthy rich beats the shit out of waging for 40+ years for no guarantee of retirement let alone owning a house.

>10 pm
>alarm is set to 7 am tomorrow
im gonna have to wait at least a couple more years am i not?

I’m dreading going into the office. I’m the only young single man that’s /fit/ in the office so all of them thinking I’m pounding pussy on the weekends. I have 2 milf booty calls but I don’t like alcohol so I just stay in and shitpost or workout.
>so how was your week anon any young ladies got lucky with you?
Heh, let me tell ya, with that body of yours I’d be on a rampage haha
Then it gets worse when the hot women in the office start chatting thinking I’ll chime in but I just put in my headphones and focus on my work. Thank god it’s only twice a week or id an hero my self. Sorry for blog postings but I’m so tired of boomers forcing us to work in the office cause “it’s just how things are”

seriously wtf

>>50272125
based normie filtering

>>50270976
OK stupid. Do you want to deal with this problem as a poor person or a wealthy person? Let's get wealthy first

>>50272069
Imagine mid-moass
>better sell now, baggies, $100k per share is the best you're ever going to get
>think of the taxes you'll have to pay haha

>>50269778
>>50272111

>>50272162
im so down for that
i will be holding for top 10 leaderboard
but god damn start this bitch up sooner than later
i beg

>>50271766
Don't you need a special wallet or some shit to even accept NFTs? How will I be able to receive those when all I have in terms of shares are numbers on my banks' stock interface?

>>50271773
Thanks.

I just want enough money to pay off my debts short term cause of the splivvy I'm okay waging for a while but I put myself in a bad spot

Unfortunately I feel like a 5x can't happen without moass kicking off so I'll have to wait for the big event

>>50272162
I doubled my stack just to deal with crapital gays taxes. Floor only goes up.

Bros what happens if someone buys pre split, let's say on the 19th, so it doesn't have the T+2 settlement date? It's in limbo?

>>50272206
They just bought a share for 4x the price

Realistically, what will the price of GME be at the time of being split?

>>50272229
i bet its not even gonna bump at all

>>50271757
>he missed the deadline
Ah shit guess someone will not get to kiss tight tummies

>>50272194
And most of us have been holding over a year, so now we pay only long term capital gains. Too funny that they think we are incapab of waiting, I guess it's true what they say about patience and delayed gratification.

>>50272240
>when you hodl for a year and pay 25% less taxes
>no don't swing and make 5x your stack think about the fucking taxes!!!

>>50271484
No. Dividend stock splits do not allow this. That's the driving force behind Gamestop's decision to initiate a stock split via dividend.

>>50272206
>>50272221
Seems like the perfect opportunity to wash sale. No one should be buying or selling during that period. It's a really strange way of doing it unless I'm misunderstanding. I thought you'd want your ex div date on or after the day the split happens so people don't get cucked.

>>50272221
Clearly not, but seriously what happens? Are they gone halt trading for those days?

>>50269860
If no squeeze after the dividend i'm gonna make you join your dad, in minecraft.

>>50272254
I've made plenty selling CCs, usually hedged with leaps, I'm not going to miss moass because I'm swinging my stack. I would legitimately rope.

>>50272254
swinging isn't a thing, you will fuck up eventually. even the top hedge funds with the best quants and algos struggle to beat the market over the long term. if you swung tesla in 2020 you would have missed out on most of those gains while if you held you would have gotten a 10x which by itself is all you need to go from $100k to $1M and become financially independent.

>>50271757
Depends. If you’re already registered with computershare the transfer should only take a couple of days. Once your shares leave your brokerage account they will show up in computershare.
So, hypothetically speaking, if you were to tell them you want to DRS literally tomorrow morning you will probably make the deadline by a cunt hair.
However, if you have not yet set up a computershare account yet - you’re probably ngmi
>t. 50/50 xxx fidelity:computershare chad

>>50272334
>50/50 xxx fidelity:computershare chad

>>50272334
>t. 50/50 xxx fidelity:computershare chad
The Jews fear him

WAGMI frens. The next 2 weeks might be the most fun we will ever have. Any predictions for the rollercoaster tomorrow? I am guessing massive pump at start, hard panic dump, then crabbing before exploding again 30 min before close, 140 EOD.

>>50271757
>>50272334

What's wrong with ibkr?

