/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50212984
I deserve sex.

>>50212984
What does that mean?

>>50212984
>stock splits x4
>value is divided by 4
GME baggies are quite stupid

>>50213023
She doesn’t look like that. Her tits are that big because she’s pushing 40 and uses a teen filter. Classic roastie deception

>>50212984
Women owe me sex

>>50213028
It’s not split, but a dividend. Please redeem harder next time ser.

>>50213200
either way you aren't getting any money

>>50213112
women need a 4:1 split

>>50212984
>741 keeps floating around
>king baggie, Ryan Cohen, a.k.a. Brain Chobani, had been tweeting regularly at 7:41 PM
>schizos keep repeating that 741 is relevant
>4-1 split announced on 7th month of year
>741
>>50213028
The shares generated by the split go directly to current share holders. The value of each individual shareholder's GME holdings does not diluted. The best analogy is a solid gold bar, owned by (You), getting cut into four pieces. You still have the gold bar, its current value, but it's just cut into 4.

i am a man who provides nothing to society and women owe me sex

>>50212984
Imagine the life of privilege and decadence that man will live solely for being born with top .01% genetics.

>>50213007
Yes. You deserve being analized by a strong chad for being an incel subhuman

>>50213768
Based as fuck.

>>50212984
>my man must be able to bench 100kg and run an 6 minute mile

>GME splits 4 times
>value of each plummets back to $15
No refunds

>>50213200
And what is it that prevents brokerages from just changing the numbers around without needing to resolve synthetics?
>shares = shares * 4
>price = price / 4
If this were the "killing blow" that forces SHFs to close and share lenders to recall their shares, they should be scrambling RIGHT NOW to do that. But they aren't. They still think they can get out of it. Therefore, MOASS is not inevitable and you're just hodling out for a delusion that will never materialize.

>>50213023
tubal-cain

>>50213112
40 year old women don't have skin like that.

>>50216290
because the brokers only get a set number of shares to give out, thats why the dividend part of of is important.

The same situation happened with Tesla and Overstock and look at their charts after their divi split

>>50217314
Yeah, but if brokerages never bought your shares to begin with, there isn't anything in your "account" at the moment. You're just being shown a bunch of numbers on a screen, like a crypto exchange. They can change those numbers to whatever they want, because you don't have any proof that you actually own any shares.

>>50213023
god damn

>>50212984
unfortunately yes, broken clocks are right twice a day and at this point it would be stupid to not get a suicide stack just before the split/dividend

>>50217591
This is not even remotely how any of this works, you are mixing up brokers, frauds and market makers. Also I am DRS'd so I WILL get my shares and the brokerages, market makers and DTCC will have to fight over whats left/increase their margin to make up synths

>>50217042
Anon he literally told you she was using a filter how do you not understand

>>50213680
Based

>>50213112
You jerk off to 2D girls why do you care

>>50213023
is that pennylaneisthename?

she went my school lol

>>50212984
if they're right are they really schizo???