/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I want you to put one of our guys there
>paint him as some rich philanthropist that will help people buy crypto while collecting their data like a exchange owner and lender
>must be no threat to them, like a docile vegan democrat weakling
>brake their legs and make him give em a crutch, make sure he becomes some sort of hero for those fools
>Random Bioluminescent Shady Government Worker: done sir! but how can the tribe identify him to avoid friendly fire?
>simple, name him BANKman
>Random Bioluminescent Shady Government Worker: b-but sir! I think the goyim will notice th..
>SHUT UP AND DO IT ALREADY!! AND PASS ME THOSE LITTLE FORESKINS.

the absolute state of reptilians