>>50272389
Idk enough about it to answer this question

>>50272370
I'm down for some chaos

>>50272370
The algo is still in control and the pattern have mostly remained the same with different volume here and there. So massive pump pre-market then shorting back down a bit and crab mod until 12:30 another big pump and then crab and then the next leg up at 3:20. +30% eod.

Yes indeed Citadel the MM can legally create synthetic shares and short them into the market so they can be used to give people a dividend.
There is no law on the books that can stop that.
The reason MMs are allowed to do this, is so they can create liquidity.

>>50272370
I've got a four share CS direct order awaiting settlement and I'm going to DRS most of my remaining broker stack, so I fully expect the scramble for shares to start before I wake up.

>50272515
They would only have to do that if there somehow was a massive naked short position. Are you admitting that now? Also are citadel the only shf short? What will non market maker shf do about the shares they have to deliver?

>>50272370
>hedgies need to either find shares to deliver or quadruple their already insane FTD pile, which will be a fuckhuge stack all on the same day so it’s that much harder to cover them up
>brokers also need the shares to avoid massive tax penalties (but I don’t know enough to tell you what they are)
>DTCC also needs them so gamestop doesn’t say they’re worse than useless and demand all GME shares are withdrawn
>they also can’t sue anyone over this because none of what they did to get into this position in the first place is legal
>they have one week to figure it out
I’m expecting a crab or last Hail Mary on Monday/Tuesday before the green candle to dwarf all other candles starts to manifest itself

>>50272515
Technically, they have to locate the shares eventually, though. Legally, they can't just counterfeit shares, there MM privileges are about time-shifting transactions for the sake of smooth market operations. That it morphed into a massive distortion of the market was completely predictable but not the states intention.

>>50272618
Every time they buy a share back it is like matter and anti-matter meeting. Positive share meets negative share and they both vaporize. Of course the HF hopes to buy the shorted share back at a lower price than they sold it into the market. They get to keep the difference and the synthetic vanishes after they buy it back.

>50272685
Hello ser I’d like an answer for some of my questions.

>>50272685
>After they buy it back
Neat, nothing you said contradicts anything I said.

>>50272611
>they have one week to figure it out
I bet all of the cocaine in the whole city of Chicago is currently at Citadel HQ.

Bros I bet my friend if GME doesn't moon after the divvy I would suck his dick. I really don't want to why the fuck would it take 90 days after the fact please tell me we're gonna WAGMI soon I don't want to I don't want to

Also I will point out that everyone can be given their three shares even if you don't have them. As long as you have enough shares incase someone wants to sell.
Watch the movie its a wonderful life. The bank did not have everyone's money.

>>50272813
The hilarious thing is, cocaine doesn't increase your cognitive ability. It doesn't even make you creative. It only increases your self confidence and makes you think you're more capable than you really are.

>>50272832
And if you win he sucks your dick? How is this not gay?

>>50272370
Gap to $500 and stock halted.

>>50272863
Getting your dick sucked isn't gay, sucking dick is unless it's a feminine penis and unfortunately my friend has the most masculine looking dick I ever did see

>>50272837
Go ahead and tell the public that you’re running a fractional reserve stock market and let me know how it goes
>>50272813
And now you’ve learned that the actual reason they moved to Miami is because they need that shit wholesale and in bulk

>>50272883
>Getting your dick sucked isn't gay

>>50272883
>Having seen enough dicks to know what a masculine one looks like.
Anon I-

post moass should i hire sliverson pickups to play a private house warming show at my kike ranch or cannons?

>>50272832
lol fag

>>50272883
Anon you’re straight up just a raging homo already there’s no hope for you.
Might as well suck him off now

>>50272183
Did you skip the part where it says

>Each unit will be issued so that the holder of the unit is also the holder of each security included in the unit. Thus, the holder of a unit will have the rights and obligations of a holder of each included security

If you hold shares you are good because gamestop have the NFT for asset tagging asset tagged, you don't NEED the wallet, but it would be a good idea to have the gamestop wallet installed.

>>50270976
Blackrock will offload everything they're capable of selling long before phone number prices for a modest profit in an ineffective attempt to lessen moass damage, then lose an equally large if not larger sum from everything else they own tanking like bricks. Then the giant kneejerk reaction as retail pulls everything out from fear of even greater losses along with numerous rushed laws heavily restricting retail and hedge fund to avoid a redo of GME in the future will be a significant blow to their future profits. The kill shot will be when blockchain becomes the dominant stock market force. They'll still be rich, but they will no longer have an effectively unlimited budget as they do now.

