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no girl will ever go out with you :)

Looks fucking retarded

>>50183228
>Pod on wheels

>>50183228
come back here in winter and tell us all about it then

Do you park in people's neighborhoods for weeks on end like a piece of shit?

>>50183247
lots of chicks crave the van life. if you can just drive her around that's enough

>>50183228
>Holy fuck I love living in a van
>
>I save so much money

Based. Once I have enough I'm buying an innawoods piece of land and living in a van going on trips and using it as home while l I built my ted shed.

>>50183247
not true, also in homeless encampments the girls are skinnier and more attractive, although they wear less makeup. if you have an actual personality (something a wagie wouldnt know much about), theyll happily fuck in a van, or a motel if you want to splurge

boomers itt seething at someone who refuses to contribute to driving up their home price

>>50183247
My girl will do what I say because it's either me or the plethora of cucks like you who repulse her and every other woman alive.

>>50183262
Couldnt he just drive to Florida or Arizona?

I just live with my parents. Its much easier and convenient. Showers, piss and shit anytime, no hobo scare at night, climate controlled, and less shit to pay

>>50183293
Based. Check out Alone in the Wilderness if you haven't already

>>50183339
I haven't but am going to watch rn

>Holy fuck I love living in a van
Holy fuck I love living in SE Asia where I can get a condo with AC, elevators, pool, and gym for $300/month

>>50183247
Vanlife is more popular with roasties than it is with men.

>>50183303
Nah. We are laughing at you and your pathetic life choices. Enjoy shitposting a snotty reply from your tin cuck shed if it helps you cope with being a poor homeless bum. lol

>>50183369
You've lived a meaningless existence and your grave will be spat on. Remembered as the generation that ruined it all. Congratulations.

>>50183228
>white comforter
rookie mistake, anon, the slightest amount of dirt or grime gets highlighted
>>50183247
Good thing it's a rape van then

>>50183247
only virgins see something and immediately associate it with % chance of getting poon. if you had even half the average size cock you would know women date full blown schizo, homeless, abusive men, all day every day, living in a van or their mothers basement - unless ofc, like you, they have a tiny cock and overcompensate by worrying incessantly about their image in a women's eyes kek

>>50183364
Imagine bragging about living amongst, and even sharing walls with, poor bug people. Then sharing amenities like a pool and gym with said bug people. Then actually paying money to do so...

>>50183228
why not just live with your parents?

>>50183550
and what you sharing amenities with an obese white basedboy, smelling his corn syrup induced IBS in the toilet, bathinig in his dead skin cells, innadvertantly absorbing excess estrogen from trans piss at the pool? thats worth paying for?

>>50183247
>BROOOOOO
>BROOOOOOOOOO
>JUST BE SHEKELBERG'S SLAVE
>MAYBE THEN YOU CAN GET PUSSY
Ask yourself how many grills will date your dick if you live with your 5 roommates because otherwise you can't afford rent. Faggot.

Tired of this simpcel culture where every fag immediately starts screeching 'you won't get laid if you don't be a cuck', like cucking is attractive or that bending on your principles to live a shittier life is worth it if you can stick your cock in a moist hole.

>>50183559
Eventually need to get out and become independent anon. Delaying will do more damage than it's worth for money saved.

>>50183247
why the fuck would i want a women in my humble abode ? the last time i did that they felt so comfy they decided to stick with me for a decade and it almost fully took the soul out of me, mentally and financially.

>>50183228
Where do you poop

>>50184198
A plastic bag

>>50183228

Have fun shitting in a bucket with a bag in it.

>>50183339
fuck man that's all I want and I cant even afford that

>>50184217
Good idea thanks

>>50183247
>the roastie can't help herself, she HAS to use her pussy to control and belittle you
>if she can't use her own, she uses other women's pussies (i.e. "girls will never fuck you if you do X").

>>50183605
This. Asia is where it's at. I wish the bugs were smaller, though. I saw a centipede the other day and holy fuck! It was straight outta King Kong.

>>50184217
I never thought about using a bag! Pretty slick anon

>>50184636
Snails are the size of squirrels in SEA

>>50183285
Yes I have had cops called on me numerous times, I explain and let me go.

>>50183293
That's all you need. Nice.

>>50183336
>>50183559
I like this too, I love my parents, however I crave that independence.

>>50184235
He built it all himself zoomer out of free wood

>>50183228
Happy for you man. Are the nights scary? How do you pass the time until bed?

>>50183228
This isn't that bad,and would probably feel cool for a while, but I feel like I need to poop in my own house and not truck stops/public restrooms.

