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Anonymous Wed Jul 6 09:51:44 2022 No.50186823 [Reply] [Original]

>got caught shoplifting eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:01:59 2022 No.50186923 >>50186823 >oi chum drop em da eggs, have ya got a loicence for dat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:03:03 2022 No.50186931 you can just walk out if its <$100 in groceries, no one is going to stop you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:03:27 2022 No.50186936 >>50186823 now you have to eggsact your revenge

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:08:13 2022 No.50186981 >>50186823 What did you eggpect?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:09:27 2022 No.50186987 >>50186931 Eggsactly, they won't care about it

Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:15:08 2022 No.50187016
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If you act like its not a big deal you get away. The other day I stole a shopping cart filled with steaks. They stopped me and I just smiled and said "it's not a big deal,". And they believed me. They were surprised at how confident I was that the manager asked a cart boy to help me load the trunk of my car with my stolen steaks. In the end I gave the wagie a tip for his help I gave him a few dollars to show respect. They all respect me for being confident, its crazy. People really are just sheep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:21:06 2022 No.50187059 >>50186823 You won’t have to be a thief anymore if jump into Kenshi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:21:08 2022 No.50187060 >>50187016 Where do you live?

Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:23:11 2022 No.50187079

>>50186823
I used to take a kg of mince, a block of cheese, and a block of chocolate every day or two when I was a student for bulking. Also expensive hot sauces. Never got caught. Stole hundreds of dollars in supplements for my lifting too. Ironically only time I got caught was like a $1 chocolate bar I stole on a whim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:24:28 2022 No.50187089 >>50187016 So this is the Steak King we've all been waiting for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 10:38:45 2022 No.50187204 >>50186823 you won’t believe this shit but they recently upped the max limit for grocery theft here in pooland arguing it’s only fair because of inflation I want to mass murder kikes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 11:25:44 2022 No.50187649 File: 19 KB, 248x248, 1641090218570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50186823 >got caught egging shoplifters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 11:28:23 2022 No.50187671 File: 10 KB, 256x256, wow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >got caught lifting egg-shoppers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 11:52:06 2022 No.50187959 >>50187016 This. If you give the store detective a firm handshake you can get away with anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 11:53:13 2022 No.50187980 >>50187016 You should start a cult bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 11:53:59 2022 No.50187990 >reddit thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 11:57:34 2022 No.50188034 >>50187016 >...And then everyone applauded. Also, I'm a grocery store wagie. I would help you too. Not because I respect your confidence, I just don't care about people stealing shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 12:28:03 2022 No.50188385 rolling for jail time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 13:42:36 2022 No.50189444 >>50186823 I been caught stealing. Once. When I was 5.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:36:07 2022 No.50191884 >>50186981 10/10. You're work here is done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:37:23 2022 No.50191913 >>50187016 thats bullshit but i definitely believe it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:39:51 2022 No.50191965 File: 30 KB, 480x360, what-year-is-it-robin-williams.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50189444 checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:41:22 2022 No.50191990 File: 440 KB, 1170x1607, look at what they have to do N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50187990 This. So many reddit nigger faggot tourists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:41:38 2022 No.50191993 >>50189444 >walked right through the door

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:43:49 2022 No.50192040 File: 230 KB, 1080x941, B93B9281-C5A3-4D83-956D-084115C127B0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a pack of eggs costs 14 bucks now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:47:08 2022 No.50192101 >>50191990 Honkey

Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:47:43 2022 No.50192109

>>50187016
I’ve seen several people stealing from my local Kroger. The black guy just walked in, said on the phone “yO, NUKKA, IM HUNGRY AS SHIT” on his phone, grabbed a drink from the cooler and walked out. White guy ran out the door all spastically with his basket and jumped into a moving SUV. I didn’t feel like stopping either of them because who fucking cares if Kroger loses a little money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:48:39 2022 No.50192128 lol broke boy can't even afford eggs. Bro it's legit $3 for eggs...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 15:50:06 2022 No.50192162 >>50187016 Real and Straight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 16:00:21 2022 No.50192371 File: 137 KB, 880x628, 1657123212794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50191884 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 17:55:14 2022 No.50194578 >>50186823 you have to eat all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 17:59:57 2022 No.50194681 File: 1.52 MB, 1048x1280, 1599410673952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50186823 >stealing Thou shall not enter Mushroom Kingdom now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 18:07:38 2022 No.50194864 >>50187016 >its not a big deal https://www.bitchute.com/video/OkQQggPH6a9B/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 18:10:13 2022 No.50194930 >>50191990 What are you guys? I'm a garlic goblin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 18:10:20 2022 No.50194934 >>50194864 wtf kek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 18:49:01 2022 No.50195714 >>50187089 underrated poast

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 18:52:21 2022 No.50195773 >>50194930 I'm oatmeal, makes sense considering I eat so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 18:57:47 2022 No.50195863 holy shit fuck off you redditor tourists

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 18:59:55 2022 No.50195912 >>50186823 Not the eggs! What will she eat now?

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