>>50272913
>run and tell
They’ll do nothing

>>50272611
>they also can’t sue anyone over this because none of what they did to get into this position in the first place is legal
This is the best part. They said clear as day on record "We closed our short position." They lied brazenly to the face of everyone and because of it there is nothing they can do to stop this. Hoist by their own petard, oh how cathartic it is to witness such direct karmic justice.

>>50273285
The karmic shitstorm that is brewing right now is about to be glorious. I can't wait for MSM to act absolutely shocked as if they weren't completely aware of this the whole time.

>>50272883
is this some kind of homo-erratic thing?

>>50272813
>>50272854
>It only increases your self confidence and makes you think you're more capable than you really are.
that explains why people like Ken, no matter how much money they amass, will NVMI

>>50273139
I hope you're fight senpai.
I really do.

>>50273368
I'm just waiting for the day that Jimmy Shill has a meltdown and goes ballistic on air.

>>50270968
yes, it goes UP

>>50273368
>that explains why people like Ken, no matter how much money they amass, will NVMI
It explains the absolute current state of finance.

>>50273285
It’s too perfect. Globohomo is crumbling on every angle you look. That’s why I’m convinced God organized this whole thing. How the fuck else do you explain that the company which broke the fraud market is called “Game Stop?”

>>50273479
>How the fuck else do you explain that the company which broke the fraud market is called “Game Stop?”
DFV and RC had to have been plants with special information, because how else would they have been perfectly put in this situation to begin with?

kek chinkies

>>50273514
The universe has a sense of humor. Also DFV worked at a fund in Massachusetts and bcg is also headquartered there. I truly believe DFV had a friend at bcg tell him the whole operation.

>>50271757
You can DRS your shares from IBKR to Computershare in three Business days and maby have full access to your account in a months time if you don't have an existing account setup yet. Just remember to call Computershare to expedite the process.

So I should buy calls expiring 90 days after splividend--Oct. 19th right?

>>50273595
You should just set fire to your money. Same, but faster, results.

>>50271757
Wtf have you been doing all this time? Holy shit.

>>50272334
>you will probably make the deadline by a cunt hair
When is the deadline?

>>50273595
The fact baggoids are already back tracking on why moass isnt going to happen after the divvy should tell you everything you need to know about what the price is going to do.

>>50273702
>imagine thinking you have power here

>>50273397
fuck yeah

>>50273579
MassMutual is an insurance company. Was that another job he had at a fund?

>>50273652
If your shares have settled you should be okay

>>50273717
Nooooo nooo sneeed T+35x2 weeks is what we must wait so I can come up with another cope date!

>Still trying to create a false sense of urgency
Yawn. I'm comfy and I'm patient.

>>50270976
Well Jimbo our options are:
>No MOASS to try and spite them, Our losses: Everything, Their losses: A tiny % of their infinite funding, Result: ESG fuckery continues and we get to sit there flaccid dick in hand and watch it happen
>MOASS, Our gains: Everything, Their Gains: Small, Their Losses: We now have enough Wonga to do shit and we know who they are and what they're up to. Result: Push back, resistance, erect members in hand and do them like Debbie Does Dallas.

>>50273766

>>50273871
I'm impatient, but stoic and willing to accept there's nothing I can do.
It comes when it comes.
But by god I'd suck a big ol' dick to make it come faster.

>>50273882
lol you faggots talk like such larpers
i'm sure you redditor neckbeards are all going to unite and wipe out the elite like a heckin scidoodle kinoyummy~!

>>50273920
>But by god I'd suck a big ol' dick to make it come faster.
In more ways than one kek

>>50273921
Did you have a stroke halfway through that or was that just you jerking yourself off? Go ahead, pretend ESG isn't a major problem, it's not like Sri Lanka just had a revolution over the sacred prescriptions it lays down as given unto us by Klaus Schwab (PBUH).

>>50273921
Enjoy living on your knees like a spineless cuckold while GME chads ascend

I just dropped by why is everyone talking about sucking cock

Kek crypto baggies

>>50273986
Boredom.

>Did you have a stroke halfway through that or was that just you jerking yourself off? Go ahead, pretend ESG isn't a major problem, it's not like Sri Lanka just had a revolution over the sacred prescriptions it lays down as given unto us by Klaus Schwab (PBUH).

>Enjoy living on your knees like a spineless cuckold while GME chads ascend

>>50273904
ah ok

>>50274024
Better watch it friendo this is a shill free subreddit

>>50273986
In order to get your dividend, you have to suck RC's cock. Just the way it has to be.