>>50184851
It has full eletric and internet, and heating if I need( I never need ). Use the internet I guess?

>>50183228
Why not just get a trailer then? Singlewides at least have kitchens and don't cost much more than a van.

>>50183228
Do you poop in a little box or do you poop in public restrooms where all the faggots go to suck strange dick?

>>50184886
I poop on the grass on a park somewhere, I only poop at night

>>50184896
watch out fer snakes!

>>50183228
that's it, embrace wildlife
please, use that money for some wise investment and not on fucking funny stuff, I went with that and ended up crying because qom still doesn't pump

What would you do if I came up to your window in the middle of the night and started banging on it and screeching at you?

>>50183369
>we
I'm not. Fair play to him. Also, you sound like an asshole.

>>50183247
Most bitches are stupid. All you really need is a car and some sauce

>>50184636
the bugs over there are like 5 feet long on average

>>50186185
lmao

>>50186024
Shoot you

>>50183228
I made $25k off the last bullrun I'm thinking of spending it converting a sprinter van or something.
>>50183247
No girl has ever gone out with me in the whole 30 years of my life why would living in a van change anything?

>>50183228
How do you power your computer?

>>50183247
literally only virgins say this shit. what you have to understand about women is that shit like this doesn't make or break a relationship. women only care about face + height. I had a girl agree to come live innawoods with me and breed, all because she found me hot. that's all it takes retard

>>50183247
don't be so demoralizing, no sense in judging others on account of your own life dissatisfaction

>>50183228
Tent bro here I hope to upgrade to a van/trailer one day. Good work OP.

>>50183247
>needing material possesions to attract girls

ngmi

>>50184235
You cant afford a plot in alaskian wilderness? I bet you can, but it would actually be uncomfortable so you wont, only the idea is comfy

>>50186215
but its dark and you can't see me

>>50184858
>>50184217
>keep sawdust and a shovel with you
>dig a hole
>shit in it
>pour sawdust in
>cover hole

simple as

>>50183247
No this is the new shit.
>driving, beeing free, vacation and posting shit on instagram
But this shit is also expensive as fuck.

>>50186399
>sawdust
Just dig a hole, shit in it, cover it up.

>>50186438
Yea but if you are doing this 3 times a day next to your camp it is gunna start reeking of shit unless you make attempts to cover the smell. I try to shit only once a day at camp then do 1 at gym and 1 at my gf's house kek but still sometimes you gotta shit 3 times out there and that is a lot of shit to just leave fermenting.

>>50186399
What if there's bad weather?

>>50183228

>>50183228
Where are you favorite boondock locations? How do you make money?

>>50183228
Based, I’m thinking of doing the same

>>50186461
Anon that's too much shitting for 1 day.

Rentlord fear le van-enjoyer

I tried living out of my trailblazer before because I thought it would save me money. Turns out spending most of your day driving to the YMCA to shower or to a gas station to shit or to a laundry mat to do laundry and refill your water supply all puts a fucking damper on your soul as you try to maintain a professional look to hold a job. Then most places it's illegal to sleep in your vehicle and having a little knock knock on your window at 3AM really fucks your day up when you have to be to work at 9AM. Basically this only works if you have money.

>>50183228
in other words..
you're homeless, right

>>50183228
How much do you spend per month?

>>50187070
It makes sense if you already have land and slowly build something while taking time to enjoy trips

>>50183339
His cabin looked great but it was cold as shit, having a fireplace instead of a more modern stove probably didn't help.

Also if I remember he just built it in a very remote part of a national park, at one point he was facing eviction until his mate, who was married to a native, used her native land claim rights to claim ownership of the acre of land his cabin was on.

>>50183228
>pay 50k for a van just to live like a homeless person
Yeah I would rather spend 100k and own a house.

>>50189146
>Yeah I would rather spend 100k and own a house.
What is this a house for ants?

in boomers days, 260k £ would buy you a three-bedroom four-bathroom --ed up house with two gardens and a patio

>>50183247
It’s not like they did when i had a regular place. But I’m not a van cuck like OP, you’re talking to a mobilehome chad

>>50184896
are u an eufag? what app do u use for finding parking spots?

>>50189199
>Reddit the thread
Holy fuck how is this ON TOPIC to anything at fucking all and yet remains unmolested.

>>50183247
>no girl will ever go out with you :)
Incel.

>>50183228
imagine the smell

>>50189199
a big house in the countryside
city cuck can't comprehend.

>>50183247
Why are you thinking about women?
You should be thinking about war.