>>50274024
Tyfys. Have a (you).

>Splivvy soon
WAGMI

Lmao BTC just fell off a cliff

Getting ready for the futures to drop for the market eh?

>>50274085
Within the next 90 days*

>>50274085
Fun times ahead fren. WAGMI

>>50274045
i know for a fact there are paid employees of gamestop shilling in this thread so that's not true (and i don't mean shareholders and i don't mean retail workers they have paid shills in here right now)

>>50274115

>>50274115
>i know for a fact there are paid employees of gamestop shilling in this thread
Really that’s a bold claim. Care to share your evidence?

>>50274115
I want to be that person.

>>50271690
I honestly could not give less of a fuck about gamestop as a business.
NFTs, wallets, "power to the players", corporate calibration. Don't care.

It's a means to an end, once this shit pops I never want to see the word gamestop ever again.

>>50274156
>we do it for free
Who here is a paid fren?

>>50274138
>NOOOOOO there's heckin paid shills everywhere trying to get you to sale
>what? GameStop has paid shills in here telling people to stay comfy and not sell? IMPOSIBRUE

>>50274179
So no sources then

Cool

>>50274115
I hold gme shares and fud them for free while you try to convince your tranny brigade to hold on a little longer

>50274179
So you do this for free? Please kys.

>>50274219
>You do it for free
Nah, we all do it for what we're earning during the MOASS faggot.

>>50274198
found one

>the shills are all larpers that want us to do the opposite

>>50274238
Wow thats some amazing work there Poirot

Shills filter out the autistic holders who deserve to make it from the weak minded holders that don't.

This is honestly kind of pathetic. Whether your a larper who still thinks you’re necessary or if you’re an actual paid shill pleas kys.

>>50274108
Can't wait, frens.

>>50274284
And then convince leddit to sell on the way down. Its aint easy bein greasy

>>50274317
no

>>50274327
n-no you gotta HODL! d-d-diamond hands brother ape

With the way the world is going, will the squeeze even matter? The midwest is going to dry up over the summer unless they get more rain so there will be west coast refugees migrating east since they've exhausted all their water, NIGGERs will be running wild because you can rest assured another George Floyd style nigger incident will occur at some point this summer and we're looking at another world war brewing over in Europe. Fuck this planet.

Supposing we do squeeze sooner rather than later, I'm changing my name to Burrito Bandito, moving to Brazil, and having a harem of delicious brown girls cater to my whims while I watch the world burn from a safe distance.

kek baggies

Fuck is this week going to be spicy, desperation at its peak. Still have my 20k in the clip waiting for a potential last attack down to sub 100

>>50274358
>With the way the world is going, will the squeeze even matter?
>rest of post explains how it can matter

>>50274327
I shouldn’t have to explain this, but the logic behind “sell on the way down” is that if everyone waits for it, there is no “way down”

>>50274405
knowing Reddit, we will have a sizeable population who will hold for "the high score" for internet brownie points. Knowing this, I have reserved 20% of my stack to never be sold just in case

>>50274405
Yeah everyone is just going to not take profit for eternity?

>>50274403
I mean, having a delicious brown girl harem is nice, I'd prefer not to have to flee to brazil if I don't have to but it's beginning to look like that will be necessary.

>>50274439
As long as possible likely. Seriously have you seen the power of the circle jerk over there? They'll hold exclusively for the bragging rights of saying they held the longest.

>>50274418
Same
>XXXX holder
>XXX in CS, XXX in broker
>Will probably keep more than 100 in both broker and CS to make sure I wont be outheld by a faggot redditor
I am a danger to society

>>50274463
>XXX in CS, XXX in broker
The Chad Loadout

I'm heading to Cumberland Farms. You guys need anything?

>>50274456
Doesnt matter if it goes on for long enough institutions will be able to start offloading as well

>50274439
No dumb gorilla nigger shill. Everyone is aware of the stag hunt and greed is an incredible motivator not to mention insiders literally can’t sell. This was already an infinite squeeze in January 2021

>>50274494
>institutions all dump
>moass pauses for about 20 minutes
>line keeps going up again
Not really sure where the gotcha is there

>>50274476

>50274494
How many naked shares do you think exist?

>>50274529
Even better
>Institutions dump
>Smuckle for all of 20 minutes as it slows but doesn't stop
>Slowly realize it's picking up pace again
>Buy back in to try and slow it as the market tanks around it
>Price jumps back up.
EZ MUNI

>>50274489
Hey, Maryland. I'll take a club sub.

I might actually die of heat stroke

>>50274562
Damn hang in there and stay hydrated

>they still don’t understand infinity

>>50274546
Either way, I don't intend to sell, hahaha. I just like my shares and I don't want to sell any.

>>50274562
I'm too lazy to pull it off my phone but I have a pic with a 120F reading. When I make it I'm moving back north.

>>50271347
more like Gramma ramps

>>50274603

>>50274529
There is no gotcha. We dont know how many shares are still short we cant possibly know what kind of intervention will happen since leddit seems to find loopholes every other month where the brokers can fuck investors over. I think the majority of investors will get a life changing amount of money its just the stock market isnt the crypto market so they can openly fuck us and the most we will get is twitter sympathy from billionaires and political puppets.

I literally don’t have an exit plan.

RC used to tweet almost daily for a while, I don't like that he's only posting once a week now.

>>50274562
>I might actually die of heat stroke
make some smoothies with ice in the blender
wear a fancy white hat
talk like an arab
a great success

am I going to die, friends?

>50274628
It pumped to 90% in February of 2021 and the lawsuit revealed around the same time that the stock was shorted 200+%. Since it’s crabbed for a year and a half. I don’t know what they short interest is but I can quite easily assume that it’s still over 100% which already allows for infinity. They’ve never stopped shorting and retail has never stopped buying the short interest is probably 600%.

Rip Europe too

>>50274707
>comfy 20 degrees
Yeah Im thinking wagmi

>>50274729
Kek.

>>50274707
Better enjoy it while you can euro bros its gonna be a cold winter

This is coming to America next

>>50274489
>Living in New England
isshy diggy

>>50274405
>there is no “way down”

This stock was actively being shorted at sub $5. It's going to make Tesla's runup look amateurish. There genuinely isn't a "way down."

Once the kikes loose control, I'm holding until the stock hits six figures before I even start thinking of selling. I've got 420+ shares thus far.

Israel and her allies will be DESTROYED. Christ is KING.

>>50274772
I use a local credit union so if Chase or BoA start to fall, I'll have a few days to grab my fiat before people realize the bottom is falling out.

Side note-
Be careful when carrying large sums of cash on hand, as the government can seize it via asset forfeiture.

>>50274772
This might unironically be the end of the ride bros, hold on to your pants
I hope my future 135 share are able to be cashed out and I escape the shitstorm that’s about to come but remember that if they shutdown the game like this for all of us…. We’ll, I hope you have good shelter and weapons
Stay safe bros

>>50274562
meh. I've been working in weather like this for years. Drink some water and buy more GME ya ninny.

>>50274772
Good thing I have nothing in the bank. I only own GME.

>>50274812
I’m scared they pull the plug before our assets settle fellow swan bro
I’m scared

>>50274751
It better rain good this autumn else the water magazines will run dry because of unfettered electricity exports to Germany. If we get rolling blackouts during a cold periods my pipes might burst and I will have to pirate minecraft

>>50274822
You mean your future 540 shares

>>50274850
Pull the plug on what, the entire internet? Impossible.

>>50274870
Oh no I was already counting with the split
I’ll have 20drsd and the rest in fagdelity, those bitches better answer the phone

>>50274883
No
The whole market and banking system
Remember we have them cornered, but we’re still playing their game
Look back in history and you’ll see that (((they))) will usually just write a whole new game and demolish the last one when they start losing

>>50274772
There's apparently the thing with their population being in decline since 2018 too. Global economy and current world order is over for the next 40 years minimum.

>>50274850
If they do pull the plug it will be pretty late in the game. I actually bought an extra 20 shares to sell mid 5 figures to secure cash incase they are willing to boot up the mojang servers.

>>50274917
Good then they’ll be playing Minecraft with the normies and glowies.

>>50274917
>The whole market and banking system
anon, that's what we're doing.

>>50271481
your a fucking moron then and its an enormous miracle you found your way here

>>50271481
I will never understand X-schizos, but I still wish them all the best.

>>50271481
yes it's very bullish, and they don't realize they're a huge reason for the abrupt fomo

>>50275099
>>50275099
>>50275099
Threaded.

>>50274643
Jesus fuck, how do people live in this? I'm in the high 90s and ready to kms. This heat is intolerable.

>>50274883
>he says less than 24 hours after a single coms error took down the entire canadian economy for over a day