>>50183247
you're ugly

>>50183228
ok loser

>>50183228
aren't you worried about getting murdered in your sleep?

>>50183228
>you WILL sleep in the car
the absolute state lmao

>>50190435
Indeed.

>>50183247
Observation:
Females will accept a man living in a van with dead end prospects as a more acceptable mate than a man grinding like mad with an average apartment but good prospects.

Women either want the best man in a penthouse so they can go low power mode without fear of the future or a man who's opting out so they can escape reality together in a pseudo-romantic lowkey suicide pact.

Both extremes seem to do very well. Those in the middle do ok. But just that.

>>50192136
Sorry to break it to you but half of the men in that photo are closeted homosexuals, the other half molest their kids. 1 of the women depicted fantasizes about big black cock and her husband is a cuck that loves to carry her to the nigger side of town and watch her get drilled while he jerks off. The other two women? One is a cheater and the other is a swinger.

>>50183247
Who cares what women think/want.

>>50183641
The joke is that the guys who cuck like that GET THE LEAST PUSSY.
Lmao, when I used to kick and slap girls I'd sloppy blow job, the minute you're nice to an American female they find a way to stab you in the back.

>>50183247
Oh wait I forgot, burning man and every hippy chick since 1960.

>>50192390
Whew, Jew detected. Talk about projection!

>>50183251
A house is a pod.
An apartment is a pod.
A car, truck, van is a pod.
Your job is a pod, one big old pod.
Fun fact nigger, four walls, a floor and a roof is a pod.
We're already living in pods my man, "yeah well my wagie cage larger for more consumption!" Right, so we're all in a pod.

>>50183286
Shaming tactics are only done by Trannies, kikes and holes.

>>50192253
How did you come to this conclusion?

>>50183369
>cope
>Nah we're laughing.
No you're not, you here being miserable someone is outside, driving around America, working cash in hand like the cowboys and injuns used to do.
Meanwhile your pathetic ass is sitting here thinking up some catchy, snarky reply.

>>50183339
>Needed humans to bring him food.
That's hilarious.

>>50183550
Used to hang out with a few guys that lived in a huge apartment building with a gym and pool.
Made a ton of friends, got laid, had shit to do after work and bonuses! We didn't have to go to the bar to invite girls out!
I hate living here, sucks so much dicks.

>>50183605
>what you sharing amenities with an obese white basedboy, smelling his corn syrup induced IBS in the toilet, bathinig in his dead skin cells, innadvertantly absorbing excess estrogen from trans piss at the pool?
Unironically go outside you miserable fuckwit.

>>50183645
Don't listen to this nigger, he's a landlord, save up as much money as you can, buy land and build a house.
Buying is for suckers and poor fuckers.

>>50184198
>>50184217
Woods.
Public restrooms.
Gyms.
Hotels and motels, lmao.
I can't wait to get rich so I can travel the world and never live in America ever again.

>>50186461
>3 times a day
>Shitting more than once a day, if that.
Amerifats.

>>50183228
I've thought about this a lot, at first I thought this would be the perfect life for me because I love to travel and I love nature.
But I can't help but think that after an extended period of time I'd get frustrated and tired of being in a cramped space. Bumping into shit in the night, having nowhere to put things. Not to mention laundry, showers, filling water tank, emptying shit tank.. and the daily time-wasting folding of furniture from couch to bed, bed to couch, table up table down. It all just sounds like a massive PITA.

>>50183247
Drive a couple miles everyday, fresh batch of tinderellas. Think of the possiblities!

>>50183247
This is the most male virgin comment ever.

>>50192850
no need to empty the shit tank, I cut a hole in the bottom of mine and just park in the empty corner of a big lot before taking a shit and then driving off.

>>50192253
i came to the same conclusion
trying the conventional wage cuck lifestyle is death, the demands from the cage will kill your relationship
if you find someone that knows about the van and accepts it they will be happy to spend time together and not get crazy ideas later
all career chicks will go mental once they find out just how bad of a deal waging is and all the material things she thought she could afford are forever priced out

in that trend anyone here got that pic of the guy explaining how he made it by living like an absolute pauper for 4 years like renting for almost no money a room with a vietnamese family and then getting hated on by his old classfriends who went to college were destitute and hate him because he was supposed to be the poor one

>>50192615
Sounds comfy, where was this?

>>50183228
You will eventually have a bad time if you do this for too long
You were warned

>>50193531
based

>>50183228
>Holy fuck I love living in a van
>I save so much money

>>50184198
Where ever you want, there’s no designated pooping streets here.